Joyanna Adams

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Time to Impeach Another Nixon….

Nobody Knows

We are now into the second week of the Michael Brown Ferguson– “Let’s go steals some liquor and get our butts on TV.” fiasco and Nobody Knows where the poor cop Darren Wilson is, but thanks to Obama’s democratic lap dogs, like Governor “I’m not a coward” Nixon, AL “No justice no peace” Sharpton, and Jessie, “Show me the money” Jackson,—–the racist shark police frenzy continues.fergusion 7

Nobody wants to ‘upset’ the blacks in the country…ISIS has even showed up with their flag. But the real program is to try to get every black in the country out screaming, and looting.

Thank goodness we all stocked up on guns right?

Do I hear Diane Feinstein? I mean, where are you, my dear? Shouldn’t you be in Ferguson tonight? There are guns everywhere!

The “character” assassination continues tonight, from various reporters, who happened to look up the lyrics from the gentle giant teenager, Michael Brown….Like these lovely sentiments….

Every time I call your bitch I make her cum And when she comes I’m cumming all over her tush I beat that pussy up I’m smoking purple I roll fat blunts they look just like my thumb

While I bless him with a d*** on his face

With this Glock in your face And you betta not make a sound And I only like white men on my money [???] Those who are last shall be first, Whites on the bottom

Uh…he only likes white men on his money? He likes his …d*** on HIS face?Mike Brown

Nobody Knows, but where are the rap interpreters when you need them. Have we lost a future Jay-Z? I’d say, this is proof that Mike was a full fledged racist, and yet…who is being condemned here?

That poor officer, who almost lost his eye to Mike.

Local St. Louis sources said Wilson suffered an “orbital blowout fracture to the eye socket.” This comes from a source within the Prosecuting Attorney’s office and confirmed by the St. Louis County Police.

Nobody Knows why they are still concentrating on Mike Brown, because today, the cops killed another black man, who just had a KNIFE, as opposed to cigars. He was only robbing a store, for god’s sake, something which Al Sharpton says was ‘shoplifting.’ and okay. The very same thing Mike was doing…and the press is silent. Why? He was black? What? Only Mike Brown gets Al Sharpton’s attention? The press…is silent….

And speaking of silent…


That’s one thing, thank goodness Russ Limbaugh is NOT. He had this to say about the whole thing:

“They’re trying to use Ferguson to ramp up black turnout for the midterms. This is about wiping out the Republican Party. This is about doing away with the two-party system. This is about full-fledged, unbridled power and a grab for it. This is about wiping out everybody who opposes Obama. The end result is the end and absence of any opposition. “That’s what Ferguson’s all about.”

Tonight the chant is:

Who do we want? Darrel Wilson! How Do we want him? DEAD!

You don’t need a rap interpreter to understand that.

And speaking of dead…cue kid four


Nobody Knows

When is Obama going to come off the golf course and say something about ISIS slitting the throats of American journalist?

When is Obama going to stop acting like he has nothing to do with anything that happens in the country, when in fact, it’s obvious to everyone that has a brain, that he is behind every single thing? He plans to have his racist czars hang an innocent man just to make sure, black people go vote in November?

And how about our Missouri governor, Governor Nixon— trying the officer without due process in the media. I’d say that shows grounds for impeachment. What he is doing is as sure a crime as Mike Brown stealing and being a racist, bully.

We have become, a nation ruled by men, not laws.

Nobody Knows how this injustice to the “rule of law” will affect Hillary’s run for the White House, but what we do know, is that keeping the black people in horrible schools, has really paid off.

Will Obama’s race war come to fruition? Or will decent people everywhere cry out this time, and in one voice…”We’re mad as hell, and we’re NOT going to take it this crap of “Poor black me!” anymore! “

Nobody Knows….but I say it’s time to impeach another Nixon.

Jay Nixon

August 20, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Race, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Redskins: Teaching the PROPER Way to Approach the Police

Nobody ReportsHand up

It’s good to know that our football players are telling the crowd that they do NOT want to be shot if they lose the game.

This might just catch on: If enough black people would just stand still and hold their hands up when approached by a cop, nobody would get hurt. Much better than waving a knife or charging them after beating them up.

Nice to know at least SOMEBODY is taking this stuff seriously.

(Notice, this COULD be satire, not sure if it is still allowed.)

Hand up 2

August 19, 2014 Posted by | black violence | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Robin Willimas VS Hamas

Nobody’s Perfect

Last week, we all lost a genius of comedy. Okay…so he was fueled by cocaine, drugs and alcohol all his life, he did it for us, right? But, I would like to make an observation about depression, and why this gentle man did what he did.Robin Williams

Men not only are better at carrying 90 pound backpacks through the desert, (among many other things) they are also much better at killing themselves: And this week, we have two perfect examples:

From a comment on a Web Medical page:

Men are more serious about taking their own life than a woman is. Women have things like her children to consider when she decides to kill herself and men are more serious in a relationship and can burn their bridges with a woman. Men are tougher than women emotionally and they can bring themselves to a matter of fact state that suicide is a relief. In the U.S. a male or female takes their life every 18 minutes and with the attempted suicides combined the actual completion of men is four times higher than women. The leading choice of suicides by men is a firearm, whereas women are more likely to not want a messy suicide and are more prone to over dosing on pills. Older males can choose suicide from living in a meaningless relationship; divorce; a cheating spouse; social isolation or living alone; using drugs or alcohol to suppress their emotions— unemployment; financial burdens; loss of a loved one or the suicidal male may have had a trauma of a spouse dying (including a girlfriend) or has a painful disease or given a death sentence when they have been diagnosed with a disease. Some elderly men may try suicide because illness; losing a spouse or feelings of loneliness or hopelessness.

On the other hand, Robin Williams obviously had a very high IQ, so he would have known logically, that the act of killing himself would have left a horrible burden and pain upon his children.

But, he was…a man. He had the advantage of being able to success at that.

Women, should be glad they are at a disadvantage in this, and they should be glad they were not at this funeral:

A Hamas terrorist was killed & being held above a large moving crowd apparently paraded as a hero. What these clowns forgot to do before they paraded their terrorist “hero” was to remove his suicide vest.  During the parade the vest detonates, leaving large & small bits & pieces of many dead Hamas on the parade route,

(slightly gory).

 

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Hamas, of course! Idiots. I would have loved to hear what kind of joke Robin Williams would have made of a bunch of terrorists not removing the corpse’s suicide vest at the funeral.

Sadly, we won’t.

Sometime people who suffer from depression, are the most kindest people on the planet. If only we could help them all. People who have never suffered from depression have NO idea just how horrible it is, and how sometimes the only way you escape from ‘killing yourself’ is sheer dumb luck.

So, while Robin had the most imperfect moment of his life, he gave us all, an infinity of perfection.

God, we will miss him.

 

 

 

 

 

August 18, 2014 Posted by | Deaths, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Thoughts on Lincoln’s Home

Nobody Flashes

Just a short report on my visit to the Lincoln Presidential Museum in Springfield, IL.

Lincoln's Bed

Lincoln’s Bed

The local maps…are a joke. They have all the sights and only a few main streets, and we got lost about 40 times. Ask directions.

We kept hearing that Lincoln was a poor man: Nevertheless, he managed to own a house which by all accounts, would be considered upper middle class in 2014.

It contains the ugliest wall paper this side of the Atlantic.

Lincoln was the best dad a kid could have, the kids could play baseball in the living room.

He liked to torture himself. For instance, this was the desk in his bedroom. My only conclusion is he took off his legs to sit down.

WHY the local citizens decided to build the rest of his neighborhood is beyond all reason. Go to Main Street in Disneyland, it’s much more entertaining.

Not even George Washington has had more books written about him.

Abe's Desk

Abe’s Desk

Do NOT…I repeat, DO NOT, wear any symbol of the American flag on your person or you will be followed around the city by big, burly, men packing weapons and looking mean.

The Capitol building where the representatives of Illinois come together has more marble than probably the Vatican. Of course, nobody was there, leaving the billions of dollars worth of marble, looking very lonely.

Capitol

Capitol

The Governor’s mansion has lots of democratic parties. (For the looters in Ferguson) let me inform you that the chandeliers alone are worth, about as much as the Mona Liza. They will also tell you that this mansion is the biggest in the nation. right. sure.

The best part of the visit was the museum itself. Disney helped and so, you could see Mary’s various dresses, and a room of political cartoons that made you sick because they made it into a fun house, and five politicians in 3D holograms yelling at you about how Lincoln was a black lover, or put it more succinctly, it was like having Al Sharpton and Harry Reid on each side of your head, yelling at you in Chinese. VERY effective to make you want to GET OUT of the museum.

We didn’t go see Spielberg’s props, as they wanted more money.

In the Library, they have given a cast of Lincoln’s hand to a few very famous people: Bill Clinton, Steven Spielberg, and The Pope. By the way….Lincoln had VERY tiny hands. Big feet, and evidently, a blond girlfriend.

Lincoln's Family

Lincoln’s Family

At the end of the day, because it was rush hour, we finally made it to his tomb, which is HUGE! But, don’t make the mistake that it’s just a grave. You can go into it, and walk for what seems miles, into an endless underground maze of….MORE marble, and then you come upon his big marble coffin. His family is on the other side.

So, what did I learn? If our government spent even a ‘smidgen’ of the taxpayer’s money they put into building themselves monuments and Presidential libraries, and instead, spend it on the people, we would not own China one penny.

Italy is going to sink from lack of marble.

Besides all of that, I had a great day!

PS. My husband would like to add: “What was a Muslim, doing at the tomb?”

Answer: Looking for her emancipator.

Abe's Tomb

Abe’s Tomb

August 18, 2014 Posted by | History, humor | , | 3 Comments

The Fergusion Bell Tolls for Us All…

Nobody’s Opinion

Sorry folks, this is a long one…get a cool drink. Ferguson is near my home town.


For Whom the Bell Tolls….

“If you EVER do that again, I am going to put a bullet right through your head!”

The woman stood in horror as she watched her husband lying pinned down underneath the Chief of police, who had his gun just inches from her husband’s forehead as he shouted into his face.

” OMG” she thought to herself, “They are going to shoot him in the head!”Abe Lincolne

The woman pushed past the endless sea of police. Around her husband on the ground were at least twenty cops. “My god, where did all these police come from so fast?” she thought to herself.

Scared that the anger on the faces of all the cops surrounding her husband, she ran forward through the cops, and shouted, “Hey..WAIT! HOLD ON! Guys! Guys! My god! What are you doing! Wait! Wait! This is just a traffic ticket!”  As she came up to the scene,and saw her husband who was lying helpless underneath the 250 pound cop, she pleaded again. The chief of police looked up at her, and pulled his cocked gun up, and she heard a sharp click. In a state of high adrenaline rage, all the cops turned and looked at her. Dazed. As if…they were suddenly brought back to reality. Behind her she felt a strong arm grab her and drag her away from the scene. But, she knew now, they couldn’t kill him.

Because there was a witness. Her. In the rage of cop madness, they forgot she was there.

This was not Ferguson, Mo. last night, but it was not far from there. The year was 1992, and that woman was me. And…to make this strong point. Both my husband and I were very blond, and very white, as were the cops.

I was stopped late that night coming home from a job and I had been pulled over on a side street near my home because I ran a red light. The light turned red as I was stuck out in the middle of the intersection trying to make a left hand turn.

The car I was yielding to, SLOWED DOWN, (He SAW the cop, I didn’t.) If he hadn’t, I would have made the turn on yellow.

My (first) husband was following me home. As the cop pulled me off to the side of the road, my husband pulled up behind me because it was three in the morning. We were both really nice to the cop.

“Officer, I realized my mistake, I was just coming home from work. Oh, and that’s my husband.”

By the way, both of us were stone sober.

“Get back in your car.” said the officer.

“Hey, he’s just making sure I get home safely, it’s okay. He can stand here with me, right? “Fergusion 5

“GET BACK IN YOUR CAR!” shouted the police, and his anger caught us both by surprise.

We were both in shock at the officer not realizing that we were just regular nice people, waiting to get the ticket and be on our way home. I was even MORE shocked when he grabbed my husband and threw him HARD against the car, bending it behind his back.

My husband, in pain with his arm behind his back, struggled, and asked him to stop hurting him, but the cop got more more abusive, and then he called for backup. All he needed to do was smile and say, “Hey, nice to met you two, but I have to give you a ticket. And sir, it’s the law, just wait in the car and all he had to do was smile when he said it. We would have all laughed, and went on our way. We actually thought, this was a free country, and we could both stand on the side of the road. After all, we both knew, that cops sometimes pull over pretty young girls just for fun.

That had happened to me before.

Within three minutes, half the police department was there swearing to kill him.

My ticket was thrown out, my husband paid over a thousand dollars in fines…and get this: He was fined for parking in a place where he wasn’t suppose to park—NOT for resisting an officer.

I have often thought about that night, and WHY the police overreacted to such a simple traffic ticket?

What had happened that night to make them all so scared? Because it was obvious, they were scared for their lives, and protecting one of their own.

That was not the only time I have seen police overload. In the year 2000, I was in Washington D.C., being a tourist. There were reports of a protest going on in the city…a young group of mostly white students, protesting the WTO. On every single corner block in that town, was a well armed military man..and you had to get permission to even cross from one corner to the next. When President Clinton’s limo went by….our black tour guide told the group..”LISTEN CAREFULLY. Do NOT step off the curb when the limo goes by, or you WILL be shot.”

He was not kidding. Clinton had the whole town covered with armed tanks and guns. I saw nothing reported anywhere on that. Nothing.

When I saw the ‘protest’ I had to laugh. They were no more dangerous than the hippie protests that I use to witness when I was young. Mostly rich, disillusioned white rich kids…with no clue of reality yet. Mom and Dad were still feeding them.

Fast forward to Boston, 2013: A whole nation watched as tanks, and heavily armed troopers walked from house to house, bullying residents. For all their technology, they couldn’t find two young boys. So, they shut down the whole town. Where was the outrage?

And last week, in Ferguson, MO, a cop shot and killed a black man, and the world is astonished and angered at the heavy armored police presence…Why?

You know…but let’s review anyway:


For Whom the Bell Tolls: White Cops Kill Black Men

I often wondered about that night when my x husband was almost killed. It was hard to believe that the police, whom I had been told to trust, and most of whom I knew to be honest men, could get so manic. Was it because of the dangerous nature of their job? Every day, they get up with the knowledge that they could be killed that day.  I once ask a local police what he feared the most, and he said, “Someone grabbing my gun.”

It seems that last week, a young ‘unarmed’ Michael Brown tried to do just that the day of the shooting. When the police asked him to ‘move’ he gave attitude and grabbed at the gun of the officer. Rumors are from people who say they know— the cop suffered a severe beating and two broken ribs. Michael then preceded to walk away, and the cop asked him to ‘Freeze!” Michael turned and rushed at him. He THOUGHT Michael was coming at him to kill him.

I happen to know a person who works in the crime lab and knows exactly what happened and had this to say:fergusion 7

“He got EXACTLY what he deserved.”

That person looks at bloody crimes scenes every day from St. Louis. AND it’s mostly blacks murdering blacks. Once in a while, they get a cop. In America, that is the reality.

The cop shot, no doubt, out of fear for his life. Cops are shot at on a nightly basis in the suburbs of North County. Every single night, some black drug gang shoots to death some other black drug teenager, and more often than not, some five-black-year old was sitting on his bike and got a bullet and died. Grandmothers are shot sitting on their porches. Every night this has happened for years.

Last night, some thug shot someone, but they won’t tell us the race of that person. It’s being downplayed. After all…the subject is white racists cops, right?

Al Sharpton will tell you. Jesse Jackson will tell you. Eric Holder will tell you.

While everyone’s heart is going out to the big black kid, who stole some cigars and pushed a helpless man in a store, I can’t help but think about this white officer.

His life, is ruined. By all accounts he had a spotless record, so much in fact that his proud father posted his picture while getting a commendation for his excellent police work on his Facebook page.

(Which is why dear readers, I don’t do FACEBOOK.)

The local news station posted his house, putting his whole family in danger. Nobody mentions how insidious THAT was.

The cops are getting death threats, and now, so is his family, and so, the cycle of hatred continues.

I have lived in North St. Louis Country most of my life.  North County used to be a thriving middle class suburb of St. Louis City. But the city was always democratic. Like Detroit, it’s always had democratic mayors, therefore, the blacks in the city always lived in poverty.

You elect democrats, you get poverty. It’s that simple. Democrats are big government, and control.Al Sharpton

Remember when LBJ started putting the blacks in housing project? This happened in every city. It was like “Right, let’s put the monkeys in one place, give them free rent, so we can keep an eye on them, and then go and say we are saving their civil rights and they’ll vote for us every time!”

Fools.

To the white people, LBJ’s “war on poverty” was really a disguise for the redistribution of money from the taxpayers to the black to have babies. It’s all about the votes. And with Obama, it hasn’t changed.

So the blacks multiplied with every welfare baby. And with money coming for each child, the blacks soon outnumbered the whites. With crime becoming a major problem in the city of St. Louis, some democrats decided to move the black city population to North County.

They want you to think that this black ‘invasion’ was all done by the blacks themselves. But no, the blacks on the Democratic plantations were too poor…so they FORCED the move. They closed 16 of the failing schools in the city and made the North County schools take them all.  And the white taxpayers in North County, paid for that migration in their property taxes. In the meantime, many whites move out of North County, because the city crime came with it.

There went the tax base.

In the last decades, thanks to globalization, ALL of the major companies in St. Louis have closed. Now, the white poor can’t move anymore. We had major car manufactures here in St. Louis, Ford and Chrysler, and many blacks worked at those plants.

Thanks to globalization, they are now gone.  Our North County Malls, where many blacks worked were destroyed by the 2008 ‘recession.’ By the end of 2008, blacks were just walking into the malls, piling up as many boxes of whatever they wanted as they could, and walking out the door.

Nobody stopped them. They had a black President, who “Had their backs.”  No stores could survive.

I kept hearing the cry that there were no black officers on the police force. Why?

If you are a white kid living in North County, and you can’t afford college (unlike the blacks who get FREE intuition) you can join the police force, be a fireman, or join the military.

(Somebody write John Kerry and tell him to come on down.)

And that’s why the police force is predominately white. Besides, when they do get a black cop, he moves to a higher paying district to fill the diversity rolls, and the white cops are left in the poor black neighborhoods.

Besides, black rap culture made cops into the enemy, so, why would a black man join the force?Ferguson 1

As for the schools? They have black teaches, black administrators, all making big salaries and big pensions, and..guess what? They are failing.

In recent years, two school districts in North County lost their accreditation. One, Normandy, where Mr. Brown graduated this year, serves parts of Ferguson. When parents in the mostly black district sought to allow their children to transfer to schools in mostly white districts, they said, they felt a backlash with racial undertones. (This is because, in this depression, the ‘white’ schools just don’t have the money. ) Frustration with underfunded and underperforming schools has long been a problem, and when Gov. Jay Nixon held a news conference on Friday to discuss safety and security in Ferguson, he was confronted with angry residents demanding to know what he would do to fix their schools.

Why are the black schools failing? Democrats. Teachers unions. The money goes to the top, and stays there. Tenure, pensions, and schools run like prisons, and it’s the stupid leading the stupid.

And the NEA gives to the democrats, and it’s a never ending recipe for disaster.

You want poverty?

Vote in a democrat.


For whom the bell tolls…I’m black and I hate the cops and white people…

Now, that area where the blacks are protesting, has suffered tremendously since Obama became President. There ARE no jobs in North County. Sure, the young can go to school, get a degree, get free phones, food stamps, but those NIKE shoes…well they cost a lot of money. They have a President who has not said a word about the black teens robbing and looting stores all over the country, and that’s been going on since he was elected. Since Obama has been President, he has stood on the sides of all blacks, and forgiven their crimes.

Go ahead, knock out all the white people on the head. Loot those Quick Marts! Your President HAS YOUR BACK!

The black culture has been telling them for years, that the bogey white man has kept them down. They could all be rich rappers if not for that white man. And the cops are black killers. That’s what they believe. And they are blaming…white men. Congress. Conservatives. But who REALLY is to blame?

If you are a black man, and you are seeing for the first time, a M-16 sniper aiming a gun at your head…who are you going to blame?

The cops? And if they don’t show up at your door to help, can you figure out why?

(HINT: How about that crack smoking, Muslim Brotherhood loving, lying communistic, race-baiting, top 1 per center, psychopathic man in the White House? Ya THINK! )

For Whom the bell tolls…Obama .Ferguson 2

Every day in America, some cop kills a black, (statistically speaking, they commit the most crimes.) but more than that, a black kills another black. Over 40,000 blacks were killed in the last five years, by other blacks. Only 94 unarmed black men were killed in the last five years, by cops.

And there is no doubt that the democrats have picked. this moment in time to start the race riots again…yes. There’s money to be made, and a God to be saved.

What you are seeing in Ferguson, much like the Trevon Martin fiasco, is purely political. Divide and Conquer 101.

The blacks were turning on Obama. After all, he promised them utopia, and they are worse off than before, and now, he is flooding the country with illegal’s who WILL take the few remaining jobs.

Something had to be done. Send Jesse, Send Uncle Al. Send in Eric Holder to claim the state prosecutor is bias because his own father was killed by a black man.

Follow the Obama path: Last week, Obama hosted the African nations.

Last week, Michelle said she is heart and soul FIRST–black and African. (She is not proud of her country anymore I guess.)

On all the Sunday talk shows, the attacks against the poor cops are relentless. It’s all about the poor black man who is abused.

Why, this poor young man, just did a petty robbery…many white people rob! It’s so unfair that they don’t release the cops version.

He was shot down in cold blood, they say.

So, why haven’t they released the cops version?

Remember…democrats run the police, the town, the city, the County, Nixon the governor, is democrat. They had a black democrat man running North County, and he was just replaced by a white guy, by an overwhelming majority.

The blacks, I guess, just didn’t go vote, for their black representative.

And now, they are shocked at the white men aiming guns at their heads.

But who pumped up our police to become an army?

For Whom the Bell Tolls….


“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.” –Barack Obama

Here’s a few interesting paragraphs I’ve gathered off various sits:

The fact is, Obama and Janet Napolitano’s DHS is becoming more and more militarized. Homeland Security has been purchasing fifteen-ton, military-grade tanks! Sources say that Homeland Security is purchasing approximately 2,700 of these “light tanks” capable of withstanding major combat.Fergusion 10

According to one estimate, just since last spring DHS has stockpiled more than 1.6 billion bullets, mainly .40 caliber and 9mm. (Hallow point) That’s sufficient firepower to shoot every American about five times. Including illegal immigrants.”

The number of Americans on welfare today is higher than the number that have full-time jobs, says Michael Snyder, creator of TheEconomicCollapseBlog.com.

Nothing frustrated me more, as a student, than listening to these people go on and on about how compassionate they are about poverty and then seeing a picture of Barack Hussein Obama hanging on their wall, as if they are related to him or something. In my opinion, this represented the height of idiocy. If they really cared about poverty, they would at least entertain the idea that perhaps Obama’s socialism is causing it.

And though Lyndon Johnson was the President to bring forth the Civil Rights Act of 1964–after realizing that perhaps he was on the wrong side of history–more Republicans voted for it than Democrats. Though it was Johnson who signed the law, it wasn’t until Nixon, with his staunch desegregationist Veep Spiro Agnew, that the law was enforced. Nixon acted quickly to do what Johnson had not: actually enforce the desegregation of schools.

Last weekend, my husband and I visited the Lincoln museum in Springfield Missouri.  I was standing in one museum with a young black woman sitting at a desk, working, and I said..

All those thousands of men died to free the black man, and they STILL are not happy.” I said. She heard me. I really didn’t care.

What’s a white man to do? We gave our blood. More than that, now we are giving up our country.

It was surreal to come back to a town where the black race-baiters ware whipping up old hatreds. What would Lincoln have said? Nothing good.

But, this too will pass.

You know why I have hope?

Because, what you are not seeing, are the many blacks and whites that live together in peace all over North St. Louis County. None of us have much money, but even though, a few miles away, the world is on fire, we still smile at each other, and act as if…it’s all just a terribly bad dream.

And my dream, is that some black man will smash that god damn bell, lead the people, and tell the democratic party, he will be a slave…no more.  He will be a fool no more to the politicians that wish to sell him to poverty, hopelessness, and fear. He will make the white man his friend. He will not destroy his own town just to make some political point. He will not be lead by division and hatred. He will see..that the real enemy, is a very rich man, who cares only for himself: Barack Hussein Obama.

And like any fool, I can only dream.

 

August 18, 2014 Posted by | Black History, black violence, democrats, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Takes a Week Off….

Nobody’s OpinionCat opinion

Dear —all you Nobody readers….

Congress took a break…..

The ‘President’ took a break…

So, I figured it was a good time for me to take a break…I’m long overdue for one. I’ve decided to take a week off….

I’ll be back here next Monday, August 18, with my usual Monday’s Nobody’s Opinion…hopefully, refreshed and ready to rumble!

Be sure to come back!

Joyanna

 

 

August 10, 2014 Posted by | Just life, Uncategorized | | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Abbott and Costello VS Computers

Nobody Gets Email

If you have ever seen the famous skit “Who’s on First” by Abbott and Costello, you’ll find this, a I did, a very clever remake.

Enjoy! (Thanks to J.R. )

Lou Buys A Computer

Abbott and Costello

 

 

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.  

For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on.

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:

      COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.  

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?  

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

 

COSTELLO: What word?ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?  

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘W’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? Do you have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?  

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. At no extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money? 

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT !  (A few days later) 

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START.’

 

 

 

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August 9, 2014 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Star Gazing Should be Shared

Nobody Flashes

The other day at my local pool, the mother of a boy who used to hang out quite a lot with my son, was telling a story to a group of women…

“And THEN he told me that when he spent the night, they stayed up until THREE IN THE MORNING watching fallen stars on her ROOF!”

Okay. Call me bad. I saw nothing wrong with taking a few blankets, some snacks, and two 8-year-olds up on a roof to watch a meteor shower. We had a blast, between the three of us we counted over 200 sightings. But it still bugs that poor woman to this day. Imagine if some meteor had fallen on my house! I mean, it’s not as if I wasn’t making sure they didn’t ‘fall’ off.

Does she think I did that for the kids? HA! No, she knew me all too well. I wanted some company. Besides, everyone should do that at least once in life, and kids never forget it either.

I only wish I had a group of 8-year-olds this weekend to join me in sky watching…I don’t. But, that shouldn’t stop YOU!

 

August 9, 2014 Posted by | science | | Leave a comment

New Jersey Cop: Obama doesn’t follow the Constitution, why should he?

Nobody Cares

Hey! If the cops don’t have to follow the constitution, why should we  have to obey them?

What I find funny is this cop knew he was being video taped.

And…this happened in New Jersey. Just for fun, does anybody know what actor he looks like?

(Via Alex Jones)

August 8, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers, Masada–now Sinjar

Nobody Remembers

Tonight, in Iraq, people are crying out. When you watch this video, and hear this woman’s plea, you can’t help but think of mass extinctions throughout history. It seems, another mass genocide is about to occur–40,000 people are trapped on Mt. Sinjar in Iraq. ISIS, will kill them. They are in siege, and starving.

I’m sure BECAUSE of this video, Obama has come out tonight and said he’d send some air support and some food. But…that’s about it. It was enough to make me ashamed. Disgusted. Obama has caused the whole Iraq implosion, and now he wants to seem like a hero?

And yet, yesterday, President Bush AND President Obama were wining and dining the fat cat ruthless dictators of Africa at the White House.

I guess its, “Let’s just move on to the minerals in Africa.”

What’s insidious about this, is that due to Obama’s utter incompetence as a leader— the gains that our men made in Iraq mean nothing to Obama. As far as many Americans can see, like Vietnam, America has pulled out, and millions will be slaughtered. Once again, our leaders have made a mockery of our country.

This woman’s tears are heartbreaking. Too bad, we don’t see the Christians video’s isn’t it? Yes, they are being slaughtered everywhere too.

But, when nobody stops evil, history repeats itself.

Nobody Remembers that a mountain siege happened once before in history: Masada.Masada

In AD 73, the Roman general Flavius Silva marched thousands of troops to the base of the plateau and built a siege wall around it, trapping the 967 Jewish men, women, and children at the top. The Roman forces built a ramp along the western edge of the plateau and hauled equipment to the top to batter down the walls of the fortress. As the Romans were breaching the defenses, the leader of the rebels, Elazer Ben Ya’ir, persuaded his people to burn their belongings and to kill themselves rather than let the women and children be taken as slaves. When the Romans reached the top, Josephus says, they were

“met with the multitude of the slain, but could take no pleasure in the fact, though it were done to their enemies. Nor could they do other than wonder at the courage of their resolution, and at the immovable contempt of death which so great a number of them had shown, when they went through with such an action as that was.”

The only survivors were two women and five children who had hidden themselves and so lived to describe the rebels’ last acts to the Romans.

And George and Laura, and Obama and Michelle…dine at the White House— our great leaders, while another country–that they spent trillions of our money on—and men DIED to liberate…is left in ruins.

Pass the hypocrisy.

 

 

August 8, 2014 Posted by | corruption, History, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Daniel Hannon: A Duck is a Duck, and Politicians Act Accordinly

Nobody’s Fool

In case no one has noticed, I really don’t care what Daniel Hannan says, it’s always a joy.

And I post him just because….he always makes so much sense.

Enjoy!

August 7, 2014 Posted by | corruption | , | 1 Comment

Christians: Heads Up! Ann Coulter is NOT the Enemy

Nobody Wins

There was a big controversy on Twitchy (see comments) today about Ann Coulter’s latest column. It seems good Christians everywhere are angry that Ann was criticizing the Christian ministry for spending millions of dollars taking care of African Ebola patients, and not devoting more time here.Ann Coulter 2

She also bought up the cost of bringing two people back here to treat. Think of how many mouths $2 million would feed.

She makes a good point:

About 15,000 people are murdered in the U.S. every year. More than 38,000 die of drug overdoses, half of them from prescription drugs. More than 40 percent of babies are born out of wedlock. Despite the runaway success of “midnight basketball,” a healthy chunk of those children go on to murder other children, rape grandmothers, bury little girls alive — and then eat a sandwich. A power-mad president has thrown approximately 10 percent of all Americans off their health insurance — the rest of you to come! All our elite cultural institutions laugh at virginity and celebrate promiscuity. So no, there’s nothing for a Christian to do here. 

Whoa. Did she get the Christian people upset with THAT!

But, I’m with Ann on this one…let’s fix America FIRST. Is it more righteous in the sight of Christ, to save a life here as opposed to a life overseas? Is one here worth more than the other there? Is a man born in Africa worth saving more than a man born in the United States?

What would Jesus say?

Why did Dr. Brantly have to go to Africa? The very first “risk factor” listed by the Mayo Clinic for Ebola — an incurable disease with a 90 percent fatality rate — is: “Travel to Africa.”

This is much like Obama today, given billions of dollars to develop the African nations, and putting electricity in their towns, when our own country needs to update our own infrastructure.

Why doesn’t Obama fix his own country first? He says it’s Congress fault. No. That’s a lie. Obama wants America to fail. Blaming everyone but himself has worked for six years.

And just like our President, Christians in the United States are picking and choosing who they will save. Like the Jihadist trying to make points with Allah by blowing himself up, they hope that Jesus will give them a better place in heaven if they travel into the jaws of Ebola and die.

Now, somebody has to treat these people, but…I think the main reason those two doctors were brought back here, was for research. (I could be wrong, but …I doubt it.)

And how many years, have we all been conditioned to think that America is too rich, and therefore, the poor in other countries suffer worse?

Sure, Ebola is horrible. The huts they live in are horrible. And Christians are always the first in line to help –it’s what makes the religion superior to Islam.

But we’ve had YEARS of liberal brainwashing, and the liberals use the teaching of Christianity to their purpose. Democrats are trying to outlaw Christianity in all our institutions, but boy, when it serves their purpose, they are quoting Jesus and Moses, and delivering campaign speeches from the churches…even putting on fake accents.

One of the things you learn in life, is you can’t help anyone else if you have nothing to give. Parents who are poor, cannot help their children. Parents who have babies out-of-wedlock, lock that child into poverty. If America doesn’t start taking care of their own, they will hasten the death of their own nation, and then, who WILL help the rest of the world?

Christians in the United States are picking and choosing who they will save, and I don’t think Jesus would pick what life is worth more….according to the Bible….we are all God’s children.

So, lets’ in the name of common sense, save the children of God right here.

It’s noble of the religious to want to sacrifice their own lives for strangers…but its no less noble for Ann to want the Christens to help right here at home.

Jesus said: the TRUTH shall set you free. And the truth is, Ann is not the enemy….Christians two

 

 

 

August 7, 2014 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

In Her Own Words: Michelle is Smarter than Obama

Nobody Wonders

Out of all the first ladies in my lifetime, my favorite was Laura Bush. I admired her for the image that she always presented. The Image, was fitting for the United States. But, that’s about it. I must admit, after the Bushes left office, they have done all the politically correct, ‘globalization” politics that you would expect of a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton.Bushes ranch

They continue to try to make us believe that global policies, and pumping US tax dollars into the world, are good for the United States— but then–I recall that the Bush family ranch is sitting on the largest fresh water aqueduct in South America, and the utopian dream of politicians putting America FIRST, comes crashing down.

When the water war comes, the Bushes will be richer than King Saud.

Reminded of that–Barbara Bush, just looks like a very smart woman.

But, it IS all about the “world” isn’t it? Both the Obama’s and the Bushes are on the same global page of “We must reform the rest of the world, and we will do it with your money!”

The elite theme being pushed this week is AFRICA! America to the rescue! (Never mind China is already there.)

In this quote below, Michelle Obama let out the typical feminist exclamation: Women ARE superior to men. (We must help them too.)

 In a conversation with former First Lady Laura Bush at the U.S Africa Leaders Summit in Washington D.C. , Michelle Obama explained that as First Lady it was important to remember to use the position to highlight their personal interests:

“We can’t waste this spotlight, it is temporary and life is short and change is needed and women are smarter than men. And the men can’t complain because you’re outnumbered today,” she said as the audience laughed.

Nobody Says: There is absolutely no proof ANYWHERE that women are smarter than men. (Some women, but…on a curve…let’s not go there.)

That’s like saying the moon is superior to the sun. You can say it till you’re white in the face Michelle, and it won’t change.Michelle and Laura

There is so much wrong with that statement, (even if said in jest) that you have to wonder: Did Michelle Obama not know that MORE women graduate from universities than men? Why does she keep acting as if women are not getting opportunities when the facts prove the opposite?

(As if we don’t know that answer.)

According to The Department of Education, women are now earning the majority of college degrees in the US, with approximately 140 women graduating from college for every 100 men.woman and college

The proof that men are smarter is in that fact alone: Most of them are not stupid enough to waste their money on an inferior product, or are too busy building the rest of the world. Not to mention, the government is stacking the cards against them–the goal is to have the state raise the children. Men have to become obsolete for the state to take over complete control.

Obviously the Obama’s like to leave out facts.

Nobody Wonders if the New World Order is to have women run the world, when in fact, it will still be the men making the decisions in the background.

As for the Bushes dream of liberating women from Islam? Sweet, but not at all realistic.

Many men lost their lives for that utopian dream, and look what it got them. Maybe its time the men of Islam fight to free their own women.

As if.

Nobody Wonders: Is this dream of equality to Muslim women really about changing the world?—-Or is it just about the good feeling the elites get from saying it?

August 6, 2014 Posted by | feminist, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows The Troubles We’ve Seeeeeeeeeeeennnn

Nobody Knows…

—–the troubles I’ve seen ….(I miss the ETRADE BABY already) Okay…quote:

Where Ignorance is bliss, ‘Tis folly to be wise. —-Thomas GrayEbola one

Nobody Knows..why every single cable channel in America last week, had to make us watch, hour after hour, the news, that two doctors who had caught Ebola in Africa, were being shipped back home. It got almost as much coverage as the JFK funeral. I almost expected O.J. to jump out of the ambulance at some point.

And everyone was in a panic. First, they scare you half to death with the instant deaths that could spread as fast as it does in Africa if these doctors infect someone, and THEN they get doctors, who look straight at the camera and say “Don’t worry. You’d have to take a bath in the vomit to catch it.”

One minute, you imagine hospitals overflowing with dead bodies, and a minute later..it never gets here, and everyone don’t worry, be happy. Ebola just sounds bad. Really, no problemo.

Except


Nobody Knowswhy they are NOT reporting the fact that there really is no worry from the two doctors who were so well protected, they couldn’t even infect themselves again with the care they got. But there IS real worry from all the illegal’s from those very countries that are being dispersed though-out America now.

From Newsmaxillegals

Illegal immigrants from more than 75 countries are attempting to enter the United States, including some from countries with outbreaks of the Ebola virus and others from terrorist hotbeds Meanwhile, Texas Gov. Rick Perry insisted in an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday that his state is seeing “historic record highs” of people being apprehended from countries “that have substantial terrorist ties,” including Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Syria. Add to the disease carrying illegal’s flooding the border, and add to them Muslims with virgins in their eyes: “And when you think about the idea that some of them are from countries that have substantial terrorist ties, whether it’s Pakistan or Afghanistan or Syria, we are at historic record highs with individuals being apprehended from those countries.”

And speaking of other countries.


Nobody Knows why Obama went on as planned with his African “I’m going to save Africa, and give them my expert business advice” conference.

How many people flew over from Africa to attend THAT? And were any of them sick?US-AFRICA-SUMMIT

Nobody Knows.

And why are the American Airlines still flying to these ‘hot’ places while the British Airlines has stopped? You would think by now we’d follow the British, who by the way, got the hell out of Benghazi.

But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nobody Knows how many pharmaceuticals companies are salivating at just the dream of a massive world Ebola outbreak. The CVC already has a patent on a strain of it! How wonderful! Get ready for your local drug stores to be advertising “Get your Ebola vaccine her! ” Better yet, if we get outbreaks here, just think of all the executive orders Obama could dream up.  He’s dreaming them up right now, as we speak…on the golf course…Ebola symptons

And speaking of outbreaks

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Nobody Knows, why Obama is so mad that companies are leaving the United States.

“They’re basically renouncing their citizenship and declaring that they’re based somewhere else, just to avoid paying their fair share,” Obama said recently.

Now that companies are people, they have a RIGHT to go live anywhere. What’s the matter with him?

And speaking of going to live anywhere…


Nobody Knows, but here in St. Louis County, Executive Charlie Dooley, a black democrat, was defeated by another democrat Steve Stenger, who was white, and had the unions behind him. Dooley was defeated badly. Dooley was a Marion Barry wannabe, and the county is starting to look like Detroit’s ugly step-sister. Dooley stenger

Nevertheless, Dooley didn’t seem upset, so far, no race card was played— so Nobody Knows, but I would not be at all surprised if Dooley doesn’t move on up to Washington D.C.

And speaking of Washington D.C.,—-


Americans are fed up;america fed up

What’s VERY clear, is my dweeby generation will go down as the most screwed up, drugged out, idiotic, hedonistic, greedy, and selfish bunch of morons to ever run the nation.

Having said that, Nobody Knows that I have disowned them all.

I am now…19. Wait. No—I’m 95.

Next week, we will explore the brain of Jimmy Carter, and whether the the UFO he claims to have seen, actually abducted him, since he now claims Hamas are legitimate human beings.

In the meantime, if you’re wondering what the hack happened to your country?

Don’t ask.

August 6, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, democrats, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

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