Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Wonder….

Nobody Gets Email:

The world is crazy, and I’m sleeping in today…so it’s important that we keep our sense of humor, right? Right.

Some of these sayings could go into Nobody Wonders.

My favorite was the one about evolution.  Such fun. What’s your favorite?

Anyway…Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)

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. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE  MONKEYS AND APES?

. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE  ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, ‘WHERE’S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?’ SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH  SOAP?

. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO ‘GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?’

. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL Kris 60CLEAN THEM?

. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW SIGNS?

. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE AN ‘S’ IN IT?

. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN’T SHOOT AT THEM?

. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME
DISORIENTED?

November 22, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Thoughts on Ferguson

Nobody Cares.the great divider

Moving right along now, Ferguson is the top headline on Drudge report today, and the ‘verdict’ on whether Officer Darren Wilson had a right to shoot Michael Brown is about to come out …and what a better time to do it, on a Friday so that Obama can go party in Las Vegas and everyone will be watching riots, and the people who have come from out of town can do the most damage.

But for a small strip and a few pimple explosions, nothing is happening here folks,…except the media frenzy is actually destroying our lives. The very FEAR of what COULD happen is effecting whatever is left of the St. Louis economy. It’s not just the tiny Ferguson area that is suffering, because of the world wide coverage, concerts are being canceled, trucks won’t deliver, meetings are being canceled, all over the city and it’s counties: it’s ridiculous.

And it’s all driven by fear, a small crowd of thugs that the police are not allowed now to arrest, and of course, Obama. His administration is fully behind the chaos.

What is stupid, is the blacks are hurting their own jobs. As many of you know, due to the great expansions of Wal-Marts across the nation, the little mom and pop pharmacy’s are gone. Wal-Mart offers great prices on drugs, so yesterday I went to get a prescription filled, and the black lady behind the counter told me they had what I needed, the price, and it would take 45 minutes to fill.

I went home.

The last thing I want to do is spend 45 minutes in Wal-Mart, and she was suppose to call me. HA! Three hours later I went back, (twenty minutes one way.) and she said, “I called you.” Well, my phone must have turned off due to the Chinese because I was there and no one called.

And then she said, well, the price just went up $100.

Sure it did.

Wal-Mart shoppers do NOT look this happy.

Wal-Mart shoppers do NOT look this happy.

Now, this medication is needed by my husband, so I called all the Wal-Marts in a 50 miles radius. Sure enough, the only one that had it was about 50 miles way, and I went and was waited on by a white lady, who did NOT charge me the extra $100 and that trip took the whole day. I got home in time to cook dinner.

Right now, since I live in North County, I have to go miles out of my way to get even the simplest of things…because of the hatred that many of the blacks have for whites…and I would move, but damn it, this is my home. And like it or not, I’m just wired to not give in to bullies.

Just minutes ago, I took down my 1776 flag that I display on my front porch. I might have to remove the rock that has the flag on it that always seems to fall over for no reason.

Anyway, back to Wal-Mart. I was standing in line at Wal-Mart and making small talk with two people waiting with me. One was a white man, wearing a very nice suede jacket, with a Harley Davidson emblem on the sleeve. The woman behind me was Chinese, and her English was broken, but she was using words that most Americans wouldn’t even attempt.

The man looked at me and said, “I like your hat. It looks like a Russian hat”

I laughed, “Thanks! But hey, the country is becoming more like Russia every day.”don't wake up

And here’s the kicker: The man did not laugh or agree, but the Chinese lady shook her head in “Yes” agreement, and there you go…she wanted to talk to us. She wanted to partake in America. She knew communism, the man…did not. And more than likely, he thinks it would never happen here.

America is in denial.

As I walked around the Wal-Mart, I kept running into three Muslim ladies, dressed in expensive clothes expensive leather boots, and their scarf’s,(What were they doing here?) They looked at me with distain, and made me move every single time they walked by me.

In another isle was a family of South Americans. Anyway I assumed they were from South America because they are darker than Mexicans and look very excited. Their kids were running everywhere and the parents, who did not speak English, looked as if they were at Disneyworld.

I’m reading Pat Buchanan’s book “Suicide of a Superpower” right now, and he says in the first chapter:

“Is America coming apart? This book’s answer is yes.”

One thing for sure, with Obama’s administration festering nothing but fear for the children of the mostly white Europeans that have lived here and made America great, it will take a saint to preserve the ideas of a nation, that once wanted everyone to melt.

In the meantime: Let the games begin—the guns sales here have gone out the roof.

At least there’s some good news.

 

 

 

November 21, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers The Constitution

Nobody Remembers

I just read Obama’s speech tonight, where he gave 5 million illegals amnesty. We will now merge with Mexico, into a third world county.

No you say? Look around you. Okay, it depends on where you live, but much of America is already on that path.

I couldn’t bear to listen to it. But I read all the comments on Twitchy, and every one of them said this:

Obama just gave America the finger. Or in more succinct fashion:  FUCK YOU.Obama fingers Statue of Liberty

America elected a man who promised to bring ‘Hope and Change” and instead he has historically just killed her. With ONE stroke of the pen.

And so, I thought it fitting, that every man in the Congress, every Senator, every Representative, now must stand naked before us. If they don’t cry for impeachment, then they don’t love their country. They swore an oath, to protect and defend the Constitution: And that’s means, according to our Constitution, they must impeach.

At least that’s my Nobody’s Opinion on the matter.

We will know, the few that will call for it….if any.

They could cut all funding off. They COULD fight back. Will they? Or will the Bush Babies just sit around and say, “Wait till Jeb gets in.”

Since the Congress doesn’t seem to remember the Constitution, here is a few lines from that now lost document— for us to remember:

The President’s job:


Article. I.

Section. 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

(What Obama did tonight, was not in his power. Only the Congress can make laws.)

Article II

Section. 2.

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

(He may not have dictatorial power. And obviously, pardoning 5 million illegal’s was not what the founders had in mind.)

He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

(He can make treaties WITH THE ADVICE AND CONSENT of the Senate. Did he get the Senate to vote on the last global emissions cutback with China? Or on immigration? And he’s about to do a deal with Iran, and put the whole world in danger. He just fucked America, NEXT: Israel.)

Section. 3.

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

(Obama has ordered that all our immigration laws be ignored. He changed Obamacare so many times, by himself, nobody knows what is going on with it.)

Section. 4.

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

Obama has broken the law. He has committed treason, bribery, and high crimes. There are only two moves now left: impeach, or cut off his money.

Will the GOP do anything?

We live in a country where the President, can do anything. Anything. Anything. He can kill millions. No one can arrest him.

Unbelievable!…Is this what millions of American men have died for? THIS! Why is there NOT more outrage?

Tomorrow we will hear a lot of talk…It’s impeachable, but hey, don’t impeach. We have Christmas vacations already planned, and besides, it will cost us time and money.

That’s what they will say. It’s…just too much trouble.

Obama is not the only man who brought down America: If George W. Bush had not bailed out the banks, and fought a war without the will of winning that war, then Obama would never have been elected. And his family is on the move to step right back in…..Both parties have the American people, boxed in.

Rendered helpless. They have taken away all hope for the people to win back their county. The other half have no idea what just happened. And they really don’t care.

Sadly, they don’t.

Miracles can happen, but not often enough….

I pray for us all.

 

Impeach Obama 3

 

 

 “The poor people, it is true, have been much less successful than the great. They have seldom found either leisure or opportunity to form a union and exert their strength; ignorant as they were of arts and letters, they have seldom been able to frame and support a regular opposition. This, however, has been known by the great to be the temper of mankind; and they have accordingly labored, in all ages, to wrest from the populace, as they are contemptuously called, the knowledge of their rights and wrongs, and the power to assert the former or redress the latter. I say RIGHTS, for such they have, undoubtedly, antecedent to all earthly government, – Rights, that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws – Rights, derived from the great Legislator of the universe.” – A Dissertation on the Canon and Feudal Law, 1765…..John Adams

 

November 20, 2014 Posted by | American History, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: The Master—Rush Limbaugh

Nobody’s Fool

Not exactly a great video, but we don’t need to see Rush to appreciate, why he’s the master.

Enjoy!

November 20, 2014 Posted by | imigration, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Obama, Crowns Himself, and Then Gives Himself Another Las Vegas Vacation

Nobody Wins

It’s official: America is now ruled, by the new Napoleon. Except, comparing Obama to Napoleon is an insult to Napoleon. The ONLY thing they have in common is that they both placed the crown on their own heads.

He is announcing that he will benevolently give amnesty to millions of illegals.

Obama’s 8 p.m. Eastern time announcement will come at the start of the second hour of the 15th annual Latin Grammys, which begins at 7 p.m. Thursday on Spanish-language TV network Univision. At least 9.8 million viewers tuned in to all or part of last year’s telecast, meaning Univision defeated CBS, Fox and NBC that night.

Univision says it will postpone part of the awards show to air Obama’s speech, while the big four TV networks, ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC, currently have no plans to air the address.

Obama King two

Wow. There you go. Obama figures “Hell with America, I’ll just get my own people up here who will worship me again. “

Notice, in the video that Obama knows he’s breaking the law.  He knows he can’t give illegals amnesty, but he now HAS to do it. The people of the United States has voted AGAINST Obama’s socialists policies, so, he’ll just replace them with ones that are used to Third World Socialist Dictators.

And that’s what America will be if the Congress does nothing. (and by the sound of them, they won’t.)

Obama has done a Napoleon. He might as well walk into the Halls of Congress, and put a crown on his own head. The man has become King. And our impotent Congress just give speeches.

Tell me, is THIS how it starts? Is this how tyranny starts?  Nikita Khrushchev

IF the Congress refuses to remove a President who commits high crimes and misdemeanors, then the people should be given a vote of impeachment.

What a joke.

If they do nothing to Obama, why should we obey any of them ever again?

I was riding around today, doing Christmas chores, and the news came on the radio–great news, they said! The Feds are thinking about rising interests rates because the economy is doing so well, but Staples, a franchise that has hundreds of stores across the nations, were going to close over 700 stores.

Okay—to anybody with a brain, that whole newscast was hilarious. Right. We’re doing so great we are closing down another 700 stores. And some liberal wrote this news bit and saw no contradiction there whatsoever?

But, this IS Obama’s Newspeak propaganda planet—- a world where a country struggling with jobs, and inflation, has just been condemned  to suffer even more, by the hand of the King.

Who, just decided he needed new subjects.

Ones that will obey. Ones that will be thankful.

In the meantime….Obama will make sure that the riots start….very, very soon.

He has some partying to do. Michelle is mad at him, and now’s his chance to party in Las Vegas…where Hispanic bus boys will be doing him VERY special favors.

Napoleon, would be proud.

 

 

 

November 19, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Drug Lords Celebrate: LUCY…We’re HOME!

Nobody Wonders

Obama is going to LAS VEGAS! It’s celebration time amigo’s! Obama is going to grant legal status to all illegals! Why, we don’t even NEED Jeb Bush to do it, we have Obama! Take that America!

Senator Sessions had this to say:

 “President Obama’s immigration order would provide illegal immigrants with the exact benefits Congress has repeatedly rejected: Social Security numbers, photo IDs and work permits—which will allow them to now take jobs directly from struggling Americans in every occupation. Congress must not allow this unconstitutional action. That means Congress should fund the government while ensuring that funds can be spent on this unlawful purpose.”

Obama is saying, ‘HA! You can’t impeach me suckers!” And he knows John Bonehead won’t cut off any funds. So what is the newly elected Republican Party going to do about it?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Nothing. The Rinos have the leadership. The plan for the progressive of both parties is to get as many young bodies here as they can.

We’ve come a long way from Desi Arnez baby.

I can just hear the drug lords now: Lucy…WE”RE HOME! :)

 

 

 

 

November 19, 2014 Posted by | imigration, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The Secrets of Bill Cosby, and Other Unknown Particles

Nobody Knows

Here in the “What you don’t know is a good thing.” U.S. universe, the daily chore of keeping the American public in complete ignorance of anything our government is doing, lets face it, takes trillions of dollars paid to Gruber experts, who will soon have some help from the FCC..but that’s tomorrow’s blog.

Today, we stand in awe of the many talented American people who can keep secrets forever…without taxpayer’s help. Bill Cosby two

Like the very beloved American: Bill Cosby.

A regular plethora of women have come out in public to announce that Bill Cosby, that pillar of fatherhood, the man who never cusses, the epitome of decency and honesty…yes, he evidently liked to drug women, and then rape them. Or…so they claim. What we don’t know is WHY these women waited so long to come forth with their stories. Nobody can figure that one out.

Bill…is not saying much, but he used to joke about having to drug women, and so, what else has he done we might ask?

Whoopi Goldberg is sticking up for Bill, but by the looks of the women who claimed Bill drugged and raped them, and the fact that most of them were white…he might be racist. Who knew? Will Bill Cosby join the Bill Clinton’s of the world and continue to be loved?

Nobody Knows.

*******woman on fire

And Nobody knows WHY a black man raped a poor women in Wichita, Kansas, and then set her on fire–nude. A man came to her rescue, but she is severely burned. None of us here in St. Louis know when the riots in Ferguson are supposed to start, because the “news” of the great St. Louis riots of 2014, are all over the world.

They are keeping it a secret…..shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Will setting people on fire now be on the list of “cool things to do?” Nobody Knows, but I’m wearing my fireproof pajama’s as long underwear, just to be safe.

And speaking of cool things to do:


Nobody Knows why in the world they voted on the Keystone Pipeline today, since the new Congress is not yet present. This is redundant and really stupid.

But, that’s what our politicians are good at: stupidity. Just ask Jonathan Gruber. ALL the stupid democrats voted for Obamacare.Mary Landrieu

But why did they vote today?  Was it because Mary Landrieu is DESPERATE to let her state knows that she really, really loves them?

While Democratic leaders agreed to help Landrieu by allowing a vote, they made it very difficult for the bill to pass — they insisted on 60 “yes” votes instead of just a simple majority.

The Senate fell just short of that threshold, as the final tally was 59-41.

I love those—- Oh my god…we lost by one vote!—-rigged affairs. Who knew the man whose grandfather started Standard Oil would be the one against it?

And speaking of secretive illuminate communists—-Somebody in Russia got this mysterious explosion on film, and Putin has not said a word about it.


Nobody Knows what it really is.—-But it sure blew up, and faded away quick.

Any ideas? One commentor said he thought it was a particle beam weapon…because Putin’s has secretive weapons that are WAY superior to anything the United States has, but he only hints at his new arsenal.

Obama, on the other hand, says he did NOT meet Jonathan Gruger at the White House, 27 times. And how could he have?

When is he ever there?secret gov

Nobody Knows. ‘President” Obama is as mysterious as an explosion that flames bright, then fizzles away. Frankly, he’s all fizzle now. I’m ready for the fizzle to dissipate into a slimy blob.

And so the world continues down the “You do not need to know unless we tell.” you path.

Next week, we ask the questions of why is it that our President can commit fraud, and not go to jail?

Nobody Knows, but just the fact that nobody has asked this question, makes you want to go driving on a long lonely road in Russia, singing, “Zip de do dah”…..”Zip pe de daaay!” “My oh my what a wonderful day! “

 

November 19, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Barack Obama, black violence, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Pefect: Nancy Pelosi VS Buddy The Dog

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, hands down, the biggest blooper besides Jonathan Gruber’s biggest hits on Youtube, was the recently demoted Nancy Pelosi, trying to say she didn’t remember ANY guy named Jonathan Gruber, had never heard of him, and he never had a hand in ObamaCare.

And then—THIS appeared:

Notice, none of the things about Obamacare that Nancy and her Gruber had promised actually happened, it was all lies. It was obvious to most everyone that someone was going to get screwed on the deal…and we all thought they knew it. And now we know— they did.

But, Nancy wasn’t alone in the “Oops, I shouldn’t have done that.” department.

There was Buddy the dog….who got his head…stuck in a cat house:  buddy

A Golden Retriever was rescued by Suffolk County Police officers Friday morning after he got his head wedged in a cat house in Medford.

Officers Stephen Lukas, Martin Gill and Sgt Kit Gabrielsen responded to the backyard of 212 Holland Ave. at 11:10 a.m. after a woman reported that her dog, Buddy, was stuck in the cat house.

The officers used crow bars and a hammer to dismantle the cat house and free the pesky pooch.

Poor Buddy.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Nancy Pelosi, who blatantly lied out her four eyeballs to the American public when Jonathan Gruber told the whole world how stupid everyone was to fall for Obamacare? After all…Nancy is a congresswoman, paid to ‘serve’ us–sworn to protect and defend the Constitution, and the people, and she was taking part in the biggest scam ever foisted upon its people.

(Okay, so…there IS the Warren Report, but people so far have not died from the lack of truth about who killed JFK.)

Or was it Buddy the Golden Retriever who stuck his head in a hole he couldn’t get out of?

You knew?

NANCY! Congratulations MS Pelosi! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for not remembering that you are always being videotaped.

You don’t deserve to even OWN a fine dog like Buddy, who no doubt, just wanted to play with the cat.

Yes, Nancy, you are such a turkey that forever more, I will remember you…spinning so many lies, you FINALLY fell down. (Just like this turkey.)

I suggest you stay away from the microphones from now on: You’re making us all dizzy. In fact, in the words of my old Seebee Navy Father:

You are ONE dizzy broad.

 

November 17, 2014 Posted by | Nancy Pelosi, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

The Ferguson Zomnado, Coming Soon!

Nobody Reports:

Here in Zombie St. Louis land—our brave and courageous government is getting ready for the Ferguson Zombie attack. People are boarding up their windows, stocking up on food and candles, getting ready. It’s going to be a regular Zomnado we are being told. Homeland security has sent trucks, bazooka’s, gas masks, and the Governor has already declared a national emergency, and nothing has happened yet.

Really? Can’t we all just get along? Is this really necessary?

Everybody is getting ready for the big announcement that Officer Wilson was…just doing his job. Don’t worry, our “President” is right on this.White House

President Obama met with Ferguson protest leaders on November 5th, the day after the midterm elections. The meeting was not on his daily schedule. He was concerned that the protesters “stay on course.”

Stay on course? What course? The looting and burning one?

Obama’s little Ferguson army is coming to the big screen soon, and since most of these “Justice for Michael Brown” are looking for direction, Obama’s friends and community organizer’s have been busy, making posters, posting Youtube videos, and most important of all: Giving them a HIT list of places to attack—-

  • Robert McCulloch’s office
  • St. Louis County Justice Center
  • Stephanie Karr’s office
  • Olin Corporation Headquarters
  • Judge Maura McShane’s courtroom
  • St. Louis County Police Department
  • Governor Nixon’s Office (Wainwright Building)
  • Clayton School District Office
  • Department of Justice
  • Dean Plocher’s office
  • Ronald Brockmeyer’s office
  • Dan Boyle’s office
  • Thomas Flach’s office
  • Regal III Market
  • Canfield Green Apartments
  • Ferguson Police Department & Jail
  • West Florissant Quick Trip
  • Missouri Botanical Gradens
  • Powell Symphony Hall
  • Monsanto Headquarters
  • Peabody Energy Headquarters
  • Anheuser-Busch Headquarters
  • Emerson Electric Headquarters
  • Steve Stenger’s lawfirm
  • St. Louis Art Museum
  • Gateway Arch
  • Peabody Opera House
  • Ritz Carlton
  • Lambert International Airport
  • Mayor Slay
  • Boeing
  • St. Louis City Police Department
  • St. Louis Galleria
  • Plaza Frontenac
  • Six Stars Market
  • Colonel Jon Belmar
  • Senator Roy Blunt
  • Senator Claire McCaskill
  • St. Louis City Justice Center
  • St. Ann Police Department & Jail
  • Clayton City Hall
  • GCI Security, Inc.
  • St. Louis County Council
  • Clayton Police Department & Jail
  • Ferguson City Hall
  • Lacy Clay’s Office
  • Donors
  • Husch Blackwell LLP
  • Martin Insurance Group LLC
  • Stone, Leyton & Gershman
  • University Square Company
  • Stone & Alter Real Estate
  • Carey & Danis LLC
  • The Law Firm of Thomas C Antoniou LLC
  • Hammond & Shinners Law Firm
  • Collinsville Acquisitions Inc
  • Thompson Coburn
  • Commercial Bank
  • Sanctuaries
  • Greater St. Mark Family Church
  • Veterans for Peace Office
  • St. John’s Episcopal Church
  • Hospitals
  • St. Louis University Hospital
  • SSM Cardinal Glennon Children’s Medical Center
  • SSM St. Mary’s Health Center
  • Barnes Jewish Hospital
  • St. Alexius Hospital
  • Kindred Hospital
  • Southwest Medical Center

Interesting, don’t you think? Protesting hospitals? Churches? Veterans for Peace? And …the Arch? What did the Arch ever do to Ferguson? And Missouri Botanical Gardens? What are they going to do….block the entrance to the Climatron? Hit the people with wilted rose petals?

They already burned down the West Florissant Quick Trip. but once is just not enough.  They SAY they might wait to start their Zombie Tornado riots until after Thanksgiving, but just think if they announced it on Black Friday. :)Homland tanks

I hope they are not that stupid: Michael Brown protesters would be NO match for early bird shoppers. Those people will send those protestors to the city hospital, where they can protest in their hospital bed.

Maybe that’s the plan. I HOPE so. I will be sitting here with my popcorn and soda in anticipation of the match: Zombies of Ferguson VS Zombies of Wal-Mart. It doesn’t get any better than that.

The Zombie apocalypse is about to start: Thanks to you Homeland Security, and your Zombie training… we are READY.

Go get em’ Wal-Mart Shoppers!

November 17, 2014 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Johnny Depp— Singlehandly Ressurecting Viewership of Awards Shows

Nobody’s Opinion

If not for Johnny Depp’s little drunken (or stoned, or both?) performance at this Awards show last week, nobody would have known what the award show was…because nobody watched it.

What was it again?

Who cares? My Nobody self is about Award-Show burned out. I’d rather watch Bill Whittle rants on YouTube, or caterpillars mate.

But, Johnny’s obvious funny rant, got me to thinking about the latest scientific research—-smokers 1

NEWSFLASH!: Smoking even a small dose of Panama Red, can dribble your brain. Shrink it, postpone it… your frontal lobe deflates, and yes, you might think you’ve discovered the universe in that slice of pizza you are holding in your hand, but everyone around you thinks you’re pretty much a dork.

The scientists concur:

The researchers found a lower IQ in those who smoked the drug as well as a smaller orbitofrontal cortex, a part of the brain associated with addiction and decision making. (See picture)

By all accounts, we can assume that Johnny Depp won’t be ask to join Mensa anytime soon.

“This data certainly confirms what others have reported with regard to changes in brain structure. When we consider the findings of the Gilman … study with our own and other investigations of marijuana use, it’s clear that further investigation is warranted, specifically for individuals in emerging adulthood, as exposure during a period of developmental vulnerability may result in neurophysiologic changes which may have long-term implications.”

As for adolescents: “Don’t do it early–prior to age 16. That’s what our data suggests, that regular use of marijuana prior to age 16 is associated with greater difficulty of tasks requiring judgment, planning and inhibitory function as well as changes in brain function and white matter microstructure relative to those who start later.”

What advice. It’s okay to ruin your brain, just wait until your sixteen. Did you get that? (How old is Obama in that pictures?)

So..what does this say about all the adults getting high in Colorado? And why do so many people get stoned when it makes them…stupid?smoker 3

Okay. I know…we all know your metabolism plays a big part in whether you can handle drugs OR alcohol in great quantities…one man’s ceiling is another man’s night by the toilet bowl–but I grew up in the rock and roll Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrick experience too, where even if you didn’t do drugs, you could get stoned just sitting in the audience at their concerts, because trust me, it’s a weird feeling to be the only straight person among 10,000 stoned, really high… people.

And if any of my former friends are reading this blog, please forgive me for NOT being able to get drugged stoned-up drunk with the group all those concert going nights.

Please believe me, you were all very entertaining, and I thank you for NOT leaving me in the parking lot, and for trying to accept me for what I really must have been to you: totally…boring.

So, now you, the readers know. I may say “let’s all get stoned and drink” but the truth is: I can’t. I was the one who really DIDN’T inhale( And that’s why I know Bill Clinton did) …but I pretended to by making a sucking sounds and a funny face. (I learned that from watching my friends take looooooog tokes.)

And in case you haven’t guessed: because I was sober while most of my friends were either drunk or stoned, I made a few observations of my own, because as we all know: you can learn a lot by watching drunk and stoned people.

Mainly: Don’t ever get that drunk or stoned.

The research stopped short of another important question I think we should all ask: Are you better getting drunk or stoned? (Or in Johnny’s case, maybe both.)

Not according to my local Mayor, who once got on the radio and told EVERYONE that he considered smoking dope harmless, and definitely not as dangerous as alcohol. There was a Mexican restaurant right in front of the police station that always had two or three Vipers parked in front next to the Dollar Store, which lead me to highly suspect WHY my mayor would promote getting stoned on the radio.

But…I’m sure I’m considered a terrorist by my local police, so I will say no more.drunk 2

Despite the many deaths caused by alcoholics getting behind the wheel, when it comes to hurting yourself—-My advice? Get drunk if you want—- Just don’t drive.

Some of the most brilliant men to ever walk the earth were drunkards. History is full of them. Their lapse of brain functions was always during the time they were inebriated…the next morning, when they sobered up…their IQ was still there. Their liver’s may go someday, but they still can think—-UNLIKE your usual pothead…whose is just happy to think he’s really got the world figured out, when in reality, his brain is usually thinking about his next meal, and next score.

Not too many potheads win Nobel Prizes, although, some of them do win Presidential elections.

I have watched people pass out on the floor from being drunk, but to me that’s not as scary as the person who smokes every day and loses the ability to make coherent sentences. They can walk…but they don’t think much.

The drunk, WILL come back to the bar the next night. The stoner, will just stay home, and eat…..just about everything.

Drunks are more fun. Unless of course, they drive. Or they are mean. And then we get into the “Yeah man, drunks beat up women, people who are stoned NEVER hurt anybody?”

And that brings me to the next thought: Some people actually can do anything: drink all night, smoke, and drop acid, and it doesn’t seem to affect them at all.

How do you tell if they have lost their frontal lobes?

Easy. If you know someone who does drugs and then is on a health food diet, that’s your clue.

Health food doesn’t raise your I.Q., and to think that it will even out all that partying shows you that maybe the IQ was low to begin with.

And on that note, I have to say, I really enjoyed Johnny Depp’s drunken speech.

I’ll take a drunken speech over a political one any day of the week. The people who put on these shows haven’t figured out the reason people aren’t watching these shows anymore is because of the liberal movies stars saying things like “GUNS KILL!”

Hollywood also haven’t figured out that drugs kill. So does alcohol. So–if your kids saw Johnny’s Depp’s performance and asked you what was wrong with him?

Just tell them, “He lives in France. That’s how they talk over there. ” Especially IF—-they are under 16.

 

November 16, 2014 Posted by | drugs, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: What Would the Animals Say?

Nobody Get Email:

One of the subjects that I share with my liberal friend, is our love of animals…and so, I got these from him last week.

These pictures are just fabulous….I just thought I’d share them, and I imagined, what the animals may be saying….

She's a babe-- get one of her for me, will ya?

She’s a babe– get one of her for me, will ya?

I can't believe they even LET people on this beach.

I can’t believe they even LET people on this beach.

JR pic 3

Got anymore of those peanut M&Ms?

And...WHY are you here?

And…WHY are you here?

I just LOVE It when you wear Drakar FISH!

I just LOVE It when you wear Drakar FISH!

JR pic 6

I think the shoe is stuck.

JR pic 7

Eat your heart out bub, she’s mine. And that’s my kid.

Can you see me now?

Can you see me now?

JR pic 9

Every time I eat the buffet here, I get sick.

 

 

 

 

November 16, 2014 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Nobody Gets Email

Attached to this email, JR (my liberal friend) said this was a VERY old email.

It’s still pretty funny!

Enjoy!


SARAH PALIN:  The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!chicken three

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs.  No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs.  Period.

JOHN McCAIN:  My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:  What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH:  We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road.  We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us.  There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY:  Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL:  Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON:  I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE:  I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY:  Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!  It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions.  I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON:  Why are all the chickens white?chicken one

DR. PHIL:
 The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.  What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH:  Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly.  So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER:  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other  side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:
 That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty!  You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:  To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:  No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going.  I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.  No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:  Did the chicken cross the road?  Did he cross it with a toad?  Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:  To die in the rain, alone.chicken two

JERRY FALWELL:
 Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay.  If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.  I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’  That chicken should not be crossing the road.  It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:  In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.  Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS:  Isn’t that interesting?  In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:  It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:  Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:  I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook.  Internet Explorer is an integral part of Chicken 2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
 Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:  What? Did I miss one?

 

November 15, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 5 Comments

Mad as Hell.

Nobody Cares

This picture says it all:screw you

Obama has already said he is going to “fundamentally change” America. Over 70 percent of the new jobs have gone to illegals.

And the citizens who have worked and paid into the system, will now have to pay for the families of illegals and THEIR children, who have not.

Jeb Bush is behind this…as is his family, so you know the GOP will huff and puff, and do nothing.

I’m off to my local Wal-Mart where the illegals just swipe a card, and get all the food they need…

I, on the other hand, have to carefully price every single item I buy to budget…so that THEY don’t have too.

America does communism even better than the Russians!

Am I mad?

You bet. Pass the vodka.

 

 

November 14, 2014 Posted by | imigration, tyranny | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers John Birch

Nobody Remembers

I was thumbing through a few liberals blogs last night, when I came upon a blog called: Liberal America: The article was titled: The Koch Brothers, Ron and Rand Paul, and the John Birch Society.John Birch

Whoa. This guy was WORRIED. According to him, the John Birch Society, that evil, radical, right-wing KKK organization from the 1950′s, has been resurrected AGAIN…as the Tea Party. And the Koch Brothers are funding it.

The JBS was founded in 1958 by Robert Welch, a Massachusetts Republican Party official, wealthy business man, and board member of the ultra conservative National Review. It was named after a U.S. Intelligence officer who was killed by Chinese Communist shortly after World War II.

He goes on to say that the members of the John Birch Society do NOT want to tax the rich, want regular people to be poor, uneducated and powerless, and union less.

Fred Koch, was an original founding member and backer of the JBS.

In 1980, David Koch was the Libertarian Party Candidate for Vice President.

And now, the Koch Brothers fund the Tea Party Express and Americans for Prosperity.Koch Brothers

So, the Tea Party, has taken up the very same principles as the John Birch Society, but they just don’t know it yet. As you can see below, they are almost identical. Most Tea Party people would cringe at the comparison.  Why? Because the progressives have been working for years to destroy the common rights of the people, and so, a John Birch Society member was vilified with relentless animosity. The name of John Birch was put right up there with Hitler.

Pure propaganda, and lies.

Still…as we see by the results last election—that poor liberal blogger must be freaking out…so let’s see exactly what is so scary about the John Birch Society? :

Here’s a few lines from their statement of principles, printed in the Congressional Record on June 12, 1962:


With very few exceptions the members of the John Birch Society are deeply religious people. Our hope is to make better Catholics, better Protestants, better Jews,—or better Moslems, out of those who belong to the society. Our never-ending concern is with morality, integrity and purpose.

We believe that communism is as utterly incompatible with all religion as it is contemptuous of all morality and destructive of freedom. It is intrinsically evil. It must be opposed, therefore, with equal firmness, on religious grounds, moral ground and political grounds. Our ultimate quarrel with the Communists is that they insist on imposing that way of life on the rest of us by murder, treason, and cruelty rather than by persuasion.

The present United Nations was designed by its founders for the exactly opposite purpose of increasing the rigidity of government controls over the lives and affairs of individual men. We believe it has become, as it was intended to become a major instrumentality for the establishment of a one world Communist tyranny over the population of the whole earth. One of our most immediate objectives, therefore, is to get the United State out of the United Nations, and the United Nations out of the United States.

We believe that a constitutional republic, such as our founding fathers gave us, is probably the best of all forms of government. We believe that a democracy, which they tried hard to obviate, and into which the liberals have been trying for fifty years to convert our republic, is one the worst of all forms of government. This is a republic, not a democracy: let’s keep it that way.

We are opposed to collectivism as a political and economic system, even when it does not have the police-state features of communism. We are opposed to it no matter whether the collectivism be called socialism, or the welfare state of the New Deal, or the Fair Deal or the New Frontier, or advanced under some other semantic disguises. We believe that increasing the size of government, increasing the centralization of government, and increasing the functions of government all act as brakes on material progress and as destroyers of personal freedom.

It is extremely important in our case to keep our township, city, county, and state government from being bribed and coerced into coming under one direct chain of control from Washington.

We think it is even more important for the government to obey the laws than for the people to do so. But for thirty years we have had a steady stream of government which increasingly have regarded our laws and even our Constitution as mere pieces of paper, which should not be allowed to stand in the way of what they, in their omniscient benevolence, considered to be “for the greatest good of the greatest number.” We want a restoration of a “government of laws and not of men” in this country, and if a few impeachments are necessary to bring that about , then we are all for impeachment.

So, there you go. Fine thoughts, and sound thinking all around. In the tavern of rational logic the pints would raise the toasts to “ALL HAIL the Republic!” would be …

Okay…we could tweet it, and then drink. Family and fReedom

The fight between the progressives (communist/Marxist) and the people who believe in the right to their own freedom, has been going on forever.

They just don’t teach history anymore. And they have made SURE that the “lies” about the Tea Party and the John Birch Society just keep piling up.

Oh…one more thing:

He said this:

William F. Buckley, Jr., widely recognized as the father of modern American Conservatism and the founder of the National Review, became concerned about the growing influence of the JBS over the Republican Party and Conservative politics. Beginning with his February, 1962 essay, Buckley began warning readers of the dangers posed by the JBS, eventually effectively removing it from the GOP and banishing its followers to the far right-wing fringe of American political thought.

Was this the moment the Republican Party joined up with the Progressives and split from the people?

After all, FDR really DID have 17 card-carrying communists in his administration.

Anyway, here’s their website: But let me warn you:

It’s really ….nice.

November 13, 2014 Posted by | American History, conservatives, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

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