Here in America, the masses of women are taught ONE thing…and it’s the most important thing in the world: Do NOT let that woman in front of you get the last cell phone. Bit them if you have to. Draw a gun. Spit. Call them “bitch” then grab that cell phone out of their hands, kick them, then run.
Black Friday is the only day of the year, when we see the toughness of our ancestors. If only they could see us now…how proud they would be!
Nobody likes to imagine as I watch this scene, placing a big piece of hot dog in front of a pile of killer ants–it’s about the same reaction. There IS no thought here. This is proof, that humanity did NOT evolve. Underneath the nylon jackets, is a race of myopic sharks dressed as people…who want cell phones, and claim to be women worthy of doing a man’s job.
Now, if only we could get this bunch to be as furious about politicians taking away their liberties.
You think you’re going to get my right to speak freely about Muslims!! Take THAT you dirty politicain…come her. Let me hit you with my purse! (thump)
Watch and learn…NEXT year, they will evolve because NEXT year they will be fighting over a jar of peanut butter. And the ones who stay at home on Black Friday will kick themselves for not going out every year and getting the much-needed practice, because THESE people will survive.
All those ‘sensible’ people staying home, won’t have a chance, and so dear readers, if you are like me, and wouldn’t be caught even near a mall on Black Friday: stock up on food now.
You will NOT have a chance against these professional shoppers. Better yet, take up hawking. Train a hawk, to fly right in and grab.