Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Firefighters VS Mannequins

Nobody’s Perfect

First up— we have the Detroit Firemen, who are complaining about running out of toilet paper. It’s bad enough they say that they are having to take cutbacks in their big union government budgets, but the paper towels and toilet paper are not being refilled due to a mess up at the main office. Some of them are having to bring their own …from HOME!!

Second Up— We have an example of the new spy mannequin, (see video) which has face recognition software, and by the claims of this video, can tell you everything you want to know about the person standing in front of it that you will ever need to know, in order to make a profit.

Since a REAL human cannot look at somebody and tell you much of anything for sure, how does a computer do it? If a person is standing in front of a mannequin too long, and smiling, maybe they are just standing and smiling because, as they say in baby lingo, they just passed gas!

Or…they just got a raise and are in somekind of “I don’t believe what just happened to me!” mode.  It might not have anything to do with the outfit on the mannequin.

So, therefore, the only way they can know about you is if they are linked up to the police database, and then EVERYTHING about you will appear.

Nobody Thinks the firemen should get some of these mannequins and put them in the bathroom WITH the toilet. Then, it will become clear who is stealing the toilet paper. If we don’t nick this in the bud now, next thing you know, all the firemen will be wanting free condoms.

Also, I’d have one in all the rooms to watch and make sure our Firemen are actually doing their jobs. HEY!…Maybe we should have them in all our government building, and post the videos on the internet “public service” website with live feeds!

Why shouldn’t the taxpayers know what their ‘public servants’ are doing? They are spying on us, and WE pay their salaries! I think it should be the other way around, don’t you?

And after Monica…I think a spy mannequin that looks like George Washington, should be put in the Oval Office.

I don’t know what’s worse: Fireman complaining about lack of toilet paper, or these idiots trying to convince everyone that getting spy mannequins will help profits.

Both of them are absurd.

Do they have to spy on us shopping now? Didn’t that job use to go to a HUMAN?

I’m thinking…the solution is gum. If I ever see one of those things I’m going to take my wad out and place it in the right places. Really, it would be a whole lot better than talking to one. Surely, they would NOT like what I would say.

Gum, in both eyes. That way they wouldn’t be able to see me wrapping the whole thing in toilet paper.

November 26, 2012 - Posted by | Angry Citizens, Constitution, economy, Global Government, Homeland Security, Spy technology, Uncategorized | , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. This is innovation. The marketplace at work. I have no great objection to companies analysing customers to improve services and give the customer what they want. That is what private enterprise is about.

    But the fashion sense is another thing. That manniquin’s short dress is a disaster. Does it record people looking up it? :)

    I like the idea of spy cameras watching public servants though. Good idea. There are many you tube videos of policepersonages, up themselves with ‘authority’, trying to bully people who video them. More power to the video camera, I say.

    Like

    Comment by Amfortas | November 26, 2012 | Reply


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