Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…
Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)
Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.
BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.
“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.
“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.
“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.
“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”
Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.
Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars? Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.
What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her. Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.
Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.
Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.
This is pretty much what Hillary said:
You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything. And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.
BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I) want to make some real money out of this. And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever. And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.
It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi, I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.
“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”
Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.
That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.
So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.
Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.
Like just one—
“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up. Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. ”