Nobody’s Pefect: Who Staged the Superbowl?

Nobody’s Perfect

This week the biggest $*%&up in Superbowl history, pretty much made the United States the laughing stock of the world.  By now, everyone knows that half the stadium’s lights went out in the middle of the game, the most watched game in Superbowl’s history.

Ha, Ha…ha ha….

Nobody seems to know what caused the blackout…but anyone with common sense knows that the half-time shows keep getting bigger and more fantastic….and it seems to reason…Beyonce’s show blew more than a couple of generators.

After all, we don’t get to show off our stuff much to the world anymore. After London’s big Olympic festival, we’ve just been dying to show everyone how’s it’s done. …but….

“Beyoncé blew the electric in the Superdome twice, I’m told, during her rehearsals during the week. So they should have known that this might happen.” said Craig Carton. “I mean, it was embarrassing.”

I almost felt like Obama was directing it this year, because to start out with all the kids from Sandy Hook singing the National Anthem…come on. Really? This is a FOOTBALL game. Can’t we get away from politics for just a few minutes?

NO. Not only did we get Sandy Hook, we got Obama’s two favorite big fan supporters: Alicia Keys and Beyoncé. And even after poor Madonna went all over the world telling everyone to vote for Obama last year.

To save Obama’s face for his very best rich friend Beyoncé, the NFL spokesman came out and said there was no way it was Beyoncé’s fault. Everyone is all over the place saying “Oh…Beyonce is not at fault. oh nooooooooo.”

Okay…let’s blame it on Al Gore’s and Jeffery Immelt. You know…those two guys who took away our beloved light bulbs?  

In this new ‘efficient” energy program  coming soon to your neighborhood, all lights will be turned off in every city after 10 pm…to save the planet.

What’s really embarrassing is that the whole world was watching. Here’s what Brazil had to say:

Brazil–Brazilians usually have little time for the U.S. version of football, but they can’t stop talking about this year’s Super Bowl. Subjected for years to questions about whether Brazil is prepared to effectively host the 2014 World Cup and 2016 Rio Summer Olympics, there was more than a little glee as the world’s richest country messed up its most important sporting event.

Yes, one disaster after another is happening in Obama’s Presidency. First time the United States was downgraded: First time our salaries were cut: First Time one President spent as much money as all the ones before him: First Time a President chewed gum throughout everything serious. First time we have a President who wants us all to disarm the whole country, lose weight, and not let our kids play football.First time illegals were given amnesty, First time a President can arrest anyone at anytime with no trial. First time a president arrested a man for making a video he didn’t like…(I could go on)

And just to show you he’s a nice guy, and you can still have you be-be gun, and play touch, he has released two very fine examples of how it’s done.

So…congratulations NFL…

You won the “The NFL is too afraid to stand up to Beyoncé’s use of energy because she’s Obama’s best friend.” award.

Obviously, Obama had a say in the whole thing. If the NFL is willing to let a President change the rules of football, why bother with the ego of his favorite singer?

Next year…get it together..

Blame it on global warming

February 4, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, American History, Barack Obama, energy, global warming, Gun Control, Sports, Uncategorized | American Culture, Beyonce, Obama, Superbowl halftime