Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary VS Lifetime TV

Nobody’s Perfect

When I saw these two news flashes, (see video of Hillary here) the obvious connection between Hillary Clinton saying she was broke and a woman giving birth in the woods could NOT be ignored: So, see if you see the connection too:

First: Hillary’s run for the Presidency is not going to be easy. After all, the democrats have destroyed the economy, and because she was part of Obama’s administration for so long, she has to try to ‘connect’ with the people again. Since Obama ran on the “women’s inequality” last time, it’s getting old. Hillary knows the truth: women are not suffering half as much as married couples and men. Her new theme will be the old communist..(.sorry, progressive) theme of income inequality.

—And Diane Sawyer, of all people, caught her off guard:

DIANE SAWYER, ABC NEWS: It has been reported you’ve made $5 million making speeches, the president’s made more than $100 million.

HILLARY CLINTON: Well, if you — you have no reason to remember, but we came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages for houses, for Chelsea’s education, you know, it was not easy. Bill has worked really hard and it’s been amazing to me. He’s worked very hard, first of all, we had to pay off all our debts which was, you know, we had to make double the money because of obviously taxes, and pay you have at debts, and get us houses and take care of family members.

SAWYER: But do you think Americans will understand five times the median income in this country for one speech?

CLINTON: Well, let me put it this way, I thought making speeches for money was a much better thing than getting connected with any one group or company as so many people who leave public life do. struggled to get by”

Ha ha ha ha…Hillary was broke? Is that why she pulled up moving vans to the White House to steal the furniture she couldn’t afford on her own? I seem to remember the Clinton’s raised HUGE sums of money to pay their legal bills from Monica. Not to mention, Bill’s salary was…uh, a bit more than the local Post Master.

Let’s not forget that Bill and Hillary have always lived at OUR expense. Nobody and I mean NOBODY— on this vast planet has lived a richer lifestyle (put them at the TOP of the 1 percent) than Hillary and Bill Clinton.

Nobody—-. Except maybe the Queen of England, but no. Not even her.

Poor Hillary…they had to pay for million dollar mansions…all by themselves.

After leaving the White House, the Clinton’s bought two multi-million dollar mansions. They bought a $1.7 million mansion in Chappaqua, NY so Hillary could claim residence in the state ahead of her 2000 Senate campaign. And another one in D.C that cost twice that.

And then we have the cable channel, Lifetime. It seems Lifetime is going to SHOW America how wonderful it would be if you women would just have your kids in the woods.

Run to the nearest woods, and just…squat.

 Lifetime’s new reality show is delivering some controversy before it’s even been born. The network announced Wednesday a new series titled Born in the Wild that chronicles pregnant women giving birth outdoors, unassisted by doctors. “What happens when the craziest experience of a woman’s life becomes truly wild, and soon-to-be parents decide to take on an unassisted birth in the outdoors?” asks the press release. “Born in the Wild will document the journeys of young, expectant parents who have chosen to give birth ‘in the wild.’”

Of course, for the program there will be a doctor present, JUST IN CASE.

How do the OBGYN’s feel about this? Do they even have a say? Won’t this be putting thousands of doctors out of business if this catches on?

So, do you see the connection yet?

To liberals, and wackos feminists like Hillary Clinton, this would be the ultimate “progressive” way to have kids:—-

Out in the woods, next the bike paths, and the community neighborhood gardens, where children out at play, can stop and witness women giving birth, naked. And they will also witness pain, and the suffering all women endure. To all feminists, this is a lesson that many of those little burgers need to learn.

The little ones (and the young teenagers)  would be so grossed out at the pain of childbirth that they would learn the most important lesson of all for a feminist: Why suffer? Abort! In a nice hospital. (They will also learn it from this reality program too, and that’s the point, isn’t it?)

Think of how good it would be for the environment.  The placenta could be sweep into the nearest tomato patch to fertilize the plants for a better crop. Not to mention starving bears and raccoons having gourmet meals for five or six. Placenta outtake!  Wild dog packs would have something to eat besides garbage.

Nature would be so happy.

The Illegal’s could just stop coming to our hospitals. What difference does it make if they are documented?

Better not to be. Natural born citizens don’t get anything compared to the poor suffering little child from nowhere.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Hilary Clinton? –whose idea of bonding with the poor is telling everyone she was once broke like them? (Unlike Obama, who wants us to think he works out like us.)

Or the Lifetime producers of Born in the Wild, who wants to gross us all out at dinnertime?

If you said Hillary Clinton, you win. You can bet that, not only will Hillary never be disclosing all her Cayman Island accounts, but she probably personally funded the “Born to be Wild” reality programs.

We’ll never know, but we can be sure, Hillary will be curled up in her massive million dollar mansion, happily watching, and counting the days till she’s back on top, back in her sweet White House poverty…again.

June 9, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Clintons, feminist, Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | feminists, Hillary Clinton, Humor