An IRS Man and a Lawyer…His Ticket to Heaven
Nobody Flashes
One of my neighbors is having a big graduation party for her grandson, who just graduated from Law school. I plan to take this little joke with me….
(Thanks to Readers Digest)
The old preacher was dying, as he sent for a lawyer and an IRS agent from his congregation. The lawyer and the agent were puzzled, since neither had been a close friend to the preacher.
As the two men entered the dying man’s room, the preacher motioned for them to sit on either side of his bed. Then he grasped their hands, signed contentedly and stared at the ceiling. No one said anything. Finally the lawyer asked the preacher, “Why did you ask the two of us to come to your deathbed.?”
“Jesus died between two thieves,” the preacher answered, “and that’s how I want to go too.”
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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