Will Hillary Give Us Debt-Free Chickens?

Nobody Wins

It’s GOT to be hard to come up with fresh ideas in a country where more than a third of the people don’t work. All those people sitting around doing nothing is not a good thing, so the democrats have come up with a solution.

FREE EDUCATION!

Obama started this. He wants the taxpayers to pay for the first two years of college for everyone…Okay, I’m in.

Then Bernie Sanders, not to be outdone, wants FOUR year of free education: Even better!

The Vermont senator and presidential candidate has introduced legislation to eliminate undergraduate tuition at four-year public universities and colleges. His bill, called The College for All Act, would lower interest rates on federal student loans, give graduates a chance to refinance existing loans at lower rates, and stop the government from making profits on student loans.

But, wait: Hillary is not going to be outdone by those men.

Hillary wants debt-free college for everyone! I’m not sure what that means in Hillary land doublespeak. Does this mean she wants to give all citizens free educations? It has to mean that, because you have to PAY for college, so the only way you can be debt free is to not have to pay at all.  Or do you build up that bill and it’s just erased at the graduation? And does she mean to forgive all the debts and student loans so far? She doesn’t say.

And why stop with schools? How about my debt-free grocery bill?

No, Hillary wants the state to not only provide free college, but free child care. Right after the mother pops that baby out, some state nurse will enter that little bundle into a Hillary state-run day care center.

Hillary Rodham Clinton says child care needs to become a national priority and is urging Republicans in Congress to provide more federal money to help working families care for their children.

The former secretary of state says Wednesday that Republicans should “get on board or get out of the way.” She says child care could be improved through new tax breaks to parents or grants to states.

Don’t kid yourself. Someday, welfare will no longer be there, so in order to eat, you will have to work, and you will have to work right after you have that baby. And Hillary will be there to make sure all the babies grow up to obey and respect…

Big Brother Hillary.

Yes, it’s got to be hard when a nation has been so destroyed economically that people can’t even afford a day care center let alone college.

And according to the news…next year, we won’t be able to afford chickens.

Hillary needs to get to work on that. I want my debt-free chicken eggs, don’t you?

May 20, 2015 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | education, Uncategorized | democrats, education