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Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies

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This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.scientists

I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?

Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:

A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.

They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead  to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.

So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?Michael Sams

How’s that working out?

Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?

I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.

And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: Fruit flies mating

There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies

This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!

Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.Fat lesbian

And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.

Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?

No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?

Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?

(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)

No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.Obama golf two

From Glenn Beck:

How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”

So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.

The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.

Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.

Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.

Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.

Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.

That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Where oh Where Have You Been Middle Class Joe? Say it isn’t so.

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Joe gave his usual speech about the greatness of Unions in Detroit today. Yes, bankrupt Detroit. That city run by Unions. The city run by Democrats. The beautiful shining city light on the hill. The city that everyone wants to live in, where the street lights are out, dogs roam the streets, and the people HAVE water, but either can’t afford to pay their water bills, or have decided free water is a union RIGHT.

But that didn’t stop Joe for claiming that the Unions built America. Joe is just a middle class guy.

Joe Biden went on to end this rousing speech about how they were going to get those guys! (The rich) And he ended it with this:

“Folks, the American people have not stopped dreaming! The American people have not walked away from what they believe they’re entitled to. Just give them a chance! No hand out, just give them a chance! (Applause) Because once you give them Americans a chance, they have never, never, never, never ever let their country down! Never! So folks, it’s time to take back America as we said. It’s time change the tax code! It’s time to make sure you get the equal share, because ladies and gentleman, if you don’t, if we don’t,  America is in trouble! And we’ve always done best when we act as one America. Everybody in the deal. Everybody. And as long as I’m around and as long as the guys behind me are around we’re going to fight with every breath in this to make sure we reestablish the bargain. God bless you! Don’t give up! Keep dreaming! We’re going to come back.”

“We’re going to TAKE BACK AMERICA?”

Uh…Aren’t you the Vice President Joe? Who are we taking it back from…Obama?Kris 18

I thought Obama and Joe have been in charge? Where IS Joe? Isn’t he in Washington? I mean—- why does he have to come back? Where did he go?

It could be Joe is telling you a little secret here. According to an FBI agent who knows, middle class Joe flies back on Air Force Two at least twice a week to his hometown (costing us billons) and he has given orders to the FBI, to keep the nuclear football at least an hour away from him, because he wants to KEEP looking like that middle class guy and not have all those limo’s following him. There are only two nuclear footballs. So, if something should happen to Obama, we could all be dead, because Joe Biden couldn’t get to the football in time to save us.

Yes, America would look like Detroit sooner rather than later.

Good to know Joe. You’re right. We’ve never let the country down, but you sure have.

Joe wants the corporations to give us all an equal share, he wants to tax those companies that are still left…MORE. He wants to bring back the unions, the unions who demanded so much from companies they all left.

Wow. Obama and Joe are campaigning as if they were not President and Vice President.

Well, bust my angry orchard and throw me an apple. This is a new level of hopeful audacity.

 

September 1, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized, Union | , | Leave a comment

Peanuts, Makeup, and Other Thoughts about Labor

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Today…is Labor Day. I’m not laboring at all, which is the point of Labor Day. I’m just daydreaming about peanuts and makeup.obama golf

Peanuts. And makeup.

The theme for today is THOU SHALT NOT LABOUR! —so I’m just daydreaming. That is the new National Strategy laid down by our ‘President’, who, has not told us lately he is the “Commander-in-Chief” because he’s trying to get out of that job at the moment. He wants to be able to blame Congress should ISIS attack us at home. He’ll say it was because the Tea Party blocked immigration.

It’s getting all too easy to predict, isn’t it? Yes, I can bet you Obama is daydreaming today on some golf course.

But, back to our labor. (Just THINKING of Obama is a labor.)

Basically— Labor Day is a National Holiday invented by Congress to celebrate union workers. They did it to ‘appease’ the unions in order to make up for the ‘deaths’ of workers at the hands of the U.S. military and Marshals during the Pullman Strike of 1894. (Pretty interesting history there, check it out.)

Congress decided to take matters in hand and give the ‘workers’ their own day, making SURE of course, that it didn’t coincide with May 1, which is as we all know, is— Have a Happy Communist Day! What happened is that George Pullmans lowered the wages of his employees but demanded the same housing rent. They went on strike.Pullman striked

(Sound familiar?)

Work in America is not too good right now, is it? Illegal’s are flooding the country, taking the few jobs that Americans will not get.

America is falling behind the rest of the world, because many Americans can’t find good paying jobs anymore. China and India’s middle class is expanding, ours is shrinking. Too many people are flipping hamburgers. Our educational system –lets just say it—-It  SUCKS. Why else do you think Obama wants high wages for fast food workers? Due to their education, they are doomed to be in fast food the rest of their lives. They can’t do anything else.

Inventiveness is way down.

I’m thinking: Peanuts. Makeup.

According to the news today, we watch football and riot, and our President plays golf.

He doesn’t work either. Bush wanted us to “shop.” Obama wants us to.. to play golf. Or better yet…watch HIM play golf.

So—- the question on this American Labor Day is: Is the entrepreneurship of the American worker and the spirit that fueled this nation into greatness gone?

Are there any George Washington’s Carvers out there in Ferguson? Do you think he would be burning down a Quickie Mart?Kevin makeup

You won’t believe where I found the answer to that:

I was reading a makeup book yesterday, and found a passage, written by the author of the book, whose name is Kevyn Aucoin, which to me, describes perfectly, the real American spirit and WHY America has succeeded in the past while other nations lagged behind—it’s called imagination.

And America’s DNA has been built on it:

Here’s what Kevyn (who is gay) had to say about his success.

While the other boys in my school dreamed of traveling to the moon or winning the Super Bowl, I dreamt of glossy red lips and sparkling skin. By the age of eleven I knew I wanted to be a makeup artist. My first model was my six-year-old sister, Carla, and my first makeup tool was a single tube of tangerine lipstick. Armed with my father’s Polaroid camera and endless curiosity, I enthusiastically began what was to become my career. The fashion magazines I collected had an endless array of talent to choose from, but I only had one girl on my roster, so I set out to create as many looks as my limited resources would allow. Carla became my guinea pig for haircuts, perms, homemade clothing, and endless hours of amateur photo sessions. Over the years she and I experimented with every look imaginable.

And THIS is my favorite part:

Through it all both Carla and I learned not to be afraid of taking chances, and in the process, I learned how to do makeup. We had no real teachers, only photographs from fashion magazines. I would tear out my favorite faces, and try to replicate them on Carla. Learning to do makeup through trial and error taught me that my ‘mistakes’ were often exciting revelations. I came to realized that rules and words like “never’ and “always’ were (and are) sure death for creativity. And while I believe that education is very important, I am grateful for my lack of formal training in makeup. The journey itself may have taken longer but along the way I discovered things I could not have been “taught.” For me, new and exciting ideas are most often created when chances are taken and rules are broken.

Invention. YES! Break those rules! America has been GREAT at it, starting with the invention of the greatest concept of a republic in human history: Our Constitution. ‘Never’ was not in our vocabulary. (Nor in Captain’s Kirk’s.)

The words of Kevyn would have applied to Tom Edison, who dropped out of grade school, the Wright Brothers, who had a bike shop, to Einstein, whom everybody thought was dense, and to George Washington Carver, who was a slave and ended up with hundreds of patents:George Washington Carver

In 1896, Booker T. Washington, the first principal and president of the Tuskegee Institute, invited Carver to head its Agriculture Department. Carver taught there for 47 years, developing the department into a strong research center and working with two additional college presidents during his tenure. He taught methods of crop rotation, introduced several alternative cash crops for farmers that would also improve the soil of areas heavily cultivated in cotton, initiated research into crop products (chemurgy), and taught generations of black students farming techniques for self-sufficiency.

America was all about, and always has been: imagination. Invention. Creativity. We NEED to reassert our hero’s.

The Individual, failing, making mistakes, getting up and trying again—-

Enough with the basketball players. The football players. The movie stars killing themselves on drugs. Our kids need new hero’s….inventors. The man. The woman. The lone individual.

Not the “You didn’t build this.” crap.

The good news: The American spirit is an idea. And it can be resurrected. Human beings don’t need to go to Harvard to think of the next cure for cancer. Simple people CAN do great things…if only the government will get out of their way.

Our government is literally choking the creativity out of us all. (Hi Homeland Security! Eat some peanuts!)

I certainly never thought I’d read one of the most profound statements on creatively from a gay makeup artist yesterday, but that’s what great about America still:  Somebody tomorrow could think of a way to take a peanut and invent permanent makeup.

Hey, I’m ready.

But getting rid of the progressive liberals? That’s going to take another George Washington Carver, and whoever that man is not going to be on the golf course. He’s going to working, every day will be labor day.

So, CAN America come back to the creative individual spirit that we once had?

Don’t ever say….NEVER.

Now swear….on your mother’s best peanut butter sandwich.

Albert Enstiane quote

August 31, 2014 Posted by | American History, Beauty, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Specially Morphing

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Is it Sunday already? Does anybody know where Al Gore is, because I would like to ask him how come we had the coolest summer on record.

Okay. We finally got pool weather, and the pools are closing on Monday.

So, as a relief from global warming, I thought I’d post this video. I knew they did this stuff–its like something I saw on the back wall of a Grateful Dead concert when I was 19.

You can ‘imagine’ if this artist did drugs, dropped acid and smoked himself silly at a Doors concert, or…not.

Whatever you think of this, I personally would have left out Mao.

(Thanks to JR)

Enjoy!

August 31, 2014 Posted by | American Culture | | 1 Comment

Nobody Wants a Hovercraft

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Here’s a Hovercraft made by some guy for his kids using a vacuum that the kid can control.

Now, tell me, why is the world are our scientists not developing hovercraft cars?

Is it really all about oil? Is it really all about the power and the money?

Of course it is.

August 30, 2014 Posted by | science, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: The Gold Urinal

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Here’s one to start off the weekend with a smile!Laughing horse

(Thanks to Kris)

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The Gold Urinal


Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.


After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.


When he entered Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!


That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. “Just think,’ he said, ‘when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.

But I wouldn’t have something so self-indulgent!”


Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom,

Bill had a gold urinal.


That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:


“I found out who peed in your saxophone.”

August 30, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Hillary: The School Teacher We All Hated

Nobody Cares

Oh no…no, no, no, no, no…..NO no, no, no, no, NO…no, no…oh…oh ho ho….oh nooooo.

I just HAD to watch this didn’t I? I had been thinking today about how Obama likes to always put all his statements with the  context, that HE is the final answer, and HE runs the show.

‘I have appointed MY team and THEY will get back to ME.” (Forget that he is only 1/3 of the power) Not very Constitutional of him is it?

‘I have my people looking into it.” (They’re not working for us, they are working for HIM.) He should say, “The Secretary is working on this.”

The real reason I have not announced a strategy in Syria, is because I am waiting for the Pentagon to come up with one, and then I will review it.” (Leaving him more time to play golf, and the Pentagon at the mercy of his daily timing.)

To Obama…its I’m King. All decisions go through me. All his speeches are filled with —– Me, I , Me I…me, me I, I, I did…etc.

Hillary’s worst asset is that she can’t speak. She’s not likable. She’s boring…but notice here…she is doing an Obama: She is READING this prepared statement, which she has obviously rehearsed.

Yes, after all these years, Hillary is finally taking speaking seriously. It’s pretty obvious she is being coached, big time.

God help us.

What she doesn’t realized is she sounds even more condescending than ever. And she looks like those ugly, rude, and mean school teachers we all hated.

In other words, what we are hearing is:  “You are children, and you must do as I say, because only I know what’s good for you. BEHAVE!”

As for the substance of the speech? Do you really want me to go there and spoil your weekend?

I didn’t think so.

This is going to be the “I’m the wise world experienced teacher hag, and you are just all misbehaving children. “Clap, clap.” new Hillary Clinton image. She is taking control. Telling us all…what to do…or else.

If there is one thing that is more unbearable than a liar, it’s a liar who wants to be your mother- knows-best.

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

In the eyes of the liberals, all American, are children to be reprimanded, controlled, and sent to bed without the Hostess cupcake.

While they eat them all….and Hillary is proof.

 

August 29, 2014 Posted by | Hillary Clinton | | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers the REAL Reason for Mistletoe

Nobody RemembersKilt man

I don’t meet too many men in kilts do you? But today, but there he was…towing over me…over six feet four, long blond hair to his shoulders, sporting a big, thick gray beard, standing in front of me proudly showing off his blue kilt…..telling me he was the runt of the litter. I didn’t catch his name…but it was Mcsomething or other, and it was his store I was in: a store full of kilts, and hats, and dragons, and crosses, and sheets of arms, and history galore.

It was boring, hot, and humid out–and I had been out in it all day. It was cool in this shop, and wonderfully full of history. We got into a conversations about clans, and Scots—- Wales and Ireland— and the sad demise of red hair.

“So, are you in favor of the Scots getting their independence?” I asked.Dragon

“Well, have you heard that the Vikings, who own the oil fields, want official recognition of their special status and they may use their vast oil reserves as a bargaining chip to win the right to referendum, if the Scots do not vote for Independence?”

Okay. I had no idea we still had Viking, but evidently in the Shetland Islands, there are about 23,000 of them, and they claim to be…Vikings. And the Scots, NEED that oil. I wouldn’t mess with them.

And then, while we were talking about the Knights of the Templar, somehow he got on the subject of warriors…and Mistletoe. He described some ancient battle that had taken place, long ago in Celtic land…and how it ended under Mistletoe.Celts

What? Yes, there’s more to Mistletoe than kissing.

He took me to a doorway, and pointed up to a 8×11 picture frame, which hung underneath a Mistletoe, and on which, this was inscribed:

Mistletoe

In ancient Celtic language Mistletoe means “All Heal”. It was believed that the Mistletoe held miraculous magical qualities. Healing and making poisons harmless, it was used for fertility in animals and humans, it gave protection from witchcraft and evil spirits and brought good luck and blessings.

It was considered so scared in fact that when enemies happened to meet in the forest under Mistletoe they would lay down their arms and call a truce until the next day.

From this custom came the practice of hanging Mistletoe in a doorway or middle of a room as a token of peace and good will Mistletoe twoto all comers.

In cultures across pre-Christian Europe, mistletoe was seen as a representation of divine male essence (and thus romance, fertility and vitality).

I was so in wonder at the story, that the man took DOWN the frame, and the fake mistletoe about it, and handed it to me.

“No…I can’t take that..let me pay you for it.” I said.

“Hey, I can give this to you if I want to, hell, it’s my store.” he said.

To which he got a big hug from me, and come to think about it, I was too flabbergasted to do much of anything but smile.mistletoe one

And then he said, “There is another custom about the mistletoe that I don’t tell anyone, and that’s you pluck a berry THAN you can kiss the girl until all the berries all gone. One berry equals one kiss. But when all the berries are gone, that’s it. No more kisses. I don’t want people plucking all the berries off, so I don’t mention that bit.”

I was thinking about giving the mistletoe and the history to a friend, but…how could I part with such a nice gift from a complete stranger?

So think about this: Men in the heat of battle stopping DEAD in their tracks…due to some parasitic weed. Can you imagine Isis doing that?

Someday I’m going back to that store, and this time, I’m taking my camera.  I will never look upon Mistletoe the same way.

In fact, it’s going above my doorway and staying there all year round.

August 29, 2014 Posted by | History, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Kirk Herbstreit

Nobody’s Fool

This last year, sports has become a platform for politics.Kirk Herbstreit

It’s one thing for the liberals to get into our eating habits, now they are using sports as another means to promote their agenda: which is usually don’t offend anybody: gays, or Indians.

But, Kirk Herbstreit put some common sense back into play:

From Newsbusters:

The ESPN announcer responded by strongly disagreeing with Costas’ decision to inject politics into his sports duties:

Well I work on two shows, College GameDay in the morning, studio show like you guys do. I’ll talk about that topic…I’m going to break down the game, analyze the game, the subject matters involving that night and that broadcast. I just don’t think that’s the platform to do that. I agree with Al.

As NewsBusters has documented, Costas has a long history of pushing his liberal agenda while covering sports for NBC. In December of 2012, Costas blamed an NFL player’s murder-suicide on guns by proclaiming “If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.” During the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, Costas proclaimed that Vladimir Putin was a better statesman that President Obama. 

Costas has also weighed in on the debate over the Washington Redskins name, insisting in October 2013 that “Redskins can’t possibly honor a heritage…It’s an insult, a slur.” While Costas has eagerly talked politics while covering sports, millions of Americans would likely agree with ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit that politics and sports shouldn’t mix.

So, congratulations Kirk Herbstreit, you win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week, for expressing what most everyone feels who is a sports fan:

Please…just call the game guys.

 

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August 29, 2014 Posted by | Sports, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wishes The Joy of Reincarnation to ALL Liberals.

Nobody WinsARianna Huffington

God…I LOVE synchronicity…I was trying to find a theme for my NOBODY WINS post tonight, and I thought I’d remark about this book I got from the library. It’s all about the new ‘theme’ that the liberal minds are trying to explore. You know….they are trying to destroy “god” by building the, “YOU are god” dearie— worship your own soul! “-–BS. And then, tonight I ran into this from Arianna Huffington:

Wherever I go around the world, I see the same hunger to live our lives with more meaning and purpose and less unnecessary stress and burnout. This is the goal of a new online course being offered by the University of Santa Monica, which I’m delighted we have arranged to offer free for HuffPost readers. Entitled “33 Days of Awakening Through Loyalty to Your Soul,” the class is designed to teach us how to nurture a sense of well-being, joy, purpose and fulfillment. Of course, there are going to be challenges along the way, but as the course’s founders, Drs. Ron and Mary Hulnick, show, there are ways in which many of these challenging moments can in fact strengthen and reaffirm our sense of purpose and well-being instead of taking us off-course.

Good lord. That’s exactly what the author of the book I’m reading wants to do— Program our minds..but he wants us all to have a conversation on his website so he can carefully ‘guide’ it.

(No Joyanna, she’s REALLY just trying to help, you say? ah……) The storm before the calm

Well, I could certainly use less stress—– I was having trouble the last few weeks, (As you know, I have been too close to Ferguson) but alas, I forget the liberal bleeding hearts out in the world are suffering much more than I. They break out in hives if just one person is suffering over in India, or one immigrant child doesn’t like the food in Texas. This liberal stress usually last until they can still get their morning Caramel Cappuccino with double the nuts—for protein. Yes, the nut is replacing the hamburger for protein, haven’t you notice all the ‘protein’ bars? Soon…BUG Bars.

WAKE UP! Pay attention.

For those of you who don’t read, or who are not paying attention, the liberals for a while have been trying desperately to ‘unite’ the world in some kind of NEW religion, where everyone will feel happy, joyous, peaceful, serene in a world with no problems, no fighting, no wars…

They write science fiction about this utopia in books and movies— of course, it never ends well.Oprah A new Earth

Oprah took a stab at it..this new religion. She failed. Then everyone read her “THE SECRET” book, in which it says…”Follow your heart. Follow your soul. Everything will just COME to you!”

Hahahahaha…only if you happen to be in Oprah’s audience when she gave away the cars.

So, I’m going to post here, for sheer entertainment, what the New World Order of elite liberals are trying to do. They are trying to sell you communism wrapped in a NEW Earth religion.

Hey, if I don’t tell you, how are you going to NOT laugh?

The book I got this stuff out of is called: The Storm Before the Calm by Neale Donald Walsch. (see picture.)

First off: Walsch SWEARS that God…had a personal conversation with HIM, and told him what to do. There IS going to be an overhaul of humanity. Here’s some of the lessons god taught him:

  1. Nothing dies. (We are all reincarnated.) Therefore the soul is ALWAYS joyful to leave.
  2. We must take responsibility for our past. ( All western civilization should now suffer.)
  3. WE are creating earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes. and global warming. This is all man-made.
  4. We must abandoned our traditions and ancestors in order to evolve.
  5. You are ONLY here to assist in the evolution of your species.
  6. The sixties were GREAT! (Mr. Walsch was obviously stoned and had a lot of sex after rock concerts.)
  7. Your life isn’t about YOU.
  8. Transfer the money spent on defense to feeding the world.
  9. If a person attacks another, it’s because he is suffering.
  10. We need a growth model based on given people more time to enjoy life, and less stuff.
  11. There IS no right or wrong. Religion is oppressive.
  12. Nobody is better than anybody else. (Unless of course…you LIKE the “old culture.” (That’s what he calls religions and our founders.)
  13. There is no such thing as misbehaving in the eyes of God. ( Bill Clinton has this down.) All sex is a joy. (He says nothing about rape, but if you want to screw your best friend’s spouse…feel free!)

You get the idea: smash down every religion, and know that YOU are god, and no one can judge you at all. Do whatever feels good. There IS no right, no wrong.Druge

And then he goes into economics. It’s pretty simple: Everybody in the world gives 10 percent of their income to the government. The state takes care of everything.

Which means, to Mr. Walsch, an end to the endless struggle for bigger, better, more. An end to discrimination. If people don’t want to work, that’s okay too. They can just…be. They will still receive the same thing as everybody else.

He calls this new economic system: Beingism. Yes, you can just sit and be lazy, have a lot of sex, in your trailer park.

BUT…if you don’t work, they will put your name on a list on the internet. There will be…INTERNET SHAME! (Millions will reincarnate to escape)

Okay…enough. You get the idea.

The progressives ARE communists. They know that they can’t call communism anymore “communism” because, historically speaking, it’s killed more people than capitalism.commie poster

And so, they will keep trying to come up with a new “religion,” to sooooooooth all our pains.

You can call it whatever you like: Go into the future with progressive “Beingism” communism, or try to rekindle the “old culture” ….and which one do you think is going to ‘evolve’ the species?

Yes, Mr. Walsch, said God SPOKE to him, and he’s on a mission…we all must talk, and teach the kids, what god REALLY wants.

So, when I read Arianna Huffington trying to sell the same “We are all stressed out dears, we need to find our souls.” I think I’ll keep my soul to myself.

I would rather go down to the crossroads–something tells me, I might get a better deal.

On a lighter note, if we go by “God’s” conversation, wouldn’t the liberals just all be better off reincarnated?

We DO want them to feel joyful now…don’t we?

August 28, 2014 Posted by | communism, progressives, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

What if?

Nobody WondersPuzzle dog

I have wondered, and it is beyond my comprehension, that certain groups of people stay mad and angry at things that happened, not only long ago, but so long ago, it seems pointless to muse, get yourself emotionally upset and bent out of shape for something that’s already happened.

Also, these people continue to want “payback’ for something that nobody in this lifetime even cares anymore about.

IF—- our founders had outlawed slavery, would our world be any different today? Maybe, but no doubt there would be other problems instead. One thing for sure, more blacks would know how to swim.

IF— Britain had won the war of 1812, would the United States be better led by the Queen? She’d be more likable,  but then again, England would be Germany. And airplanes might never have been invented. OR light bulbs. OR computers…but tea at three? We’d all have better manners.

Having pondered this: I have to give a good laugh at the British diplomats in Washington, who celebrated the burning of the White House with typical good humor…

British diplomats in Washington are apologizing for Twitter posts that made light of the 200th anniversary of their troops torching the White House in the War of 1812.

The apologies were prompted after the British Embassy posted a picture Sunday of Patrick Davis, deputy British ambassador to the United States, with a caption saying he was participating in “the anniversary of burning of the White House with a BBQ.”

 The picture was followed by another, about an hour later, that showed a White House replica atop a sheet cake, flanked by sparklers. The caption said: “Commemorating the 200th anniversary of burning the White House. Only sparklers this time!”
Brits celebrate
They apologized— of course. (Losers! ) LOL.
 (Take it away amfortas!)  

August 27, 2014 Posted by | American History, humor, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Icebuckets of Mysteries

Nobody Knows

Here we are, another week of mystery abounds, and so I’m going to start out with one which I supposed would be on every conspiracy theory site ever invented:  because it sure wasn’t in the news:Louis Freeh

Former FBI Director Louis Freeh was stable in a New Hampshire hospital after he was seriously injured in a single-car accident Monday afternoon in Vermont, police said. Details of his condition weren’t released, but a law enforcement official told NBC News that Freeh suffered a broken leg, cuts on his head and other injuries.

Freeh, 64, was flown by helicopter to Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center in Lebanon, New Hampshire, from the scene in Barnard, Vermont, where he drove his gray 2010 GMC Yukon off the road and into a mail box about noon, Vermont State Police said in a statement.

Mmmmmm…off the road, and into a mailbox at noon? Who runs into a mailbox at NOON?

So then you have to ask yourself–who would want to kill the head of the FBI, the man who knows all the real secrets of all the politicians?

Oh…………………………………………………nobody.

And speaking of nobody—-

Naked Man

Naked Man


Cops everywhere seem to have their hands full:

A naked man had to be sedated at a hemp festival in southern Oregon after police said he damaged cars, started fights and kicked an officer.

Nobody Knows how hard it was to get a 6’3″—- 250 pound wild man with no clothes on into a police car, and which brave cop grabbed him……and we also don’t know how many people at that festival just looked over and said—

“Wow man…check out that dude. That soda is really killer man…lets go get some, uh…look at those pigs man…and Hey! cool it dude!. Chill man… “

And speaking of killers….this could be GOOD news! And bad news…

************Douglas McCain

An American convert to Islam who had gone to Syria to fight with the Islamic State, also called ISIS, was killed over the weekend, his uncle told CNN. The body and passport of Douglas MacArthur McCain, 33, originally of San Diego, California, was discovered by members of the Free Syrian Army after he was killed in a firefight with the group.

Okay, we’re sorry for his mom…but really, think about it: SOMEBODY from the Free Syrian Army found this guy in California and helped get him into Syria.

McCain was likely among the dozens of U.S. citizens that Holder said were involved in roughly 7,000 foreign fighters that U.S. intelligence agencies estimate to be operating in Syria,

And they WONDER why we want the border closed.

And speaking of closed…Cnn


Time Warner is gasping for air. CNN is still downsizing. Like the rest of America, it’s getting rid of about 40 of its highest paid journalists, and replacing them with cheap labor. It might actually get better.  Which leads me to my next two unknowable questions—-


Nobody Knows that when Columbus landed in Cuba, the natives actually thought he was God. He found this out because he captured a few of them and taught them as much English as he could, and they told him…THEY thought he was God. And so, he used them. He didn’t refute them. He let them believe it. He said this;Columbus

“These men are still traveling with me, and although they have been with us now a long time, they continue to entertain the idea that I have descended from heaven: and on our arrival at any new place they published this, crying out immediately with a loud voice to the other Indians, “Come, come and look upon being of a celestial race!.” upon which both women and men, children and adults, young me and old, when they got rid of the fear they at first entertained, would come out in throngs, crowding the roads to see us, some bringing food, others drinks, with astonishing affection and kindness. “

There you go. Pretend to be God, get trusted men to proclaimed you are god, and people bring you gifts! Great trick.

(Hey, it worked in 2008!)

And speaking of tricks, will they EVER send Lois Lerner to jail for lying to Congress? Will they ever get to see those emails?

Nobody Knows.


But I do know one thing this week: The splash your head with ice thing going around is kind of silly, and if you have to be silly, then Dave Barry is your man.

And so I end another week, not knowing why Maureen Dowd can sometimes make sense, (It’s a contradiction in physics)–why America has to close their swimming pools in the middle of summer–why the bees are so tiny this year—-Why men would want to jump in and videotape great white sharks, and why I can’t be in a better mood after the last few weeks. Could be my surgery. (NOTE: ALWAYS put sunscreen on your back.)

Nobody Knows if I will succeed in getting my sense of humor back, but I do know…

It’s possible…I’m getting out my old Dave Barry books.

Forgive me, Ridley.

 

August 27, 2014 Posted by | FBI, Islam, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Message to Megyn Kelly …..

Nobody Reports

Okay….Now I’m getting mad today.Megyn Kelly

Tolerance only goes so far.

It’s one thing to keep cowing to the ‘poor’ blacks who are so mistreated by whites, they can’t even learn to read a book, or how to get into their cars and go vote—because they are all just so upset at all the injustice, it’s another thing when elite white people keep telling other whites they are  prejudice.

But like I said: I’m mad. Last night Megyn Kelly pretty much insinuated that the poor blacks in Ferguson had a right to complain. They moved out to North County, and the whites then moved out when they came in. Insinuating that it was the whites who were racists.

Well, MS Kelly…I LIVE in North County, and you don’t know jack shit. When the whites lived in Fegurion long ago, you could walk the streets, shops were open, lawns were mowed, the city was thriving. Who’s to blame for the economic demise of St. Louis? Who’s to blame for the economic demise of our whole country?

Politicians Kelly. Come on..you are much smarter than that. You yourself would have moved as if you had stepped on a hot potato.

The demise of St. Louis and our country is all tied together, and it’s NOT always the citizen white man’s fault. Especially the middle class white man, who was asked to bend over backwards and pay for the blacks, who, never seem to be able to learn a damn thing:

  1. It’s not the white man’s fault that the black schools are failing. They get JUST as much money, if not more.
  2. It’s not the white man’s fault that their children grow up to rob, loot, and kill each other— and only vote for the man who gives them free stuff.
  3. We have overpaid for our ancestors sins for crimes committed—over a thousand times.

But— what I’m really angry at is Obama, and Eric Holder, and the democrats who RUN the city police departments in our country.  They are not out to get the thugs, they are out to PROTECT them. Yes, they now want a federal cop Czar. black racist

My (dem) city police chief told me to MOVE when I reported that the corner Muslims (who, by the way, the main father was allowed to leave the country after killing his daughter who was dating an American boy the local high school) —seem to be making boxes of smoking stuff at night in their back yards, and MAYBE we should be concerned.

As usual, the white man is told to hold their anger, and let the black man riot and insult…but this bit of news I read this morning really got me going….

A rural Mississippi man suffered life-threatening injuries and required brain surgery after he entered a Waffle House despite receiving a warning not to enter the restaurant because of the color of his skin.

The severe beating occurred early Sunday morning around 2 a.m., reports The Clarion-Ledger. Up to 20 assailants participated.

The injured man is Ralph Weems IV, a veteran of the Iraq War and a Marine. He is white.

Where were the cops? Oh…not around. And it’s not considered a race crime.

Course not.

You know what? I have a suspicions that our local cops are not being told to watch the blacks..they are being told to monitor the whites, by direct order.

Yesterday I went for a simple walk, in a very nice neighborhood. I passed a house where I saw a black woman RUN into her house, as I approached.  A few minutes later, a big black man came out of the house and was talking excitedly as I passed by…on his cell phone, in his front yard.

I was about to say “good morning” but because of recent events, I decided to mind my own business.

Me

Me

It only took a few minutes, and a cop car came speeding up, and passed me, and he kept following me until I got in my car.

Yeah— like the old lady with the walker at the airport. I’m SUCH a danger.

So Ms Kelly—-

Get this straight. The white people left Ferguson because the BLACK people did not want them there. They didn’t mow their lawns, crack houses started setting up in the neighborhoods, robberies were common, and dirty looks from blacks were very threatening to their babies.

Right now in America, the black race’s attitude is not much different than the radicals of Islam.

They want it all…

They want to be on top.

They want complete domination. They want NO trial, no jury. The white man is guilty. Why, Mike Brown was shot SIX TIMES! (So was the that rapper in LA, and he actually WALKED to the cop car)

The sad thing is, the black people are looking to Obama to give them justice….

Well…People in hell want ice water.

Somebody tell them before it’s too late: Justice never comes when the devil himself rides the black pale horse of hatred in the middle of the night.

Justice only comes at dawn.

 

 

August 26, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, black violence, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Rupert Murdoch VS Burger King

Nobody’s PerfectRupert and wife

This week, we have the subject of two separations: Rupert Murdoch VS Burger King.

Hey! I didn’t even know (or care) about Rupert Murdoch’s love life, but there it was in Vanity Fair: Rupert’s young Chinese wife of 14 years, Wendi, had been having sexual affairs with other men—- and not just any men. Tony Blair, Google’s Eric Schmidt, and co-founder of MySpace, Chris DeWolfe. (How she missed Bill Clinton is anybody’s guess.)

Get the feeling she likes to feel connected?

Really, what’s a billionaire mogul to do? His mother tried to warn him to stay with his last wife, who wanted him to retire, but Wendi saw her way to riches, and Rupert saw his way INTO China, and with the help of science, he was off to another marriage…his third.

But, good news all you Chinese gold-diggers out there! Rupert is now divorced.Tony and Wendi

It’s not the shock that a young women took advantage of an older man’s riches, it’s that she had to bed the one man Rupert had put into power, Mr. Blair, and she did it in their own house…and yacht…and who knows where else? Probably even in the Tower of London!

Rupert had raised LOADS of money for Tony, who really doesn’t need more either. But in the hall of fame gold-diggers, Wendi choose carefully: ALL these men …were powerful, rich, and mostly married.

And then we have the divorce of Burger King and its money, from Obama. Yes, Burger King is taking its big Whoppers and moving its headquarters to Canada where it will pay less taxes.

Obama has called this exodus of major American companies to other countries…unpatriotic!

After all…Walgreens wanted to move, and stopped cold after hearing those words, so, should we all be mad that Burger King is NOT going to pay its fair share, and you and I will have to fork out even more? Is it really their fault?

Burger King

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? (No, it’s not Al Sharpton, I’m sick to death of him.)

Is it Rupert Murdoch, who failed to see that he was marrying a gold-digger? Rumors are he lost over $1.7 billion. Wendi got him into buying MySpace, which he paid $545 million and sold for $35 million. Uh….not exactly what you would expect a smart man to do.

And even though she signed a pre-nup, she got the Rockefeller triplex on Fifth Avenue ($70 million), the house in Beijing ($40 million), $14 million for each year she was married, jewelry and half of their art collection.

Or does the trophy go to Burger King, who just couldn’t stand to keep paying Obama’s high taxes?

It’s obvious isn’t it?

What a man will do for a pretty face, and a busty oriental beauty.

We really can’t blame Burger King for wanting to desert America. That fault goes to our past Presidents (of BOTH parties) who threw America out the window with the bath water when they dreamed up globalization.

Burger King doesn’t need us anymore…it’s in every country in the world now, and its the American people who continue to lose.

As for the REAL loser of the week…Al Sharpton……go ahead……fill in the blank………………………………………

Obama and Canada

 

August 25, 2014 Posted by | Globalization, Life, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

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