Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Let’s Remove All the Labels.

Nobody Gets Email:

They had me at number one:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)

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 New and improved perspective…
 
1. I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a person’s mood just by their hands. If they are holding a gun, they probably upset.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you’ve just met? That’s common sense leaving your body.

6. I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.

7. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row. 

8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

—- Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what’s your plan? 

———- Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

August 1, 2015 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Hillary Lifts Weights? Jeb Has Given Up English? Trump OWNS the Golf Course!

Nobody Cares..

It’s FRIDAY, and it’s at this time that all politicians who have scandals dripping at their well-BS booted heels, make sure they release the bad news, so that people will have forgotten it by MONDAY!Hillary doing yoga

Except for Obama, who was angry today because Congress took off on a vacation before they approved his brilliant strategy to arm Iran with nukes so the world can be a safer place. And if it isn’t safe, it’s will be the fault of the Congress —for taking vacations, when he needed them.

Hillary’s news today was SO bad, that she had to get off her exercising yoga butt, and put out some positive headlines—- like the fact that she is in EXCELLENT health according to her doctor.  She lifts weights (just like Michelle) Eats fruits and vegetables— in fact, she is so healthy that as SOON as she is President, she will have no time whatsoever to make it to the gym, so even though she is looking a bit thinner, expect that to disappear once she is BACK in the White House.

It’s got to be killing her to exercise. I’m going to make a bet that she really misses that pastry chef that Obama fired.

Another thing that is killing her is the bad news released today (Friday of course)— that her emails were full of classified material.

She…(burp) ….lied:

According to Fox News, investigators have discovered that information came from the National Security Agency, the Defense Intelligence Agency, the Nation-Geospatial Agency, as well as the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) and the CIA. 

The Office of the Intelligence Community inspector general has identified five emails containing classified information when it conducted a random sampling from the emails she released to the State Department.

Yep. It’s early. Hillary will be running out of good stories very soon, even if almost all of them are made up.

It’s been fun to watch Hillary implode. It’s also fun watching Jeb try to even stay IN the news. We found out last week that Jeb only speaks Spanish at home, but that his boys were physiologically bullied by American racists, and Obama is right…they are everywhere:

“When President Obama says that ‘for too long we’ve been blind to the way past injustices continue to shape the present,’ he is speaking the truth,” Bush said.

It’s clear: Jeb is going after Obama’s voters. The Blacks, and the Hispanics. Good luck with that.

NOT DEAD YET!

NOT DEAD YET!

This is the kind of thinking we got from Obama, so Jeb is just cutting his own political throat, and no amount of flashing Daddy Bush’s face on FOX is going to help him. As ifAmerica cares anymore about the fact that Daddy Bush survived a fall in his house.  What we DO care about, is Donald Trump is leading in IOWA….by a huge margin.

  • Trump, 30.9 percent
  • Walker, 15.4 percent
  • Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, 10 percent
  • Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, 7.2 percent

Donald continues to get support, and he even said he would think about putting Sarah Palin in a cabinet position….and he attacked Huma, Hillary’s right hand Muslim woman!

You know, the one who stood by her Weiner man?

Something tells me, neither Jeb OR Hillary will be taking a vacation anytime soon with THAT news.

And now, we can enjoy our weekend!

Let’s play golf!

(Okay, I can’t afford it this weekend, but it sounded fun.)

July 31, 2015 Posted by | Hillary, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

When Democratic Presidents CARED About Our Country: JFK VS Obama

Nobody Remembers

Some of us were just kids when this came on TV…so I thought, in the light of the recent Iran deal that Obama has made that it’s important to review it now. While there have been many books written about the Cuban Missile Crisis, no one can help and compare JFK Presidential demeanor to Obama’s flippant “Hey, no problem!” reaction to the “clear and present danger” of Iran going nuclear. It’s pretty scary how little he tells the American people, and how little he really cares.

In terms of class…JFK makes Obama look like the “JV” team.

Notice: at around 3.30 JFK  tells the American people just how MANY times Russia promised all their intentions were peaceful, and each time they lied. Or, as in Kennedy’s words…the statements were false. Everybody in the world, who knows the history of tyrants, knows Iran is lying…and Russia, and China are right there in the deal.

Russia now, is buzzing right off our shores. Iran will have the capacity to hit the U.S. from Iran. If Obama closes Guantanamo, and the Russians and the Iranians take it over…what then?

Sadly, most kids today, when it comes to history, get a watered down version of this famous speech, or they won’t see it at all.

Heaven forbid they learn, that once upon a time in American History, a DEMOCRATIC President, put his country first.

Now, they think being a President means you must be a cool guy, learn how to dance, go on talk shows and moan and groan about how hard it he had it being a black man.

Nobody Remembers this speech by JFK, but I think it’s time we should.

Remember when Presidents used to at least act Presidential?

Now…COMPARE the two Presidents: Obama thinks a piece of paper is binding. And Iran has a right to have nuclear energy. Also, he say the only other alternative is war…which is complete B.S.

JFK was willing to go to war….and because of that the Russians backed down.  Obama is lying about the whole deal, and really doesn’t care.

Clinton helped North Korea go nuclear. WHY?

Why would our OWN Presidents help arm countries with nuclear weapons that want to kill us?

For the same reason they support aborted babies to be sold for profit. 

Nobody Thinks...the Clinton’s big money deals with countries should give us the answer.

They do it…for themselves.

 

July 30, 2015 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Ted Cruz

Nobody’s FoolTed Cruz iran

Hands down, Ted Cruz wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.

Why?

He said THIS in an interview when speaking about Obama’s ‘deal’ with Iran:

“If this deal goes through, the Obama administration will become the leading financier of terrorism against America in the world.”

He added: “I’ve heard this referred to before as the ‘Jihadist Stimulus Bill.'”

To which Mitt Romney tweeted:Romney rino

I am opposed to the Iran deal, but @SenTedCruz is way over the line on the Obama terrorism charge. Hurts the cause.

6:40 AM – 30 Jul 2015

 

Wow. What cause is that Mitt? The “Be nice kiddies” cause? “Way over the line?” Really Mitt? What is this? Romper room policy?

This is the usual, “Shut up, don’t say bad things, be nice, be good boys and girls…just shut up.”

Bob Dole was nice. John McCain was NICE. Mitt was so nice, I almost thought the Mormons became Quakers. They lost the elections. George W. Bush has been so nice, he’s taking up painting pictures of himself. My god, Obama destroyed every victory in Iraq that Bush could claim, and what does he do?

He paints a picture of himself in the shower. Such a good boy.

You have to feel sorry for the Rino GOP party. It sounds to us that Mitt sides with Obama.rinos

Ted is Nobody’s Fool. He saw the perfect opportunity to shine:

“So Mitt Romney’s tweet today said, ‘Gosh, this rhetoric is not helpful.’ Cruz said. “John Adams famously said, ‘Facts are stubborn things.’ Describing the actual facts is not using rhetoric; it is called speaking the truth. Part of the reason that Mitt Romney got clobbered by Barack Obama is because we all remember that third debate where Barack Obama turned to Mitt and said, ‘I said the Benghazi attack was terrorism and no one is more upset by Benghazi than I am.’ And Mitt, I guess listening to his own advice, said, ‘Well gosh, I don’t want to use any rhetoric. So okay, never mind. I’ll just kind of rearrange the pencil on the podium here. We need to stand up and speak the truth with a smile. The truth has power and every time we have Republicans who shy away — who don’t want to engage, who don’t want to speak the truth — we lose.”

THAT’s telling em’ Ted!

So, congratulations Ted Cruz! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week..and not just because I have a fondness for John Adams.

And thank you too Mitt Romney for showing America once again, WHY we need new leaders.

July 30, 2015 Posted by | conservatives, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Could it Be? The Clinton’s Ship is Slowly Sinking?

Nobody Knows

My husband and I watched The Da Vinci Code again tonight. It’s been a while since I read the book, but I remember being very suspicious of the timing. Basically, in the book, the divinity of Christ is refuted by saying that it was the church that fueled the divinity story, hiding the fact that Jesus was just a man, and he died, and left Mary Madeline with kids….who had descendants who are protected by very rich and sick people, who hang out in Scotland. Probably because Oxford likes to claim to be the top of the heap when it comes to humanity.The Da Vinci Code

Okay. That part becomes more believable every day. The one thought that I keep thinking is: What if both stories were invented and are really all about retaining power for one group or another? The Church needed a savior, the Illuminati that rule the world, need a bloodline to give themselves the “Right” to rule everybody else…I know. Get a life Joyanna.

You can think the story is just a fantastic tale, but then again….when you listen to the current wacky Pope…who seems completely involved with world leaders and mostly communists one, you do start to hope

that Jesus is real and he visits the Pope sometime very soon. I think the Pope is overdue for some kind of religious knock in the head. I would settle for a lighting bolt.

And speaking of Popes…


The big news out on Drudge today, was really old news: Bill Clinton has a mistress, and Hillary Clinton is a real bitch to Secret Agents who guard her.bill and hillary cartoon

“He has a blonde, busty mistress, and she’s been code named Energizer by agents. This is unofficially, but that is what they call her…She comes in to the Chappaqua [NY] home whenever Hillary leaves. The details coordinate to make sure they don’t cross paths. She, unlike Hillary, is very nice to the agents. She’ll bring cookies.”

“Agents say that it’s a business relationship. It’s not a marriage at all. It’s a total fake, like everything else about Hillary. It’s just a big show and a scam.”

Nobody Knows how this couple stays in power, and Nobody Knows when the rest of America is going to say, “HEY..Hillary! Get a divorce! You call yourself a feminist? You think WE don’t know that you just keep him around because you can’t get elected without him?

But Hillary sex life is our least concern, Rudy Giuliani has been bold enough to say that Hillary in his opinion should be examined for at least 5 crimes:

I’m surprised to hear Giuliani say this, but Nobody Knows if it is a sign of Hillary and Bill losing power…in their own party….maybe they have just committed so many crimes, it’s only a matter of time before all the rats jump off the Clinton titanic. People used to be scared to say anything against them. Trump truly IS inspiring others.

And speaking of democrats committing crimes…


What kind of name is Chaka Fattah? Who would vote such a person into office? It seems Philadelphia did, and now, in true democratic form, Chaka has been found to be involved with spending public money on himself and his family.

UNITED STATES - NOVEMBER 13: Rep. Chaka Fattah, D-Pa., speaks as House Democrats hold a news conference to call for presidential action on immigration on Thursday, Nov. 13, 2014. (Photo By Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

UNITED STATES – NOVEMBER 13: Rep. Chaka Fattah, D-Pa., speaks as House Democrats hold a news conference to call for presidential action on immigration on Thursday, Nov. 13, 2014. (Photo By Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

A 29-count indictment returned Wednesday accuses the 11th-term Philadelphia Democrat of misusing hundreds of thousands of dollars of federal, charitable and campaign funds. Indicted U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah (SHAW’-kah fa-TAH’) says he’s never been involved in wrongdoing, unlawful activity or misappropriation of government funds.

The best part of the story?

Pelosi tells reporters “This is a very sad, sad day” Good Nancy. We WANT you to suffer.

Nancy doesn’t know a sad day…our sad, sad day was when she said: “We have to pass Obamacare so that we can know what is in it!”

Which means, there is one thing we DO know.

Nancy Pelosi is NOT related to Jesus. But, she might be related to the Pope. Nancy Pelosi

 

July 30, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

NFL Loses Hot Air, Democrats Full of It.

Nobody WondersTom Bradu suspended

Does a football commissioner have the same right as a Judge? The big talk of course that has saved Hillary Clinton once again for even being discussed, is that Tom Brady of the Patriots, JUST like Hillary Clinton, destroyed evidence that would convict him of a “crime.” …the big crime being he cheated in the Superbowl.

Tom Brady not only violated his sport’s integrity by participating in a scheme to tamper with the inflation levels of footballs but actively tried to cover up the conspiracy, National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell ruled Tuesday, upholding the Patriot quarterback’s four-game suspension.

In a stunning statement, Goodell alleged that Brady’s “very troubling’’ coverup effort involved instructing his assistant to destroy his cellphone less than 24 hours before he was interviewed by Ted Wells, the NFL’s special investigator in Deflategate.

I remember a time when sports were sports…and I remember a time when you had to get a court order to look at someone’s private phone records.

There might be another reason that Tom Brady wanted his phone destroyed, and obviously, taking a page right off the Clintons’ book of delay, erase, destroy evidence bible, he thought…Hey, if Hillary can do it, why can’t I?

The thing that is disturbing here is that a football commissioner can DEMAND to see your last four months cell phone texts.confused dog

And how is that possible?

Have we gotten so used to the loss of our 4th amendment rights that now it is understood that we MUST hand over all personal data about ourselves…with no rights of protection whatsoever?

Hillary’s crime is one thing: she is paid by the citizens of this country and we have legal rights to her records, but Tom Brady is a citizen. What right does any football commissioner have to confiscate his phone records?

When the money is big, and your career depends on winning at all costs, we have see our politicians cheat, commit crimes, fraud, bribery, all the while protecting themselves by denying, lying, and protecting themselves with every deceit they can muster.

Sports in America is also big money, and why were we surprised when Mark McGuire and Roger Clemens denied for years that they took steroids?

Did they have to provide their cell phone data up?

They lied. They wanted to win. They needed to pump up to win. They did it.

And why not? Our politicians lie to us every day and get by with it.

Nobody Wonders…if a deflated ball gave him THAT much of an advantage over every other football player.

You STILL have to make the throw.

You STILL have to make the right call.

You STILL have to be one of the best.—Unlike our politicians, who it seems can be community organizers from Kenya one day, and President the next, most of the Sports stars ones who make it to the top are of the one percent.

Too bad our politicians can’t go through the same training.

 

 

July 29, 2015 Posted by | Sports, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

It’s a Polar Bear Face-Palm Moment

Nobody Wins.

Sigh.

I was at my local swim hour today, it was 98 degrees, and of course, the subject turned to global warming.polar bears two

FIRST: Let me say that the last three summers in Missouri have been cool. We are used to the temperature getting to 90 degrees in June, but that now doesn’t happen until well into the middle of July. As I look forward to the few swimming months in the summer, it’s rather annoying of course to me.

But that’s me.

“Well, the Polar Bears are DYING!” said one of the two sisters that were my new next door neighbors.

“No they’re not.” I said. (Should I tell them that the bears actually do better in global warming because they get more seals to eat? Naw.)

“Oh YES they are! National Geographic says so! Ice is melting! Water is rising!”

They were absolutely convinced.

So, right then, you have a choice…I thought to myself, do I refute them, or do I keep my mouth shut because after all, they ARE my neighbors.

I tried the educational approach.

“Well, you know, there are just as many scientists who say it’s not true, and who say we are actually going into a mini-ice age. Frankly…if you want MY opinion, the sun is in one of its lower cycles and that means we can keep expecting cooler summers, and the bone cold winters we are getting….”global warming scam

The look these two women faces—-sent chills down to my swim fins.

Here’s what is worrying me. These woman are NOT stupid. They were raised on a farm. One had been a Para-medic, and the other had done various jobs…as a chef, a carpenter, a nurse.  You would THINK that they would notice that what they are hearing on TV, and what they are actually SEEING and experiencing, does not fit.

Where is the critical thinking? You mean to say that people’s lives were once in these two hands?

And it’s sad….I HAD to open my big mouth.

“Well, maybe the earth just titled.” I said, trying to ease their anger.

That did it. I got the crushing of the lips. When people crush their lips together, it’s not good.

“Okay. I read too much.” I said and swam away.

And then I remembered that I wrote a comment on Spoormoor’s blog  (Give it a visit..it’s great stuff. :)) about being deaf. To tell it shortly, Tom Edison said that because he was deaf, he considered it actually a great gift…he missed a lot of small talk, which he said,

“I am glad of it. Most nerve strain of our modern life, I fancy, comes to us through our ears.”

No kidding. “Nerve strain” is what’s wrong. All those idiots shouting idiotic things into our ears every hour of the day, day in. day out…Ooooooooo…….ahhhhh….eeee……

I’m thinking of investing some ear plugs…after all, I wouldn’t want to get swimmer’s ear now would I?polar bear three

 

July 28, 2015 Posted by | global warming, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

From Kings, to Queens, to Presidents…Too Much Power.

Nobody Reports

At around 7.30 in this video, Bill Clinton says that he thinks X Presidents should be able to run for a third term. He keeps saying, “Not me of course” and you think, that’s absurd. But I have been saying that the Presidency…the office itself, is the dream job of men. To be the King of the world, and with the power of the Presidency NOW…you can bet that Bill Clinton, Obama, and both George W. and Daddy Bush DREAM of never having to leave the office. When you think of their addiction to power, Nixon in retrospect looks humble next to them all.

Here we see Obama expressing the wish: HE would like to stay President, because of course, he’s so good at it. But…those African leaders who refuse to leave, well, they should give it up, even though he doesn’t want to.

And by the way, Clinton’s whole speech in the first video points out that it’s ALL about global. Watch how he dances around the stimulus debacle, and watch how he basically admits that the BIG banks and corporations worked with big business to globalized the world and ALL that money into a few pockets, but…well…they just didn’t think about the damage that would do. They hadn’t figured that part out yet. So, see, it was good for some, just not for the little guys. They just didn’t see that ..no…somehow they missed it.

Is it ANY wonder in the world that the big corporations want the same people as President forever? Even if Obama become head of the United Nations, he will NEVER have the life he is living now.

Notice at the end of this video…Hillary’s plug?

Personally, I think they should get rid of the office entirely. Or limit them to having no power. Maybe let the Presidents be caretakers of the White House parties, where they can ONLY invite other country’s government officials to entertain. For that position they would have to be born IN America, and pass a drug and IQ test. They would still get elected, but the campaign would last no more than one month–two months tops. The long election cycle is all about propaganda and brainwashing the masses into accepting their fate. They want you to think that it was YOU that picked your president!

Ha.

If Jeb or Hillary gets in, the rest of the country should revolt. (in my dreams)

We’d be better off with just a historical landmark for people to visit….because the perks and power of the Presidency of the United States it seems, no man can resist becoming a tyrant. At least not ones with the last name of Bush, Clinton, or Obama.

Maybe people think our country can survive these corporate/dynasties…but I’m, not so sure.

Can we? The next election, will decide.

 

July 28, 2015 Posted by | Presidentcial Election, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary VS Montreal

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have Hillary Clinton VS Montreal.

When governments wants to hide something from the public, sometimes, it just doesn’t turn out does it? We KNOW what Hillary has been hiding…but what about Canada?

Let’s start with Hillary first: I posted Judge Napolatano’s  succinct explanation of Hillary’s email problem, which just doesn’t seem to be going away. It’s pretty clear, she broke every rule as Secretary of State, not only with hiding emails and putting classified documents out in the world to be hacked, but with collecting big donations from companies and countries all over the world…felonies?Hillary 3

YES! But it seems only President Obama can prosecute her, which he won’t because Hillary and Bill have been collecting dirt on people looooooogg before Obama was a baby inkspot in Kenya.

You don’t mess with the Clinton Mafia.

Besides, she is such a lousy liar, her poll numbers are going down faster than even Bill Cosby’s. It not looking good in Iowa, or New Hampshire for her, and YET…Brit Hume is worried that Donald Trump could not win against her.

(I ALMOST did this on Brit Hume who is very worried that the conservatives supporting Trump will RUIN it for the GOP. He talks as if Americans are ruining the country.–that’s another post.)

Anyway, Montreal on the other hand, has been keeping a little secret: Drugs are in the drinking water.

MONTREAL – A new study says drinking water in parts of southern Ontario contains traces of several illegal drugs —including cocaine.water

Researchers at McGill University found water discharged from waste-water treatment plants in the Grand River watershed has the potential to contaminate sources of drinking water with drugs such as morphine, cocaine and oxycodone.

What does this mean? The good people of Canada are always stoned? And if Montreal’s water is filled with cocaine, can you imagine what they are drinking in our Capital? Is THAT why Obama always has a silly grin on his face, and suffers from a severe case of megalomania? He’s drinking the water? His White House Party alone is probably filling the local water basin with more drugs than that.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Hillary, who keeps flying her private jet to small ladies’ gardening functions…where nobody will ask her a question? A woman who refuse to see the facts in front of her face: the fact being:

Nobody really likes her?

Or is it Montreal? A city who figures some drugs in the water is not such a bad thing after all?

Well, you KNOW by default I’ll always pick Hillary as the big imperfect loser.

We LOVE Montreal…so hey there Montreal ! YO! We love you! Can you take a few more people?

I want one.

July 27, 2015 Posted by | Hillary, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: White Male Privilege Tax?

Nobody Flashes

Mark Dice—can’t even believe this one himself. He is getting people to sign a petition for a “male white privilege tax.”

Ha ha ha ha…ha ha! :) Okay. It’s not so funny when you see all the stupid people signing it.

Enjoy…or not. I haven’t decided yet.

July 27, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Bill Cosby: Black Serial Rapist: HIS Black Life Matters MORE?

Nobody’s Opinion.

Well, we are finding out, that Bill Cosby truly WAS a despicable serial rapist. The New York magazine has gotten 35 women who have come forth to testify Bill’s rapes, and that’s only the ones who have agreed to share their stories.

Who KNOWS how many more woman suffered at Bill’s nightly rapes?raped by Bill Cosby

Read their accounts here-–it’s horrible.  And by the way…I think we can safely say now that he did it all.

Bill Cosby, in a sane society, would be immediately arrested, put on trial, and sent away for the rest of his lifetime.  But, because these woman knew that it was Bill’s word against theirs, they were probably glad just to be alive after the fact. They kept quiet. In our society, you have to stay afloat, pay the bills, and not cause harm to yourself.

Most of these women were probably afraid, of what he would do to them.

I know how this goes. I was once harassed by a manager of a bar I worked at. It went on nightly. He basically said if I didn’t have sex with him, I would lose my job. Now, the stupid man had put this in writing, and I could have sued the restaurant, but then, I had a young son to support, and was afraid that the man who owned that restaurant would have made sure I never worked again. I had a choice to make: right a wrong, or just chuck it up to experience, and go on with my life.  When I got to small claims court, (yes, I was fired and I simply wanted my two weeks’ notice back pay) the owner was there with THREE powerful lawyers. The judge wouldn’t even take my signed affidavits. He would not even look at my claims.

So, that’s how the system works…only multiply that by thousand fold.

That”s how the powerful do it. With threats. With fear. It works. And this stuff happens all the time.

But, back to Bill:Bill Cosby

Bill was protected. By money. By fame. By his well-protected image as the first American negro loved by all America. He had major corporations invested in his continued success. The little nobody is powerless against that.

He warmed us all up for Obama.

Nobody Thinks: –we should learn something from these women’s testimony.

While the democrats, and Obama, have been crying about the “raping” on campus, where are they on Bill Cosby’s raping?

Where is Hillary Clinton on this? How about Jesse Jackson, who has more than once accused falsely white boys at college for raping women?

Where is Obama? He’s letting Bill keep his Congressional Metal of Honor.

What’s even scarier about this whole thing is the very power that the rich and famous have. They are, as we see with the Clinton’s— ABOVE the law.

When are WE THE PEOPLE going to start demanding that our rich and famous go to jail for THEIR crimes?

Remember, Bill Clinton was accused of rape by Juanita Broderick. Who knows how many other woman Bill Clinton raped? Bill Clinton, we know, has more than once abused his power for sex, but he was Hillary’s ticket to the Presidency so she worked hard to keep all his crimes out of the press. Truly, which one of those two is more disgusting?

The scary thing about both Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton’s’ serial sex lives is that neither man will pay for their crimes.

Bill Cosby will have the best defense: The statute of limitations is up. Ha ha ha.

And millions of democrats are about to elect Hillary Clinton BACK into the White House where her sex addicted husband can continue to degrade her, embarrass the country, and basically be a horn dog.

Do we care?

The media keeps us hidden from them all, and splashes their headlines with loving images of their leaders. Bill with Babes

Who knows what kind of sex Obama prefers? Reporters have said he and Emanuel frequently visited  the gay bars of Chicago…and gays rights is at the top of his agenda. Gay rights have been much more important than anything else to Obama it seems. Did you hear him go on and on about it in Kenya?

Michelle is never on the same plane as he is, but boy, they put on a good act.

Who know, maybe he swings both ways?

What we DO know is famous people, can destroy lives forever…and everybody is afraid of them.

Anyway…it’s good news that all these women have finally come out and told their story. Bill’s wife I hear, says they all wanted sex and it was mutual.

Yes…PLEASE! DRUG me Bill!

Obama with errings

Will justice be served?

Are the rich and powerful that much protected? How long has Bill Cosby been raping women?

50 years or more?

Sadly…yes.

July 26, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: ALMOST Did it.

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s the afternoon laugh from my liberal atheist friend, who loves off colored jokes about religious people.

Of course, I get a lot of ‘sexual’ jokes, and I find most of them boring…BUT…if they are clever and make me laugh, I try to picture Ronald Reagan telling them to his buds, and if I CAN…I then tell myself, life is too short not to laugh on a Sunday, right?

Okay! Enjoy! laughing monkey


Almost Did It…

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’  The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed  together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’ The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.  The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’


Catholic Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’ Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.’ Muldoon said, ‘I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?’ Father Patrick exclaimed, ‘Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?


Donation Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ ‘It is!’ ‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’ ‘I can!’ ‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’ ‘I do!’ ‘Is he a member of your congregation?’ ‘He is!’ ‘Did he donate $10,000 to the church?’ ‘He will.’


Marriage Humor Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: Nothing. Wife: ‘Nothing . . . ? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’


Husbands are husbands A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied , ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket. The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.’ The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. ‘Your horse phoned’

July 26, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: What Did YOU Do for Fun?

Nobody Flashes On a Sunday

I thought this Nature Valley commercial sent a message that was so much more to think about— than an energy bar.

Video games ARE addicting. They have done studies on the effects of the brain. While they do improve some brain functions, too much is not a good thing.

Go by any park, and the baseball lots are empty…all the kids are inside playing video games.

I don’t know about you, but our parents told us to “go outside and play” and we were outside playing, building forts, making up games, exploring the woods..until the last rays of the sun. The LAST thing we wanted to do was to go inside…and be with boring mom and dad.

Back then, it was safer. Back then, kids learn independence. Solitude. The wonder of God, the universe, bugs, animals…the wonder of the world.

Still…listen to these kids. Sad.

These are the kids who will BEG for someone to wire their brains directly to the web.

And the developers are working on that right now.

Makes you glad you grew up when you did, doesn’t it?

 

July 26, 2015 Posted by | Life | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: Obama’s Accomplishments

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s a fine list of Obama’s accomplishment for thought…and I’m sure there are many left out…as the

“First President to side with a terrorist nation against the state of Israel and arm all of America’s enemies.”

“First President to release thousands of murderers, rapists, and drug dealers into the population.”

Feel free to add some of your own.

(Thanks to amfortas)


First President to be photographed smoking a joint.
First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.kris 58
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.
First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.
First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”
Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.

It’s hard to comprehend all this guy has gotten away with. Any other president would have been impeached! What in God’s name is wrong with our government that they allow this guy carte blanch? It absolutely boggles the mind!

July 25, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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