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Nobody’s Email: Senator Goes to Heaven…or Hell?

Nobody Gets Email

A new twist on an old joke:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)


While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.facebook joke

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell… Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. “I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted..”

Think carefully and vote wisely next month!

October 25, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Do We Care Which Group Decides the Upcoming Election?

Nobody Cares

The democrats aren’t talking about the “issues” anymore, they get their votes from “groups.” Blacks, women, and Illegals. so the FEAR camping is going strong. Republicans are all racists and all belong to the KKK, they beat women and don’t pay them, and they want to arrest and deport ALL illegals.

It’s a simple message and they are sticking to it.

But check out that video. Who knew that Obama won only by FIVE votes? What a coincidence, five votes in every precinct. So, they paid five more people to cast a vote? Some Obama worker didn’t even CARE if that looked suspicious.

BUT WAIT! It’s not just the blacks. The women….need to come out. First they dug out Barbara Streisand, and now, Gloria Steinem to rally the women:

With less than two weeks to Election Day, the Democrats are bringing out Gloria Steinem to help rally their troops.baby bored

“The outcome of this election will be determined by one factor,” Steinem writes to email recipients of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, “Women.”

Obama and Michelle think it’s the BLACKS that are going to give them that extra five votes…but Gloria says NO! It’s the Women!

Or is it?

This just in:

Could control of the Senate in 2014 be decided by illegal votes cast by non-citizens? Most non-citizens do not register, let alone vote. But enough do that their participation can change the outcome of close races. Because non-citizens tended to favor Democrats (Obama won more than 80 percent of the votes of non-citizens in the 2008 CCES sample), we find that this participation was large enough to plausibly account for Democratic victories in a few close elections.

So, it’s the illegals that will give that 5 vote lead in every state.

Which one is correct?

Nobody Cares, it’s all BS.

 

October 24, 2014 Posted by | democrats, Elections, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Ben Franklin: … How to Diminish a Nation.

Nobody Remembers

Ben Franklin 2

It’s a pity that our founders are being trashed and forgotten in our schools–so just for fun, here’s some Benjamin Franklin quotes you are NOT likely to see taught anywhere: Each one describes what is happening in America today.

From Observations Concerning the Increase of Mankind: 1751

The following things must diminish a nation, VIZ:

(a) The Being Conquered.—- “For the conquerors will engross as many offices, and exact as much tribute or profit on the labor of the conquered , as well maintain them in their new establishments, and this diminishing the subsistence of the natives discourages their marriages, and so gradually diminish them, while the foreigners increase.”

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Obama King 2

(b) Law of Territory:—Thus, the Britons, being driven into Wales and crowded to gather in a barren country insufficient to support such great numbers, diminished until the people bore a proportion to the produce, while the Saxons increased on their abandoned lands: until the Island became full of English. And were the English now driven into Wales by some foreign nation, there would in a few years be no more Englishmen in Britain , than there are now people in Wales.”

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(c) Loss of Trade:” Manufactures exported draw subsistence from foreign counties for numbers, who are thereby enabled to marry and raise families. If the nation be deprived of any branch of trade, and no new employment is found for the people occupied in that branch, it will also be soon deprived of so many people.”

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(d) Loss of food. (I skipped this one it was so obvious.)

(e) Bad Government and Insecure Property.— People not only leave such a country and settling abroad, incorporate with other nations, lose their native language, and become foreigners, but, the industry of those that remain being discouraged, the quantity of subsistence in the country is lessened, and the support of a family becomes more difficult: so heavy taxes tend to diminish a people.Detroit in ruins

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(f) The Introduction of Slaves:—“The Negroes brought into the English sugar islands have greatly diminished the whites there. The poor are by this means deprived of employment, while a few families acquire vast estates, which they spend on foreign luxuries and education their children in the habit of those luxuries. The same income is needed for the support of one that might have maintained 100. “

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“In fine, a nation well regulated is like a polyp—take away a limb, its place is soon supplied cut it in two, and each deficient part shall speedily grow out of the part remaining.”

“And since detachments of English from Britain, sent to America , will have their places at home so soon supplied and increase so largely here, why should the Palatine boors be suffered to swarm into our settlements and by herding together, establish their language and manners to the exclusion of ours? Why should Pennsylvania, founded by the English, become a colony of aliens, who will shortly be so numerous as to Germanize us instead of our anglifying, and will never adopt our language or customs any more than they can acquire our complexion? “


“Which leads me to add one remark, that the number of purely white people in the world is proportionally very small. Why increase the sons of Africa by planting them on America, where we have so fair an opportunity, by excluding all blacks and tawnies, of increasing the lovely white and red? But perhaps I am partial to the complexion of my country, for such kind of partial is natural to mankind.” —Ben Franklin Tower of Babel

And of course, many would say Ben was a racist by this remark.

But then again…so is Obama. He prefers a black Muslim nation.

If you throw a stone at Ben, you might as well throw one at Barack. Tell me, if what destroys a nation was so obvious to Ben Franklin, why is it not obvious to the men and women in Washington?

I think you know.

October 24, 2014 Posted by | American History | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Sergeant-at-Arms Kevin Vickers

Nobody’s Fool

Sergeant-at-Arms Kevin Vickers is not only a hero in Canada today, he is a hero to those of us in America who believe the best way to take care of a bad guy with a gun, is with a gun. When he heard the shots in the Parliament buildings, he went and got his gun, and emptied his clip into the coward.

The good Sergeant not only did not hesitate to kill the Muslim Jihadist dead, he did so methodically, and with a calmness of moral clarity.

And he take his recognition with dignity and grace.

But—- what is MORE important to notice about this video, is that IF this had happened in our Congress…Nobody Wonders: would our Congress give have given such applause and recognition to our Sergeant-at-Arms?

Or would they all go on TV and talk about gun control and Sandy Hook? .

Last month, over 50 men at the White House security couldn’t even find it among themselves to even TACKLE an intruder, let alone shoot him. They obviously don’t have a Kevin Vickers working there.

So, Congratulations Mr. Kevin Vickers! You have done Nobodies everywhere very, very proud.

October 23, 2014 Posted by | Gun Control | , | Leave a comment

It’s the Culture Stupid….

Nobody Wins

Many of you may think I’m older than Mt. Rushmore when I say that, after watching this video, I had to go get out my Shirley Temple movies.

I wanted to dose myself in bubble bath, and burn every single Halloween Princess costume ever made. I will never look at Snow White quite the same way ever again.

Uh…did you get that subliminal message too? Did you NOT want to do these young girls a real favor, and give them all shock treatments so that they can FORGET what they just did?

You have to laugh, at the very first comment: The last thing any of the feminists are— are strong. They can’t even buy their own birth control pills. They need Daddy Obama to give them a phone, food stamps, and permission to ask for a raise.

I hate to tell the liberal feminists their own history, but guess what? Your feminist movement REALLY backfired girls. While good men were going to the moon, you were fighting for the right to get nude, and have stoned sex in the mud at Woodstock.Ass

Congratulations! You won! We now no longer have a space program, but we have little girls that will grow up to run political campaigns, and one IS just about to neuter the country forever.

We can now ride bikes with thongs on.

We see more sex and gore coming out of Hollywood and now our teachers can talk about sex to our children—it’s beyond a sexual revolution…it’s the party at the bottom of Mt. Sinai on steroids. But… Guess what? You played RIGHT into the boy’s hands, you stupid morons.

You wanted to be equal? Well, every woman NOW has the right to be ‘whores’ just like the men. And now your daughters can continue in that lovely right.Miley and Clinton

You’ve come a long way baby.

What’s that I hear you saying? Men shouldn’t treat you like sluts? It’s not fair that they look at your boobs and ass?

But you want to look like Miley Cyrus, sooooo…tell me how that fits into reality again?

We just heard that the women are feeling scared in America. Obama isn’t ‘protecting ‘ THEM!

I’m sorry. You didn’t have a father to protect you? And WHY is that? (Be thankful you were born.)

Do you consider Hillary a feminist? Do you think Hillary will protect you? Uh…just like she protected her best gay friend in Benghazi? Like she protected all the women that Bill abused?Hillary sexist

So, the sign of a true feminist is one who enables her serial rapist husband to continue his sexual appetite though-out their marriage. That’s what Hillary did. A real feminist would have left him—WAY back in Arkansas.

But it doesn’t matter, Hillary I’ve heard can really cuss.

The most important point we should get out of this video is that it shows us just how culturally low the whole democratic party really is: They truly are: Classless.

Mark Stein said it perfectly last week…You can’t have a conservative government with a liberal culture.

In other words, even if the government is flooded with conservatives, you will still see Bayonne flapping her ‘ass’ on TV, and more classless politicians and vulgarity— America is falling deeper into the cesspool of rapper, black violence, drugs, and sex in an American revisited Sodom and Marxist Gomorrah…every one chasing after that golden Apple I-Phone 22.

And the biggest hypocrisy in this whole thing? The video was made to sell T-shirts that say..

Are you ready for this big feminist statement?

“Girls just want to have fun!”

In other words, be a powerful women, got out there and fuck all the men, as democrats do.

Yeah, we got it.Pigs

October 23, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, feminist, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Homeland Security: Watching YOUR Underwear

Nobody Wonders

New polls show that women, are feeling very unprotected by Daddy Obama State. Obama, doesn’t seem to care about the threats from ISIS, or Ebola, or the electrical grid going down from a Sun flare, but we had proof today, that..he DOES care.Underwear

Homeland security is protecting us from…unlicensed underwear.

A lingerie shop owner in Kansas City says her store was raided by Homeland Security agents Monday morning over a few dozen pair of panties she made in honor of her hometown baseball team.

Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties shop in Crossroads, said she designed the Lucky Royals boyshorts that were set to go on sale Tuesday. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”

While she was NOT jailed for the offence, I for one, feel so much safer knowing that Obama is making sure that the Kansas City Royals get their full share of profits from only licensed multinational companies, and those 7 pairs of home designed underwear do not get ANYWHERE near the underwear bomber.Homeland Secuity pants

Nobody Wonders who is running Homeland Security? MLB?

October 22, 2014 Posted by | Homeland Security, humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows If We Are Safe Beyond the Next Five Minutes

Nobody Knows—Pope Francis

–What the heck is happening in the Catholic Church? It’s one thing to have a gay-looking President claim that gays should marry, but for the Pope to even suggests it,  means that we truly are in the end of days…..but wait, did he?

“God is not afraid of new things. That is why he is continuously surprising us, opening our hearts and guiding us in unexpected ways,” the Pope said.

Bill Clinton couldn’t have come up with a more nebulous “EVERYTHING is open for change” line to cover his own…sanctified petticoat.

First Bill did not have sex with Monica, and now the Pope did not suggest gays should be allowed to marry.

So…my Dear Pope: Is God afraid of ISIS? Allah? Men marrying sheep? Abortion? Will God surprise us one day and tell us that we shouldn’t believe a word that silly Pope says—- he is just a puppet in an illuminati world?

Hey, you told us Francis that we should open our hearts…what EXACTLY do you mean by that?The Pope

Nobody Knows. (But I’m not trusting you with my heart any time soon.)

Supposedly, three left-leaning Bishops “leaked” a document to the press, hoping to push the Catholic Church into excepting “gays” and “gay” marriage:

One man observed:

They talked about homosexuals bringing their gifts. I happen to be straight. I’m not exactly sure what gifts I have. Will it be true that gays have gifts and straights don’t have gifts? “This is psychobabble, and it blew up in their face because the bishops got angry, not so much about the content, but the way it was done, the process. No one was consulted.”

So, get that? The Bishops were just MAD—- not about changing the millenniums- old teachings of the church, but because nobody asked their permission.

These guys have been floating around in long dresses for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.

Will people leave the Catholic Church if the Pope mandates that they join the governments in this “gays are just like us, and should be allowed to be happy and that means getting married” doctrine? Will they, rewrite the Bible for God?

Nobody Knows….but get ready for it.


And speaking of homosexual doctrine.Mayor of Houston 2

The liberals all like to spout their love for democracy, so..by their own account, should .05 percent of the people rule (Bully) the rest of the world?

The Mayor of Houston, Annise D. Parker, wants the sermons of all priests within her city sent to her office—, because IF they talk against homosexuals, (No free speech here) they will be fined. They are putting up a fight…which is more than I can say for the Pope.

The city of Houston has issued subpoenas demanding a group of pastors turn over any sermons dealing with homosexuality, gender identity or Annise Parker, the city’s first openly lesbian mayor. And those ministers who fail to comply could be held in contempt of court.

Nobody Knows why the Pope has gone looney and why our own elite rulers are bullying everybody who thinks being gay is not normal, but we are pretty sure the Texas preachers are going to put up a big fight to Ms LGBT (Lady Gone Bully Tyrant) Mayor Parker.

Nobody Knows or can even comprehend, how a whacko gay liberal woman became the Mayor of Houston, Texas.

It’s almost as if somebody slipped LSD into the Texas cattle feed.

And speaking of whackos— How about that Bill Gates?

 The Gates Foundation is supporting an MIT project to create an implantable female compu-contraceptive controlled by an external remote control.

The tiny chip generates small amounts of contraceptive hormone from within the woman’s body for up to 16 years.

Implantation is no more invasive than a tattoo.

And, “The ability to turn the device on and off provides a certain convenience factor for those who are planning their family.”, said Dr Robert Farra of MIT.

Gives losing the remote a whole new meaning.

Oh, this is the ultimate control. Google, Yahoo, all the tech companies have been basically forced to give the government backdoor entrance to everybody’s computers and information. Can you imagine if the government got control of your fallopian tubes?

Can you imagine if they could control whether YOU reproduce just by getting the frequency code to your controller?

Yes—- they could control who reproduces and who doesn’t. Who else would think of such a wonderful thing, but that genius Bill Gates.

Is this just too cool? Nobody Knows, but I’m beginning to think Bill Gates has been swallowed by the Matrix and the man we are seeing…is an android. Have you SEEN him  lately?Bill Gates devil

And we were just worried about them chipping us all, and making us into happy camper passengers in our government mandated self-driving cars.

You know what this means to Al Gore? Getting the planet down to $500,000 just became possible.

Nobody Knows…if Hitler’s plan was to kill all the Jews, it’s Bill Gates plan to—-just not let anybody be born.

He has already made his billions.

We need a GOD moment here: (Let us pray)dog praying

Once again, the unknowable changes overwhelm even the most observant of minds, and Nobody Knows how to get rid of these megalomaniacs…or ridiculous x Presidential interns—-but I’m sure there are millions hard at the task this very moment.

And for that…at least we can be assured, with all those great minds working on our problems, we will all be safe, at least for the next 5 minutes.

 

 

October 22, 2014 Posted by | Catholic Church, gays, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody Reports White Genocide

Nobody Reports

Okay. So you may already have suspected this: Western Civilization is killing itself..it seems on purpose. At least the leaders of the 1% seem to have a plan. And by Western Civilization, I mean the Brits and the Americans…and Europe. (Japan can be included)

Pat Buchanan has been writing about this for years: The white people are just not having enough kids, MOSTLY due to the fact that their leaders have found it in themselves to make the mostly white successful middle classes of America-England, Australia, Canada— PAY for the blacks, the Muslims, the Hispanics…to reproduce themselves as fast as possible.

Today, I heard on the radio how the U.N. was outraged that the majority blacks in Detroit, (The whites are now minority) had their water turned off if they didn’t pay their water bills.

The white people MOVED, therefore, they can’t stick them with the bill.

I laughed at this title when I first saw it: White genocide.

I’m not laughing anymore.

(H/T Moonbattery)

 

 

 

 

October 21, 2014 Posted by | History | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Arizona Voter

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two voters who just can’t seem to find the time to go to the voting booth on election day: ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama VS Lowly Arizona Voter.

FIRST VOTER: Let’s start with Obama. Sure…he’s busy. There’s those ISIS…uh ISIL…. guys just about to take over Baghdad, democrats are like traitorous Judas’, denying they even KNEW the name Obama in an election year..yes they are denying…the Messiah.

It’s a hard time— war, pestilent, death, Ebola, and being without Valerie Jarret has not been easy. Nobody is there to eat pie with you.Obama and pie

Putin is threatening to nuke you. Nobody Knows where Kim Jong-Un is, and China won’t talk to you.

Iran won’t call you back. The border is open, but you really didn’t expect THAT many kids to flood across. You told those people only a few thousand at a time. Every democrat you ever got money from wants payback. Even the women are saying that they “don’t feel safe.” Your new Ebola Czar didn’t even show up at the first Ebola meeting.

On top of that, your credit card was refused at the restaurant last night.

Since Michelle got rid of the pastry chef, you now have to sneak out of the White House to get your “munchies” fix.

Finding time to play golf is getting harder and harder. We know; life is rough. You just can’t find the time to vote, so while you were in Chicago, you voted EARLY.

Voting on election day, would just be too hard. You’ve already made a tee-time in Palm Springs for that day, and heck, making an extra stop in Chicago just to VOTE would be a big waste of the taxpayer’s money!

SECOND VOTER:

He doesn’t even care that stuffing the ballot box with hundreds of ‘early’ voting ballots is illegal. Sure, it’s nothing new, but he almost gave the poor guy at the voting booth a heart attack.

A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party.

Guy: “What’s your problem?”

LaFaro: “I don’t have a problem.”

Guy: “Stop watching me. You’re annoying me.”

LaFaro: “One of your ballots isn’t sealed.”

Guy: “It’s none of your business. What’s your name?”

LaFaro: “I’m the chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party. What’s yours?”

Guy: “Go f*** yourself. I don’t have to tell you who I am.”

Definitely one of Obama’s boys.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?

Obama. He could very well have mailed in his vote for Chicago…..He’s the *$&%ing President. If he can bomb Libya without permission, he could certainly have sent his vote in by special plane.

But, he needs blacks and the young to go EARLY to vote in November, because that way, he can use fraud to keep the democrats in office. At this point, fraud IS their only hope.

The second video is proof of how the democrats use fraud. They did it to get Obama elected—– at least in the last election

Early voting—–Michelle and Obama are pushing it big time. It’s the only way they can get hundreds of voting boxes stuffed with Donald Ducks.

By the way, I could only stomach the first video once. When it comes to the false Messiah, I’d say being a Judas is…highly forgiven.Stalin

 

October 20, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Hitler ….Again

Nobody Reports

That Hitler is at it again! He hears about Ebola in Texas.  This is being passed around the conservative sites, and I just couldn’t resist replaying it.

The ending is worth the watch…Enjoy!

October 20, 2014 Posted by | Ebola | | Leave a comment

It’s Nobody’s Opinion That Nobody Can Read Too Much

Nobody’s Opinion

A bit more than opinion today…just because:

True confession: I am an addict. A book addict. Some women love to cook, some women love to shop, some women just like to…I have no idea what they do with their spare time. Another true confession: I don’t have too many girl friends. Never have had any. Most of the women I know, love to cook and shop. I can only do that for so long…because I’d rather be reading a book.Book reader

Growing up, I felt like the odd man out. Nobody in my family liked to read. My mother didn’t read to me when I was a child, and I had trouble in the first grade due to what I know now to be a mild form of dyslexia….but back in those days, when the NEA was not in control, the teachers would take the time to help one child, and my first grade teacher did just that. It only took about one week, of one hour after school—she worked with me. Once I understood it, why I couldn’t read…and figured out how to correct it… I couldn’t stop.

I never saw my mother read a book, although she must have in high school because she finished high school early (at the very top of her class) so she could go to New York and be a ballet dancer. She just skipped a grade…the 12th. (Back when school was a LOT harder.) She got her high school diploma and the summer before she was to go to New York, she busted her kneecap on a kitchen cabinet door.

There went that dream.

I saw my father read…only golf books. That’s all he read. He was…addicted to golf.

I don’t think my brother ever read a book in his life. He got through high school on charm and good looks. There wasn’t a woman in the world he could not charm, and teachers were no exception.

It was my grandfather, who unknowingly fueled my burning desire to read. The National Geographic subscription was really meant to get my brother to start reading. My brother, very late in life, learned he too suffered from dyslexia , but didn’t find out until he was in his late 50’s.National GEographic

Grandpa was nice enough to keep the subscription up. I still have those issues— from 1952-2000. My brother would have pitched them. (You can see them in the picture below.)

Now, I’m not insinuating they were all uneducated and stupid…far from it. As anybody can tell you, you don’t have to be book educated to succeed in life. And with the college professors of today, running the world, you can see where that’s gotten us.

So there I was, considered hopeless by my family—never in the real world, always in books. They really had no hopes for me at all—their biggest dream for me was that I would marry a golf pro. After endless attempts of dragging me to the local country club for dinner, they finally gave up, because I would always take a book along to dinner.

Mostly because I felt so …stupid…I was always searching for knowledge. I have always been.so hopelessly addicted to knowledge, that every single man I really fell for, was an ‘intellectual.’ (Before my husband.)

It was never about looks. I was always hoping to LEARN something from them.

Of course it never worked out that way. The intelligent men were more interested in sex. Shocking, I know. (LOL!) I think Marilyn Monroe married a man that was an ‘intellectual’ (Arthur Miller), and she was probably hoping to get “knowledge” from him, but I don’t think Arthur Miller was ever into Marilyn or having intelligent conversations with her.Marilyn and Arther

( I never HAVE liked that guy.)

So, I stopped looking to men for knowledge, and I went back to the books. Sex, while fun, doesn’t make you any smarter. (If you notice— the Marilyn Monroe part was just another bit I’ve read, and the correlation to my subject of life experiences with intelligent men, just seem to fit. ….I do this a lot.)

Then one day, I was reading some quotes from John Adams, from his dairy, and he was scolding himself for being addicted to books. Something I do all the time.

I can’t TELL you what a relief that was.

OMG. So THAT’s why I’m so fucked up, I thought to myself. To forgive myself, I told myself I could BLAME my addiction on my DNA. Somehow that pesky gene missed my mother. She was into math. She loved math. The reason she ran a business was because she just loved dealing with figures and spread sheets— all of it. She was never happier than when she was in her office pounding on her large adding machine. (There were no computers back then.)

J.A. Library

J.A. Library

Addictions to anything are not always a good thing…so why am I addicted to books?

It’s the mysteries that gives me the thrill. And they, are—– endless.

Today, I thought I’d share a few things from some of the books I’m reading, and hopefully, if one of you, my dear readers, know the answer to any of these questions, or have thoughts on these subjects, you will comment and I can READ some more.

And that would just make my day…as I’m always looking for the answers to the mysteries…so, here we go:

Obama—Newsweek, Feb., 2008

Here’s some proof that you need more than DNA to think straight:Susan Eisenhower

Guess what Republican supported Barack Obama for President? Susan Eisenhower…Ike’s granddaughter, who ran a international consulting firm, said in 2008.

In Eisenhower’s view, Obama is the only candidate who can build a national consensus on the issues more important to her—energy, global warming, an aging population, and America’s standing in the world.

“He doesn’t attack Republicans, he doesn’t attack whites and he never sees to draw these dividing lines that Bill Clinton does.”

(We’ll blame Mamie’s side of the family for Susan’s lack of…smarts, shall we? .)


Steroids, Roger Clemens—Newsweek, Feb 2008

At the time, Roger Clemens was being investigated for Steroid Use:

McNamme has told federal investigators And formal senator George Mitchells Major League Baseball inquiry that he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone. Clemens insists that he has never taken steroid and the McNamme gave him painkiller and vitamin shots.Roger Clemens

Clemens was found not guilty, but if you ask me, he could have easily taken steroids. When politicians lie to protect their reputation and big salaries, why should we be surprised when athletes do?

Here’s the problem. Our government now sticks its nose into sports teams and their players. They have committees, Congressional hearings…where they get paid royally to sit around and pontificate about the criminals in sports.

They condemned the sports player almost as a criminals…on dubious crimes: Steroids, whether they are being treated right as “gays”, whether they are beating their wives, whether they should be named after Indian tribes.

It is none of their damn business.

Congress should stay out of the moral issues of sports. That’s NOT their job. Why don’t they go after the criminals among themselves? Clean their own house first. There is nothing in the Constitution that says, putting sports teams on trial are part of the government’s job.

Why do they do it? To keep the focus OFF themselves, and get paid for it. It’s really clever, and criminal in itself.

The steroids issue could be solved easily. Start over Baseball record history at the point of steroid use: It would take a SIMPLE plague in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

As for criminals in sports? That’s up to the local cops to take care of.


EMP’s—UFO’s myths, conspiracies, and realities.

Many UFO officialdom’s claim that UFO’s use EMP’s to shut down electronics.UFO EMP

EMP as a weapon will fry electronics and do permanent damage, However the UFO reports claim that electronic are shut down and later restored. That is not consistent with EMP.

They also claim that the aliens want us for food.Harry reid

How could ETs advanced so far without creation of a renewable food supply?

I agree with both of those comments. Although, I for one, would volunteer Harry Reid for desert. They might need a whole lot of ketchup, but I’m sure he would make a good meal.

(ET’s? Are you listening?)

Tesla talked to ET—UFO Hunters

My son just told me (from something he saw on the History Channel) that most of the technology we have today, came from ‘reverse’ engineering gotten from crashed UFO’s.Telsa

So…Did Telsa really say he talked to ET’s? Anybody? (engineers out there?)

It has been suggested by some Tesla researchers that Tesla reverse engineered some of the ET technology for particle beam weaponry, and wireless energy and antigravity from those extraterrestrials, with whom, he claimed he had been in contact with.

So did Telsa talk to aliens? What do YOU think?

Frankly, I wish they reverse engineer the toasters of the 1960’s. These new toasters are crap.


UFO Weapon Bean—Need To Know

Francis P. Wll, Private First Class, was serving in the 25the division, 27th Regiment, 2nd Battalion, “Easy” Company, in the “Iron Triangle” near Chorwon, South Korea, when he witnessed an unusual orange glowing object, it came close and turned a blue-green brilliant light:

The company attacked the UFO with bullets…Lots of bullets. This obviously angered the UFO, and then they were all hit…by some kind of invisible wave.

You could feel a burning, tingling sensation all over your body, as thought something were penetrating you. So the company commander hauled us into our bunkers. It was as though that was the end of it. But three days later the entire company of men had to be evacuated by ambulance. They were too weak to walk. And they had dysentery, and an extremely high white blood cell county.

Following the incident, Wall suffered from severe headaches, dysentery and nausea, and loss of appetite.

Nobody reported it, because they didn’t want to appear crazy. Wall went from 180 pounds to 138 pounds and to this day has short memory loss and a hard time keeping up his weight.

(A problem many movie actresses would die for.)

Any thoughts on this one?

Thyroid—First Family.

And back to Adams—-Yes, I’m in this middle of this book, and found this:

Some of my books...

Some of my books…

“It is possible that John suffered from a thyroid imbalance, which provides a physical explanation of his severs mood swings. “

I take thyroid pills, my mother had thyroid problems, and every generation of women on my mother’s side back six generations had thyroid troubles. A few even had huge goiters. My son has thyroid problems.

So, not only did I inherited it seems a book addiction, I inherited the crummy thyroid, and thank goodness I finally got help.

“Mood Swings” is a very nice way to describe it. I would explain it more as “Demons from hell.”


And there you go….I have been writing now since 2000 and I can count the number of commenter’s to my blogs on one hand.

I’m not sure if it’s because I write too much, or nobody has anything to say…or I’m just too thyroid frigging crazy.

At this point, I just tell myself to treat comments like sex: it’s great when it happens., but if it doesn’t, I can always go read a book.

And by the way, if you made it THIS far—thanks for reading!

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October 19, 2014 Posted by | Opinion, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

Can I Rent a Tornado?

Nobody Flashes

Here’s two wedding pictures that are unique in their own way—one photographer captured a tornado, the other, a herd of deer.

The last one is mine. Taken by a Mexican waiter one hour after the wedding. While my wedding pictures were not professional, they cost nothing.

Those were taken 22 years ago–My dress…was old, our rings were all together $100 dollars at Grandpa Pigeons, the preacher and the little church, $100, dinner for four at Casa Gallardo —(my two best friends and us)–$100. Flowers…$10.

All together our day cost $310, below the price of both those wedding dresses!

HA! (Okay, so I had BIG hair.) But, I AM frugal!

Still—- to have wedding pictures with tornadoes and deer in the background? I would have paid.

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October 19, 2014 Posted by | love, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

Hawk VS Drone

Nobody Flashes

—-Just about the most popular video of this week….a hawk destroys a man’s small drone.

Something tells me a lot of people are going to be training hawks soon…just like the Saudi Kings.

And another thing….has Amazon really THOUGHT about how the drone delivery that they want to start is going to go over with the big birds?

Can you imagine your new toaster lying damaged on your front lawn?

Not to mention…books. Birds LOVE to chew books. I ought to know.

I once knew a parrot that eat half a picnic table.

Anyway, It’s Sunday. Obama is playing golf, and for a brief moment in time, we can all enjoy the silence…and the birds singing….and soaring…and attacking your neighbor’s new toy.

 

October 18, 2014 Posted by | Nature, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Conumdrums

Nobody Gets Email–

And SPEAKING of the meaning of words—–here’s an email which takes a simple word to the full extent of its meaning…

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)


Conundrums
The definition of the word conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing.bear in hammock

Here are six conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

  1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
  2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

  3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.

  4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.

  5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

  6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it!
That, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st century.

Makes you wonder who is doing the math.

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the
direction of our current government and cultural environment:

We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

Funny how that works.

And here’s another one worth considering…

Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t. Think about it…..and last but not least,

Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens?

Am I the only one missing something?

October 18, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

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