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Obama Drew His SECOND Red Line–or..maybe third….

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Boy. Am I disappointed. Everyone is so impressed about Obama coming out last night. Sounding Presidential. Sounding tough. We are going to war—To kill…all those… Islamist Jihadists (Wait….they are not Islamists…no Islam is a peaceful religion…sorry.) Nobody seems to think it’s all the usual Obama big mouth bluster.

Come on. You really don’t buy that speech do you? Remember that “You will NOT cross the red line, and you’ll keep your doctor too!” moments?

“We will hunt down terrorists who threaten our country, wherever they are,” Mr. Obama said. “That means I will not hesitate to take action against ISIL in Syria, as well as Iraq. This is a core principle of my presidency: If you threaten America, you will find no safe haven.”

Core principle? Since when? How many men that attacked Benghazi have been brought to justice?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…..

Never mind that Obama said pretty much the same thing about getting all the people who killed our men in Benghazi. Yes, “Make no mistake” he would get them. (at the 1.00 mark)

So, excuse me…to most Americans this was just a more FORCEFUL speech, a political speech, to please the Americans people who are scared, elections are coming.

And why should we believe anything he says?

While most people are saying that Obama just doesn’t like war, what we all forget is just how much devastation Obama has done to the military, and uh…money is tight you know.defense

Face it: Here’s what the government doesn’t WANT to tell you. All democratic Presidents downsize the military and put money into their social programs. Bill Clinton destroyed so much of the military that it took George W. Bush a while to get it back up. About 9 months if I remember correctly.

They WANT you to think our military is always right there…READY. But, I’m not buying it anymore. And you’d better believe that the other countries know we are at our weakest.

Why else to you think Putin is having so much fun?

We’re just not ready to launch much of anything. Why else does Obama keep saying over and over “Uh..Everybody else has to help out..uh.”

Obama has already delivered half our military hardware to the local police, the rest he left over there for his ISIL.

And guess what? We don’t manufacture anymore, remember? How much do you think those bombs costs in China?

There has been a dramatic reduction in the Department of Defense. With the advent of GWOT (Global War on Terrorism) it is pretty clear that the force structure is totally inadequate to handle another campaign.

For the surge of 2010 in Afghanistan, more than 60 percent of the force structure was contract labor. And never before have contractors held such key positions.

Have we all forgotten that we are basically bankrupt? What’s the debt level now?

Two years ago it was $17 trillion. Have you heard ANY politician mention it in the last two years?

Nope.

After the cold war, the budgets were cut, and too many contractors were competing for an ever shrinking budget . The companies began to merge to keep afloat.

Here’s a rundown a CIA operative, Dr. John B. Alexander

The mergers included huge companies, as well as acquisition and divestment of subsidiaries. As examples, in 1994 and 1995 Lockheed Corporation merged with Martin Marietta. Northrop merged with Grumman. Boeing merged with McDonnell Douglas. Raytheon merged with E-Systems and acquired Hughes, which had already been bought by General Motors.

This all happened under Clinton.

So, when we were attacked on 9/11, that sunny day in 2001, our military was practically non-existent.Air Force

Most Americans would have been happy for President George W. Bush to just go get bin Laden, but he decided to re-engineer the whole middle East.

Maybe he saw the bigger picture. Maybe he didn’t. Maybe it was all about the money.

But here we are, more vulnerable than ever before.

Our government spend billions and BILLIONS of our dollars on Homeland Security, and the NSA, and yet any fool jihadists with a nuke can walk into the country.

How in the HELL are we suppose to believe that they are protecting us?

How can we possibly believe anything any President tells us anymore?

In what world?

Until our borders are secure we are sitting ducks.

Tonight, when Obama was spitting out all that patriotic BS that you KNOW he hates at the end of his speech, I couldn’t help but think that on this 9/11, in Obama’s home town of Chicago, five firemen are sitting at home after being suspended for having the American Flag on their lockers.

They were ordered to take the flags down. They refused.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Firefighters-Sent-Home-for-Refusing-to-Remove-US-Flag-Decal-274563261.html

There is a Marine sitting in a jail in Mexico, and Obama won’t lift a finger for him.

All over this country veterans are dying, waiting to be seen by doctors…Obama only cares about the ones who make him look good.

And as if to add insult to every American on 9/11…Obama starts off by TELLING us that ISIS is not Islamic.

Well, they CALL themselves Islamic. They kill in the name of Allah. Just because Obama wants to make up his own definition of them, shows how insulting he can be.

Killing Infidels is in the Koran.eye of the army

And when you have the leader of your country, saying such idiotic things to the world, you have to know it’s not just us that is in trouble, it’s everybody else too.

Obama IS the most clueless and dangerous man to EVER hold that office.

So, Obama will ask for millions to bomb from Congress, and he will get it. Nobody will declare war (They never do anymore do they?) and the money will go down deep black holes, and end up somehow in the wrong hands, and then those wrong hands will kill millions with their…Allah intentions.

So, on this 9/11 day, I would personally like to send a message to Michelle Obama

“Michelle. For the FIRST time in my life, I am ashamed of my President.”

Okay. Maybe the second. (Bill Clinton was disgusting.)

We can only pray the good men and women who still make up much of this country, are watching out for us now…because we have a bigger problem.

And right about now, he’s on the 16th hole.

September 11, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, ISIS, War | , , | 1 Comment

Was This Acually British Humor At It’s Finest?

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Dick Morris isn’t on TV anymore, but I still like his opinions. Sure, he picked Mitt Romney would win the last election, but Nobody’s Perfect!

Here he explains things we don’t think much about when it comes to President’s signing ‘treaties.” Obama is going to sign this international BS, and Congress should immediately refute it.

And speaking of Obama…uh…do you get the feeling the OTHER leaders of the world, told him to take the first left..and meet them at the party?

But, the limo let him out…here? (Remember that old college trick?)

Obama among the stonesObama among the stones two

 

September 6, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Climate Change, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Knows What Golf Course Obama Will Be On When Isis Hits

Nobody ReportsGlenn Beck

It’s another week and the infelicitous world is exploding in chaos: Putin bragging about his nukes, ISIS bragging about their beheadings, Christians being slaughtered—Hillary is still in the poorhouse, and Joe Biden is still in the middle class. Nobody Knows whatever happened to Ferguson, Mo…which seems to be the least of our worries now…compared to what’s coming.

Yes, the question on MY nobody mind is: What IS coming? And right away, Glenn Beck had the answer: Hillary.

It seems Glenn Beck knows some people who work for Hillary Clinton, and her strategy is going to be that she will take us all back to the good times of Bill Clinton.Hillary for President

 “And this is what made me say, ‘Oh, my gosh, she’s going to win,’” Beck said. “Pat and I both have said in the past, ‘I would so gladly take Bill Clinton right now. Don’t those years seem simple and good [compared to today]?’”

Well Glenn—I don’t know what you and Stu were DOING during Bill Clinton’s years in office, but if you were not paying attention to all the damage those two did–maybe you should start asking around because obviously you were both somewhere else.  Maybe you should start reminding the people just how corrupt these two are, and how the ONLY reason that the economy was good during Bill Canton’s 8 years, was due to the success of Ronald Reagan and the TECH revolution. The rest of the country was being downsized.

Nobody Knows how nobody wants to hear such stuff from Glenn Beck—it does nothing but downsize any optimism to fight her we might have.

Thanks Glenn—maybe you should just give up.

And speaking of downsized…


Nobody Knows why the Federal Reserve is mad at the American People. After all, we bailed you guys out, didn’t we? Yes, all you nobodies out there—the Fed wants you to

QUIT HOARDING YOUR MONEY!Fed bank

NetNex—-“So why did the monetary base increase not cause a proportionate increase in either the general price level or (gross domestic product)?” economist Yi Wen and associate Maria A. Arias asked in the St. Louis Fed paper. “The answer lies in the private sector’s dramatic increase in their willingness to hoard money instead of spend it. Such an unprecedented increase in money demand has slowed down the velocity of money.”

This takes brass…okay, this takes a lot of nerve. The Federal reserve PRINTS money for the government, thereby devaluing our dollar with every passing day, in order to keep the big boys stocks up…and where if we don’t hoard our money, we will find we don’t have any money for gas and food. Not to mention, now we really DO have to pay for our medical care. Before Obamacare, we had low deductibles.

What…are they nuts?

I also have to hoard. I have dogs to feed.

What in the world did they think was going to happen when we “saved’ the banks? They robbed us, and now they’re mad that we aren’t spending money we don’t have?

Can I have a vowel for that phrase I’m NOT going to say?

And speaking of things that aren’t being said…


Nobody Knows how Hillary can run on her actions as Secretary of State: Has anybody noticed that Obama and Hillary’s great work in Libya is REALLY paying off?

And it’s not just the swimming pool they love…

Washington Free Becon; Islamist militias in Libya took control of nearly a dozen commercial jetliners last month, and western intelligence agencies recently issued a warning that the jets could be used in terrorist attacks across North Africa.Nine eleven

“Anyone who has ever flown over Saudi Arabia at night can see refineries like Yanbu lit up like Christmas trees against the blackness of the desert,” Rubin said. “One Saudi security officer once told me that they would only have about 90 seconds to shoot down a hijacked plane from the time it left international airspace to impact in one of the region’s most important refineries.”

So Nobody Knows if one of those airplanes is going to be used as a weapon on 9/11, and we will soon have to hoard even MORE money to pay for our gas…from an attack with a stolen plane—-and that’s why the Saudi Kings are screaming about us.

And speaking of 9/11


Nobody Knows how many ISIS are here in the United States planning to bomb us, inside our own borders… Isis marching

Islamic State (ISIS) cells are already in the United States, and some of them have entered by crossing the Mexican border says former CIA agent Bob Baer. “People who do this for a living are very alarmed,” Baer said. The Obama administration is unable to locate 6,000 foreign nationals who have entered the United States on student visas, raising concerns about the government’s ability to track potential terror suspects who may already be in the country. “My greatest concern is that they could be doing anything,” Peter Edge, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official who oversees investigations into visa violators, told ABC News. “Some of them could be here to do us harm

Yes, Nobody Knows what to expect next week…but be assured that the media will be more concerned with…sex.


Nobody Knows why movie stars are so stupid. If you upload your naked butt onto the web—can you really complain if someone sees it? Yes, some movie stars are upset at Apple for not protecting their naked body photos.

And WHY are millions of people giving Ricky Gervais so much trouble about the obvious stupidity of these people?Ricky

“Celebrities make it harder for hackers to get nude pic of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of you on your computer”  

On the other hand, Nobody Knows if this wasn’t just planned to restart some languishing careers. It wouldn’t be the first time, would it?

Hugh Hefner, is old hat. Pretty soon, we will be seeing naked 3D on our cell phones and everybody will think Playboy is as outdated as Tarzan and Jane in the jungle.

Next week, we will surely continue on the endless journey of American ignorance, proof of which, resides in on the golf course.

(He’s not in the White House…don’t bother looking.)

September 3, 2014 Posted by | Banks, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows The Troubles We’ve Seeeeeeeeeeeennnn

Nobody Knows…

—–the troubles I’ve seen ….(I miss the ETRADE BABY already) Okay…quote:

Where Ignorance is bliss, ‘Tis folly to be wise. —-Thomas GrayEbola one

Nobody Knows..why every single cable channel in America last week, had to make us watch, hour after hour, the news, that two doctors who had caught Ebola in Africa, were being shipped back home. It got almost as much coverage as the JFK funeral. I almost expected O.J. to jump out of the ambulance at some point.

And everyone was in a panic. First, they scare you half to death with the instant deaths that could spread as fast as it does in Africa if these doctors infect someone, and THEN they get doctors, who look straight at the camera and say “Don’t worry. You’d have to take a bath in the vomit to catch it.”

One minute, you imagine hospitals overflowing with dead bodies, and a minute later..it never gets here, and everyone don’t worry, be happy. Ebola just sounds bad. Really, no problemo.

Except


Nobody Knowswhy they are NOT reporting the fact that there really is no worry from the two doctors who were so well protected, they couldn’t even infect themselves again with the care they got. But there IS real worry from all the illegal’s from those very countries that are being dispersed though-out America now.

From Newsmaxillegals

Illegal immigrants from more than 75 countries are attempting to enter the United States, including some from countries with outbreaks of the Ebola virus and others from terrorist hotbeds Meanwhile, Texas Gov. Rick Perry insisted in an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday that his state is seeing “historic record highs” of people being apprehended from countries “that have substantial terrorist ties,” including Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Syria. Add to the disease carrying illegal’s flooding the border, and add to them Muslims with virgins in their eyes: “And when you think about the idea that some of them are from countries that have substantial terrorist ties, whether it’s Pakistan or Afghanistan or Syria, we are at historic record highs with individuals being apprehended from those countries.”

And speaking of other countries.


Nobody Knows why Obama went on as planned with his African “I’m going to save Africa, and give them my expert business advice” conference.

How many people flew over from Africa to attend THAT? And were any of them sick?US-AFRICA-SUMMIT

Nobody Knows.

And why are the American Airlines still flying to these ‘hot’ places while the British Airlines has stopped? You would think by now we’d follow the British, who by the way, got the hell out of Benghazi.

But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nobody Knows how many pharmaceuticals companies are salivating at just the dream of a massive world Ebola outbreak. The CVC already has a patent on a strain of it! How wonderful! Get ready for your local drug stores to be advertising “Get your Ebola vaccine her! ” Better yet, if we get outbreaks here, just think of all the executive orders Obama could dream up.  He’s dreaming them up right now, as we speak…on the golf course…Ebola symptons

And speaking of outbreaks

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Nobody Knows, why Obama is so mad that companies are leaving the United States.

“They’re basically renouncing their citizenship and declaring that they’re based somewhere else, just to avoid paying their fair share,” Obama said recently.

Now that companies are people, they have a RIGHT to go live anywhere. What’s the matter with him?

And speaking of going to live anywhere…


Nobody Knows, but here in St. Louis County, Executive Charlie Dooley, a black democrat, was defeated by another democrat Steve Stenger, who was white, and had the unions behind him. Dooley was defeated badly. Dooley was a Marion Barry wannabe, and the county is starting to look like Detroit’s ugly step-sister. Dooley stenger

Nevertheless, Dooley didn’t seem upset, so far, no race card was played— so Nobody Knows, but I would not be at all surprised if Dooley doesn’t move on up to Washington D.C.

And speaking of Washington D.C.,—-


Americans are fed up;america fed up

What’s VERY clear, is my dweeby generation will go down as the most screwed up, drugged out, idiotic, hedonistic, greedy, and selfish bunch of morons to ever run the nation.

Having said that, Nobody Knows that I have disowned them all.

I am now…19. Wait. No—I’m 95.

Next week, we will explore the brain of Jimmy Carter, and whether the the UFO he claims to have seen, actually abducted him, since he now claims Hamas are legitimate human beings.

In the meantime, if you’re wondering what the hack happened to your country?

Don’t ask.

August 6, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, democrats, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Abraham Lincoln’s Letter Warns: Overuse of Presidential Power IS Surrender of Our Government.

Nobody RemembersObama and abraham oneObama in Springfield

Today, the House of Representative voted to sue ‘President’ Barack Hessian Obama for overstepping his role as President. He is grabbing dictatorial power. This is an historical first. Obama has been lawless in his actions, many of them impeachable.

Remember how well Obama’s coming out party was well staged back in 2008? He wanted everyone to think he was the man who would bring Lincoln back to life. (Never mind, Lincoln was a Republican)

He stood on the stage in Springfield Illinois, the home of Lincoln, in order to cloak himself in the aura of one of our greatest Presidents. But, Obama is no Lincoln, in fact, while there were a few instances where Lincoln too went beyond the Constitution, unlike Obama, he knew his place But, unlike Obama, Lincoln wanted to preserve, the Constitution.

—-As you will see by the letter below. This letter was written by Lincoln, on September 22, 1861, to one of his dearest friends, Senator Orville Browning of Illinois. The Senator was appalled that Lincoln countermanded an order, given by Major General John Charles Fremont, to take land in Missouri and free all slaves. He was in charge of the army in the West and was to organize an army in a mostly slave state and was having problems, with lack of manpower. He set up his headquarters in St. Louis.Martial Law

Fremont, on his own authority, issued a proclamation on August 30, confiscating the property of disloyal Missourians and freeing their slaves.

The President was appalled, and stood up against his own party of antislavery people who were for this action, and countermanded it.

Lincoln stood by, the rule of law:

Below is Lincoln’s letter to Senator Browning, who was on the side of Fremont:


Yours of the 17th is just received: and coming from you, I confess it astonishes me. That you should object to my adhering to a law which you had assisted in making and presenting to me less than a month before is odd enough. But his is a very small part.

General Fremont’s proclamation as to confiscation of property and the liberation of slaves is purely political and not within the range of military law or necessity. If a commanding general finds a necessity to seize the farm of a private owner for a pasture, an encampment, or a fortification, he has the right to do so, and to so hold it as long as the necessity lasts, and it is within military law because within military necessity, but to say the farm shall no longer belong to the owner, or his heirs, forever, and this as well when the farm is not needed for military purposes as when it is, is purely political, without the savor of military law about it.

And the same is true of slaves. If the general needs them he can seize them and use them: but when the need is past, it is not for him to fix their permanent future condition. That must be settled according to laws made by lawmakers and not by military proclamations. The proclamation in the point in question is simply, “dictatorship.” It assumes that the general may do anything he pleases–confiscate the lands and fee the slaves of loyal people, as well as of disloyal ones. And going the whole figure, I have no doubt, would be more popular with some thoughtless people than that which has been done! But I cannot assume this reckless position nor allow others to assume it on my responsibility.

(Nobody says: This is NO different than what Obama is doing with the illegal’s. HE is deciding what should be done with these illegal’s,, not Congress, not the law. He is…a dictator, and Lincoln would condemn his actions if he were alive.  )

You speak of it as being the only means of saving the government. On the contrary it is itself the surrender of the government. Can it be pretended that it is any longer the government of the United States–any government of Constitution and laws–wherein a general or a President may make permanent rules of property by proclamation?

I do not say Congress might not with propriety pass a law on the point, just such as General Fremont proclaimed. I do not say I might not, as a member of Congress, vote for it. What I object to is that I, as President, shall expressly or impliedly seize and exercise the permanent legislative function of the government.

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So, next time you see Obama, remember..Obama pensive

Lincoln was a great President. He kept to the ‘rule of law’ and that is why, America survived the Civil War.

Obama, according to Lincoln, IS a dictator and is destroying our government. It doesn’t matter HOW many statues of Lincoln he stands next to, next to Lincoln, Obama is a joke. Obama is…a dictator and not worthy to be our President.

Look how far…we have fallen.

 

July 31, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

So, We Seem to Have a Muslim in the White House That We CAN’T Impeach? Where’s My Space Shuttle?

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It’s another week of ‘WTF?’ news. For instance, Obama, while outwardly saying Israel has a right to defend itself, is doing everything he possibly can to assure their destruction.Obama muslim warning

Whose side is he really on? Can you say, Barack Hussein and guess?Modanna

We are in the mist of a anti-Semitism fever, promoted by Muslims across the globe—an uprising not seen since the Holocaust, and what does our great leader do?

He celebrates with the Muslims:

On Sunday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

WHAT achievement? WHAT contributions? This is insanity.

America was built on the Christian’s foundation and it’s law. Sorry Mr. “President.” You cannot in a million years change that fact, no matter how much your little Muslim heart wants to.

In fact, the law of all Western Civilization, comes from the Ten Commandments, which, everyone knows, was probably the greatest gift the Jews ever gave to the world. And to make SURE the Jews don’t survive, Obama stuck the $225 million missile defense package which Israel needs to continue to protect itself, into the legislation of immigration that Obama wants, assuring it’s defeat.

Think about how much money has he given to the Muslims and radical jihadists—Billions upon billions.

His heart is with Islamic people, more than, even with us. How can the American people not realize that?Obama muslims in white house

Shocking news: Jews trying to return home to Israel are unable to wire money to Israeli banks, apparently a measure that Obama has signed. And Jews are being forced out of France reminiscent to Nazi Germany!

And there’s another little secret being kept from the American public: Al Qaeda has been funding at least half of its operations from kidnapping.Kidnapping

That’s right. Read all about it here.

While European governments deny paying ransoms, an investigation by The New York Times found that Al Qaeda and its direct affiliates have taken in at least $125 million in revenue from kidnappings since 2008, of which $66 million was paid just last year.

These payments were made almost exclusively by European governments, who funneled the money through a network of proxies, sometimes masking it as development aid, according to interviews conducted for this article with former hostages, negotiators, diplomats and government officials in 10 countries in Europe, Africa and the Middle East.

Qatar and Oman: $58.1 million   Switzerland: $20.4 million   Spain, $12.4 million,   Austria $3.2 million  Other’s $21.4 million

What is wrong with those idiotic Europeans? They go on vacation near Muslim countries and think they are safe?

And can we truly believe that the Obama administrations has not any paid out ransoms? Excuse me. I’m finding that hard to believe with Obama.

In a 2012 letter to his fellow jihadists in Africa, the man who was once Bin Laden’s personal secretary, and who is now the second in command of Al Qaeda, wrote that at least half of his budget in Yemen was funded by ransoms.

A presidential adviser in Burkina Faso who has helped secure the release of several of the Westerners held in the Sahara said he routinely dealt with aggressive Western diplomats who demanded the release of Qaeda fighters held in local prisons in an effort to win the release of their hostages, often one of the additional demands kidnappers make.

Now, this puts a whole new light on Obama’s famous Guantanamo special, doesn’t it?Obama is guiltyIsreal

Knowing this now, you have to wonder: Did Obama release those top Al Qaeda leaders for someone important? Some big wig who was a friend of Obama’s? Someone who gave a lot to his reelection? And did he give away a few billion to boot?

Nobody Knows. The whole fiasco on the White House Lawn was probably a ruse to hide the real trade. Obama picked that guy because his FATHER was a Muslim sympathizer.

When Obama released those top generals of Al-Qaeda, THAT was an impeachable moment. Haven’t heard anymore about that trade, have we?

Boehner says: “We will not impeach Obama.”

How stupid are they?

Now that the borders are open, and we have a enemy in the White House, who knows if the immigration crisis is not all about Obama bringing in dangerous Al Qaeda leaders to set up a bomb somewhere in our country?

What’s worse? The GOP  worrying about their next election, or the true Muslim enemy in the White House?  After all, it’s not just Israel he is destroying, it’s us.ONe nation under Allah

 

 

 

July 30, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Muslims, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS The Pizza Man

Nobody’s PerfectHamas

Most every week, it’s incredibly easy to find people doing stupid things…but this week, I just couldn’t choose one particular one:

Obama? Playing golf while WWIII is starting in the Middle East, Muslims are calling for the Jews extinction all over the globe, N. Korea threatens to nuke the White House, Putin is gathering power by force, and the whole country is furious at him for opening our borders and DUMPING illegals into our cities and towns to be taken care of, and he is doing it in secret. Which impeachable moment do we start with?

George Will? For even assuming that the millions of illegals will become Americans in heart and soul.

Pelosi? For rushing down to the border, and doing her best Zelda Rubinstein Poltergeist imitation on the border.

“Come on in! All are welcome! All are welcome! Go into the light!”

My local police?— for sending the whole police force out to protect our local Mosque, allowing more than our usual nightly head count of dead black men.Obama vacation

Hamas?— for breaking the peace agreement, not once, but five times, and sacrificing their own children to death.

ISIS?— for beheading little Christian children and blowing up Jonah’s tomb.Congress closed

No…the big news this week is that there is so much bad news, (Having to listen to Madeline Albright ONE MORE TIME among them) that almost all the citizens of the country, are appalled that the Congress had decided to take their big five-week vacation, while the country is in a crisis.

Even though Obama is taking a vacation too, somehow Congress gets the blame.

Tell me: Who has taken MORE vacations? Obama, or Congress?

Nobody Thinks: our government…has died. It’s dead. It no longer functions. It’s AOL. The international vultures are standing on the sidelines waiting…the hungry greedy flies are circling..

Which is why this week I decided to put the contest between: Our government (CONGRESS and Obama) VS…the pizza man of Flatbread.

 8:30 p.m. A pizza delivery guy walked into an elderly man’s house to find that the man “looked dead” and was surrounded by flies. The delivery guy assumed the man had expired, left the residence and had his manager call 911. The man was only sleeping and stated that he no longer wants his pizza.

So…Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for this week?Pizza man

The delivery guy who didn’t know enough to feel a pulse?

OR…

Congress for going on vacation when our borders are being invaded?

On the other hand— if Obama would be a real President and STAY in Washington and do his job, maybe Congress would stick around too.

I pick….Obama! Yep, he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award again for reasons I talk about every single day.

I think the pizza man was just a good guy. Think about it:  There’s very few people left in the country that are looking at Washington D.C. and not seeing a dead body.

Maybe we should all call 911.

“Ring, Hello. 911. What’s your emergency?”

“Our government is dead. There IS no pulse.  Please send help immediately!”

and bring lots of pizza.Huffington

 

 

July 28, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Congress, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Poor Obama: So Horrible at Being President, Governor Perry Has to Help Him Out

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In case you missed it today, ( as I did because I was actually enjoying this global warming weather) Texas Governor Rick Perry has sent the National Guard to the border.

I know this might sound…stupid, but, why didn’t he do this sooner?

In fact, why don’t the REST of the border state governors do the same since Obama has caused this tragedy?

Nevertheless, better late than never as the old saying goes, and if this succeeds, Perry has a good chance to run again for the Presidency.

In the meantime, Obama, the gay President, was making sure transgender’s have more rights.

 

 

 

 

July 21, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, imigration, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The Obama Administration: All-Star Lying Hall of Famers

Nobody KnowsMexicn flag

I was watching the National Anthem being sung at the All-Star game just a few minutes ago, and the camera man panned to a man holding an American flag, and I swear I saw some guy in front of that man, trying to block it with a Mexican flag. It happened so quick, I’m not even sure I saw it. (anybody?) The All Star game is usually pretty boring and I always wondered why the American League always seems to win. I thought the National League players were suppose to be the better league.

Nobody Knows where in the world I got that idea.

The American league is winning now, bottom of the seventh. No doubt they will win, again.

And speaking of winning:


Nobody Knows if Elizabeth Warren is going to challenge Hillary Clinton for the democratic nomination, but they WANT us all to wonder. Supposedly, Obama doesn’t want Hillary to follow him as President, and Warren is being groomed by Obama supporters to follow him…or maybe Hillary really does have a brain tumor– heart condition— blood clot— dementia..(did I leave anything out?) and is just making money.

They are NOW putting out the propaganda that Obama and the Clinton’s don’t get along. And Michelle and Obama never sleep together and he smokes and eats junk food all night when he goes to bed. And if he is still smoking why does he keep chewing gum?Wall street or main street

Nobody Thinks this could very well be all to make us THINK that Hillary isn’t like Obama at all and therefore more trustworthy. Yes, now the story is, the Clinton’s HATE him.

(All Star Update: Nobody Knows how many people didn’t GO to the All Star game in Minneapolis tonight due to the Polar Votex, but I do notice that they are not showing too many shots of the upper bleachers.)

And speaking of people haters, great liars, and people getting high..(I was wasn’t I?) Just go with it…


Harry Reid must be smoking crack with the President. He announced with great fanfare just this week:

“The border is secure,” he told reporters after the Senate Democrats’ weekly policy lunch.Harry Reid

He said this while thousands upon thousands of Hispanics floated across the border and took the Obama Bus to the nearest Wal-Mart.

Nobody knows WHAT border he was talking about, but I think it’s the one in front of the Senate Parking Lot.

(Note, I posted this because I think its funny that when found out they were MIGRANT workers with EBT cards, well, then, no problem. LOL! They STILL go to Wal-Mart who honors all government food stamps, and credit cards. Remember, both Hillary and Michelle were on the board of Wal-Mart at one time. )

Nobody Knows, (or did I rant about it? I don’t remember) but I caught a most nasty pneumonia last year at Wal-Mart, from some little Hispanic kid who was coughing all over the store. Now when I go to Wal-Mart, I take masks, gloves, baseball bats, stun guns, and I hire an ambulance outside just in case I catch Ebola.

Okay, I’m kidding. I can’t afford an ambulance. I can barely afford gas for my car. (I have illegals to save.)

But I DO walk around Wal-Mart as if it’s a mine field. And I do have ammo: masks, anti bacterial lotion, gloves, and Zinc spray just in case. (Thanks snopercod)

But, where was I?

Oh yeah…lies. And SPEAKING of lies—


UPDATE: They are having soccer commercial at the All Star Game. That’s almost a felony isn’t is? And WHY is everybody worshipping Derek Jeter retiring? Wasn’t he on steroids with Madonna too? Derek Jetter 2

As Cindy Adams would say: Only in New York, honey, Only in New York.

But, back to liberal and their lies:

We now know why Jay Carney got fired: Josh Earnest lies with much more humor.

White House press secretary Josh Earnest said Monday the Obama administration’s foreign policies in a number of areas have enhanced the world’s “tranquility” – a word that raised eyebrows as reporters pointed to situations in Gaza, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Ukraine and the South China Sea.

Sergeant Schultz

Yes, the world is absolutely floating in a sea of Obama bliss of tranquility. The whole world is so peaceful, Hamas is lobbing missiles at Israel, and blowing up people in Afghanistan, killing Christians whenever they can, and Jews, and even Basketball players can’t stay in one place.

If we get any more tranquility we’ll have to declare Obama the Prince of Peace. (Somebody send him a robe and some sandals. )

Does it matter if our President and his merry men think they are in an All- Star Game?

Will this lying game of madness END when Obama leaves the White House?

Nobody Knows: But I’m NOT giving up my bat.

 

July 16, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, baseball, imigration, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Warning Eric Holder! Racists in Chicago!

Nobody Flashes

Somebody tell Eric Holder—-there are some people in Chicago that are against Obama’s policies. CLEARLY, they are racist.

July 14, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Obama…Needs A FEW More Vacations, Poor Guy

Nobody Cares

America has an invasion on its borders, people are struggling, the Middle East is ready to explode, and illegal immigrants are now boarding our planes, and overwhelming our towns, threatening to make us literally, a third world county.

So what’s a President do?

OUR ‘President” goes on vacation! (Which he does once a month.)

“President” Barack Obama announced he will spend two weeks on Martha’s Vineyard in August. The only year he didn’t go, was in 2012 while he was running for election. That year, he went to Hawaii.

This time, he will be staying in a $12 million dollar mansion, up from the usual $7 million. This will be the longest in his Presidency. After all, he’s LOVES to hang out with the rich. And by the way…will they be taking Three or FOUR separate jets?

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I was hesitant to post this picture, but not anymore:

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July 11, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Knows All the Secrets…and then when we DO, It’s too late.

Nobody Knows

It’s another week of wonderful cluelessness for this nobody, and so I continue to navigate the heavenly waters of complete ignorance…because that’s how our government wants me to stay.

Never mind that Obama stands up to the World Leaders and declares that all men and women everywhere have a right to know what’s happening…Doctor

Remember…he’s on crack..from eating too many pies.

But, that didn’t keep Obama from putting out the order that all doctors that start telling the country the threat of disease from the incoming illegal’s, will be arrested.

A government-contracted security force threatened to arrest doctors and nurses if they divulged any information about the contagion threat at a refugee camp housing illegal alien children at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas, sources say.

She said the workers were stripped of their cell phones and other communication devices. Anyone caught with a phone was immediately fired.

Of course, some of those good people quit—- and like that sinister master of deception, Edward Snowdon, they are telling the people anonymously of the danger that lies ahead.Kids in country

Obama doesn’t care if they come in with secret diseases…Obamacare NEEDS more signups.

And speaking of secret….

The Obama administration has quietly granted itself the power to censor or delay information “that could embarrass the White House” and to track who is seeking any such derogatory data, several federal Freedom of Information Act workers say. Under the Bush administration, the White House would sometimes want a heads-up if very sensitive information had been requested, but they didn’t care if they heard about it after documents had already been sent out; FOIA requests were not going there for approval,” one FOIA officer told the Times. “What changed with President Obama’s administration was that the White House wanted to see requests far in advance, and they wanted to control the timing of the release and what was going to be released.”

Okay. Like we couldn’t figure that one out. Especially when on 9/11, Obama and all his cabinet members started saying Benghazi was caused by some guy upsetting Muslims with a video. And NOBODY Knows what Obama, who like to call himself the “commander in chief” every single minute of the day, where HE was. (Probably eating pies with Reggie.)

We still don’t know. I guess he’ll tell us…sometime…when he writes his memoirs called “Dreams of my Secret Mother.”

And speaking of a real Mother….Hillary like

Hillary Clinton is jumping right into her rightful place as the “mother” we all wanted. Not only was she upset wit the Supreme Court denying women of the planet “health care” which means…free abortions, she also praised the GOP for coming into the democratic party!

In other words…learning how to ‘bribe’!

Calling the outcome of the GOP’s bruising June 24 Senate runoff in Mississippi of “historical importance,” Hillary Clinton said Monday that incumbent Sen. Thad Cochran’s victory was ensured after “Republicans expanded their base.”

Yes. The Republicans went out and PAID $15 dollars to every black who would jump into the race and vote for Thad Cochran. So…next election, all the GOP has to do is PAY the blacks to vote for their candidate, and give them all free water forever and the GOP will win the White House.

And I say that because the blacks in Detroit are not paying their water bills, and Obama has not come to save them…this opens up the doors for the GOP. Free Water for Detroit. Put that in the food stamp bill. Easy.

Obama wants to send in the U.N. into Detroit because everyone knows the U.N. solves every conflict.

And speaking of conflict—

I’m having a real problem with the Pope. He now claims that communists are closet Christians.

“I can only say that the communists have stolen our flag. The flag of the poor is Christian. Poverty is at the center of the Gospel,” he said, citing Biblical passages about the need to help the poor, the sick and the needy.

Yes, the Pope has found redistribution buddies in the communists. Which means, he PREFERS the communist system. Good to know. Pope share

And speaking of communists, Obama plans to flood the country with as many illegal’s as he can, before the upcoming elections.

Obama said he wants to work with Congress where possible, “but if Congress is unable to do it,” then he said his Cabinet officials and agency heads should look for areas where he can use executive actions.

Yes, the dirty little secret is that Obama is a communist…and when the Pope comes to America, and you see him standing with Obama on the steps of the White House, and they both start talking about how America should support the rest of the world…

Then…it will be a secret no longer, comrades.

Next week, another nauseating rendition of just how Nobody Knows…much of anything, until it’s too late.

July 1, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Catholic Church, Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: The Cop VS Obama

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the Cop VS Obama.

First up: Your friendly police.

We’ve all see this….cops speeding, talking on cell phones, going through stop signs, getting free doughnuts, and one of MY personal pet peeves: They are on their computer looking at god knows what.  (Yes, now almost all of them have big screens right next to the driver’s seat) while going down the highway.

If a cell phone is dangerous, then what the heck are they doing searching FACEBOOK at 70 mph? Whose bright idea was it to put a computer next to the driver’s seat?

In this video, a trucker who drives for a living, pulled over a cop for speeding and talking on his cell phone. At first the cop attacks him, and lies.  But then, he’s all but admitting he was wrong.

Yes, he was breaking the law, and actually admitted it, to his credit, although, his honesty made him famous, which means somewhere tonight is a really pissed off cop. Many think he changed his attitude because he was on video, but being on video has never made Obama admit he’s wrong.

(Nobody Thinks it was the ghost of Guy Fawkes that got to him.)

Compare THAT to “Presidente Obama.” Who breaks the law every single day, and never, ever, ever, ever admits that he is just making laws up as he goes along.

Despite the “Congress does nothing” BS, the truth is, Obama won’t let them do anything. Harry Reid blocks everything that comes to the floor.

Compromise is not in Obama’s vocabulary. No, with Obama it’s “So let it be written, so let it be DONE!”

(We all know how THAT worked out for Yul Brynner don’t we?)

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

King Barack Hussein Obama Tut.  He breaks every Constitutional law on the books, and just Keeps on Truckin!

(Sorry…it was just too much to resist)

 

June 30, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Constitution, corruption, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Feels Like the Deer In the Headlights.

Nobody’s Opinion

If I had to pick a word for the 21st century, there is only one word that I can think of that sticks out—Surival Guide

Survival.

We hear it every day: Survive the next market crash: Buy Gold. Survive ‘climate change': Get solar power for your house: Survive Obamacare: Get a colonoscopy. Survive a car crash: Buckle your seat beat. Survive your mother-in-law’s Sunday dinner: (I’ll get back to you on that one.)

My first lesson in survival was how to fend off an older brother, who loved to pin me down. He would sit on my stomach, pin my arms down with his legs, and slap my face, all the while laughing…until I learned how to wrap my legs around his neck and slam him back, and then kick hard. (I love my brother!)

Most people have the misconception— mostly from seeing movies, that people panic during a time for survival, but that’s not true: Most people…freeze. They shut down. Clueless. Even animals pretend to be dead.

Nobody Thinks that right now, a whole nation is staring at the corruption in Washington like deer with headlights in our eyes: We are just frozen. What do we do?

It’s just second nature, but that can literally get you killed.deer in headlights

Last year, I was about to throw away my childhood book on Robinson Crusoe, so I read it for the second time, and the lessons in it were clear: prepare. Prepare for next year…prepare for the worst.

Prepare, prepare, and then prepare some more.

Too bad they don’t teach that very valuable lesson in school. How many of us are prepared for what’s coming? I know I’m not. I just never DREAMED that the America I knew would ever end.

But back to Robinson Crusoe, who was stranded on an island, and he not only survived, he could have supported a whole town, he was such an excellent planner.

Survival is the nature of every man, woman, mammal, fish, and insect on the planet. Forget the “why are we here? Waste of time, It’s mainly to survive, until we die, isn’t it?Robinson Crusoe

And SINCE man is suppose to the superior King of the apes, you would think a simple thing like making sure your nation survives, would be a piece of cake. History shows…it’s really not.

Our piece of cake is turning into soup kitchen gumbo.

We are being invaded from the South, for people who want to ‘survive” and all due to the fact that the only survival instinct going on in Washington is how to keep their own butts forever swimming in the laps of luxury.

Too bad we don’t have a man like Rick Rescorla for President.

Who is he you might ask?

Rick Rescorla, saved 2,687 employees of the Morgan Stanley, on 9/11, and I just heard about him.

Rick Rescorla was born in England, and joined the U.S. military because he wanted to fight the communists in Vietnam. He won a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and a Purple heart and was memorialized in the 1992 book, We Were Soldiers…and Young.

He was the head of security for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, whose offices were in Tower 2. He expected an attack, because in 1990 he and an old war buddy wrote a report to the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey (which owns the Trade Center Site) on the need for more security in the parking garage.

They were ignored. Three years later Ramzi Yousef drove a truck full of explosives, and Bill Clinton acted as if it was just a ‘prank.’ That’s when Rick knew, you did NOT trust your government.Rick Rescorla

Because Rick knew it was coming he prepared everyone. He ordered everyone NOT to listen to the Port Authority in a real emergency. If you remember, the Port Authority told everyone to STAY in their places.

REALLY bad advice.

From Time, June, 2008:

“The radicalism of Rescorla’s drills cannot be overstated. Remember, Morgan Staley is an investment bank. Millionaire, high performance bankers on the 73red floor did not appreciate the interruption. Each drill, which pulled brokers off their pens and away from their computers, cost the company money. But Rescorlas did it anyway. His military training had taught him a simple rule of human nature The best way to get the brain to perform under extreme stress is to rapidly run it though rehearsals beforehand.

He even started timing them, and improving their time.

When 9/11 came, everyone knew what to do. They were on their way down the stairs, and on the 44th floor when the second plane hit, this time striking 38 floors above them.

“Stop.” Rescorla ordered through his bullhorn. “Be still. Be calm.” And then he started singing into the bullhorn, while people stayed quiet:

“Men of Cornwall stand ye steady. It cannot be easy said ye for the battle were not ready.”

Rick got everyone out. Only 13, including Rescorla and four of his security officers were inside.

He was last seen on the 10th floor heading up. His body was never found.

So, this deer is asking—How do we survive Obama? How do we survive the upcoming invasion on our borders, which will bring a new strain of TB? Do I have to start wearing masks to Wal-Mart?

How DO we survive Obamacare, which will condemn millions to death…waiting to get into a doctor?Forward

Rick Rescorla and Robinson Crusoe would tell us. WAKE UP.. MOVE. Prepare…..

Think of every worse case scenario and start now.

The only thing our politicians are preparing for is millions of angry citizens. They have not prepared this country for even a sun flare, let alone an invasion.

They are only preparing for themselves and their friends.

Too bad we can’t throw them all into Robinson’s Crusoe’s Island for a month.

 

June 30, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, disasters, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

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