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Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS The Pizza Man

Nobody’s PerfectHamas

Most every week, it’s incredibly easy to find people doing stupid things…but this week, I just couldn’t choose one particular one:

Obama? Playing golf while WWIII is starting in the Middle East, Muslims are calling for the Jews extinction all over the globe, N. Korea threatens to nuke the White House, Putin is gathering power by force, and the whole country is furious at him for opening our borders and DUMPING illegals into our cities and towns to be taken care of, and he is doing it in secret. Which impeachable moment do we start with?

George Will? For even assuming that the millions of illegals will become Americans in heart and soul.

Pelosi? For rushing down to the border, and doing her best Zelda Rubinstein Poltergeist imitation on the border.

“Come on in! All are welcome! All are welcome! Go into the light!”

My local police?— for sending the whole police force out to protect our local Mosque, allowing more than our usual nightly head count of dead black men.Obama vacation

Hamas?— for breaking the peace agreement, not once, but five times, and sacrificing their own children to death.

ISIS?— for beheading little Christian children and blowing up Jonah’s tomb.Congress closed

No…the big news this week is that there is so much bad news, (Having to listen to Madeline Albright ONE MORE TIME among them) that almost all the citizens of the country, are appalled that the Congress had decided to take their big five-week vacation, while the country is in a crisis.

Even though Obama is taking a vacation too, somehow Congress gets the blame.

Tell me: Who has taken MORE vacations? Obama, or Congress?

Nobody Thinks: our government…has died. It’s dead. It no longer functions. It’s AOL. The international vultures are standing on the sidelines waiting…the hungry greedy flies are circling..

Which is why this week I decided to put the contest between: Our government (CONGRESS and Obama) VS…the pizza man of Flatbread.

 8:30 p.m. A pizza delivery guy walked into an elderly man’s house to find that the man “looked dead” and was surrounded by flies. The delivery guy assumed the man had expired, left the residence and had his manager call 911. The man was only sleeping and stated that he no longer wants his pizza.

So…Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for this week?Pizza man

The delivery guy who didn’t know enough to feel a pulse?

OR…

Congress for going on vacation when our borders are being invaded?

On the other hand— if Obama would be a real President and STAY in Washington and do his job, maybe Congress would stick around too.

I pick….Obama! Yep, he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award again for reasons I talk about every single day.

I think the pizza man was just a good guy. Think about it:  There’s very few people left in the country that are looking at Washington D.C. and not seeing a dead body.

Maybe we should all call 911.

“Ring, Hello. 911. What’s your emergency?”

“Our government is dead. There IS no pulse.  Please send help immediately!”

and bring lots of pizza.Huffington

 

 

July 28, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Congress, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Boko Haram Silences Congress.

Nobody Cares

Here we have Boko Haram’s Abubakar Shekau, who makes it clear he hates Obama, Bush, Clinton (he said Bush twice to cover them all) and all Christians.

He wants to kill Christians, and that’s what he’s doing. “KILL, KILL!”

So, WHY again did Hillary Clinton take this group off her terrorists list? Mmmmmm?

Hillary NEVER lets a political moment go to waste, and she sees promotion for her…for her cause, for the women. The Congress even had a moment of silence for those stolen women today.

Members of the United States House of Representatives in a few hours will in a few hours hold a moment of silence in honor of the missing Nigerian school girls, and afterwards call on the white house to do more for Nigeria in looking for the girls, recently more and more prominent U.S. politicians like Hillary Clinton, Senator John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, etc. has spoken against the kidnapping and the white house just confirmed pres. Jonathan has accepted America’s offer to help and a team from the U.S. will be dispatched soon.

So, let me get this straight: Is our Congress going to have moments of silence to honor all the dead women who are killed by Muslims all over the world? Or just Nigeria?

At last! Something for them to do besides spend our money.

(Thanks to tioga)

 

May 9, 2014 Posted by | Congress, Muslims, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Representative Troy Gowdy

Nobody’s Fool

Obama’s lawyers in the IRS scandal, have been doing what good lawyers do..they stall. Forever.

BUT…Representative Gowdy doesn’t stand for it. He attacks. He demands…hey! It’s A Congressman doing his job! I LOVE this guy!

ENJOY!

March 27, 2014 Posted by | Congress, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Go Ahead, Let Elijah Talk about…Nothing. It’s Only Our Tax Dollars

Nobody Wins

Here’s a perfect example of how liberals stomp and scream about…nothing. Lois Lerner refused to answer questions in Congress today, so Darrell Issa closed the whole thing down because staying would be a complete waste of everybody’s time…

Unless of course, you wanted to get some camera time. Elijah Cummings felt betrayed! How DARE he not be allowed to speak, so he said he had a question.

Which he didn’t. He just forget it. Or left it. Or it never existed. Maybe his new girlfriend was watching…

Mr. Cummings,” Issa said, “where is your question?”

“If you will sit down and allow me to ask a question! I am a member of a Congress of the United States of America! I am tired of this! We have members over here, each who represents 700,000 people! You cannot just have a one-sided investigation. It is absolutely something wrong with that and it is absolutely un-American!” Cummings shouted.

“We had a hearing. The meeting’s adjourned. I gave you an opportunity to ask a question. You have no question,” Issa said.

Okay. This is your congressman, who evidently doesn’t care that his ‘question’ will get no answer whatsoever, he wants the right to ASK it.

Really, you have to wonder how Darrel Issa manages…with such stupidity. And let’s not forget, he also has to deal with the newly freed slave, Sheila Jackson.

March 5, 2014 Posted by | Congress, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

There IS No Security on the Obamacare website…

Nobody Wins

This was one of the most important points brought up today.

Last week on Coast to Coast, John McAfee told the audience that anybody that went on the Obamacare site was setting themselves up for anything. He said there WAS no security. To set up security you need to test it for two months at least, and that wasn’t done, and he knows because he has SEEN the code.

He also said that anybody with just the least amount of knowledge could go in and drain your bank account. Think of how enticing that is to Obama and his dream IRS team?

Mike Rogers was making an excellent point, and notice how he was shut up by whoever was controlling the meetings. As he said: If you are running tests then your security is down.

All Kathleen kept saying was they were writing code and running tests.

EXACTLY.

There is no security, and who out there, after the NSA scandal is surprised?

Nobody Wins when representatives in Congress can’t even ask a legitimate question.

October 30, 2013 Posted by | Congress, Obamacare | , , | 3 Comments

John McCain Could Care Less about our P.O.W.s

Nobody Knows

—-Just how long John McCain can keep getting a pass for his rude remarks about Ted Cruz, simply because he was a P.O.W in Vietnam. But in this video, a Marine, takes him to task. And the Marine is right.  I don’t know who John McCain is working for, but it’s not the American people.

And it’s certainly not Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. The good Sgt. was captured by the Taliban, and now that we are ‘leaving’ Afghanistan, nobody in the Obama administration has been trying to get the guy out:POW

From Freedom Post:

However, it has been over four years since Sgt. Bergdahl’s June 30, 2009 capture and imprisonment in Afghanistan by a Taliban-affiliated insurgent group. It is time America demanded his release and return to his family.

Many in Congress including Senator John McCain oppose a prisoner exchange to bring Bowe Bergdahl home. Apparently, McCain feels a better deal can be struck with the Taliban. A deal that does not release dangerous terrorists out into the world community. Perhaps McCain forgets the deal he struck with his captors to secure his release.  For years, the United States has been releasing Afghan detainees from military prisons in Afghanistan. This has been going on periodically, every year, since Sgt. Bergdahl was captured. So why is Bergdahl not home today? My very real fear is—like so many others—Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl may be left behind.

This is one of those occasions that I feel great shame for our country. Great shame. Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl is our son, America. He deserves better than a politically correct quote form the Secretary of Defense. He sure as hell deserves more attention than President Obama and his press gave to Trayvon Martin.

Bring Sergeant Bergdahl home now.

You would think that John McCain, of all people, would make this a top priority because of what he went through. And the way he handled the answer to the Marine, shows you that John was always an elite snobby rich kid, who cares only for himself. (Hey, I was elected buddy…screw you.) I’m sure John’s egotistical and fraudulent personality was formed long before he was shot down in Vietnam. His luck in life, was being an Admiral’s son.

The Marine is right: by our Constitution, they should all be arrested. And frankly, I think John is not fit for any  kind of command, and yet, he says he might run for President again.

I hope he does. I hope…he does. Swift boating will morph into, a much bigger boat—-

October 22, 2013 Posted by | Congress, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Asks: Who EXACTLY–Benefits from Wars in the Middle East?

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows just why Obama and the Rino’s are crying out for war with Syria. Everybody that I read is pretty much guessing that it’s all to save Obama from his own big mouth. But Nobody Thinks we should ask the very old but very sensible question: Who benefits? It’s blatantly obvious that the United States citizens, would be hurt. We don’t have the money or the will to fight another senseless war in the Middle East—-but how about our elites?

What are they getting out of this?Beohner

Nobody Knows and wonders—-what and IF some of our entranced Senators and Presidents get some personal money out of this from…big corporations, or even worse…other countries?

Nobody Knows…how influential big corporations and Saudi money are in calling the shots in Washington D.C.  It seems, every politician in Washington is controlled and by big wads of money.  P.J. O’Rourke was right when he said we have a Parliament of Whores.  Nobody Wonders if we can also add a recent gaggle of Presidential Whores to that great title.Saudi King and Obama

Let’s go back to the first gulf war. Daddy Bush told us we were going over there to protect a defenseless country named Kuwait, and Saddam was a bad guy. Remember, we backed that ‘bad’ guy with chemical weapons, military hardware, and millions of dollars to help those poor tribal lords in Iraq fight Iran.  We did the very same thing with bin Laden, in Afghanistan, to help him fight Russia

How did that turn out for us?

Daddy Bush gave our military support to those adorable Sunni sheiks in Saudi Arabia in order to protect them, and their family, and their oil with the FIRST Gulf war.  Bush the elder put on a real patriotic display for…making himself look good and protecting the Sheiks.  The propaganda was so good…we didn’t mind much, because we still had money.Saudi King and Cheny

Then we had Clinton protecting  the Muslims in Kosovo in THAT civil war. Remember, there was another ‘bad’ guy…Milosevic.  Nobody Knows how necessary that was. Clinton kept away from bin Laden, refused the man nine times, because bin Laden had relatives in the Saudi family. He literally ignored the bombing of the Cole, (We will FIND the criminals who did this!) and the first bombing of the World Trade Center, which was done by the Muslim Brotherhood.  Clinton airlifted Bosnian refugees over here because he felt sorry for them. He dropped 80,000 into St. Louis.

Expect more refugees from Syria to come over here because  the democrats are already demanding it.Clinton Kosovo

After 9.11, Bush Jr. protected the Saudi’s kids and sent out planes to pick up their families here, while everybody else was grounded. Even though almost ALL of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, Bush blamed one lone man. bin Laden, and he kept inviting those old Sheiks down to his Texas ranch, where he could give them big kisses. Saudi and Bush

Obama just has the thugs into the White House.

Who here believes that George W. Bush didn’t know where bin Laden was for ten years…raise your hands.

(Okay. You there. Go back to your granola.)

Obama continued the Saudi King worship with low bows.

Are you starting to see a pattern here? Jeb Bush is about to give Hillary Clinton, the butcher enabler of Benghazi, a metal of honor. Hillary has a Muslim Brotherhood woman as her assistant and she is now the right hand man of Obama.

Tell me, when will  the American people get some attention from their Presidents?

All these years, our Presidents have been protecting the Saudi’s family…and we are still doing it. Iran is their biggest enemy. How nice it would be for them if we took out Syria, and then Iran?

You could say that our Presidents are doing this to keep us in oil, but we can easily get oil from other places, including our own country, and yet, we NEVER do.  Our Congress AND President make damn sure we stay forever dependent on the Saudi oil.

Why? I want to know….what’s in it for them? Iraq War one

Nobody knows, if the reason that rich people want the Presidency so badly is that the top politicians have their own very secret, and very lucrative contracts with Saudi Arabia? After all, the Saudi’s and the Muslim Brotherhood are both Wahhabi. It would explain why we have a Muslim sympathize in the White House. The Saudi’s could have told the Rhino’s at the top, that they wanted  a Muslim someday, in the Presidency.  John McCain could have been in on that deal. After all, he ran to lose, it was almost too obvious.

Are our Presidents and some of our Senators on the payrolls of Saudi Kings?

Because Nobody Knows how John McCain, a decorated war veteran, could say this:

The bloodcurdling cry of “Allahu akbar” is a war cry, and is meant to “strike terror in the hearts of the unbelievers.” You can’t tell me John McCain doesn’t know that.

Nobody Knows if the Boston  Mayor Menino who said when a reporter asked him what he’d do with Detroit  “I’d blow up the place and start all over.” if John McCain would think it was okay if the Mayor said “Thank GOD!” after he did it? (And wasn’t THAT a racist statement?)

Nobody Knows why the democrats, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore helped get the network Al-Jazeera broadcasted into American homes, while in Egypt, the Muslims’ Brotherhood network has been banned. Al Gore made millions, but what did Hillary get?

Nobody knows why now, Ft. Hood was treated as a work place accident. Nobody Knows why American Tea Party is higher on the FBI list as terrorist than al-Qaeda.

Are our Presidents getting paid in secret by the Saudi’s to keep us at war? After all, a few top men making billions from secret payouts from foreign countries would be very hard to prove, and very easy to hide. Look how long they hid everything else? (NSA( We still don’t know who killed JFK, and never will. Did FDR make a deal that American Presidents would forever more protect the Saudi Family as long as a few key people at the top of our government got big payouts? Could the Saudi Kings have insisted that payout as long as America was kept dependent on their oil?Iraq War

Nobody knows, but it would sure explain the absolute absurdity of the last four President and their actions. And when you look all around you, it’s the ONLY answer that explains it all.

If you think I’m nuts about this theory, ask yourself:  “What have they done for YOU lately?”

September 3, 2013 Posted by | Afghanistan, American History, Barack Obama, Benghazi, bin Laden, biological warfare, Clintons, Congress, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, Egypt, Elites, Global Government, Globalization, Government Waste, Hillary, History, Iraq War, Islam, Jihad, John McCain, Middle East, Military, Money, Muslims, NSA, Obama, President George W. Bush, Presidents, progressives, Republicans, Rhino's, Terror Attack, The Bush Dynasty, The rich, Uncategorized, World History | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama: Forget the Misdemeanor, THIS is High Crime!

Nobody Remembers

Let’s remember–our current clear and present danger: I usually post some fun historical fact on Friday…but I thought THIS video, sent to me by the people at Floyd, was so important that everyone should be aware of it before the weekend, or before Obama launches missiles into Syria. .

Nobody should remember what happens in history when tyrannical megalomaniacs  are not stopped.

I know it’s a bit long, but the implications of Obama, paying the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt without Congress even knowing about it–with the help of his brother in Kenya, and putting the United States in imminent danger by FUNDING the Muslim Brotherhood throughout the Middle East—- screams for impeachment. If Obama attacks Syria, without Congressional approval, he should be impeached. He’s making a habit of ignoring the Constitution.

There is no question that Jerome Corsi’s investigative journalism can be deemed top-rated.

Please take a half hour out of your day to hear this, because you are probably not going to hear any of this on TV. And if you do, it will be after the fact.

August 29, 2013 Posted by | American History, Congress, conspiracy, corruption, Muslims, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Does Obama Want MORE Power? Does a Mosquito Like Blood?

Nobody Wonders

Obama has been giving speeches all lover the country, digging up the same old line that gets him sympathy for being the poor guy who Republicans just will not negotiate with. As he once said to an audience about Putin not returning Snowdon, “I shouldn’t HAVE to ask.” Obama has this idea that he shouldn’t have to do a thing with Congress because HE is the President of the United States and they should all come to him.

Never mind that our founders didn’t set it up that way…sorry your BO highness. Obama deal with it

But Nobody Wonders if all this Obama whining doesn’t have an end goal in mind: Ezra Klein of the Washington Post upset another journalist this week, Ron Fournier of the National Journal, when he claimed that Obama the liberals are complaining too much about the LACK of power Obama has:

Klein is right about this: No president is a superhero. First, as Klein suggests, the U.S. political system faces enormous structural problems that make leadership challenging for any president. Chief among them is sophisticated redistricting that has helped create a polarized Congress packed with lawmakers with no incentive to compromise. Second, government austerity reduces the president’s ability to bargain with Congress. Third, the democratization of politics—and of big money in particular—has weakened the party structures. That has weakened a president’s powers that stem from his role as the titular party chief. Finally, the modern GOP is less willing than Democrats to compromise. There is something to Obama’s complaint that virtually any policy he supports will be met by resistance.

“Enormous structural problems” ?

That sums it up right there: The democrats want to give Obama more power, and that old Constitution is in the way.

Nobody Wonders how anyone can forget that the separation of powers works best because it’s suppose to keep tyrants from gaining power…and so far, Obama has gotten everything he wants…..but the one thing he wants most: The Constitution changed to give the executive complete power over all of Congress, and make him an absolute Monarch.Kris 110

There is a reason Obama and his minions love Mao, and it’s not because Mao read our Constitution.

July 31, 2013 Posted by | Congress, Constitution, Obama | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Cared About the House Vote….

Nobody Cares

While we were all gushing about the Royal Baby last week, or talking about Zimmerman and race issues, the House had a chance to defund the unbelievable and unconstitutional surveillance of everyone in the United States. But, they chose instead to basically nullify the 4th amendment.(See who voted for it here.)  I thought you might want to know about it, since Nobody reported it on TV,  (which should tell you something) but Glenn Beck, choose to go after Michelle Bachmann for siding with the surveillance.  Really. Everybody was on the baby. You get the feeling that they didn’t want this one watched. Michelle Bachmann

Either they know we have nukes all over the US ready to be denoted and they don’t want to tell us……

OR…they all think the commoners are so angry about the lot of them, that they want to protect themselves and their families when the coming collapse comes…..

OR…some very big people are going to make a butt load of money off all this collecting.

(I’m guessing all three.)

Either way, it goes to show that our government will continue to monitor each and every one of us. And please—— don’t give me this “BUT…we’re not looking at it!” BS. Do you really believe that?

Soon we will all be saying shouting…”Da Drone! Da Drone! Da Drone is coming!” Kris 10

July 26, 2013 Posted by | Congress, Constitution, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: James Clapper VS Barack Obama

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have Obama VS the National Intelligence Director, James Clapper: Who is the biggest liar?

As you can see by the video, on March 12, 2013, James Clapper was pretty sure that the NSA had never spied or gathered Intelligence on American citizens. Of course, we all just found out that was a big, fat, lie.

It’s not the first time he sort of ‘missed the boat.”

From Wikipedia:

March 2011, Clapper was heard at the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services and commented on the 2011 Libyan civil war saying that “over the longer term” Gaddafi “will prevail.”  During the same hearing he was also questioned when he neglected to list Iran and North Korea among the nuclear powers that might pose a threat to the United States.

While teaching at Georgetown, Clapper was officially nominated by President George W. Bush to be Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence on 29 January 2007. Clapper was confirmed by the United States Senate on 11 April 2007.[17] He was only the second person to hold this position, which oversees and provides policy, program, and budgetary guidance to the defense intelligence agencies—DIA, NGA, the National Security Agency (NSA), and the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO)—and also works closely with the Director of National Intelligence (DNI).

So, if ANYBODY would know about what was going on, it would be James Clapper, and he lied to Congress. And nothing whatsoever happened to him for lying. Which means, Clapper is NOT afraid of Congress, and why should he be? He’s probably knows all the secrets about every one of them. He probably knows where Lindsey Graham keeps his underwear. I bet half of them left town that day.

And then we have Obama. Again.

I found the video below on Youtube, and it presents just about a dozen or more lies, and that’s just about one subject: Obamacare.

Just ONE subject. Think of all the other lies he tells.

So, who’s the biggest liar?

Professionally speaking: James Clapper is just doing what he is told, but that still doesn’t make him as brave as the young Edward Snowden who made a fool out of him. Clapper for all his metals, is a coward.

Obama wins, but you have to wonder if Clapper was thinking of Hitler….who once said:

“The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.”

Nobody thinks: Comparing Clapper’s lie to Obama’s great mountain of lies, is like comparing a sand dune in Daytona Beach to Mt. Everest. in the words of too many sports commentators: NO CONTEST. I usually congratulate the winner of the Nobody’s Perfect VS contest, but I refuse to encourage a lying beast of such magnitude.

(PS.: Whoever made this video had way too much fun!)

June 10, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, Congress, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Dictator 101: How to go around the Constitution

Nobody Reports

President Clinton did this: He went around Congress by giving the Commerce Department the power to transfer many of our military secrets to China. Before that, China was 40 years behind us in the nuclear race. Now they can nuke any American city thanks to Bill Clinton.Kris 37

That was high treason. They impeached him for the wrong reason. Looking back, the Monica scandal might have just been the cover up for the real crime.

And Obama, as we are seeing today with the Benghazi scandal, IRS, and tapping of the phones of the press…is just like Clinton. He has been doing gun running in Mexico, and the middle East. He went into Libya without Congressional consent.

And now, he is grabbing complete control of our schools.  According to Stanley Kurtz, this is how he did it:

From Spreading the Wealth

One: Instead of asking Congress to appropriate money in support of your new education policy, thereby provoking public discussion of the issue, insert the funding for your key education initiative in a massive stimulus package, passed rapidly with virtually no debate even on economic policy, much less education. That is precisely how President Obama procured the $4.35 billion to be used solely at the Department of Education’s discretion for his Race to the Top Initiative.

Two: Now that you’ve got a huge pile of money free from congressional constraints and even public debate, use it as a lure to move the country’s education system toward a federally controlled curriculum. Make the willingness to adopt a national Common Crone a ritual condition of receiving Race to the Top grants, even before the standards and curriculum before finalized.

Three: Orchestrate the creation of a national curriculum and standards fro the White House while denying central control. Recruit publicly unaccountable groups like the National Governors Association to sponsor the project. Bring in the massively wealthy Gates Foundation for funding add supervisor. Obama is making cash strapped states an offer they can’t refuse. So they “volunteer” for the program.

Education is Constitutionally in the hands of the states. What Obama is doing deserves impeachment.

Will they impeach him for his many crimes?

Don’t count on it. But, if you have children in school, you will have to keep close watch on what they are learning.

May 14, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Congress, corruption, democrats, education | , , , , | 2 Comments

The Nobodies Win!

Nobody Wins!

Despite the constant coverage of the Boston Marathon bombing, the nobodies of America actually won in Congress today. Obama’s dreams of disarming Americans was put on hold:smile

This from the Washington Times:

President Obama angrily blamed the defeat Wednesday of his centerpiece gun-control proposal on lies spread by the National Rifle Association, calling it “a pretty shameful day for Washington.”

“The gun lobby and its allies willfully lied about the bill,” Mr. Obama said in the White House rose garden about 90 minutes after the vote. “It came down to politics.”

Who lied about this bill Mr. President?

And while he was extremely angry for having lost even after having to ‘share’ his Air Force One with all those grieving families, and putting them up for photo-lops, he did say something that rang true:

” You’ve got to send the right people to Washington,” he told voters. “That requires strength and it requires persistence. I see this as just Round One. Sooner or later, we are going to get this right.”

And the gun-owning voters say: “Yes sir! We DO need to send the right people to Washington. If you think Round One was hard, wait until you get to Round Two, Mr. ‘President.’ We are stocking up. Spreading the word. Getting ready.”

For once, the people put the fear into some elected democrats.

And that’s always a good day.

Obama loses guns

 

April 17, 2013 Posted by | Congress, Gun Control | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: RAPED, SHAFTED, AND SCREWED…

Nobody Gets Email:

Something tells me this clever little letter has been around for awhile, but its the first time I’ve seen it. I have no clue who wrote it, but really…short, sweet, and right on target!

Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)

*************

Old Employee Notice!

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above, on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).Kris 77

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and Screwed as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who  have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance.)

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I. L.)

PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising costs of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

 

April 6, 2013 Posted by | Congress | , | 1 Comment

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