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Tom Hanks…who doesn’t like Tom Hanks?
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
I SORT of watched the Oscars last night. Whenever I got insulted, I would change the channel, which happened a lot.
In the past years I have written about how to pick the winners at the Oscars: Just pick the movie that expresses the liberal causes, and that‘s your winner. It’s easy. Was the movie about the sufferings of :gay? women? Muslims? blacks?
OSCAR! Add a few devastating illness and you have some variety.
It works every time. The good news is these Hollywood actors have become the loudest mouthpieces for the democratic party, and anybody who doesn’t tow the line of liberal feel good causes are…trashed. And most of these movie stars have big mouths.
So, guess what? America stopped going to their movies as payback. You want to make fun of my conservatives values? Then I don’t have to go see your movies. It must bother them because Sean Penn made a comment about how “Movies don’t even have to make money, it’s all about the ‘art’.
And last year the movie industry lost BIG time. The movie that made half the profits, over $350 million and counting, was a movie about a true American Hero…a soldier.
Damn. What can you do when the nation STILL insists on those old fashion values? What every good marketing agent will do: you have to throw a few bones to the paying crowd.
They gave “Sniper” a nomination so those idiotic morons in the fly over states would tune into the Oscars and learn something. Maybe even go SEE those other movies and learn how wicked they are. Like how homosexuals want to kill themselves when teenagers because they feel “different.” I think last year more soldiers killed themselves than homosexuals…but they don’t care. They have gays in underwear.
“Sniper” won nothing.
And then there was Oprah. The TITANIC Oprah, who made Chris Pine cry with the emotion of how black people should be released from jail…and how racism is rampart in our society.
When “glory” came on, being a thinking human being, with still the right to choose, we flipped the channel to “The Walking Dead” only to witness…two men kissing and loving each other, and my husband and I turned and looked at each other and said, “Oh no…NOT the Talking Dead too.”
STOP IT!! This was a plan to get us to turn BACK to the OSCARS! Ahhhhhhh…….
Lady Gaga, go figure, did a fine performance of songs from the “Sound of Music” The host was rather, boring. And so, I can see why he had to come out in his underwear.
“To every woman who gave birth, to every taxpayer and citizen of this nation,” said Arquette. “We have fought for everybody else’s equal rights. It’s our time to have wage equality once for all. And equal rights for women in the United States of America.”
Somebody tell Hillary. Evidently, she has always paid women 72 cents to the men’s dollar.
During those years, the median annual salary for a woman working in Clinton’s office was $15,708.38 less than the median salary for a man, according to the analysis of data compiled from official Senate expenditure reports.
There wasn’t ONE movie besides Sniper that I would pay money to see. And at the end, the director of the year, a Mexican, made a plea for us to welcome with open arms all his Mexicans neighbors who deserve to be Americans:
Director Inarritu said he prays his native country finds “a government we deserve” and that immigrants to the U.S. “can be treated with the same dignity and the respect of the ones who came before and (built) this incredible immigrant nation.”
Wait. Now MEXICANS built this nations? Move over Muslims.
Don’t they know…that it was the WOMEN who built this nation! Every time I look at the Empire State Building I remind myself that it was built by… very muscular women, who claimed to be men.
Back then, nobody would have hired them if they had said they were female.
Clearly, they have many more movies to make. And I wonder, when they make this movie about how Mexican, Muslims and women built America, they will mention the fact that they were all actually gay?
I think I’m on to something here. Oscar worthy.
This week we have two very famous black men making what many would consider….obnoxious mistakes.
First, let’s start with the champion of mucky Manchurian mistakes: ‘President’ Barack Obama. Upon finding out that Netanyahu is going to speak before Congress without his permission, the King of Muck got pretty mad, and said he would NOT meet with him when he gets here:
So as not to look like the sore loser that he is, Obama put out this statement:
“As a matter of long-standing practice and principle, we do not see heads of state or candidates in close proximity to their elections, so as to avoid the appearance of influencing a democratic election in a foreign country,” said Bernadette Meehan a spokesperson for the National Security Council. “Accordingly, the President will not be meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu because of the proximity to the Israeli election, which is just two weeks after his planned address to the U.S. Congress.”
Got that? He doesn’t want to influence the Israeli elections. And my dog doesn’t want to pee in the back yard.
So, what does he call sending over his finest advisors to Israel to work on getting Netanyahu thrown OUT in the next election? I thought he said he didn’t want to influence elections?
A former Obama campaign strategist is working in Israel as an adviser to a group determined to unseat Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the upcoming Israeli elections.
Jeremy Bird is one of four U.S. consultants helping the Tel Aviv-based Victory 2015, or V15, adopt American campaign methodologies like those that won President Barack Obama the White House in 2008 and 2012.
V15 says it backs no particular party but wants to “simply replace the government,” especially Netanyahu.
Ha! Obama wouldn’t care if a parakeet with a serious lisp got elected, anybody but Netanyahu. Can we call him a Jew hater yet? In Netanyahu’s case…yes. Let’s add that to his ‘hate’ list.
Obama is acting just like Mussolini. And speaking of Mussolini.
The second mistake made this week by a famous black man was done by Mike Tyson, who is excited about channeling Hitler and Mussolini when he rapped a duet with Madonna on her new album, soon to be released after ….her last one make the charts…which might be…not too soon.
Of his totally ad-libbed part of the song, the “Mike Tyson Mysteries” star revealed he channeled former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini – and he even gave a shout-out to Hitler for liking him! “When I did it, I think about being some guy like Mussolini and they’re really arrogant, but you try to come from a positive perspective and be uplifting,” he explained. “You watch Mussolini on television — even though we don’t understand what he’s saying — he is so mesmerizing. I look at myself in that way.”
Ooooooookaaaaaay. Mike finds Mussolini ‘uplifting’? He looks at himself that way? Whoa. He should get in a room full of mirrors with Obama and mesmerize away.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it our ‘president’ who threatens to punish Netanyahu for not obeying his every word? Who does he think he is?
Or is it Mike Tyson, who is crazy about dictators, and crazy enough to blast it to the world on a record?
Nobody decides: It’s…
Madonna! Yes, Madonna wins on this one. She is so desperate to sell a record she has to, once again, do something outlandish that EVERYONE will be appalled at, just so people will listen to her again. The last time she had a big hit, Elvis was still alive and being seen at car washes in Texas.
She has moved on from having sex with upside down crucifixes.
She probably even made poor Mike watch old films of Mussolini and Hitler just so he’d know who they were. You REALLY think Mike knows even how to find his own bathroom, let alone a history film? At least Barbara Streisand gets REAL singers to do duets with her.
Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
So, Congratulations Madonna! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for losing your usual ‘shock and awe’ revival of yourself.
I heard this news on Rush Limbaugh’s program today, and had to laugh. Liam Neeson has joined Sylvester Stallone in complaining that America citizens should not have guns—WHILE at the same time, making MILLIONS off those same people by promoting violence with guns.
“There’s too many [expletive] guns out there,” Neeson told Gulf News at a Taken 3 presser in Dubai. “Especially in America. I think the population is like, 320 million? There’s over 300 million guns. Privately owned, in America. I think it’s a [expletive] disgrace. Every week now we’re picking up a newspaper and seeing, ‘Yet another few kids have been killed in schools.’”
You tell me, how they see no hypocrisy in themselves and what they are saying.
“A character like Bryan Mills going out with guns and taking revenge: it’s fantasy. It’s in the movies, you know? I think it can give people a great release from stresses in life and all the rest of it, you know what I mean? It doesn’t mean they’re all going to go out and go, ‘Yeah, let’s get a gun!’’”
So, tell us Mr. Neeson…do YOU own a gun? Sorry. You can’t claim “It’s a fantasy” ….you are endorsing the right for a man to protect his family by agreeing to make the film. We understand that YOU live in a fantasy world where you hang out with the superrich and can hire body guards, and live in castles with heavily guarded gates, but hey, some of us live near Ferguson. We NEED our guns. What DON’T you get about this fact?
You DO have a choice Liam. You don’t have to make those films. Why do you think Americans LIKE those films? Is it because we believe in the right to protect ourselves? Or is it because we just think you’re so handsome?
I don’t care how many more RAMBOS he makes, or even if Liam makes TAKEN 22, I will never spend another dime on seeing any of their work.
Nobody Thinks they both have enough money and who knows? Maybe ‘somebody’ is paying them big bucks to say this stuff.
Or…are they that stupid?
You tell me.
So, do YOU want to give your money to support men who put you down, and think you are stupid? You know what this Nobody really thinks about these two?
In a real fight in the real world, they’d be the first ones out the back door. They are …..actually cowards.
My dog has more cahonies, and she’s a female.
A report from the celebrity gossip site Perez Hilton claims that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to be a boy, and is requesting that her parents call her “John” all the time. Angelina even said that Shiloh “wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.”
Why are we surprised that the parents want her to express her sexual self as being gay so young? And is she even gay? Maybe, because she probably doesn’t get to play with too many children besides her brothers, she is just tomboy.
Hey, at four I wanted to be a nun…or a brain doctor. Or better yet, a baseball player. But nothing was more fun than a game of sand football with the local boys in the neighborhood simply because I found dolls boring. But thinking about what sex I was never entered my mind…and why should it? Girls were allowed to be tomboys back then.
Shiloh it seems has found a way to get attention, and she has learned from the best attention hogs of Hollywood. Every single time Angelina Jolie adopted a kid in some foreign country, she made a worldwide splash with her pictures in every magazine in the world: Every press release, every photo shot, every picture of the family together was shopped around to the highest bidder, can we have any doubt of that?
I bet each kid made mom millions of dollars. Those kids…were like gold stock. In the old days, Hollywood Stars kept their kids OUT of the limelight. Not today— today those kids are promoted as the next future blockbuster. It’s all about the money.
And how can you blame them? Politicians do it too. I’m waiting for the Bush family to start releasing their baby pictures, and the pictures of their grandkids.
After “John’s” new revelation at four that she is not a girl, everyone will be taking MORE pictures and paying the couple for exclusive rights to photograph their kids at every age and with each new liberal discovery.
One of those boys will have to announce he is a transgender—- and this is all too funny.
Does anybody care if Shiloh changes her name to John? Look at the good side, she won’t get raped when she goes to college.
Frankly, I don’t blame her for wanting a simpler name: Shiloh sounds like old Yeller’s replacement. Someday we’ll be watching JOHN SHILOH up on the screen: the new action woman/man who can beat up whole armies just like her mom and dad.
Want to bet on it?
Can I go back to sleep now?
Sheriff Rick, has captured three cops…and one of the cop prisoners sweet talks the girl that is keeping his guard and then escapes, by knocking her out…and starts running. He is still in handcuffs (probably plastic ones because lord knows, in the Apocalypse Zombie world, real ones are hard to come by) and he’s running down the street, being chased by zombies.
Sheriff Rick, is a fair man, and a man who won’t hesitate to make decisions— jumps in a cop car, (left there by the prisoner) and follows the man…he turns on the speaker on in the cop car and tells him to STOP!
The prisoner keeps running, down the middle of the street, a habit that ALL actors and movie writers love to put into their scripts. You, the audience are yelling, “Don’t go down the middle of the street you moron! GET OFF THE ROAD!” But do they ever listen? No.
It never ends well….not in real life either. Nobody thinks they do this so that YOU, the audience will be screaming in your seats about the absurdity of running down the middle of the road, but then, that’s great entertainment to them. What can you do?
So, in this great scene— after ordering the man to stop about TRHEE times, Rick hits him hard with the car, and it’s sweet, because this guy get BAMMED down to the payment by the front fender and we are happy, because this guy is a lying scum.
Rick gets out of the car, and walks up to him and says, “ALL you had to do was stop. It didn’t have to be like this.” Or something to that effect…and the guy starts lying and trying to sweet talk Rick…and Rick…
Shoots him in the head.
More than likely they wrote this script long before Ferguson, but the timing of the episode was…perfect.
Now, if they would just stop obsessing about having to make Darrell gay,(Another macho guy ) or put a “gay” in the script we’d all be happier.
They can’t make him gay—it would affect the merchandizing BIG time.
Anyway, I only watch this show because it’s my husband favorite on TV…and it’s beating out Football.
Do you really think The Walking Dead fans even CARE that the Rams players came out in protest with their hands up?
Nope. We are ALL…Sheriff Rick Grimes. The new John Wayne…too much fun.
Just how far hypocrisy can go…
For instance, Better Midler just tweeted:
Gee. Bette Midler is alarmed that global warming is killing off our birds.
Notice how she fails to mention that global warming Windmills are the real reason birds are being killed off—
And since liberals HATE that symbol of American patriotism, the bald eagle is being slaughtered by Windmills. Bald Eagles are rather BIG birds. You would think the “passionate about birds deaths Bette Midler” would comprehend the massacre that is occurring, and just how long it took to bring the eagle OFF the endangered species list, and may I add, by hundreds of good citizens who worked very hard at it, and YET, it’s Obama and his friends that don’t care about birds. Nope, I guess Obama figures the symbol of American exceptionalism just has to go.
Energy facilities in 10 states have killed at least 85 golden and bald eagles since 1997, says a new government study. Just in the last five years, wind farms have killed at least 67 eagles, but the figure could be much higher, the study says.
So bug off Bette: You want to save the birds? Take down those windmills. Go sing. And by the way–what poor bird had to die to make that hat?
Well, this was a surprise, wasn’t it? Barbara Streisand joined Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show? Actually, I think it was the best, and most relaxed I’ve ever seen her…and the talent she displayed all those years ago, the original style that she developed which made her millions, was there for us all to enjoy.
Okay…BUT….(You knew this was coming didn’t you?)
BUT…is Barbara coming out of retirement to help Hillary run for President? Remember she sang for Bill Clinton’s first inauguration? And IF you didn’t notice, there has been a lot of buzz going on in the tabloids about how Barbra finally admitted to her husband Josh Bolin, that she and Bill Clinton had a big affair at that time…and her husband wasn’t too happy about it.
Now— if you believe that this was leaked for a reason…(I do) then Barbara has come out to support Hillary…and make a lot of money while she’s at it.
She could have made this album years ago. Why wait till now? If she is going to help Hillary raise money, she HAS to come out of retirement. Everybody has pretty much forgotten about her.
She didn’t talk about politics last night, but like Hillary saying she and Bill were broke, Barbara tried to say she was just like all us regular folks…why, she even has a truck, and she and her husband ride in every day!
Anyway, enjoy it while you can…until she starts saying things like “We NEED a woman President.”
Then I give you permission to smash her old records. (IF you have any, if not, I have a few I can spare.)
Sure…she’s old. But so is Henry Kissinger. So is Daddy Bush—and Joan Rivers had a LOT more energy than either one of them…SO…
Now, out of nowhere, she almost dies?:
The 81-year-old comedian went into cardiac and respiratory arrest last Thursday while undergoing a vocal cord procedure at a private Upper East Side clinic. She was then rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital, where she was placed in a medically induced coma.
Rivers’ family said on Tuesday morning that she remained on life support. The family didn’t specify on Wednesday whether Rivers’ move out of ICU meant she had been removed from life support.
So happy campers…do you smell a conspiracy here? Didn’t she just about say the worst thing anybody has ever said about Obama? IF in fact he is gay, and Michelle is a transvestite, they would have never made it to the White House. But is it possible?
This Nobody who made this video thinks so: (Be sure and see the testimony at the end.)
There is nobody more willing to believe that Michelle is a transvestite than me, but then I ask myself: So…who gave birth to the girls? There are many black women that look like men, but then, on the other hand, it’s pretty easy to believe that Obama is gay, and loves coke, and still does it. Hips are usually the way to tell if women are…women, and I must admit, I don’t really look at her hips much. OR her fingers. I have no clue.
On the OTHER hand, those kids could have had a surrogate mother and IN the elaborate plot to get Obama elected that would have been easy enough.
—-And if you go so far as to say that Obama and Michelle have fooled the American people about their marriage, could they have arranged for Joan Rivers to have an earlier than expected death by surgery?
Oh…this is fun! Of course they could! Bill and Hillary have paved the runway for unexpected heart attacks, plane crashes, and impossible suicides.
As for Joan, I certainly hope she makes a full recovery. And if she does, Nobody Wonders: Will she still be talking about the Obamas?
NOTHING in politics is a coincidence, and while George Clooney doesn’t get much notice anymore, in the last ten years, to many, (okay, me) he looks to be on the path to politics. His movies have been political.
His new bride to be, Amal Alamuddin, is a British Lawyer from a very well to do Arab family. Her mother is the foreign editor of the Arab Newspaper al-Hayst, while her father Ramzi is a retired professor of business studies at the American University of Beirut.
She also is a very anti-Israel Lebanese Arab who worked for the U.N. and represented Julian Assange. Amal is a Druze, which is just an offshoot of Islam.
And I know–you are asking, Joyanna, who cares who George Clooney FINALLY marries?
One: He is a good friend of Obama’s. He hangs out with all the politicians.
Two: Nations Human Rights Council in Geneva has named three to its commission to look into human rights violations in the Gaza slaughter. William Schabas, Doudou Diene, and Amal Alamuddin.
So, I guess a good old-fashioned American girl was not good enough for George, as he admits
“I’m marrying up.”
Good for you George, but frankly my dear…many of us…in the words of another leading man who actually cared about America: We don’t give a damn.
Good looks only get you so far.
Hollywood–it was reported today that Hollywood had its worst summer in eight years, which got me to thinking about a movie that is coming out soon called—-
The first one was good….but….
“Well, we’re not paying to see it.” said my husband who has been known to watch Rocky and First Blood marathons. ” Anybody that makes a living making movies filled with guns, and then says Americans shouldn’t have guns, doesn’t need my money.”
Yes, Sylvester Stallone was all for gun control during the gun debates last year.
I agree with my husband, and I guess that’s why Sylvester Stallone keeps putting more and more box office famous faces in the Expendable movies–He knows America is not going to go to just see HIM anymore, so he loads up his movies now with the old tried and true stars of the last few decades–like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, and Mel Gibson. It worked before…might work again.
Still, I often wonder how many other people decide not to waste their money on Hollywood hypocrites. Judging by the box office, a lot more than you would think. Most of the men in the movie, are American Icons, but, somewhere along the line, I really don’t care a bit about any of them anymore. Through the years, most of them have stated their opinions, and it has always hit me the wrong way.
Stallone is big on immigration, and gun control. Harrison Ford, has said some nasty things about Bush. Okay, sure, I complain about the Bushes for many reasons, but Ford was downright nasty, almost hateful. Schwarzenegger turned out to be a democrat. Gibson? Well…not most women’s idea of a man you would want to sit next to in a bar…
Still, they have all made great movies, but what is it? I think, money is so tight, if you feel like the actor looks DOWN on you as a fan, you just don’t care to give him any more money. That’s it for me anyway. They’ve divided the country, and it is what it is. I’m sure Harrison Ford wouldn’t be caught dead watching Duck Dynasty.
Stallone wants a ‘younger’ audience, but you have to laugh. The younger generations were raised on the Hobbit,Vampires, and love stories–which actually put Stallone into fame and fortune. When was the last time he did THAT convincingly?
And then there’s Jane Fonda. As an actress–she was always great, she soared above her father in acting ability…but Vietnam hurt her to at least half of America. Fewer people went to see her movies. Today, she was upset about Rupert Murdoch trying to buy Time Warner:
“It’s no secret that Rupert uses his media outlets for political reasons,” she added. “And he is not neutral. And he, you know, his new outlets do things that are unconscionable. And it just cannot happen that he becomes that much of a dominant force in American media.”
Clearly, Jane misses her cannon.
Nobody Thinks that Sylvester Stallone should put Jane in his next movie as his next gun-toting mistress…the title “expendable” then would finally find its true home.
And I find it funny, that the one women who did one of the most unconscionable things ever done in American history, by siding with the enemy who were killing our men, and insulting American soldiers…THAT woman finds a conservative TV mogul so—-“unconscionable” because that’s exactly what SHE has always been to parents and wives who lost their loved ones in Vietnam.
She said she was sorry. All Rupert has to do is tell her, if he manages to buy Time Warner, “I’m sorry Jane, really I am.”
Nobody Wins when ageing movie stars, who lost half their following because they insulted Americans who went to see their movies, now have to work at lower wages just to keep their face on that big screen.
Move over guys…we still have our memories. There isn’t anybody that isn’t expendable.
And their main nemesis…is the evil man.
Pamela Anderson, has cut her hair in Hillary style fashion, and remade herself into a spokeswoman for the noble causes of the elites:
Actress Pamela Anderson stunned guests at the launch of her charity foundation by detailing a catalogue of horrific sexual abuse during her childhood.
The shock revelation came as she unveiled The Pamela Anderson Foundation, which will focus on environmentalism and animal rights activism, in front of a crowd of more than 200 during the Cannes Film Festival in France on Friday.
She took to a podium to address revelers and spoke about how her deeply troubled past had prompted her love of nature.
The “Baywatch” star said, “I feel now might be the time to reveal a few of my most painful memories. At the risk of over-exposing myself, again, or being inappropriate, again, I thought I might share with you why I am doing this.”
Anderson has previously revealed she was raped when she was 12-years-old, but she shocked the crowd by detailing a string of abusive incidents, alleging she was molested by a female babysitter at the age of six and gang-raped as a teen by a group of young men.
Sadly, rape is not uncommon on this planet, and evil men and women are all over the place. I have always thought Pamela’s taste in drug-addicted men, showed her own low self- esteem. Is it any wonder she married such low lifers? And even though she had ‘loving’ parents, some kind of detachment was there. Clearly, the sex goddess needs constant attention.
But…having said all that, the fact that she is coming out at this moment in the run up to the first female President in history does not go unnoticed. Why the silence all these years? Why now?
Whether the ‘sexual’ abuse stories, are true or not (We don’t really know do we?) they will be used to promote the further power of the ‘woman’ in government, and how all women are ‘abused.”
Along with the polar bears, who I’m sure, Pamela finds a need to save,
And one other question: If someone is abused so terrible because of sex, would you want to keep flaunting your ‘sex’? Maybe psychiatrists can explain this one….there has to be more to this than meets the eye.
In the meantime guys, don’t worry. I’m sure Pamela will keep the men in eye candy until the day she dies. She is following Bridget Bardot’s golden year path.
Just when you thought that the feminists had their movie stars and music idols all under control, think again! Lady Gaga has come out with some life statements about ‘men’ and ‘women’ that is totally going to bug every feminist on every blog.
When talking about men and her husband (boyfriend?) she gives this advice:
Yes, actually,” said Lady G, 27. “He’s totally in charge. I mean, when I am home, I am, like, shoes are off, I’m making him dinner. He has a job, too, and he is really busy!”
“I’m in charge all day long, the last thing I want to do is tell him what to do,” explains Gaga, who apparently doesn’t realize there’s a middle ground to be had. “It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do, female listeners who are out there.”
Notice I underlined the reporter’s comments insinuating Lady Gaga is nuts.
“The definition I’m using with the word ‘submissive’ is the biblical definition of that,” she said. “So, it is meekness, it is not weakness. It is strength under control, it is bridled strength. And that’s what I choose to have in my marriage.”
She called her husband “a natural-born leader. I quickly learned that I had to find a way of honoring his take-charge personality and not get frustrated about his desire to have the final decision on just about everything. I am not a passive person, but I chose to fall into a more submissive role in our relationship because I wanted to do everything in my power to make my marriage and family work.”
Are the feminists going to call her out on this one?
So–we learn here that the Gaga who has done just about everything she can on stage, and who is obviously in control of her work life, decides to let the man be the boss at home.
Gee…like I said…wonders never cease. Somebody call Gloria. She might have to adopt kids in the Congo to make up for this abomination.
WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.
What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.
Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.
Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges would actually judge on musical content?
Wonders never cease.
The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.
Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?
George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.
Yeah, that worked.
Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.
The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.
Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.
Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.