Not many men in the world can match Mark Stein when he gets on a rant…about ANY subject. He’s funny, witty, sarcastic, and arrow-to- the- heart, devastatingly damaging to all liberal progressives policies, which is why you almost NEVER hear any democrat or liberal talk about him. He is that feared.
Since Obama gave a speech to the National Guard graduating class this week on the dangers of climate change, I thought Mark Stein should get the Nobody’s Fool Award for this week.
So, Congratulations Mark….you win the Nobody’s Fool Award for pretty much the next century! Don’t EVER stop!
Enjoy! And ….learn from the Obi Wan master of truth…the incredible, Mark Stein.
Where’s Al Gore today? Let’s send him an email, because it was reported today that due to global warming, Mars is in serious trouble. I don’t know what terrible gas sucking cars are doing to that poor planet’s atmosphere but it was actually warmer on Mars yesterday, than here.:
Time to stop remarking about how unearthly cold it is outside because on Thursday, Mars was actually warmer than many parts of the U.S.
The daytime high in the red planet’s Gale Crater, as recorded by NASA’s curiosity Rover, was 17.6 degrees F – a whopping 11 degrees warmer than the 6-degree high in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Temperatures in fourteen states from Washington to Maine reported temperatures colder than Mars, as a brutal blast of Arctic air sweeps the country
Obama will have to put this in his state of the Union Speech…because global warming is now not just the only problem on this planet—Clearly Mars needs to pay some carbon taxes too.
Imagine if an EMP hit above the U.S. right now…with three more months to go of these global warming sub-zero temperatures?
Okay. Let’s not. Right now, I’m having a hard time imagining next month’s gas and electric bills, which thank to Obama, have necessarily skyrocket.
Just how far hypocrisy can go…
For instance, Better Midler just tweeted:
Gee. Bette Midler is alarmed that global warming is killing off our birds.
Notice how she fails to mention that global warming Windmills are the real reason birds are being killed off—
And since liberals HATE that symbol of American patriotism, the bald eagle is being slaughtered by Windmills. Bald Eagles are rather BIG birds. You would think the “passionate about birds deaths Bette Midler” would comprehend the massacre that is occurring, and just how long it took to bring the eagle OFF the endangered species list, and may I add, by hundreds of good citizens who worked very hard at it, and YET, it’s Obama and his friends that don’t care about birds. Nope, I guess Obama figures the symbol of American exceptionalism just has to go.
Energy facilities in 10 states have killed at least 85 golden and bald eagles since 1997, says a new government study. Just in the last five years, wind farms have killed at least 67 eagles, but the figure could be much higher, the study says.
So bug off Bette: You want to save the birds? Take down those windmills. Go sing. And by the way–what poor bird had to die to make that hat?
Every day I watch my local weather guy, and every day Mr. Murry gives the temperature. If it’s 102, he’ll be quick to say, but that’s not the record…the record was set in 1913 when it was 112. I know what he’s doing: He’s telling us all that he doesn’t really believe in all this global warming panic. Because you see, unlike Al Gore and Leo De Crappio, Mr. Murry is an actual meteorologist.
It doesn’t matter how hot it gets, there is always another day in history, BEFORE rich elites were flying around the world in their jets attending global warming meetings, where it was actually hotter.
Weather has ALWAYS been extreme, but you’d never know it by the media hysteria that they are getting back into would you?
To all the liberal heated hearts out there, extreme weather has just started. Every little thunderstorm sends them them running for cover, and hovering over their candles.
A FLOOD! A FIRE! A THUNDERSTORM! TORNADO! Wow!—– When has that ever happened? What’s this world coming to?
I remember when I was just a kid in Naples, Florida, when Hurricane Donna hit. The winds got up to over 200 mph, and nobody thought that global warming caused it. We all were amazed that the little shacks that held the hobo’s stood up, while the rich mansions on the beaches were destroyed.
Why is that? Because the hobo’s KNEW not to build your house on the beach. All of them built huts miles from shore. (Not that the rich would have let them on the beach, and I know I could go into a great philosophical discussions about this, but I won’t you lucky person.)
But, yesterday, all over the world, the very organized liberal Chicken Little’s got their buses out, and came out in force. Yes—like gathering minnows in a pond after a storm, they all came out to protest our leaders for not handling the earth’s weather.
God forbid they have to weather another storm.
From Huffington Post:
“Organizers said some 550 busloads had arrived for the rally, (think of all the carbon emissions that caused) which followed similar events in 166 countries including Britain, France, Afghanistan (Afghanistan?) and Bulgaria.
“Today I am marching for my children. I am marching so they can live in a world without worrying about the next big storm destroying their community,” said Bill Aristovolus, the superintendent of an apartment building in New York City’s working-class Bronx borough.
Well, it won’t matter if a big storm hits the Bronx, Bill, they will be walking through the rain, doing without electricity, living off food stamps, because they won’t be able to afford to buy food, it will be so high.
What? Why do you think your hamburger costs so much? Thanks to the global climate wacko’s our politicians started trying to ‘wean’ us off oil. So, George W. decided to take 40 percent of our corn and make it into ethanol. What a wonderful idea! That made the corn and feed for the guy raising cattle skyrocket, and guess who he passed that along to?
YOU! Obama closed down most of our coal plants. That means your electric bill went up.
Yes, you are saving the world…feel better now?
And Obama’s not done yet—-
“On Tuesday, the Obama administration announced industry and government commitments to replace HFCs, the super-potent heat-trapping chemicals used in air conditioning, refrigeration, and insulation. This will speed the transition to next-generation technologies that use safer chemicals and less energy. And this fall the EPA is due to decide new standards to reduce the extraordinary leakage of methane — another potent climate change pollutant — from the oil and gas industry.”
God bless the EPA, the IRS, the NSA, all those little arms of the President that gives him the power to make laws WITHOUT Congress. Obama doesn’t have to worry about the temperature reading in the White House basketball court now does he?
But, the weather is getting colder, not warmer. Okay, so California is in a draught, but it’s been in one before. NOBODY looks at historical weather records anymore do they?
Face it: The Al Gore rising seas, the dying of the planet, the ice caps melting…none of that happened. They had to change global warming to climate change, because last winter the whole planet froze. People were putting their beer in the snow, because it was actually colder than their fridge.
But…when you’re a liberal trying to get the evil oil producers off the planet so YOU can make YOUR fortune on windmills, you have to come up with some other disaster besides…heat.
And they have. Now, not only is the earth heating up, but the earth is the reason…hold on…it’s going to be hard to comprehend——
The warm weather is WHY we have diseases.
Read this from Margaret Chan:
“Many of the world’s most worrisome diseases have transmission cycles that are profoundly shaped by conditions of heat and humidity and patterns of rainfall. As one important example, malaria parasites and the mosquitoes that transmit them are highly sensitive to climate variability, which has been repeatedly linked to epidemics
Climate variables contribute to natural disasters, with their related population displacements, lost livelihoods, destroyed infrastructures, and conditions of crowding and filth that favor explosive outbreaks of disease. diarrhea diseases, the second biggest killer of young children, flourish under such conditions.”
Wow. News alert. Did you know that the weather in Africa makes it prone for disease? And this is WHOSE fault? If those people can’t figure out how to build a water system and toilet, does that really mean that I should pay more for my gas?
No…like clockwork these men MEAN to control the planet and scaring people has always worked..so they are bringing out their biggest guns: Al Gore, Leo Decrapio, Obama, Huffington Post, and the one and only…
Just as Sunday’s big People’s Climate March and next week’s UN global summit on climate converge here in New York City, the nation and world are experiencing weather of an intensity that should rattle the stubborn false convictions of even the most fervent climate change denier.
Terrible flooding in India and Pakistan, the worst in more than a century, with heavy monsoon rains, 500 lives lost and hundreds of thousands left stranded… thousands of wildfires ignited by severe drought in California and the West… flash floods in Arizona… the punch of a hurricane pounding Mexico’s Baja coast, the strongest in nearly 50 years, battering locals and trapping tourists in their hotels without electricity.
There you go. If you put millions of people in a city right next to a river, you are bound to lose that house. My advice…move your house.
Frankly, I think the world just wobbled a bit, as it tends to do, the sun is doing its thing, and whenever I listen to my favorite weatherman, I often think of Albert who pretty much sums up how I feel about the whole deal:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the
universe.”― Albert Einstein
UPDATE: It was now being said that over 400,000 people showed up to protest in New York. Don’t you wonder who paid for all those free lunches and buses?
Al Gore said that by now, the Antarctic would have completely melted, and Florida, along with the lost chads of Al Gore, would be sunk in a sea of rising (and no doubt very cold) arctic water.
BUT…that hasn’t happened, instead it’s actually gaining ice!
The amount of Antarctic sea ice is at record levels this year, but scientists insists that doesn’t disprove global warming. Satellite images show that almost 12.5 million square miles of sea ice surrounds the continent. That’s the largest amount since records have been kept in the early 1970s. “That is roughly double the size of the Antarctic continent and about three times the size of Australia,” Jan Lieser of the Antarctic Climate and Ecosystems Cooperative Research Centre told ABC. The discovery was made late last week.
But, never fear, the global warming believers have found a global warming answer for that:
They say the sea ice is actually growing around Antarctica because stronger winds, caused by global warming, are facilitating the process by which sea ice is made. The ice is made in “sea ice factories” called polynias.
Yes. I would like to visit these sea ice factories, wouldn’t you? I have no doubt they are being run by the evil Koch brothers who are changing under-minimum wages to Salvadorians to produce this ice that is destroying the democratic dreams of domination.
We can only hope and pray global warming scientists don’t read any Michael Crichton books, because they might get the idea to actually set blasts of dynamite in that manufactured ice, and set a chunk of ice bigger than Australia out to crash into that lovely country.
Any woman that can cause liberal David Wassermen to say that she is the most frightening candidate he’s met in 7 years, DESERVES a metal!
He is so upset about Lenar Whitney getting into Congress, he is writing columns in the Washington Post trying to warn the American people.
But guess what David? Lenar is not the only one out there calling out the fraud. Nobody Thinks —- the fact that she bugs you, is cause for MY celebration.
So, Congratulations Lenar! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
We need another truth fighter in Congress, so keep up the good work!
Polar Bears VS The Progressive
First, let’s start with the Polar Bear—
Ever since Teddy Roosevelt had the Teddy Bear named after him, America has loved her bears. This was caused by the fact that every single child in America took a cute cuddly Teddy Bear to bed with them. Thanks to Teddy, toy manufacturing millionaires florist overnight until this day, when you can actually go into your local mall and design your own bears to take to bed with you.
(I’d advise getting the child a stuffed Statue of Liberty Teddy Bear, but that’s me.)
The Chinese took notice and made the Panda it’s national symbol. Chinese kids were going to bed with cute little panda dolls. Russia too, wanted to be known as, “THE BEAR.”
So, when progressive Al Gore sounded the alarm about the polar bears dying at the North Pole because global warming was melting the ice, we all ran to our teddy bears and sobbed.
Well, Okay, I didn’t. But I KNOW Prince Charles did.
And then, the pictures were flashed all over the globe: The poor polar bear was stranded on ice…starving!
Forget that polar bears are excellent swimmers. Forget the fact that less ice is GOOD for polar bears because there are more fat seals to find and eat since they feed well into the summer, too much ice means less seals. And forget the fact that there are more polar bears on the planet now, then there has ever been recorded.
And here’s where the progressives extinction comes into play.
Progressives forget that global temperatures have not risen in the last 16 years, AND that the Antarctica is growing exponentially. Therefore, logic says, the polar bears are just fine and a lot smarter than your average progressive.
Progressive cannot figure out that global warming is a hoax to pull on that emotional little kid that is deep in us all, going back to our childhood. We want to protect our Teddy’s.
Who were cuddly and NEVER ate us.
So, who will go extinct first? The polar bear, or the progressive liberal? Which ones survival instinct is more intact?
I don’t know about you, but I’m rooting for the polar bear. The progressive will be long gone, and the polar bear will still be eating fat seals and not the least concerned about any of us.
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinion, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” ——–
Climate change: Last week Kerry and Obama both spoke about what they believe a more dire threat to the United States than the invasion of the welfare snatchers. And when did this idea hit our global elites?
Aurelio Peccei said in the organization’s 1991 publication, The First Global Revolution:
In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine, and the like would fit the bill. All for these are caused by human intervention, The real enemy then, is humanity itself. “
And so it was decided to bombard our schools, our universities, our airwaves with the threat of…ourselves.
Nobody Remembers one man who helped fuel the manufactured panic call global warming
From “Human Race Get off Your Knees”
The desperation to avoid the fact that temperatures have been falling has led to the figures being doctored by NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies. This is headed by another close Al Gore Associate, Dr. James Hansen, the man who has been called the father of climate change’ but should really be called ‘the father of the dodgy data that fueled the myth of climate change. Hansen’s NASA institute announced that October 2008 was the hottest on record and yet the experience across the world was of very cold weather and heavy snowstorms. When the obvious inaccuracy of the NASA figures was questioned it turned out that they had used the figures from the warmer month of September and said they were for October. This is highly relevant because the figures published by Hansen’s Institute provide some of the prime data used by the IPCC to support its line about global warming and they have consistently claimed higher temperatures than other figures. I wonder why? It’s not the first time Hansen has been called out either.
In 2007 he was forced to accept that his claim that the 1990s was the hottest decade of the 20th century wasn’t true. The hottest decade was the 1930s when there was dramatically less carbon dioxide being produced.
The good news? The planet is a miracle. Even though man has detonated thousands of atomic bombs all over it, somehow, it manages to survive. Sure, we do major damage in many areas, but in the scale of the planet…please.
The bad news? Politicians will fudge any data, hide any statistics (including keeping separate accounting books with real numbers) in order to get what they want:
Complete control over everything.
In the meantime, excuse me. It’s gloriously hot today, and I’m going swimming.
A great part of mankind…are unavoidably given over to invincible ignorance. –John Locke
What a week it was–The latest Obama blunder is being splashed all over the world, and Nobody Knows where it’s all going to end. Nobody Knows why Susan Rice, went on all the Sunday talk shows to say that Bowe Bergdahl was captured on the field of battle, when men that were in his troop, would like to see him tried and shot for being a deserter. After all, men lost their own lives looking for him.
Susan Rice must do a mean Happy Hour on the Good Ship Lollipop.
Nobody Knows if Bowe the dancer was actually helping the Taliban set just the right bombs to blow up American soldiers, but circumstantial evidence seems to point in that direction. And Nobody Knows if, as reported by WND, the American soldiers were ordered to shoot him on sight if they found him, and if that’s so, then Obama truly DID save his life. Not from the Taliban, but from our own soldiers. In the meantime’s, Obama stands by his decision to release the worst of the worst terrorists, out of Guantanamo, and by his own admission, they could try to kill us all again.
Thanks Mr. President.
The movie is coming soon…
Nobody Knows what the President was smoking when he made this deal, but it wasn’t grown in Colorado,
And speaking of smoking—
Nobody knows exactly WHEN marijuana is going to be legal in all of Obama’s 57 states. The radio is filled now with how overdue legalization is. The marketing potentials are endless! Marijuana could be put into everything! Food, pizza, cupcakes, morning cereal, soda,…our water…making all these Obama scandals much easier to deal with—.and one guy has an even more enticing idea;
Washington state based Mirth Provisions plans to release a cannabis-infused cold-brew coffee called “Legal,” as the new product will only be available in markets where marijuana is legal.
Creator Adam Stites told My Northwest that each bottle will contain about 20 milligrams of THC, enough to create “an alert, creative, high,” but not too much as to make it an unpleasant experience, “especially for people who are just getting into marijuana.”
I can’t wait to get my alert, creative, high, can you?
And speaking of alert creative highs..
Alexander “Sasha” Shulgin, the chemist, pharmacologist and author known for popularising the drug MDMA and creating and synthesizing hundreds of psychoactive drugs, has died aged 88.
Shulgin, dubbed the ‘Godfather of Ecstasy’, died at his home in California after being diagnosed with liver cancer.
Shulgin not only explored and created drugs for college boys to dope their favorite freshman, he published online, over 800 pages on how to make those drugs online..for free, giving a whole new meaning to ‘date rape.’
According to Psychedelic Frontier, Shulgin once estimated he had tripped on psychedelic drugs 4,000 times during his life –roughly once a week for more than 50 years.
Nobody Knows, but Nobody Wonders if Shulgin hung out with Bowe’s Dad.
And speaking of ecstasy….
Nobody Knows that now, the global elites are saying that infidelity is due to …global warming.
(Honey, it’s not MY fault, she was just so…HOT! It’s those damn carbon emissions!)
When asking people who cheated on their spouses, what was the cause, the survey SAID!
Survey respondents also reported they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold. That makes sense — after all, which would you say is sexier, a steamy Miami day or a polar vortex?
Which means in this insane world where nobody seems to know anything, especially Obama and his whole cabinet, we can blame just about everything on global warming.
And that includes Obama’s low IQ.
And why government workers get bonus when people die.
Nobody Knows the actual power of invincible ignorance, but we are finding out, John Locke was right.
If you want to know who is at the top of the ‘crony capitalistic pig’ bozo tree…he’s come out again.
The soon to be King of England, Prince Charles, who, in front of a meeting with all his powerful, rich, elite buddies, just warned them that if they didn’t act like the tyrants they were all meant to be, the world would collapse:
“… We can choose to act now before it is finally too late, using all of the power and influence that each of you can bring to bear to create an inclusive, sustainable and resilient society,” he said in a speech in London to a conference entitled Inclusive Capitalism.
He added: “There will, of course, be hard choices to make, and, take it from me, in the short term, you will not be popular with your peers, but if you stand firm and take the kind of action that is needed, I have every confidence the rewards will be immense.”
“Rewards will be immense.” No kidding. They all are in line to make trillions.
Prince Charles is right…the regular Nobody on the street is going to be furious at the government of the world forcing us little nobodies into more slavery and loss of property.
And then when billions parish from hunger…and the world’s climate hasn’t changed, what will they say then? “Oh, we did what was right.”
Not to let Prince Charles get all the limelight, in the U. S. we have our own village idiot. John Kerry is carrying on the fine tradition of leaders scaring the masses to death to get MORE money and to control them.
“And I know it’s hard to feel the urgency as we sit here on an absolutely beautiful morning in Boston,’ Kerry said, ‘you might not see climate change as an immediate threat to your job, your communities or your families.
‘But let me tell you, it is.’
If the U.S. does not act, ‘and it turns out that the critics and the naysayers and the members of the Flat Earth Society – if it turns out that they’re wrong, then we are risking nothing less than the future of the entire planet,’ Kerry told graduates of the Massachusetts college and their families.”
Personally, I prefer the “Alien have landed and we must unit to save the world!” fear story that Bill Clinton would prefer, but that’s me.
In the meantime, the royal family continues to flash just how low-class they really are:
What? Kate can’t afford to buy underwear? Has Global Warming made her just to hot to bear wearing clothes?
Does she need a bigger butt?
Until England falls into the sea, at least we can be assured of more Royal Family shenanigans making us all wonder….Maybe the mudbloods should take over.
You wouldn’t see Steve Jobs telling people if they do not believe in global warming, don’t buy Apple stock because he thinks you’re stupid. After all, China is the biggest polluter on the planet and that’s where Apple makes all their glorious Apple products, and do you think Apple would personally see that those factories are ‘green’?
(Do YOU want to brush your teeth in the shower like Jennifer Anderson?)
What? Only the rich, elite, snobby, wacko’s will be able to profit from your IPHONE purchase?
Talk about class warfare.
Now, Apple has a new buddy in the green movement, Richard the “Virgin” Branson.
Virgin CEO Richard Branson said that those who are skeptical of man-made global warming should “get out of our way,” joining the ranks of CEOs lashing out against those opposed to business investments in “sustainability.”
Branson made his remarks in the wake of Apple CEO Tim Cook’s telling global warming skeptics to “get out of this stock” if they did not agree with the company’s green investment strategy. Cook made his comments after being confronted by a free-market activist who pressed him on putting the environment ahead of profitable investments .
Can we tell Richard to GROUND all his air polluting airplanes? Can we stay he is sucking the life out of our planet and to please get off it? What happened to your polluting space ships Richard? Not doing so well is it?
This is all a very well connected war plan with the very rich elitist Marxists, who want to rob even MORE of your money for their own pockets. Just think, Apple could start charging you a carbon tax on your IPHONE, and Mr. Virgin could tack a fee on your airline ticket, you dirty polluting pig of a customer.
This Nobody suggests we tax the hot air coming out of these hypocritical elites blowhards.
Until they practice what they preach, and give ALL their profits to save the planet, they can go suck a duck and stop trying to kill ours.
By the way, Branson’s statement conveniently came out just before the big U.S. SENATE marathon on climate change. They want Obama to do an executive order for the planet…otherwise carbon taxes will never pass.
Not to mention—Obama VS Putin has just got to be taken off the daily news.
To me, arguments about religion, are like watching a snake swallow its own tale. In the end the snake eats itself, and there’s nothing left to talk about. And religion is fun to talk about. (See video below, for a man having fun talking about religion.)
Every religion has its stories, and lately, some people have come up with a new twist trying to figure out, just exactly how we all got here. Basically, it’s the story of the Anunnaki, who according to some scholars, were aliens who came here long ago, bred with human women, and improved the race.
(There’s the first flaw…improved?)
Let’s see if I’ve got this story right: Some really curious German guy named Georg Grotefend had been reading ancient Sumerian tablets one afternoon, and read this:
“After the kingship descended from heaven, the kingship was in Eridu. In Eridu, Alulim became king: he ruled for 28,000 years. Then Alalngar reigned for 36,000 years, while En-men-lu-ana ruled for 43,2000 years. “
As you remember, Noah, Seth, Enos and others lived more than 900 years.
(2nd flaw: Who was counting this?)
So, it seems the REASON these guys lived so long is because they were actually from another planet. Moses and Seth were hybrids, so therefore, because of the human woman DNA, they got royally robbed. After the great flood, nobody lived very long. Gilgamesh, only lived for 120 years. (And his descendants live on Gilligan’s island)
The Sumerians (Who were actually aliens) gave us the 60 minutes concept (without we would not have a 60 minute TV show) and the Zodiac, something which none of us could live without. Obviously Nancy Reagan was closer to the Gods than the rest of us.
Now…pay close attention:—-An Alien named Quetzalcoatl, the great teacher of the Mayans, was known as Vircocha to the Incas, and as the sun god Ra to the Egyptians. Evidently this guy zipped all over the planet and build pyramids. (He is also known as Marduk, god of Marmaduke)
So why in the world did these ‘gods’ come to Earth? To mine for gold silly! Greedy bastards live everywhere in the universe. No..the real reason they wanted the gold…get ready for it:
“The Annunnaki sought gold to save their atmosphere, which had apparently sprung leaks similar to those we have created in ours by damaging the Earth’s ozone layer with Hydro fluorocarbons. They disperse extremely tiny flakes of gold into the upper atmosphere to patch holes.”
Right. Global warming is happening everywhere in the universe. If Al Gore starts insisting we need a REALLY high priced world carbon tax to plug our ozone holes with gold, I say we say to him, “ Go back to your mother Gaia, and paint your face with coconut oil, and leave us alone!”
Anyway, the Anunnaki used the Neanderthals as slaves to mine the gold—but they were slow, so two alien brothers: Enlil and Enki (first gay couple) came to take control. Enlil (firstborn) was head ruler. (Aliens also practiced the stupid habit of giving the oldest son control) Enlil was mission commander, and Enki was executive and science officer…and guess what? They didn’t get along.
Enki drained the marshes on the northern shore of the Persian Gulf, and with his son Marduk —-they worked on irrigating the land between the Tigris and Euphrates. Murduk later nuked the Tower of Babel, and other places, and became RA the first ruler of Egypt.
(3rd flaw: You can have only so many alien RA’s)
All the pharaohs were Marduk’s offspring: Geg and Nut, Osiris, Isis, Seth, ..and one day they built the Great Pyramid to imprisoned Murdock because he was just nuking too much, and making big holes in the planet, like the Dead Sea.
Enki had a girlfriend named Ninhursag and they produced the first test tube baby: Adam…who was a combination of an African human woman, and a young Anunnaki male. But an alien woman carried the child to term. So that explains how Adam got here. Seeing what they had done, like the typical rulers all over the universe they said this:
“The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever. “
So they put caps on our DNA so we would die and not get too smart. Now it’s called Obamacare. (There are rulers, and then there’s the rest of us, and it’s best we stay stupid, according to them.)
So there they were, Alien gods, fornicating day and night with the women of the earth, and then one day Enlil complained that the sound of mating humans kept him awake at night. (I HATE when that happens) And so he decided to kill them all, with Obamacare..
No…no…he did it with a flood.
But Enki was way ahead of him, He helped his hybrid Noah build a boat, supplied it with all the DNA of the planet, (taking a lot of weight off Noah who was trying to figure out how to walk the elephants to the bathroom) and voila! Human kind flourish to this day!
So you can thank the alien Enki, not God, that we are all here. According to the legends, they were just like us: They were vain, petty, cruel, incestuous, and hateful. And that’s why Hillary Clinton will run for President: She just can’t help herself.
Oh— the Anunnaki also developed the wheel, schools, medical science, the fisrt written proverbs, history, taxation, laws, social reforms, the first cosmogony and the first money, as well as the first bicameral Congress. I suggest we go to THEIR planet and make them mine for gold.
And the Rothschild’s claim to be direct descendants of the Sumarian Kings.
Now, wasn’t that fun?
(Nobody Notes: So…did anybody like any of those other templates, or does this one suit you fine? If it does, I’ll try to figure out how to make the fonts bigger, which is my main concern. Thanks for putting up with my Monkish proclivities. )
All info out of Jim Mars: Our Occulted History
Okay. So— it’s too cold.
Today, besides not being able to find the angel topping for my Christmas tree…(I’ll find it the day AFTER Christmas) I am already tired of hearing about Nelson Mandela. And of course, the Obama’s, who did not go to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, are flying to Africa (on our dime) to attend the funeral of Mandela in hopes that some of that pixie dust will rub off, and he can somehow crown himself the new black messiah. And by the way…I thought I read somewhere that Mandela refused to see Obama—- If he had seen him, I’m sure we’d be seeing that picture everywhere.
I’m sure the Obama’s are excited just to be able to get out of the country they really don’t like living in.
Another thing that gets my blood boiling today was the news about Obama trying to kill off our eagles.
The liberals who are all about ‘saving the planet” and the polar bears, could care less about eagles.
This just in from Drudge:
The Obama administration is about to approve a rule that will ensure the death of golden and bald eagles for the next 30 more years.
Hundreds of thousands of birds die each year flying into the deadly turbine blades atop the soaring towers that compose wind farms. The rule will give wind farms thirty year permits for the “non purposeful take of eagles-that is where the take is associated with but not the purpose of, the activity.’’ The take of eagles is also a euphemism for the slaughter of them.
In the 1970’s the bald eagle was all but extinct. There were only about 50 known to exist. Some very caring humans worked very hard to bring them BACK . And they did. And now, this STUPID idea of wind mills (I don’t care what they say…it’s stupid) will kill off thousands of birds. And by the way, for the first time in history the monarch butterflies did not appear in Mexico this year…they came staggering in…Elephants are being slaughtered in Africa by the hundreds…
Where oh where are all the liberals bleeding hearts about the OTHER creatures that live on the planet?
Obama be damned. So, he wants to not only change America, but destroy the symbol that has always represented it. What’s the new symbol going to be…a drone with his picture on it?
It has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with the fact that the Kardashians are much like the Federal Reserve: they can make money out of thin air. And they walk on trash. Bruce Jenner is in a tube.
You figure it out.
For all those readers that wonder about my sanity, and whether I checked background information on this important subject, let me say right up front—-I have NEVER watched that show. Life is too short. I never saw an episode of Dallas either.
What does that mean? I don’t even want to know.
And that’s my Nobody Cares bitch for today. Sorry. I’ll crawl back into my hole now.
—-Which brings me to an idea: maybe I should put a “Donate to Joyanna’s lobotomy” on my site. I could then just go out an BUY a new topping for my tree.—-
—–An angel riding an eagle Christmas tree topper!
Wait…I could MAKE them and sell them…
(STOP Joyanna! Now I know what happens when you stare at the Kardashian’s Christmas card too long.)
In case you haven’t heard the news, you only have thirty more years on the planet. Excited? According to Sir Bob Geldoff…the clock is ticking.
First, you have to wonder WHY the Queen made a lord out of Bob Goofoff…er Sir Geldolf. By the likes of his hair, he only gets out of bed to proclaim the world is ending, so that he can throw a big party to raise millions, and then pocket his next ticket to whatever paradise he happens to sleep in. He says that all the people of the world will die by 2030. Known for his “LIVE AID’ concert, to fight famine in Africa in 1985…Bob has come out of his gerbil hole to speak again:
The former Boomtown Rats singer also warned “the next war will not be a World War One or a World War Two, it will be the end.” He added: “We may not get to 2030. We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.”
It’s time to ratchet up the global warming takeover….because soon, they will not be able to claim the earth is warming, and Bob will have to invent another problem, like BIG RATS taking over the earth. After all, x-musicians with no talent have to do something to make a living. Besides, the poor man is just not getting any sleep over the upcoming destruction of us all. Who WILL do his hair? All the hairdressers will be dead from heat stroke. Clearly, Bob didn’t mention this fact, but its obvious it’s on his list of worries:
The extraordinary “reverse” of global warming has led to a 60 per cent rise in ice-covered ocean. Just six years ago, some scientists were predicting that all of this ice would have melted away by 2013.
What would REALLY impress us, is if some body would give a concert to end the corruption in tyrannical governments. Now that would be worth a lordship!
We need to WRITE that Queen. Clearly, she is not paying attention to her Queenly duties.