“Don’t you want to someday want to see a woman President of America?”
Any woman worth their proverbial salt, upon hearing this, can’t help but groan….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…. Not you! Anybody but you. We can WAIT another 1000 years. Please…not you. Go away. Go FAR away.
Everytime I hear Hillary speak, and wave her newly rehearsed hand gestures, (which I’m sure she has spent endless hours practicing in front of mirrors) my mind gets twisted with images of this:
- How embarrassing it is to think that of all the many world woman leaders in history that were worthy of leadership and admiration: Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Queen Elisabeth the First, OUR first woman President, would be a woman so intellectual inferior, morally corrupt, despicably shallow, and intolerantly insolent….compared to past historically great women, that, in the words of Abigail Adams:
“Better to lead a sick horse to the river and let him drown, then let him infect the whole water system.”
After so many years of the Clinton’s misery…we cringe…and we dream—-for some act of God to save us. He doesn’t have to actually “kill” her…How about a sudden sex change? You know, so she couldn’t run on just being the first American WOMAN president? Is that too much to ask to save the dwindling ‘free’ world?
But, there is good news: It seems some of the powerful that run the world, don’t want her in office either. Her own party wants her out…and it’s coming from the top.
Obama, it has been reported, via Valerie Jarrett, is actually the one behind the email scandal:
The State Department was ordered to launch a series of investigations into Hillary’s conduct at Foggy Bottom, including the use of her expense account, the disbursement of funds, her contact with foreign leaders and her possible collusion with the Clinton Foundation.
Six separate probes into Hillary’s performance have been going on at the State Department. I’m told that thee-mail scandal was timed to come out just as Hillary was on the verge of formally announcing that she was running for president — and that there’s more to come.
Not only that, many of the liberals are falling off the Hillary love fest. Maureen Dowd, the queen of liberal quackery, had THIS to say:
” The subtext of your news conference cut through the flimsy rationales like a dagger: “You can have the first woman president. You can get rid of those epically awful Republicans who have vandalized Congress, marginalized the president and jeopardized our Iran policy. You can get a more progressive American society. But, in return, you must accept our foibles and protect us.”
I’m not sure what “haters” Maureen is talking about, but at least she has delivered a big kick to the smirk on Hillary’s face.
And then there’s the other problem Hillary has: Will Bill be an asset or not?
Who could sabotage Hillary quicker and more swiftly than her own husband? I have always felt, call it a gut feeling from watching the two for years and years, that Bill Clinton, while he stands behind Hillary and the promotion of his daughter, doesn’t really want to be the first husband.
Knowing the narcissistic tendency of all these people, Bill would always put HIS place in history as being more important than hers. And he has had to work YEARS to erase the bitter memories of his impeachment…people are forgetting…he’s more loved than she is.
Why ruin that?
Of course, he has already shown how much he thinks about hurting Hillary’s chances by being his usual sexual predator self. If he respected her at all, if he was so keen on her becoming President…he would stop his philandering.
And the truth: Without Bill Clinton, Hillary would just have been another annoying liberal arts school teacher…probably teaching some crap women’s studies at Yale.
She still needs him. He doesn’t need her. Bill Clinton help put Obama into the Presidency at the Democratic Convention. Bill Clinton can talk and BS better than the both of them. Will Bill’s great skill in convincing people to vote, get her elected in 2016?
Nobody Thinks: Bill’s charm might not be enough this time.
Bill has said very little about his wife through the years, think about it. By his very actions of distance, and silence, and disrespect..he harms here. Here is a man and women who everybody on the planet knows, stopped loving each other years ago. Can the Clinton brand be held up by Hillary alone?
So, there is hope: Wall Street has put the money on both houses: Bush and Hillary.
Unless of course, Hillary says more of this:
“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” You know that old theory, trickle-down economics? That has been tried, that has failed. It has failed rather spectacularly. We’re not buying that old trickle-down economics that didn’t work before and will never work again because it defies arithmetic and reality.”
It’s said that the reason Obama doesn’t want Hillary in the White House is because she’s not far left enough…
From that statement, I’d say…Hillary might just have gone left of the planet Uranus.
NOTE: This was my afternoon post, and RIGHT after Hillary’s speech, when I was about to press the publish button, the server went down…not just mine, everybody’s. Unlike Hillary, I don’t have my own.
So…here it is, although late, remember—I started it before her speech…
Hillary is making us wait…the whole world must wait…to hear her say how she is turning over her emails to the world…but wait. She is very busy at the United Nations…she is THE most important woman in the world…so we must…WAIT.
In the meantime she made sure that everyone knew her theme song: I am woman, hear me roar! Or bark. Or demand. Or do whatever I want. Chelsea wrote a real fluff piece on Huffington Post about women’s issues, and so the black race card will be dropped and the women’s abuse card will be used in its place.
And Hillary launched her Presidency today…at the U.N. She just didn’t announce it, because she doesn’t have to.
Like I said, Hillary was making the world wait for her press conference—-we got camera shots of her listening to other women and nodding her head, as IF it was more important to listen to women, then be where she promised to be: At her staged press conference. …until Judge Napolitano came on FOX and said her crime was a felony. She instantly got up and starting walking…I wonder….who whispered in her little ear.
Okay…I’m waiting…I’m waiting…we are waiting…we are waiting…WAIT…BREAKING NEWS: it’s going to cost the taxpayers millions to just see her emails! HA!
Why didn’t the FBI just go into her house, grab that server, and tell her to stand down?
Update: Here she comes…looking like …Queen Mao in that grey Mao looking suit. What the heck is she wearing? Wait..she is trying desperately to control WHO gets to ask her questions…so what did she say? Let’s listen:
1. You know, I didn’t want to be bothered having to carry around two phones. (She could have taken a minute and set up two difference email accounts…on her ONE phone. Duh.) It was just so simple for me to have just one.
- Whoever I emailed in the government has a copy, so what’s your beef?
- I’m not as good as lying as Obama because I can’t look at the camera with my eyes wide open and lie. I am just going to stare at this guy’s shoes in front of me…and lie, and lie, and then pucker up with a big planted fake smile! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- I broke no laws, and you can see my emails that I’ve put out there—- having paid a number of people to clean them up for me and make me look really smart and you can see them.
- Hey, it was my husband’s private email server, so god KNOWS you will not be getting that server any time soon. And you CAN’T take a President’s server! It’s guarded night and day by the Secret Service! He just lets me use it.
- You can all %*%& off, I am Mao-Mao. Madame Mao-Mao. Don’t forget it. So I broke the law…what are YOU going to do about it?
And so the questions come: What emails did she already delete? Those discussions about Benghazi with the President? The money passed on to you by foreign leaders? Bill’s many girlfriends under the age of 12? What Obama was REALLY doing the night of Benghazi. Those emails are gone
And can she be more obnoxiously arrogant in her Madame Mao-Mao pants suit?
One more thing: Isn’t is a BIG coincidence that Jeb Bush’s first act when coming out as a contender for the Presidency was…He released all his emails. Nobody, NOBODY, had asked for them. We all went…HUH? What’s THAT all about?
Now we know. Jeb knew what was going to happen very soon…to Hillary.
Leave it to Sarah Palin to get the last word in, bless her heart:
“As Secretary of State under Obama, Hillary Clinton used private email accounts on a privately maintained server 100 percent of the time for 100 percent government business,” Palin noted. “That’s unethical, no doubt illegal, and flies in the face of all claims of transparency. Hillary Clinton and her staff weren’t trying to be in compliance with the law; they were skirting it altogether. ” That’s all she wrote: Guilty as charged.
I think Congress should exempt Snowden, bring him back home to America, and give him Hillary’s server.
After all..I’m SURE we paid for it.
ONE LAST NOTE: It’s now 10 pm. and Mark Levine on the radio just said it was her Mao suit. :) Great minds think alike.
This week It’s Hillary Clinton VS National Counterterrorism Center.
Hillary Clinton has been at the top of the news this week, due to the fact that right before her Benghazi appearance before Congress, she hid all her emails. In fact, she got her own email server set up in her house so that NO one could see them but her. There are strict rules about the fact that all government official emails are to be archived and kept on a government server, but Hillary has so many crimes, hiding emails from the public is the least of them.
The Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation has accepted tens of millions of dollars in donations from Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Algeria and Brunei — all of which the State Department has faulted over their records on sex discrimination and other human-rights issues.
The department’s 2011 human rights report on Saudi Arabia, the last such yearly review prepared during Mrs. Clinton’s tenure, tersely faulted the kingdom for “a lack of equal rights for women and children,” and said violence against women, human trafficking and gender discrimination, among other abuses, were all “common” there.
Yes, in Saudi Arabia one woman was gang raped, and for that she will get 900 lashes, but as long as Hillary keeps getting the millions from the Saudis, those women can suffer as long as she gets her additional billion for her future Presidential Library.
You would THINK that a champion for women would refuse the money wouldn’t you?
No pants suit is big enough to hide all of Hillary’s crimes…
And speaking of crimes…
It seems the National Counterterrorism Center has been taking strict orders from Obama:
From News of the Weird:
Is This a Great Country, or What?
– Felons, and those convicted of domestic assault, and those with a history of mental illness, cannot by federal law buy firearms or explosive devices, but Americans on the National Counterterrorism Center’s consolidated watch list can — and may possess an unlimited quantity. (In 2013 and 2014, 455 of 486 prospective purchasers on the list passed the background check, and going back to 2004, 2,043 of 2,233, according to a recent Government Accountability Office report.) Legislation to add watch listees as a banned category was introduced again this year, but has failed several times in the past. [New York Times, 2-26-2015; press release of U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein, 2-24-2015]
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Nobody Wins. The Americans lose.
We have a woman who should be in jail for Benghazi, for the crime of NOT protecting those poor men in Libya, and for the years hiding her many crimes in her quest for power. Any other citizen would be in jail.
And—–we have a National Counterterrorism unit, getting paid BIG bucks by the taxpayers, who not only refuse to NAME the terrorists, they allow them to buy guns and ammunition, even if they know how dangerous they are….and then deny many veterans the same freedom.
As the American terrorist can now say….
Is this a great country or what?
Thank you Obama!
Here Dick Morris gives his insights on the historical record that the American people do not elect third terms, therefore, since Obama is so unpopular, Hillary will not stand a chance.
Nobody Wonders, since the demographics of the country have changed so radically, and with the influx of new immigrants before 2016, if this theory holds up.
We can only hope.
Well, this was a surprise, wasn’t it? Barbara Streisand joined Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show? Actually, I think it was the best, and most relaxed I’ve ever seen her…and the talent she displayed all those years ago, the original style that she developed which made her millions, was there for us all to enjoy.
Okay…BUT….(You knew this was coming didn’t you?)
BUT…is Barbara coming out of retirement to help Hillary run for President? Remember she sang for Bill Clinton’s first inauguration? And IF you didn’t notice, there has been a lot of buzz going on in the tabloids about how Barbra finally admitted to her husband Josh Bolin, that she and Bill Clinton had a big affair at that time…and her husband wasn’t too happy about it.
Now— if you believe that this was leaked for a reason…(I do) then Barbara has come out to support Hillary…and make a lot of money while she’s at it.
She could have made this album years ago. Why wait till now? If she is going to help Hillary raise money, she HAS to come out of retirement. Everybody has pretty much forgotten about her.
She didn’t talk about politics last night, but like Hillary saying she and Bill were broke, Barbara tried to say she was just like all us regular folks…why, she even has a truck, and she and her husband ride in every day!
Anyway, enjoy it while you can…until she starts saying things like “We NEED a woman President.”
Then I give you permission to smash her old records. (IF you have any, if not, I have a few I can spare.)
From the Blaze
Members of Ansar al-Sharia, the radical Islamic group blamed for the deadly Benghazi terror attacks, moved in next door to the U.S. compound in Libya months before the assault took place but “nothing was done,” sources tell Fox News.
The anonymous sources say there were several complaints filed about the dangerous new neighbors because they moved into a house just outside the east wall of the U.S. compound about three weeks before American personnel rented the facility. The terrorists then reportedly used the house to plan and participate in the attack on Sept. 11, 2012.
Well gee, Hillary certainly knew that all the OTHER nations got out due to the danger, AND even though the ambassador begged for assistance, he never got it.
Fine way to treat a homosexual.
How many Americans think that leaving the ambassador in such danger, was as sure as murdering the ambassador—raise your hands?
History is full of tyrants, and no amount of media blackout on justice will convince many people that our untouchable leaders feel, that they can commit murder, if it’s an end to a means, and most of that time, that means benefits them.
Nobody Wonders if Hillary will be given the Presidency, or if Obama will even let her have it.
Giving up that wonderful Air Force One, which takes him to every golf course on the planet in the blink of an eye in luxury, is going to be REALLY hard.
Can he do it?
“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
— FDR? Or just some Nobody.
Tonight I was standing in line at Wal-Mart, and right in front of every single check-out counter, at eye level, away from all the other magazines, was a brand new special edition of Time Magazine with Hillary Clinton’s face in super photo-shopped glory and titled: Hillary Clinton, An American Life.
The LAST person I wanted to have to stare at me on my way out the door was Hillary Clinton. Time Magazine had made a special edition just to promote her for President.
Think the Republican candidate will get their own full edition from Time?
Being the fool that I am when I’m bored, I picked it up and flipped through it. Each chapter was carefully constructed to make Hillary appear as the most magnificent human being to ever walk the earth, which is a hard act to follow after Obama’s coronation, but there it was. And perfect timing too, her latest book tour flew sky-high the first week, then fell on the bestseller’s list to slot 100. She needed a ‘step two’ real fast.
On Amazon the tease was this:
Hillary Clinton embodies a world of “firsts”: The first First Lady to have an active – and controversial role – in her husband’s presidency, the first American First Lady to run for political office (and win it), the first female United States Senator from the state of New York, and certainly not last, nor the least, the most widely traveled Secretary of State in history.
There’s a legacy for you. Not —She brokered a peace between Israeli and Iran. Or…Hillary’s reset button is now working beautifully with Russia. No…she just traveled a lot, and we must elect her on..
Because she will be the ‘first’. See how cleverly they put the “first” in your head? That’s all they want you to remember.
So, what does Hillary Clinton have to do with soccer?
Anybody who has turned on the latest political stations last week, whether it be FOX, CNN , or local news, may be as confused as I am, on why who wins the world cup of soccer was worth repeating on the hour in every news update.
In a sane world, the news about sports, belongs, AND SHOULD STAY…with the sports commentators, and not come right after a serious discussion on immigration. I don’t know how many times I saw every reporter on FOX news jump from the bombing of Israel to ” THE GERMANS BEAT BRAZIL!” and everyone in Brazil is just devastated!” update.
But they don’t. Last week, the biggest news was, whether Lebron James, the basketball player, was going to stay in Miami or go back to Cleveland, Ohio.
It was only the biggest story in the world. It got more play than Obama playing pool.
The reason LeBron was going back to Cleveland, we were told, was to be with his home ‘people.’
Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade spoke out publicly on LeBron James’ decision to move back to Cleveland on Saturday, saying “LeBron made the right decision for himself and his family because home is where your heart is.”
How do we take that?
There are more blacks in Ohio than Miami, which is now, little Havana. He will make millions in endorsements going back. Obama is going to need him. Elections are coming.
Holder has big plans.
So, how does a Nobody see a common theme?
First: Hillary started running for President as soon as she lost to Obama. She is top in the news daily, not because she is doing anything that warrants as news, but because she has every single cable, magazine, and talk show at her beck and call. Even Rupert Murdoch, has said Hillary would make a fine President. And there is no doubt that Hillary’s coming out as the next President had the biggest PR minds in the business working on IT; “First, she writes a book, then she gets all the scandals out the way, Monica Lewinsky will help, and then, we hit them hard with the Magazines….
Step by carefully planned step, Hillary will be ready to be Queen of the universe by the time they are finished with their propaganda.
There is a song by Jackson Brown called Lives in the balance, and there is a line in it that captures Hillary’s run for President perfectly.
They sell us the President the same way
They sell us our clothes and our cars.
They sell us everything from youth to religion
The same time they sell us our wars.
And they do. These last few week, they have been trying to sell the American people “soccer.” In the meantime the game of football is being attacked by Obama. This is not just some sheer coincidence. The global game is soccer. Everybody in the world plays soccer. We are being programmed to love soccer (Yes YOU LOVE soccer, didn’t you know that?) simply because America has to merge..it’s globalization. The Hispanics love soccer, and Obama has told us, they are the future of America.
As for Lebron James. The only word you need to know is Ohio.
Every day, the manipulation and state propaganda, not only gets more blatant, the pontification of how we supposedly all think, gets more insulting by the day.
America is being told how to think, what they should think, and what will happen to them if they don’t, and there ARE lives in the balance if we don’t realized that..
Our leaders are tiptoeing through the totalitarian tulips. The least we can do for the lives in the balance is stick out our big feet and trip them.
I want to know who the me in the shadows are
I want to hear somebody asking them why
They can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are
But they’re never the ones to fight or to die.
Socrates: Wisdom is knowing how little you know.
While we are all trying to figure out why nobody would help the pleas of two people who said their son was going nuts, and might kill some people, it’s a great time for the rich elites of the world to get together at the Marriott in Copenhagen, don’t you think?
Once again, it’s that time of year, where the rich and mighty gather together in secret to plan everyone’s lives. While many think Alex Jones is a bit…annoying, ( I really think he might want to get rid of that bullhorn) It’s true that nobody was talking about why the most powerful men where meeting in secret every single year, except Alex, who to his credit, has been reporting on that meeting for years.
And if you read this list of attendees for 2014, and you don’t get a bit even a little bit skeptical about what these men are up to, then I’d say…
Don’t Worry, Be Happy. There are still reruns of Gilligan’s Island on cable!
Alex was releasing secrets about the elites of the world, LONG before Edward Snowdon came along…
And speaking of Edward Snowdon:
He told Williams he has worked undercover overseas for the Central Intelligence Agency and for the National Security Agency. He also worked for the Defense Intelligence Agency as a lecturer at the Joint Counterintelligence Training Academy where he says he developed sources and methods for keeping American information and people secure in the most hostile and dangers environments in the world.
So in that case, how do we know that this whole thing wasn’t rigged just to let the America People know, in a more controlled way, that the government was going to monitor them forevermore, and they should just get used to it?
Well we don’t. But, we do know that Obama made Snowdon out to be some little college boy computer hacker, when in fact, he was high level intelligence.
That Obama…such a kidder!
And speaking of kidders—- Hillary is definitely running for President. Her new book, goes full ‘BS” I want to be President mode…here’s a bit of the normal political garbage gobbledygook from the book Hillary no doubt paid someone to write for her:
“What’s true in our daily lives is also true at the highest levels of government. Keeping America safe, strong, and prosperous presents an endless set of choices, many of which come with imperfect information and conflicting imperatives.(I like how she gives herself excuses for her screw-ups here) … As Secretary of State I thought of our choices and challenges in three categories: The problems we inherited, including two wars and a global financial crisis; the new, often unexpected events and emerging threats, from the shifting sands of the Middle East (shifting sands? Really Hillary, so poetic) to the turbulent waters of the Pacific to the uncharted terrain of cyberspace; and the opportunities presented by an increasingly networked world (Yes, there’s that New World Order you guys love) that could help lay the foundation for American prosperity and leadership in the 21st century.
And WHY should we trust you again Hillary?
“All of us face hard choices in our lives,” Hillary Rodham Clinton writes at the start of this personal chronicle of years at the center of world events. “Life is about making such choices. Our choices and how we handle them shape the people we become.”
And we all know YOUR choice was to stay with a serial rapist in hopes that one day it would lead you to the White House. Wow. That’s a choice most of us wouldn’t have made. Where did you two really meet…at a Bilderberg meeting?
Supposedly the book sold over one million on Mother’s Day, and YET, it’s not made it into the top 100 on Amazon, so somewhere in some basement, lay a truckload of Hillary’s new book.
Nobody Knows who bought them, but I bet they will be popping up all over Iowa!
And about that popping up stuff:
CHICAGO (AP) – Around 140 iPads worth more than $70,000 have been stolen from an elementary school on Chicago’s West Side.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that burglary happened around 1 a.m. Monday at Charles Hughes Elementary School in the North Lawndale neighborhood.
According to the police report, at least two people broke into the school by shattering a window. Officers also found a window shattered in a second-floor room where safes were strewn about.
The school’s principal reported the stolen iPads to police and said they were valued at $70,500.
Hopefully, whoever gets sold one of these computers on the black market knows how to use one, because Nobody suspects that Ipads are being given to kids because THEY CANT WRITE! Nobody Knows whose going to pay for these stolen IPads, but it’s not going to be the poor kids in Africa, who could never afford one.
And speaking of affording..
Good news! The rich are helping the housing market!
As the housing recovery now moves in fits and still-weak starts, the super-pricey segment is sizzling. Sales of the most expensive 1 percent of homes in the U.S. are up 21 percent this year, according to a report from Redfin, a Seattle-based real estate brokerage. Sales in the remaining 99 percent are down 7.6 percent.
What does this mean? The Kardashinans will be buying another five houses, and as for the rest of us, if you have a house, odds are, you won’t be moving.
Nobody Knows why they left out all the foreigners buying house, because my neighborhood is turning into little Kabul.
And so, we end another week of ignorant bliss, wisely admitting all that we do not know…with words of wisdom from another famous heavy thinker, who actually knows quite a bit:
President Theodore Roosevelt said that his foreign policy was to “speak softly and carry a big stick.” President Barack Obama’s foreign policy is to speak loudly and carry a little stick. They say talk is cheap, but loose talk by a president of the United States can be very expensive in both blood and treasure. —Thomas Sowell
It’s Friday, the sun is shining, everybody and their mother is out driving around on motorbikes, tops down, radio blasting…
Do we REALLY care that somebody threw a shoe at Hillary?
Nah. I would have preferred, a cream pie.
“We are therefore downgrading the US country rating from “AA” to “AA-,” Egan-Jones said in 2009. Since then Bernanke has been pumping billions into the economy every single month and the reason they gave for doing it—was the quantitative easing coming from the Federal Reserve. So when Fitch Ratings, the third largest rating agency, warned that they would downgrade the government AAA rating this year, I got confused. Fitch warned that “political brinksmanship and reduced financing flexibility” were elevating the risk of default. Exactly WHEN did we get upgraded again?
And speaking of being upgraded…
Nobody Knows when the Republican Party is going to upgrade to a new Republican strategist. Karl Rove was one of the reasons we lost the last election. And he is continuing his daily destruction of it…(with John McCain help.) Karl Rove this week, said that the GOP should quit while it’s not as far behind as it could be.
What? That makes as much sense as saying, “Why don’t some people just shoot themselves in the head the day they are born.”
With Karl Rove on your side, you will always lose, which brings me to a rare statement by Obama that actually makes sense: Of course it’s hard to find, so I must point it out—
On the subject of John Boehner:
“It weakens him, so there have been repeated situations when we’ve had agreements, and he goes back — and it turns out that he can’t control his caucus. The challenge here is can you deliver on agreements that are made,” he continued. “Are you able to come up with sensible, bipartisan compromises and deliver on them? One thing that I’ve shown is that, if I say, ‘I am prepared to compromise on something,’ I can deliver votes and we can get it done,” Obama said.
Nobody Knows when Obama compromised on anything. Probably—-playing 18 holes instead of 36. But one thing is true: The democrats always stick together. They represent themselves, not the people. So…by this standard, the republicans should unit on principle and tell him, “You wanted us to deliver votes! We’re unanimous…you need to go!”
And speaking of going…Nobody Knows if Joe Biden is planning on running against Hillary for the Presidency. But..it seems Miss Hillary Merkel made it known at a private meeting that Joe Biden was against going after Bin Laden. So, we now know Hillary is going to take credit for killing Bin Laden when she runs for President.
Nobody Knows, but I’m pretty sure, that’s not going to go over in Omaha.
And speaking of Omaha….
Nobody Knows if the people buying groceries there are being recorded and studied at their grocery stores, but you can be pretty sure they don’t know about it if they are. Really…this gathering of information is going a wee bit overboard don’t you think? Do they really need to know what I feed myself?
YES THEY DO! Just think: Obamacare will tell you you’re fat, and so your premiums will go up, and you will insist you’re not eating much, and they will have you on video buying Oreo cookies. Forget it. You’re doomed.
Nobody Knows if that could happen, but Nobody is SURE Michelle Obama would love it.
And finally—Nobody Knows that I have a favorite quote from the week, from Donald Trump: .
“It’s very hard when you have a lot of people out there saying, let’s make any deal just to get this over with,” Trump said. “That’s not what it’s all about. It’s really about saving the country.”
EXACTLY, because nobody knows what will happen if we don’t try to save the country, but we’re pretty sure, Wal-Mart will become the new Macy’s.
Nobody Knows just why Obama and the Rino’s are crying out for war with Syria. Everybody that I read is pretty much guessing that it’s all to save Obama from his own big mouth. But Nobody Thinks we should ask the very old but very sensible question: Who benefits? It’s blatantly obvious that the United States citizens, would be hurt. We don’t have the money or the will to fight another senseless war in the Middle East—-but how about our elites?
Nobody Knows and wonders—-what and IF some of our entranced Senators and Presidents get some personal money out of this from…big corporations, or even worse…other countries?
Nobody Knows…how influential big corporations and Saudi money are in calling the shots in Washington D.C. It seems, every politician in Washington is controlled and by big wads of money. P.J. O’Rourke was right when he said we have a Parliament of Whores. Nobody Wonders if we can also add a recent gaggle of Presidential Whores to that great title.
Let’s go back to the first gulf war. Daddy Bush told us we were going over there to protect a defenseless country named Kuwait, and Saddam was a bad guy. Remember, we backed that ‘bad’ guy with chemical weapons, military hardware, and millions of dollars to help those poor tribal lords in Iraq fight Iran. We did the very same thing with bin Laden, in Afghanistan, to help him fight Russia
How did that turn out for us?
Daddy Bush gave our military support to those adorable Sunni sheiks in Saudi Arabia in order to protect them, and their family, and their oil with the FIRST Gulf war. Bush the elder put on a real patriotic display for…making himself look good and protecting the Sheiks. The propaganda was so good…we didn’t mind much, because we still had money.
Then we had Clinton protecting the Muslims in Kosovo in THAT civil war. Remember, there was another ‘bad’ guy…Milosevic. Nobody Knows how necessary that was. Clinton kept away from bin Laden, refused the man nine times, because bin Laden had relatives in the Saudi family. He literally ignored the bombing of the Cole, (We will FIND the criminals who did this!) and the first bombing of the World Trade Center, which was done by the Muslim Brotherhood. Clinton airlifted Bosnian refugees over here because he felt sorry for them. He dropped 80,000 into St. Louis.
After 9.11, Bush Jr. protected the Saudi’s kids and sent out planes to pick up their families here, while everybody else was grounded. Even though almost ALL of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, Bush blamed one lone man. bin Laden, and he kept inviting those old Sheiks down to his Texas ranch, where he could give them big kisses.
Obama just has the thugs into the White House.
Who here believes that George W. Bush didn’t know where bin Laden was for ten years…raise your hands.
(Okay. You there. Go back to your granola.)
Obama continued the Saudi King worship with low bows.
Are you starting to see a pattern here? Jeb Bush is about to give Hillary Clinton, the butcher enabler of Benghazi, a metal of honor. Hillary has a Muslim Brotherhood woman as her assistant and she is now the right hand man of Obama.
Tell me, when will the American people get some attention from their Presidents?
All these years, our Presidents have been protecting the Saudi’s family…and we are still doing it. Iran is their biggest enemy. How nice it would be for them if we took out Syria, and then Iran?
You could say that our Presidents are doing this to keep us in oil, but we can easily get oil from other places, including our own country, and yet, we NEVER do. Our Congress AND President make damn sure we stay forever dependent on the Saudi oil.
Nobody knows, if the reason that rich people want the Presidency so badly is that the top politicians have their own very secret, and very lucrative contracts with Saudi Arabia? After all, the Saudi’s and the Muslim Brotherhood are both Wahhabi. It would explain why we have a Muslim sympathize in the White House. The Saudi’s could have told the Rhino’s at the top, that they wanted a Muslim someday, in the Presidency. John McCain could have been in on that deal. After all, he ran to lose, it was almost too obvious.
Are our Presidents and some of our Senators on the payrolls of Saudi Kings?
Because Nobody Knows how John McCain, a decorated war veteran, could say this:
The bloodcurdling cry of “Allahu akbar” is a war cry, and is meant to “strike terror in the hearts of the unbelievers.” You can’t tell me John McCain doesn’t know that.
Nobody Knows if the Boston Mayor Menino who said when a reporter asked him what he’d do with Detroit “I’d blow up the place and start all over.” if John McCain would think it was okay if the Mayor said “Thank GOD!” after he did it? (And wasn’t THAT a racist statement?)
Nobody Knows why the democrats, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore helped get the network Al-Jazeera broadcasted into American homes, while in Egypt, the Muslims’ Brotherhood network has been banned. Al Gore made millions, but what did Hillary get?
Nobody knows why now, Ft. Hood was treated as a work place accident. Nobody Knows why American Tea Party is higher on the FBI list as terrorist than al-Qaeda.
Are our Presidents getting paid in secret by the Saudi’s to keep us at war? After all, a few top men making billions from secret payouts from foreign countries would be very hard to prove, and very easy to hide. Look how long they hid everything else? (NSA( We still don’t know who killed JFK, and never will. Did FDR make a deal that American Presidents would forever more protect the Saudi Family as long as a few key people at the top of our government got big payouts? Could the Saudi Kings have insisted that payout as long as America was kept dependent on their oil?
Nobody knows, but it would sure explain the absolute absurdity of the last four President and their actions. And when you look all around you, it’s the ONLY answer that explains it all.
If you think I’m nuts about this theory, ask yourself: “What have they done for YOU lately?”
It seems being a woman in China is more dangerous now than it ever was before the revolution. One woman was actually KILLED by a runaway shopping cart. I can relate. One time, in a local shopping parking lot, some woman tried to kill me with her car, because she wanted my boyfriend. But I outsmarted her…meaning…I ran REAL hard, and graciously gave him to her. But, this poor woman didn’t see it coming. It smashed her into a pillar and that was about it.
And it’s not just the shopping carts that are attacking Chinese women. (Maybe she was an old girlfriend of Jackie Chan) Breast implants are exploding.
I’m sure her Dragon Summon score was worth the pain.
But, the Chinese women, are not the only ones who are suffering. Hillary Clinton is now selling tee-shirts with her facc plastered on the front to start up her Presidential campaign for 2016. She looks like a Buddha-in-the-moon, with a serious 1984 big sister gaze.
I’d take runaway shopping carts and exploding breast plants any old day. But what I really would like to say is:
Do you think some Chinese officials would take Hillary shopping next time she goes to visit? We really are NOT ready for her.
I’m just….saying. American women could use some help.
(It’s a JOKE NSA. Get real.)
Terrorist or Boxing Brain Dead?
Nobody wants to know: Where were the tears from Obama, when he described how cold and heartless it was to place a bomb right at the feet of an innocent 8-year-old boy in Boston? After Sandy Hook, Obama was tearing up so much, people were handing his teleprompter Kleenex’s’. But this attack, left only a pretend to wipe of the corner of the eye.
Nobody Knows if it’s because only three people were killed, or because they did NOT use guns. And the guns they did have were illegal. Or more likely, they weren’t wearing NRA tee-shirts.
The democrats are having a very hard time trying to reconcile the fact that once again we were attacked by Muslim terrorists. The spin control experts went into full “let’s water that down” mode, and called it a ‘religious’ problem. You know…just like the Christians? No difference here.
For the last few days, the poor liberals are having the most frustrating time trying to find out what in the world caused these two normal Porsche driving, dope smoking, regular college boys to want to commit a horrible crime?
And one found the answer: It was Boxing. (via The Right Scoop)
Could the amateur boxing career of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the deceased suspect in last week’s Boston Marathon bombings, have had a role in the massacre? That’s a question leading brain researchers at Boston University’s School of Medicine hope medical examiners look into when they perform an autopsy of the 26-year-old who was killed during a firefight with law enforcement officials early Friday morning.
Nobody Knows if boxing can be blamed for the two brothers shooting a cop in the head so they could get his gun, only to find out, they couldn’t get it out of his holster. But I think we can safely say that there might have been some logical damage in the brain department there.
And speaking of brain damage:
Brain damage or liberal?
Chris Matthews is upset too. He just can’t figure out, and cannot comprehend, how two young American boys, who were going to college in Boston, driving around in Mercedes, could possibly do such a thing:
CLINT VAN ZANDT, FBI PROFILER: No, it’s really coming together. I mean, there’s — as terrible as this case is and was, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of heavy lifting. We’ve got the two primary individuals. It’s obvious that they had hands on the devices. The pieces we don’t have, Chris, are where was their inspiration? Where did they get the guidance? Who taught them how to build the bombs? Where did they build them? These are a lot of questions.
MATTHEWS: Why is that important? Why is that important to — is that important to prosecuting? I mean, what difference does it make why they did it if they did it? I’m being tough here. But I don’t know whether, when you look at all this evidence –
What difference does it make how anyone gets killed said Hillary Clinton. Didn’t Hillary say the exact same thing about the poor dead guys in Benghazi? It makes no difference how anybody dies. They’re just dead. Don’t judge. It’s all the same.
Can we assume both Hillary and Matthews have been boxing?
Boxing at the Justice Department:
On the other hand, Nobody Knows how the Justice Department made the big mistake, of arresting the wrong guy in last week’s Ricin scare:
During a court hearing yesterday, lawyers for Curtis contended that he had been framed and pointed investigators toward James Everett Dutschke, a 41-year-old Tupelo man with whom Curtis has feuded. Like Curtis, Dutschke is a martial arts expert, a musician, and a Mensa member.
SURE we are! He’s a Republican. They had the wrong guy, obviously.
(Nobody Knows how much boxing is going on at the workout gyms of the Justice Department, but Nobody suspects a LOT. )
And speaking of the wrong guy.
Boxing at the movies:
Oscar winner Ben Affleck is joining in the effort to promote the Live Below the Line poverty-awareness and fundraising campaign, according to published reports.
The anti-poverty campaign challenges those who sign up to live on $1.50 a day for food and drink for five days.
The figure is derived from the World Bank’s definition of extreme poverty. About 1.4 billion of the world’s 7 billion people live on less than $1.50 a day, according to the charity’s
So Ben is going to live on $1.50 a day…how? Will he park his limo in McDonald’s?
The real cause of poverty: Hint: it’s not boxing.
Nobody Knows it: but I suspect that after the internet taxes kick in, we will all have to learn how to live on $1.50.
Senate bill S.336, the Marketplace Fairness Act of 2013, would address the longstanding issue of the online sales tax. The Washington Post has a good rundown that outlines in simple terms the issues pertaining to the bill:
To start, collecting taxes online in every state can be a technical nightmare for many smaller companies. The technical issues in mapping all the appropriate state and local taxes to their proper destinations can be complex and cumbersome for retailers that aren’t necessarily equipped with all the technical resources of larger companies. It would also require changes from many states and localities. Obama has indicated that he supports the bill, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.
White House spokesman Jay Carney says the Senate bill would level the playing field for small businesses and brick-and-mortar retailers that are undercut by online companies.
Nobody Knows how “level” that playing field is now, but right now, it’s the big companies that always win. What this really means is that the divide between the rich and the poor is only going to get bigger.
Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)
Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.
BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.
“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.
“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.
“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.
“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”
Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.
Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars? Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.
What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her. Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.
Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.
Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.
This is pretty much what Hillary said:
You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything. And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.
BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I) want to make some real money out of this. And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever. And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.
It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi, I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.
“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”
Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.
That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.
So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.
Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.
Like just one—
“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up. Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. ”