Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes—THANKS FOR THE PRAYERS!

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The best of news…..

Okay. I admit it. I gave myself a few more days of “rest” from writing, which is always a good thing to anyone who writes everyday I think. I want to thank the readers who sent prayers for my family during this last week: We are home now, and everything is pretty much back to normal except for lifestyle changes which have to be made.ER

To explain my panic, my husband has an inherited blood disorder called Protein S Deficiency Factor 5 Leiden: These are two separate issues:

Factor V Leiden thrombophilia is an inherited disorder of blood clotting. Factor V Leiden is the name of a specific gene mutation that results in thrombophilia, which is an increased tendency to form abnormal blood clots that can block blood vessels.

People with factor V Leiden thrombophilia have a higher than average risk of developing a type of blood clot called a deep venous thrombosis (DVT). DVTs occur most often in the legs, although they can also occur in other parts of the body, including the brain, eyes, liver, and kidneys. Factor V Leiden thrombophilia also increases the risk that clots will break away from their original site and travel through the bloodstream. These clots can lodge in the lungs, where they are known as pulmonary emboli. Although factor V Leiden thrombophilia increases the risk of blood clots, only about 10 percent of individuals with the factor V Leiden mutation ever develop abnormal clots

Okay…so not so bad..BUT…he also has the only other blood clotting disorder called Protein S. Deficiency:

 Protein S Deficiency (PSD) is a rare blood disorder that affects just a few thousand people worldwide. It is one of several known risk factors for thrombophilia and can increase the risk of blood clots such as Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) and Pulmonary Embolism (PE).

AND he has lived with a blood clot in his leg..(one of the many he has had) for over four years, which we were warned could break away any time. Add to that, is the fact that he is allergic to Kumindin, and had to experiment with other blood thinners.  We never know when something might happen. He is on one of the many blood thinners that you see on TV everyday…you know, the ones where you could DIE any second so please contact our lawyers types?

When the feeling in his left arm disappeared last Tuesday while he was working, naturally we thought it was a heart attack..caused by his clot breaking off and going to his heart.er three

The good news: He is okay now, and besides a lot of bad hospital food, he has found out he cannot drink his favorite Mountain Dew anymore, or indulge in his other daily favorite vice…Twinkies.

So—small a sacrifice..in the scheme of the universe–it means–Your prayers worked! Thank you! Not that this couldn’t happen again in the future, it’s just nice to know, he’s okay for now.

On another short note: I have to tell a few stories from the hospital. (Of course I do.)


I was in the hospital room when one of the technicians came rolling in with a big machine to do an ultrasound on the blood vessels to his brain. As I watched in amazement at the huge monitor, I asked her how long it took to learn to operate the machine:

“A year and a half,” she said. “but you must have a Bachelor’s Degree first.”

As we got to talking I found out she was from Iran.

“You know,” I said, “People all over the world think Americans are fat and lazy…but..we are NOT lazy.”

“Yes, I know that.” She said. She then told me how people in Iran, worked until early afternoon than took long afternoon breaks..and some of them would go back to work later, but their work days were short.

“Is it true about the people?” I asked.” “Do they agree with the Mullahs?”

“No,” she said. “The unemployment is terrible, and they tried to get rid of the Mullahs a few years back, but they could not.”ER two

“Right” I said. “Obama was no help.”

She shook her head, sadly, in agreement.

And then she talked about how hard she had to work–she had two jobs. She worked at a bank part-time and at the hospital part- time. She and her husband, who was from Mexico, were struggling, and they had a little boy.

His parents were doctors in Mexico, but he did not follow in their footsteps…he was home. Perhaps unemployed, but she didn’t say. She was so proud of him because he just lost 40 pounds when he found out he was a diabetic by exercising.  She wanted to exercise with him, but just could not find the time.

The reason I bring this up, is that I thought it strange that with all her education, the hospital had her on part- time. The hospital  did….as a whole… seem empty.

Still worrying about my husband, I had to come home to feed the dogs that first night.  After that was done,  I went to my neighbor’s house to ask if she could give me a lift to my husband’s car, which he had left at work. My neighbor is in her early sixties, and she works at the local church, so I knew she would help.

In her living room was her grandson, who was graduating from Law school. The money he owned from law school was $200,0000, and he was trying to figure out how he was going to pay it off while setting up a house and starting his new job, and he couldn’t see how he was going to do it.

He expects to make $300,000 a year—– someday.

And I can’t help but wonder, will that day come?  Or, will we fat and lazy Americans become more like Iran, and Europe, and work part-time, making less and less, and doing with less and less?

Some say, someday—- is already here.

So, what did I learn from the last week?

Stay out of hospitals…and someone please tell Obama: Fox News is being shown in the ER. All…Day….long! :)

 

 

 

 

May 16, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody Flashes a Long Face

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My dear husband is in the hospital tonight…we spent the whole day in the emergency room, and he is finally settled in his own room for the night.hospital

He has a rare blood disorder …I won’t go into it except to say, for the next couple of days I will probably take a break from posting as I will be spending all my time at the hospital with him.

Any prayers you care to throw our way will be appreciated. I will know. I just will.

Sometimes…life sends us long faces…doesn’t she?

In the meantime, hold down the Nobody fort.

And thank you again….for your understanding.

Joyanna

 

 

May 12, 2015 Posted by | Life | | 5 Comments

Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day!

My mother passed away in 2001. She was my best friend. She was my mentor, and I miss her every single day.

So…if your mother is still here….do something special for her. Don’t forget your mother.

She is the reason, you are here. (Okay, dad is too, but mother’s are closer to your soul. )

Everybody have a great day!

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May 10, 2015 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email…Rainbows

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Didn’t get many emails this week, (Or none that I could POST that were…presentable) so here’s a few pictures that I grabbed off of FACEBOOK….Notice the same colors in the Fireman and the Giraffe.

Enjoy!

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May 8, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Shirtless Man VS Puppy

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This week, we saw a shirtless man get his foot caught, in a basketball net. Notice the police are not touching the guy. They waited for the firemen, who were going to put the latter up, (around 6.00) but then had to get the police to stop the guy from moving so they could cut him down. I may be going out on a limb here, but I’d say a good deal of drugs were involved, and probably Al Gore. I know, every time I hear Al Gore speak, I too get the urge to climb up a basketball net, hang by one foot, and scream bloody hell.

And while I searched and searched for my usual political blooper to match the nobody one, the only one I could come up with was Bill Clinton, who gave a long interview to NBC about how he has to make a living to pay their bills, tangling himself up ONCE AGAIN in shady lies, and the same old Bill Clinton charm which is getting so old, I’m tired of listening to it. Bill is getting so skinny he should match up with that U.N. Babe on a stick, Angelina Jolie.

So, in order to NOT write about boring old Bill Clinton, I found a more adorable example of how to get yourself all tangled up:

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

The man on Capitol Hill, hanging from the net.

Clearly—he has issues.

The adorable puppy, just gets a big hug.

May 4, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Man Saves Turtle

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Now…this is a good news story..a man who is so compassionate he helped his pet turtle get around…after it was injured.

I am VERY fond of turtles, because….when my son growing up, we had at least six of them as pets in the yard. And I found out, that turtles (or tortoises) can have as distinct a personality as any human.

They can be very lovable, turtles. One of my morning pleasures was going out and finding a nice batch of worms for them all to enjoy.

Do I sound pretty pathetic? (okay yes)

That’s why I like this guy. Great guy. The world would be less without turtles, and also less without such caring people to fill it.

Too bad all we see everyday on our TV are the morons.

(Thanks to Mona! )

May 1, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Woman To Have Quadruplets at 65? Whoa.

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Annegret Raunigk of Germany, needs some kind of medal for being determined to have four kids at once. To most of the human race, one child at a time is plenty, but for Annegret Raunigk, four is not problem:

“I’m not actually afraid. I simply assume I’ll remain healthy and fit. In matters of organization I have enough experience, that’s not new for me,” she said.

Why don’t we hire Annegret to come over and run the IRS?

But…raising a lot of kids is not new…she’s had plenty of practice:

Berlin (AFP) – A 65-year-old Berlin woman who already has 13 children is pregnant again with quadruplets, Germany’s RTL broadcaster reported Sunday.

The Russian and English teacher’s pregnancy follows several attempts abroad at artificial insemination over the last year-and-a-half, according to the private TV channel.

The woman, Annegret Raunigk, decided to try to have another child because her youngest daughter, who is nine, wanted a little brother or sister.

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Mother in front

Nobody wants to know, who paid for the artificial insemination and how can she afford all those kids? Is she married to an Audi Engineer? Or does the German state support them all?

The article didn’t say. It also didn’t say what will happen to the four newborns if Annegret dies in five years.

Obviously, it will not be a problem…something tells me the other “kids” are doing a lot of the work already, and mom knows that.

Most women at 65 are thinking about raising tomatoes, not Annegret. O.K. She’s done a great job at bringing babies into the world, and that’s a good thing.

But…is her house German clean? Hope so..that’s a lot of diapers.

 

April 13, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: Ten People…Who Beat the Odds

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I watched this and thought the 3rd guy was a riot.

Here are ten people who survived the impossible…which leads to the next question: Will there be ten conservatives in America who even survive Obama?

Enjoy!

April 11, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Andreas Lubitz was MORE Than Depressed, He Was a Murderer.

 

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Here’s the question: What makes a man, who is suffering from depression, fly a plane into a mountain on a day he just can’t take his life anymore and kill 150 innocent people along with him?

It’s one thing to hate your own life..but why kill other people just because you feel like shit?Pilot

Here’s what I’ve read so far about Andreas Lubitz’s, the co-pilot that took a dive into the Swiss Alps while flying an Airbus, and rather enjoyed it.

First: It was well-known to psychiatrists that he had a tendency to suffer from depression, and still, they just gave him a note to tell him not to fly? Shouldn’t they have given that note to his bosses?

Why do the psychiatrists get off so easy in this? They make damn good money, and they should know more about the fact that MEN will react to the chemicals and life situations in their brains in a more violent way than women. Testosterone rules. They’re men. Going out with a bang is very exciting.

It’s one thing to not be held responsible if the person kills himself, but I do believe, that psychiatrist that examine employees that hold other people lives in their hands…train conductors, bus drivers, and Muslims in the army wanting to see “Allah”,should be at least fined for not reporting a danger when they see one.

This…oh…we didn’t see it coming is BS. Get out of the profession then.

Second: Pilots should have bathrooms in the cockpit.

Third: Too many drugs given to treat depression just make some people much worse. Every human is different, and much like the fact that the cops can’t always be around to protect you, more people who suffer from depression should be given more help in knowing how to deal with themselves WHEN they get suicidal. They must realize the threat they pose to those around them and take responsibility.

There ARE tricks that can be taught…for instance knowing that when they are feeling like killing a lot of people….they should remind themselves repeatedly…YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FRIGGING MIND…it’s okay, your brain is in imbalance. You are insane right now…it’s okay. It will pass.

Go take a shower. Go run. Get out of your own head. Most of all…have someone you can reach to help you, even if it’s suicide prevention.

Fourth: I have read reports that they had found gay porn on his website, he was visiting Mosques, his girlfriend was pregnant, his eyesight was going, he had no future…all simple guesses as to why this guy would want to kill all those people. His girlfriend said:

“He did it because he realized that because of his health problems his big dream of a job with Lufthansa; a job as captain and as a long haul pilot was as good as impossible.”

And lastly: He was not just depressed: he was a murderer. Lots of depressed people walk the earth in pain and hurt no one but themselves. Murder adds a whole other mental disorder to the equation.

So, I can’t forgive him. Enough pity already for the man. Pity the poor relatives of the people who were on that plane.

Nobody Wins when psychopaths get in positions of power where they can do the most harm…

Crashing the plane (or a nation) then becomes, an option.Plane crash

 

April 1, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | , | 8 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Andy Rooney’s Lessons of Life

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It’s been long time since I’ve stepped into any church, but I would probably go more often, if the preachers would say more of things like this gems from Andy Rooney:Andy Rooney 2

It’s fitting wisdom for a Sunday, don’t you think?

(Thanks to J.R.)


Written by the  late Andy Rooney (ex-60 Minutes USA), a man with whom I also disagreed sometimes,  had the gift of saying so much with so few words. These are some of those words I think are worth repeating.

I’ve learned…. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet  of an elderly person.child asleep

I’ve learned…. That just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my  day!’ makes my day.

I’ve learned…. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I’ve learned…. That being kind is more important than being right.

I’ve learned…. That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I’ve learned…. That no  matter how serious your life requires you to be,  everyone needs a friend to act

goofy with.

I’ve learned…. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold  and a heart to understand.Goofy

I’ve learned…. That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child

did wonders for me as an adult.

I’ve learned…. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I’ve learned…. That money doesn’t buy class.

Classless

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I’ve learned…. That  it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I’ve learned… That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I’ve learned…. That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I’ve learned…. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to

hurt you.

I’ve learned…. That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I’ve learned…. That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter

than I am.dog smiling

I’ve learned…. That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I’ve learned… That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

I’ve learned…. That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I’ve learned…. That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I’ve learned…. That I wish I could have told my Mum and Dad that I love them one more time before

passed away.

I’ve learned…. That one should keep his words both soft and tender,  because tomorrow he may have to

eat them.

I’ve learned…. That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I’ve learned…. That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re

hooked for life.

I’ve learned…. That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth

occurs while you’re climbing it.

I’ve learned…. That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

March 28, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

The Colonoscopy Question: To Resuscitate, or Not to Resuscitate?

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“Human have gotten along millions of years without colonoscopies, I just don’t understand why all of a sudden, you must have a test when nothing is wrong…I mean, why have a procedure that is unnecessary when you feel perfectly fine…especially when you COULD die from it?” I said.

My doctor, just shook his head. Every year, I would go into his office, and every year, he would tell me I should get a colonoscopy. He was PUSHING it. I imagined him making some kind of kickback….It’s not that I didn’t want to experience the pain, after all, I’d gone through a Caesarean, where you wake up and realized that oh..they DID cut through seven layers of muscle…stomach muscles you DO need to walk, who knew? I still remember trying to walk out of the parking lot to the children’s hospital where my newly born son was lying in an incubator…it took me about an hour just to get to the elevator.

…and gall bladder removal, where you realized that nobody will tell you that without the gall bladder, food actually travels at the speed of light through your body, the gall bladder acting as a traffic stoplight…even a snickers candy bar would go into my mouth and come out in a matter of minutes.

And they say the gall bladder is useless. THEY LIE! I was always calling up doctors and saying, “What is this green stuff coming out of me!” Nobody knew. It took a year for the alien gall bladder bile to disappear into probably some other organ in my body— like my ears. I should have called Steven Spielberg.

And most painful of all…I’ve had countless tooth infections, and root canals. Imagine what it must have been like before dentists? Pulling a tooth without Novocaine? Who knows how many wars were started by Kings with serious tooth decay?

What I wanted was my doctor to give me statistics. “Google it.” he said, as I saw him getting madder by the minute. Frustrated. Then he let it out. One of his patients was a mere 40 years old. He had cancer throughout his colon and didn’t even know it. He died. If he had gotten a colonoscopy, he would have lived. He didn’t want me to blame HIM if I had gotten colon cancer.colonoscopy

“Why in the WORLD would I blame you for the colonoscopy that I didn’t get?” I asked.

I guess his other patient did.

But, my real fears came from what I had heard, late at night on the radio. The radio host was really upset about his best friend, who had gone in for a routine colonoscopy, and was now, DYING…in a hospital. And this radio host talked about that for the next week. As far as I know, he is still there…punctured by some evil needle that couldn’t find its way back to the hole it came through.

Stuck. Blood oozing out all over his liver.

Surely, that would be my luck, I thought to myself. Out of the thousands, it would be me.

Even after reading Dave Barry’s famous colonoscopy column (Google it) I just thought..it’s all so unnecessary. O

And then, my wisest and dearest friend told me….do it. And so, I made the appointment.

Can’t be so hard, right?

As the day approached, I didn’t tell any of my friends. I didn’t want to jinx it.

Of course—there were papers that you had to sign….and then I saw it—there it was:

“Death COULD happen to you. ” sign here and relieve us of any charges.

I knew it. ..that mention of death again. They didn’t tell me that when I got my gall bladder surgery.

More directions: Don’t eat popcorn, hard fruit, raw vegetables and do not eat the day before AT ALL.colon two

Drink all you want, and then pour this bottle of stuff in a glass and drink three 16 ounce glasses of whatever you want— but you do this all in just one hour.

You MUST drink all three glasses. And cool…you could mix this laxative stuff with any drink you like. I had SEEN what Coke could do in science class…you can launch a rocket with coke and Alka- seltzer, so I figured, Coke. That will clean ANYTHING out. It works great on car engines.  If I’m going to do this, I want to use the most lethal soda on the planet.

Sounds easy right? It’s not. That night, I read two whole books in the bathroom. ….and

The next morning, zombie eyed..you do the same procedure all over again.

I had basically bloated my body with so much water, I could have passed as a floatation device in the nearest ocean.

I went into the office at after noon. I felt at least six months pregnant. My stomach was holding a water baby.  As I walked into the office, the admitting nurse was curt:

“Come with me, you have to sign some forms.”

After signing about 1,345 more papers, the nurse looked at me and said…

“Do you want to be resuscitated?”

“What? Is this a trick question?” I asked.

“Do you want to be resuscitated?” she asked again.colon three

Okay. Now. This was the real reason I didn’t want to be her in the first place, and so, I was right! I could die on that table, and they would look down at the paper I had just signed and say…

“Well, it says here, she doesn’t want to be resuscitated.”

“NEXT! “

I’m not kidding.

As they reeled me into the room, I looked at the doctor and said,

“I’m scared.”

“I was my first time too,” he said. Meaning, the doctor had had more than one.

Great. Just knock me out. Which they gloriously did. That IS the best moment. They should bottle THAT stuff and sell it on the open market.

As I woke up, the doctor came right in…and so, nothing was wrong. They found a perfectly healthy and exceedingly CLEAN colon to which the doctor was very happy, as I’m sure he was, if you could have seen some of the people who were waiting n the waiting room…I was quick and easy. I wondered if I would have gotten such a clean as a whistle colon HAD I still had my gall bladder.

Was this the happy ending to the story?

Well…there is one thing they don’t tell you. And it’s that they fill you with air.

Yes, like a flat tire being filled, they actually pump you up with air to do whatever they do in the great labyrinth of what is called your intestines, better known as the great highway where no man has gone before.

They blow you up…ha ha! Who knew?

Afterwards the nurse was pressing on my stomach to push the air out.

Funny. The nurse won’t resuscitate, but pushing out air is something they really do like to do.

As I was getting ready to leave the nurse said, “Well, good news! You don’t have to have another one of these for ten more years.”

Don’t tell my doctor. Hopefully, he’ll be too old to remember my name.

 

March 17, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Did This Pilot REALLY Do This? Wow.

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O.K. all you pilots out there, is this a real video, or is this fake?

It looks real to me, but even if it isn’t, it’s fun to watch.

Enjoy!

February 21, 2015 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Can YOU do this?

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Lars Anderson would be a handy guy to have around in the new Zombie takeover!

I enjoyed this so much I wanted to go out and buy myself a bow and arrow.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kim Komando)

January 31, 2015 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Twins…First Contact

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I’m sure it’s my female hormones that find this video so amazing, but isn’t this adorable? Two twins try to talk to each other and hold hands for the first time..OUTSIDE the womb.

It’s such a feel good video I had to share it.

Enjoy!

 

January 11, 2015 Posted by | Life, love | | Leave a comment

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