This very ‘emotional’ gun control rant by Mochelle is so soppy with fakeness, it’s almost laughable. She has shifted from caring about the fat kids, to now caring about the fact that the fat kids need to feel safe, and not just from guns, but from all the evils of society, and unlike her, who had everything handed to her on a silver platter, those poor darlings don’t.
Here we see the combination of two agenda’s: Outlaw all guns, and move the black people into really NICE white neighborhood that the white people have been living in: Obama and Mochelle are going to give MORE than just food stamps!
You poor black people are going to get the BEST FROM HUD!!!
CNSNews.com) – To ensure that “every American is able to choose to live in a community they feel proud of,” HUD has published a new fair-housing regulation intended to give people access to better neighborhoods than the ones they currently live in. The goal is to help communities understand “fair housing barriers” and “establish clear goals” for “improving integrated living patterns and overcoming historic patterns of segregation.” “This proposed rule represents a 21st century approach to fair housing, a step forward to ensuring that every American is able to choose to live in a community they feel proud of – where they have a fair shot at reaching their full potential in life,” said HUD Secretary Shaun Donovan. -
(Nobody suggest they start with Beverly Hills)
Nope. Obama can’t give you a job, but he can sure get you out of the Ghetto, where black drug dealers won’t kill you anymore!
What is so funny about this is that in my neck of the woods, they just spent over $ 1.3 million dollars giving the black kids a brand new, state of the art high school, and the kids did so badly, the school lost it’s accreditation. So now, 1300 students are being shipped to white neighborhoods, where the schools aren’t even half as nice. Even though they spent all that money, it was still considered to be the most dangerous high school in the city.
Nobody Remembers the old saying: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink…
Her last sentence is a real screamer. Michelle would have been shot at 15…if ONLY.
I guess the cell phones were just not enough.
Michelle Obama, just told the world, at a conference for women in Africa, why she is spending serious taxpayer money on monthly vacations around the world: she is just not digging hanging out at that prison called the White House:
It went like this:
Because it can sometimes be a little confining, living in the White House is sometimes like living in a “really nice prison,” First Lady Michelle Obama said Tuesday, according to remarks sent to the press. No, there are prison elements to it,” Mrs. Obama responded. “But it’s a really nice prison, so –”
“But with a chef,” former First Lady Laura Bush reminded the crowd
.“You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama said. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”
Hey, Michelle. Come to my house. We’ll trade. How many American would LOVE to be confined to the White House for eight years? A house where you never have to do your laundry, cook a meal, wash a window, mow a lawn, and eat the best cuisine in the world anytime you want.
–especially, when you then— get to go anywhere in the world and it doesn’t cost you a dime. Want to get out of the White House? How about a trip to the local mall— in Spain? Are all those hundreds of Christmas Trees in the White House getting you down? (that you did NOT have to put up) Well, take the girls to a skiing trip in Aspen! Or Europe. How about Paris? That’s right…just get out of that house Michelle, where you are SO miserable. A trip to Africa? Hey, why not?
Or, how about the Bahamas? And then there the many Hawaiian vacations…aren’t you due for another? Oh my god, we had NO idea. You poor thing.
Michelle Obama makes Marie Antoinette look like an orphan from Zimbabwe. Poor Michelle. She suffers so. Let’s send her our sincerest condolences…Or not. Spoken like the spoiled IMMATURE brat that she is. Cookie Roberts tried to come to her rescue, by saying this:
Martha Washington, our first First Lady, wrote in the first year that she was First Lady, she wrote to her niece that she felt like a ‘Chief State Prisoner,’” Roberts said.
Trying to save her face. But Martha Washington never said it in public. Martha Washington ran a farm, Michelle, on the other hand, like her husband, seems to be only able to run her mouth.
The difference between Martha and Michelle can be summed up in three words. Mrs. Washington– was a lady.
If it’s any consolation Michelle, many of us wish you weren’t even there. I personally will pray every day, that you get released from the “prison” that you so abhor.
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Evidently, Michelle Obama would rather wear a real hot sexul outfit to a Kids Choice Award, than anything that would give the kids the idea that she was actually a “MOM.” My self, I think if I were her— I would have had second thoughts about the “skinny” jeans. That’s the biggest front zipper that I’ve ever seen! Or did she stable that together? Doesn’t the White House have Mirrors?
Do I sound catty? Well? Sure I do! Even in Las Vegas, that’s a bit…suggestive. But then again, all the Obama’s got left is “style.” The substance is just not there. And…where are the bangs?
And for the amount of money it costs for the taxpayers to send her there, they could have left open the White House for another four years.
So, the only answer to this problem, is to reopen the White House and put them up in a Holiday Inn. After all, it’s being remodeled anyway…how much is THAT costing?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
A new standard in First Lady fashion.
$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker. Many thanks to the 51% that voted them back in!
Why would anyone put up 58 Christmas trees in the White House, and then…go to Hawaii and not even look at them? Is this a record for Christmas trees in the White House? And is that the biggest gingerbread house ever made?
While the country is about to be forced into a major depression, Obama and Mochelle seem to think nothing of spending another $4 billion on a three-week vacation (at our expense) in Hawaii…and that’s not counting the REAL cost. So…tell me—Why do they need 54 Christmas trees at the White House? Oh wait, they are called “Holiday” trees…right.
Oh..and just to make us all feel good about the fact that they ACT LIKE KINGS! They have announced that this year’s theme is JOY TO US! I mean…’Joy to All’
This year's theme is Joy to All.
(Translation: Have fun now folks, because in a few months, the joy will be gone.)
It celebrates the many joys of the holiday seasons, the joy of giving and service to others, the joy of sharing our blessings with one another and of course, the joy of welcoming our friends and families as guests into our homes over these next several weeks.
(“Service to others? Gee…how about doing us all a big service and don’t tax us to death. Nobody’s sure, as soon as you get back from Hawaii, those 58 “holiday” trees will be chump change compared to the elaborate parties you are going to throw for your second inauguration. You want us to hate the rich? Well, you’re helping that theme right along.)
We've also continued the tradition of decorating trees throughout the House. We have 54 trees in the White House. 54! That's a lot of trees.
(Wow..Michelle…can count. Who knew? Let’s all send copies of our household expenses to Michelle….and ask her to count it all up. Maybe she can learn how to balance a budget, now that she can actually count. )
We have found some wonderful ways to pay tribute to your service and sacrifice as an important part of ourholiday decorating
efforts here at the White House. And it starts, as you all have seen, the minute visitors walk through the White House for their tours, the first thing they see, the very first tree they see, honors our men and women inuniform
for the extraordinary sacrifice they and their families have made. And thanks to several of you here today, I know that this tree is now decorated with special gold star ornaments bearing the names of some of America's greatest heroes, those who gave their lives for our country.
(Service and sacrifice–translation: You WILL sacrifice everything, because we are going to take it from you. )
We are also honoring our military families with some very special decorations on the official White HouseChristmas tree
that's in the Blue Room. That's the biggest tree in the house. It's huge, stands close to 19 feet tall, it is one of my favorite trees. This very special "Joining Forces" tree is covered with hand-decorated ornaments made by military children living in U.S. bases around the world.
(Oh…give the BIG tree to the vets because THEY didn’t get to vote. How generous of you. Many of the ones losing their jobs and benefits can now go and see their “joining forces” tree and feel better. Good thing you won’t be there.–smart. )
And of course, keeping with past holiday traditions, we have our annual White House Gingerbread House. Yeah, have you guys seen that yet? A White House holiday staple since the 1960s, this year's house weighs nearly 300 pounds so it's a pretty big house, and its walls are made to resemble granite, so he did some kind of technique to make it look like real granite. And it even includes chandeliers that light up. It glows.
(Come on Michelle,…put 58 Christmas trees in that GINGERBREAD House, and really make it glow. Wait…those are “holiday trees.” A gingerbread house that looks like concrete? Wow–very fitting. I would like to shake the hand of the artist.)
So..if you are wondering why anyone who had the privileged of spending Christmas at the White House with 58 beautiful trees..why in the world, would they want to leave?
Because.—-.as Obama once so very gallantly said: You can put red lipstick on a pig…but it’s…still a pig.
Do you honestly think a Muslim wants to spend Christmas anywhere?
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Have you noticed? Obama and Michelle haven’t taken one of their expensive vacations this year. Well, here’s some fine facts from the Canadian Free Press that will get you to thinking, that if these two are reelected, YOU will be lucky to even be able to afford your next vacation at the “Putt-Putt” down the street. And you can be sure that, as soon as the election is over, they will be going on their most expensive vacations EVER. (Not to mention more rapper parties in the White House.) Remember as you are looking at all these “salaries” –How many “social” people are working for Obama? Next time someone makes fun of Mitt’s wife having horses, they should suggest that “At least she doesn’t need 22 people to get her dressed. ” (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
The First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants (That’s 22 to be exact)
1. $172,200 Sher, Susan (Chief of Staff)
2. $140,000 Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.
3. $113,000 Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Services)
4.$102,000 Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady )
5. $100,000 Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady,)
9.70,000 Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.)
10. $65,000 Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 Reinstein, Jospeh B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady.
13. $60,000 Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady.)
14. $57,500 Lewis, Dana, M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
16. $50,000 Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special-2 Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady)
17. $45,000 Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
18. $43,000 Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21 $35,000 Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 Jackson, Deila A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
(This is community organizing at its finest.)
There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady’s social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary only had three: Jackie Kennedy one: Laura Bush one: and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President’s own pocket.
Friends, these salaries add up to six million, three hundred sixty-four thousand dollars ($6,364,000) for the 4 years of office? And we are in a recession? Well, most of us are. I guess it’s okay to spend wildly when it’s not your own money.
Yes, Yes, I know. The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist.
Alex, is a big boy for 14. I have watched him grow up, and fill out, and last summer he was what you could call..obese. I’d always see him at the pool—he never swam. Puberty had hit him, and he was there for the girls. And every day, he would get a big Mountain Dew.
“Hey, Alex, if you would quit drinking that big Mountain Dew each day, and swim a few laps, you’d be thin by the end of the summer!”
He smiled really big. “I know! But I can’t stop drinking Mountain Dew! I gotta have my Mountain Dew!”
Alex could care less. He was not about to give up his Mountain Dew.
My son, at 14 looked a lot like Alex. But, one day he found an old calorie counting book in my library and starting counting calories. He lost all his fat. He learned so much about how to lose weight he now helps others do it. And he did it all by himself.
But not every kid, or adult is the same. We all have different metabolisms. Our food has changed. Even the healthy food we eat is deprived of nutrients because our soils have been depleted. We are not getting the nutrients they had so long ago.
And don’t even get me into Monsanto…but you can’t just blame it on the food.
When I was young, kids played baseball after school. We walked everywhere. Now it’s not safe anymore for the kids to walk to the parks or even to their friends homes. Look around you, you hardly EVER see kids playing baseball or football in the parks. They are all playing video games….for hours on end.
And now, Obama and Michelle have decided that they know how to slim down the kids, and the kids are complaining about the new menu. They hate it so much they are now throwing the food away, and going hungry.
Under the new regulations, cafeterias are required to serve twice as many fruits and vegetables while limiting proteins and carbohydrates. For an average high school student, that means two baked fish nuggets, a cup of vegetables, half a cup of mashed potatoes, one whole grain roll and 8 ounces of fat free milk is the fuel that served to get them through their last four hours of classes.
“We hear them complaining around 1:30 or 2:00 that they are already hungry,” said Linda O’Connor, a high school English teacher at Wallace County High School in Sharon Springs, Kansas. “It’s all the students, literally all the students… you can set your watch to it.”
What does that tell you? These kids will store MORE fat due to stress.
Remember when Michelle starting planting gardens on the White House lawn? She didn’t start that. She stole that idea from Eleanor Roosevelt. Eleanor spurred 20 million home gardens by planting one on the White House grounds in 1943. But she didn’t go so far as to dictate the schools’ lunch menus. Now we have millions of “community” gardens, thanks to Michelle. Commune living is being incubated all over the country…quietly.
Okay! Those kids will go to the nearest quickie mart and buy a nice big Mountain Dew with some Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs.
That’s what I would do, in fact, I used to do it. I never got fat from it. I walked everywhere.
Obesity is a problem, but everyone knows, the more exercise you get, the less you weigh.
Nobody Thinks they should put gym back into the schools. When they took it out, all the kids started getting fat. Then the schools were so afraid of kids getting hurt, or bullied, or whatever—nobody was “equal” so they took it out.
The kids would lose weight, and not get hungry for cupcakes and soda. Their bodies would stop craving sugar. I know…Michelle got the “Let’s Move” program going—but how’s that working out? Like the rest of their big ideas…you see nothing.
You can’t tell people what to eat. They will rebel. Tell Michelle to keep her rules out of our schools. It’s one thing to suggest healthy food, it’s quite another to control every single kid’s food intake for their whole day.
That’s a dictator. That’s not freedom…and Nobody Wins..
Michelle Obama is on the front lines of protecting Americans from the mobs all over the world shouting “Death to America! Death to America”! She has announced that the greatest threat to American National Security is—
If you see this man, be sure to call your local FBI, the NSA, the ACLU, the army, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and the Navy Seals. If that fails, for five dollars you can send a direct email to the President who will make the proper response, and say that although Michael IS fat..(Michelle admitting today that fat people are a threat to us all.) —-Michael is not our enemy.
Don’t you listen to him.
(Nobody Makes this Stuff up)
Here’s what Nobody found out from watching Michelle Obama speak at her Convention.
We found out that Michelle Obama desperately wants to keep Obama in the White House, so that she can keep the dream alive for her and her daughters and take more vacations and buy more outfights.. and that she wants to get PAID for living the lifestyle of a QUEEN. She wants a salary for the next four years. Trust me, the President will give it to her. (Listen to the introduction.)
We found out that either: (1) They are desperate for the military vote OR (2) they are planning a major war before the election and they will need men to fight it…or (3) both, because she talked more about the military and their love for the military more than any other subject tonight.
We found out that while most of us that lived through the sixties, and all that race, and sexual women lib stuff we thought was over and done with…is not. Obama and Michelle decided just to dig it all back up to try to make us all believe, that the sixties never happened.
Neither did the civil war.
(And they don’t talk about Martin Luther King because people are finding out he was a Republican.)
We found out that Michelle wasn’t going to let Mitt Romney’s wife get the ONLY pity card from MS,…Why Michelle’s dad had it too, and he had to crawl on his hands and knees just to kiss her goodnight.
We found out that Michelle and Obama got full college tuitions and her dad basically kept working to pay for their toothpaste.
We found out that Michelle thinks kids never got medical before Obama.
We found out that Obama’s poor grandmother was denied the big paychecks of men, and that’s why Obama wore shoes that didn’t fit.
We found out that even though Obama is in a different state every single day of the year, somehow he makes it back to the White House to eat dinner with his wife and kids, EVEN if they have to take different planes home..EVERY single night. (Damn the cost, it’s important.)
(Did Obama fly to Spain? Aspen? Mexico?)
We found out that she credits the janitor of her schools for making her who she is.
We found out that she is running for President in 2016. Hillary be damned.
What we didn’t find out, was the truth.
Except for one thing.— She did say this:
“Being President doesn’t change who you are: it reveals who you are.”
They want to give all the minorities everything, free housing, free college educations, free food, free Obamacare. (cough)
Nothing is free. It’s all being charged to YOU and future generations. Michelle never mentioned that little point. Nothing was said about the present. Nada. Nothing.
In the end Michelle wanted a “better world for my daughters” and a strong “Foundation for their dreams.”
It’s not Obama’s daughters that are suffering or will. They already go to private schools, and will go to Harvard.
The rest of us will be looking for coffee tables in dumpsters if they are reelected. We won’t even be able to buy shoes, let alone ones that don’t fit.
What we will get is a lot more hot air from both of them.
When it comes to America, there is the only truth we need to remember is: America needs jobs. Or we can’t help anyone.
Last night, a star was born. Ann Romney looked straight into the camera, with her piercing blue eyes and grabbed the heads and minds of millions of people. It obvious now: both candidates have decided it’s the “women” votes that really matter.
So…Ann said this:
It’s the moms of this nation — single, married, widowed — who really hold this country together. We’re the mothers, we’re the wives, we’re the grandmothers, we’re the big sisters, we’re the little sisters, we’re the daughters.
The democrats must have know that she was going to be a formidable opponent because Michelle Obama will not be able to look into a camera and make us believe she is as honest, as caring, or even as much in love with her husband as Ann Romney did tonight. (Speaking to the undecided)
Why? Because we have watched her flit around the world on vacations after vacation, recklessly spending our money for her own pleasure. While they criticized the Romney’s for being rich, Michelle Obama alone has 27 assistants.
And so, a picture of Michelle is released today, from a magazine in Spain, which of course will go all over the world…remember that long vacation Michelle took in Spain with her girlfriend? Don’t tell me she doesn’t have connections there.
According to the magazine’s editor, the picture is meant to honor Michelle Obama who they call the “gran mujer” (great woman) who “conquered the heart” of the man who would be president and “seduced the American people.” The magazine shows the first lady’s face superimposed onto an 1800 portrait of a female slave…to show that bigotry is still alive and kicking and often stirred up by the Obama’s very presence in the White House.
So Nobody Wonders—DO the Obama’s REALLY see themselves as “victims” of a racial America who don’t like them because they’re …black? Or are they afraid of LOSING some of the black vote?
One thing is for certain: Mitt knows how to pick a winner. Nothing is more important to a Presidential candidate than his wife, and Ann hit a home run. It’s going to be hard for the “slave queen” to beat her.
Ann Romney did the best thing she could do tonight…she showed America that Mitt Romney knows how to pick a winner. Ann surprised us all. She could well turn out to be the tipping point.
Now…about that boob….
While President ”I deserve to be reelected” Obama, and his wife ”I teach my children Southside Chicago Values” Michelle, are actually in the White House for the next few hours, their daughter Malia is down in Mexico with the rest of the 1% mostly white rich kids who come from all the elite colleges, to party on spring break.
Our own country is not near exotic enough for the sex and beer orgies of the college kids anymore, and since NAFTA is all about free trade, our rich parents now send their kids down to Mexico to party.
Here’s a response from a reader at Glenn Beck’s site:
This is the most absurd thing from the White House and Marie Antoinette wannabe yet. A 13-year-old needs to go on spring break on the taxpayer dime when there are children who are too hungry to go school and people who cannot afford the gas to drive their children to McDonalds. Sorry, my mistake, McDonalds is poison, Mexico – safe haven. This is immoral. What a spoiled little rich brat. I don‘t give a tinker’s dam about her safety that’s a problem for the Marxist in Chief and Marie Antoinette junior. The entitlement mentality is in the genes. What a direct slap in the face to the American people. The rich should pay more taxes right? Let’s decrease the presidential travel budget for the most arrogant unfeeling piece crap God ever put on earth. What a joke these people are and to Mexico of all places. Then again, why not. Fast and furious kingpin Obama and Holter are in bed with the Mexican drug cartel. The mafia princess will be safe.
Nobody SAYS: I love reading other people’s opinion. As you can see, most of America is appalled that any parent would send their daughter to witness a drunken sex orgy, even WITH 25 body guards. (Come on..how much are we paying the whole Mexican police force?)
Not to mention, if anything happens to the President’s daughter, we would have to fork out millions to save her. OR worse, go to war for his mistakes.
Michelle Obama told David Letterman recently that she has passed her Southside Chicago values on to her children. So, we can assume that Southside Chicago values include making sure your daughter experience her budding sexuality in the finest manner: Sex is good. Getting drunk is fun: and it’s your body MAO , so be sure you have contraception, you don’t want to be burdened with a baby at 13.
No, as parents, most of us would agree that Michelle and Barack are not good role models, but as you can see—liberals believe that they are special: they want their children to experience all the life that they possibly can. Want to sit on a snake baby? Okay! Want to sit on an alligator? Okay! Want to go to the dangerous country Mexico and pick up boys! Okay!
Our own state department warns Americans about going to Mexico:
“Crime and violence are serious problems throughout the country and can occur anywhere. U.S. citizens have fallen victim to TCO activity, including homicide, gun battles, kidnapping, carjacking and highway robbery.”
UPDATE: AND—a 7.5 earthquake just hit 119 miles north of where Malia is staying.
Good thing Obama told the press to take down the story on his daughter…since we are paying for the trip, Americans would like to know how much fun Malia had screaming while the ground beneath her rocked back and forth. We would like to know if those Southside Chicago values told her how to survive an Earthquake.
I doubt it. But you can be sure that one of the Southside Chicago Values is this:Spend as much of everybody else’s money as you possibly can because someday, their money will be gone.