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Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Arizona Voter

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two voters who just can’t seem to find the time to go to the voting booth on election day: ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama VS Lowly Arizona Voter.

FIRST VOTER: Let’s start with Obama. Sure…he’s busy. There’s those ISIS…uh ISIL…. guys just about to take over Baghdad, democrats are like traitorous Judas’, denying they even KNEW the name Obama in an election year..yes they are denying…the Messiah.

It’s a hard time— war, pestilent, death, Ebola, and being without Valerie Jarret has not been easy. Nobody is there to eat pie with you.Obama and pie

Putin is threatening to nuke you. Nobody Knows where Kim Jong-Un is, and China won’t talk to you.

Iran won’t call you back. The border is open, but you really didn’t expect THAT many kids to flood across. You told those people only a few thousand at a time. Every democrat you ever got money from wants payback. Even the women are saying that they “don’t feel safe.” Your new Ebola Czar didn’t even show up at the first Ebola meeting.

On top of that, your credit card was refused at the restaurant last night.

Since Michelle got rid of the pastry chef, you now have to sneak out of the White House to get your “munchies” fix.

Finding time to play golf is getting harder and harder. We know; life is rough. You just can’t find the time to vote, so while you were in Chicago, you voted EARLY.

Voting on election day, would just be too hard. You’ve already made a tee-time in Palm Springs for that day, and heck, making an extra stop in Chicago just to VOTE would be a big waste of the taxpayer’s money!

SECOND VOTER:

He doesn’t even care that stuffing the ballot box with hundreds of ‘early’ voting ballots is illegal. Sure, it’s nothing new, but he almost gave the poor guy at the voting booth a heart attack.

A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party.

Guy: “What’s your problem?”

LaFaro: “I don’t have a problem.”

Guy: “Stop watching me. You’re annoying me.”

LaFaro: “One of your ballots isn’t sealed.”

Guy: “It’s none of your business. What’s your name?”

LaFaro: “I’m the chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party. What’s yours?”

Guy: “Go f*** yourself. I don’t have to tell you who I am.”

Definitely one of Obama’s boys.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?

Obama. He could very well have mailed in his vote for Chicago…..He’s the *$&%ing President. If he can bomb Libya without permission, he could certainly have sent his vote in by special plane.

But, he needs blacks and the young to go EARLY to vote in November, because that way, he can use fraud to keep the democrats in office. At this point, fraud IS their only hope.

The second video is proof of how the democrats use fraud. They did it to get Obama elected—– at least in the last election

Early voting—–Michelle and Obama are pushing it big time. It’s the only way they can get hundreds of voting boxes stuffed with Donald Ducks.

By the way, I could only stomach the first video once. When it comes to the false Messiah, I’d say being a Judas is…highly forgiven.Stalin

 

October 20, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

General Sherman Gives Obama Some Pointers

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There’s no escaping it: Jimmy Carter just had one of the best days of his life.–President Obama, is being hammered about how badly he is handling the war—by his generals, his x-cabinet members, and all of our allies. Obama really doesn’t have a clue how to be “Commander-In-Chief.” Notice, he hasn’t made that “I’M THE COMMANDER- IN- CHIEF!” exclamation lately.Obama and Jimmy

Obama is SO bad at commanding a war, he just might surpass Carter’s foreign policy failures. Jimmy Carter just said this::

“First of all, we waited too long. We let the Islamic State build up its money, capability and strength and weapons while it was still in Syria,” Carter told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram in an interview published Tuesday. The 39th president was in Texas working on a Habitat for Humanity project.

“Then when [ISIS] moved into Iraq, the Sunni Muslims didn’t object to their being there and about a third of the territory in Iraq was abandoned,” he continued.

Carter also argued it would be strategic to have troops on the ground in Syria to help guide the air campaign. Obama, however, has pledged that the United States would not send troops into the country.

The cry is loud…on every doorstep we are hearing, “We need a STRONG leader!” Bill O’Reilly is hoping General Patton was frozen In a Disney Skywalker lab, so he can unfreeze him and send him to ISIS and destroy them all.

Since that’s not possible, I, little nobody, have another suggestion, and all I had to do was open a book. So, here’s a few tips, from a little nobody who lives near Ferguson, MO, and an American General, who actually knew how to win a war:

William Tecumseh Sherman: From his memoirs: Military lessons of the WarGeneral Sherman

SHERMAN: “No army can be efficient unless it be a unit for action: and the power must come from above, not from below. The President usually delegates his power to the commander in-chief, and then to the next, and so on down to the lowest actual commander of troops, however small the detachment. No matter how troops come together, when once united, the highest officer in rank is held responsible, and should be consequently armed with the fullest power of the executive, subject only to law and existing orders.”

NOBODY: It’s been told that Obama did not listen to ANY of his generals. In fact, nobody knows if Obama even gives his generals any other directions than, “Get me some coffee.” “and “Stand DOWN.” Obama leads from the bottom, that way, the blame never goes to the top. HIM.

SHERMAN: “The more simple the principal, the greater the likelihood of determined action: and the less a commanding officer is circumscribed by bounds or by precedent, the greater is the probability that he will make the best use of his command and achieve the best results.”

NOBODY: Here’s a simple principle Obama: WIN THE WAR! Simple. Tell your army to WIN THE WAR. CRUSH ISIS. Sherman says: KISS. (Keep it simple, stupid.) What’s that Obama? You have a plane to catch?

SHERMAN: “At the close of the our Civil War, lasting four years, some of our best corps and division generals as well as staff officers were from civil life: But I cannot recall any of the most successful who did not express a regret that he had not received, in early life, instruction in the elementary principles of the art of war, instead of being forced to acquire its knowledge in the dangerous and expensive school of actual war.”

NOBODY: Okay Obama. We all know you have no clue how to wage a war. Even Paris Hilton has studied “The Art of War.” We realize how hard it must be to go from sitting in Revered Wright’s white-hating, America hating–church, to commanding the biggest military in the world, but, it might help if you stay up a few hours at night, and get a crash course on war. The only war you know how to wage is against the AMERICAN PEOPLE! You are doing a really good job at that…just turn that attention to our enemies. After all, you need us to fund Air Force One’s fuel bills. Cartoon obama

SHERMAN: “There is a soul to an army as well as to the individual man, and no general can accomplish the full work of his army unless he commands the soul of his men, as well as their bodies and legs.”

NOBODY: Let’s face it Obama: the men hate you. You have cut their pay, left them in dangerous lands with no bullets, with orders not to shoot, you let them die, did not have their backs, and when they came home, you let them all die while waiting for care. You honored a TRAITOR in the White House. You can’t even call the enemy that has killed your soldiers by his rightful name. And let’s not forget, you personally shut down the WWII memorial while at the same time sending, Morsi, your Muslim Brotherhood Egyptian buddy, billions of dollars worth of OUR weapons.

You couldn’t command the soul of a prodigious tapeworm, face it. Better find your own Sherman, and quick.

SHERMAN: “Time is a most valuable element in all wars.”

NOBODY: And you sure screwed up the timing on THIS war, didn’t you? Jimmy Carter, the worst military commander-in-chief next to YOU, said it, not me: You waited too long, you played too many holes of golf..and ISIS just took over.

SHERMAN: “On the defensive there is no doubt of the propriety of fortifying: but in the assailing army the general must watch closely to see that his men do not neglect an opportunity to drop his precautionary defenses and act promptly on the offensive at every change.”Obama no clue two

NOBODY. Obama is on permanent defense. The world is waiting for his offensive. And waiting…and waiting…Las Vegas bets? Obama will go on the offensive….when Michelle Obama actually eats her own lunch menu’s.

SHERMAN: “Other great difficulties, experienced by every general, are to measure truly the thousand and one reports that come to him in the midst of conflict: to preserve a clear and well-defined purpose at every instant of time: and to cause all efforts to converge to that tend.

NOBODY: Is that the problem Obama? Just too many things coming at you at once? IRS, Fast and Furious, Obamacare rollout, thousands flooding the border, terror threats, FBI secrets, Hillary wanting to change the chef already— and it’s getting harder to get a golf game in every day? Or is your clear and well-defined purpose a plan to destroy America?

SHERMAN: “To do these things he must know perfectly the strength and quality of each part of his own army as well as that of his opponent, and must be where he can personally see and observe with his own eyes and judge with his own mind. No man can personally command an army from the rear: he must be “at its front”. Some men think that modern armies may be so regulated that a general can sit in an office and play on his several columns as on the keys of a pinon: this is a fearful mistake.”

NOBODY: I’m pretty sure this means you should stop meeting your generals on your IPAD between sand traps.

SHERMAN: “The effect of his mind and personal energy must be felt by every office and man present with it to secure the best results. Every attempt to make war easy and safe will result in humiliations and disaster.”

So there it is: A Union American General is telling it like it is: Obama tried to make the war easy and safe, and look what happened. He is being humiliated by ISIS every day on Youtube, and millions of people are dying, simply because, he just couldn’t pick up a book.

OR…could it be, this has been his plan all along?Mad Mag

 

 

October 10, 2014 Posted by | American History, American Soldiers, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

The Sequestration of America Has Begun

Nobody Knowspuzzled faces two

THIS has certainly been a fun week of confusion: ISIS is a mile away from Baghdad, and Nobody Knows where our President is tonight. Nobody can figure out how some man with past criminal charges got into an elevator with Obama, armed with a gun. Nobody Knows just how many incompetent departments of our government we actually HAVE, but finding one that works is as hard as finding out who killed JFK. Why men have nipples. Why the Chinese talk so different than the Russians. Why Eric Holder has no chin.

Maybe…just maybe, in a hundred years they will figure it out.

So, let’s start with the biggest news: Ebola is now in Texas. The CDC director put on a great show today on FOX, telling everyone not to worry, because the CDC is so efficient, and there is NO way any of us should worry about Ebola—- he insisted again and again.

Some citizen of Africa, just wanted to come visit his relatives in Texas, and it was pretty clear that THEY were probably just visiting also ...and decided to stay.

Why do I have the feeling he isn’t the first one? (Anybody?)Zombie Plan

Texas has its hands full: TB is showing up everywhere thanks to the new immigration policy of letting every sick kid in the world come here to get treatment, bringing with them a new form of polio and more deadly viruses. And by the way—- who is paying this guy’s hospital bill?

Obama DOES care!

Great Britain got smart. All the British airlines have refused to allow anyone from the infected areas to travel to Britain. You would THINK the United States would do the same, wouldn’t you?

Oh…but that would be…racist.Ebola

Nevertheless, we are told not to worry by the same department that has ordered 160,000 hazmat suits, and is advising funeral parlors in the Unites States how to deal with the remains of Ebola victims.

Do you feel safe? As in everything pertaining to politicians: Forget their words…watch their actions.


And speaking of safe, it’s now being reported that Obama really isn’t paying attention to his intelligence briefings, only 42 percent of the time. It’s such a bore, he’d rather glance at it right before the Hollywood fundraiser.

The White House said that the president prefers to read his intelligence briefings on his iPad instead of having in-person briefings, according to reports.

SURE he does. If he had to show up, he’s miss his golf game.Obama golf 3

Breitbart said,

“The question remains whether a 42 percent attendance record on daily intelligence briefings is good enough for most Americans.”

Nobody Knows how the democratic Americans feel about that, BUT…we can guess how the Kurds feel about Obama being absent from their pleas…100% of the time.


You remember the Kurds? We promise to help them overthrow Saddam Hussein, and then when the time was right, we didn’t show up. They got slaughtered. It’s was the  Bay of Kurdish Pigs without the pigs.

They want to fight ISIS, and would love some of these weapons that Obama is handing out to the Syrians like candy, but he is ignoring them–so Iran is coming to the rescue.

President Barack Obama has pledged to protect and arm Syrians and Iraqis facing terrorist attacks by the Islamic State (ISIS) but has so far failed to protect Kurds on the Turkish border of Syria, said Robert Zubrin, a senior fellow with the Center for Security Policy. Zubrin added that Turkey is complicit in the assault on the Kurds because it is allowing Islamist extremists to enter Syria to join ISIS.  Meanwhile, the Turkish government is building up troops on the border which will likely move into the region after a Kurdish genocide.

Will the Kurds now become allies with Iran? Nobody Knows: But the Kurds, once again, are left to protect their own.Dog and pizza

Which brings me to this idea of protecting their own….


Why isn’t the President of the United States interested in protecting us? He is good at protecting all his failed democratic policies, and his democratic party, but when it comes to protecting the America people from a nuclear attack, or Ebola outbreak, or a mass illegal invasion, he is absent, about 99 percent of the time, and Nobody can figure out why.

Someday, in the future, some history teacher will be trying to answer that very same questions…and Nobody Knows if he will tell the truth, of if he will say…

“It’s complicated.”

So..our lives continue to put us at wonder, every single day. And when our brains get overloaded with unanswered outrage at the sheer incompetence of the whole damn Obama administration leaving us to spend our days nail biting at the crisis’ happening around us, most of us hoping to dodge some health or financial bullet—and as we sit and watch the many disasters occurring throughout the world, and in our own country…our most important question, will end up to be:Redskins

Just WHY are we changing the REDSKINS name again?

Which IS the final proof that

The sequestration of America has begun.

 

October 1, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Ebola, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders: Does Obama Even LIKE the White House?

Nobody Wonders

I wanted to do an update on yesterday’s blog: After listening to Rush Limbaugh today, my theory that the man who got into the White House was ‘staged’, gets a new twist. A man called Rush’s program, said he had been working in the Secret Service at the White House around 1990, and HIS theory was since the President and his family were not in the White House, nobody was that concerned. From that point, Rush went into the fact that due to political correctness, nobody in the FBI wanted to stop this man until he seem to be an eminent threat. He went on to say that perhaps political correctness permeates the whole government system up to the very top, and that’s why the Obama administrations is so incompetent.Puzzled faces one

If that is the case, then WHY was that girl murdered last year, when she had no weapon, and just wanted to talk to the President? She was black. Where was Eric Holder’s outrage at the police that time? What secret were they covering up? Did Obama order to have her killed? She claimed she knew the man. Why shoot her dead in front of her little boy? She was far away from the White House.

Do you see the logic here?

So..to update my theory, perhaps this act was not staged, he really was a nut and the whole FBI surrounding the White House are just lame and incompetent like the President, which means that the rules of the FBI now are so politically correct, that any suicide bomber could literally destroy the White House. The House itself is not deemed important. The ONLY thing that is important is the President.

While, I find it hard to believe that even liberal Democrats, including MS Pierman, would NOT want to preserve this very important National Monument, let’s say Rush has a point. Therefore, what Obama actually does is place the circumstances in place to allow chaos, because chaos and disasters always benefit him…in the words of Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” and blowing up the White House? Just think how Obama could use that to his advantage. He would say: It was because he was black. And think of the money that would be allotted to the rebuilding. Maybe the elites want an update—more on the level of our Baghdad embassy.

So, Nobody Wonders…could they stage this for more money? To get everyone concerned about Obama and his safety? Or are the people running our country REALLY that incompetent?Puzzled faces three

When you consider the mass protection around the President’s and his every move, the entourage of Secret Service Men, the millions of dollars being paid to protect him to the point where on one trip to Asia, he MADE them cut all the trees on the boulevard he would be traveling down, just to be safe— WHY he would not want to protect the White House makes no sense at all.

Do we have a President that truly would love to destroy the White House? We already know, he doesn’t like America.

Nobody Wonders.

AND…like I said, today Obama stuck up for Julia Pierson, and everyone else.  Why, they just have a tough job.

He ought to know.

September 30, 2014 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Who Scored the Touchdown in Last Week’s Interviews?

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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!football fans

That’s the game I think of with the upcoming elections in November, and already the two opposing teams: Team Obama Utopia, and Team GOP WHO ARE WE? are getting ready to rumble.

God, don’t you just hate sports metaphors? Obama doesn’t. He uses them all the time, but last week on Meet the Press, he went with duck metaphors, rushing forward— head down, helmet energized–with what HE thought was a solid kick— but it was intercepted by no other than the GOP’s only rah-rah quarterback that seems to be talking at the moment–Mitt Romney.Met the press

If you compare Obama’s interview with Romney’s–it was obvious old school colors were good to see again; Obama looked very spiffy in his thousand dollar suit and new golf tan, but basically he came up with the same old excuses as to why he just can’t seem to control the ball:

FIRST EXCUSE:

“There are days where I’m not getting enough sleep, because we’ve got a lot on our plate,” he said. “You know, when you’re, when you’re president of the United States, you’re not just dealing with the United States” but also leading the international response to crises around the world, as his administration is in responding to conflicts in Ukraine and the Middle East, as well as the outbreak of Ebola in Africa.

“You know, our inbox gets pretty high.”

The crowd thinks that he doesn’t even KNOW where the inbox is, let alone the plate. He’s had six years to find sleep: Maybe he should put a pillow in his golf cart.

Is the inbox lost in Lois Lerner’s lost hard drive? Is that why so many people are seeing the quarterback getting a hot dog during half time, while the team is getting slaughtered? As for not getting enough sleep? Too many campaign parties, so little time. It’s just so tough being him. Obama balls

NEXT EXCUSE:

“It is always a challenge when you’re supposed to be on vacation. Because you’re followed everywhere. And part of what I’d love is a vacation from … the press,” he said.

Yes, the team is losing and the star quarterback is dining on champagne in the governor’s box. He just went up there for a quick cigar and some caviar at halftime. NOBODY was suppose to know, but some damn joker had a camera. While all photos’ of the star player are supposed to get his approval, he just can’t catch those damn people who call themselves journalists and who have very expansive cell phones. If not for them, nobody would know how many millions of normal lives he upsets in one day. He really needs a vacation from them all.

The FINAL INSULT:

“There’s no doubt that — after having talked to the families, where it was hard for me to hold back tears listening to the pain that they were going through — after the statement that I made, that you know, I should’ve anticipated the optics.”

Yes, there he was caught in the party room, where they have an indoor driving range, and one of his players had just been killed on the field. It didn’t look good that the quarterback was laughing, so in his statement to the press, he told everyone that just SECONDS before, he was holding back tears.

Nobody believed it. Everybody wants to know, ‘Where’s the damn ball?”

You see, in Obama’s football world, nobody knows where the ball is.

The damn ball, is being held by the star quarterback, who is keeping it in his locker room, to bring out at the last-minute. He figures, if HE has the ball, and nobody can find it, maybe everybody will go home and he WILL win the game.

In other words, Obama forces the rules of the game to change, so he always win.

“I want to spend some time, even as we’re getting all our ducks in a row for the executive action, … to make sure that the public understands why we’re doing this, why it’s the right thing for the American people, why it’s the right thing for the American economy,” Obama told Chuck Todd on NBC News’ “Meet the Press.”

(Don’t you love a President who thinks running the country is like putting ducks in a row?”)

Well, football is a game, but being President isn’t and Obama thinks it is. It’s all a game, and it’s all about winning the game, and since the American people are AGAINST amnesty, (And it IS an impeachable offense) he has to hold on to that ball, so that he can bring it out for a touchdown right at the end of the game–so that they won’t have any time to impeach him.

And then, HE WINS! Who knows, he could just say it’s a Presidential “pardon”Obama throwin football

It’s the game plan, but last week, Mitt Romney, the only quarterback who lost the last game against team Obama, due to his many fumbles, got the ball back…if only for a few glorious minutes.

In the game of football, you only get one chance to win.

In the game of Presidential elections, sometimes the other team wins by not playing by the rules.

And Obama NEVER plays by the rules.

So, in order to win the next Presidential election, we need a man who will not only point out that Obama is breaking the rules, but if he has to, break a few rules to stop him.

I think in this case, all gloves should be off. (Wait…wrong sport.)

Right about now, the crowd is looking for blood. We want hockey! We want someone to take the ball from Team Obama and smash him over the head with it on their way to victory.

Metaphorically speaking, of course. ( Hi NSA!)

We want to hear….something like this:

This WAS the best touchdown Mitt Romney ever scored!

Too bad, it didn’t happen on the field.

 

September 8, 2014 Posted by | Mitt Romney, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Did I MISS Obama’s statement on the Second Beheading? (Uh…)

Nobody ReportsAmerican beheading

If you are going to capture and behead somebody, better it be somebody who usually doesn’t carry a weapon.

As everyone in the world knows: Another American journalists was beheaded. He’s British, and looks to be of African origin—-and he has this message for Obama:

“I’m back, Obama, and I’m back because of your arrogant foreign policy towards the Islamic State,”

  British Prime Minister David Cameron, when told of the video, condemned the Islamic State for its actions and called the video “disgusting.” He said it was an “absolutely disgusting, despicable act,” and said he would be making a longer statement later.

What did Obama say?

Nothing. albert

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Islam, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.scientists

I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?

Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:

A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.

They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead  to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.

So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?Michael Sams

How’s that working out?

Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?

I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.

And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: Fruit Flies

There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies

This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!

Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.Fat lesbian

And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.

Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?

No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?

Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?

(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)

No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.Obama golf two

From Glenn Beck:

How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”

So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.

The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.

Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.

Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.

Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.

Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.

That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Suffer “the children” Under the Dome of Ignorance

Nobody Knows

I’m happy to report the ignorance of last week, has grown with leaps and bounds, just like Al Gore’s fake poster thermometer heights! We have a lot to cover so, let’s get started.


Nobody Knows why the FAA canceled all air flights into Israel yesterday. So what if missiles are being launched? They have the DOME!plane shot down

There are many people guessing at why: One reason: There must be a strange brain virus going through the air at 33,000 feet that only affects pilots, because the pilot of MH17 suddenly decided to go off course and fly his plane over a war zone. Will this happen to other pilots? Is this about global warming? Is this Bush’s fault yet?

Did we ever find that other Malaysian airline in the Pacific? NO!

But, Michael Bloomberg has come to the rescue:

“This evening I will be flying on El Al to Tel Aviv to show solidarity with the Israeli people and to demonstrate that it is safe to fly in and out of Israel.

“I also stand in solidarity with the Israeli people because they don’t drink Big Gulps.”

Okay, he didn’t say that about the Jews, but I bet he was thinking it.

Michael will be safe because the Jews have THE DOME!

(Not to be compared with Christian Tea-party hating— Stephen King’s Dome)

By the way, Nobody Knows why WE don’t have a missile shield like Israel.  We helped develop Israel’s dome, and we helped pay for it, and yet, WE don’t get one?

And speaking of things WE DON”T GET…(Like a southern border)


It’s now being reported that most of the illegal’s coming in from South America already have illegal families here, and they are not running away from ‘drug lords’ and crime, and poverty, after all, they can get that here–they are just finally coming in to join their families who are already here.

And Nobody Knows why Stephen King made this very racist tweet about the whole situation:Stephen King

Revised Tea Party Gospel: “Suffer the little children come unto me. Unless they’re undocumented kids from Central America.”

Yes, Stephen hates tea-party Christians. We should fight racism. I suggest we march on Stephen King’s lawn with our angry dogs in tow, and bring as many illegal families as we can for him to feed. After all Mr. King, isn’t it about time you stop scaring us?

(Stephen hasn’t been quite right since he joined the rich and famous.)

And speaking of families…


Even though they deny it, the Obama have bought a house in California, where Obama can play golf every single day, like all the other retiring Presidents used to do.

The First Family is believed to be in escrow on a contemporary home in a gated community where entertainers Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby once maintained estates.

Over-the-top exterior features include a pool with a 20-foot waterfall, a rock lagoon, two spas, a misting system and a putting green with a sand trap.

obama house

Will they sell their house in Chicago? Or will they be like all the rich people they hang out with—- Have a house in every city?

Enquiring nobody minds want to know…Will Michelle do her own shopping? Will they allow me to program her shopping cart?

Can you imagine Michelle on Rodeo Drive and a shopping cart says to her,

“You must not buy that $35,000 purse. Give that money to your local Christian charity. Pick that $15.00 fake leather at Wal-Mart! ” GOOD CHOICE!”

And speaking of having a house in every city…( yes, we are still talking about the Obama’s and their now, 3 houses….)


If those illegals come to your small town, be SURE to tell them to pass you up, and go to New York.

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio signed into law a measure that creates a municipal identification card that can now be used by illegal immigrants to access government services, rent an apartment and open a bank account.

“Today we’re living up to our highest ideals, and today we’re saying that no one should be left out [of the Cloward-Piven looting spree],” said City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito, calling the signing of the bill into law an “historic” moment, the New York Daily News reported. Ms. Mark-Viverito, along with fellow council members Carlos Menchaca and Daniel Dromm — all Democrats — said the new ID card gives the city’s estimated 500,000 illegal immigrants the opportunity to open bank accounts and rent housing, and even take advantage of certain government services.

Nobody Knows, if BECAUSE of this last bit of “screw you America, you will work till you die to support illegal’s who will take your jobs” inspired someone to put a “I surrender” white flag on top of the Brooklyn Bridge—-but I’d buy that a frustrated American did that rather than some Muslim climbing up the poles, wouldn’t you? bridge

And that’s about it for this week…but I do have one last thing to say. The whole world is being kept in a massive dome of complete ignorance. It’s getting harder and harder to know whose lying and whose not. Nobody Thinks we will never know the truth, but that doesn’t mean we should put up with our country becoming Hispanic.

It’s time we break the glass dome and plant our American flag again…don’t you think?

Otherwise…THIS….will be our future. (Whatever you do, do NOT go there.)

 

 

 

July 23, 2014 Posted by | Obama, politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

All Blacks Love Obama? Uh..Not So Fast…

Nobody Flashes

I got an email last weekend—(Thanks to Tioga) about a staunch Obama supporter. Remember this girl?

Peggy Joseph was rejoicing, right along with Oprah Winfrey who was crying at the thought of a “black” man being President. Peggy thought she was never going to have another care in the world.

But, the blacks are waking up: Their lives are worse since Obama became President. He is hanging out with the rich, and giving away free stuff to the illegals, who will hurt the poor black’s even more. They ARE waking up…and Peggy Joseph did just that:

The email said:

Joseph explained that as she educated herself on politics and learned who Obama was. She realized that he’s a fraud and there’s no merit to anything he says.

“Truth and honesty are important,” she said. “He lied about everything.”

A gal who was on record as a staunch Obama supporter,

And a man named Gilbert has made a documentary about how the supporters of Obama, are leaving him fast. According to Gilbert, his documentary shows similar experiences with other one-time Obama supporters who bought into his hope and change rhetoric but quickly discovered he’s not what he says.

“In my journey through America in ‘There’s No Place Like Utopia,’ I met a lot of people living in horrible conditions, particularly African Americans, who I was surprised to learn were now staunch conservatives as a result of living in progressive-controlled cities like Detroit, Chicago and Newark,” Gilbert said.

Conservatives like THIS Angry black man: (Warning, he’s does NOT hold back his opinions, bless his patriotic passionate god-fearing heart.)

 

July 22, 2014 Posted by | American History, Angry Citizens, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Sheldon Adelso, and Obama VS The People.

Nobody Wins

Last week, in the opinion pages of the New York Times, Warren Buffet, Sheldon Adelson, and Bill Gates were expressing how disgusted they were with Congress for not passing immigration reform: And they blame it, in so many words, on the Tea Party.Bill Gates and Warren Buffet

“AMERICAN citizens are paying 535 people to take care of the legislative needs of the country. We are getting shortchanged. Here’s an example: On June 10, an incumbent congressman in Virginia lost a primary election in which his opponent garnered only 36,105 votes. Immediately, many Washington legislators threw up their hands and declared that this one event would produce paralysis in the United States Congress for at least five months. In particular, they are telling us that immigration reform — long overdue — is now hopeless.”

Nobody Says: Gee guys, we understand how frustrating it must be, to bring over those Indian and Chinese computer wizens, pay them low wages after they got their degrees from Yale, and a free job from you, and then they just leave. We feel your pain.

Then they have the audacity to go back to their own countries, and use the secrets and designs they learned from you…and make them in their own countries, without giving you any royalties.

And by the way: that wasn’t just any congressmen, this was the minority speaker of the House.

“Americans deserve better than this.”

Nobody Says: Yeah, we agree. So, why don’t YOU start hiring American citizens? The few more bucks you would pay in salaries, would more than make up for the billions you will lose in international copyright and patent infringements litigation.

“We believe it borders on insanity to train intelligent and motivated people in our universities — often subsidizing their education — and then to deport them when they graduate. Many of these people, of course, want to return to their home country — and that’s fine. But for those who wish to stay and work in computer science or technology, fields badly in need of their services, let’s roll out the welcome mat.”

Nobody Says: We agree with you, to a point.

You blame the Tea Party for your pain? Blame Obama. I thought you guys were geniuses? And by the way, we have kids here who would LOVE to work for you. What? Aren’t they good enough?Obama needs votes

Obama is flooding the country with uneducated, gang members, the lowest of the poor, who will never be hired by you, and he is suppose to be helping YOU with more slave laborers with high intelligence?  Pick up the phone. Call him. He’s a genius too, remember?

This is what the big boys are mad about:

A “talented graduate” reform was included in a bill that the Senate approved last year by a 68-to-32 vote. It would remove the worldwide cap on the number of visas that could be awarded to legal immigrants who had earned a graduate degree in science, technology, engineering or mathematics from an accredited institution of higher education in the United States, provided they had an offer of employment.

Bill Gates wants well-educated people who can add. I understand. If I were him, I would too. And yet, he is putting into OUR public school system, Common Core, where math will be obsolete— With a Big Brother surveillance system that will spot that genius kid first, so he can grab them for pennies on the dollars.

The three amigos’ go on:Amnesty for all

“Americans are a forgiving and generous people, and who among us is not happy that their forebears — whatever their motivation or means of entry — made it to our soil?”

Nobody Says: Think again Honcho’s! We might be forgiving, but giving our world over to Mexico just so the big companies can have cheaper labor is not exactly our idea of happiness.

And the means of entry into our country, MATTERS.

“Studies also show that what inequality does exist is not the result of the Bush tax cuts or a failure to spend more on social-welfare programs, but on the transformation of the American economy from a focus on manufacturing to information and technology.”

Here’ a fact you won’t find on Warren Buffet’s Dairy Queen Menu:

American-born workers have had a net loss in jobs since 2000, while all of the job growth since then has gone to immigrants.Sheldon Anderson

Millions of new jobs were created during that same period in the United States, but immigrant workers soaked up all that job growth. There was a net gain of 5.7 million in immigrant jobs during those 14 years, from 17.1 million in 2000 to 22.8 million in 2014, but the overall net effect was that 100 percent of the job growth went to immigrants and 0 percent went to workers born in the USA.

Read that again: 0 percent went to American workers.

Yep: We have three different ponies in this immigration game:

Obama and the democrats want voters.

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, want the Chinese and Indian tech gurus.

The American people want to STAY: American. Not a bigger version of Cuba.

So, if we go by the Constitution, the people should trump the rich. But…hey…we’re losing that battle. stock market

Gates and Buffet were right. the American people really DO deserve better. They ended their letter with this:

“Signs of a more productive attitude in Washington — which passage of a well-designed immigration bill would provide — might well lift spirits and thereby stimulate the economy.”

So, go ahead guys! YOU build us a wall…

Bill Gates common core

 

 

 

 

 

July 16, 2014 Posted by | imigration, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Obama—Sure Knows His Crack

Nobody Reports

It’s bad enough that the Obama’s can’t control themselves when it comes to pies, notice, they have fired the top pastry chefs in the White House, because of their own lack of control, and in the usual Obama way, they BLAME the poor chefs for being such GREAT pie makers. Under the Obama administration: Excellence is punished.

AND, as if that wasn’t bad enough, Obama had to show off his fine taste in crack:

“I don’t know what he does—whether he puts crack in them.” But the president continued he had to adopt a no weekday pie rule.

Wow. Obama really knows how to respect the office he holds, doesn’t he?

Away from the teleprompter, Obama shows his true low-class self: Of course, what can you expect from a former drug dealer and drug addict? Some say he was doing crack with Reggie during the Benghazi raid, and hey–why not? He sure has crack on his mind.

Off teleprompter, Obama speaks like a low-level drug addict off the streets. What did he say to the Republicans if they don’t like what he’s doing?

“Sue me.”

The ‘hope’ for a better man in the White House, is going out with the crack pies.

 

 

July 1, 2014 Posted by | humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

The Dog WILL Protect It’s Turf

 Nobody Cares

Yesterday, at my local swim, I overheard some women talking about a man that they both really cared about. It seems he has never missed a Sunday at church. They remarked how wonderful the family was, and how all five children were always well behaved, and well dressed, and how sad the news was: The man lost his job….but here’s the kicker: After he was fired, he went out and was employed by a temp company, who sent him BACK to the same company that fired him, where he now does the exact same job he was fired for, at half the salary, and NO medical insurance.

The mother had to find a job. They are suffering.

We are ALL suffering. And Obama plans to hurt us all more.

The man is sadistic. He’s psychotic. He’s insane.

Obama has destroyed the country, but he’s not finished yet: He plans to use the old Alinkeys “overwhelm” the system, to finally bust every small town in America:

According to a major new report from the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS), net employment growth in the United States since 2000 has gone entirely to immigrants, legal and illegal. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, CIS scholars Steven A. Camarota and Karen Zeigler found that there were 127,000 fewer working-age natives holding a job in the first quarter of 2014 than in 2000, while the number of immigrants with a job was 5.7 million above the 2000 level.

Second, the decline in work among the native-born over the last 14 years of high immigration is consis­tent with research showing that immigration reduces employment for natives.

Too many of us have been silent. We have watched our neighbors, our children…everyone around us suffer to support the illegal’s. The middle class is almost gone.

Today I was at a Good Will Store with a friend. There were gangs of Muslim women in there, their kids running all over the place— noisy, misbehaved— Some of the women even had their faces covered.

I, of course, was tripping around in my usual shorts. EVERY time I walked past them they looked at me as if I was a dog, and like a dog, I was ready to protect my territory, I walked by them as many times as I could.

Upsetting them, was my intention. “Get used to it, Americans won’t go quietly.” I said to myself.angry tiger

Now, I realize that these women have been brainwashed since birth to believe in Islam. Nevertheless, American have to start standing their grounds.

There is nothing godlike about Islam. Nothing.

Obama means to have us all cower and take care of those that hate us.

Obama is..a Muslim. That’s WHY he kept his name when he ran for President, and the liberals are now, much like the Nazi’s. He has been building his own civilian army ever since he came into office, while downsizing our military.

That act in itself is dangerous.

American’s better start standing up NOW…because when the coming ‘event’ happens, it will be too late.

The outrage needs to start….Yesterday.

Too many good men died for our freedom. Are we going to be just like the Muslim women…slaves?

I will stand up to any one of them…blond hair, short shorts, and eyes intact….and I do.

Do you get the sense that I am angry at what Obama is doing to America?

Well, don’t mind me….Nobody seems to care…or…do they?

 

 

June 28, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Muslims, Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Flashback: It’s all About Closing Gitmo

Nobody Flashes

So, according to Dick Morris, this was all about Obama closing Gitmo.

It’s in his big plans. How soon we all forget.

Is Fox News and our republican politicians going to fight this?

You tell me.

 

June 7, 2014 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

How to Insult France, Veterans, and Just About Everbody Else

Nobody Cares

Did you see the faces on the war veterans today in France, at the 70th aniversery of D-Day? I’m so glad none of use could read their minds as they were staring at our President.

I bet at least 99 percent of them couldn’t believe what a classless President we have…it doesn’t matter how well he said his speech…how noble he thinks he sounds.

He chewed gum throughout the whole ordeal, and basically acted like a spoiled brat.

Does anybody care?

I’m surprised he didn’t chew gum while he was speaking.

 

 

June 6, 2014 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

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