Wait. Nobody is coming to you tonight from an undisclosed location, not far from the deep cesspool bowels of Ferguson, Missouri. I can see the fires from my house. And the question tonight is: Will my blow-up Santa Teddy Bear sitting on my front lawn be there in the morning? Will I wake up tomorrow morning, put my feet on the floor, and in the words of Dustin Hoffman say: “Is it safe?”
And speaking of great mysteries: Tonight the family watched the second Hunger Game movie. Okay. So I’m a bit behind the populous, but Nobody really wants to know: The heroine “CAT” goes into the game with no water, no food, no coat, and YET, she ALWAYS has a full load of arrows in her arrow case. It’s simply magic..she shoots monkeys, people, birds, and somehow NEVER runs out of arrows. Nobody Knows if the scriptwriters even care about this rather unenlightened attention to detail, but since the story is all about the rich against the poor, nobody really cares about this little detail…until some teenage girl goes out with her bow and arrows and runs out of arrows, and then starves in the woods because of it.
And speaking of rich people who “care.”
On The FIVE today, (FOX) everyone was so excited…because, who knew? Jeb Bush says he might, or probably will, it’s fairly certain, and it’s already in the bag— that he will be the nomination for the GOP in 2016. Although he admits it’s going to be a real job trying to convince most of the nation that we should step aside and let the Bush’s take control again. Nobody also knows that when Jeb started twisting his head to the right, the VERY same way that George W. did— OMG, I wanted to scream! It’s like THE MUMMY RETURNS!
Wait. That’s not the worst of it: Dana Perino was overjoyed with the fact that Jeb might run. Well…who knew? She said with great profuseness that Jeb would be better than Hillary—and he’s so …humble.
Humble is not exactly the word I have for Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush is about as appealing as a cold cup of coffee, sitting on top of a pile of dirty dishes, on a cold winter morning. Just the fact that he’s even running means, that like Hillary, he feels entitled to carry the mantle. Hardly humble.
And speaking of humble…
Nobody Knows that some of the black Rams Football players came out and held up their hands…to show that they are humble to be there in front of the crowd and to thank them all…the fans, for attending the game…because very soon, nobody is going to be coming to the games anymore.
And speaking of people not coming to the games anymore, It’s started to come out why Chuck Hagel was fired, uh…or resigned, or whatever happened, he’s not coming to the “war games” anymore. What was the problem? It seems, Obama kept micromanaging everything from the Oval Office.
From The Washington Post:
“There is teeth-gnashing over micromanagement,” a senior defense official said. “Relations have not been great.”
Under Obama, the National Security Council has delved into the nitty-gritty of shaping war policy in the Middle East and Afghanistan, sometimes subjecting senior officials to hours of meetings to reach incremental decisions.
Earlier this year, the decision on how many U.S. troops would remain in Afghanistan in 2015 was the subject of 14 meetings of NSC deputies, four gatherings involving Cabinet secretaries and other NSC “principals,” and two NSC sessions with the president, according to a former senior administration official.
White House officials regularly call commanders in Afghanistan to gauge their thinking on the progress of the war and their future troop needs. Those calls were a particular source of irritation to Gates, who said he tried to squelch them during the first two years of Obama’s presidency. In a speech this month at the Ronald Reagan presidential library, he recalled being shocked to discover that a direct telephone line to the White House had been installed in the Afghanistan headquarters of the elite Joint Special Operations Command. I had them tear it out while I was standing there,” Gates said. “And I told the commanders, ‘You get a call from the White House, you tell them to go to hell and call me.’
Nobody knows why we even have a Secretary of Defense when the “President” wants the last say on everything…after all, he IS the Commander-in-Chief, and he never misses an opportunity to say so…
Which leads me to the last mystery:
A Dutch woman is driving a big farm plough truck to the South Pole. She just wants to. She wants to “inspire” others to do things, and that’s why she’s’ doing it.
Personally, I think she should run for President. Why take snow dogs, when you can ride in a nice warm cabin on big wheels? I’d say the woman has more sense than the men.
I’d go with her, but I have to watch my blow-up Teddy…just in case.
Next week, we will ask the age-old questions: Why can’t we just push Stephan Hawking down a big black hole?
The answer is too depressing, so I’ll save it for next week, and I’m signing off tonight from my undisclosed black hole of mysteries.
Don’t bother me. I’m enjoying this hunger game.
This week, we have two Harvard men, doing rather dirty deeds, so let’s get right to it:
FIRST: Harvard alumni “President” Barack Obama today had a meeting at the White House on “race” and the problems of the militarized police department. The main complaint of the blacks was the fact that the police that came to the streets of Ferguson had military weapons: BIG military weapons. And just how did the police departments GET those big huge military weapons? Mmmmmmmmm?
From Obama! He slipped it into his Obamacare law while nobody was looking. In his own words he said he wanted his own civilian army:
From the Huffy Post:
In the past five years, grants from five different federal agencies have totaled about $18 billion — money that has gone toward everything from office supplies to mine-resistant armored vehicles, or MRAPs, fit for the battlefield.
A recent review of a handful of MRAPs given to local law enforcement agencies found that the federal government had spent $5.7 million on these types of vehicles in New York state alone. The administration’s report documented a total of 617 MRAPs and 616 aircraft among the 460,000 total pieces of controlled property currently maintained by local police forces.
Never let a good crisis to waste as Obama’s old Chicago advisor Rahm the Jewish boy from purgatory used to say: So what does Obama want now?
The White House has asked for $263 million in funding for police body cameras and training in the wake of the shooting death of unarmed 18-year-old Michael Brown. Which interactions, for example, would be recorded? How would the review process work? Such questions are further complicated by state laws that differ on when and where people may be recorded, as well as how such recordings may be stored and accessed by the public.
And then there’s Harvard extension student, Cameron Shenk:
BOSTON (AP) — A Boston man who police say fell naked through the ceiling of a women’s bathroom at Boston’s airport and then assaulted an elderly man has been ordered held without bail pending a hearing next week.
Cameron Shenk was arraigned Wednesday on charges that include attempted murder, assault and battery on a person over 60, and lewd and lascivious conduct.
Police say the 26-year-old Shenk fell through the ceiling at about noon Saturday. He had allegedly sneaked into the bathroom, undressed inside a stall and climbed into the ceiling crawl space. Police say he then fled the bathroom and assaulted an 84-year-old man.
Well…he DID bite the man’s ear off, but in comparison to our President’s litany of unconstitutional and criminal actions, that’s a minor offense from a Harvard Alumni.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the guy who climbed up naked into the ceiling of a bathroom, and bit a man’s ear WHILE being naked? Maybe wanting to just enjoy the taste of an ear?
Or was it Barack Obama: Who not only took money from Medicare to build up his own private army, but now is pushing his race generals to start a race war to get even MORE power for the civilian army?
Because that’s what police are: civilians. (Watch video one more time) you could argue that Obama did not have a hand in putting all that fire power in the hands of our police department, and he has yet to create this “corps” he talks about in Obamacare…but…why start from the ground up, when you already have the men in place?
In its announcement Monday, the White House noted a “lack of consistency” in how these federal grants (to militarize the police( have been implemented. Yet at the same time, the White House review claims the programs have been useful, and provides no suggestions for repealing or significantly restructuring them. Instead, the administration plans to focus more generally on improving “training” and accountability, as well as signing an additional executive order to create a Task Force on 21st Century Policing. This group will examine “how to promote effective crime reduction while building public trust,” and will organize its findings in a report for the president within 90 days.
How does he do it?
Out of this manufactured crisis, he is well on his way to building his own invincible civilian army…that in his own words, will be just as strong as our military.
All he needs is one more crisis….
In the meantime Harvard ladies, I suggest you stay out of the Harvard bathrooms, and check your ears daily.
I’m having trouble not writing my usual jolly Nobody’s Perfect tonight, because like the rest of the nation, I’m watching this unbelievable event of protests going on, and it’s only a short ten minutes away from where I live.
They’ve closed down everything in St. Louis: schools, civic centers, air space. It’s one thing to protest, it’s another thing to burn down the city.
Obama’s race war has started. As I watch the burning of the buildings, blacks looting, stopping cars on highways, I am sick with disgust.
To me, the racial war has been lit. Obama and holder struck out the first time, with Trayvon Martin, but Michael Brown was killed by a cop. THAT light lit.
And make no mistake: This racial war has been fueled from behind the scenes by one man, the man who studied under Sal Alinsky, that lovely university communist mentor of his, to crash the system of America, it was the only way to “change” it. You have overwhelm it economically—- then the crash and burn comes, and your communist takeover is complete.
This was always Obama’s plan. These last two years we will see things we won’t ever believe can happen in America, and we saw some of it tonight.
I’m not going to go into the many racists attacks on the America white man that Obama has made since he has become President, but what is even more obvious to me, is how he is controlling the events now.
First tonight: if you saw the testimony of McCullough, it was obvious, Michael Brown’s parents had a real thug. Any decent mother, seeing her son steal cigars and then shove someone smaller than him, would have been ashamed from the start.
She was never ashamed. You can bet Eric Holder got to her as fast as he could.
It was the reporters in that room tonight that lit the match for the riots. Every single reporter’s question was filled with outrage that Officer Wilson got off. The British man was especially hateful. The local news stations all had people on claiming that the “system” was broken. We must change our laws and ALLOW police officers to let black men beat them up.
Who let all these idiots into the room? The reporters were all handpicked.
Then right away, Obama comes on TV, (Knowing the world is watching) and says “We have a rule of law.” (Yeah HIS.) and then the next twenty minutes he launched into the horrible racist problem of America and the “PROBLEMS” in our law informant..which must change.
Not a word about the problems of young black hoods that swarm the nations and kill in great numbers.
This protest was professionally handled. The fires were set so as to cripple the firemen and cops from being able to be in too many places at once. Bullets kept being fired…somewhere to KEEP them away. And SINCE Obama and his radical left have put the police on trial, the blacks for years have been creating anarchy. Obama remained silent, which was their clue to do whatever they want.
In the meantime, Obama calmly said tonight: “Hey, violence is never the answer, but we must fix this.” in the most nonchalant way. It was just another green light to the rioters all over the nation, who by the way, had been organized by Al Sharpton.
He might as well say—“Well, hey, I have to say this you know, but go ahead folks, the white folks have been discriminating you for years.”
Here’s another clue how well this was planned. Last Friday, they had reached a verdict. BUT…in St. Louis it rained all weekend. Really rained.
Can’t start fires in the rain now can you? Let’s wait until late Monday night, when the weather is right, and the thugs can come out.
Anyway….Mad dogs have a habit of taking down the world. And Iran, is going to be his next fire.
Obama has many people helping him…like Cher :)…who tweeted:
Have problem re decision not 2 bring 2 trial, Police who shot young man near St. Louis. Something must b done 2 protect innocent young blk men
So Cher….tonight, the cops let the young black men have their way, and they burned down a city.
Cher would be pleased…Maybe she’s be the next one to get a metal.
Tyranny is the exercise of Power beyond right.—John Locke.
How are you doing tonight? (Today?) Are you, like me, expecting another long, very cold, winter? And did you just hear that Obama just made a deal with the devil in China, to make SURE that In his own past words, that our electrical rates will “necessarily skyrocket”? He said that in 2008—-it was on his bucket list.
And he just plopped that little unconstitutional item in his bucket list today. He made a sweet deal for China: They can go full hog pollution wild, and pollute the planet for another 30 years, but his own country…he plans to rape and pillage. He’s not finished.
Add that financial bomb on to his amnesty plans and you have to wonder if Robin Williams wasn’t the only one suffering from mental disease.
Cocaine will do that to you.
Sarah Palin is right. The man is lawless. I will go further and say Obama is dangerous.
I don’t know what his mental problem is: Mommy and Daddy left him, he can’t figure out if he’s gay or straight. Hanging out and growing up with Muslims, Marxists, and communists…he feels really uncomfortable with “the American Way” or having to abide by the law.
After all, he IS the President. And he never lets us forget that.
It’s America he’s having a hard time liking. America is bad…so he lied….about everything.
By all psychology 101 books, the man is a sociopath. He judges all events by how it affects him. Narcissistic to the extreme, he chews gum in front of important world leaders, and doesn’t salute our soldiers because in his own mind, he is the MOST important man ever to walk the planet. (God save us from such stupidity.)
Americans of all colors have to make a choice right now: Do not impeach this tyrant and both you AND your children will suffer the rest of your lives.
If not impeached, and stopped, this man will go down with all the other tyrants of history. Obama will kill millions. He has plans, trust me. Gone are the days when I thought he was just another liberal left wing radical…he’s much more damaged than that. Remember: he was addicted to drugs, he is now addicted to power. He NEEDS it.
We must let the newly elected GOP know. They were elected to stop Obama. IMPEACHMENT is a must. What he did in China just sealed the deal for me.
What? Scared of riots? I’m not. Riots we can get over, but Obama will destroy us forever…
The Rino’s will try to calm us all with sweet talk of “we must just let him ride, we’ll save you all later.”
No they won’t.
It’s time for the conservative voices to join Sarah Palin and demand that our Congress do it’s job: Obama has broken the law. Black or not: He should be impeach. Obamacare should be repealed.
Time and time again. . As Sarah Palin said: He is lawless
Impeach Obama. Impeach Obama. He’s not Bill Clinton….if you corner the dog, he will bite. But…the American people will bite back.
Do it now.
(Can you tell I’ve just about had enough of him?)
In life, and with politicians, timing is everything, and last night I saw this trailer, and it made me furious, as it did my husband.
To me, this is ultimate proof that Obama is trying to start a race war in this country. He inserted Holder into the Trayvon Martin trial. He inserted Holder into Ferguson. He sent Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, and soon Harry Bellefonte and who knows who else will be landing here trying to stir up hatred. Obama WANTS rage, fires, and destruction here.
And not just here, all over the United States. By the way, if this was just another historical movie, it would be great, but you can see from the trailer, it’s not.
It’s hatred propaganda with a specific purpose…incite anger.
It’s more than ironic…rich blacks telling poor blacks that it’s the rich white folks who hate them. Burn baby burn. It’s not Obama who has let you down, black brother, it’s those mean Koch Brothers!
In the meantime, his Justice Department has ignored the rampages of black teens, killing, molesting, stealing, and attacking all over the country.
Do you even THINK that it will be mentioned in the movie that LBJ was a democrat? You can tell, by the trailer alone, that this movie was written for 2014. It has the same tone and words that Obama and Holder have used to dope the blacks into going out and attacking whites.
While the shop owners in Ferguson and around the city of St. Louis, are losing money—due to Obama’s racist hatred of the whites, both Oprah and Obama have no concern. They live in mansions that only blacks and whites can dream about.
Ben Stein was right: Obama is the most racist President we’ve EVER had. He makes LBJ look like a kitten.
Whenever an animal is cornered, that’s when they are the most vicious. After last night’s election, it was a wonderful thing, wasn’t it? We all knew deep in our hearts that the country was NOT embracing socialism, or communism, or dictators, like the liberals were all telling us day after day, and we all came out and said in one clear voice: “KNOCK IT OFF!”
The best part of the night? The sheer number of Republican wins. Not in sixty years has this happened.
The worst part of the night? The FOX news reporters making remarks that the REASON they won, was because they kept the “tea party” out of races. The fact is: The REASON they won is because the tea party, which to my mind is the majority of conservative Americans.(who are in mind with the tea party, just not actual members) want AMERICA to come first. We got that crap from Harry Reid, and it’s time they know that we don’t LIKE being told we should listen to Karl Rove and his band of progressive GOP brothers. They were smart enough to keep Karl Rove in the background last night, but it’s obvious that FOX is Bush’s channel, just as much as CNN is the progressive channel.
Anyway. One step at a time, right?
Obama came out today, in true form, stood up, and basically said that 2/3rd’s of the people did not vote, and therefore those 2/3rds of Americans are for HIM, therefore, this election means nothing, because HIS people didn’t bother to vote. HIS people outnumber us, and HIS people just didn’t vote.
That’s his answer to the clear message that was sent.
And he had his usual threats: He will take executive actions if Congress doesn’t please him–especially with amnesty.
‘You send me a bill that I can sign and those executive actions go away.”
Cindy Crowley said this:
“We don’t know what he’s going to do executive order-wise on immigration, but if he makes a major move along the lines of what we’ve been hearing, which is to give some sort of status to keep millions in this country with some sort of special visa, that would be like just popping a grenade and throwing it in the middle of the Senate floor.”
On another note: While the rest of the country was turning red, here in St. Louis Country, where the infamous Ferguson riots still happen, everyone was hopeful for a new face…republican Rick Stream.. IN FACT, he had the support of many of the leaders of the black community: The Fannie Lou Hamer Coalition – a group of more than 30 African-American elected officials who feel disrespected by the Democratic Party – endorsed Republican Rick Stream today in the race for St. Louis County executive.
Round about 11pm everyone was ecstatic because it was announced that Rick’s lead was about 1500 votes.
This morning, we woke up to the announcement that no..actually the democrat Steve Stenger won by 1500 votes….and he was going to make sure that NEXT elections, those paper ballots that nobody thought were important enough to order, were going to be well stocked. Many people were, yes, turned away.
I’m not even wondering about this. It happened with John Ashcroft.
The democrats just fixed it, my guess is, because Obama NEEDS Ferguson. He is not finished with his race baiting yet….and a democrat HAD to get elected in Ferguson.
I’ll bet you the next Harry Reid’s majority lead in the Senate, that Stream won.
Nobody Wonders, when Obama will start the fires. Get ready…because remember: mad dogs go out in the noonday sun.
One of my liberal friends called me yesterday…(yes, I have more than one) and for the first time since Obama was elected, he was upset. VERY upset. You see, he has back problems..and once or twice a week, he got shots to help him ease the pain. He always had the best insurance…but that insurance just changed. If he wants to go to the same doctor he will have to pay for it himself. He is NOT a happy camper. He doesn’t want to change his doctors so he is paying the high fees.
As he started to cuss about Obamacare, I was thinking to myself: “What took you so long?” Most conservatives find it almost unbelievable that so many people could be so stupid. Every time I pointed out Obama’s true nature to this man, he smiled gently, and said ‘ahhhh’ condescendingly, as if I was just a nutcase. I knew that he thought I was some kind of stupid idiot, and no doubt racist because I live in North County of St. Louis and I didn’t like Obama due to the color of his skin. He lives in a very rich section of town.
The fact is: unless it affects their lives personally, most people just don’t care about politics.
But they are starting to care now: I think the real luster came off the Obama star when the kids from South America started flooding the border. And then—Ebola. While every country closed their borders to the affected places in Africa, Obama welcomed them with open arms (100 a day coming here from those countries) The liberals I know, travel a lot. Planes, cars, they are always going somewhere. Most all the liberals I know, have money, and haven’t been effected by the economy.
But that Ebola stuff, that’s too real. Lots of Liberals live in upper class bubbles. But catching Ebola on a plane? Enough to make them get two double caramel espresso’s to go. Riding first class isn’t going to protect them anymore.
According to the ‘polls’ the Republicans will take over the Senate. But, Obama will be there for two more years, and so, unless they impeach him, he will do as much damage as he can. It will take America YEARS to recover what he has already done, let alone what he is about to do: Amnesty alone will destroy us once and for all.
Russia’s planes are circling us like excited vultures— just waiting for us to die.
The economy has made the rich, richer, and even Michael Jordon can now tell the world Obama is a lousy golfer. (That HAD to hurt.)
So, what have the democrats to offer? Women Equality? Obama used the “women inequality” in his last election. It’s old stuff–what did Obama do for the women? Nothing. Now Hillary is going on about it, and what will SHE do? Nothing. They got women free abortions and free contraception’s, as IF that was a big deal.
And what do the nobodies like me believe? FOX has the republicans winning by a landslide in these midterm elections— But will we? Will the Senate come down to continued democrat control by just ONE vote? Or worse case scenario, will we get a GOP majority in both the Houses, and then Hillary Clinton as President? Even Rupert Murdoch is all for that.
The Office of the Presidency has SO much power now, Congress has been made basically impotent. Why are we paying these people? I have NO idea.
The Media is getting us all primed for another Bush-Clinton ticket, and Rand Paul is out there saying the GOP treats the black people bad–does he really think that is going to get him elected as President?
Will Rand run for President? Are we going to see another 8-12 candidate republican debate circus like we saw last time? All running again ONE democrat who by, just the fact that she already has the ticket can just sit back and keep hidden from all scrutiny? Think about it: Dozens of poor beggars have to compete against…the one god. She has the upper hand all throughout the process.
Jeb Bush, has personally given Hillary awards. Sometimes I think Hillary has already been picked and Jeb really doesn’t want to be the only Bush to lose, but he is expected to do just that….take a hit for the party. Like Bob Dole did. Like John McCain did. Whatever he can for the Bush global enterprises. I really don’t get the feeling Jeb wants to run, do you?
And let’s say the republicans win both houses AND the Presidency, will anything REALLY change? Do you actually think they will repeal Obamacare? Would Jeb Bush? Remember, not too long ago George W. Bush had both houses.
Whatever happens, I will go out to vote tomorrow, as I always have, and wonder what race will be stolen by fraud, and what shenanigans the democrats will pull to get a win, because they ALWAYS do.
I refuse to get my hopes up. Politics now have become a ratings race…like sports. It’s sheer entertainment, and is set up to make big media corporations and politicians TONS of money, while the real strings have already been pulled.
It’s being sold as just a game now, and whoever loses gets to TRY AGAIN! OH BOY! Just wait another ten years…we’ll get it right then!
In the meantime…the nobodies in America..will die waiting…waiting…and watiing for that American dream to come back.
If we don’t DEMAND it…it never will
BUT…there is one note of hope. IF the majority of votes overwhelms the voting systems, they can’t ‘fix’ it all.
So, don’t forget to vote. As he says: Forget about everybody else: Obama is on the ballot. At least, we can send him a message that we demand a refund.
This week, AGAIN, Obama is showing his usual incompetence of NOT knowing what is going on around the world, or even caring about it. All he really knows, is the world is a mess, and it’s not his problem.
The White House is facing sharp criticism over its previous actions in the outbreak, which aid workers have lamented as insufficient half-measures given rapidly deteriorating conditions on the ground.
He didn’t see ISIS coming…and he didn’t see the Ebola epidemic coming either. So when the first Ebola case came over and infected two nurses, he had to get dress, go to the mike, and explain that he had his ‘people’ on it. But …he didn’t. So, trying to show how Presidential he can be, (unlike Obama) Chris Christie put a mandatory isolation policy on a nurse coming back from Africa, where she treated Ebola cases. He was going to show the world, HE would protect New Jersey.
She threatened to sue…she was released—probably by Obama.
The real news here, and it’s not good, is that Obama has completely checked out on protecting the American people or doing his job. He had no clue about ISIS, or Ebola. His biggest concern at the moment is what golf course he can get on that day.
Which leads me to the second contestant of the week: Clare Evans, had NO clue she was pregnant. (By the look on the kids face, he didn’t know she was pregnant either.)
A woman who went to her GP for a suspected kidney infection ended up giving birth in the treatment room – and says she had no idea she was pregnant.
Clare Evans, 24, from Newport, South Wales, visited an out-of-hours surgery complaining of pains in her abdomen.
Surprise! Your kidney is really cute!
Okay, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect but we are ALWAYS clueless Award for the week?
Is it Clare, who, no doubt didn’t want to admit that her kidney had a foot that sometimes kicked her at night…she thought it was just bad indigestion…..
Or is it Obama, who knew about ISIS and Ebola, and the deaths that would come from both, here and abroad, but figured, why should HE worry about it? He’s not going to get it.
Obama wins…again. (And no, I refuse to congratulate him.)
Since I am considering awards to be rewarded for this contest, I’ve decided since Obama has been on this list more than any other person on the planet, he should receive a special meal by a special chef who will travel all the way from Beijing to serve Obama first prize: a most delicious meal fit for a……
President: Horse’s Dick.
In the meantime, the regular nobodies of the world, figure with Obama in charge, they might as well have a great time before the final shoe drops.
And here’s how some of us are dealing with a President who seems determined to kill us all:
This week we have two voters who just can’t seem to find the time to go to the voting booth on election day: ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama VS Lowly Arizona Voter.
FIRST VOTER: Let’s start with Obama. Sure…he’s busy. There’s those ISIS…uh ISIL…. guys just about to take over Baghdad, democrats are like traitorous Judas’, denying they even KNEW the name Obama in an election year..yes they are denying…the Messiah.
Putin is threatening to nuke you. Nobody Knows where Kim Jong-Un is, and China won’t talk to you.
Iran won’t call you back. The border is open, but you really didn’t expect THAT many kids to flood across. You told those people only a few thousand at a time. Every democrat you ever got money from wants payback. Even the women are saying that they “don’t feel safe.” Your new Ebola Czar didn’t even show up at the first Ebola meeting.
On top of that, your credit card was refused at the restaurant last night.
Since Michelle got rid of the pastry chef, you now have to sneak out of the White House to get your “munchies” fix.
Finding time to play golf is getting harder and harder. We know; life is rough. You just can’t find the time to vote, so while you were in Chicago, you voted EARLY.
Voting on election day, would just be too hard. You’ve already made a tee-time in Palm Springs for that day, and heck, making an extra stop in Chicago just to VOTE would be a big waste of the taxpayer’s money!
He doesn’t even care that stuffing the ballot box with hundreds of ‘early’ voting ballots is illegal. Sure, it’s nothing new, but he almost gave the poor guy at the voting booth a heart attack.
A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party.
Guy: “What’s your problem?”
LaFaro: “I don’t have a problem.”
Guy: “Stop watching me. You’re annoying me.”
LaFaro: “One of your ballots isn’t sealed.”
Guy: “It’s none of your business. What’s your name?”
LaFaro: “I’m the chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party. What’s yours?”
Guy: “Go f*** yourself. I don’t have to tell you who I am.”
Definitely one of Obama’s boys.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?
Obama. He could very well have mailed in his vote for Chicago…..He’s the *$&%ing President. If he can bomb Libya without permission, he could certainly have sent his vote in by special plane.
But, he needs blacks and the young to go EARLY to vote in November, because that way, he can use fraud to keep the democrats in office. At this point, fraud IS their only hope.
The second video is proof of how the democrats use fraud. They did it to get Obama elected—– at least in the last election
Early voting—–Michelle and Obama are pushing it big time. It’s the only way they can get hundreds of voting boxes stuffed with Donald Ducks.
There’s no escaping it: Jimmy Carter just had one of the best days of his life.–President Obama, is being hammered about how badly he is handling the war—by his generals, his x-cabinet members, and all of our allies. Obama really doesn’t have a clue how to be “Commander-In-Chief.” Notice, he hasn’t made that “I’M THE COMMANDER- IN- CHIEF!” exclamation lately.
Obama is SO bad at commanding a war, he just might surpass Carter’s foreign policy failures. Jimmy Carter just said this::
“First of all, we waited too long. We let the Islamic State build up its money, capability and strength and weapons while it was still in Syria,” Carter told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram in an interview published Tuesday. The 39th president was in Texas working on a Habitat for Humanity project.
“Then when [ISIS] moved into Iraq, the Sunni Muslims didn’t object to their being there and about a third of the territory in Iraq was abandoned,” he continued.
Carter also argued it would be strategic to have troops on the ground in Syria to help guide the air campaign. Obama, however, has pledged that the United States would not send troops into the country.
The cry is loud…on every doorstep we are hearing, “We need a STRONG leader!” Bill O’Reilly is hoping General Patton was frozen In a Disney Skywalker lab, so he can unfreeze him and send him to ISIS and destroy them all.
Since that’s not possible, I, little nobody, have another suggestion, and all I had to do was open a book. So, here’s a few tips, from a little nobody who lives near Ferguson, MO, and an American General, who actually knew how to win a war:
SHERMAN: “No army can be efficient unless it be a unit for action: and the power must come from above, not from below. The President usually delegates his power to the commander in-chief, and then to the next, and so on down to the lowest actual commander of troops, however small the detachment. No matter how troops come together, when once united, the highest officer in rank is held responsible, and should be consequently armed with the fullest power of the executive, subject only to law and existing orders.”
NOBODY: It’s been told that Obama did not listen to ANY of his generals. In fact, nobody knows if Obama even gives his generals any other directions than, “Get me some coffee.” “and “Stand DOWN.” Obama leads from the bottom, that way, the blame never goes to the top. HIM.
SHERMAN: “The more simple the principal, the greater the likelihood of determined action: and the less a commanding officer is circumscribed by bounds or by precedent, the greater is the probability that he will make the best use of his command and achieve the best results.”
NOBODY: Here’s a simple principle Obama: WIN THE WAR! Simple. Tell your army to WIN THE WAR. CRUSH ISIS. Sherman says: KISS. (Keep it simple, stupid.) What’s that Obama? You have a plane to catch?
SHERMAN: “At the close of the our Civil War, lasting four years, some of our best corps and division generals as well as staff officers were from civil life: But I cannot recall any of the most successful who did not express a regret that he had not received, in early life, instruction in the elementary principles of the art of war, instead of being forced to acquire its knowledge in the dangerous and expensive school of actual war.”
NOBODY: Okay Obama. We all know you have no clue how to wage a war. Even Paris Hilton has studied “The Art of War.” We realize how hard it must be to go from sitting in Revered Wright’s white-hating, America hating–church, to commanding the biggest military in the world, but, it might help if you stay up a few hours at night, and get a crash course on war. The only war you know how to wage is against the AMERICAN PEOPLE! You are doing a really good job at that…just turn that attention to our enemies. After all, you need us to fund Air Force One’s fuel bills.
SHERMAN: “There is a soul to an army as well as to the individual man, and no general can accomplish the full work of his army unless he commands the soul of his men, as well as their bodies and legs.”
NOBODY: Let’s face it Obama: the men hate you. You have cut their pay, left them in dangerous lands with no bullets, with orders not to shoot, you let them die, did not have their backs, and when they came home, you let them all die while waiting for care. You honored a TRAITOR in the White House. You can’t even call the enemy that has killed your soldiers by his rightful name. And let’s not forget, you personally shut down the WWII memorial while at the same time sending, Morsi, your Muslim Brotherhood Egyptian buddy, billions of dollars worth of OUR weapons.
You couldn’t command the soul of a prodigious tapeworm, face it. Better find your own Sherman, and quick.
SHERMAN: “Time is a most valuable element in all wars.”
NOBODY: And you sure screwed up the timing on THIS war, didn’t you? Jimmy Carter, the worst military commander-in-chief next to YOU, said it, not me: You waited too long, you played too many holes of golf..and ISIS just took over.
SHERMAN: “On the defensive there is no doubt of the propriety of fortifying: but in the assailing army the general must watch closely to see that his men do not neglect an opportunity to drop his precautionary defenses and act promptly on the offensive at every change.”
NOBODY. Obama is on permanent defense. The world is waiting for his offensive. And waiting…and waiting…Las Vegas bets? Obama will go on the offensive….when Michelle Obama actually eats her own lunch menu’s.
SHERMAN: “Other great difficulties, experienced by every general, are to measure truly the thousand and one reports that come to him in the midst of conflict: to preserve a clear and well-defined purpose at every instant of time: and to cause all efforts to converge to that tend.
NOBODY: Is that the problem Obama? Just too many things coming at you at once? IRS, Fast and Furious, Obamacare rollout, thousands flooding the border, terror threats, FBI secrets, Hillary wanting to change the chef already— and it’s getting harder to get a golf game in every day? Or is your clear and well-defined purpose a plan to destroy America?
SHERMAN: “To do these things he must know perfectly the strength and quality of each part of his own army as well as that of his opponent, and must be where he can personally see and observe with his own eyes and judge with his own mind. No man can personally command an army from the rear: he must be “at its front”. Some men think that modern armies may be so regulated that a general can sit in an office and play on his several columns as on the keys of a pinon: this is a fearful mistake.”
NOBODY: I’m pretty sure this means you should stop meeting your generals on your IPAD between sand traps.
SHERMAN: “The effect of his mind and personal energy must be felt by every office and man present with it to secure the best results. Every attempt to make war easy and safe will result in humiliations and disaster.”
So there it is: A Union American General is telling it like it is: Obama tried to make the war easy and safe, and look what happened. He is being humiliated by ISIS every day on Youtube, and millions of people are dying, simply because, he just couldn’t pick up a book.
THIS has certainly been a fun week of confusion: ISIS is a mile away from Baghdad, and Nobody Knows where our President is tonight. Nobody can figure out how some man with past criminal charges got into an elevator with Obama, armed with a gun. Nobody Knows just how many incompetent departments of our government we actually HAVE, but finding one that works is as hard as finding out who killed JFK. Why men have nipples. Why the Chinese talk so different than the Russians. Why Eric Holder has no chin.
Maybe…just maybe, in a hundred years they will figure it out.
So, let’s start with the biggest news: Ebola is now in Texas. The CDC director put on a great show today on FOX, telling everyone not to worry, because the CDC is so efficient, and there is NO way any of us should worry about Ebola—- he insisted again and again.
Some citizen of Africa, just wanted to come visit his relatives in Texas, and it was pretty clear that THEY were probably just visiting also ...and decided to stay.
Texas has its hands full: TB is showing up everywhere thanks to the new immigration policy of letting every sick kid in the world come here to get treatment, bringing with them a new form of polio and more deadly viruses. And by the way—- who is paying this guy’s hospital bill?
Obama DOES care!
Great Britain got smart. All the British airlines have refused to allow anyone from the infected areas to travel to Britain. You would THINK the United States would do the same, wouldn’t you?
Nevertheless, we are told not to worry by the same department that has ordered 160,000 hazmat suits, and is advising funeral parlors in the Unites States how to deal with the remains of Ebola victims.
Do you feel safe? As in everything pertaining to politicians: Forget their words…watch their actions.
And speaking of safe, it’s now being reported that Obama really isn’t paying attention to his intelligence briefings, only 42 percent of the time. It’s such a bore, he’d rather glance at it right before the Hollywood fundraiser.
The White House said that the president prefers to read his intelligence briefings on his iPad instead of having in-person briefings, according to reports.
“The question remains whether a 42 percent attendance record on daily intelligence briefings is good enough for most Americans.”
Nobody Knows how the democratic Americans feel about that, BUT…we can guess how the Kurds feel about Obama being absent from their pleas…100% of the time.
You remember the Kurds? We promise to help them overthrow Saddam Hussein, and then when the time was right, we didn’t show up. They got slaughtered. It’s was the Bay of Kurdish Pigs without the pigs.
They want to fight ISIS, and would love some of these weapons that Obama is handing out to the Syrians like candy, but he is ignoring them–so Iran is coming to the rescue.
President Barack Obama has pledged to protect and arm Syrians and Iraqis facing terrorist attacks by the Islamic State (ISIS) but has so far failed to protect Kurds on the Turkish border of Syria, said Robert Zubrin, a senior fellow with the Center for Security Policy. Zubrin added that Turkey is complicit in the assault on the Kurds because it is allowing Islamist extremists to enter Syria to join ISIS. Meanwhile, the Turkish government is building up troops on the border which will likely move into the region after a Kurdish genocide.
Which brings me to this idea of protecting their own….
Why isn’t the President of the United States interested in protecting us? He is good at protecting all his failed democratic policies, and his democratic party, but when it comes to protecting the America people from a nuclear attack, or Ebola outbreak, or a mass illegal invasion, he is absent, about 99 percent of the time, and Nobody can figure out why.
Someday, in the future, some history teacher will be trying to answer that very same questions…and Nobody Knows if he will tell the truth, of if he will say…
So..our lives continue to put us at wonder, every single day. And when our brains get overloaded with unanswered outrage at the sheer incompetence of the whole damn Obama administration leaving us to spend our days nail biting at the crisis’ happening around us, most of us hoping to dodge some health or financial bullet—and as we sit and watch the many disasters occurring throughout the world, and in our own country…our most important question, will end up to be:
Just WHY are we changing the REDSKINS name again?
Which IS the final proof that
The sequestration of America has begun.
I wanted to do an update on yesterday’s blog: After listening to Rush Limbaugh today, my theory that the man who got into the White House was ‘staged’, gets a new twist. A man called Rush’s program, said he had been working in the Secret Service at the White House around 1990, and HIS theory was since the President and his family were not in the White House, nobody was that concerned. From that point, Rush went into the fact that due to political correctness, nobody in the FBI wanted to stop this man until he seem to be an eminent threat. He went on to say that perhaps political correctness permeates the whole government system up to the very top, and that’s why the Obama administrations is so incompetent.
If that is the case, then WHY was that girl murdered last year, when she had no weapon, and just wanted to talk to the President? She was black. Where was Eric Holder’s outrage at the police that time? What secret were they covering up? Did Obama order to have her killed? She claimed she knew the man. Why shoot her dead in front of her little boy? She was far away from the White House.
Do you see the logic here?
So..to update my theory, perhaps this act was not staged, he really was a nut and the whole FBI surrounding the White House are just lame and incompetent like the President, which means that the rules of the FBI now are so politically correct, that any suicide bomber could literally destroy the White House. The House itself is not deemed important. The ONLY thing that is important is the President.
While, I find it hard to believe that even liberal Democrats, including MS Pierman, would NOT want to preserve this very important National Monument, let’s say Rush has a point. Therefore, what Obama actually does is place the circumstances in place to allow chaos, because chaos and disasters always benefit him…in the words of Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” and blowing up the White House? Just think how Obama could use that to his advantage. He would say: It was because he was black. And think of the money that would be allotted to the rebuilding. Maybe the elites want an update—more on the level of our Baghdad embassy.
When you consider the mass protection around the President’s and his every move, the entourage of Secret Service Men, the millions of dollars being paid to protect him to the point where on one trip to Asia, he MADE them cut all the trees on the boulevard he would be traveling down, just to be safe— WHY he would not want to protect the White House makes no sense at all.
Do we have a President that truly would love to destroy the White House? We already know, he doesn’t like America.
AND…like I said, today Obama stuck up for Julia Pierson, and everyone else. Why, they just have a tough job.
He ought to know.
That’s the game I think of with the upcoming elections in November, and already the two opposing teams: Team Obama Utopia, and Team GOP WHO ARE WE? are getting ready to rumble.
God, don’t you just hate sports metaphors? Obama doesn’t. He uses them all the time, but last week on Meet the Press, he went with duck metaphors, rushing forward— head down, helmet energized–with what HE thought was a solid kick— but it was intercepted by no other than the GOP’s only rah-rah quarterback that seems to be talking at the moment–Mitt Romney.
If you compare Obama’s interview with Romney’s–it was obvious old school colors were good to see again; Obama looked very spiffy in his thousand dollar suit and new golf tan, but basically he came up with the same old excuses as to why he just can’t seem to control the ball:
“There are days where I’m not getting enough sleep, because we’ve got a lot on our plate,” he said. “You know, when you’re, when you’re president of the United States, you’re not just dealing with the United States” but also leading the international response to crises around the world, as his administration is in responding to conflicts in Ukraine and the Middle East, as well as the outbreak of Ebola in Africa.
“You know, our inbox gets pretty high.”
The crowd thinks that he doesn’t even KNOW where the inbox is, let alone the plate. He’s had six years to find sleep: Maybe he should put a pillow in his golf cart.
Is the inbox lost in Lois Lerner’s lost hard drive? Is that why so many people are seeing the quarterback getting a hot dog during half time, while the team is getting slaughtered? As for not getting enough sleep? Too many campaign parties, so little time. It’s just so tough being him.
“It is always a challenge when you’re supposed to be on vacation. Because you’re followed everywhere. And part of what I’d love is a vacation from … the press,” he said.
Yes, the team is losing and the star quarterback is dining on champagne in the governor’s box. He just went up there for a quick cigar and some caviar at halftime. NOBODY was suppose to know, but some damn joker had a camera. While all photos’ of the star player are supposed to get his approval, he just can’t catch those damn people who call themselves journalists and who have very expansive cell phones. If not for them, nobody would know how many millions of normal lives he upsets in one day. He really needs a vacation from them all.
The FINAL INSULT:
“There’s no doubt that — after having talked to the families, where it was hard for me to hold back tears listening to the pain that they were going through — after the statement that I made, that you know, I should’ve anticipated the optics.”
Yes, there he was caught in the party room, where they have an indoor driving range, and one of his players had just been killed on the field. It didn’t look good that the quarterback was laughing, so in his statement to the press, he told everyone that just SECONDS before, he was holding back tears.
Nobody believed it. Everybody wants to know, ‘Where’s the damn ball?”
You see, in Obama’s football world, nobody knows where the ball is.
The damn ball, is being held by the star quarterback, who is keeping it in his locker room, to bring out at the last-minute. He figures, if HE has the ball, and nobody can find it, maybe everybody will go home and he WILL win the game.
In other words, Obama forces the rules of the game to change, so he always win.
“I want to spend some time, even as we’re getting all our ducks in a row for the executive action, … to make sure that the public understands why we’re doing this, why it’s the right thing for the American people, why it’s the right thing for the American economy,” Obama told Chuck Todd on NBC News’ “Meet the Press.”
(Don’t you love a President who thinks running the country is like putting ducks in a row?”)
Well, football is a game, but being President isn’t and Obama thinks it is. It’s all a game, and it’s all about winning the game, and since the American people are AGAINST amnesty, (And it IS an impeachable offense) he has to hold on to that ball, so that he can bring it out for a touchdown right at the end of the game–so that they won’t have any time to impeach him.
It’s the game plan, but last week, Mitt Romney, the only quarterback who lost the last game against team Obama, due to his many fumbles, got the ball back…if only for a few glorious minutes.
In the game of football, you only get one chance to win.
In the game of Presidential elections, sometimes the other team wins by not playing by the rules.
And Obama NEVER plays by the rules.
So, in order to win the next Presidential election, we need a man who will not only point out that Obama is breaking the rules, but if he has to, break a few rules to stop him.
I think in this case, all gloves should be off. (Wait…wrong sport.)
Right about now, the crowd is looking for blood. We want hockey! We want someone to take the ball from Team Obama and smash him over the head with it on their way to victory.
Metaphorically speaking, of course. ( Hi NSA!)
We want to hear….something like this:
This WAS the best touchdown Mitt Romney ever scored!
Too bad, it didn’t happen on the field.
If you are going to capture and behead somebody, better it be somebody who usually doesn’t carry a weapon.
As everyone in the world knows: Another American journalists was beheaded. He’s British, and looks to be of African origin—-and he has this message for Obama:
“I’m back, Obama, and I’m back because of your arrogant foreign policy towards the Islamic State,”
British Prime Minister David Cameron, when told of the video, condemned the Islamic State for its actions and called the video “disgusting.” He said it was an “absolutely disgusting, despicable act,” and said he would be making a longer statement later.
What did Obama say?