The jokes recently are more like fables. By the way, have you noticed that Aesop’s Fables at the library has been replaced by “Mommy has Two Daddies” ?
Here’s one of those: MADE YA THINK!
(Thanks to Kris)
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
In November if there is no change in government we’ll all have to find a good vet.
God Bless America !
“At 75 and beyond, I will need a good reason to even visit the doctor…Flu shots are out.” –Ezekiel Emanuel, “Why I Hope to Die at 75”
They know it’s coming…after the elections, in 2016, the REAL death trap of Obamacare is going to hit millions of people—then it will become painfully obvious: Yes, Obamacare will decide who lives and who dies.
Soon, in the not so distance future, only the very rich will get heart surgery if they are over 75. Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Henry Kissinger, Daddy Bush, they will always have the best care that money can buy, and at whatever age they need it. But, not you and I. And it’s one thing to watch Obama play golf every day on your hardworking money, but when he insists that you DIE? Even democrats are not going to take that lightly.
So the man who designed the death panels, is going to help out, he wrote: Why I hope to Die at 75″
Ezekiel: Once I have lived to 75, my approach to my health care will completely change. I won’t actively end my life. But I won’t try to prolong it, either.
(Well THAT’s good news.)
Anyway, here’s a few more of his ‘opinions’ and my usual banter:
Ezekiel: I am sure of my position. Doubtless, death is a loss. It deprives us of experiences and milestones, of time spent with our spouse and children. In short, it deprives us of all the things we value.
Ezekiel: But here is a simple truth that many of us seem to resist: living too long is also a loss. It renders many of us, if not disabled, then faltering and declining, a state that may not be worse than death but is nonetheless deprived. It robs us of our creativity and ability to contribute to work, society, the world. It transforms how people experience us, relate to us, and, most important, remember us. We are no longer remembered as vibrant and engaged but as feeble, ineffectual, even pathetic.
Nobody: Living too long is a “loss”? So, let me get this straight Zink. No life is worth living UNLESS it is fully capable of walking, thinking, moving, and serving the state, have I got that right? That leaves out most of Ferguson, MO, and half of California. That’s what Hitler said…you’ve been reading too much of that guy.
Ezekiel; Indeed, I plan to have my memorial service before I die.
Ezekiel: Americans seem to be obsessed with exercising, doing mental puzzles, consuming various juice and protein concoctions, sticking to strict diets, and popping vitamins and supplements, all in a valiant effort to cheat death and prolong life as long as possible. This has become so pervasive that it now defines a cultural type: what I call the American immortal.
Nobody: I suggest you stop climbing mountains right now. You don’t exercise, or eat the right foods, no…and god forbid that someone 75 takes vitamins, or even aspirin. You and your buddy Obumer are having a real problem with American’s trying to stay on the planet aren’t you?
Ezekiel: Since 1960, however, increases in longevity have been achieved mainly by extending the lives of people over 60. Rather than saving more young people, we are stretching out old age.
Nobody: What? Young people usually don’t NEED saving. What planet on you on? How many young are you killing in the womb, now that everybody gets free abortions from your Obamacare? Is that why your overwhelming the country with sick and diseased children? So the old will die off to save them?
Ezekiel: The results show that as people age, there is a progressive erosion of physical functioning.
Nobody: I got news for you, the human body starts eroding WAY before 75.
Ezekiel: Even if we aren’t demented, our mental functioning deteriorates as we grow older. Age-associated declines in mental-processing speed, working and long-term memory, and problem-solving are well established. Conversely, distractibility increases. We cannot focus and stay with a project as well as we could when we were young. As we move slower with age, we also think slower.
Nobody: We think slower? I’d take a ‘slower’ thinker over you Ezekiel, any day of the week. All those old people bugging you? Good.
Ezekiel: By definition, few of us can be exceptions.
Ezikeil : I will leave aside the very real and oppressive financial and care giving burdens that many, if not most, adults in the so-called sandwich generation are now experiencing, caught between the care of children and parents.
Nobody: Oh, that’s it exactly, appeal to their selfish side. Just think if you had to decide between taking care of your ageing parents or going out to dinner every night. Oh, I forget, you’re talking to liberals.
Ezekiel: And while children can never fully escape this weight even after a parent dies, there is much less pressure to conform to parental expectations and demands after they are gone.
Nobody: Translation: Children will finally be free of those annoying old people. Solvent GREEN! Let’s just put a chip in everybody’s arm. Or how about a vaccine that makes everyone get sick and die at 65! Why wait?
Ezekiel: We wish our children to remember us in our prime. Active, vigorous, engaged, animated, astute, enthusiastic, funny, warm, loving. Not stooped and sluggish, forgetful and repetitive, constantly asking “What did she say?”
Nobody: I wish to remember my two-year-old child when he would always say, “Do it again!”
(Good god, this man is sick.)
Ezekiel: Once I have lived to 75, my approach to my health care will completely change. I won’t actively end my life. But I won’t try to prolong it, either.
Ezekiel: Again, let me be clear: I am not saying that those who want to live as long as possible are unethical or wrong. I am certainly not scorning or dismissing people who want to live on despite their physical and mental limitations. I’m not even trying to convince anyone I’m right. Indeed, I often advise people in this age group on how to get the best medical care available in the United States for their ailments. That is their choice, and I want to support them.
Nobody: Okay, like Obama –this last sentence is a bald-face lie. By designing Obamacare, which will kill off people—-“I want to support them.” is the biggest lie since Obama told us we cold keep our doctors, and he was born in Hawaii.
Okay. I hate this man. He is going to kill millions of people before their time by making sure they do not get any care at all. The trouble is: this ‘plan’ to kill off the old, the feeble, the weak, the unborn is a very REAL plan that permeates throughout our government.
Obamacare will kill millions. (If Ebola doesn’t get us first.) Why do think they exempted themselves from it?
This from another;
Emanuel’s push for people to die at 75 is deeply connected to Obamacare, which insists that care be rationed for the elderly – who, presumably, must be encouraged to make the same “mature” decision about death Emanuel has made. Emanuel pushes back against those attempting to lengthen their own lives, castigating them as morally deficient:
If Ezekiel Emanuel wants to die at 75, that’s his prerogative. If he wants to reshape the system so the rest of us die at 75 as well, that’s evil.
What I think of this man cannot be printed, and so, I’ll leave it at that.
Ezekiel has designed a holocaust. The man is not different from the Nazi doctors in the war camps, who stripped the Jews nude when they got off the trains, and the doctors would send the old, the weak, and the feeble to the gas chamber
The man, is a monster.
And we must scream and yell until Obamcare is repealed.
Our very lives, depend on it.
It’s a cause for celebration today! Hobby Lobby won its lawsuit at the Supreme Court. Nobody, whether Christian or not, should HAVE to pay for other people’s abortions. Of course, the fact that the 5-4 decision was 5 men against the women angered everyone, especially Obama, who ran right to his mike and started pontificating that he will do everything and anything he wants, because he can, and he’s mad.
Starting with immigration.
The Supreme Court ruled Monday that certain closely held companies like Hobby Lobby can’t be forced to violate their religious beliefs by covering drugs or devices they believe could lead to abortion. But while the company says its religious beliefs are at stake, Warren dismissed that argument in a tweet Monday afternoon that said the ruling will let companies “deny women access to basic care based on vague moral objections
The talking point for the democrats is that Hobby Lobby is keeping women from getting abortions, which is..a lie. They can go to the government and get one, free of charge.
Everybody else, like you and I, are paying for that. Now, it’s only a matter of time, before the individual can say, “I refuse to pay for abortions.” Until of course, Obama’s executive order says you are not an individual.
Huff and Puff around the wigwam women, Elisabeth Warren, was the first to jump on the decision:
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Monday downgraded the Christian faith by saying Hobby Lobby’s opposition to providing certain contraception methods is based just on “vague moral objections.”
“Vague moral objections?”
What’s vague about murder? After all, if a pregnant women is murdered, the law counts it as two counts of murder.
But, democrats think laws are meant to ignored. It’s all just so complicated.
Nevertheless, good news: Millions of illegal’s that Obama is bringing in, won’t be having those abortions…Obama is going to take care of those future dreamers.
And YOU thought, he didn’t have a heart.
Today, on the radio a sweet voice reported the latest news on doctors: Accordingly, cancer treatments are too expensive, so they have devised (they being Obamacare) three options that a doctor can use, and IF he used one of those options to treat cancer, for every patient who gets one of those state approved treatments, he personally will receive..$350.000. She went on to say that treating each person as an individual is much more expensive. (And they won’t get paid.)
Welcome to Obamacare: Where the doctors all have to only charge what Obama lets them, thereby losing money, and to make UP for money lost, they will be tempted to LET that cancer patient die.
Today I was talking to a good friend who is about to get knee surgery. She is on a certain type of Iron, and she was telling me about her trip to the doctor today”
“Nobody knew who I was, or where my records were!” she said.
As she explained the long wait, and the office’s confusion, she told me they told HER, that since they had to all learn the new computer system (Obamacare) nobody could find anything.
So, she gets home, and finds out, that the iron pills they gave her… are not the same. She calls her doctor, and to make a long story short, the iron pills she was on are no longer available. There’s a big shortage, or they’ve been discontinued, and there IS no substitute.
(I guess she could chew on the real thing.)
She needs to be on these Iron pills for at least a month before her knee operation. Therefore, the operation will have to be delayed until she can refill those Iron pills. Of course, this will greatly affect her life and the plans she has for the rest of the year.
And this brings me to the veterans.
Tonight the Congress is holding a hearing on the veterans being put on long waiting lists, simply because administrators wanted to make bonus. Over a hundred vets died waiting for care.
And yet, nobody will admit that, that like the veterans… people are just going to die on Obamacare.
Once again…it’s a planned holocaust. Somebody has to start saying it.
Do we not care for our own lives?
When the Jews got on the trains, I’m convinced that even though many of them might have suspected while they were standing in line to be killed by gas, many of them hoped that there really WAS a fresh shower and new clothes waiting for them.
Human nature being what it is, it’s hard to imagine any group of people systematically killing another, especially when greeted by a lie.
This Nobody REALLY believes, that Obama care is a holocaust to cull the population, the old, the sick. It’s just a tiptoe of a massacre and it’s being served up with a “Here’s a nice shower after your trian ride” smile.
And the American people cannot even dream that their own government would do that to them.
Deprive them of life.
The proof that it IS the plan, is that every rich Congressman has exempted himself from it. Do you hear any complaints about that? Nope. Me neither.
The silence is as chilling as a cold shower.
To the men at the top, culling the old, and bringing in the young, is necessary to keep the corporation called ‘America’ alive. They won’t say it out loud, but when are people going to believe that there is no shower on the other side of Obamacare?
Only a grave.
If it is NOT repealed, the only hope any of the nobodies have is to keep healthy, and that’s not easy in this economy.
This week, we have another Obama sandal to add to the long list of Obama scandals, which last time I looked…would measure to Mars and back. The scandal?
The VA has been embroiled in scandal following allegations that at least two facilities, one in Phoenix and one in Fort Collins, Colorado, falsified data to hide long wait times for veterans seeking medical attention.
Reports of widespread mismanagement have prompted several lawmakers and veterans advocacy groups to call on VA Secretary Eric Shinseki to step down from his post.
Shinseki has agreed to testify before Congress about reports that at least 40 veterans have died awaiting medical treatment.
On top of that, almost 900,000 VA disability cases are on backlog. Obama promised that he would take care of our veterans, but like all his other promises, they are just a lot of hot air. There are different reports on how many vets have died waiting for care, but if you judge by history, 40 is low. After all, Obama said about 500,000 signed up for Obamacare on the first day, when it has now been reported that there were only ….2. You do the math, I don’t want to.
But, the VA does have competition. It seems aliens in New Mexico have killed over 60 people. Of course, that was 1979, but still, according to an explosive engineer named Philip Schneider, Aliens live underground and we are fighting them.
Schneider asserts that he was suspicious of the engineering operation while noticing the presence of Green Berets and Special Forces. His fears were realized when after drilling underground he came face-t0-face with a 7-foot tall, stinky, gray alien. Obviously he freaked out and grabbed a pistol he was carrying (because that’s what engineers do?) and shot and killed two aliens. Another alien shot some laser-plasma ball or whatever at him and blew off some of his fingers. He was saved by a Green Beret who allegedly gave his life for him. In all, 60 human-people allegedly lost their lives that day at the “Alien-Human Battle of Dulce
So, there you go…if the VA doesn’t kill you, as a soldier you could lose your life battling aliens underground. Either way, you’re screwed.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? Obama, of course! By the time Obamacare is through with us, the aliens won’t have to do a thing. They’ll just come out of their holes and take over.
We could have a Mars Attack Sequel.
This from Newsmax:
Attorney General Eric Holder said the Justice Department does not have any plans to investigate the deaths of 40 veterans who were placed on secret waiting lists at a Veterans Affairs hospital in Arizona.
“Well, obviously these reports, if they’re true, are unacceptable, and the allegations are being taken very seriously by the administration. But I don’t have any announcements at this time with regard to anything that the Justice Department is doing,” Holder said at a news conference Tuesday, according to the Daily Mail.
In April, CNN reported that long waiting times resulted in the deaths of at least 40 veterans at the Phoenix Veterans Affairs Health Care system, many of whom died while on a secret waiting list whose purpose was to conceal how long patients actually have to wait before being seen by a physician.
Obamacare is much worst than the IRS scandal, these men were left to DIE, because the government officials were concealing the fact that they were killing people.
Nobody Wonders —-if these vets were black— THEN would Eric Holder investigate? But this is the exact same thing that is going to happen with Obamacare…and the rest of the population.
Obamacare means to deny care to the sick, because it benefits the government’s survival.
Millions will die, and it’s already written into the law. This is just the beginning of Obama’s holocaust.
The news…will not report the deaths that have already occurred because the major news outlets are owned by 4 multinational corporations.
And they are on board….it’s all about the bottom line.
America doesn’t gas you…no…they just lie and then deny you what you need to live.
It’s an abomination. Obamacare is a high crime of population holocaust.
So are we going to fight back? Or will Obama the Goldfinger—be allowed to let us all die, sooner rather than later?
–when you have a pathological liar as President. Here’s the REAL truth from the CEO’s of the major insurance companies.
We’ve all heard Obama say “It’s the law of the land. It’s here to stay!” as often as he said, “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”
Which is exactly why, we should all keep fighting this….it’s a death sentence. It’s a holocaust.
And the worst is yet to come.
(Posted at Moonbattery)
This week we have the woman responsible for the Obamacare rollout, actually become speechless after she hears the how much people HATE it. Does she respond to the abomination called Obamacare?
NO…she is guilty. Thus the silence.
Hey, it happens to all of us. For instance, if you had just totally wreaked your wife’s brand new $55,000 Cadillac Sedan, and she had accused you of not paying attention, you too, would remain speechless. Obamacare is destroying the nation…and she IS guilty of promoting this holocaust on us all.
But hey, she’s getting paid to say something and she doesn’t.
And then, we have these guilty dogs. Yes, all over the nation, dogs are eating slippers, peeing on just made beds, ripping up cat litter, and doing things that are making their masters lives…very unpleasant. As you can see, when caught, they do the same than as Sebelius: they say…nothing.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Congratulations Kathleen, you win.
Not only should you have been fired years ago, you never should have been hired in the first place. No dog on the planet is causing the damage that you are inflicting upon millions…
We LOVE our dogs. You on the other hand, are in the American dog house.
It’s opening day for baseball in America, and the last day to sign up for Obamacare before you ‘supposedly’ get fined. Which event got more boos? New York Mayor Bill de Blasio throwing out the first pitch? Or the Obamacare website which, once again, crashed twice. This pretty much sums up that reaction;
Jimmy Fallon had Michelle Obama on the first week, now, it’s the Clinton’s turn. And so, it’s Chelsea’s promoting Obamacare and getting Jimmy to also….and you will be seeing her everywhere in the next few years promoting mama, except on the front page of the weekly tabloids where Dad hogs all the limelight with his favorite “bunnies”.
So, when are the men going to get “free” prostitutes, isn’t that in the coverage somewhere? After all, women get free pills, men should demand their fair share.
(Or better yet, send the bill to Bill.)
The very fact that Chelsea Clinton has been kept out of the limelight up until now…shows you how well-planned out the Clinton’s think ahead. She is now going to be the one who they will use to promote the mother…as “caring’ about young women.
What can we do?
I don’t know. You tell me.
Here’s the latest puke Obamacare propaganda film made by the moms of Jennifer Anderson, Alicia Keys, (among others) and the most famous ‘single’ mom of all: Michelle Obama who claims she is being obnoxious because she loves you. That’s why I suppose, Obama has to lie every single day: He loves us.
I’m going to have NIGHTMARES tonight after watching this.
Notice how they all say how “bad” those kids of theirs were? In other words, only mom is an angel, and in the words of Michelle Obama “you guys are knuckleheads.”
Even if your 28, you’re still a child, and the state needs to take care of you.
Hey, I’m sure every one of these RICH kids could afford their own medical bills, they don’t NEED Obamacare, so if you happen to be that 32-year-old child who is feeling bad after watching this because these moms care for you…
Write them a letter and ask them to pay for yours. After all, they can afford it…you can’t.
Do I sound pissed off? Good.
The Democrats are trying to manufacture another scandal today, claiming Issa was a ‘bully’, and racist, all to get Issa removed, all in an effort to protect Obama’s involvement of the IRS…so while that circus is going on, we might remind ourselves that Ted Cruz today at CPAC reminded us that repealing Obamacare is still a good option. This “It’s the law of the land” is BS, as was the very act of slavery itself, which was sanctified in the halls of Congress by DEMOCRATS.
So, Michelle reminds us in this speech about how women and children are REALLY going to be the victims of Obamacare…listen, and get mad.
Michelle Backmann wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week. They try to hide her, but thanks to Youtube, we can go, and find her.
—How long it takes to cancel Obamacare if you happen to enroll, and want out—about the same time it would take to go to the moon and come back.