Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Wonders: How Obama Would Look As A Pimp?

 

Nobody Wonders

—-If at any time in American History, our military men were made to APOLOGISE publicly to the enemy for going into their territory, whether by mistake or on purpose.  Now, America apologizes, because “President” Obama feels one should not insult Iran.Iranina soldiers

Was this another Obama American FIRST?


—-Why anybody in St. Louis is upset that the Rams will be moving back to Los Angeles?  They were a crummy team anyway, and even though St. Louis is an incredible baseball town because of our excellent baseball teams thanks to Auggie Busch, football was never our thing.  The Democrats were  pushing a new stadium  for union jobs, so the taxpayers are happy…unless of course, the democrats decide to build a stadium anyway. I wouldn’t put it pass them.  Politicians make big bucks of the revenue, so they always push it. President George W. Bush helped get his good buddies a new baseball stadium when  brought he Cardinal franchise from the Busch family.Rams


—- Nobody Wonders why the game Monopoly doesn’t add a few baseball teams  on to its board. Put the New York Yankees right near Boardwalk.


–If Hillary is upset that her favorite news channel, Al Jazeera, is going to shut down during an election year when she needs them the most.  I’m pretty happy about it.

NEW YORK — Al Jazeera America will shut down its operations in the United States by the end of April, the company told employees in a meeting on Wednesday.Obama pimp


___If Justice Ruth Ginsberg used drugs to stay awake during Obama’s State of the Union speech, and did she realize how un-American she looked giving Obama a big fat hug in front of the world?


—If an illegal immigrant wins the Powerball will he be deported first? And if one DOES win, how many citizens of America are going to be really pissed off?


—-How come Rand Paul was delegated out of the next debate when he does better in the polls than Jeb Bush? (Well…we all KNOW the answer to that)


—If Bernie Sanders is going to be our next President? Some “Bible code machine’ which was developed by two men…who SWEAR it’s accurate, predicted that Bernie Sanders would be our next President. If that’s true, then it should also be able to pick the winning Powerball numbers right? And can we smash it?Bernie Sanders


—-How many people realize that the reason the Rhino is almost extinct is because the men from Yemen have killed them all off because they like to have the horns to make knife holders for their weapons. And will Obama blame the disappearance of the Rhino’s on global warming?


Can John Kerry get any more idiotic?


—How do you get RID of Publishers Clearing House junk mail?


—If my readers will ever forgive me for attacking David Bowie’s music on his deathbed…after all, we all have our favorites. I happen to really likJohn Kerry twoe the music of African pygmies, which I’m sure not many people could stomach pass the first song.


___How Obama can say the State of the Union is good, when Flint, Michigan has lead in its water, and last week, over 83 million gallons of sewage was poured into the very radioactive Cold Water Creek near my house..

–what’s’ in my shower water?

–should I even TAKE a shower?

—-And most important…question of the week.

–if we can’t deport Nikki Haley… can we ‘fire’ her?

January 14, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Honestly, Is Hardly Ever Heard…..

Nobody Cares

—if I flash this EXCELLENT rant just before the weekend coming up, right?

I just can’t get enough of this man.

Enjoy! Really. I’m playing it again.

December 18, 2015 Posted by | politics | | Leave a comment

If Reindeers Could Fly, We’d Stopped Hunting Them.

Nobody Wonders

–Yesterday the whole world attacked Donald Trump for suggesting that we limit temporarily, Muslims from coming into the country, and today we find out that Ted Cruz has legislation trying to do just that. Also, over 30 governors are refusing to accept Syrians into their states, and Obama is rushing extra border agents down to the border NOW probably to prevent more dangerous ISIS men from coming into the county— So, why is it that only Donald Trump is being ostracized, when everybody else is rushing to do the exact same thing?xmas cartoons


–while Obama is claiming that Islam is peaceful, France has closed down three Mosques because they found the Mosques hoarding tons of weapons and ammunition. Why aren’t we doing that here?


–Will Attorney General Loretta the Lynch arrest the rapper “Rick Ross” since he called for the assassination of Donald Trump in a new song entitled “Free Enterprise.”? And when she doesn’t, does that mean that SHE wants Trump to be assassinated? And isn’t that impeachable?


—Is Caitlyn Jenner angry that Angel Merkel beat BARELY beat her out for Time’s person of the year? Will she send her flowers like a good sport? And was she picked to endorse the G-20 elites mass “No borders, New World Order” agenda, thereby paving the way for Hillary to become President? (They hope.)

(On a side note, my friend Petra just got back from Germany and Merkel is NOT popular.)


–since Jimmy Carter banned Iranians from coming into our country during the hostage Crisis, does that make him a Nazi?xmas cartoon two


–since we are now finding out that the two Muslims that lead the attack in San Bernardino were actually part of a cell operation, and NOBODY had a clue about them, will Obama finally admit that Edward Snowden was right?

 

Edward Snowden

✔ @Snowden

The govt itself admits the kind of universal surveillance the FBI Director wants has never stopped a single attack.


—–Do Americans even know that Obama’s idea of using his no-fly list could include them?

[T]he no-fly list is a secret list that uses secret criteria to determine who finds a home on it. So if you link banning guns to the no-fly list, the scenario presented is completely feasible: The government could theoretically add anyone it wants to the no-fly list, even broad categories of people, and thereby prevent them from owning a gun.

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—-Is Bill O’Reilly out to get rid of conservative America’s last great hero Ronald Reagan because the Rino’s, for which he works, want to destroy Reagan’s legacy and replace it with the more progressive ideology?


—-If England bans Donald Trump from its shores, do they realize that if Donald Trump becomes President, he might not want to help them out should they be attacked?


—Obama administrations claims that banning all Muslims from America for a while disqualifies anyone who wants to be President, then how about banning Presidents who give nuclear weapons to countries that want to kill us? AND who had a past as a drug addict? xmas cartoon three


–what happened to the third Muslim killer that everybody reported at San Bernardino on the day of the shooting? Did he just disappear?


—-What happened to the two missing Iraq guys our military was training in Georgia?


—-Since the Freedom of Information act found out that Rahm Emanuel kept that police video quiet until after his election, will Obama get rid of that act?


—-why they are banning Christmas caroling in the United State?


–why can’t I sing like Celine Dion? (I’m trying. It’s not fair.)


–How many of us will eat too much food this month, ANYWAY.


—-and most importantly, why don’t they make fiber optic Christmas Trees anymore?

Which was the main question on the Ladies Christmas luncheon today…tell me if you see one.

 


December 9, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders—Will the Country Follow Mizzou’s Slap-Down on Free Speech?

Nobody Wonders

—-Now that the University of Missouri at Columbia will be hiring ‘word watching for racism’ police, just how long it will be before “free speech” is smashed forever all over the country with the big executive boot of Obama? After all, it’s already a crime in the E.U. to talk against your Muslim refugees. Can Obama and Hillary get complete state censorship done by the end of Obama’s term? Didn’t we see them TRY to use Benghazi to censure anyone speaking against Islam, by claiming it was the offensive video that caused Benghazi? free speech three

—-which makes you wonder, will the people just cave in to this tyranny or accept it?

—-Have you noticed? The beautiful women on FOX NEWS are now showing not only their shapely legs adored by five inch high heels, they are bringing out the low cut dresses and the push-up bras— show those boobs girls! Enjoy guys.Fox news

—-How the news sites of Windows Ten–MSN and Yahoo can CLAIN to give you the news with their continuous liberal propaganda headlines like this from the Washington Post: Another way candidates copy Trump: Shameless fibbing.  (Uh…no shameless fibbing by Obama and Hillary? Really?)

—Will the FOX commentators ‘set up’ a way for Jeb Bush to come out shining in tonight’s GOP debate to try to help the ‘poor’ guy out? Or will Rubio still outshine him?

—-FOX NEWS is handpicking a bunch of people today, asking ‘democrats’ what they want to hear tonight and they ALL said they didn’t want to hear anybody attack anyone else tonight….oh, and Trump didn’t stand a chance said one democrat.  Nobody Wonders how many people fall for the FOX NEWS editing and sly way they are brainwashing YOU!

–just how many white people are moving out of Missouri

–after the new movie Suffrage is released— how soon will the ‘malcontents” start the bombings of buildings?

—-Is there anybody fighting this insane political correctness more than Donald Trump?gay kiss

–why the Walking Dead last episode just HAD to have two women kissing grossing out most women, like me, who are sitting innocently and then go AHHHHHH…uggggggg! It’s like having someone throw up on you…and speaking of puking, I have the SAME reaction when some actor on the screen has to throw up…what’s the point of making us all feel uncomfortable? The gays have their own cable channel, why can’t they just keep their love scenes on THAT channel? Why do they have to force the rest of us to watch it? (Especially when it has nothing to do with the story or script)

—And Nobody Wonders IF Hollywood is being paid to put in puking and gay scenes, like they get paid for putting in cigarettes, soda, and alcohol?

—-when Hallmark Christmas shows will be forced to have a gay couple kissing and celebrating Ramadan.

–if its possible to get two colds at once, isn’t it possible to get four or five?

—-and the most important wonder of all: Why there aren’t more hours in a day.  I need at LEAST another 10 hours, how about you?


November 10, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders Who John Bonehead Boehner Works For?

Nobody Wonders

—-If John Boehner has held the final collapsing of America’s economy by joining with the democrats in passing a $5 trillion dollar debt  budget to be passed on to future generations on the same day that it was announced that Trump lost his leadership to Ben Carson— and on the same day of the ever so important second Republican debate, just to make sure that nobody noticed the great treason being done at midnight by their elected officials? Democrats do this all the time. John Boehner three

—-If this treasonous act was done so that the leaders of the republican party would make sure that their man, Paul Ryan, wouldn’t have to do it—-thereby paving the way for his election to House Leader?

—-If Donald Trump truly IS losing to Ben Carson? All this happened in one day. Nothing particularly newsworthy happened to influence his great lead to go up in smoke, and Trump’s crowds have been the biggest of any candidate. Ben Carson has been doing, like Hillary…little luncheons. I don’t buy it. We have seen FOX news basically be completely in the hock for Jeb Bush, and pushing the new party agenda. Is it a lie? Won’t that alone push the ratings out of the roof for tonight’s debate?

—If Windows 10 was given away FREE this year, and the next, in order to influence the Presidential 2016 vote by influencing the news headlines and articles that everyone reads on its main sites. As it’s been pointed out…Google and Bing could be the deciding factor in the next election. I just got Windows 10…the headlines read like Nancy Pelosi is the editor-in-chief.

—-if Hillary Clinton, like Rush Limbaugh suggested today, truly IS going to be our next President, secretly backed by BOTH the NWO republican leadership and the democrats, for the main reason that she is Wall Street’s favorite, Saudi Arabia’s favorite, and a must for the simple reason, that IF any American citizen dares criticizes her, they will be called a misogamist. The Race card will turn into the Gender card. It has worked with Obama. It will work with Hillary. It’s all about keeping that office firmly intact, and in the hands of the fascist/dictator one-party banana republic of Post America.  confused baby three

—–If the attack on bacon is Obama’s gift to his Muslim American friends?

__If the German people will rise up and fight for their homeland?

—If liver detoxes really work, (I’m doing one now) because otherwise, I’m out $100.

—if my dog is still mad at me for giving her a bath?

—if anybody is still reading me?

October 28, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Reads Headlines!

Nobody Opinion

We live in a world bombarded by headlines, and it’s getting unreal. I read so many headline during the day, I have to deheadline myself with a bottle of vodka and two donuts, and …

(just kidding,..I usually just eat ONE doughnut and skip the vodka.)

But, the very first thing I do each day is hop on my computer and read the daily headlines, and NOBODY does headlines better than the Drudge Report.

Since I have NOT been paying attention to headlines today due to the important task of trying to find gutter covers for my gutters…I’ve grabbed today’s headlines ….VIA THE DRUDGE REPORT: (With my usual nobody comments)

HEADLINE: Washington and Moscow can’t agree on definition of ‘terrorist’….

Putin's look...priceless.

Putin’s look…priceless.

This is news? The Obama administration’s idea of a terrorist is an American who is suspicious of their government, owns a gun, loves the American flag and its history, longs for the days when Miley Cyrus wasn’t naked, and does not want to pay any more taxes. No wonder Putin’s confused. Also, Obama says ISIL– Putin says “Anybody who is trying to overthrow Assad” is a terrorist.

It’s hard to kill a terrorist if you can’t decide who they are.

Obama gets many things confused: like the differences between Islam and Christianity, what the office of the Presidency is legally allowed to do, the difference between ISIL and ISIS, and what plane to take to the golf course to that day.  And following THAT headline was..

HEADLINE: Paper: Putin sees Obama’s coolness as weakness.

So do we. We also see his coolness as typical East St. Louis/South Side Chicago, ghetto BS.

HEADLINE: Crowd of 20,000+ for Bernie in Boston: Doubles Obama ’08Bernie Sanders

This means of course, that the people who elected Obama, are really sorry now, and Sanders it attacking what Obama said he was going to attack, but doesn’t: The rich. In fact, all he does is hang out with them. Those mean and evil rich people. Bernie is for giving EVERYBODY free everything, (Obama only gave out cell phones) which means higher taxes, and basically the collapse of the United States. (okay, so it will just bring it on faster) Bernie…I hate to tell you, but you aren’t going to hurt the very rich. Not now. Not ever. It makes for a great speech though…Keep it up!

HEADLINE: CBS News: Biden Could Decide Presidential Run in Next Week.

He wants to make sure everybody in the country has had a chance to read the news that Hilly has a brain tumor first. Anyway, it’s much more exciting to just keep everybody waiting. No doubt he’ll wait until Christmas and announce it as a gift to his dead son, because Jesus would want it that way.

HEADLINE: HILLARY: LIVE FROM NEW YORK

New York can keep her. She’s might as well be dead, with Bernie’s numbers.

HEADLINE: Majority of EU nations seek opt-out from growing GM cropsHillary clinton SNL

Let them. Monsanto will stick it in their beer. Our great leaders want to make SURE we know how many calories on in our Big Mac, but not the fact that the new organic food you are paying more for, is also…genetically altered by GM. As far as WE know…GM has genetically altered the very clouds above our heads. But then again, I don’t think the EU is going to be around too much longer to even worry about GM any more. They have bigger problems…like how to NOT spill a beer on a Burka.

HEADLINE: Gay former student of Pope Francis’ speaks out

Gay man was surprised that the Pope met with Kim Davis, “It’s just not like him.”

Nobody agrees. This was an act that a REAL Pope would do. The Pope obviously got took a wrong turn in his Pope Mobil. He should have Googled directions.

HEADLINE: Decline of “big soda’…Largest change in American diet in past decade.Soda is bad

Have the people stop being obese from soda? NO! So, maybe it’s not the soda that’s making them fat. If we all stopped drinking soda, why are we all still fat? Are we to feel sorry for the soda companies?

If you do, slap yourself. Now Coke and Pepsi sell water….at a higher price.  And Monster energy drinks—- Which are probably even worse for you. But..it just goes to show you what happens when you “TAX” food. Just wait till they start taxing your water. Wait…they already do! Okay, wait till they start taxing your fat on your body–and by the way, would you rather pay higher taxes on the fat on your body, or pay triple your heating bill for the rest of your life? Slap yourself again! Soon, you won’t have a choice.

HEADLINE: Immigration To Add 7 People for Every Net U.S. Birth

I saw proof of this today in my local K-Mart. SEVEN little Mexican kids, were playing in the toy isle, and they ALL had the latest and newest Halloween costumes on. Did mom just try them on for size in the store? I had princesses and fairies dancing around me before I even GOT to the Christmas trees. Yes, Bush is right. These people can pop out the babies, and bring the rest in from down under. You want people? No problemo. They are coming….

HEADLINE: Germany faces logistical nightmare as refugee inflows hit record.

Transferring millions across Germany, to each little town takes time, and the Muslims are NOT happy:

“The authorities tell me to sleep and eat. I say ‘give me a job’!” said Afghan-born Mohammad, 24, who grew up in Iran and later moved to Greece. “Everyday I sleep and eat and I don’t like it. I didn’t come here for the food – I have better food in my own country.”

Uh…so WHY did you leave again?Chris Mercer

HEADLINE: CNN Turns Mixed Race Oregon Shooter into a White Man

Right. And he hated blacks too. So..why did he go out and kill a bunch of white people who were Christians again? And why does CNN get to alter a man’s skin color?

HEADLINE: Google excited about its new driverless Cars of the Future

Okay, that last one was mine. 60 Minutes had a segment on tonight that showed what Google hopes to be the future of our transportation: Driverless cars.

Realize…if your car is a computer…it CAN crash…just imagine…the Drudger headline:google car

HEADLINE: 16 Million Cars crash Tuesday, due to anonymous digital hacker…6 million dead.

Why doesn’t Google work on fixing our infrastructure from an EMP attack instead? After all, one missile over our country would put Google out of business for ten years.

That’s a headline we wouldn’t even get to see. Nobody Thinks those young Google Executives are drinking too much…Soda.

Nobody hopes they go back to just drinking beer…from Germany.

October 4, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows…Much

Nobody Knows

Once again, we…as humans with hearts and curious minds, have had another week filled with important questions to be answered…obama care faciet

Like…How did the Pope go on such long rides without having to pee?

Can 200 million Muslims fit into a Prius?

Now that Mars has water, can we open up Guantanamo there, and give Obama the chance to once again let our enemies take a very expensive American asset over to use as his own Club Med for U.S. prisoners?

Will Obama give Castro $1.7 trillion dollars in reparations for the cruel and inhuman treatment by the U.S.A?

Why didn’t Putin take off his shirt in front of the U.N. audience? Or…did he just take it off in front of Obama?

Can we get Trey Gowdy into the Presidential race…is it too late?

Is the GOP National Committee Chair Reince Priebus going to change ALL the primary rules so that the only state that will vote for Jeb, Puerto Rico, will be allowed to kick everything off, by taking over Iowa’s job?

When Raul Castro met with Bill Clinton in New York, did they discuss the possible exchange of Monica for a boatload of life-time Cuban cigars for Bill?

Will we see Obama’s economic plans for the Middle East, and his jobs programs for jihadist before the next election?

Since the United States has allowed 2500 men who went overseas to train with ISIS, come BACK into the country, can we now dismantled the NSA, since clearly, it doesn’t work?

If Rubio can call Trump a “freak show” And Glenn Beck can call Sarah Palin a “clown”…can we now assume that Rubio and Beck had pretty sad childhoods?

Will Hillary’s new grandchild learn to say “Vote for Hillary!” right before her nomination as the democratic pick for President? Will she learn to walk on water before the Presidential election?

Will John Bonehead get to now play more golf with Obama, now that he has resigned? Is he going to continue to cry when he becomes President of Goldman Sachs?Protester strikes fan

Does Newt Gingrich REALLY want his old job back?

Is Rand Paul just jealous of Ted Cruz? Is that why he is always picking on him?

Will they ever put cocaine back in Coke?

Can the Middle States of America just LEAVE the union, and bring back the Constitution, and let California and New York join Puerto Rico as satellite states?

Since Donald Trump boycotted Fox News, nobody has been watching Donald Trump, but then again, nobody is seeing Donald Trump either. Is this a checkmate?

AND—will Ben Carson sneak up on them all while this is going on?

Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Obama’s brain? Is that possible?

Will someone PLEASE outlaw flies? If we must have all these laws, why not a sensible one? (There is one flying in front of my screen right now.)

When Iran attacks Israel, will John Kerry finally get the Noble Peace Prize that he has been working for?

Is Trump really right about Carly Fiona? She is just another corporate Rino?

Are you, like me, worried more about what you don’t see on the news than what you do see?

Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Hillary’s brain?

Would YOU put a chip in your head so that you could find your car keys?

Could it be possible that there are WAY too many Monopoly versions on the market? Does every football caught on the field have to feel like the Pope just blessed a baby?

Can I stop now?

 

 

September 30, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows if the Pope is Going to Photo-Op with Caitlin

Nobody’s Knows–

Lots of unknown stuff this week, let’s get to it:

Why Hillary thinks that the American people think what she did with her emails was just a ‘simple’ mistake. I don’t know about you, but when she says “I’m trying to be as transparent as I possibly can.” You WANT to yell..“Yeah, that’s why you had your whole server DESTROYED, you crook!!”  Bill Clinton cartoon

“I do think I could have and should have done a better job answering questions earlier. I really didn’t perhaps appreciate the need to do that,” the democratic presidential candidate told Muir in an exclusive interview in New York City. “What I had done was allowed, it was above board. But in retrospect, as I look back at it now, even though it was allowed, I should have used two accounts. One for personal, one for work-related emails. That was a mistake. I’m sorry about that. I take responsibility.”

She does? When? What? Just because you say it was ‘above the board’ every law in the land but yours is obsolete? Can we gag anymore on Hillary’s lies? There should be someone on the side of this throwing up.

The verdict: Guilty. The Hillary strategy: Wear as many brightly colored pants suits as you can possibly fit into and HOPE that the sheer color of your outfit will dazzle them all, and they won’t care what you say. That’s the only thing Hillary has left in this race: Her designer Mao pantsuits, which by the way, did NOT show up at Bill Clinton’s 69th birthday party.

Nobody Thinks that’s pretty strange…is Bill Clinton the REAL Judas here? Nobody Knows, but it’s not like he’s running all over trying to help her out of her hole, is he now?  And speaking of holes…


How would you like to have the Air Force drop bombs on your property, just to annoy you? It seems, the government wants some private property that’s near area 51, and the private owners do NOT want to sell:area 51

The Sheahan family say they have suffered “abuses and atrocities” from their clandestine neighbors. They claim the Air Force has dropped bombs, erected security checkpoints on their own land and strafed their property ever since the Groom Lake Air Force facility first became operational. Now to make matters worse, the Air Force has issued an ultimatum – take a $5.2 million buyout for the Sheahan land – a whopping 400 acres – or they’ll have it legally condemned, citing “increasing national security demands,” and seize it.

Hey. I’d say take the money and buy a condo next to Bill Clinton’s retreat in the Bahamas. Then whenever Bill is there having a party, you have one too, and buy some outdoor JBL speakers, and play old tapes of the Waco disaster, and 9/11 disaster round the clock, back to back. Throw in some old reruns of his impeachment. In fact, there are a lot of things you could do with a few million…I’m thinking the Supreme Court! Start your own radio station and really drive them nuts! Okay…you must admit, dropping bombs is going a bit too far…

And speaking of dropping bombs…

It seems John Kerry is afraid of just that…


Talking to the Congressmen who are yelling the loudest about Obama arming Iran with nukes…John put a new twist to it:John Kerry on bike

“I cannot see a president willfully taking the United Nations, five other nations who supported us in this negotiation and saying, ‘Sorry, we’re just going to walk away from this and create a more dangerous situation in the Middle East.’ I just don’t see that happening,” Kerry said, calling it “absurd” that a candidate would pull off such a move.

Nobody Knows how you could create a more dangerous situation in the Middle East than there already is, but evidently John Kerry hasn’t seen any ISIS beheadings on his bike rides. It’s amazing how those bike helmets have natural holocaust protection. Nobody Knows if John Kerry has already built a bike path in the Bunkers for himself, but he probably has. The good news? He will have to share it with George W. Bush. That should give us all some comfort when it all comes down.


And speaking of it all coming down…Pat Buchanan quoted this in his piece today:obama-iran-deal-treason

“Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide,” wrote James Burnham in his 1964 “Suicide of the West.”

Burnham predicted that the mindless magnanimity of liberals, who subordinate the interests of their own people and nations to utopian and altruistic impulses, would bring about an end to Western civilization.

Was he wrong? Consider what is happening in Europe.

Serbia, Hungary and Slovakia, small nations sensing they will be swamped by asylum seekers from the Muslim world, are trying to seal their borders and secure their homelands.

Their instinct for survival, their awareness of lifeboat ethics, is acute. Yet they are being condemned for trying to save themselves. Meanwhile, the pope calls on Catholics everywhere to welcome the asylum seekers and Angela Merkel will be taking in 800,000 this year alone, though the grumbling has begun in Bavaria.

Last but not least, Nobody Wonders if the Pope ever thinks that he might be the world’s biggest hypocrite. If he wants to help all the poor in the world, then let them all come and stay at the Vatican. I hear it’s BIG enough.

Next week, we shall ponder WHEN Bruce Jenner is going to get that sex change, and if he is going to get his picture taken with the Pope? Any bets?

September 8, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

Trump, Ramos, Jeb, Koch—Amazon to the Rescue

Nobody Knows

Well–isn’t this fun? Donald Trump got into another fight with Roger Ailes, Megyn Kelly, and that poster boy for a New Mexico-America Cesspool, Jorge Ramos. All in one day.

I was watching this…Donald’s Speech in Iowa… thinking that the timing was perfect— people were sitting down to dinner –and thought it was going well, thinking about how clever Donald was for staging this…knowing full well that ALL the stations would cover it, despite the fact that the men who are running FOX especially, are probably still mad from playing his last speech that went on for hours. Is Donald taking advantage of his celebrity status and lead in the polls?

You bet he is. Donald KNOWS how to sell Donald..for instance, in the first five minutes of his speech, he cited all the stats, polls, and successes he is achieving in every state.Jorge Ramous America

Message: I’m the winner! Join me!

DUE to the fact that the reporters did not speak into mikes and half of the question were NOT heard by the public, (intentional, you better believe it.) at first, when Donald seemed “mean” to Jorge, to some in America, it might have seemed mean on Trump’s part.

Wait. Good Americans have a right to question…right? But, Jorge was staging a protest, not a question, it was a planned attack to make Donald look mean.

How many times has Chris Christie told people to “shut up”? No matter, this was all over the news.

And Roger Ailes, is now demanding an apology from Donald to his favorite reporter, Megyn Kelly. Well..she  must have broke down and cried. To THIS woman, Roger (who is a man and I’m SURE loves every one of those beautiful women he has working for him) is protecting his women…and his investment. We think men like Roger Ailes would never be a typical man.  Ha.

It’s like a hormonal battle now…. I love it. America has been so devoid of ANY testosterone the last decade we are eating this up like testosterone addicts.

Trump went on to criticize Fox for attacking him, and he’s right. Donald is getting wall to wall coverage, only to have everyone go after him, and my husband said, “Don’t they realize they are just fueling his popularity?”

I had to laugh. Donald knows…he’s news now. They CAN’T ignore him, but Nobody Wonders if they think they show him too much, that he will slip up, or implode, and then they can go back to Jeb. I imagine they will continue to attack him.

And speaking of Jeb—(Do I have to?)

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Jeb Bush doesn’t count Mexican babies born to illegal’s as “anchor babies.”

Jeb Bush, who favors large-scale immigration, has criticized pregnant foreigners who grab citizenship for their kids by flying into the country posing as tourists. Bush described the practice as “fraud,” and asserted that, “Frankly, it’s more related to Asian people coming into our country — having children in that organized effort, taking advantage of a noble concept, which is birthright citizenship”

So, does that mean that Chinese are NOT coming here out of love? What does Jeb have against the Chinese? So, if that’s true, why didn’t his brother do something about it? Anyway, “fraud” is a nice way of saying it’s not something that we want to worry about. Like we need not worry about giving our co worker the hot dog we dropped on the ground.

Are we ready for the Mono e Mono— Trump VS Jeb interview? Mr. Energy VS Mr. Angry Droopy?

I am.


And speaking of anchor babies…it was reported on Brett Bairt that there is an illegal anchor baby born every 93 seconds in the United States.Jeb chinese

The rewards to the mother and father are huge. The mother, for example, can collect federal welfare on behalf of the child, and the adult child – as a U.S. citizen – will eventually be able to win a green card for his or her parents, despite their prior illegal entry into the United States.

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As National Review writes:

71 percent of illegal-alien headed households with children. 

Anchor babies will get bonus SAT and GPA points when they apply to college. Many corporations will continue this benefits program when considering their job applications as well. “Those are human beings and ultimately they are people, we’re not just statistics, they’re humans with stories,” Rubio said.

Well, the American citizens have a story Rubio, you might want to listen to it.


And speaking of listening, Charles Koch was listening to something Obama said in Las Vegas:Koch brothers

“[You start seeing massive lobbying efforts backed by fossil fuel interests, or conservative think tanks, or the Koch brothers pushing for new laws to roll back renewable energy standards or prevent new clean energy businesses from succeeding — that’s a problem.”

Charles Koch was shocked that a President would stoop so low:

“We expect that with Harry Reid, but I didn’t expect that from the president.”Solydra

Nobody Remembers that the stimulus that Obama was going to use to fix our infrastructure went to Solyndra..who went bankrupt. I don’t think the Koch Brothers were anywhere near that plant, or the failing Algae. Yes, remember Solyndra’s subsidy from Obama?

MORE OBAMA ENERGY FAILURES HERE:

Koch hit back:

“In the ’70s, I set up an organization called Council for a Competitive Economy, and I tried to recruit business people to oppose subsidies and corporate welfare,”

So, Joyanna, anything we DO know?

YES! Good news for the suffering middle class: Amazon is going to start delivering alcohol.
As National Review writes:

Amazon.com Inc. is offering

One-hour delivery of wine, beer and spirits in a U.S. city for the first time through its Prime Now program, adding a new twist to on-demand delivery starting in the Seattle area.

Nobody Knows how many of those Amazon delivery trucks is going to delivery to Ferguson and if they refuse to go there, will they get sued for being racist?

Nobody Knows...and next week, we will know even less!

I look forward to it.

August 26, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Donald Trump

Nobody’s Fool

THIS is why he is leading in the polls. Watch, and be impressed.

 

August 13, 2015 Posted by | politics | | Leave a comment

China, Boeing, Corruption, and Drugs.

Nobody Cares

I guess I should watch more of my local news…I just found out today why a local business closed from a woman who must watch the news.save image

As you know, I write a lot about the destruction of the middle class here in St. Louis. So many malls closed: Ford…gone to Mexico. Chrysler plant…gone, Anheuser Busch sold to an international company. The ripple down effect has been devastating…and so it’s no wonder Trump is leading…if the rest of the country looks like St. Louis, then it will TAKE a businessman to stop the bleeding.

The one place we still have here is Boeing, which was once three times as big, and if you pass the place, it looks like a bomb hit it. The outside fountains have not been redone since the 1950’s. I’m sure those fountains hold a lot of summer fun for rats.

Right across the street from Boeing was a Chinese restaurant, which was sold to another Chinese man who sold big, humongous,  outdoor stone statues. You know, like fountains, pagodas’, swans, dragons…..some of them were really beautiful, but most of the people in the area could not afford them. And there were HUNDREDS of these statues. I couldn’t understand how they could stay in business because the statues stood there for years., and years.

I was told, they got busted. They didn’t HAVE to sell those statues. They were moving drugs from China to St. Louis inside them…which explains the high rate of heroin addiction in St. Louis.

Evidently this went on for decades. Right across the street was Boeing Headquarters, and the Ford plant (Now gone)….The police department was right down the street.

TELL me they didn’t know about this.  And besides, a Chinese business right across the street from Boeing? No red flags there? They stayed there throughout George W. Bush’s presidency, and were only closed down about a year ago.

The nearest mall by this business is almost closed down too, because I just learned, most of the shops in that mall were illegals from foreign countries, who were no doubt, were not paying ANY taxes. Some of the more reputable companies in that mall must have sued somebody, because there was a big raid, and all of THEM were busted and had to close shop. This big, huge mall, built with the loving promise that they wouldn’t have to pay taxes for 10 years, is now, a ghost town save a few vitamins stores, and a Bed, Bath and Beyond.

And so goes our country.

Does anybody care? Does Jeb Bush? Does Hillary Clinton?

No, but Nobody does. And that’s why people like me, like Trump. We have LIVED and watched the economic destruction done by the politicians of both parties. We have seen the drug use in our schools. We have witnessed the redistribution of wealth from the whites to the blacks, with nothing to show for it.

We ARE angry.

By the way, Glenn Beck has banned Trump from his radio show…but I bet Hillary isn’t banned.

If Donald Trump is as bad as Glenn says, he will bury himself. It’s stupid move on Glenn’s part. But Glenn has his own ego as this moves proves.

BANNING him shows the fact that Glenn does NOT practice what he preaches: Liberty. Justice. Fair place. Democracy.

Go figure.

 

 

 

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July 24, 2015 Posted by | corruption, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Sharknado 3, Obama 4, Trump 5, and Get the Chainsaw

Nobody Knows—Sharknado 3 two

how the liberal press is going to react to the fact that in Sharknado 3 tonight, there was a busload of conservatives having fun! Ann Coulter was the Vice President! And she was left alive. God bless the writers!  Michelle Bachmann also had a few lines, and Mark Cuban played the President…a man as controversial as Donald Trump and big fan of Ayn Rand. Anthony Wiener ALSO had a cameo.

None of them were eaten by a shark. As you know, I was hoping for a sequel in which sharks would eat all the politicians in Washington, and even though they didn’t do it, they did destroy D.C.

Sharknado 3 was just too much fun, and a much-needed laugh…

And boy do we need a laugh…because this last week, we saw Obama make an  unbelievable progressives blunder by giving Iran a pathway to nuclear power, along with who knows what else in that secret deal that he won’t let Congress see. It was a  week of various strange vegetating almost Sharknado anomalies of unknowable consequences…so let’s get started on a few of them:

***********Obama and Joh

Right after five Marines were blasted away by a young Muslim wannabe Allah companion in Tennessee, our ‘President’ went on Jon Stewart’s program to basically flash his big grin and be adored.

Nobody Knows how he can be having so much fun, while the rest of America was in mourning, or WHY it took him so long to lower the flags on the White House for the Marines, but Jon reminded him.. the clock is ticking:

“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,”

Nobody Knows how he answered that, or if Obama worked out before hand for Jon to make that statement—because I don’t watch Jon Stewart. In the name of Harry Potter’s scriptwriter, he is a witless wonder..but it’s his program and if he wants to be a PR man for the President, then why should this Nobody care? Obama will just find his replacement, who will be…black. (count on it)

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And speaking of programs…

Ever since the fortune 500 companies took over the world and decided that America needed to be JUST like China…people have been complaining..because it costs more to live in America than China now, since we have only 5 companies that run the country..and these five companies have run the small businesses out. America is one big strip mall.Minimum wage

To make us all feel better about all these monopolies running our lives, the politicians have forced the companies to pay their employees more because they know the shark population is growing by the nanoseconds: But there’s a problem with it–for instance…in Seattle where it is law, there IS a problem.

Seattle’s $15 minimum wage law is supposed to lift workers out of poverty and move them off public assistance. But there may be a hitch in the plan. Evidence is surfacing that some workers are asking their bosses for fewer hours as their wages rise – in a bid to keep overall income down so they don’t lose public subsidies for things like food, child care and rent.

Oh boy, that’s a hard decision. To work…or not to work? That IS the question. Not only is California running out of water, they will be running out of waiters to SERVE the water they don’t have.

So, does a single mom with two kids work MORE and actually pay for food? Or work less and let the government keep paying her food stamps?

That’s a question it seems the government has already figured out.


And speaking of questions…since the top executives at Planned Parenthood want Lamborghini’s, Nobody Knows, why they just don’t ask the corporations that are funding them for one?Planned Parenthood two

Here are the 39 companies that have directly funded Planned Parenthood.

  1. Adobe
  2. American Cancer Society
  3. American Express
  4. AT&T
  5. Avon
  6. Bank of America
  7. Bath & Body Works
  8. Ben & Jerry’s
  9. Clorox
  10. Coca-Cola
  11. Converse
  12. Deutsche Bank
  13. Dockers
  14. Energizer
  15. Expedia
  16. ExxonMobil
  17. Fannie Mae
  18. Groupon
  19. Intuit
  20. Johnson & Johnson
  21. La Senza
  22. Levi Strauss
  23. Liberty Mutual
  24. Macy’s
  25. March of Dimes
  26. Microsoft
  27. Morgan Stanley
  28. Nike
  29. Oracle
  30. PepsiCo
  31. Pfizer
  32. Progressive
  33. Starbucks
  34. Susan G. Komen
  35. Tostitos
  36. Unilever
  37. United Way
  38. Verizon
  39. Wells Fargo

Nobody Knows if all of these companies are run by liberals—but we can make a good guess.

I looked at all these companies…there is only two that I do business with…that will certainly change. Who needs Coke? Have you seen what it does when you mixed it with Alka-Seltzer?

You might as well swallow a shark.

And speaking of sharks…the shark fest on Donald Trump…continues, and Nobody Knows how long it will go on.

Donald might have to pull out his chainsaw.Sharknado 3

 

 

 

July 22, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Kerry in Shock: The Iranians Have No Intention of NOT Getting Nukes!

Nobody Reports

John Kerry, by all logical deductions of anybody sane, has NOT recovered from his bike accident. We were told he broke his leg, but they left out the damage to his brain.

Upon signing a deal with IRAN, Kerry is surprised to learn, that Iran has no intention of doing anything the ‘deal’ says: He is totally shocked—the deal has to be approved by the supreme idiot Khamenei, and now he stands in front of crowds saying: Death to America! Kerry thought they were saying “LEFT to America!” John Kerry

Kerry, just doesn’t understand it!

Ali Akbar Velayati, a senior advisor to Khamenei on foreign affairs, broke a long silence on Tuesday and said the deal was “not without flaws”, although he did not reject it outright.

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“No one can tell us which weapons we can have…. Except nuclear weapons and weapons of mass destruction, Iran will continue making all the missiles, fighter jets, anti-missile defense systems, tanks and other armored equipment it needs,” he was quoted as saying on the Supreme Leader’s website.

Kerry, still in shock, even though the Iranians were saying “Death to America” every single day since he got off his boat in Vietnam, said this:

“I don’t know how to interpret it at this point in time, except to take it at face value, that that’s his policy,” he said in the interview with Saudi-owned Al Arabiya television.

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“But I do know that often comments are made publicly and things can evolve that are different. If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling,” he added.

Yes, Kerry is troubled…but that won’t stop him from taking out his yacht this weekend.

AMAZING. John Kerry

 

July 21, 2015 Posted by | politics | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Cares About Jon Stewart’s Opinions

Nobody Cares

I’m not a big Jon Stewart fan. I just don’t think he’s funny, or even very clever. I like his books better.  I put up this less than clear video because it included the whole segment on what I wanted to comment about.

Here, Jon is trying to make the point that the GOP should have no right to criticize Hillary Clinton’s raising foreign money, because HERE in the United States they do the very same thing with their big donors. And he shows all the big donors of the GOP, and…this is important….leaves out the big donors of the democratic party, of which there are just as many.

Nobody Thinks that when the Supreme Court said corporations were people, and giving billions to your favorite candidate is free speech, both parties went “YAHOOOOO!”— thereby making all future Presidential races corrupted to the core. The highest bidder can buy the office. We are now ruled by a bloated plutocracy.

BUT…there’s IS a difference. Hillary is getting money from countries that are our enemies. And while the Supreme Court said it is legal for big corporations to give big checks to their candidates in the United States, it is still against the law to take money from foreign governments, because if you do, they just might end up owning your nuclear pile.

Ha ha ha…(Jon’s laugh track here.)

Wait! That’s already happened, and Hillary wasn’t even running for President yet. How clever.

The real reason Hillary is now out proclaiming we should all shut down big donors, is so that the GOP will never be able to push out their billionaires to run against the democrats ever again.

It the battle of the billionaires! I guess, Jon Stewart has too much money himself to even care to see, that he is bias, legally wrong, and just not funny.

Sorry Jon. It’s just my Nobody Opinion...I know you are loved by millions.

On a good note, I love the way you hang your head after a ‘joke’. You look just like a puppy dog that just peed on the carpet.

It’s really endearing.

 

 

 

May 8, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

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