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Nobody Cares About Jon Stewart’s Opinions

Nobody Cares

I’m not a big Jon Stewart fan. I just don’t think he’s funny, or even very clever. I like his books better.  I put up this less than clear video because it included the whole segment on what I wanted to comment about.

Here, Jon is trying to make the point that the GOP should have no right to criticize Hillary Clinton’s raising foreign money, because HERE in the United States they do the very same thing with their big donors. And he shows all the big donors of the GOP, and…this is important….leaves out the big donors of the democratic party, of which there are just as many.

Nobody Thinks that when the Supreme Court said corporations were people, and giving billions to your favorite candidate is free speech, both parties went “YAHOOOOO!”— thereby making all future Presidential races corrupted to the core. The highest bidder can buy the office. We are now ruled by a bloated plutocracy.

BUT…there’s IS a difference. Hillary is getting money from countries that are our enemies. And while the Supreme Court said it is legal for big corporations to give big checks to their candidates in the United States, it is still against the law to take money from foreign governments, because if you do, they just might end up owning your nuclear pile.

Ha ha ha…(Jon’s laugh track here.)

Wait! That’s already happened, and Hillary wasn’t even running for President yet. How clever.

The real reason Hillary is now out proclaiming we should all shut down big donors, is so that the GOP will never be able to push out their billionaires to run against the democrats ever again.

It the battle of the billionaires! I guess, Jon Stewart has too much money himself to even care to see, that he is bias, legally wrong, and just not funny.

Sorry Jon. It’s just my Nobody Opinion...I know you are loved by millions.

On a good note, I love the way you hang your head after a ‘joke’. You look just like a puppy dog that just peed on the carpet.

It’s really endearing.

 

 

 

May 8, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

The Walking Dead of Washington D.C.

Nobody Knows

—–what is going to happen to that Koch Brothers hater, Senator Harry Reid. He finally stepped down: not beaten by the Republicans, not beaten by ex-wives or FBI prostitutes, but…defeated by an exercise Harry Reid Koch brothersrope.Even the Prime Minster of Israel gave him a bravery shout out in front of Congress.

Headlines: Harry Reid survive fatal blow to himself, after dodging years of heavy hits from the Republican Party and never getting even a bruise.

So, what is Harry Reid going to do now? Will he form a superpac to get Hillary elected and become her Vice President? Everybody thinks Harry is going away…but is he? Personally, I think we should all sue him for damages…but that’s me.

Harry Reid I’m sure, will never go away.

And speaking of going away….


The Hillary email scandal is NOT disappearing, despite the iterate efforts she has made to make light of the whole affair. Senator Growdy wants that server, but she has claimed with a big smile: “That’s silly, I’ve destroyed them all!”

Nobody Knows that once upon a time, Hillary was very upset that President Bush was not forthcoming with information about 9/11, and with her usual slick Hillary ways, said this:Hillary deltes ag

“In taking their action to evade or avoid providing information, the administration unnecessarily raises the suspicion that it has something to hide, that it might use the claim of national security to hide mistakes that are literally questions of life and death for American. The lack of transparency on the part of the Bush administration has forced Governor Kean, former Republican Governor of New Jersey, to threaten subpoenas. This should not be happening.”

The American people say:

Right Hillary. Congress has threatened YOU for not truing over your “destroyed” server.  What makes you so special? And why didn’t you claim you erased your emails in the name of National Security?

You’re slipping.

By the way, speaking of National Security….

***************Obama with errings

Last week two men tried to break into the NSA, dressed as women. They were of course shot (one killed) and it was determined that they were just two prostitutes who got high on cocaine and decided to go find an SUV, steal it, and find themselves a party with some NSA guys.

Nobody Knows why these men were not called “transvestites” instead of prostitutes, and how do we know they were not looking for Obama? They might have been invited.

We don’t know. But…we DO remember Obama’s fondness for dressing up….

Speaking of being invited…


Obama’s invitation (to be fair Jeb Bush invited them too) to all the children of the world to come to America as soon as possible has lead to another wave of ‘children’ to flood our southern borders. After all, the weather is warm again.

I don’t know what they feed the ‘children’ down in Mexico, but I’d say they should lay off using growth hormones.immigrants

 

And speaking of hormones…


Hillary isn’t the only one having a rough time appealing to the masses…Jeb Bush may be racking up big donors…but the conservative base does NOT want him…second in the lead is Scott Walker.

How is Jeb going to get rid of him? Easy. Play the race card. Scott Walker may be racist against the flood of immigrants, because he is…white.

Jeb warns that republicans “must accept a changing country: that the path to the presidency will be found through appealing to voters who may not look like them.”

Will Jeb Bush say that all his opponents are racists for not accepting the “children’ of the world…even though they really ARE adults…let’s not kid ourselves.

And speaking of children…


John Kerry just can’t seem to make that final deal with Iran.Death to America

As talks over Iran’s nuclear weapons program neared their deadline Tuesday, the Commander of Iran”s Basij (volunteer) Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Naqdi, was quoted as saying that “wiping Israel off the map is not up for negotiation.”

Wow. There’s that little negotiating problem with Israel will be wiped off the map.

Will John Kerry and Obama sign an agreement to let Iran “Wipe Israel off the map>” and erase it from their computers?

Will no one be allowed to see the treaty?

Ha! Does a baseball pitcher spit every 9 seconds?

No matter. The Senate has voted 100-0 not to honor Obama’s treaty.

Sounds like a winner to me!

Next week, we will wonder HOW Monica Lewinsky got a PhD from Oxford, if Joe Biden is friends with Bill Cosby,  and if there is a Walking Dead book for Dummies.

I have a feeling I’m going to need one.

April 1, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Is Compelled to Wonder

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows why, ….today…..the whole world had to know that Angelina Jolie is getting her female organs removed. Do we really need that information?Angelina Jolie two

She already had a double mastectomy, and now, due to her cancer scare she will undergo ‘menopause’ sooner rather than later. On top of that, she plans to make money off her many surgeries by writing a book about it.  I suppose that the rest of us feel great compassion for her having to go through all that, but to be frank: (Can I be frank?) The woman is so thin to begin with, I’m wondering if she can stand losing any more parts of her body? Soon, all we’ll see is lips with hair.


Now, on to the more important subject of the question of why Hillary Clinton paid a visit yesterday to the White House.

It was reported that Hillary visited Obama for over an hour yesterday…so Nobody Wonders...what was discussed? How she expects him to help her replace him? The erases emails? What?

No reporter on any news network is the LEAST bit curious…but today, Obama came out and made a big to do about how he will ALWAYS support Israel, so that leads us all to imagine that there are a lot of Jewish democrats not exactly happy about how Obama treats Netanyahu. In his press conference today, he was almost too sweet about Netanyahu, as if he was trying to reassure everyone that he really WILL protect Israel.   He understands that there will be no two state solution with Netanyahu…he’s accepted that..and it’s okay!

“I have a very businesslike relationship with the prime minister,” Obama said. “I’ve met with him more than any other world leader. I talk with him all the time. He is representing his country’s interest the way he thinks he needs to. I’m doing the same.”

Okay. Obama saying he is representing our country is going so far out on the limb, he is in danger of falling into the deep subterfuge of famous liars who nobody forgets.

Did Hillary bring a “better smooth it out” message from the very rich Jewish Democratic donors? Or was she taking her email server to HIM? Obama and Hilary three

And speaking of donors…


How long do the American taxpayers have to keep supporting the federal government employees, who not only make on the average twice the salary than the private sector doing the same job, but evidently they don’t have to pay taxes on top of it?

WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal workers and retirees owed more than $3.5 billion in unpaid taxes last year, a $200 million increase over the previous year, the IRS said Tuesday.

Almost 305,000 federal workers and retirees owed back taxes as of Sept. 30. That’s down from 318,000 the year before.

Nobody WONDERS how many of these government employees are black, since it’s a well known fact that Al Sharpton owes 4.5 million in back taxes, and yet, he’s been to see Barack in the White House more than any other person. We can only suppose there is back tax reparation for all of Obama’s friend.Al Sharpton

And speaking of visiting the White House, Al Sharpton isn’t the only one Obama likes to hang out with, it seems his other favorite visitors are high tech CEO. And my personal favorite, Da Eric Schmidt:

Since Mr. Obama took office, employees of the Mountain View, Calif., company (Google) have visited the White House for meetings with senior officials about 230 times, or an average of roughly once a week, according to the visitor logs reviewed by the Journal.

So, we can assume that the government and Google are both in the same, and America will soon be called the China of the West.  It’s lovely to see the government take over the internet isn’t it? Might as well tie yourself to the pole right now and save them the trouble.

***********Nazi

None of these very important unknown questions were answered today because once again, a passenger plane went missing. This time, it was the Germans who have to stand in front of the microphone and give out the usual “We just don’t know.” statements. BUT…at least they know where it crashed:

An Airbus operated by Lufthansa’s Germanwings budget airline crashed in a remote snowy area of the French Alps on Tuesday, killing all 150 on board including 16 schoolchildren.

Was this a terror attack? A pilot error? And just who is John Gualt? Was he flying the plane?

Next week we’ll wonder why it took an Afghanistan President 10 years to thank the American Taxpayer for helping out his country, when no American politicians in our history has ever thanked us.

I’m not sure this is a good sign.

Or…why the Japanese are getting plastic surgery on the lines of their palms, if Brad Pitt will marry right away after Angelina Jolie dies of cancer because he won’t want to deal with all those kids alone, and why my friend Mona, who lives in the boonies, can’t get decent internet service.

And YOU are wondering...WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO US EVERY DAY! !”

Sorry, I can’t answer that. I’m just…compelled…I’ve seen the Exorcist too many times. And by the way…that IS my vision of Eric Schmidt.

March 24, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Knows Why George Bush Doesn’t Just Admit it: He took Hillary’s Emails.

Nobody KnowsHillary reading email

The big question this week is— will Congress be able to get into Hillary’s private emails server?

All last week, the question of Hillary and her deleted emails, made us wonder if there wasn’t a plan to get us all sick to death of hearing about it, and beg for it to go away…because after all, the Republicans want Hillary to run in 2016, they don’t want this either.  Is it working? All this mass coverage of the missing emails?

Are we getting sick of it? Yep.

And speaking of getting sick….


On the grand scale of hypnotic hypocritical hypothesis’, the Barack Obama claim that it was actually George W. Bush who was responsible for the creation of ISIS, is one for the baloney history books.

In an interview with VICE news, he said this:

“Two things: one is, [ISIS] is a direct outgrowth of al-Qaida in Iraq that grew out of our invasion. Which is an example of unintended consequences. Which is why we should generally aim before we shoot. “ISIS in black

Well…Nobody Wonders…what took you so long Obama? We were beginning to believe you’d fallen asleep. Too many beers. Too many putts. Too many nights out at fancy dinner parties with the Secret Service.

Here’s the problem: Ron Paul is sending out emails saying this exact same thing. If we had just stayed out of Iraq, none of this would be happening.

Let’s say that’s true. Nevertheless, when you are given a problem— YOU DON’T MAKE IT WORSE!

Which is exactly what Obama has done, and by all observation..on purpose. Nobody swears ISIS looks like the army Obama would invent himself: All those black outfits…I can’t wait for them to start rapping.Obama on Kimmel

“We gonna tear down the Eiffel Tower, and Big Ben too!”

“And After all that, George Bush, we’re coming after YOU!”

Where’s Jimmy Kimmel? Obama needs to get on this.

While trying to rebuild Iraq was the impossible dream, at least after the surge, there wasn’t the huge army of madness that Obama has created.  ISIS is Obama’s making. That’s on his drone crazy head alone.  George W. Bush at least would have never left our men and women out to die, and disarmed them, put them in fields of engagement where they couldn’t possibly hold on.

Obama has literally lost towns that our boys had died to free just because he didn’t like the policy of war.

Nobody Knows how much damage Obama has done to our military, and Nobody Knows if it wasn’t just to give the cities back to the Muslims so he could one day say..

“See what George Bush did?”

Obama…always siding with the enemy…and planning his next blame game. It’s all about….him.

And speaking of siding…


Is that why we seem to be, once again, supplying ISIS with all the military guns, ammunition, helicopters, jets, Hummers and trucks that they need to take over?

What happen to common sense? You DESTROY what you leave behind so the enemy can’t take it. Not in Obama’s army. NO sir-reee. Never let a good tank go to waste, is his motto: Give it to a nearby Muslim.

From various source on Drudge:Isis with trucks

The Pentagon is unable to account for more than $500 million in U.S. military aid given to Yemen amid fears that the weaponry, aircraft and equipment is at risk of being seized by Iranian-backed rebels or al-Qaeda, according to U.S. officials.

In Yemen and elsewhere, the Obama administration has pursued a strategy of training and equipping foreign militaries to quell insurgencies and defeat networks affiliated with al-Qaeda. That strategy has helped to avoid the deployment of large numbers of U.S. forces, but it has also met with repeated challenges.

Washington spent $25 billion to re-create and arm Iraq’s security forces after the 2003 U.S.-led invasion, only to see the Iraqi army easily defeated last year by a ragtag collection of Islamic State fighters who took control of large parts of the country

Obama’s war strategy is to hand over billions of dollars worth of military equipment PAID BY THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER… to fight, even if its against us. Make sense doesn’t It?

And speaking of making sense…


Nobody Knows why Obama’s Secret Service is basically made up of a bunch of low-life drunks. A couple of them got drunk and hit the fence in front of the White House.

But…they weren’t shot, unlike that poor girl who just wanted to TALK to Obama. She was sober.

Could it be…they don’t care about the President?  The director was being grilled today about why the Secret Service is such a disgrace, and the director has come up with a solution:

They want $8 million dollars to build a fake White House so they can rehearse their moves. They need to have REAL bushes.Secret Service

Nobody Knows how the Secret Service got along all these years without having to rehearse in a fake White House, but I blame it on the fact, that our Secret Service is made up of…idiots.

They couldn’t pass the regular Secret Service program so they need to go over it again…

It’s like, anybody that didn’t pass math in the 4th grade (half the country) Obama is going to have them take remedial courses in community college to catch them up, and make us pay for it.

Same thing. Same Logic.

And one last thing…


Nobody Knows how happy I am that I didn’t have to go get drunk in an Irish pub tonight; Bibi won.

My faith in the Jewish People has been renewed.

Israel has its race card players too….and she (He?) said this:

“Yachimovich says: “No Western leader would dare utter such a racist comment. Imagine a prime minister/president in any democracy who would warn that his rule is in jeopardy because, e.g., ‘Black voters are coming in droves to the polling stations’… Horrendous, isn’t it? In any case, I think what worries Bibi is that Israeli citizens are moving in droves to the ballots, and quite simply want to democratically topple him.”

I love it when people move in droves, don’t you?

Next week, Nobody Knows why Spell Check doesn’t do a better job catching my mistakes, and if George W. Bush will finally take the blame for Hillary’s missing emails.

Stay tuned.

March 17, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Daniel Hannan

Nobody’s Fool

This was sent to me by email…and I HOPE that my good friend amfortas doesn’t mind that I also post what he had to say about one of the greatest minds on the planet: Daniel Hannan

Amfortas summed it up brilliantly:

“One is occasionally reminded of what a Politician CAN be. Away with the cant and the cliche, the sound-bite and the mendacity, and bring on the clarity and purposefulness. Watch a man who CAN speak and hold his audience in rapt attention. Here him speak WITHOUT notes or tele-prompts. Listen to his almost perfect enunciation and his ability to draw upon relevant quotations. It astonishes that he can speak without a hint of demeaning an opponent, but condemn an entire generation of them without even mentioning them.”

Well said, my friend.

And…thanks to amfortas, let’s all enjoy...Nobody’s Fool: Daniel Hannan.

March 12, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Do You REALLY Want to Know My Nobody Opinion on Who Should Be the Republican Nominee?

 

Nobody’s Opinion

What else did I have to do last weekend? With snow drifts, and sub-zero wind chills, and more than a dash of curiosity, I turned on CSpan, and listened to the conservatives at CPAC.

I SHOULD have gone to the local pub.

Here’s the nobody compliant right up front: IF this were a true republic, and IF this was the real vetting of the man who the Republican Party will pick to run against Hillary, than Rand Paul would become the candidate in 2016. But it’s not. Reality is, and everybody knows it, we don’t live in that America anymore. It’s all smoke and mirrors and pretend.2016 candidates

What is even more noticeable about the whole thing, is the people that the MEDIA choose to leave out of the CPAC results. Rand Paul won…but it reported as ..oh, that didn’t matter much. These people really have no power to elect the REAL candidate.

Rand Paul’s win was mentioned, and then it was off to the talking points at hand on all the shows: Everybody talked about Jeb Bush and Scott Walker.

At the end of it all, you will laugh again, as you did last year when I stated my opinion…I STILL think that Donald Trump would be a the man for this time. And guess what? He is so hated by ALL the media, they are just leaving him off the lists. Just so that you won’t think I’m out of my ever loving wacko mind, I compare them all below, and my reasons why I think like I do.

My picks are based on —IF they could win against Hillary — Because if you don’t win, nothing else matters does it?

Starting from the bottom of the list and going up:


John Bolton: John is at the bottom for me, and I don’t believe he is a serious candidate. Against Hillary, he would come off as Bush’s big brother. Women would pick Hillary. He would not get the minority vote, Hispanic vote, or the black vote.   He probably wouldn’t even get many white votes. He would get George W. Bush’s vote. But…who else? He’s may know the U.N. and foreign policy, but what does he know about anything else? He is a politician, nice guy, but as far as any of us know, still works for the Bushes.Hillary for President

Rick Santorum: One up from the bottom–now picture him next to Hillary. The young considered him old-fashion. Too strict. Rick lacks something very important in an American Presidential run, and that’s charisma. To beat the uncharismatic Hillary, you need it, because by default, it will go to Hillary. And Rick just doesn’t have it. But, you have to give him credit, he keeps trying.

Ben Carson: Okay, I did miss his speech, but would conservative America vote for another black man after all the race cards that Obama has played as President? To blacks, after the brain-washing of Obama, he would seem as a sell-out. It’s unfair to the man, but his timing is off. Besides that, he speaks slowly. Nothing against the man, because he is brilliant and brave, and god SHOULD have given the position as first black President to him, but didn’t happen.

Jeb Bush: Yes, he’s three up from the bottom with me. Actually, I think he should be below Ben Carson, but we are comparing the odds against Hillary.

Everyone was saying how BRAVE Jeb was to even show up…but I thought he had the attitude of “You people are really pissing me off, and should just shut up and not judge me, damn it.” He comes off to me, as even more entitled than his brother George. Jeb Bush will continue the globalist same old politics that got us into this Washington global mess, and he would do nothing for the country. Besides–he would NOT do well against Hillary in a debate. He comes off as the old republican white man entitled snob. I never thought that about him, until I heard him speak at CPAC. He thinks he would get the Hispanic vote, but that’s not a given. He knows a lot of conservatives (this one included) will stay home if he runs, so he’s already written us all off. Jeb Bush would probably lose to Hillary.

Chris Christie: Who doesn’t like his personality? He has a better chance than Jeb Bush against Hillary, but he is to most conservatives, a liberal in all other ways. He believes in global taxation, and to my mind, too willing to bend over backwards for just about any powerful man. None of us can forgive the way he treated Obama after the Hurricane. Once in office, he might become just as insufferable as Obama. Not to be trusted at all.Ted Cruz and Rand Paul

Scott Walker: Surprised that I put the second winner of the CPAC so low? Scott to his credit, did a lot for his home state. And the FOX news (which is now Bush’s station) has endorsed him to my mind to be Jeb’s VP. But when it comes to dealing with the world? Hillary would cream him on foreign policy in a debate. Not because she has done a thing for America, but because just by sheer damn luck, she was married to Bill Clinton and knows everyone on the planet. He would lose. It would be close, but the Clintons would defeat him.

Marco Rubio: Marco…he came out as being a tea party favorite, then switched to working with the Rinos’ and now says he made a mistake on immigration, but in reality, he is on the same page as Jeb Bush. Almost borderline RINO. Jeb might pick him for VP, but even with Rubio, most of the conservatives will stay home. IF he was on stage with Hillary, Hillary would make him look like just a young upstart college boy. Not a good image.

Rick Perry: Surprised that I put Rick Perry above Marco? I do this because Rick has upped his game. In a debate against Hillary, IF he could keep up the “I’m from Texas and I’m NOT fooling around” con, then Hillary would have to up her game. She would attack him on women’s issues which would be his weak point I think. Hillary, I hate to say it, might win by just a few votes. She would make him out to be a hick. He might win the popular vote, but she would win the electoral. Still, he would do better than Jeb.

Carly Fiorina: Against Hillary, Carly would win, and that’s why if she gets too popular, Jeb might HAVE to pick her as VP, although I don’t think he will. That’s how sure Jeb is of getting the nomination. Sad. I like her so far. Would she make a good President?

Can we do any worse?

Ted Cruz: As far as loving America and wanting to save it, Ted Cruz is the REAL deal. You don’t see this much in Washington—but the press would destroy him, like they did Sarah Palin. Sometimes the most honest men and women, become the first ones they ostracized. Would he win on stage in a debate with Hillary. Yes. Would the public vote for him? If his dad went on stage with him at every stop…it’s very possible.

Rand Paul : If we lived in a perfect would, Rand would be a great President. His ideas are right. Constitutional, tough, and he would make a fine President. BUT…in debates against Hillary Clinton, he would have to get the woman’s vote, and I’m not sure if the majority of young women would vote for Rand. He is trying to get the black vote right now. But in the real world, Rand and his Dad have been the lone sharks in the pool. Let’s face it: corporations have such a big hold over Washington DC that Rand would need an army of Constitutionalist to effect change. Half the Congress along with the President should go to jail, and that’s not going to happen.

But…the BIGGEST thing Rand has going against him is our state run media. BOTH FOX and CNN are already treating him as just a goof. They will continue, and now that the state will oversee the internet, you will see hoards of articles bashing him. They control it all. Can Rand stand up to it all? Not sure.

Bobby Jindal: Yes, He’s my second to the first: Bobby, to me, said all the things that should be said. And he hit them one after another, like golden bullets. He’s smart, calm, and MOST of all, a great speaker. He, more than any one at CPAC gave the best speech. The way he moved, his presence, and because he’s “colored” Hillary would have a hard time putting him into the old white boys club. He’s THE American. Born here, Loves it. And we believe it. But, the media is once again, treating him as…just a guy. He’s not special. Look away.Jindal

And for my wacko pick for man most likely to beat Hillary Clinton in 2016 IS:

Drum roll……………….

Donald Trump: Sure, he’s got a big mouth. Sure, he’s rough. Sure—he’s not a politician. He probably cheats, always comes out richer than the next guy, and may have done some scams in his lifetime in business…But it’s a fact: Americans are SICK TO DEATH of politicians.

What have they done for us lately?

Sure he’s a rich man. And who runs Washington D.C? Who runs the world? Rich men. Who knows how to negotiate with tyrants, rich men, and other countries?

Donald Trump.

America is dying. Donald is right, we have lost our manufacturing base. Every city has blocks and blocks of old buildings decaying …where once there was a thriving economy. The globalist, which were the Bushes, and the entrenched career politicians, are to blame for this. Along with the big money corporations, they decided to help the big banks and the big moneyed CEOs to expand to the world, and America would become…just a ‘service” economy.

Hey, it put the money in their stocks portfolios, but America was sacrificed.

Donald Trump, would at least TRY to reverse that.  So what if he sometimes is blunt? We have a President now who chews gum in front of the Queen and insults our allies.

Trump wouldn’t do that precisely because he does business in all those countries. He’d only be hurting himself. Besides, his ego alone would make him try be the best President we ever had.

He’s a birther you say? Please. So am I. So is Sheriff Joe. He’s in good company.Donald

Which by the way, is why I like him. Imagine, we have a man who hid everything from us while running for the White House, and the fact that they call anyone a nut job for even questioning that shows you just how corrupt the whole Washington cesspool really is.

If Donald picked a great conservative to run with him, Hillary would be gone.

Know why?

I personally know about 5 democratic women who would vote for him. YOUNG people would vote for him. He would take the woman’s vote away from her, and that’s all she is going to have.

We need action, and we are NOT going to get if from any politicians, After Reagan all we have gotten is talk.

That’s my Nobody’s Opinion and I’m sticking to it.

In the words of Bobby Jindal:

“It’s not just a fight with Democrats, but with some Republicans, as well,” said Jindal, a likely 2016 presidential candidate. “When we say, ‘We want to repeal Obamacare,’ we mean every single word…What was the point of getting these majorities if we weren’t even going to try to fight for these principles?”

Exactly.

March 1, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

The Deck…is Stacked: Pass the Tums

 

Nobody’s Opinion

Well cowboys and cowgirls…I bet you’re wondering like me, how in the WORLD did America come to our below the average intelligence of Presidential selfies? WHY are the leaders of the last thirty years, ignoring the white middle class of America, the majority of whom pay their bills?Obma creep

Is it the water? Drugs? Money? Or is it….the incubator? The great incubator of our political elites?

Where DO these people get together?

Harvard. Yale.

Just how important is that incubator of education where we get all our leaders–our Presidents–our vast Congressional leaders?

Very important. In fact, the deck is stacked for the elites. All Obama needed to give him credibility was Harvard. Never mind that he sealed all his school records, and that he was put as President of the Harvard Law Review and didn’t even have to write a single word.Obama in Harvard two

All he needed to do was say he went there. Amazing.

About a dozen years ago, a man named Ron Unz actually did a study on the makeup of Harvard’s students. He found that 20 percent of the student body was Asian. . and 25 to 33 percent were Jewish. Asians were then 3 percent of the population, and the Jews were 2.5 percent. What he found out, after factoring in foreign students, athletes, children of alumni and faculty, he found that White Christians then 70 percent of the population were down to 25 percent of Harvard’s enrollment. The student bodies of Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Berkeley and Stanford was much the same.

“As Hispanics, Asians, blacks, and Jewish Americans vote heavily Democratic, the picture that emerged was of an Ivy League elite salving it social conscience by cheating white Christians out of first class tickets into society’s top-tier, and given them instead to Harvard’s preferred minorities. If the admissions politics of all the elite colleges and graduate schools are structured so that half the students are Asian, Jewish, and the progeny of pervious graduates, and another fourth comes in through affirmative action, while white Christians are always under represented, there is no doubt as to who will be running the country and who will be riding in the back of the bus. ” Patrick J. Buchanan

And right now….trying to get into the front of the bus is a white man named Scott Walker.

Scott Walker is in the lead for the GOP contenders at the moment, and what are they attacking him on?

He doesn’t have a college degree. In reality what they really mean is he did not go to Harvard. On the other hand, Jeb Bush got a degree from Texas University, after making poor grades all his life.Jeb’s degree is in Latin American studies. He was being groomed to be the first bi-lingual elite President.Bushes

Hillary, doesn’t speak Spanish.

It doesn’t matter that Jeb went to Texas…maybe Harvard didn’t offer the Latin American Studies, which is what he is going to run on…the Spanish vote.

The point is, the regular kid, from Iowa or Tennessee, never stood a chance of going to an elite college and getting into the connections of power.

It didn’t matter if he scored perfect on every test.

They handpicked our future…and it is here. If we want to be represented, we’d have to start our own country….again.

Right now: we sit at the back of the bus.

And now you KNOW why that big, fat, grin is on Obama’s face.

 

 

 

February 15, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Jib Jab: 2014

Nobody Flashes

Here’s something I just saw on Moonbattery and decided to pass it on to you!

Enjoy!

January 3, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Reads About Swallowed Maleness

Nobody Reads

I’m currently in the weird and strange section at my local library, and I came across the most fascinating story yesterday —so of course, I just had to reprint some of it here.

The book is Memoirs and Prophecies of an Extraterrestrial God. THE LOST BOOK OF ENKI by Zechariah Sitchin.

Who is Zechariah Sitchin? He’s a graduate of the University of London and his hobby is reading Sumerian clay tablets.Tablets

Let me set this up: The Sumerian Tablets are the history of a race of ‘gods’ from another planet called Nibiru, who came to earth to mine our gold, and to take it back to their planet. Did these aliens have a sophisticated political system? You would have thought so, but no. They ruled by hereditary Lords and Kings. And so, when the ruler, Alalu, came to Earth, and found the gold, he figured his fate for all time as the planet’s most celebrated hero was set.

Ha! Let this be a lesson to all gods.

After he set up base camp on earth, along came some of his sons and Alalu (the guy who found the gold) was really happy to see them, UNTILL it came time to decide who should rule what. The one son, who was after Dad’s job, Anu, said…Let’s draw lots!

Alalu, lost. His sons got to rule the Earth, and their home planet. He was pretty pissed off.

So he suggested that since he was the rightful ruler, they should wrestle for it.Tablets two

Okay, I’ve set up the scene:

With disdain Alalu took off his clothing, likewise did Anu unrobe.

In nakedness did the two royals begin to grapple, a mighty struggle it was

Alalu bent his knee, to the ground Alalu fell:

Anu on the chest of Alalu with his foot pressed down, victory in the wrestling thereby declaring.

By wrestling the decision was made: I am the King, to Nibiru. Alalu shall not return!

So was Anu saying as he removed his foot from the fallen Alalu.

Up as a lighting Alalu from the ground arose. By the legs Anu he pulled down.

His mouth was wide open, swiftly he the malehood of Anu bit off.

The malehood of Anu did Alalu swallow.

In pained agony did Anu a cry to the heavens shout:

As you can guess, Alalu was taken to a nearby planet (Mars?) and left to die.

And IF we are truly decedents from these wacko’s, then I’d say, it explains a lot of history, including how we got Al Sharpton.

December 14, 2014 Posted by | History, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The Evolution of American Partisen Politics

Nobody RemembersPartisan three

If you happen to think that politics has NEVER been so partisan, think again. The troubles of the Donkey VS the Elephant began years ago…when George Washington, who was sick of all the partisan fighting said, “I’m leaving this town and you can TAKE this job and shove it.”

Okay, he was a lot more dignified about it. But the fighting started during his last years as President, and it has never stopped. The partisan bickering started: The Virginians VS the Northerners. (Or Federalists.) OR…South VS the North. The Jeffersonian VS the Federalists. Whatever—none of them got along.

In the North, Hamilton had already been working with the banks of England, and his push for a National Bank was seen by the South as a way to transfer power from the agrarian sectors of the South, to the commercial enterprises of the North. They (Lead by Jefferson) thought the National Bank was unconstitutional.Hamiton

(Jefferson would be the Ron Paul of today.)

Abigail Adam’s keen observance— “I firmly believe that if I live ten years longer, I saw see a division of Northern and Southern states. “

And right when America was just getting her first steps: Along came the French Revolution. (1793) Washington declared the United States neutral. He didn’t want to take sides in the war between the French and the British, because the United States was heavily trading with BOTH countries. Add to that, we had signed a peace treaty with England in 1778.

But the people of the United States, loved the French and hated the British, for obvious reasons. America would not have been able to defeat the British without the French.

And so–the Partisan political divides began: French loving Americans sided with Thomas Jefferson, and basically started the democratic party, which they called Republican, to show you–that Democrats got the habit of saying everything backwards from Thomas Jefferson. (Hey, you tell me. They are STILL saying black is white.)

Now, France was not to let a good crisis go to waste, so getting together with Jefferson, the French Minister, Edmond Genet, started stirring up the masses to get Americans to defy their government and come to the cause of the French in liberty, equality, and fraternity.  (Hope and Change to come) People protested and marched in every single city, and newspapers were filled with both sides–yelling obscenities like “You WAGGER FRENCH LOVER YOU!” And “YOU LOVE KING GEORGE AND EAT MY OYSTER”Partison one

And thus began partisan politics. Americans have not given it up since. In fact, we have perfected it, and made it a huge part of the American economic engine. (That’s another blog.)

But, back to 1793. Most of the people wanted to go back to war with Great Britain, and anyone who didn’t want to go back to war, was labeled: horrors of horrors: an aristocrat.

Now we can just call them  “chicken- shits.”

Hard to believe that the Jeffersonian Republicans (democrats) wanted to go to war back then, but there you go. Like I said, confusion.

Republican editorials blasted Washington and Hamilton. They were both hated.

While Thomas Jefferson was Secretary of State, he was orchestrating the Republican opposition to the very government he officially served.

Imagine Harry Reid having secret meetings with the Koch Brothers.

So—-why was Jefferson rallying Americans to go after the British again? History reports he was afraid the government would become bigger than the states.

(Eventually, that DID happen.)

BUT..John Adams thought he knew the real reason:

In John’s opinion Jefferson’s true motives were blatantly self-serving. Like so many of the Virginia planters he was heavily in debt to British creditors, and therefore predisposed toward an anti-British foreign policy that would delay repayment into the indefinite future.

Right. Jefferson did NOT want to give up his dreams of wine, books, architecture, and Sally’s, just to pay back those low life Brits.Sons of libery

And so he spread the rumor that the treaty with Britain, which John Jay arranged, was the big problem. John Jay’s Treaty with Britain removed the British troops from the West, and stopped the British Frigates from raiding American ships in the Caribbean. That was a GOOD thing. The British paid us back for whatever we lost from their Navy raiding our ships, and we agreed that American debtors— chiefly Virginia planters— pay off their prewar debt to British creditors.

How did the American people feel about that Treaty? They burned John Jay effigies in every town.

(Now, you can’t even wear a NRA cap to the voting booth.)

And Jefferson had help. James Madison, was working with Jefferson (who was in hiding in Monticello pretending he was out of politics) and they sabotaged the treaty by denying the funds for its implantation it in the House.

(Something the House NEVER does now…Can you say, Obamacare?)

John believed he was watching the triumph of party politics in its most partisan form…and he said this:

The republican opposition was highly orchestrated, “all moving as one Man, not a dissenting Voice among them, appearing as if drawn by one Cord.”

And that’s what has made the democratic party so successful: That cord has never been broken.

So, how is Congress doing in 2014? They are as far apart as they were in the beginning. Nothing is new here under the sun, and nothing ever changes, except the corruption in both parties borders BEYOND the obscene.

How popular is Congress now? About as popular as they were then. They should be thankful we don’t burn their effigies in the street.Congress two

(From FRIST FAMILY and YES–I’m still reading it. )

 

 

October 31, 2014 Posted by | American History, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows The Troubles We’ve Seeeeeeeeeeeennnn

Nobody Knows…

—–the troubles I’ve seen ….(I miss the ETRADE BABY already) Okay…quote:

Where Ignorance is bliss, ‘Tis folly to be wise. —-Thomas GrayEbola one

Nobody Knows..why every single cable channel in America last week, had to make us watch, hour after hour, the news, that two doctors who had caught Ebola in Africa, were being shipped back home. It got almost as much coverage as the JFK funeral. I almost expected O.J. to jump out of the ambulance at some point.

And everyone was in a panic. First, they scare you half to death with the instant deaths that could spread as fast as it does in Africa if these doctors infect someone, and THEN they get doctors, who look straight at the camera and say “Don’t worry. You’d have to take a bath in the vomit to catch it.”

One minute, you imagine hospitals overflowing with dead bodies, and a minute later..it never gets here, and everyone don’t worry, be happy. Ebola just sounds bad. Really, no problemo.

Except


Nobody Knowswhy they are NOT reporting the fact that there really is no worry from the two doctors who were so well protected, they couldn’t even infect themselves again with the care they got. But there IS real worry from all the illegal’s from those very countries that are being dispersed though-out America now.

From Newsmaxillegals

Illegal immigrants from more than 75 countries are attempting to enter the United States, including some from countries with outbreaks of the Ebola virus and others from terrorist hotbeds Meanwhile, Texas Gov. Rick Perry insisted in an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday that his state is seeing “historic record highs” of people being apprehended from countries “that have substantial terrorist ties,” including Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Syria. Add to the disease carrying illegal’s flooding the border, and add to them Muslims with virgins in their eyes: “And when you think about the idea that some of them are from countries that have substantial terrorist ties, whether it’s Pakistan or Afghanistan or Syria, we are at historic record highs with individuals being apprehended from those countries.”

And speaking of other countries.


Nobody Knows why Obama went on as planned with his African “I’m going to save Africa, and give them my expert business advice” conference.

How many people flew over from Africa to attend THAT? And were any of them sick?US-AFRICA-SUMMIT

Nobody Knows.

And why are the American Airlines still flying to these ‘hot’ places while the British Airlines has stopped? You would think by now we’d follow the British, who by the way, got the hell out of Benghazi.

But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nobody Knows how many pharmaceuticals companies are salivating at just the dream of a massive world Ebola outbreak. The CVC already has a patent on a strain of it! How wonderful! Get ready for your local drug stores to be advertising “Get your Ebola vaccine her! ” Better yet, if we get outbreaks here, just think of all the executive orders Obama could dream up.  He’s dreaming them up right now, as we speak…on the golf course…Ebola symptons

And speaking of outbreaks

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Nobody Knows, why Obama is so mad that companies are leaving the United States.

“They’re basically renouncing their citizenship and declaring that they’re based somewhere else, just to avoid paying their fair share,” Obama said recently.

Now that companies are people, they have a RIGHT to go live anywhere. What’s the matter with him?

And speaking of going to live anywhere…


Nobody Knows, but here in St. Louis County, Executive Charlie Dooley, a black democrat, was defeated by another democrat Steve Stenger, who was white, and had the unions behind him. Dooley was defeated badly. Dooley was a Marion Barry wannabe, and the county is starting to look like Detroit’s ugly step-sister. Dooley stenger

Nevertheless, Dooley didn’t seem upset, so far, no race card was played— so Nobody Knows, but I would not be at all surprised if Dooley doesn’t move on up to Washington D.C.

And speaking of Washington D.C.,—-


Americans are fed up;america fed up

What’s VERY clear, is my dweeby generation will go down as the most screwed up, drugged out, idiotic, hedonistic, greedy, and selfish bunch of morons to ever run the nation.

Having said that, Nobody Knows that I have disowned them all.

I am now…19. Wait. No—I’m 95.

Next week, we will explore the brain of Jimmy Carter, and whether the the UFO he claims to have seen, actually abducted him, since he now claims Hamas are legitimate human beings.

In the meantime, if you’re wondering what the hack happened to your country?

Don’t ask.

August 6, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, democrats, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Barry VS Damon

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, I wanted to let loose on Geraldo. The selfie junkie was attacking The Drudge Report for saying negative things about ‘his’ people:Geraldo

Geraldo Rivera has denounced the Drudge Report for carrying news stories that show some of the negative consequences and dangers from allowing vast numbers of youngsters to enter the country illegally and be spread across the country by the Obama administration.

Okay. Geraldo is like the blind prostitute. You really have to hand it to him.

How can he attack Drudge? Really? Whose side is he on? Where else can you get so much information in one place? If not for the Drudge Report, I couldn’t have found my two losers for today! (Thanks Matt)

So, let’s get started:

Today’s contestants: Marion Barry VS Arwa Damon.

Only in the city as corrupt as Washington D.C. could a mayor who went to prison for smoking crack get reelected. Yes, the good Marion was brought back into the Mayor’s office by popular demand.Marion Barry

And it seems, he took another wrong turn:

Councilman Marion Barry, the former mayor of D.C., was spotted driving the wrong way down Pennsylvania Avenue before colliding with another car, MyFoxDC reported.

The cause of the crash was being investigated. Police said Mr. Barry was cited for driving on the wrong side of the road, expired tags and not having insurance.

Of course, when you’ve been a democrat as long as Mr. Barry, you have to expect a wrong turn every couple of hours. No doubt he just took a wrong turn trying to find the White House.

And then we have Arwa Damon, a reporter for CNN:Arwas Damon

A​rwa Damon, described by the cable network as a senior international correspondent, was intoxicated and abusive to a medical team stationed on the grounds of the embassy, where Damon did not have authority to be, ​according to the $2 million lawsuit​ filed in Manhattan on Monday​.

CNN ​is being sued by two EMTs who say a foreign ​correspondent ​for the cable news network ​bit them​ ​in a drunken rage outside the US Embassy​ in Baghdad​.

Wow! Sounds like something Geraldo would to.

Nobody Wonders if MS. Damon was having trouble finding another feminist in Baghdad? Really, I’d get drunk too if I felt like I was not being respected by the men in Baghdad, and being told that should cover up my body.

Okay, so I wouldn’t. Baghdad is not on my ‘need to visit’ bucket list.

Still the real question here is WHERE did she bite these EMTs? Since Geraldo wasn’t there to report, we might never know.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?Geraldo one

Guess.

August 4, 2014 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Suffer “the children” Under the Dome of Ignorance

Nobody Knows

I’m happy to report the ignorance of last week, has grown with leaps and bounds, just like Al Gore’s fake poster thermometer heights! We have a lot to cover so, let’s get started.


Nobody Knows why the FAA canceled all air flights into Israel yesterday. So what if missiles are being launched? They have the DOME!plane shot down

There are many people guessing at why: One reason: There must be a strange brain virus going through the air at 33,000 feet that only affects pilots, because the pilot of MH17 suddenly decided to go off course and fly his plane over a war zone. Will this happen to other pilots? Is this about global warming? Is this Bush’s fault yet?

Did we ever find that other Malaysian airline in the Pacific? NO!

But, Michael Bloomberg has come to the rescue:

“This evening I will be flying on El Al to Tel Aviv to show solidarity with the Israeli people and to demonstrate that it is safe to fly in and out of Israel.

“I also stand in solidarity with the Israeli people because they don’t drink Big Gulps.”

Okay, he didn’t say that about the Jews, but I bet he was thinking it.

Michael will be safe because the Jews have THE DOME!

(Not to be compared with Christian Tea-party hating— Stephen King’s Dome)

By the way, Nobody Knows why WE don’t have a missile shield like Israel.  We helped develop Israel’s dome, and we helped pay for it, and yet, WE don’t get one?

And speaking of things WE DON”T GET…(Like a southern border)


It’s now being reported that most of the illegal’s coming in from South America already have illegal families here, and they are not running away from ‘drug lords’ and crime, and poverty, after all, they can get that here–they are just finally coming in to join their families who are already here.

And Nobody Knows why Stephen King made this very racist tweet about the whole situation:Stephen King

Revised Tea Party Gospel: “Suffer the little children come unto me. Unless they’re undocumented kids from Central America.”

Yes, Stephen hates tea-party Christians. We should fight racism. I suggest we march on Stephen King’s lawn with our angry dogs in tow, and bring as many illegal families as we can for him to feed. After all Mr. King, isn’t it about time you stop scaring us?

(Stephen hasn’t been quite right since he joined the rich and famous.)

And speaking of families…


Even though they deny it, the Obama have bought a house in California, where Obama can play golf every single day, like all the other retiring Presidents used to do.

The First Family is believed to be in escrow on a contemporary home in a gated community where entertainers Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby once maintained estates.

Over-the-top exterior features include a pool with a 20-foot waterfall, a rock lagoon, two spas, a misting system and a putting green with a sand trap.

obama house

Will they sell their house in Chicago? Or will they be like all the rich people they hang out with—- Have a house in every city?

Enquiring nobody minds want to know…Will Michelle do her own shopping? Will they allow me to program her shopping cart?

Can you imagine Michelle on Rodeo Drive and a shopping cart says to her,

“You must not buy that $35,000 purse. Give that money to your local Christian charity. Pick that $15.00 fake leather at Wal-Mart! ” GOOD CHOICE!”

And speaking of having a house in every city…( yes, we are still talking about the Obama’s and their now, 3 houses….)


If those illegals come to your small town, be SURE to tell them to pass you up, and go to New York.

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio signed into law a measure that creates a municipal identification card that can now be used by illegal immigrants to access government services, rent an apartment and open a bank account.

“Today we’re living up to our highest ideals, and today we’re saying that no one should be left out [of the Cloward-Piven looting spree],” said City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito, calling the signing of the bill into law an “historic” moment, the New York Daily News reported. Ms. Mark-Viverito, along with fellow council members Carlos Menchaca and Daniel Dromm — all Democrats — said the new ID card gives the city’s estimated 500,000 illegal immigrants the opportunity to open bank accounts and rent housing, and even take advantage of certain government services.

Nobody Knows, if BECAUSE of this last bit of “screw you America, you will work till you die to support illegal’s who will take your jobs” inspired someone to put a “I surrender” white flag on top of the Brooklyn Bridge—-but I’d buy that a frustrated American did that rather than some Muslim climbing up the poles, wouldn’t you? bridge

And that’s about it for this week…but I do have one last thing to say. The whole world is being kept in a massive dome of complete ignorance. It’s getting harder and harder to know whose lying and whose not. Nobody Thinks we will never know the truth, but that doesn’t mean we should put up with our country becoming Hispanic.

It’s time we break the glass dome and plant our American flag again…don’t you think?

Otherwise…THIS….will be our future. (Whatever you do, do NOT go there.)

 

 

 

July 23, 2014 Posted by | Obama, politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

A Nobody Won! Dave Brat is Now a Somebody.

Nobody Wins!

Sometimes, a Nobody Wins, and how SWEET it is!

And coming from me personally, it sure is nice to be able to post a win in the Nobody Wins category, because, more often than not, we don’t.

Dave Brat is refreshing to the point, speaks to the truth, has good ideas, and in the words of Mark Levine “A great American!”

Enjoy!

June 11, 2014 Posted by | politics | | 2 Comments

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