Joyanna Adams

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Jason Carter Grants Conferderate Flag Rights…IF Elected.

Nobody Flashes

You have to hand it to politicians: They want the family business to stay in the family. And they have all the connections and ‘bribes” and “favors” to get their kids and grandkids into office.

So what can a democrat, with a Ex-President grandfather who was very unpopular with conservatives, do to get the white vote in Georgia?

He’s going to stop banning the confederate flag. How magnanimous of him.

Think that will work? Will anybody dare ask the kid about Obamacare?

As for Chelsea Clinton, she’ll be running for office sooner than you think. And I don’t know about you, but I’m already sick of hearing about Chelsea’s baby. There is something so very un-American about treating the birth of a elite’s baby like the second coming of Christ.

I guess the Clinton’s just couldn’t stand the competition from Prince William, one second longer. One thing we do know, a Clinton baby is going to have a hard time competing with William’s and Kate’s child.

He’s a REAL fire quacker.


April 21, 2014 Posted by | democrats, politics, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Pat Caddell

Nobody’s Fool

I thought this was one of the most passionate and greatest speeches given at CPAC. Pat Caddell laid out the truth of the times, with great emotion and patriotism. I was cheering in my seat. He captured how most Americans, who are fed up with both parties, really feel, and he did it boldly and without holding back.

Thank goodness some nobody video taped it…

Congratulations Pat Caddell! You win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week!

March 12, 2014 Posted by | American History, politics | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows: Passports, GOP, U.N., Oligarths, McCain

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows where the heck that darn plane with 277 people is. But what we do now know, is that millions of passports are stolen every year, and MILLIONS of people are boarding on planes in countries all over the world, and not everyone is checking their underwear.



Nobody Knows why the GOP is seething with hatred of Snowden, from Krauthammer, to Karl Rove, to the whole FOX TV network…but at the GOP convention, the NSA unconstitutional surveillance of everything in our lives was the TOP concern.  Is it any wonder the old GOP has lost the youth vote to Obama?

Nobody Knows why Marco Rubio is the only one warning about the plans for the U.N to take over the internet and control it….and TAX it. How many more years of free internet do we have? Nobody Knows.

Nobody Knows why there will be only 3 companies controlling the banana industry.  Apple and Samsung are going to merge to control 1/3 of the market, and merging one big company with another has been going on since Bill Clinton. Google controls 67 percent of the market.  Our politicians LOVE monopolies. Oligarchs are controlling America…and yet, not one peep from anyone in Congress.  We ARE Russia— maybe we should just merge.

Nobody Knows why Paris is the number one tourist destination. Whatever happened to Disneyworld? I don’t know too many Americans going to Paris, do you?

Nobody Knows that last night I was listening to Coast to Coast when an earthquake hit northern California, Mexico, and West Virginia. And Nobody Knows why everyone ignored it today.

Nobody Knows why McConnell today said he was going to “crush the tea party.” in Virginia.  Does he realized he just sealed his fate?

Nobody Knows that WHY I hang pictures on every space of my office.  If I have to spend so much time in this one room, I might as well fill it with my favorite people.John McCain

Nobody Knows why John McCain wants to run again for the Senate again, but comrades…come on: Guess. If John McCain his Senate reelection, I’m filing for John McCain reparations, I have SUFFERED watching that man.

Nobody Knows that it’s not the forever evil man who is killing off lions…it’s other lions. They kill each other all the time, the babies…other males, even other females.  And yet…in the words of Dave Barry…

The United Nations does nothing, and just about everybody knows why.

March 10, 2014 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Fly Me to the Moon…..

Nobody’s Opinion

The world is slowly getting back to def-con something, and while you would think that Obama would be taking the dangers around the world seriously…you’d be wrong.

He’s partying like its 1999.Respect

I would never have known that Obama threw another big soul-sister party at the White House for himself last week, if somebody hadn’t of noticed that he couldn’t spell the word Respect at the party.

Obama had it down as rs-pect. In fact that’s all he does, peck and peck and peck, like a chicken.

He put that pecking talent of his in his 57 states. Maybe it was the smack from too many Diva’s trying to get some tax breaks at the party that made him flub up. And no doubt, several of the diva’s have relatives that need pardons. Maybe he had been smoking to much of that medicinal Columbia Gold.

(Obama has the French state dinner out in the tent, but he parties with his FRIENDS, inside. Notice? )

While the whole world watched as Putin made Obama and Kerry look like pimples on the butt of a Siberian Tiger last week—Obama was not interested.

Putin has taken over the Ukraine by force, so the Ukraine President is coming to the White House.

(Notice how leaders of countries love to leave when the going gets tough?)  When the going gets bad, the bad ALWAY leave town (Benghazi) and the buck stops—somewhere in the vicinity usually of the nearest conservative threat.

Too bad President Yatsenyuk missed the soul-sister party, but you can’t have it all.

“This is our land,” Yatsenyuk told a crowd gathered at the Kiev statue to Shevchenko. “Our fathers and grandfathers have spilled their blood for this land. And we won’t budge a single centimeter from Ukrainian land. Let Russia and its president know this.”

But excuse me, I have a plane to catch.

No doubt there will be civil war, and all we will do is give them some money.Tom Clancy

And speaking of money, the Secretary of Defense was in front of Congress today, telling them how he plans to cut the military: Housing subsidies for the men, cut: Food subsidies: cut…but don’t worry, the officers will still get raises. Hagel assured the Congress that we would have the finest military in the world…it’s, just not going to be very big.

Yes, I saw that on CPAN….

Turn the channel:(click) Netanyahu is telling the world, HEY! Guess what! Iran is developing nuclear weapons, and America, this scuds for you!

Turn the channel:(click) There’s Dick Cheney, who says,

America has no credibility with European allies following the Syrian crisis last year and will have trouble getting them to agree to sanctions against Russia as a result,”

Turn the channel:(dlick) Andrea Mitchell asks John McCain about military options;

 “I’d love to tell you that there is Andrea, but frankly I do not see it. I wish that there were. … I do not see a military option and it’s tragic.”

Turn the channel: (click) Jim Baker says:

The risks are “very substantial,” Baker said, of the situation turning into more than a “small new Cold War, which I think we are pretty much in right now. I look at this as a Cold War lite.”

Open up the Washington Post: Condi Rice:military Russia

This is not 1968, and Russia is not the Soviet Union. The Russians need foreign investment; oligarchs like traveling to Paris and London, and there are plenty of ill-gotten gains stored in bank accounts abroad; the syndicate that runs Russia cannot tolerate lower oil prices; neither can the Kremlin’s budget, which sustains subsidies toward constituencies that support Putin. Soon, North America’s bounty of oil and gas will swamp Moscow’s capacity. Authorizing the Keystone XL pipeline and championing natural gas exports would signal that we intend to do precisely that. And Europe should finally diversify its energy supply and develop pipelines that do not run through Russia.

(Right…that’s happening real soon Condi.)

Turn the channel back to  CSPAN: (click) Senator Cummings had to get on and give his hour long rant about what how MEAN that Darrell Issa was for not letting him talk on camera.

And speaking of Darrel Issa, (click) even FOX news was demanding his apology, which tells you what?

Turn the channel: (Click): On the other side of the world, a possible terrorist attack. A downed 777 (now 666) was probably blown up by (1) North Korea who likes to lob missiles into the air (2,) Real terrorist who boarded the plane and set off a bomb or  (3). Somebody who wanted to get the news off Putin making Obama look like a fool all over the world.

As I walked around the block tonight in the dark, enjoying the beautiful stars and moon, and trying to adjust to the daylight savings time, (certifiable proof that all politicians enjoy the art of torture and control)  I was thinking that somewhere in the south part of Florida, Obama, and no doubt a few heavy dozen of his best friends, are partying hardy, with 57 other agents, putting the locals out of their homes, streets and roads for the weekend.

And no doubt Tiger Woods will drop by for another Obama golf lesson,, and maybe bring some of those prostitutes he loves so much. Have you noticed that this whole vacation is a complete blackout?

Okay, Joyanna…turn off that TV!

So, I opened up my email: Great.

When Obama took out Gadhafi, he really didn’t let this get out:Congress cuts Vets

Gadhafi had hoarded Africa’s biggest known reserve of MANPADS, with his stock said to number between 15,000 and 20,000. Many of the missiles were stolen by militias fighting in Libya, including those backed by the U.S. their anti-Gadhafi efforts.

Last week, there were unverified claims some MANPADS went missing in Ukraine.

The MANPADS didn’t just move around. Thousands were looted when Gadhafi’s reserves were unprotected following the NATO campaign there in 2011.

What did I learn today? The Republicans are gearing up for war…and it was war weariness that help give us Obama. America is tired of dying in foreign countries where our boys come home maimed, and it’s all for nothing.


They all wanted us to go into Syria.  Sorry Dick Cheney, Sorry Jim Baker, Sorry, the American people rose up and in one voice said —Hell no, we won’t go. And we don’t want to save the Ukraine. We have our own dictator right here at home to deal with.

The truth is that neither party has kept us safe. 9.11 happened on Bush’s watch.  It should never have happened, and if we are attacked again, it’s a pox on both houses.

You know what? I listened to the news all day long…I’m clicking and clicking…

Right now, you could fly me to the moon.


March 9, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows: Gays, Immigrants, Holder, Pizza…

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows if Obama and John Boehner solved how to pass amnesty this morning at the White House, but what Alex Sink, a democrat running to represent Florida, showed in her almost blatantly funny statement, is that most democrats are just worried about WHO is going to landscape their mansions. It’s a concern.

 “We need to bring these people out of the shadows so that they’re paying into social security, paying into Medicare, they’re paying federal income taxes,” she said. “So they’re not security issues, but they have to earn their way, but we need immigration reform.”

Nobody Knows, but nobody can guess that if the immigrants stopped coming, Americans would be doing those jobs…and wages would, just by free market demand, have to go up. And that’s what the big companies don’t want now do they?

Nobody Knows, but– we are finding out, Obamacare demands that all calories of food must now be listed by restaurants. So, is Obama going to excuse all the pizza delivery places from spending the money and listing the calories on their pizza boxes until AFTER the 2014 elections to save his butt? No doubt, he will. And nobody knows if listing calories is going to keep anybody from getting extra cheese.Pizza

Nobody Knows that the Supreme Court has ruled that the police can gather DNA from anyone whenever they want. And nobody is pretty certain they already have most everyone’s. Anyone born in America has their blood taken right after birth, illegal or not.

Nobody Knows why Chuck Hagel, our Secretary of Defense, is taking our military back to pre-WWII levels when he says we are in more danger now than we have ever been.

Oh, that makes sense.

Hagel stressed that such changes entail risk. He said—

“We are entering an era where American dominance on the seas, in the skies and in space can no longer be taken for granted.”

So therefore, we can’t win, so we should just retreat. Nobody Knows why the democrats hate the military, but they do. Bill Clinton did such a fine job of downsizing our military it took George W. Bush almost 9 months to build it back up enough to attack Iraq. Going to the U.N. was just a stall. (That’s my opinion)

And while the veterans get small pay raises, Congress and their government lackeys ALWAYS get a raise.Chuck Hagel look

Nobody Knows where Hagel is going to ‘store’ all our unused military hardware, sell it to China?

Nobody Knows just when Russell Crowe is going to find out…he’s not really Noah. Crowe as Noah

Nobody Knows that I actually heard reported today on the radio that “hate groups’ have gone down in the last year. ‘Hate groups” being those white conservative radicals who were all in a hussy about Obama trying to take their guns away. Right. You cannot not hate anyone who tries to deprive you of your rights.

Nobody Knows when anyone who hates anything, will be arrested.  (First they came for the Jews…and I said nothing….)

Nobody Knows how Eric Holder can tell the state attorney generals to just ignore the laws in their state and go ahead and sanction gay marriage and rights, and then have the audacity to say our founders had gays in mind when they wrote our founding documents.Holder cartoon

Nobody Knows how John McCain got to be a Senator from Arizona. Somebody enlightened me.

Nobody Knows why some people are night people and some people are day people, a subject that I can’t seem to find an answer to. SCN?

And Nobody Knows why the heck we are talking about “gay rights” all day long and into the sunset when America has MUCH bigger problems…like a  Marxist President who is completely gone off the rails and plans to destroy the country beyond all recognition. Tell me, what’s more important than that?

Nobody knows how Congress became so corrupted that nobody will impeach him.

And Nobody knows that unlike Jane Fonda, I noticed butterflies, polar bears, kittens, pregnant women, baby elephants and all the beauty all around this planet when I was about…four.

What took her so long?Lavendare filed france

February 25, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, American History, politics, progressives, Secretary of Defense, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows Where Freedom Went…

Nobody KnowsObama papers

Nobody Knows where Obama is going to get the money for his latest “Hey, I’ll buy your vote, because I can!” idea. He wants to give every child that is born in America, $500 to put in a government savings account.  Hispanic women have the lead in that area: 4 to 1. Nobody Knows just how much that will cost if Obama decides to give amnesty all by his lonesome pen, but he figures since he is losing his base, he has to give the Hispanics a free-be. Add that to the $17 trillion.

Nobody Knows, that since 2009, we have been giving millions of dollars to Mexican prostitutes, (men) to study AIDS…it is suppose to end this year. Nobody Knows just why our taxpayers should be paying so much to gay prostitutes in Mexico, but we can only guess that Obama thinks it’s very important. This is about keeping the Mexican prostitutes from disease….remember that on tax day, and also remember that Obama really FEELS the male prostitutes Mexico.

If I was a male prostitute here, I’d write my Congressman. Remember, it was in Mexico that the FBI got caught hanging out with…prostitutes…when Obama was there.

Nobody Knows that Bill Clinton once pardoned an ex Congressmen from jail, but he’s back in it again tonight: Former Illinois Democratic Rep. Mel Reynolds was arrested Monday in Zimbabwe for making pornographic films in hotels where he had accumulated $24,500 in unpaid bills, and had overstayed his visa by two months. Mel is good friends with Jesse Jackson, and so Nobody Knows why Obama has not pardoned Jesse’s son, yet.  Where’s Bill when you need him?Mel Reynolds

Nobody Knows why Obama has decided to start demanding EPA get onto fixing the omissions on trucks, but if you think your bacon is high now…just wait…

Nobody Knows why Obama is always absent, when freedom calls. The good people in Kiev are giving up their very lives because they don’t want to be ruled by Russia..ever again. And in shame, Obama and the EU don’t even want to take sides.  It’s too shameful to even witness. Reagan would have made a strong statement, but then again, Reagan fought for freedom. Obama’s idea of freedom is how much freedom he has to rule everyone’s lives.

(God be with the good people of Kiev who fight for freedom.) Kiev

Nobody Knows, that my most favorite quote yesterday was from a man who was Johnny Carson’s top joke writer. He had this to say about Jay Leno, and the other comics on late night TV:

His competitors haven’t exactly hammered President Barack Obama, hardly a smidgen. The paucity of Obama jokes is the dog that didn’t bark. Like their news anchor counterparts, our hosts go gentle into that late night, despite the target-rich environment of this administration. With his pen and phone, our selfie-absorbed president is one whacked uncle away from appointing himself Supreme Leader.

Somebody—PLEASE—- whack that uncle.

February 18, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Seahawks 43, Broncos 8——Obama 43, O’Reilly 8

Nobody’s Opinion

We all know who won the Superbowl game…it was a blowout. But…who won points on the Bill O’Reilly interview? Let’s review it, point by point:

1. Obamacare: Bill starts the kickoff with the question of WHEN did Obama know about the terrible problems with the Obamacare rollout? Obama came back with he knew there would be ‘glitches’ because he’s such a savvy tech guy of course, and then said nobody anticipated the problems, but they fixed it in just three months, and now it works fine, and 3 million people have signed up.

SCORE:  First down. Bill got slammed to the ground the 10 yard line on that one.

It’s NOT fixed. Not only are people STILL having trouble getting on, and the site is as insecure as Target at Christmas, the costs will be enormous. It’s destroying jobs, but Obama makes it sound like they just had a small problem. And since Obama had 3 years to ‘get it right,’  a good reporter would have asked about the jobs being lost, why they made the 30 hour a week penalty, and if Obama is hoping, like he once expressed on video,  that he should go to a one payer system. but he didn’t. Obama scores 10 points.

2. Fire Sebeluis: Bill gets the ball…make a long pass…wants to know why he as a taxpayer has to pay for Sibelius salary since she was the cause of the fault of Obamcare. Obama flashes a big smile, intercepts the ball, and switches the subject to what his job is in the future, avoiding even talking about her, and says he just wants to concentrate on making Obamacare works.

SCORE: Second Down: Obama now has the ball. Obama scores another 13 points.

Bill should have asked why his administration is so incompetent and can we continue to expect such incompetence for the rest of his term? He didn’t.

3. Obama’s Biggest Mistake: Bill comes back with a harder play: Did Obama think his biggest mistake was telling everyone they could keep their doctor? Obama zigzags over that question like pro. “You have a long list of my mistakes–” he tells O’Reilly, and goes on the attack. “It’s in the past.” he says. And THEN makes sure he reminds Bill that he once said that Obama —” looks pretty good” ! Yes…Obama reminds Bill that he once said Obama was doing good.

SCORE: O’Reilly is losing by this time. He is so caught off guard by Obama’s slipping out of every question…he’s not sure where to go. Obama knew that nobody was gong to be able to keep their doctor. It’s been proven that he knew. He just lied about it, and then lied again about it to Bill O’Reilly.

Score another 10 points for Obama

4. Benghazi:  You have to admire the spirit of Bill O’Reilly. It’s becoming obvious that he had to submit the questions he was going to ask Obama before Obama would even do this interview, therefore Obama was prepared to dance around every question: But Bill does NOT give up. He remarks that a General testified that Leon Pannetta KNEW Benghazi  was a terrorist attack within minutes, and wants to know IF he told Obama. But, Obama got his game. He says that there was a mix of people  there that night, and nobody knew what was going on: Clowns, probably midget, maybe a few terrorist,  but come on…it was some kind of attack, and he admitted that the next day Bill. Fox News does nothing but tell lies and deceptions, and basically doesn’t know facts of any kind…insinuates Obama.

SCORE: Wow. Bill can’t get pass the 50 years line. What he should have asked was WHY did Obama, Susan Rice, and Hillary Clinton swear for three whole weeks that it was just a bunch of people out walking who were upset by a video?  And when Obama starting explaining that nobody knows that places are dangerous, Bill should have said, “Obviously YOU didn’t know, or YOU would have protected them…so how can other people know, when you don’t?”

Obama blamed Fox news, and scored another 10 points.

5. IRS: Bill then asks about the IRS. No time in history did the head of the IRS visit the White House 157 times. He was trying to get the President to admit that the White House was involved in going after his conservative enemies. Obama said there was not a smidgen of corruption in the IRS. But, bonehead decisions are allowed. Oh…and he doesn’t recall every meeting with that IRS agent. Of course he doesn’t.

SCORE: Bill should have asked: So you’re saying you don’t watch anything that happens in the White House? You never know about anything that happens…ever? How can you be President and not know anything? But he didn’t.

6. Fundamentally Change America : Bill reads a question from a reader. It’s the longest pass of the night. And the question stands alone –as a touchdown. Bill asks the question why does Obama fundamentally want to change America? After all…Obama said it. Then Obama goes into his next “We need to get jobs, work hard…” speech.

SCORE: Even though Obama dodged the question, the question alone was great:

O’Reilly scores 8 points.

And in the end, Bill conceded victory to Obama by saying, “I think your heart is in the right place.”

Joe Wilson, he is not. It takes more than just talent and practice to win a football game: it takes courage. And it takes even MORE courage to go up against a corrupt leader as powerful as President Obama and call him on his lies.

All I can say about Bill is: “I think his heart was in the right place.”

GAME: Obama

February 2, 2014 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Gov. Scott Walker

Nobody’s Fool

Last week, Rush Limbaugh was really excited…and he it seems was the only one…BUT…Scott Walker had great news. Not only had he managed to fight the big unions in Wisconsin, but he took a blue state on the way to being Detroit, turned it around, and put so much money in the State Budget he plans to give it BACK to the people.

PROOF…that with the right leaders, America can come back!

So, congratulations to Governor Scott Walker! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.

And —-If Jeb Bush runs for President: Go ahead and jump into the race Scott…we need fresh blood.

(This has been a word from our Sponcer)

January 30, 2014 Posted by | conservatives, politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Blame it on the Godfather….

Nobody Wonders

—Why FOX news downplayed this obvious overreacting of a Republican Congressman threatening to end the life of a reporter, but they did. CNN didn’t though—all they talked about today was the ice traffic jam in Georgia, and this incident. Right after it happened, he said this:

“I was extremely annoyed because I was doing NY1 a favor by rushing to do their interview first in lieu of several other requests. The reporter knew that I was in a hurry and was only there to comment on the State of the Union, but insisted on taking a disrespectful and cheap shot at the end of the interview, because I did not have time to speak off-topic. I verbally took the reporter to task and told him off, because I expect a certain level of professionalism and respect, especially when I go out of my way to do that reporter a favor. I doubt that I am the first Member of Congress to tell off a reporter, and I am sure I won’t be the last,” read the statement.

Nobody Wonders if this is the new norm: our elected power-inflated officials just have an overwhelming desire to pick up reporters and throw them off tall buildings and watch them splat.

Good thing there was a camera there.

This clearly was New York Union thug-like behavior towards a reporter. But then again, Obama had Larry Connors, a well established newsman here in St. Louis, fired after he interviewed Obama and later said that he was audited.

I’m so glad he didn’t have him thrown him off a 4-story building.

January 29, 2014 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Daniel Hannan–Forever More

Nobody’s Fool

It’s been a while since I touched on probably my most favorite politician in the whole wide world: Daniel Hannan. (thanks to amforatas for putting me on to him.)

If only the world was filled with more of these men, earth would be a better place. In this speech, he delivers a uplifting  speech for England to be its own country again.

Watch in awe— this man of intelligent perfection: And enjoy.

If England was smart, they’d make this man Prime Minister.

January 23, 2014 Posted by | politics | , | 3 Comments

Two Political Peas in a Pod

Nobody Cares

Men are always complaining that women are just a mystery, and this woman has got me baffled.  Barbara Bush, does not want her son Jeb, who she insists IS the most qualified person in the world to be the next President to run, to NOT run because she agrees with the rest of us? That it’s time we end the dynasties?


Jeb of course tweeted the next day: “What Day is Mother’s Day this year?”

Mmmmm….how do we interpret this? First: All the men in the family have come out and endorsed Jeb to run, but not mom. You have to ask yourself…what is the biggest thing going against Jeb Bush running as President? I bet if you took a poll (and you can bet you’re grandmother’s social security card that she keeps in a box on her dresser) that the Bush’s have done extensive polls on this matter, you would find that very few people in America think we should have 3 presidents in our lifetime from the same family. Therefore, this is not the first, or the last time you will hear mom saying this: Don’t fool yourself, Jeb will be running and this is a psychological ploy to have mom help by saying she knows the problem, and she agrees with us all. She feels OUR concern.

Notice also, she mentions her family are all ‘public servants’. Give me a break. The ‘public servant’ business has served the Bush family very well. Notice how she mentions the Bush women as being the servants of the poor and global health. There’s the upcoming ‘women’s’ issue. Women are strong in the Bush family. Strong public servants like the men. You could go farther and pay attention to the “governors” she thinks might run (Christie wish?)

Why doesn’t she want him to run? Because it will be just so rough on the poor kid. He will have all those enemies. (I can see why Laura Bush and Barbara don’t get along.) Politicians don’t let ‘mom’ go on C-Span to do this sort of stuff unless it’s going to benefit them. And this is not the first time Barbara has said this. Barbara is campaigning for Jeb, pure and simple. And she is setting the conversation for everyone to come out and say, “Hey Jeb! Forget your mother…run!”  It’s to set up the “mom is mean to you Jeb, of course you should run!” scenario.

And then there’s Michelle turning 50. The media let us all believe that she was going to party her birthday away in Hawaii, but now we find out that, no…she’s having a party at the White House and the Obama’s will NOT be putting out their own money to feed everyone. So, that means, hip-hop, big Stevie Wonder party time, lots of drinking, and campaigning for the Obama’s nest egg Mansion in Hawaii. I’m wondering if they are going to let the press in, or if they will just pick and choose what pictures they will let the public see?

As they have picked and chosen this lovely picture. Michelle 50

Michelle now has her AARP card, and well she should. AARP helped push Obamacare through.

As IF she is going to use it.

Two political women from two different parties: Two sneaky political peas in a pod.

We are ALL being manipulated.

January 17, 2014 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Can We Have a Promise Zone Where Politicians Can Promise to Go Away?

Nobody Rants on a Saturday

I have been really out of it since last Monday, it seems I caught the usual “flu” of the season, and I can tell you the exact moment…I was coming out of the bathroom at my local Wal-Mart, the one that I HATE to shop at but have to due to “lack of competition.”  They are the only place that sells certain items…anyway, I had washed my hands, put on anti-bacterial hand lotion, stepped out into the store, and then I heard it: the deadly cough…from a kid. Right there in front of me.Promise Zone Map

“Oh boy, I’m doomed.” I thought, and sure enough —while going out to pick up the mail in minus 3 below zero a few days later, it didn’t take long for the sore throat to start. And what they are saying is right: the new bugs are oblivious to everything: It didn’t matter what I took from my medicine cabinet, nothing worked.  The only thing that worked was daily trips trapped in a steam filled bathroom, thanking god that I had hot water…

And speaking of hot water, I don’t think I ever remember a town’s water supply being contaminated so badly that 300,000 people are told not to touch it, do you? Can you imagine not being able to wash your face, your hair, your teeth, or cook as the poor people of West Virginia? And yet, have you noticed, whole towns can be wiped off the map by tornadoes or floods, or spilled chemical disasters, and what does the media repeat over and over and over?

The latest political scandal…whatever it is. As if, politics are the most important thing in the country. And last week it was Chris Christie’s email.  It’s no secret that Chris Christie wants the Republican nomination. He showed that at the last Republican convention down in Florida, when he gave a big speech about himself instead of Mitt Romney. As I remember, he even looked very pissed at Romney that night, probably for not picking him to be his VP. And so everyone remembers Christie gawking over Obama right before the elections, and his obsequious behavior to Obama after that hurt Romney really bad. He knew it, and really didn’t care.Chris Christie

He is vindictive…no doubt about it. He’s as ruthless as they come.  I don’t buy this “big heart” he puts on. Bill Clinton was good at that too.

Beware of puppy dog faces.

Nevertheless, Hillary is such a weak candidate, and Chris is about as big as a liberal as she is…they have to get rid of him early. Watch for some more nasty attacks on the big “bully”. Christie’s apology speech was much too long, and that was a stupid political move on his part, but so typical of egotistical politicians..

And speaking of egotistical politicians, since I was in bed last week, I even watched the Obama “promise Zones” speech, and I got something very different from everybody else. What I heard is that Obama is giving money to poor Hispanics and future democratic voters in economic zones (he left out Detroit…why?) where big corporations will be needing future workers, and he is going to make sure kids get government care from birth if necessary.  The Promise Zone is early childhood state nanny help. That’s what I heard. Just more of the agenda that Hillary wanted on the plate since she stated it in “It Takes a Village.” Hillary stated in that book that she thinks the state can take care of the babies in the first year.

Don’t believe me? Read it.

And there he was, stating that we are in a recovery.  Amazing.Promise Zone Speech

Just his week in St. Louis, the last Macy’s North of St. Louis closed down.  Eight thousand jobs were lost. The mall it was attached to died in 2009, so it’s a wonder it held on that long. For every ‘job’ created, five are lost.

By the way, did ANYBODY hear how great the retail sales were during Christmas?

I never did.

What kind of idiots base their GDP on how much people spend?

Anyway, the good news is, I did not cough ONCE while typing this! The old cantankerous woman is coming back!

If I seem a little scattered in the next few days, blame it on the Nyquil that isn’t working.

Any home remedies on “how to kick the flu in less than 3 days” would be really appreciated. (It’s now been 6 days, I’m ready.)


January 11, 2014 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

A Few Last 2013 Thoughts….

Nobody Reports…

A few more thoughts on New Year’s Eve…basically, this is what’s coming to America.

And here’s more from Thomas Sowell….

What ObamaCare has done, thanks to Chief Justice Roberts’ Supreme Court decision, is reduce us all from free citizens to cowed subjects, whom the federal government can order around in our own personal lives, in defiance of the 10th Amendment and all the other protections of our freedom in the Constitution of the United States.

ObamaCare is more than a medical problem, though there are predictable medical problems — and even catastrophes — that will unfold in the course of 2014 and beyond. Our betters have now been empowered to run our lives, with whatever combination of arrogance and incompetence they may have, or however much they lie.

This means that Republicans have to decide whether their top priority is internal strife among the different wings of the party — another circular firing squad — or whether either wing puts the country first.

And last but certainly not least…thoughts from the past, still relevant today…

Mark Twain

December 31, 2013 Posted by | Obamacare, politics, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

The Most Memorable— “Stick Foot in Mouth” —Quotes of 2013

Nobody’s Perfect

Some people just put their foot in their mouths every other day. And some people actually THINK before they speak. I’ve done more of the former than the latter. For instance, once after I had played and sang at a funeral for a friend who had lost his mother… Jesse (that actually was his name) went out of his way to thank me sincerely for making the day so special: And I said in my most sincerest voice—”I’d be happy to sing at any future family funerals Jesse.”foot in mouth

What I MEANT was: Anytime you need me, to do it again, just call, but whoa…he took it to mean, I couldn’t wait for his whole family to drop dead. Not what I was trying to say that…but to this day, I don’t trust myself when I speak…my brain goes faster than my mouth, and I’m totally bored with whatever I was thinking, on to the next thought I go, and my mind is usually on another subject by the time I get to the second word. Which means, I’m not paying a bit of attention to what I’m saying.

(Anybody else have that problem?) We’ve all been there. And THIS year, the media has published the most famous quotes of the year, many of us would like to forget, including the people who said them. Listed below are the “not so perfect” and then a few gems. My Nobody’s Perfect column fits perfectly with the last day of the year. Imperfection is at least one thing that we truly do, all have in common.

The Not So Perfect Quotes of 2013.

“My father had a ranch. We used to hire 50 to 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes.”Alaska Republican congressman Don Young

I missed that one. I think it would be a good name for a football team. Wetbacks. Maybe the Indians would feel better about the Redskins.

“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But … am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors.”…Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.Rob Ford

Nobody bothered to ask Rob how MANY drunken stupors Bob has had. But then again, it’s Canada, where everybody is drunk most of the time because the beer tastes better there.  He’s perfect for them.

I can give assurances to the public’s in Europe and around the world that we’re not going around snooping at people’s emails or listening to their phone calls.”President Barack Obama

B.S. —Before Snowden

“Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” Joe Biden

This proves that Dick Cheney could break into Joe’s house, no problem.Joe Biden shoots

“There is overwhelming evidence that the Tea Party is the home of bigotry and discrimination in America today, just as the KKK was for an earlier generation. If the hood fits, wear it.”U.S. Representative Alan Grayson (D-Florida)

I have a hood?

“I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little.” New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

The most intelligent thing ever uttered by a New York Mayor.

“If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.”President Barack Obama

He didn’t really say that. What his mind was thinking is: You can’t keep your plan, I am getting rid of it, it’s just that my mouth wasn’t listening to my thoughts…

“embrace the suck.”

Nancy Pelosi telling the world, that we are going to be sucked dry of everything. And she sucks. Good to know.

“I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line.”- President Barack Obama

And then, it crossed it again and again, amazingly not disturbing the many flights of Air Force One.  Maybe he got confused. Obama has crossed too many red lines to count. In fact, I think he could be color blind, and everything is black and white. There IS no red.

“I am sorry that they are finding themselves in this situation, based on assurances they got from me”- President Barack Obama

No he’s not.

“What difference, at this point, does it make?”- Hillary Clinton

The difference it makes, is you want to be President.

“Not everyone is going to be able to be a combat soldier, but everyone is entitled to a chance” Leon Panetta

Hey, I’m a woman….can I try out for the New York Yankees? I understand I won’t even have to warm up!

“If you’re not getting a call from a terrorist organization, you’ve got nothing to worry about.” Lindsey GrahamRino Graham

I get calls from the government all the time: I’m worried.

“The era of the lawn in the West is over.”  Paul Robbins, director of the Nelson Institute of Environmental Studies. at the University of Wisconsin.

Congress is exempt from this one too. All Congressmen and women’s lawns WILL be watered. Daily.

“Hold the burgers, hold the fries, make our wages supersize.!” NY city fast food workers.

Well, then go do what the CEO’s do…demand your salary be paid to you in corporate stock, and leave my dollar menu food strkers

“I was Hannah Montana’s mother…Where did I go wrong?” Brooke Shields

Where every mother goes wrong: It’s all about the hair. Did you tell her the cut was all wrong for her?

The Perfect Quotes:

“I don’t want to live in a world where everything that I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity or love or friendship is recorded.” —-Edward Snowden.

I don’t either Edward…thanks.Edward Snowden

“Twenty years from now, if there is some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.”— Ted Cruz.

And thanks to you, I WILL remain the King of the Trivia Pursuit in my family: Green eggs and ham.

“Some of us feel like we are in a circular firing squad.”—– GOF P Virginia, Shelley Moore Capitol

The shutdown insanity….where local people survived but GOP representatives. Got shot with Obama bullets of blame for something he caused. Welcome to our world Ms. Moore.

“It does give you a perspective on humanity…they just came in, they helped, and they left.” —Boulder resident Kim Schuler after the epic flooding in Colorado.

Boulder resident find out white (probably republicans) humans are actually kind and good, and are great to have around in a crisis. Who knew?

 “Obamacare is really the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. It is slavery, in a way.”— Neurosurgeon Ben Carson

Dear Ben: Please run for President. Congress is in dire need of a major brain surgeon. Ben Carson

“So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, ‘The good outnumber you, and we always will,’” wrote comedian Patton Oswalt on Facebook after the Boston bombing.

Taken without political correctness…one of the best quotes of the year.

“The Fed manages what has become the biggest transfer program to the rich, channeling cheap credit to the government and big business. It comes at the expense of small businesses where most fit entry-level jobs are created. The fed has gained colossal new discretionary powers to micromanage the whole financial system. The Fed gives it whatever money it wants. It comes under no congressional control.. This is all blatantly unconstitutional but that matters less and less these days.” —Steve Forbes

Steve Forbes: A rich man we can trust. See? There are good rich men! Rejoice! Obama is making sure you don’t see them. But..they ARE out there. We’re not finished yet.Steve Forbes

Nobody Notes: I really hope everyone has a safe and Happy New Year’s celebration!

My advice: Don’t drink and talk. You might end up here next year.

UPDATE: WAIT…let’s add one more favorite quote:

                  “Just remember, the harder they squeeze, the more we’ll slip through their fingers.” snopercod

December 30, 2013 Posted by | American History, humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments


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