We live in a world bombarded by headlines, and it’s getting unreal. I read so many headline during the day, I have to deheadline myself with a bottle of vodka and two donuts, and …
(just kidding,..I usually just eat ONE doughnut and skip the vodka.)
But, the very first thing I do each day is hop on my computer and read the daily headlines, and NOBODY does headlines better than the Drudge Report.
Since I have NOT been paying attention to headlines today due to the important task of trying to find gutter covers for my gutters…I’ve grabbed today’s headlines ….VIA THE DRUDGE REPORT: (With my usual nobody comments)
HEADLINE: Washington and Moscow can’t agree on definition of ‘terrorist’….
This is news? The Obama administration’s idea of a terrorist is an American who is suspicious of their government, owns a gun, loves the American flag and its history, longs for the days when Miley Cyrus wasn’t naked, and does not want to pay any more taxes. No wonder Putin’s confused. Also, Obama says ISIL– Putin says “Anybody who is trying to overthrow Assad” is a terrorist.
It’s hard to kill a terrorist if you can’t decide who they are.
Obama gets many things confused: like the differences between Islam and Christianity, what the office of the Presidency is legally allowed to do, the difference between ISIL and ISIS, and what plane to take to the golf course to that day. And following THAT headline was..
HEADLINE: Paper: Putin sees Obama’s coolness as weakness.
So do we. We also see his coolness as typical East St. Louis/South Side Chicago, ghetto BS.
This means of course, that the people who elected Obama, are really sorry now, and Sanders it attacking what Obama said he was going to attack, but doesn’t: The rich. In fact, all he does is hang out with them. Those mean and evil rich people. Bernie is for giving EVERYBODY free everything, (Obama only gave out cell phones) which means higher taxes, and basically the collapse of the United States. (okay, so it will just bring it on faster) Bernie…I hate to tell you, but you aren’t going to hurt the very rich. Not now. Not ever. It makes for a great speech though…Keep it up!
HEADLINE: CBS News: Biden Could Decide Presidential Run in Next Week.
He wants to make sure everybody in the country has had a chance to read the news that Hilly has a brain tumor first. Anyway, it’s much more exciting to just keep everybody waiting. No doubt he’ll wait until Christmas and announce it as a gift to his dead son, because Jesus would want it that way.
HEADLINE: HILLARY: LIVE FROM NEW YORK
New York can keep her. She’s might as well be dead, with Bernie’s numbers.
Let them. Monsanto will stick it in their beer. Our great leaders want to make SURE we know how many calories on in our Big Mac, but not the fact that the new organic food you are paying more for, is also…genetically altered by GM. As far as WE know…GM has genetically altered the very clouds above our heads. But then again, I don’t think the EU is going to be around too much longer to even worry about GM any more. They have bigger problems…like how to NOT spill a beer on a Burka.
HEADLINE: Gay former student of Pope Francis’ speaks out
Gay man was surprised that the Pope met with Kim Davis, “It’s just not like him.”
Nobody agrees. This was an act that a REAL Pope would do. The Pope obviously got took a wrong turn in his Pope Mobil. He should have Googled directions.
Have the people stop being obese from soda? NO! So, maybe it’s not the soda that’s making them fat. If we all stopped drinking soda, why are we all still fat? Are we to feel sorry for the soda companies?
If you do, slap yourself. Now Coke and Pepsi sell water….at a higher price. And Monster energy drinks—- Which are probably even worse for you. But..it just goes to show you what happens when you “TAX” food. Just wait till they start taxing your water. Wait…they already do! Okay, wait till they start taxing your fat on your body–and by the way, would you rather pay higher taxes on the fat on your body, or pay triple your heating bill for the rest of your life? Slap yourself again! Soon, you won’t have a choice.
HEADLINE: Immigration To Add 7 People for Every Net U.S. Birth
I saw proof of this today in my local K-Mart. SEVEN little Mexican kids, were playing in the toy isle, and they ALL had the latest and newest Halloween costumes on. Did mom just try them on for size in the store? I had princesses and fairies dancing around me before I even GOT to the Christmas trees. Yes, Bush is right. These people can pop out the babies, and bring the rest in from down under. You want people? No problemo. They are coming….
HEADLINE: Germany faces logistical nightmare as refugee inflows hit record.
Transferring millions across Germany, to each little town takes time, and the Muslims are NOT happy:
“The authorities tell me to sleep and eat. I say ‘give me a job’!” said Afghan-born Mohammad, 24, who grew up in Iran and later moved to Greece. “Everyday I sleep and eat and I don’t like it. I didn’t come here for the food – I have better food in my own country.”
HEADLINE: CNN Turns Mixed Race Oregon Shooter into a White Man
Right. And he hated blacks too. So..why did he go out and kill a bunch of white people who were Christians again? And why does CNN get to alter a man’s skin color?
HEADLINE: Google excited about its new driverless Cars of the Future
Okay, that last one was mine. 60 Minutes had a segment on tonight that showed what Google hopes to be the future of our transportation: Driverless cars.
HEADLINE: 16 Million Cars crash Tuesday, due to anonymous digital hacker…6 million dead.
Why doesn’t Google work on fixing our infrastructure from an EMP attack instead? After all, one missile over our country would put Google out of business for ten years.
That’s a headline we wouldn’t even get to see. Nobody Thinks those young Google Executives are drinking too much…Soda.
Nobody hopes they go back to just drinking beer…from Germany.
Like…How did the Pope go on such long rides without having to pee?
Can 200 million Muslims fit into a Prius?
Now that Mars has water, can we open up Guantanamo there, and give Obama the chance to once again let our enemies take a very expensive American asset over to use as his own Club Med for U.S. prisoners?
Will Obama give Castro $1.7 trillion dollars in reparations for the cruel and inhuman treatment by the U.S.A?
Why didn’t Putin take off his shirt in front of the U.N. audience? Or…did he just take it off in front of Obama?
Can we get Trey Gowdy into the Presidential race…is it too late?
Is the GOP National Committee Chair Reince Priebus going to change ALL the primary rules so that the only state that will vote for Jeb, Puerto Rico, will be allowed to kick everything off, by taking over Iowa’s job?
When Raul Castro met with Bill Clinton in New York, did they discuss the possible exchange of Monica for a boatload of life-time Cuban cigars for Bill?
Will we see Obama’s economic plans for the Middle East, and his jobs programs for jihadist before the next election?
Since the United States has allowed 2500 men who went overseas to train with ISIS, come BACK into the country, can we now dismantled the NSA, since clearly, it doesn’t work?
If Rubio can call Trump a “freak show” And Glenn Beck can call Sarah Palin a “clown”…can we now assume that Rubio and Beck had pretty sad childhoods?
Will Hillary’s new grandchild learn to say “Vote for Hillary!” right before her nomination as the democratic pick for President? Will she learn to walk on water before the Presidential election?
Does Newt Gingrich REALLY want his old job back?
Is Rand Paul just jealous of Ted Cruz? Is that why he is always picking on him?
Will they ever put cocaine back in Coke?
Can the Middle States of America just LEAVE the union, and bring back the Constitution, and let California and New York join Puerto Rico as satellite states?
Since Donald Trump boycotted Fox News, nobody has been watching Donald Trump, but then again, nobody is seeing Donald Trump either. Is this a checkmate?
AND—will Ben Carson sneak up on them all while this is going on?
Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Obama’s brain? Is that possible?
Will someone PLEASE outlaw flies? If we must have all these laws, why not a sensible one? (There is one flying in front of my screen right now.)
When Iran attacks Israel, will John Kerry finally get the Noble Peace Prize that he has been working for?
Is Trump really right about Carly Fiona? She is just another corporate Rino?
Are you, like me, worried more about what you don’t see on the news than what you do see?
Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Hillary’s brain?
Would YOU put a chip in your head so that you could find your car keys?
Could it be possible that there are WAY too many Monopoly versions on the market? Does every football caught on the field have to feel like the Pope just blessed a baby?
Can I stop now?
Lots of unknown stuff this week, let’s get to it:
Why Hillary thinks that the American people think what she did with her emails was just a ‘simple’ mistake. I don’t know about you, but when she says “I’m trying to be as transparent as I possibly can.” You WANT to yell..“Yeah, that’s why you had your whole server DESTROYED, you crook!!”
“I do think I could have and should have done a better job answering questions earlier. I really didn’t perhaps appreciate the need to do that,” the democratic presidential candidate told Muir in an exclusive interview in New York City. “What I had done was allowed, it was above board. But in retrospect, as I look back at it now, even though it was allowed, I should have used two accounts. One for personal, one for work-related emails. That was a mistake. I’m sorry about that. I take responsibility.”
She does? When? What? Just because you say it was ‘above the board’ every law in the land but yours is obsolete? Can we gag anymore on Hillary’s lies? There should be someone on the side of this throwing up.
The verdict: Guilty. The Hillary strategy: Wear as many brightly colored pants suits as you can possibly fit into and HOPE that the sheer color of your outfit will dazzle them all, and they won’t care what you say. That’s the only thing Hillary has left in this race: Her designer Mao pantsuits, which by the way, did NOT show up at Bill Clinton’s 69th birthday party.
Nobody Thinks that’s pretty strange…is Bill Clinton the REAL Judas here? Nobody Knows, but it’s not like he’s running all over trying to help her out of her hole, is he now? And speaking of holes…
How would you like to have the Air Force drop bombs on your property, just to annoy you? It seems, the government wants some private property that’s near area 51, and the private owners do NOT want to sell:
The Sheahan family say they have suffered “abuses and atrocities” from their clandestine neighbors. They claim the Air Force has dropped bombs, erected security checkpoints on their own land and strafed their property ever since the Groom Lake Air Force facility first became operational. Now to make matters worse, the Air Force has issued an ultimatum – take a $5.2 million buyout for the Sheahan land – a whopping 400 acres – or they’ll have it legally condemned, citing “increasing national security demands,” and seize it.
Hey. I’d say take the money and buy a condo next to Bill Clinton’s retreat in the Bahamas. Then whenever Bill is there having a party, you have one too, and buy some outdoor JBL speakers, and play old tapes of the Waco disaster, and 9/11 disaster round the clock, back to back. Throw in some old reruns of his impeachment. In fact, there are a lot of things you could do with a few million…I’m thinking the Supreme Court! Start your own radio station and really drive them nuts! Okay…you must admit, dropping bombs is going a bit too far…
And speaking of dropping bombs…
It seems John Kerry is afraid of just that…
“I cannot see a president willfully taking the United Nations, five other nations who supported us in this negotiation and saying, ‘Sorry, we’re just going to walk away from this and create a more dangerous situation in the Middle East.’ I just don’t see that happening,” Kerry said, calling it “absurd” that a candidate would pull off such a move.
Nobody Knows how you could create a more dangerous situation in the Middle East than there already is, but evidently John Kerry hasn’t seen any ISIS beheadings on his bike rides. It’s amazing how those bike helmets have natural holocaust protection. Nobody Knows if John Kerry has already built a bike path in the Bunkers for himself, but he probably has. The good news? He will have to share it with George W. Bush. That should give us all some comfort when it all comes down.
“Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide,” wrote James Burnham in his 1964 “Suicide of the West.”
Burnham predicted that the mindless magnanimity of liberals, who subordinate the interests of their own people and nations to utopian and altruistic impulses, would bring about an end to Western civilization.
Was he wrong? Consider what is happening in Europe.
Serbia, Hungary and Slovakia, small nations sensing they will be swamped by asylum seekers from the Muslim world, are trying to seal their borders and secure their homelands.
Their instinct for survival, their awareness of lifeboat ethics, is acute. Yet they are being condemned for trying to save themselves. Meanwhile, the pope calls on Catholics everywhere to welcome the asylum seekers and Angela Merkel will be taking in 800,000 this year alone, though the grumbling has begun in Bavaria.
Last but not least, Nobody Wonders if the Pope ever thinks that he might be the world’s biggest hypocrite. If he wants to help all the poor in the world, then let them all come and stay at the Vatican. I hear it’s BIG enough.
Next week, we shall ponder WHEN Bruce Jenner is going to get that sex change, and if he is going to get his picture taken with the Pope? Any bets?
Well–isn’t this fun? Donald Trump got into another fight with Roger Ailes, Megyn Kelly, and that poster boy for a New Mexico-America Cesspool, Jorge Ramos. All in one day.
I was watching this…Donald’s Speech in Iowa… thinking that the timing was perfect— people were sitting down to dinner –and thought it was going well, thinking about how clever Donald was for staging this…knowing full well that ALL the stations would cover it, despite the fact that the men who are running FOX especially, are probably still mad from playing his last speech that went on for hours. Is Donald taking advantage of his celebrity status and lead in the polls?
Message: I’m the winner! Join me!
DUE to the fact that the reporters did not speak into mikes and half of the question were NOT heard by the public, (intentional, you better believe it.) at first, when Donald seemed “mean” to Jorge, to some in America, it might have seemed mean on Trump’s part.
Wait. Good Americans have a right to question…right? But, Jorge was staging a protest, not a question, it was a planned attack to make Donald look mean.
How many times has Chris Christie told people to “shut up”? No matter, this was all over the news.
And Roger Ailes, is now demanding an apology from Donald to his favorite reporter, Megyn Kelly. Well..she must have broke down and cried. To THIS woman, Roger (who is a man and I’m SURE loves every one of those beautiful women he has working for him) is protecting his women…and his investment. We think men like Roger Ailes would never be a typical man. Ha.
It’s like a hormonal battle now…. I love it. America has been so devoid of ANY testosterone the last decade we are eating this up like testosterone addicts.
Trump went on to criticize Fox for attacking him, and he’s right. Donald is getting wall to wall coverage, only to have everyone go after him, and my husband said, “Don’t they realize they are just fueling his popularity?”
I had to laugh. Donald knows…he’s news now. They CAN’T ignore him, but Nobody Wonders if they think they show him too much, that he will slip up, or implode, and then they can go back to Jeb. I imagine they will continue to attack him.
And speaking of Jeb—(Do I have to?)
Jeb Bush doesn’t count Mexican babies born to illegal’s as “anchor babies.”
Jeb Bush, who favors large-scale immigration, has criticized pregnant foreigners who grab citizenship for their kids by flying into the country posing as tourists. Bush described the practice as “fraud,” and asserted that, “Frankly, it’s more related to Asian people coming into our country — having children in that organized effort, taking advantage of a noble concept, which is birthright citizenship”
So, does that mean that Chinese are NOT coming here out of love? What does Jeb have against the Chinese? So, if that’s true, why didn’t his brother do something about it? Anyway, “fraud” is a nice way of saying it’s not something that we want to worry about. Like we need not worry about giving our co worker the hot dog we dropped on the ground.
Are we ready for the Mono e Mono— Trump VS Jeb interview? Mr. Energy VS Mr. Angry Droopy?
And speaking of anchor babies…it was reported on Brett Bairt that there is an illegal anchor baby born every 93 seconds in the United States.
The rewards to the mother and father are huge. The mother, for example, can collect federal welfare on behalf of the child, and the adult child – as a U.S. citizen – will eventually be able to win a green card for his or her parents, despite their prior illegal entry into the United States.
As National Review writes:
71 percent of illegal-alien headed households with children.
Anchor babies will get bonus SAT and GPA points when they apply to college. Many corporations will continue this benefits program when considering their job applications as well. “Those are human beings and ultimately they are people, we’re not just statistics, they’re humans with stories,” Rubio said.
Well, the American citizens have a story Rubio, you might want to listen to it.
“[You start seeing massive lobbying efforts backed by fossil fuel interests, or conservative think tanks, or the Koch brothers pushing for new laws to roll back renewable energy standards or prevent new clean energy businesses from succeeding — that’s a problem.”
Charles Koch was shocked that a President would stoop so low:
Nobody Remembers that the stimulus that Obama was going to use to fix our infrastructure went to Solyndra..who went bankrupt. I don’t think the Koch Brothers were anywhere near that plant, or the failing Algae. Yes, remember Solyndra’s subsidy from Obama?
MORE OBAMA ENERGY FAILURES HERE:
Koch hit back:
“In the ’70s, I set up an organization called Council for a Competitive Economy, and I tried to recruit business people to oppose subsidies and corporate welfare,”
So, Joyanna, anything we DO know?
YES! Good news for the suffering middle class: Amazon is going to start delivering alcohol.
As National Review writes:
Amazon.com Inc. is offering
One-hour delivery of wine, beer and spirits in a U.S. city for the first time through its Prime Now program, adding a new twist to on-demand delivery starting in the Seattle area.
Nobody Knows how many of those Amazon delivery trucks is going to delivery to Ferguson and if they refuse to go there, will they get sued for being racist?
Nobody Knows...and next week, we will know even less!
I look forward to it.
THIS is why he is leading in the polls. Watch, and be impressed.
As you know, I write a lot about the destruction of the middle class here in St. Louis. So many malls closed: Ford…gone to Mexico. Chrysler plant…gone, Anheuser Busch sold to an international company. The ripple down effect has been devastating…and so it’s no wonder Trump is leading…if the rest of the country looks like St. Louis, then it will TAKE a businessman to stop the bleeding.
The one place we still have here is Boeing, which was once three times as big, and if you pass the place, it looks like a bomb hit it. The outside fountains have not been redone since the 1950’s. I’m sure those fountains hold a lot of summer fun for rats.
Right across the street from Boeing was a Chinese restaurant, which was sold to another Chinese man who sold big, humongous, outdoor stone statues. You know, like fountains, pagodas’, swans, dragons…..some of them were really beautiful, but most of the people in the area could not afford them. And there were HUNDREDS of these statues. I couldn’t understand how they could stay in business because the statues stood there for years., and years.
I was told, they got busted. They didn’t HAVE to sell those statues. They were moving drugs from China to St. Louis inside them…which explains the high rate of heroin addiction in St. Louis.
Evidently this went on for decades. Right across the street was Boeing Headquarters, and the Ford plant (Now gone)….The police department was right down the street.
TELL me they didn’t know about this. And besides, a Chinese business right across the street from Boeing? No red flags there? They stayed there throughout George W. Bush’s presidency, and were only closed down about a year ago.
The nearest mall by this business is almost closed down too, because I just learned, most of the shops in that mall were illegals from foreign countries, who were no doubt, were not paying ANY taxes. Some of the more reputable companies in that mall must have sued somebody, because there was a big raid, and all of THEM were busted and had to close shop. This big, huge mall, built with the loving promise that they wouldn’t have to pay taxes for 10 years, is now, a ghost town save a few vitamins stores, and a Bed, Bath and Beyond.
And so goes our country.
Does anybody care? Does Jeb Bush? Does Hillary Clinton?
No, but Nobody does. And that’s why people like me, like Trump. We have LIVED and watched the economic destruction done by the politicians of both parties. We have seen the drug use in our schools. We have witnessed the redistribution of wealth from the whites to the blacks, with nothing to show for it.
We ARE angry.
By the way, Glenn Beck has banned Trump from his radio show…but I bet Hillary isn’t banned.
If Donald Trump is as bad as Glenn says, he will bury himself. It’s stupid move on Glenn’s part. But Glenn has his own ego as this moves proves.
BANNING him shows the fact that Glenn does NOT practice what he preaches: Liberty. Justice. Fair place. Democracy.
how the liberal press is going to react to the fact that in Sharknado 3 tonight, there was a busload of conservatives having fun! Ann Coulter was the Vice President! And she was left alive. God bless the writers! Michelle Bachmann also had a few lines, and Mark Cuban played the President…a man as controversial as Donald Trump and big fan of Ayn Rand. Anthony Wiener ALSO had a cameo.
None of them were eaten by a shark. As you know, I was hoping for a sequel in which sharks would eat all the politicians in Washington, and even though they didn’t do it, they did destroy D.C.
Sharknado 3 was just too much fun, and a much-needed laugh…
And boy do we need a laugh…because this last week, we saw Obama make an unbelievable progressives blunder by giving Iran a pathway to nuclear power, along with who knows what else in that secret deal that he won’t let Congress see. It was a week of various strange vegetating almost Sharknado anomalies of unknowable consequences…so let’s get started on a few of them:
Right after five Marines were blasted away by a young Muslim wannabe Allah companion in Tennessee, our ‘President’ went on Jon Stewart’s program to basically flash his big grin and be adored.
Nobody Knows how he can be having so much fun, while the rest of America was in mourning, or WHY it took him so long to lower the flags on the White House for the Marines, but Jon reminded him.. the clock is ticking:
“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,”
Nobody Knows how he answered that, or if Obama worked out before hand for Jon to make that statement—because I don’t watch Jon Stewart. In the name of Harry Potter’s scriptwriter, he is a witless wonder..but it’s his program and if he wants to be a PR man for the President, then why should this Nobody care? Obama will just find his replacement, who will be…black. (count on it)
And speaking of programs…
Ever since the fortune 500 companies took over the world and decided that America needed to be JUST like China…people have been complaining..because it costs more to live in America than China now, since we have only 5 companies that run the country..and these five companies have run the small businesses out. America is one big strip mall.
To make us all feel better about all these monopolies running our lives, the politicians have forced the companies to pay their employees more because they know the shark population is growing by the nanoseconds: But there’s a problem with it–for instance…in Seattle where it is law, there IS a problem.
Seattle’s $15 minimum wage law is supposed to lift workers out of poverty and move them off public assistance. But there may be a hitch in the plan. Evidence is surfacing that some workers are asking their bosses for fewer hours as their wages rise – in a bid to keep overall income down so they don’t lose public subsidies for things like food, child care and rent.
Oh boy, that’s a hard decision. To work…or not to work? That IS the question. Not only is California running out of water, they will be running out of waiters to SERVE the water they don’t have.
So, does a single mom with two kids work MORE and actually pay for food? Or work less and let the government keep paying her food stamps?
That’s a question it seems the government has already figured out.
Here are the 39 companies that have directly funded Planned Parenthood.
- American Cancer Society
- American Express
- Bank of America
- Bath & Body Works
- Ben & Jerry’s
- Deutsche Bank
- Fannie Mae
- Johnson & Johnson
- La Senza
- Levi Strauss
- Liberty Mutual
- March of Dimes
- Morgan Stanley
- Susan G. Komen
- United Way
- Wells Fargo
Nobody Knows if all of these companies are run by liberals—but we can make a good guess.
I looked at all these companies…there is only two that I do business with…that will certainly change. Who needs Coke? Have you seen what it does when you mixed it with Alka-Seltzer?
You might as well swallow a shark.
And speaking of sharks…the shark fest on Donald Trump…continues, and Nobody Knows how long it will go on.
John Kerry, by all logical deductions of anybody sane, has NOT recovered from his bike accident. We were told he broke his leg, but they left out the damage to his brain.
Upon signing a deal with IRAN, Kerry is surprised to learn, that Iran has no intention of doing anything the ‘deal’ says: He is totally shocked—the deal has to be approved by the supreme idiot Khamenei, and now he stands in front of crowds saying: Death to America! Kerry thought they were saying “LEFT to America!”
Kerry, just doesn’t understand it!
Ali Akbar Velayati, a senior advisor to Khamenei on foreign affairs, broke a long silence on Tuesday and said the deal was “not without flaws”, although he did not reject it outright.
“No one can tell us which weapons we can have…. Except nuclear weapons and weapons of mass destruction, Iran will continue making all the missiles, fighter jets, anti-missile defense systems, tanks and other armored equipment it needs,” he was quoted as saying on the Supreme Leader’s website.
Kerry, still in shock, even though the Iranians were saying “Death to America” every single day since he got off his boat in Vietnam, said this:
“I don’t know how to interpret it at this point in time, except to take it at face value, that that’s his policy,” he said in the interview with Saudi-owned Al Arabiya television.
“But I do know that often comments are made publicly and things can evolve that are different. If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling,” he added.
Yes, Kerry is troubled…but that won’t stop him from taking out his yacht this weekend.
I’m not a big Jon Stewart fan. I just don’t think he’s funny, or even very clever. I like his books better. I put up this less than clear video because it included the whole segment on what I wanted to comment about.
Here, Jon is trying to make the point that the GOP should have no right to criticize Hillary Clinton’s raising foreign money, because HERE in the United States they do the very same thing with their big donors. And he shows all the big donors of the GOP, and…this is important….leaves out the big donors of the democratic party, of which there are just as many.
Nobody Thinks that when the Supreme Court said corporations were people, and giving billions to your favorite candidate is free speech, both parties went “YAHOOOOO!”— thereby making all future Presidential races corrupted to the core. The highest bidder can buy the office. We are now ruled by a bloated plutocracy.
BUT…there’s IS a difference. Hillary is getting money from countries that are our enemies. And while the Supreme Court said it is legal for big corporations to give big checks to their candidates in the United States, it is still against the law to take money from foreign governments, because if you do, they just might end up owning your nuclear pile.
Ha ha ha…(Jon’s laugh track here.)
Wait! That’s already happened, and Hillary wasn’t even running for President yet. How clever.
The real reason Hillary is now out proclaiming we should all shut down big donors, is so that the GOP will never be able to push out their billionaires to run against the democrats ever again.
It the battle of the billionaires! I guess, Jon Stewart has too much money himself to even care to see, that he is bias, legally wrong, and just not funny.
Sorry Jon. It’s just my Nobody Opinion...I know you are loved by millions.
On a good note, I love the way you hang your head after a ‘joke’. You look just like a puppy dog that just peed on the carpet.
It’s really endearing.
—–what is going to happen to that Koch Brothers hater, Senator Harry Reid. He finally stepped down: not beaten by the Republicans, not beaten by ex-wives or FBI prostitutes, but…defeated by an exercise rope.Even the Prime Minster of Israel gave him a bravery shout out in front of Congress.
Headlines: Harry Reid survive fatal blow to himself, after dodging years of heavy hits from the Republican Party and never getting even a bruise.
So, what is Harry Reid going to do now? Will he form a superpac to get Hillary elected and become her Vice President? Everybody thinks Harry is going away…but is he? Personally, I think we should all sue him for damages…but that’s me.
Harry Reid I’m sure, will never go away.
And speaking of going away….
The Hillary email scandal is NOT disappearing, despite the iterate efforts she has made to make light of the whole affair. Senator Growdy wants that server, but she has claimed with a big smile: “That’s silly, I’ve destroyed them all!”
“In taking their action to evade or avoid providing information, the administration unnecessarily raises the suspicion that it has something to hide, that it might use the claim of national security to hide mistakes that are literally questions of life and death for American. The lack of transparency on the part of the Bush administration has forced Governor Kean, former Republican Governor of New Jersey, to threaten subpoenas. This should not be happening.”
The American people say:
Right Hillary. Congress has threatened YOU for not truing over your “destroyed” server. What makes you so special? And why didn’t you claim you erased your emails in the name of National Security?
By the way, speaking of National Security….
Last week two men tried to break into the NSA, dressed as women. They were of course shot (one killed) and it was determined that they were just two prostitutes who got high on cocaine and decided to go find an SUV, steal it, and find themselves a party with some NSA guys.
Nobody Knows why these men were not called “transvestites” instead of prostitutes, and how do we know they were not looking for Obama? They might have been invited.
We don’t know. But…we DO remember Obama’s fondness for dressing up….
Speaking of being invited…
Obama’s invitation (to be fair Jeb Bush invited them too) to all the children of the world to come to America as soon as possible has lead to another wave of ‘children’ to flood our southern borders. After all, the weather is warm again.
And speaking of hormones…
Hillary isn’t the only one having a rough time appealing to the masses…Jeb Bush may be racking up big donors…but the conservative base does NOT want him…second in the lead is Scott Walker.
How is Jeb going to get rid of him? Easy. Play the race card. Scott Walker may be racist against the flood of immigrants, because he is…white.
Jeb warns that republicans “must accept a changing country: that the path to the presidency will be found through appealing to voters who may not look like them.”
Will Jeb Bush say that all his opponents are racists for not accepting the “children’ of the world…even though they really ARE adults…let’s not kid ourselves.
And speaking of children…
As talks over Iran’s nuclear weapons program neared their deadline Tuesday, the Commander of Iran”s Basij (volunteer) Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Naqdi, was quoted as saying that “wiping Israel off the map is not up for negotiation.”
Wow. There’s that little negotiating problem with Israel will be wiped off the map.
Will John Kerry and Obama sign an agreement to let Iran “Wipe Israel off the map>” and erase it from their computers?
Will no one be allowed to see the treaty?
Ha! Does a baseball pitcher spit every 9 seconds?
No matter. The Senate has voted 100-0 not to honor Obama’s treaty.
Sounds like a winner to me!
Next week, we will wonder HOW Monica Lewinsky got a PhD from Oxford, if Joe Biden is friends with Bill Cosby, and if there is a Walking Dead book for Dummies.
I have a feeling I’m going to need one.
She already had a double mastectomy, and now, due to her cancer scare she will undergo ‘menopause’ sooner rather than later. On top of that, she plans to make money off her many surgeries by writing a book about it. I suppose that the rest of us feel great compassion for her having to go through all that, but to be frank: (Can I be frank?) The woman is so thin to begin with, I’m wondering if she can stand losing any more parts of her body? Soon, all we’ll see is lips with hair.
Now, on to the more important subject of the question of why Hillary Clinton paid a visit yesterday to the White House.
It was reported that Hillary visited Obama for over an hour yesterday…so Nobody Wonders...what was discussed? How she expects him to help her replace him? The erases emails? What?
No reporter on any news network is the LEAST bit curious…but today, Obama came out and made a big to do about how he will ALWAYS support Israel, so that leads us all to imagine that there are a lot of Jewish democrats not exactly happy about how Obama treats Netanyahu. In his press conference today, he was almost too sweet about Netanyahu, as if he was trying to reassure everyone that he really WILL protect Israel. He understands that there will be no two state solution with Netanyahu…he’s accepted that..and it’s okay!
“I have a very businesslike relationship with the prime minister,” Obama said. “I’ve met with him more than any other world leader. I talk with him all the time. He is representing his country’s interest the way he thinks he needs to. I’m doing the same.”
Okay. Obama saying he is representing our country is going so far out on the limb, he is in danger of falling into the deep subterfuge of famous liars who nobody forgets.
And speaking of donors…
How long do the American taxpayers have to keep supporting the federal government employees, who not only make on the average twice the salary than the private sector doing the same job, but evidently they don’t have to pay taxes on top of it?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal workers and retirees owed more than $3.5 billion in unpaid taxes last year, a $200 million increase over the previous year, the IRS said Tuesday.
Almost 305,000 federal workers and retirees owed back taxes as of Sept. 30. That’s down from 318,000 the year before.
Nobody WONDERS how many of these government employees are black, since it’s a well known fact that Al Sharpton owes 4.5 million in back taxes, and yet, he’s been to see Barack in the White House more than any other person. We can only suppose there is back tax reparation for all of Obama’s friend.
And speaking of visiting the White House, Al Sharpton isn’t the only one Obama likes to hang out with, it seems his other favorite visitors are high tech CEO. And my personal favorite, Da Eric Schmidt:
Since Mr. Obama took office, employees of the Mountain View, Calif., company (Google) have visited the White House for meetings with senior officials about 230 times, or an average of roughly once a week, according to the visitor logs reviewed by the Journal.
So, we can assume that the government and Google are both in the same, and America will soon be called the China of the West. It’s lovely to see the government take over the internet isn’t it? Might as well tie yourself to the pole right now and save them the trouble.
None of these very important unknown questions were answered today because once again, a passenger plane went missing. This time, it was the Germans who have to stand in front of the microphone and give out the usual “We just don’t know.” statements. BUT…at least they know where it crashed:
An Airbus operated by Lufthansa’s Germanwings budget airline crashed in a remote snowy area of the French Alps on Tuesday, killing all 150 on board including 16 schoolchildren.
Was this a terror attack? A pilot error? And just who is John Gualt? Was he flying the plane?
Next week we’ll wonder why it took an Afghanistan President 10 years to thank the American Taxpayer for helping out his country, when no American politicians in our history has ever thanked us.
I’m not sure this is a good sign.
Or…why the Japanese are getting plastic surgery on the lines of their palms, if Brad Pitt will marry right away after Angelina Jolie dies of cancer because he won’t want to deal with all those kids alone, and why my friend Mona, who lives in the boonies, can’t get decent internet service.
And YOU are wondering...WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO US EVERY DAY! !”
Sorry, I can’t answer that. I’m just…compelled…I’ve seen the Exorcist too many times. And by the way…that IS my vision of Eric Schmidt.
The big question this week is— will Congress be able to get into Hillary’s private emails server?
All last week, the question of Hillary and her deleted emails, made us wonder if there wasn’t a plan to get us all sick to death of hearing about it, and beg for it to go away…because after all, the Republicans want Hillary to run in 2016, they don’t want this either. Is it working? All this mass coverage of the missing emails?
Are we getting sick of it? Yep.
And speaking of getting sick….
On the grand scale of hypnotic hypocritical hypothesis’, the Barack Obama claim that it was actually George W. Bush who was responsible for the creation of ISIS, is one for the baloney history books.
In an interview with VICE news, he said this:
Well…Nobody Wonders…what took you so long Obama? We were beginning to believe you’d fallen asleep. Too many beers. Too many putts. Too many nights out at fancy dinner parties with the Secret Service.
Here’s the problem: Ron Paul is sending out emails saying this exact same thing. If we had just stayed out of Iraq, none of this would be happening.
Let’s say that’s true. Nevertheless, when you are given a problem— YOU DON’T MAKE IT WORSE!
Which is exactly what Obama has done, and by all observation..on purpose. Nobody swears ISIS looks like the army Obama would invent himself: All those black outfits…I can’t wait for them to start rapping.
“We gonna tear down the Eiffel Tower, and Big Ben too!”
“And After all that, George Bush, we’re coming after YOU!”
Where’s Jimmy Kimmel? Obama needs to get on this.
While trying to rebuild Iraq was the impossible dream, at least after the surge, there wasn’t the huge army of madness that Obama has created. ISIS is Obama’s making. That’s on his drone crazy head alone. George W. Bush at least would have never left our men and women out to die, and disarmed them, put them in fields of engagement where they couldn’t possibly hold on.
Obama has literally lost towns that our boys had died to free just because he didn’t like the policy of war.
Nobody Knows how much damage Obama has done to our military, and Nobody Knows if it wasn’t just to give the cities back to the Muslims so he could one day say..
“See what George Bush did?”
Obama…always siding with the enemy…and planning his next blame game. It’s all about….him.
And speaking of siding…
Is that why we seem to be, once again, supplying ISIS with all the military guns, ammunition, helicopters, jets, Hummers and trucks that they need to take over?
What happen to common sense? You DESTROY what you leave behind so the enemy can’t take it. Not in Obama’s army. NO sir-reee. Never let a good tank go to waste, is his motto: Give it to a nearby Muslim.
The Pentagon is unable to account for more than $500 million in U.S. military aid given to Yemen amid fears that the weaponry, aircraft and equipment is at risk of being seized by Iranian-backed rebels or al-Qaeda, according to U.S. officials.
In Yemen and elsewhere, the Obama administration has pursued a strategy of training and equipping foreign militaries to quell insurgencies and defeat networks affiliated with al-Qaeda. That strategy has helped to avoid the deployment of large numbers of U.S. forces, but it has also met with repeated challenges.
Washington spent $25 billion to re-create and arm Iraq’s security forces after the 2003 U.S.-led invasion, only to see the Iraqi army easily defeated last year by a ragtag collection of Islamic State fighters who took control of large parts of the country
Obama’s war strategy is to hand over billions of dollars worth of military equipment PAID BY THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER… to fight, even if its against us. Make sense doesn’t It?
And speaking of making sense…
Nobody Knows why Obama’s Secret Service is basically made up of a bunch of low-life drunks. A couple of them got drunk and hit the fence in front of the White House.
But…they weren’t shot, unlike that poor girl who just wanted to TALK to Obama. She was sober.
Could it be…they don’t care about the President? The director was being grilled today about why the Secret Service is such a disgrace, and the director has come up with a solution:
Nobody Knows how the Secret Service got along all these years without having to rehearse in a fake White House, but I blame it on the fact, that our Secret Service is made up of…idiots.
They couldn’t pass the regular Secret Service program so they need to go over it again…
It’s like, anybody that didn’t pass math in the 4th grade (half the country) Obama is going to have them take remedial courses in community college to catch them up, and make us pay for it.
Same thing. Same Logic.
And one last thing…
Nobody Knows how happy I am that I didn’t have to go get drunk in an Irish pub tonight; Bibi won.
My faith in the Jewish People has been renewed.
Israel has its race card players too….and she (He?) said this:
“Yachimovich says: “No Western leader would dare utter such a racist comment. Imagine a prime minister/president in any democracy who would warn that his rule is in jeopardy because, e.g., ‘Black voters are coming in droves to the polling stations’… Horrendous, isn’t it? In any case, I think what worries Bibi is that Israeli citizens are moving in droves to the ballots, and quite simply want to democratically topple him.”
I love it when people move in droves, don’t you?
Next week, Nobody Knows why Spell Check doesn’t do a better job catching my mistakes, and if George W. Bush will finally take the blame for Hillary’s missing emails.
This was sent to me by email…and I HOPE that my good friend amfortas doesn’t mind that I also post what he had to say about one of the greatest minds on the planet: Daniel Hannan
Amfortas summed it up brilliantly:
“One is occasionally reminded of what a Politician CAN be. Away with the cant and the cliche, the sound-bite and the mendacity, and bring on the clarity and purposefulness. Watch a man who CAN speak and hold his audience in rapt attention. Here him speak WITHOUT notes or tele-prompts. Listen to his almost perfect enunciation and his ability to draw upon relevant quotations. It astonishes that he can speak without a hint of demeaning an opponent, but condemn an entire generation of them without even mentioning them.”
Well said, my friend.
And…thanks to amfortas, let’s all enjoy...Nobody’s Fool: Daniel Hannan.
What else did I have to do last weekend? With snow drifts, and sub-zero wind chills, and more than a dash of curiosity, I turned on CSpan, and listened to the conservatives at CPAC.
I SHOULD have gone to the local pub.
Here’s the nobody compliant right up front: IF this were a true republic, and IF this was the real vetting of the man who the Republican Party will pick to run against Hillary, than Rand Paul would become the candidate in 2016. But it’s not. Reality is, and everybody knows it, we don’t live in that America anymore. It’s all smoke and mirrors and pretend.
What is even more noticeable about the whole thing, is the people that the MEDIA choose to leave out of the CPAC results. Rand Paul won…but it reported as ..oh, that didn’t matter much. These people really have no power to elect the REAL candidate.
Rand Paul’s win was mentioned, and then it was off to the talking points at hand on all the shows: Everybody talked about Jeb Bush and Scott Walker.
At the end of it all, you will laugh again, as you did last year when I stated my opinion…I STILL think that Donald Trump would be a the man for this time. And guess what? He is so hated by ALL the media, they are just leaving him off the lists. Just so that you won’t think I’m out of my ever loving wacko mind, I compare them all below, and my reasons why I think like I do.
My picks are based on —IF they could win against Hillary — Because if you don’t win, nothing else matters does it?
Starting from the bottom of the list and going up:
John Bolton: John is at the bottom for me, and I don’t believe he is a serious candidate. Against Hillary, he would come off as Bush’s big brother. Women would pick Hillary. He would not get the minority vote, Hispanic vote, or the black vote. He probably wouldn’t even get many white votes. He would get George W. Bush’s vote. But…who else? He’s may know the U.N. and foreign policy, but what does he know about anything else? He is a politician, nice guy, but as far as any of us know, still works for the Bushes.
Rick Santorum: One up from the bottom–now picture him next to Hillary. The young considered him old-fashion. Too strict. Rick lacks something very important in an American Presidential run, and that’s charisma. To beat the uncharismatic Hillary, you need it, because by default, it will go to Hillary. And Rick just doesn’t have it. But, you have to give him credit, he keeps trying.
Ben Carson: Okay, I did miss his speech, but would conservative America vote for another black man after all the race cards that Obama has played as President? To blacks, after the brain-washing of Obama, he would seem as a sell-out. It’s unfair to the man, but his timing is off. Besides that, he speaks slowly. Nothing against the man, because he is brilliant and brave, and god SHOULD have given the position as first black President to him, but didn’t happen.
Jeb Bush: Yes, he’s three up from the bottom with me. Actually, I think he should be below Ben Carson, but we are comparing the odds against Hillary.
Everyone was saying how BRAVE Jeb was to even show up…but I thought he had the attitude of “You people are really pissing me off, and should just shut up and not judge me, damn it.” He comes off to me, as even more entitled than his brother George. Jeb Bush will continue the globalist same old politics that got us into this Washington global mess, and he would do nothing for the country. Besides–he would NOT do well against Hillary in a debate. He comes off as the old republican white man entitled snob. I never thought that about him, until I heard him speak at CPAC. He thinks he would get the Hispanic vote, but that’s not a given. He knows a lot of conservatives (this one included) will stay home if he runs, so he’s already written us all off. Jeb Bush would probably lose to Hillary.
Chris Christie: Who doesn’t like his personality? He has a better chance than Jeb Bush against Hillary, but he is to most conservatives, a liberal in all other ways. He believes in global taxation, and to my mind, too willing to bend over backwards for just about any powerful man. None of us can forgive the way he treated Obama after the Hurricane. Once in office, he might become just as insufferable as Obama. Not to be trusted at all.
Scott Walker: Surprised that I put the second winner of the CPAC so low? Scott to his credit, did a lot for his home state. And the FOX news (which is now Bush’s station) has endorsed him to my mind to be Jeb’s VP. But when it comes to dealing with the world? Hillary would cream him on foreign policy in a debate. Not because she has done a thing for America, but because just by sheer damn luck, she was married to Bill Clinton and knows everyone on the planet. He would lose. It would be close, but the Clintons would defeat him.
Marco Rubio: Marco…he came out as being a tea party favorite, then switched to working with the Rinos’ and now says he made a mistake on immigration, but in reality, he is on the same page as Jeb Bush. Almost borderline RINO. Jeb might pick him for VP, but even with Rubio, most of the conservatives will stay home. IF he was on stage with Hillary, Hillary would make him look like just a young upstart college boy. Not a good image.
Rick Perry: Surprised that I put Rick Perry above Marco? I do this because Rick has upped his game. In a debate against Hillary, IF he could keep up the “I’m from Texas and I’m NOT fooling around” con, then Hillary would have to up her game. She would attack him on women’s issues which would be his weak point I think. Hillary, I hate to say it, might win by just a few votes. She would make him out to be a hick. He might win the popular vote, but she would win the electoral. Still, he would do better than Jeb.
Carly Fiorina: Against Hillary, Carly would win, and that’s why if she gets too popular, Jeb might HAVE to pick her as VP, although I don’t think he will. That’s how sure Jeb is of getting the nomination. Sad. I like her so far. Would she make a good President?
Can we do any worse?
Ted Cruz: As far as loving America and wanting to save it, Ted Cruz is the REAL deal. You don’t see this much in Washington—but the press would destroy him, like they did Sarah Palin. Sometimes the most honest men and women, become the first ones they ostracized. Would he win on stage in a debate with Hillary. Yes. Would the public vote for him? If his dad went on stage with him at every stop…it’s very possible.
Rand Paul : If we lived in a perfect would, Rand would be a great President. His ideas are right. Constitutional, tough, and he would make a fine President. BUT…in debates against Hillary Clinton, he would have to get the woman’s vote, and I’m not sure if the majority of young women would vote for Rand. He is trying to get the black vote right now. But in the real world, Rand and his Dad have been the lone sharks in the pool. Let’s face it: corporations have such a big hold over Washington DC that Rand would need an army of Constitutionalist to effect change. Half the Congress along with the President should go to jail, and that’s not going to happen.
But…the BIGGEST thing Rand has going against him is our state run media. BOTH FOX and CNN are already treating him as just a goof. They will continue, and now that the state will oversee the internet, you will see hoards of articles bashing him. They control it all. Can Rand stand up to it all? Not sure.
Bobby Jindal: Yes, He’s my second to the first: Bobby, to me, said all the things that should be said. And he hit them one after another, like golden bullets. He’s smart, calm, and MOST of all, a great speaker. He, more than any one at CPAC gave the best speech. The way he moved, his presence, and because he’s “colored” Hillary would have a hard time putting him into the old white boys club. He’s THE American. Born here, Loves it. And we believe it. But, the media is once again, treating him as…just a guy. He’s not special. Look away.
And for my wacko pick for man most likely to beat Hillary Clinton in 2016 IS:
Donald Trump: Sure, he’s got a big mouth. Sure, he’s rough. Sure—he’s not a politician. He probably cheats, always comes out richer than the next guy, and may have done some scams in his lifetime in business…But it’s a fact: Americans are SICK TO DEATH of politicians.
What have they done for us lately?
Sure he’s a rich man. And who runs Washington D.C? Who runs the world? Rich men. Who knows how to negotiate with tyrants, rich men, and other countries?
America is dying. Donald is right, we have lost our manufacturing base. Every city has blocks and blocks of old buildings decaying …where once there was a thriving economy. The globalist, which were the Bushes, and the entrenched career politicians, are to blame for this. Along with the big money corporations, they decided to help the big banks and the big moneyed CEOs to expand to the world, and America would become…just a ‘service” economy.
Hey, it put the money in their stocks portfolios, but America was sacrificed.
Donald Trump, would at least TRY to reverse that. So what if he sometimes is blunt? We have a President now who chews gum in front of the Queen and insults our allies.
Trump wouldn’t do that precisely because he does business in all those countries. He’d only be hurting himself. Besides, his ego alone would make him try be the best President we ever had.
Which by the way, is why I like him. Imagine, we have a man who hid everything from us while running for the White House, and the fact that they call anyone a nut job for even questioning that shows you just how corrupt the whole Washington cesspool really is.
If Donald picked a great conservative to run with him, Hillary would be gone.
I personally know about 5 democratic women who would vote for him. YOUNG people would vote for him. He would take the woman’s vote away from her, and that’s all she is going to have.
We need action, and we are NOT going to get if from any politicians, After Reagan all we have gotten is talk.
That’s my Nobody’s Opinion and I’m sticking to it.
In the words of Bobby Jindal:
“It’s not just a fight with Democrats, but with some Republicans, as well,” said Jindal, a likely 2016 presidential candidate. “When we say, ‘We want to repeal Obamacare,’ we mean every single word…What was the point of getting these majorities if we weren’t even going to try to fight for these principles?”