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Nobody’s Email: Senator Goes to Heaven…or Hell?

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A new twist on an old joke:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)


While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.facebook joke

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell… Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. “I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted..”

Think carefully and vote wisely next month!

October 25, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Do We Care Which Group Decides the Upcoming Election?

Nobody Cares

The democrats aren’t talking about the “issues” anymore, they get their votes from “groups.” Blacks, women, and Illegals. so the FEAR camping is going strong. Republicans are all racists and all belong to the KKK, they beat women and don’t pay them, and they want to arrest and deport ALL illegals.

It’s a simple message and they are sticking to it.

But check out that video. Who knew that Obama won only by FIVE votes? What a coincidence, five votes in every precinct. So, they paid five more people to cast a vote? Some Obama worker didn’t even CARE if that looked suspicious.

BUT WAIT! It’s not just the blacks. The women….need to come out. First they dug out Barbara Streisand, and now, Gloria Steinem to rally the women:

With less than two weeks to Election Day, the Democrats are bringing out Gloria Steinem to help rally their troops.baby bored

“The outcome of this election will be determined by one factor,” Steinem writes to email recipients of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, “Women.”

Obama and Michelle think it’s the BLACKS that are going to give them that extra five votes…but Gloria says NO! It’s the Women!

Or is it?

This just in:

Could control of the Senate in 2014 be decided by illegal votes cast by non-citizens? Most non-citizens do not register, let alone vote. But enough do that their participation can change the outcome of close races. Because non-citizens tended to favor Democrats (Obama won more than 80 percent of the votes of non-citizens in the 2008 CCES sample), we find that this participation was large enough to plausibly account for Democratic victories in a few close elections.

So, it’s the illegals that will give that 5 vote lead in every state.

Which one is correct?

Nobody Cares, it’s all BS.

 

October 24, 2014 Posted by | democrats, Elections, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

It’s the Culture Stupid….

Nobody Wins

Many of you may think I’m older than Mt. Rushmore when I say that, after watching this video, I had to go get out my Shirley Temple movies.

I wanted to dose myself in bubble bath, and burn every single Halloween Princess costume ever made. I will never look at Snow White quite the same way ever again.

Uh…did you get that subliminal message too? Did you NOT want to do these young girls a real favor, and give them all shock treatments so that they can FORGET what they just did?

You have to laugh, at the very first comment: The last thing any of the feminists are— are strong. They can’t even buy their own birth control pills. They need Daddy Obama to give them a phone, food stamps, and permission to ask for a raise.

I hate to tell the liberal feminists their own history, but guess what? Your feminist movement REALLY backfired girls. While good men were going to the moon, you were fighting for the right to get nude, and have stoned sex in the mud at Woodstock.Ass

Congratulations! You won! We now no longer have a space program, but we have little girls that will grow up to run political campaigns, and one IS just about to neuter the country forever.

We can now ride bikes with thongs on.

We see more sex and gore coming out of Hollywood and now our teachers can talk about sex to our children—it’s beyond a sexual revolution…it’s the party at the bottom of Mt. Sinai on steroids. But… Guess what? You played RIGHT into the boy’s hands, you stupid morons.

You wanted to be equal? Well, every woman NOW has the right to be ‘whores’ just like the men. And now your daughters can continue in that lovely right.Miley and Clinton

You’ve come a long way baby.

What’s that I hear you saying? Men shouldn’t treat you like sluts? It’s not fair that they look at your boobs and ass?

But you want to look like Miley Cyrus, sooooo…tell me how that fits into reality again?

We just heard that the women are feeling scared in America. Obama isn’t ‘protecting ‘ THEM!

I’m sorry. You didn’t have a father to protect you? And WHY is that? (Be thankful you were born.)

Do you consider Hillary a feminist? Do you think Hillary will protect you? Uh…just like she protected her best gay friend in Benghazi? Like she protected all the women that Bill abused?Hillary sexist

So, the sign of a true feminist is one who enables her serial rapist husband to continue his sexual appetite though-out their marriage. That’s what Hillary did. A real feminist would have left him—WAY back in Arkansas.

But it doesn’t matter, Hillary I’ve heard can really cuss.

The most important point we should get out of this video is that it shows us just how culturally low the whole democratic party really is: They truly are: Classless.

Mark Stein said it perfectly last week…You can’t have a conservative government with a liberal culture.

In other words, even if the government is flooded with conservatives, you will still see Bayonne flapping her ‘ass’ on TV, and more classless politicians and vulgarity— America is falling deeper into the cesspool of rapper, black violence, drugs, and sex in an American revisited Sodom and Marxist Gomorrah…every one chasing after that golden Apple I-Phone 22.

And the biggest hypocrisy in this whole thing? The video was made to sell T-shirts that say..

Are you ready for this big feminist statement?

“Girls just want to have fun!”

In other words, be a powerful women, got out there and fuck all the men, as democrats do.

Yeah, we got it.Pigs

October 23, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, feminist, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows If We Are Safe Beyond the Next Five Minutes

Nobody Knows—Pope Francis

–What the heck is happening in the Catholic Church? It’s one thing to have a gay-looking President claim that gays should marry, but for the Pope to even suggests it,  means that we truly are in the end of days…..but wait, did he?

“God is not afraid of new things. That is why he is continuously surprising us, opening our hearts and guiding us in unexpected ways,” the Pope said.

Bill Clinton couldn’t have come up with a more nebulous “EVERYTHING is open for change” line to cover his own…sanctified petticoat.

First Bill did not have sex with Monica, and now the Pope did not suggest gays should be allowed to marry.

So…my Dear Pope: Is God afraid of ISIS? Allah? Men marrying sheep? Abortion? Will God surprise us one day and tell us that we shouldn’t believe a word that silly Pope says—- he is just a puppet in an illuminati world?

Hey, you told us Francis that we should open our hearts…what EXACTLY do you mean by that?The Pope

Nobody Knows. (But I’m not trusting you with my heart any time soon.)

Supposedly, three left-leaning Bishops “leaked” a document to the press, hoping to push the Catholic Church into excepting “gays” and “gay” marriage:

One man observed:

They talked about homosexuals bringing their gifts. I happen to be straight. I’m not exactly sure what gifts I have. Will it be true that gays have gifts and straights don’t have gifts? “This is psychobabble, and it blew up in their face because the bishops got angry, not so much about the content, but the way it was done, the process. No one was consulted.”

So, get that? The Bishops were just MAD—- not about changing the millenniums- old teachings of the church, but because nobody asked their permission.

These guys have been floating around in long dresses for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.

Will people leave the Catholic Church if the Pope mandates that they join the governments in this “gays are just like us, and should be allowed to be happy and that means getting married” doctrine? Will they, rewrite the Bible for God?

Nobody Knows….but get ready for it.


And speaking of homosexual doctrine.Mayor of Houston 2

The liberals all like to spout their love for democracy, so..by their own account, should .05 percent of the people rule (Bully) the rest of the world?

The Mayor of Houston, Annise D. Parker, wants the sermons of all priests within her city sent to her office—, because IF they talk against homosexuals, (No free speech here) they will be fined. They are putting up a fight…which is more than I can say for the Pope.

The city of Houston has issued subpoenas demanding a group of pastors turn over any sermons dealing with homosexuality, gender identity or Annise Parker, the city’s first openly lesbian mayor. And those ministers who fail to comply could be held in contempt of court.

Nobody Knows why the Pope has gone looney and why our own elite rulers are bullying everybody who thinks being gay is not normal, but we are pretty sure the Texas preachers are going to put up a big fight to Ms LGBT (Lady Gone Bully Tyrant) Mayor Parker.

Nobody Knows or can even comprehend, how a whacko gay liberal woman became the Mayor of Houston, Texas.

It’s almost as if somebody slipped LSD into the Texas cattle feed.

And speaking of whackos— How about that Bill Gates?

 The Gates Foundation is supporting an MIT project to create an implantable female compu-contraceptive controlled by an external remote control.

The tiny chip generates small amounts of contraceptive hormone from within the woman’s body for up to 16 years.

Implantation is no more invasive than a tattoo.

And, “The ability to turn the device on and off provides a certain convenience factor for those who are planning their family.”, said Dr Robert Farra of MIT.

Gives losing the remote a whole new meaning.

Oh, this is the ultimate control. Google, Yahoo, all the tech companies have been basically forced to give the government backdoor entrance to everybody’s computers and information. Can you imagine if the government got control of your fallopian tubes?

Can you imagine if they could control whether YOU reproduce just by getting the frequency code to your controller?

Yes—- they could control who reproduces and who doesn’t. Who else would think of such a wonderful thing, but that genius Bill Gates.

Is this just too cool? Nobody Knows, but I’m beginning to think Bill Gates has been swallowed by the Matrix and the man we are seeing…is an android. Have you SEEN him  lately?Bill Gates devil

And we were just worried about them chipping us all, and making us into happy camper passengers in our government mandated self-driving cars.

You know what this means to Al Gore? Getting the planet down to $500,000 just became possible.

Nobody Knows…if Hitler’s plan was to kill all the Jews, it’s Bill Gates plan to—-just not let anybody be born.

He has already made his billions.

We need a GOD moment here: (Let us pray)dog praying

Once again, the unknowable changes overwhelm even the most observant of minds, and Nobody Knows how to get rid of these megalomaniacs…or ridiculous x Presidential interns—-but I’m sure there are millions hard at the task this very moment.

And for that…at least we can be assured, with all those great minds working on our problems, we will all be safe, at least for the next 5 minutes.

 

 

October 22, 2014 Posted by | Catholic Church, gays, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Arizona Voter

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two voters who just can’t seem to find the time to go to the voting booth on election day: ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama VS Lowly Arizona Voter.

FIRST VOTER: Let’s start with Obama. Sure…he’s busy. There’s those ISIS…uh ISIL…. guys just about to take over Baghdad, democrats are like traitorous Judas’, denying they even KNEW the name Obama in an election year..yes they are denying…the Messiah.

It’s a hard time— war, pestilent, death, Ebola, and being without Valerie Jarret has not been easy. Nobody is there to eat pie with you.Obama and pie

Putin is threatening to nuke you. Nobody Knows where Kim Jong-Un is, and China won’t talk to you.

Iran won’t call you back. The border is open, but you really didn’t expect THAT many kids to flood across. You told those people only a few thousand at a time. Every democrat you ever got money from wants payback. Even the women are saying that they “don’t feel safe.” Your new Ebola Czar didn’t even show up at the first Ebola meeting.

On top of that, your credit card was refused at the restaurant last night.

Since Michelle got rid of the pastry chef, you now have to sneak out of the White House to get your “munchies” fix.

Finding time to play golf is getting harder and harder. We know; life is rough. You just can’t find the time to vote, so while you were in Chicago, you voted EARLY.

Voting on election day, would just be too hard. You’ve already made a tee-time in Palm Springs for that day, and heck, making an extra stop in Chicago just to VOTE would be a big waste of the taxpayer’s money!

SECOND VOTER:

He doesn’t even care that stuffing the ballot box with hundreds of ‘early’ voting ballots is illegal. Sure, it’s nothing new, but he almost gave the poor guy at the voting booth a heart attack.

A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party.

Guy: “What’s your problem?”

LaFaro: “I don’t have a problem.”

Guy: “Stop watching me. You’re annoying me.”

LaFaro: “One of your ballots isn’t sealed.”

Guy: “It’s none of your business. What’s your name?”

LaFaro: “I’m the chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party. What’s yours?”

Guy: “Go f*** yourself. I don’t have to tell you who I am.”

Definitely one of Obama’s boys.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?

Obama. He could very well have mailed in his vote for Chicago…..He’s the *$&%ing President. If he can bomb Libya without permission, he could certainly have sent his vote in by special plane.

But, he needs blacks and the young to go EARLY to vote in November, because that way, he can use fraud to keep the democrats in office. At this point, fraud IS their only hope.

The second video is proof of how the democrats use fraud. They did it to get Obama elected—– at least in the last election

Early voting—–Michelle and Obama are pushing it big time. It’s the only way they can get hundreds of voting boxes stuffed with Donald Ducks.

By the way, I could only stomach the first video once. When it comes to the false Messiah, I’d say being a Judas is…highly forgiven.Stalin

 

October 20, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

It’s Nobody’s Opinion That Nobody Can Read Too Much

Nobody’s Opinion

A bit more than opinion today…just because:

True confession: I am an addict. A book addict. Some women love to cook, some women love to shop, some women just like to…I have no idea what they do with their spare time. Another true confession: I don’t have too many girl friends. Never have had any. Most of the women I know, love to cook and shop. I can only do that for so long…because I’d rather be reading a book.Book reader

Growing up, I felt like the odd man out. Nobody in my family liked to read. My mother didn’t read to me when I was a child, and I had trouble in the first grade due to what I know now to be a mild form of dyslexia….but back in those days, when the NEA was not in control, the teachers would take the time to help one child, and my first grade teacher did just that. It only took about one week, of one hour after school—she worked with me. Once I understood it, why I couldn’t read…and figured out how to correct it… I couldn’t stop.

I never saw my mother read a book, although she must have in high school because she finished high school early (at the very top of her class) so she could go to New York and be a ballet dancer. She just skipped a grade…the 12th. (Back when school was a LOT harder.) She got her high school diploma and the summer before she was to go to New York, she busted her kneecap on a kitchen cabinet door.

There went that dream.

I saw my father read…only golf books. That’s all he read. He was…addicted to golf.

I don’t think my brother ever read a book in his life. He got through high school on charm and good looks. There wasn’t a woman in the world he could not charm, and teachers were no exception.

It was my grandfather, who unknowingly fueled my burning desire to read. The National Geographic subscription was really meant to get my brother to start reading. My brother, very late in life, learned he too suffered from dyslexia , but didn’t find out until he was in his late 50’s.National GEographic

Grandpa was nice enough to keep the subscription up. I still have those issues— from 1952-2000. My brother would have pitched them. (You can see them in the picture below.)

Now, I’m not insinuating they were all uneducated and stupid…far from it. As anybody can tell you, you don’t have to be book educated to succeed in life. And with the college professors of today, running the world, you can see where that’s gotten us.

So there I was, considered hopeless by my family—never in the real world, always in books. They really had no hopes for me at all—their biggest dream for me was that I would marry a golf pro. After endless attempts of dragging me to the local country club for dinner, they finally gave up, because I would always take a book along to dinner.

Mostly because I felt so …stupid…I was always searching for knowledge. I have always been.so hopelessly addicted to knowledge, that every single man I really fell for, was an ‘intellectual.’ (Before my husband.)

It was never about looks. I was always hoping to LEARN something from them.

Of course it never worked out that way. The intelligent men were more interested in sex. Shocking, I know. (LOL!) I think Marilyn Monroe married a man that was an ‘intellectual’ (Arthur Miller), and she was probably hoping to get “knowledge” from him, but I don’t think Arthur Miller was ever into Marilyn or having intelligent conversations with her.Marilyn and Arther

( I never HAVE liked that guy.)

So, I stopped looking to men for knowledge, and I went back to the books. Sex, while fun, doesn’t make you any smarter. (If you notice— the Marilyn Monroe part was just another bit I’ve read, and the correlation to my subject of life experiences with intelligent men, just seem to fit. ….I do this a lot.)

Then one day, I was reading some quotes from John Adams, from his dairy, and he was scolding himself for being addicted to books. Something I do all the time.

I can’t TELL you what a relief that was.

OMG. So THAT’s why I’m so fucked up, I thought to myself. To forgive myself, I told myself I could BLAME my addiction on my DNA. Somehow that pesky gene missed my mother. She was into math. She loved math. The reason she ran a business was because she just loved dealing with figures and spread sheets— all of it. She was never happier than when she was in her office pounding on her large adding machine. (There were no computers back then.)

J.A. Library

J.A. Library

Addictions to anything are not always a good thing…so why am I addicted to books?

It’s the mysteries that gives me the thrill. And they, are—– endless.

Today, I thought I’d share a few things from some of the books I’m reading, and hopefully, if one of you, my dear readers, know the answer to any of these questions, or have thoughts on these subjects, you will comment and I can READ some more.

And that would just make my day…as I’m always looking for the answers to the mysteries…so, here we go:

Obama—Newsweek, Feb., 2008

Here’s some proof that you need more than DNA to think straight:Susan Eisenhower

Guess what Republican supported Barack Obama for President? Susan Eisenhower…Ike’s granddaughter, who ran a international consulting firm, said in 2008.

In Eisenhower’s view, Obama is the only candidate who can build a national consensus on the issues more important to her—energy, global warming, an aging population, and America’s standing in the world.

“He doesn’t attack Republicans, he doesn’t attack whites and he never sees to draw these dividing lines that Bill Clinton does.”

(We’ll blame Mamie’s side of the family for Susan’s lack of…smarts, shall we? .)


Steroids, Roger Clemens—Newsweek, Feb 2008

At the time, Roger Clemens was being investigated for Steroid Use:

McNamme has told federal investigators And formal senator George Mitchells Major League Baseball inquiry that he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone. Clemens insists that he has never taken steroid and the McNamme gave him painkiller and vitamin shots.Roger Clemens

Clemens was found not guilty, but if you ask me, he could have easily taken steroids. When politicians lie to protect their reputation and big salaries, why should we be surprised when athletes do?

Here’s the problem. Our government now sticks its nose into sports teams and their players. They have committees, Congressional hearings…where they get paid royally to sit around and pontificate about the criminals in sports.

They condemned the sports player almost as a criminals…on dubious crimes: Steroids, whether they are being treated right as “gays”, whether they are beating their wives, whether they should be named after Indian tribes.

It is none of their damn business.

Congress should stay out of the moral issues of sports. That’s NOT their job. Why don’t they go after the criminals among themselves? Clean their own house first. There is nothing in the Constitution that says, putting sports teams on trial are part of the government’s job.

Why do they do it? To keep the focus OFF themselves, and get paid for it. It’s really clever, and criminal in itself.

The steroids issue could be solved easily. Start over Baseball record history at the point of steroid use: It would take a SIMPLE plague in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

As for criminals in sports? That’s up to the local cops to take care of.


EMP’s—UFO’s myths, conspiracies, and realities.

Many UFO officialdom’s claim that UFO’s use EMP’s to shut down electronics.UFO EMP

EMP as a weapon will fry electronics and do permanent damage, However the UFO reports claim that electronic are shut down and later restored. That is not consistent with EMP.

They also claim that the aliens want us for food.Harry reid

How could ETs advanced so far without creation of a renewable food supply?

I agree with both of those comments. Although, I for one, would volunteer Harry Reid for desert. They might need a whole lot of ketchup, but I’m sure he would make a good meal.

(ET’s? Are you listening?)

Tesla talked to ET—UFO Hunters

My son just told me (from something he saw on the History Channel) that most of the technology we have today, came from ‘reverse’ engineering gotten from crashed UFO’s.Telsa

So…Did Telsa really say he talked to ET’s? Anybody? (engineers out there?)

It has been suggested by some Tesla researchers that Tesla reverse engineered some of the ET technology for particle beam weaponry, and wireless energy and antigravity from those extraterrestrials, with whom, he claimed he had been in contact with.

So did Telsa talk to aliens? What do YOU think?

Frankly, I wish they reverse engineer the toasters of the 1960’s. These new toasters are crap.


UFO Weapon Bean—Need To Know

Francis P. Wll, Private First Class, was serving in the 25the division, 27th Regiment, 2nd Battalion, “Easy” Company, in the “Iron Triangle” near Chorwon, South Korea, when he witnessed an unusual orange glowing object, it came close and turned a blue-green brilliant light:

The company attacked the UFO with bullets…Lots of bullets. This obviously angered the UFO, and then they were all hit…by some kind of invisible wave.

You could feel a burning, tingling sensation all over your body, as thought something were penetrating you. So the company commander hauled us into our bunkers. It was as though that was the end of it. But three days later the entire company of men had to be evacuated by ambulance. They were too weak to walk. And they had dysentery, and an extremely high white blood cell county.

Following the incident, Wall suffered from severe headaches, dysentery and nausea, and loss of appetite.

Nobody reported it, because they didn’t want to appear crazy. Wall went from 180 pounds to 138 pounds and to this day has short memory loss and a hard time keeping up his weight.

(A problem many movie actresses would die for.)

Any thoughts on this one?

Thyroid—First Family.

And back to Adams—-Yes, I’m in this middle of this book, and found this:

Some of my books...

Some of my books…

“It is possible that John suffered from a thyroid imbalance, which provides a physical explanation of his severs mood swings. “

I take thyroid pills, my mother had thyroid problems, and every generation of women on my mother’s side back six generations had thyroid troubles. A few even had huge goiters. My son has thyroid problems.

So, not only did I inherited it seems a book addiction, I inherited the crummy thyroid, and thank goodness I finally got help.

“Mood Swings” is a very nice way to describe it. I would explain it more as “Demons from hell.”


And there you go….I have been writing now since 2000 and I can count the number of commenter’s to my blogs on one hand.

I’m not sure if it’s because I write too much, or nobody has anything to say…or I’m just too thyroid frigging crazy.

At this point, I just tell myself to treat comments like sex: it’s great when it happens., but if it doesn’t, I can always go read a book.

And by the way, if you made it THIS far—thanks for reading!

cat funny

 

 

October 19, 2014 Posted by | Opinion, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

Can I Rent a Tornado?

Nobody Flashes

Here’s two wedding pictures that are unique in their own way—one photographer captured a tornado, the other, a herd of deer.

The last one is mine. Taken by a Mexican waiter one hour after the wedding. While my wedding pictures were not professional, they cost nothing.

Those were taken 22 years ago–My dress…was old, our rings were all together $100 dollars at Grandpa Pigeons, the preacher and the little church, $100, dinner for four at Casa Gallardo —(my two best friends and us)–$100. Flowers…$10.

All together our day cost $310, below the price of both those wedding dresses!

HA! (Okay, so I had BIG hair.) But, I AM frugal!

Still—- to have wedding pictures with tornadoes and deer in the background? I would have paid.

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October 19, 2014 Posted by | love, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

Hawk VS Drone

Nobody Flashes

—-Just about the most popular video of this week….a hawk destroys a man’s small drone.

Something tells me a lot of people are going to be training hawks soon…just like the Saudi Kings.

And another thing….has Amazon really THOUGHT about how the drone delivery that they want to start is going to go over with the big birds?

Can you imagine your new toaster lying damaged on your front lawn?

Not to mention…books. Birds LOVE to chew books. I ought to know.

I once knew a parrot that eat half a picnic table.

Anyway, It’s Sunday. Obama is playing golf, and for a brief moment in time, we can all enjoy the silence…and the birds singing….and soaring…and attacking your neighbor’s new toy.

 

October 18, 2014 Posted by | Nature, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Conumdrums

Nobody Gets Email–

And SPEAKING of the meaning of words—–here’s an email which takes a simple word to the full extent of its meaning…

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)


Conundrums
The definition of the word conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing.bear in hammock

Here are six conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

  1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
  2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

  3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.

  4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.

  5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

  6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it!
That, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st century.

Makes you wonder who is doing the math.

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the
direction of our current government and cultural environment:

We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

Funny how that works.

And here’s another one worth considering…

Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t. Think about it…..and last but not least,

Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens?

Am I the only one missing something?

October 18, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

The Soldiers And George W. Bush

Nobody Gets Email

There’s one thing you can say about George W. Bush, he truly appreciates the American soldier, there is just no denying it Here’s some great pictures for everyone to enjoy.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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October 17, 2014 Posted by | Military, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

COMRADES! The New Ebola Czar Will Save Us!

Nobody Cares

In 2008, Obama was warned about how he should do something to keep the Ebola virus in Africa in check, but he..did nothing. And good thing too. Now that Obama has welcomed with open arms all Ebola sufferers in Africa, he has fomented a major crisis here, and sent our soldiers over there to bring it back here in hopes of getting it going.

Why, Africa shouldn’t be the ONLY country to suffer! Ron Klain

And what a lucky break! Obamacare did not get complete control over hospitals, and now’s their chance. Because the CDC doesn’t have control over hospitals, Obama can now…put in place Federal control over how hospitals treat Ebola patients, and in the future, just about every other thing you can think of.

In the United Soviet States of America, we need…another CZAR!

And he has JUST the man to do it: Ron Klain, an expert in Ebola and diseases and he has spent his whole life trying to wipe out the disease…Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.!!

Wait. No, Ron Klain was Joe Biden Chief of Staff and just another lawyer from Harvard.

From Wiki:

Ronald A. “Ron” Klain is an American lawyer and political operative best known for serving as Chief of Staff to two Vice PresidentsAl Gore (1995–1999) and Joseph Biden (2009–2011).[1][2] He is an influential Democratic Party insider. Earlier in his career, he was a law clerk for Supreme Court Justice Byron “Whizzer” White during the Court’s 1987 and 1988 Terms and worked on Capitol Hill, where he was Chief Counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee during the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nomination.

Just WAIT till this global warming, death panel, all-whites-are-bigots Czar gets a hold of that Ebola virus! And that’s who Obama put in place to take care of this mess.

Some are not thrilled with his choice:shock boy

Rep. Andy Harris, R-Md., slammed the decision on Twitter.

Worst Ebola epidemic in world history and Pres. Obama puts a government bureaucrat with no healthcare experience in charge. Is he serious?” Harris tweeted.

And some are:

(Comrade) Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., praised Obama’s decision.

“I’ve known Ron Klain for over twenty years. He is smart, aggressive, and levelheaded; exactly the qualities we need in a czar to steer our response to Ebola. He is an excellent choice,” Schumer told CBS News in a statement.

As the Democrats always say: “If you can’t get in the front door, go in the back.”

So, it’s only a matter of time before Obama starts dictating who gets admitted to be treated in the hospitals and who doesn’t.

All people from Africa will be admitted immediately.

But, if you happen to be over 75, and an American citizen, and from that evil white race?

I would take Drudge’s advice:

Just don’t leave the house.

October 17, 2014 Posted by | Ebola, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Bob

Nobody’s Fool

I can’t help myself, this guy is growing on me. Here he makes the point that Presidents want the taxpayers to pay for their secret service for life, and yet, they want us to be unarmed. Even IF they did not have enough money to secure armed guards for themselves, their life pensions alone would leave them enough to do it.

That does not include their massive Presidential libraries.

One might say—- but Joyanna, JFK was killed. (And NOT an x-president at the time)

Right, and HOW many secret service men did he have guarding him that day? I think the FBI should always provide intell to them, but having to pay for FBI agents to bodyguard them AND their families for life? I’m with Bob.

What say you?

He now calls his videos, “Drinking with Bob.” Another reason I like the guy.

So, Congratulations BOB…you win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week: pass the tequila and tell me what’s next.

Enjoy!

 

October 16, 2014 Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

It’s Time to Call the Duck— a very DANGEROUS Duck

Nobody Wins.

First: Still a little under the weather, so I have posted two excellent video’s on what seems to be bearing out before us:

Forget about Ebola for a minute….we have a much BIGGER problem.

The biggest concern that is becoming obvious—is that the man in the White House is not just merely incompetent, he if far more than that:

He is dangerous. He IS our enemy.

Passing Obamacare has hurt the economy as much as 9/11…add to that his policy of open borders, going after his enemies, and now filling the country with disease, it seems he is also letting the dangerous into our mist, and we WILL be attacked.

Whether this is Agenda 21, or just the dreams of a Muslim Lover, does it matter at this point?

Islam is always the same: They lie, and enter countries, smile sweetly, and then, build their Mosque on top of the destroyed churches. Obama IS a Muslim. I have seen their destruction right in my own neighborhood. Mosques are everywhere, and Islam does NOT play with others.

Obama IS the clear and present danger. If you can watch both these videos’, and come away with a different opinion, then I have no idea what else to say.

His biggest enemy is the Tea Party Patriot. All else, will bow before him.

I tend to agree with most everything that Nonie Darwish says, and intend to get her book.

Basically, the Brotherhood is slowly taking over in the West–and Obama is placing them here. (And helping ISIS)

And now, watch this. It’s time we start calling the Duck..what he is: A liar: and a Muslim who thinks America should be…Islamic.

We can’t protect America, and fight for our home, unless we see the danger before us…and his name is.. Barack Hussein Obama.

What’s in a name? EVERYTHING.

October 15, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Do We REALLY Need to Dance With Turnips?

Nobody Wonders

If you want to know just how low, the office of the Presidency has fallen, all you have to do is see our “First Lady”, or should I say, “First woman to ever dance with a turnip” send this message out on the White House site to the nation.

When I saw this, I asked my husband….  “So, what dishes are made with turnips?” I honestly have never used a turnip nor care to. But my husband said, “I used to eat them when I was a kid, I would put salt on them.”

Proof that my husband should be promoting turnips, NOT Michelle Obama…or is this video, something else?

Is this Michelle’s way of communicating a secret message? And if so? To Whom?

Does Obama want her to turn up for another fundraiser in that honky state of Iowa? And this is her way of telling him she is NOT doing it?

Is she telling Oprah she’d better turn up to help her husband or she knows ‘what’ will happen to her?

Is she telling kids they should turn up to school and dance with their turnips, because that’s all they are getting?

Or…has she just lost her mind and wants to start a soul group called, The Dancing Turnips?

I truly hope the “ladies’ of the nation make their own video’s, and dance with cupcakes, donuts, and Ding Dongs.

Let’s send a message.You can lead a nation to a turnip, but you can’t make them eat it!”

 

October 15, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

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