Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Arizona Voter

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two voters who just can’t seem to find the time to go to the voting booth on election day: ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama VS Lowly Arizona Voter.

FIRST VOTER: Let’s start with Obama. Sure…he’s busy. There’s those ISIS…uh ISIL…. guys just about to take over Baghdad, democrats are like traitorous Judas’, denying they even KNEW the name Obama in an election year..yes they are denying…the Messiah.

It’s a hard time— war, pestilent, death, Ebola, and being without Valerie Jarret has not been easy. Nobody is there to eat pie with you.Obama and pie

Putin is threatening to nuke you. Nobody Knows where Kim Jong-Un is, and China won’t talk to you.

Iran won’t call you back. The border is open, but you really didn’t expect THAT many kids to flood across. You told those people only a few thousand at a time. Every democrat you ever got money from wants payback. Even the women are saying that they “don’t feel safe.” Your new Ebola Czar didn’t even show up at the first Ebola meeting.

On top of that, your credit card was refused at the restaurant last night.

Since Michelle got rid of the pastry chef, you now have to sneak out of the White House to get your “munchies” fix.

Finding time to play golf is getting harder and harder. We know; life is rough. You just can’t find the time to vote, so while you were in Chicago, you voted EARLY.

Voting on election day, would just be too hard. You’ve already made a tee-time in Palm Springs for that day, and heck, making an extra stop in Chicago just to VOTE would be a big waste of the taxpayer’s money!

SECOND VOTER:

He doesn’t even care that stuffing the ballot box with hundreds of ‘early’ voting ballots is illegal. Sure, it’s nothing new, but he almost gave the poor guy at the voting booth a heart attack.

A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party.

Guy: “What’s your problem?”

LaFaro: “I don’t have a problem.”

Guy: “Stop watching me. You’re annoying me.”

LaFaro: “One of your ballots isn’t sealed.”

Guy: “It’s none of your business. What’s your name?”

LaFaro: “I’m the chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party. What’s yours?”

Guy: “Go f*** yourself. I don’t have to tell you who I am.”

Definitely one of Obama’s boys.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?

Obama. He could very well have mailed in his vote for Chicago…..He’s the *$&%ing President. If he can bomb Libya without permission, he could certainly have sent his vote in by special plane.

But, he needs blacks and the young to go EARLY to vote in November, because that way, he can use fraud to keep the democrats in office. At this point, fraud IS their only hope.

The second video is proof of how the democrats use fraud. They did it to get Obama elected—– at least in the last election

Early voting—–Michelle and Obama are pushing it big time. It’s the only way they can get hundreds of voting boxes stuffed with Donald Ducks.

By the way, I could only stomach the first video once. When it comes to the false Messiah, I’d say being a Judas is…highly forgiven.Stalin

 

October 20, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

It’s Nobody’s Opinion That Nobody Can Read Too Much

Nobody’s Opinion

A bit more than opinion today…just because:

True confession: I am an addict. A book addict. Some women love to cook, some women love to shop, some women just like to…I have no idea what they do with their spare time. Another true confession: I don’t have too many girl friends. Never have had any. Most of the women I know, love to cook and shop. I can only do that for so long…because I’d rather be reading a book.Book reader

Growing up, I felt like the odd man out. Nobody in my family liked to read. My mother didn’t read to me when I was a child, and I had trouble in the first grade due to what I know now to be a mild form of dyslexia….but back in those days, when the NEA was not in control, the teachers would take the time to help one child, and my first grade teacher did just that. It only took about one week, of one hour after school—she worked with me. Once I understood it, why I couldn’t read…and figured out how to correct it… I couldn’t stop.

I never saw my mother read a book, although she must have in high school because she finished high school early (at the very top of her class) so she could go to New York and be a ballet dancer. She just skipped a grade…the 12th. (Back when school was a LOT harder.) She got her high school diploma and the summer before she was to go to New York, she busted her kneecap on a kitchen cabinet door.

There went that dream.

I saw my father read…only golf books. That’s all he read. He was…addicted to golf.

I don’t think my brother ever read a book in his life. He got through high school on charm and good looks. There wasn’t a woman in the world he could not charm, and teachers were no exception.

It was my grandfather, who unknowingly fueled my burning desire to read. The National Geographic subscription was really meant to get my brother to start reading. My brother, very late in life, learned he too suffered from dyslexia , but didn’t find out until he was in his late 50’s.National GEographic

Grandpa was nice enough to keep the subscription up. I still have those issues— from 1952-2000. My brother would have pitched them. (You can see them in the picture below.)

Now, I’m not insinuating they were all uneducated and stupid…far from it. As anybody can tell you, you don’t have to be book educated to succeed in life. And with the college professors of today, running the world, you can see where that’s gotten us.

So there I was, considered hopeless by my family—never in the real world, always in books. They really had no hopes for me at all—their biggest dream for me was that I would marry a golf pro. After endless attempts of dragging me to the local country club for dinner, they finally gave up, because I would always take a book along to dinner.

Mostly because I felt so …stupid…I was always searching for knowledge. I have always been.so hopelessly addicted to knowledge, that every single man I really fell for, was an ‘intellectual.’ (Before my husband.)

It was never about looks. I was always hoping to LEARN something from them.

Of course it never worked out that way. The intelligent men were more interested in sex. Shocking, I know. (LOL!) I think Marilyn Monroe married a man that was an ‘intellectual’ (Arthur Miller), and she was probably hoping to get “knowledge” from him, but I don’t think Arthur Miller was ever into Marilyn or having intelligent conversations with her.Marilyn and Arther

( I never HAVE liked that guy.)

So, I stopped looking to men for knowledge, and I went back to the books. Sex, while fun, doesn’t make you any smarter. (If you notice— the Marilyn Monroe part was just another bit I’ve read, and the correlation to my subject of life experiences with intelligent men, just seem to fit. ….I do this a lot.)

Then one day, I was reading some quotes from John Adams, from his dairy, and he was scolding himself for being addicted to books. Something I do all the time.

I can’t TELL you what a relief that was.

OMG. So THAT’s why I’m so fucked up, I thought to myself. To forgive myself, I told myself I could BLAME my addiction on my DNA. Somehow that pesky gene missed my mother. She was into math. She loved math. The reason she ran a business was because she just loved dealing with figures and spread sheets— all of it. She was never happier than when she was in her office pounding on her large adding machine. (There were no computers back then.)

J.A. Library

J.A. Library

Addictions to anything are not always a good thing…so why am I addicted to books?

It’s the mysteries that gives me the thrill. And they, are—– endless.

Today, I thought I’d share a few things from some of the books I’m reading, and hopefully, if one of you, my dear readers, know the answer to any of these questions, or have thoughts on these subjects, you will comment and I can READ some more.

And that would just make my day…as I’m always looking for the answers to the mysteries…so, here we go:

Obama—Newsweek, Feb., 2008

Here’s some proof that you need more than DNA to think straight:Susan Eisenhower

Guess what Republican supported Barack Obama for President? Susan Eisenhower…Ike’s granddaughter, who ran a international consulting firm, said in 2008.

In Eisenhower’s view, Obama is the only candidate who can build a national consensus on the issues more important to her—energy, global warming, an aging population, and America’s standing in the world.

“He doesn’t attack Republicans, he doesn’t attack whites and he never sees to draw these dividing lines that Bill Clinton does.”

(We’ll blame Mamie’s side of the family for Susan’s lack of…smarts, shall we? .)


Steroids, Roger Clemens—Newsweek, Feb 2008

At the time, Roger Clemens was being investigated for Steroid Use:

McNamme has told federal investigators And formal senator George Mitchells Major League Baseball inquiry that he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone. Clemens insists that he has never taken steroid and the McNamme gave him painkiller and vitamin shots.Roger Clemens

Clemens was found not guilty, but if you ask me, he could have easily taken steroids. When politicians lie to protect their reputation and big salaries, why should we be surprised when athletes do?

Here’s the problem. Our government now sticks its nose into sports teams and their players. They have committees, Congressional hearings…where they get paid royally to sit around and pontificate about the criminals in sports.

They condemned the sports player almost as a criminals…on dubious crimes: Steroids, whether they are being treated right as “gays”, whether they are beating their wives, whether they should be named after Indian tribes.

It is none of their damn business.

Congress should stay out of the moral issues of sports. That’s NOT their job. Why don’t they go after the criminals among themselves? Clean their own house first. There is nothing in the Constitution that says, putting sports teams on trial are part of the government’s job.

Why do they do it? To keep the focus OFF themselves, and get paid for it. It’s really clever, and criminal in itself.

The steroids issue could be solved easily. Start over Baseball record history at the point of steroid use: It would take a SIMPLE plague in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

As for criminals in sports? That’s up to the local cops to take care of.


EMP’s—UFO’s myths, conspiracies, and realities.

Many UFO officialdom’s claim that UFO’s use EMP’s to shut down electronics.UFO EMP

EMP as a weapon will fry electronics and do permanent damage, However the UFO reports claim that electronic are shut down and later restored. That is not consistent with EMP.

They also claim that the aliens want us for food.Harry reid

How could ETs advanced so far without creation of a renewable food supply?

I agree with both of those comments. Although, I for one, would volunteer Harry Reid for desert. They might need a whole lot of ketchup, but I’m sure he would make a good meal.

(ET’s? Are you listening?)

Tesla talked to ET—UFO Hunters

My son just told me (from something he saw on the History Channel) that most of the technology we have today, came from ‘reverse’ engineering gotten from crashed UFO’s.Telsa

So…Did Telsa really say he talked to ET’s? Anybody? (engineers out there?)

It has been suggested by some Tesla researchers that Tesla reverse engineered some of the ET technology for particle beam weaponry, and wireless energy and antigravity from those extraterrestrials, with whom, he claimed he had been in contact with.

So did Telsa talk to aliens? What do YOU think?

Frankly, I wish they reverse engineer the toasters of the 1960’s. These new toasters are crap.


UFO Weapon Bean—Need To Know

Francis P. Wll, Private First Class, was serving in the 25the division, 27th Regiment, 2nd Battalion, “Easy” Company, in the “Iron Triangle” near Chorwon, South Korea, when he witnessed an unusual orange glowing object, it came close and turned a blue-green brilliant light:

The company attacked the UFO with bullets…Lots of bullets. This obviously angered the UFO, and then they were all hit…by some kind of invisible wave.

You could feel a burning, tingling sensation all over your body, as thought something were penetrating you. So the company commander hauled us into our bunkers. It was as though that was the end of it. But three days later the entire company of men had to be evacuated by ambulance. They were too weak to walk. And they had dysentery, and an extremely high white blood cell county.

Following the incident, Wall suffered from severe headaches, dysentery and nausea, and loss of appetite.

Nobody reported it, because they didn’t want to appear crazy. Wall went from 180 pounds to 138 pounds and to this day has short memory loss and a hard time keeping up his weight.

(A problem many movie actresses would die for.)

Any thoughts on this one?

Thyroid—First Family.

And back to Adams—-Yes, I’m in this middle of this book, and found this:

Some of my books...

Some of my books…

“It is possible that John suffered from a thyroid imbalance, which provides a physical explanation of his severs mood swings. “

I take thyroid pills, my mother had thyroid problems, and every generation of women on my mother’s side back six generations had thyroid troubles. A few even had huge goiters. My son has thyroid problems.

So, not only did I inherited it seems a book addiction, I inherited the crummy thyroid, and thank goodness I finally got help.

“Mood Swings” is a very nice way to describe it. I would explain it more as “Demons from hell.”


And there you go….I have been writing now since 2000 and I can count the number of commenter’s to my blogs on one hand.

I’m not sure if it’s because I write too much, or nobody has anything to say…or I’m just too thyroid frigging crazy.

At this point, I just tell myself to treat comments like sex: it’s great when it happens., but if it doesn’t, I can always go read a book.

And by the way, if you made it THIS far—thanks for reading!

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October 19, 2014 Posted by | Opinion, Uncategorized | | 5 Comments

Can I Rent a Tornado?

Nobody Flashes

Here’s two wedding pictures that are unique in their own way—one photographer captured a tornado, the other, a herd of deer.

The last one is mine. Taken by a Mexican waiter one hour after the wedding. While my wedding pictures were not professional, they cost nothing.

Those were taken 22 years ago–My dress…was old, our rings were all together $100 dollars at Grandpa Pigeons, the preacher and the little church, $100, dinner for four at Casa Gallardo —(my two best friends and us)–$100. Flowers…$10.

All together our day cost $310, below the price of both those wedding dresses!

HA! (Okay, so I had BIG hair.) But, I AM frugal!

Still—- to have wedding pictures with tornadoes and deer in the background? I would have paid.

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October 19, 2014 Posted by | love, Uncategorized | | 5 Comments

Hawk VS Drone

Nobody Flashes

—-Just about the most popular video of this week….a hawk destroys a man’s small drone.

Something tells me a lot of people are going to be training hawks soon…just like the Saudi Kings.

And another thing….has Amazon really THOUGHT about how the drone delivery that they want to start is going to go over with the big birds?

Can you imagine your new toaster lying damaged on your front lawn?

Not to mention…books. Birds LOVE to chew books. I ought to know.

I once knew a parrot that eat half a picnic table.

Anyway, It’s Sunday. Obama is playing golf, and for a brief moment in time, we can all enjoy the silence…and the birds singing….and soaring…and attacking your neighbor’s new toy.

 

October 18, 2014 Posted by | Nature, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Conumdrums

Nobody Gets Email–

And SPEAKING of the meaning of words—–here’s an email which takes a simple word to the full extent of its meaning…

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)


Conundrums
The definition of the word conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing.bear in hammock

Here are six conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

  1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
  2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

  3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.

  4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.

  5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

  6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it!
That, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st century.

Makes you wonder who is doing the math.

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the
direction of our current government and cultural environment:

We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

Funny how that works.

And here’s another one worth considering…

Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t. Think about it…..and last but not least,

Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens?

Am I the only one missing something?

October 18, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

The Soldiers And George W. Bush

Nobody Gets Email

There’s one thing you can say about George W. Bush, he truly appreciates the American soldier, there is just no denying it Here’s some great pictures for everyone to enjoy.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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October 17, 2014 Posted by | Military, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

COMRADES! The New Ebola Czar Will Save Us!

Nobody Cares

In 2008, Obama was warned about how he should do something to keep the Ebola virus in Africa in check, but he..did nothing. And good thing too. Now that Obama has welcomed with open arms all Ebola sufferers in Africa, he has fomented a major crisis here, and sent our soldiers over there to bring it back here in hopes of getting it going.

Why, Africa shouldn’t be the ONLY country to suffer! Ron Klain

And what a lucky break! Obamacare did not get complete control over hospitals, and now’s their chance. Because the CDC doesn’t have control over hospitals, Obama can now…put in place Federal control over how hospitals treat Ebola patients, and in the future, just about every other thing you can think of.

In the United Soviet States of America, we need…another CZAR!

And he has JUST the man to do it: Ron Klain, an expert in Ebola and diseases and he has spent his whole life trying to wipe out the disease…Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.!!

Wait. No, Ron Klain was Joe Biden Chief of Staff and just another lawyer from Harvard.

From Wiki:

Ronald A. “Ron” Klain is an American lawyer and political operative best known for serving as Chief of Staff to two Vice PresidentsAl Gore (1995–1999) and Joseph Biden (2009–2011).[1][2] He is an influential Democratic Party insider. Earlier in his career, he was a law clerk for Supreme Court Justice Byron “Whizzer” White during the Court’s 1987 and 1988 Terms and worked on Capitol Hill, where he was Chief Counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee during the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nomination.

Just WAIT till this global warming, death panel, all-whites-are-bigots Czar gets a hold of that Ebola virus! And that’s who Obama put in place to take care of this mess.

Some are not thrilled with his choice:shock boy

Rep. Andy Harris, R-Md., slammed the decision on Twitter.

Worst Ebola epidemic in world history and Pres. Obama puts a government bureaucrat with no healthcare experience in charge. Is he serious?” Harris tweeted.

And some are:

(Comrade) Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., praised Obama’s decision.

“I’ve known Ron Klain for over twenty years. He is smart, aggressive, and levelheaded; exactly the qualities we need in a czar to steer our response to Ebola. He is an excellent choice,” Schumer told CBS News in a statement.

As the Democrats always say: “If you can’t get in the front door, go in the back.”

So, it’s only a matter of time before Obama starts dictating who gets admitted to be treated in the hospitals and who doesn’t.

All people from Africa will be admitted immediately.

But, if you happen to be over 75, and an American citizen, and from that evil white race?

I would take Drudge’s advice:

Just don’t leave the house.

October 17, 2014 Posted by | Ebola, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Bob

Nobody’s Fool

I can’t help myself, this guy is growing on me. Here he makes the point that Presidents want the taxpayers to pay for their secret service for life, and yet, they want us to be unarmed. Even IF they did not have enough money to secure armed guards for themselves, their life pensions alone would leave them enough to do it.

That does not include their massive Presidential libraries.

One might say—- but Joyanna, JFK was killed. (And NOT an x-president at the time)

Right, and HOW many secret service men did he have guarding him that day? I think the FBI should always provide intell to them, but having to pay for FBI agents to bodyguard them AND their families for life? I’m with Bob.

What say you?

He now calls his videos, “Drinking with Bob.” Another reason I like the guy.

So, Congratulations BOB…you win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week: pass the tequila and tell me what’s next.

Enjoy!

 

October 16, 2014 Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

It’s Time to Call the Duck— a very DANGEROUS Duck

Nobody Wins.

First: Still a little under the weather, so I have posted two excellent video’s on what seems to be bearing out before us:

Forget about Ebola for a minute….we have a much BIGGER problem.

The biggest concern that is becoming obvious—is that the man in the White House is not just merely incompetent, he if far more than that:

He is dangerous. He IS our enemy.

Passing Obamacare has hurt the economy as much as 9/11…add to that his policy of open borders, going after his enemies, and now filling the country with disease, it seems he is also letting the dangerous into our mist, and we WILL be attacked.

Whether this is Agenda 21, or just the dreams of a Muslim Lover, does it matter at this point?

Islam is always the same: They lie, and enter countries, smile sweetly, and then, build their Mosque on top of the destroyed churches. Obama IS a Muslim. I have seen their destruction right in my own neighborhood. Mosques are everywhere, and Islam does NOT play with others.

Obama IS the clear and present danger. If you can watch both these videos’, and come away with a different opinion, then I have no idea what else to say.

His biggest enemy is the Tea Party Patriot. All else, will bow before him.

I tend to agree with most everything that Nonie Darwish says, and intend to get her book.

Basically, the Brotherhood is slowly taking over in the West–and Obama is placing them here. (And helping ISIS)

And now, watch this. It’s time we start calling the Duck..what he is: A liar: and a Muslim who thinks America should be…Islamic.

We can’t protect America, and fight for our home, unless we see the danger before us…and his name is.. Barack Hussein Obama.

What’s in a name? EVERYTHING.

October 15, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Do We REALLY Need to Dance With Turnips?

Nobody Wonders

If you want to know just how low, the office of the Presidency has fallen, all you have to do is see our “First Lady”, or should I say, “First woman to ever dance with a turnip” send this message out on the White House site to the nation.

When I saw this, I asked my husband….  “So, what dishes are made with turnips?” I honestly have never used a turnip nor care to. But my husband said, “I used to eat them when I was a kid, I would put salt on them.”

Proof that my husband should be promoting turnips, NOT Michelle Obama…or is this video, something else?

Is this Michelle’s way of communicating a secret message? And if so? To Whom?

Does Obama want her to turn up for another fundraiser in that honky state of Iowa? And this is her way of telling him she is NOT doing it?

Is she telling Oprah she’d better turn up to help her husband or she knows ‘what’ will happen to her?

Is she telling kids they should turn up to school and dance with their turnips, because that’s all they are getting?

Or…has she just lost her mind and wants to start a soul group called, The Dancing Turnips?

I truly hope the “ladies’ of the nation make their own video’s, and dance with cupcakes, donuts, and Ding Dongs.

Let’s send a message.You can lead a nation to a turnip, but you can’t make them eat it!”

 

October 15, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows….

Nobody Knows….cold

Last night I had a terrific cold, along with aches and pains, and as I sat down to write, my computer mal-functioned.

To which I said, “%#@&” it.

Be rest assured that the Nobody Knows column next week, at this time, will be much more entertaining.

October 15, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Blacks Do Not Have Freedom? Do do What?

Nobody Reports

What is so funny about this video, is that the mall they were in, has very upscale shops like Macy’s, and notice how very FEW customers are walking around. Even in the very “rich” have been hit by this horrible economic depression. I have been in all the malls, and your are lucky to see more than ten people during the week.

Another absurdity is the shout to be “free”. What? You have to laugh. What freedom don’t they have? They are free to shoplift, shout, complain, get free cell phones, whatever you can imagine. So, we have seen them at the symphony protesting, downtown at the ball park, and in the university (Where they can get free food and use the toilets.) They are certainly not going to sit out in the rain. And how about those signs? They were professionally made, probably in some democratic office by interns getting ready for the upcoming riots.

While many think, this is just going to pass, I’m wondering.

And yes, Nobody still wonders— where in the United States do blacks not have freedom?

Somebody should ask them.

(h/t  Gateway Pundit)

 

October 14, 2014 Posted by | Race, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: The CDC VS the Post Office

 Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two government agencies who are NOT doing their jobs for the American people: The CDC and the Post Office.CDC poster

Let’s start with the CDC. When the first Ebola patient was put in a Texas hospital, Thomas Frieden, the head of the CDC, got on TV as quickly as possible and said: Don’t worry— Be Happy! Ebola is not very contagious and the worst thing we can do is stop letting people from Africa come here.

Remember, Zars cost stock portfolio’s MILLIONS of dollars because people just stayed home out of fear and the WHO Director-General Margaret Chan, said 90 percent of economic costs of any outbreak “come from irrational and disorganized efforts of the public to avoid infection.”

(You can see what’s on their minds, can’t you?)

Thomas assured everyone the CDC was on it, there were professionals handling all the vomit, diarrhea, and spit of the poor black man in Texas, 70 of them in fact.

DALLAS (AP) — They drew his blood, put tubes down his throat and wiped up his diarrhea. They analyzed his urine and wiped saliva from his lips, even after he had lost consciousness. About 70 staff members at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital were involved in the care of Thomas Eric Duncan after he was hospitalized, including a nurse now being treated for the same Ebola virus that killed the Liberian man who was visiting Dallas, according to medical records his family provided to The Associated Press.

Wow…what happened?

“We have to rethink the way we address Ebola infection control. Even a single infection is unacceptable,” Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told reporters. “The care of Ebola is hard. We’re working to make it safer and easier.”

We got this!EBOLA Obama

Uh…but they don’t. One of the nurses caught it, and now, they have about 200 people they have to monitor because, well, they just want to be sure. That nurse did something wrong.

Yes, any Nobody on the planet earth could have told the CDC to limit the amount of people to take care of such a dangerous contagion. What hospital in their right minds would let over 70 people take care of this deathtrap? How about letting 4 do it, give them extra pay?

Hopefully, the CDC will ‘rethink’ having 400 doctors and nurses to one patient. Either they are trying to spread the disease, or math is not their strong suite.

Currently there are anywhere from 4 to 23 beds open for patients here, and since the CDC obviously is NOT prepared. (After all it’s already an epidemic, where were they?) They are setting up places now in every state. The center for disease control says by the end of the year, 14 million people will be infected with Ebola.

You know what this means don’t you? The Ferguson October group might have to postpone their protest rallies. (Darn.)Postman 2

NOBODY in their right minds feels that the man who had a hand in banishing sodas and cigarettes from the streets of New York, is out to protect them., but then, there’s a lot of people out of their minds at the moment.

And then there’s the Post Office. You might not know this, but the man or woman who delivers your mail, might not have your best interests in mind.

According to a man who knows: If the mailman doesn’t like you, he can accidentally ‘drop’ your bill payment just about anywhere, and even step on it. They can just lose it. Or he can put your mail in other people’s mailboxes…just for fun.

They also know if you are getting support checks, welfare checks, drugs, or live chickens. They know a lot about you. In fact, if the mailman wants to read your letters. he can open them up and do it, and just put in plastic bag and say “Received in conditions.”

If they know your not home and your door is unlocked, they can go in and use your bathroom, and see that new pink underwear you just bought for your anniversary.

I’m just saying.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the CDC for going out of their way to make sure we have an epidemic of Ebola spread throughout the United States because recinding 13,000 visas from Africa would be racist?black mailman

Or is it the bored and sometimes drunk post man, who could ruin your good credit, and maybe even break your toilet seat?

I pick…..

The Democratic Party!

Who ELSE could bring death in the form of a virus to potentially millions of Americans only to use the crisis to give Jesse Jackson a new car, and more money to blow on the upcoming elections?

How will they get the money? How they always do…they blame the GOP for everything and say they need more money. And it’s all about the money, isn’t it?

According to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the CDC was given nearly $3 billion to fight infectious diseases but spent only 6% of that for its declared purpose.

So, Congratulations Democrats! You win the Nobody’s Perfect (But you are just plain sick) award for the week!

(And by the way Democrats…your reward check’s in the mail, and I own a turkey.)Turkey

 

October 13, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Machines Replace Bartenders…Are We Ready?

Nobody FLashes

Robot Bartender to Set Sail On Cutting-Edge Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship

Have you gotten used to pumping your own gas yet? So—what do you think about your local Bartender being replaced by a machine?robot bartender two

No more great dirty jokes, no more sympathetic shoulders, no more Tom Cruise look-a-likes tossing the ladies their favorite drinks, no more ladies in revealing tops that you can watch on a lonely night, while dreaming of taking her home.

No more complaining that the bartender is cheating you on that shot and you are just drinking coke with just an ounce of rum instead of a shot.

Bar owners will be ecstatic to know, that their bartender cannot skim off the cash register any more.

No more college kids making money to put themselves though school…those jobs will soon be gone.

It’s here: The Robotic Bartender.

And they are starting to use them first: on Royal Caribbean:

The ship will implement the Makr Shakr, a drink-making robot that debuted last year at the Google I/O conference in San Francisco. Guests order their drink from a tablet and pay by tapping their electronic SeaPass cards; once the drinks is paid for, the robot mixes it and delivers to the guest via a conveyor belt. Royal Caribbean has spliced Bionic Bar renderings with footage of the Makr Shakr in action, so if you missed the robots the first time around, watch them at work here:

You won’t have to tip, but you CAN be sure, the prices on your menu will not be cheap. And while you get drunk, MAYBE that sexy robot behind the bar will start looking pretty good, and you could slip it a key to your hotel room, and maybe you will get a visit to your room, and that will be another robot.

But, here’ s the good news! You can now buy your own home robot bartender for just $5,000! (Even a non-drinker like me would love one of those.)

Why go to the local bar? Why waste gas money? In fact, have your friends over and charge them for drinks from your new robot bartender buddy! Whose going to know?

And if you want to get more for your buck, you can get a more efficent model for $160,000.

If the machine breaks down, you can always go down to the local pub and get your drink from a person who REALLY cares, and will serve you your glass of wine in a beautiful wine goblet instead of a paper cup.

At least…for now.
 

October 13, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

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