Nobody Gets Email
Here’s one I got several weeks ago, and it’s not a joke, but I’m posting it anyway. It’s the truth according to Dick Morris, who worked for the Clinton’s.
Bill Clinton’s loving Wife!
Her winning in 2016 means the final death knell for America!
Her whole public life has been a LIE.
By Dick Morris, former political advisor to President Bill Clinton
If you happen to see the Bill Clinton five minute TV ad for Hillary in which he introduces the commercial by saying he wants to share some things we may not know about Hillary’s background, beware as I was there for most of their presidency and know them better than just about anyone. I offer a few corrections:
Bill says: “In law school Hillary worked on legal services for the poor.”
The facts are: Hillary’s main extra-curricular activity in ‘Law School’ was helping the Black Panthers, on trial in Connecticut for torturing and killing a ‘Federal Agent’. She went to Court every day as part of a Law student monitoring committee trying to spot civil rights violations and develop grounds for appeal.
Bill says: “Hillary spent a year after graduation working on a Children’s rights project for poor kids.”
The facts are: Hillary interned with Bob Truehaft, the head of the California Communist Party. She met Bob when he represented the Panthers and traveled all the way to San Francisco to take an internship with him.
Bill says: “Hillary could have written her own job ticket, but she turned down all the lucrative job offers.”
The facts are: She flunked the D.C. bar exam, ‘Yes’, flunked it, it is a matter of record, and only passed the Arkansas bar. She had no job offers in Arkansas, ‘None’, and only got hired by the University of Arkansas Law School at Fayetteville because Bill was already teaching there. She did not join the prestigious Rose Law Firm until Bill became Arkansas Attorney General and was made a partner only after he was elected Arkansas Governor.
Bill says: “President Carter appointed Hillary to the Legal Services Board of Directors and she became its Chairman.”
The facts are: The appointment was in exchange for Bill’s support for Carter in his 1980 primary against Ted Kennedy. Hillary then became chairman in a coup in which she won a majority away from Carter’s choice to be chairman.
Bill says: “She served on the board of the Arkansas Children’s Hospital.”
The facts are: Yes she did. But her main board activity, not mentioned by Bill, was to sit on the Wal-Mart Board of Directors, for a substantial fee. She was silent about their labor and health care practices.
Bill says: “Hillary didn’t succeed at getting health care for all Americans in 1994 but she kept working at it and helped to create the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) that provides five million children with health insurance.”
The facts are: Hillary had nothing to do with creating CHIP. It was included in the budget deal between Clinton and Republican Majority Leader Senator Trent Lott. I know; I helped to negotiate the deal. The money came half from the budget deal and half from the Attorney Generals’ tobacco settlement. Hillary had nothing to do with either source of funds.
Bill says: “Hillary was the face of America all over the World.” (LOL)
The facts are: Her visits were part of a program to get her out-of-town so that Bill would not appear weak by feeding stories that Hillary was running the White House. Her visits abroad were entirely touristic and symbolic and there was no substantive diplomacy on any of them.
Bill says: “Hillary was an excellent Senator who kept fighting for Children’s and Women’s issues.”
The facts are: Other than totally meaningless legislation like changing the names on courthouses and post offices, she has passed only four substantive pieces of legislation. One set up a national park in Puerto Rico. A second provided respite care for family members helping their relatives through Alzheimer’s or other conditions. And two were routine bills to aid 911 victims and responders which were sponsored by the entire N.Y. delegation. Presently she is trying to have the US memorialize the Woodstock fiasco of 40 years ago.
Nobody Gets Email:
You gotta LOVE fighter pilots!
And by the way, I am no longer mad at the fighter pilot who took my shoe off me while I was singing at the Cheshire Inn, and spent the night drinking vodka out of it at the bar, and wouldn’t give it back.
Seriously, I forgive you.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
BUT..the elite naked men ran into a group of Michael Brown protestors, who had advertised what they were going to do on Facebook, —and that caused the highly educated and elite men who will someday walk the halls of power, to have to reverse the usual direction of the run, and left some significant “heated” interactions, between the two groups.
Actually, this is one protest I find pretty funny. You would have thought more GIRLS would have showed up. What does that say?
On a historical note: This practice of running around naked in Harvard yard (usually while drunk) once got Charles Adams (John’s son) suspended.
Why do they do it?
Because they can.
NOTICE, the Harvard guys are wearing rapper NIKE tennis shoes, and the protestors are wearing really old beat up ones.
Do we care that their naked run got disrupted?
Not too long ago, I received an email from a new reader who was upset that I called Obama a “communist.” In her opinion, I had resorted to name calling. I’m sure she is not even reading this site anymore, but it did remind me of something I had read in Pat Buchanan’s, Suicide of a Superpower, and I could have pointed it out to her as backup for my “insulting” name, and so, here, in Pat’s words, is how communism was resurrected in the United States:
As so many like to say— For the Record:
Today’s social decomposition is the first consequence of the collapse of Christianity and the moral order it sustained. This is the triumph of Antonio Gramsci and the cultural revolution of the 1960s. Where the violent victories of Lenin and Mao were eventually reversed, Gramsci, an Italian communist theoretician who died in the 1930s after years in a fascist prison, proved to be the more perceptive Marxist.
On a visit to the Russia of Lenin and Stalin, Gramsci saw that, while the Bolsheviks had succeeded in seizing total power, they had not won over the people. The people obeyed, but hated their rulers and loathed the system. Their love and loyalty went not to the party or the state, but to family, faith, and Mother Russia.
Gramsci concluded that Christianity had immunized the West against Communism. The Russian people had lived for a thousand years with the Christian faith and cultural traditions that caused them instinctively to recoil from Marxism as immoral and unpatriotic and to reject the new Communist order as illegitimate, godless, and evil. Until Christianity was seared out of the soul of Western man, Gramsci concluded, Communism could never take root.
Therefore, Marxists must conduct a “long march through the institution,” religious, cultural, and educational, of the West, uprooting Christianity and its teachings about God, man, and morality to create a new people who would not reflexively reject Marxism. Gramsci was a diagnostician of society and the cultural Marxism he preached triumphed into the West while the revolutions of Lenin, Stalin, and Mao ultimately failed in the East.
As Mark Stein pointed out recently, you can elect all the conservatives you want, but if your institutions are all corrupted, it’s an uphill battle. I grew up in the sixties, and I remember the most popular book on campus at the time that EVERYBODY just had to read was “Three Who Made a Revolution” by Bertram D. Wolfe, a rather glorified account of Lenin, Stalin, and Trotsky. Friedrich Nietzsche’s, the “Antichrist” was also being taught and it was being discussed as the one book that would change your life.
When most of us got out of college and into the real world, we went back to our parents way of thinking….but the ones who stayed in academia and the government are still endorsing the old Marxists plans, because Gramsci’s idea really took them over. Our universities are filled with Marxists, communists, and liberals who even admit to being socialists and communists.
Is Obama a product of this communism that over took our universities in the 1960s?
Absolutely, as is Hillary Clinton…although there are many other facets mixed in to Obama’s rule of law: He’s fascistic, and almost monarchial, the man blends them all, but at the core of his makeup is what he learned from all the communists that mentored him: His mother, his father, and Frank Marshall Davis:
Barack Obama spent his formative years at the feet of the renowned communist, Frank Marshall Davis.
In an article entitled, “Obama’s Communist Mentor,” Cliff Kincaid identifies the man who was most influential in Obama’s life and education, as Frank Marshall Davis.
The record shows that Barack Obama was in Hawaii from 1971-1979, where he developed a close relationship, almost like a son, with frequent guest, Davis, listening to his “poetry” and getting advice on his career path. But Obama, in his book, “Dreams From My Father,” refers to him repeatedly as just “Frank.”
The 1951 report of the Commission on Subversive Activities to the Legislature of the Territory of Hawaii identified Davis as a Communist Party USA member (CPUSA). What’s more, anti-communist congressional committees, including the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), accused Davis of involvement in several communist-front organizations.
As we watch Obama lawlessly promote his Marxists philosophy, I have to wonder again:
Was I resorting to calling Obama a communist? Was it unfounded?
Tim gave us the most wonderful gift, did he not? And here he makes a plea for why our Government should stay out of controlling the internet.
They are already doing sinister things that Tim doesn’t touch on here, (Like gathering your emails and spying on you) but now, Obama is working on getting the internet controlled.
Hillary will certainly bring it up in her campaign.
So, congratulations Tim Berners-Lee, you win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the decade, for connecting the world!
We can’t thank you enough. Don’t stop talking about this, please.
If you want to know why the American people are screwed and who really owns the government, then proof just came out today…and the new Republican controlled Congress isn’t even there yet:
They just raised the limits of how much money you can give to your favorite candidate:
Individual donors to the Democratic National Committee or Republican National Committee this year were limited to $32,400. Under the new rules, individuals could annually give up to $324,000 to the national parties’ accounts for day-to-day operations, legal fights, nominating conventions and building improvements.
Their House and Senate campaign committees each could raise another $226,800 per donor each year.
Married couples could reach $3.1 million per election under the legislation.
Added Lawrence Norden of New York University’s School of Law’s Brennan Center for Justice: “This raises the suspicion that politicians are trying to manipulate the campaign finance system for their own benefit, which will serve only to decrease average citizens’ participation in our electoral process.”
Another campaign finance activist, Democracy 21 president Fred Wertheimer, said “Republican and Democratic congressional leaders have chosen to embrace huge amounts of corrupting money for politicians over the interests and needs of the American people.”
So what else is new? You know your country is gone, when the average person does not even put 2 and 2 together…as P. J. O’Rourke once noted: We have a Parliament of Whores.
And the cost of a blow job from the GOP and DEM just went up at the Bunny Ranch of Washington D.C.. Good thing Warren Buffet and George Soros made some big money last year in the stock market.
There ARE some perks to being poor. At least we don’t have to bribe our politicians….yet.
Here Dick Morris gives his insights on the historical record that the American people do not elect third terms, therefore, since Obama is so unpopular, Hillary will not stand a chance.
Nobody Wonders, since the demographics of the country have changed so radically, and with the influx of new immigrants before 2016, if this theory holds up.
We can only hope.
—-How excited I was last night to know that today, I was going to wake up and watch Congress blast Obamacare designer, Jonathan Gruber, for telling the truth about Obamacare, but low and behold, who did I find on all the channels? Not Mr. Gruber but the lovable $70 million dollar grandmother, Senator Feinstein, accusing America of…torturing poor Jihadist. And SHE didn’t know the extent of it, and the horror of it all, and of course…THIS is a national urgency and she was going to show that America should never do this sort of thing, EVEN if they killed every single man and woman in America…we should never torture. It’s just not right.
What’s not right is how Obama broke the law and allowed 5 million illegal’s to come on in on an executive order he didn’t even sign (so nobody could sue him) and when the people got mad, he helped start the race riots, to get their minds off immigration. People lost lives and property because of it, and then the stupid Gruber was caught on tape admitting what a fraud Obamacare was, and so the DAY he goes before Congress, Obama gets Feinstein to center stage herself in order to wipe Gruber off every channel with another fake scandal.
If it costs America lives overseas, no problem. After the day was over and Gruber went home, and nothing was done by Congress to Gruber, the President came out and said.
“Let’s move on. “
“Rather than another reason to refight old arguments, I hope that today’s report can help us leave these techniques where they belong, in the past,” said Obama.
Something he should have said about slavery, but there you go. We can’t expect true insight from a former cross-dresser.
In true form of all Presidents and American politicians: Bush didn’t know about it.
Two prominate Republicans had this to say: (From Newsmax)
To torture, or not to torture. If water boarding and sleep deprivation are torture, than most Americans have gone through it. The REAL torture is trying to find a health care insurance policy that actually covers anything. Obamacare covers nothing, unless you are an illegal immigrant, and that knowledge in itself is maddening…
And speaking of torture…
If Hillary becomes President, she would not torture our enemies— in fact, she wants to take the gentle approach to all the jihadists and throat cutters.
This, she said, includes “leaving no one on the sidelines, showing respect even for one’s enemies, trying to understand and insofar as psychologically possible, empathize with their perspective and point of view.”
Nobody Knows how Hillary’s plan of action of empathizing with people who want to kill us, would work out if she was President, but, because of this statement, all we need to do is be attacked like on 9/11, and Jeb Bush will be a shoe-in for victory.
Nobody Knows if secretly—- those plans are being worked out.
And speaking of stand-ins—
The young royal couple visited America and mostly it seems, to suck up to Obama. They must want something because they went to a basketball game, where they had to mingle with the low-lifers who weren’t dress very nice. You do remember them asking that everyone who meets them must have the proper attire? (You don’t?)
At least Harry doesn’t care about proper dressing.
And speaking of caring—
Our Congressmen just unveiled a $1.01 Trillions dollar spending bill, and they are going to need it, because Joe Biden has two more years of spending:
Yes, Joe announced to the world the good news, that soon, VERY soon, white people will no longer be around to torture the colored folks, and that’s a very good thing:
“I’ve … come here to an ancient Muslim nation at the crossroads of Africa, the Arab world and Europe to talk about what it takes for all nations to succeed in the 21st century” the vice president told the Global Entrepreneurship Summit.
“Ladies and gentlemen, in 2017, the United States for the first time, Caucasians of European descent like me will be in an absolute minority in the United States of America,” Biden continued. “The secret that people don’t know is our diversity is the reason for our incredible strength.”
According to documents WND obtained via routine database research, the estimated cost of housing Biden and his staff while accommodating his one night visit to the five-star Hotel Kenzi Farah was somewhere between $160,000 and $240,000.
The U.S. Department of State released the Justification and Approval, or J&A, document, on Dec. 2 to explain the expense of reserving, absent competitive, contractor bidding, “a large number of lodging rooms, 2 large conference rooms, adequate setback for security reasons, exclusive parking lots closed from the general public and controlled by U.S. government personnel.”
The hotel was hosting the Global Entrepreneurship Summit, a gathering of thousands of investors, businesspeople, and government officials from more than 50 nations.
But wait! Not only are we giving billions to Mexico, Joe Biden and Obama are funding entrepreneurs all over the globe!
But he then bragged to the audience that the U.S. Millennium Challenge Corporation, or MCC, has invested nearly $700 million in Morocco and that the MCC and Morocco are devising plans to finance $50 million into job training that will “equip young Moroccans with the skills they need to compete globally.” Similarly, according to Biden, the Obama administration through the U.S.-funded Overseas Private Investment Corporation has committed $3.2 billion “to support micro-, small and medium-size entrepreneurs and enterprises in the developing world,” while in just the last quarter of 2013, the U.S. Agency for International Development in Egypt arranged almost 13,000 loans to low-income entrepreneurs.
“We’re using America’s global diplomatic and economic presence to convene, connect and champion entrepreneurs,” Biden said.
Gee, Nobody Knows why good old Joe can’t help entrepreneurs HERE IN THIS COUNTRY!!
I’ve having a hard time…keeping my slippers on if you catch my drift.
The old Mafia, was based in Chicago. Las Vegas was built on the pensions of the Unions workers out of Chicago. Chicago produced Barack Obama. Obama just bought a house in the middle of Palm Springs where all the old mob bosses had homes, along with Frank Sinatra. Did the mob help put Obama into office?
Nobody Knows if the Mob and the Democratic party just “secretly” merged some time ago. But, as every single cop in Chicago voted democrat during the mobs’ years of Al Capone on down, this Nobody says that it’s very likely. Especially all the plane crashes that seem to happen to politician’s causing trouble.
Once thing we did learn today, Gruber would never say again, “The American people are just too stupid.”
He’s now officially—- just another stupid thug.
While our Congress is busy condemning America ONCE again for not treating our enemies with vacations in Las Vegas, and acting like they are going to punish a man who exposed Obama and the whole democratic party for LYING and scamming the American people…(Of course they’re not, it’s all for show.) —
They SHOULD be paying attention to this, and making it their number one problem to solve. Instead, they make Hollywood make Zombie movies so we will all know how to survive should something happen.
THEY and their families will all have cushy bunkers, with plenty of electricity, food, and water.
Go ahead: If the President can cuss out the press core, we can certainly join in and cuss them all out: (The lot of them.)
Join with me and say it with gusto—: BASTARDS!
Hey, made me feel better for all of two seconds.
This week we have a contest between two rather well-known entities who are very concerned about the way people are treating each other, but both are rather blunder headed. Our chore this week is to figure out which of the two is more the idiot.
Let’s start with Rolling Stone Magazine.
A good summary (and take) on was posted at The Powers that Be:
Last month, Rolling Stone published a story titled “A Rape on Campus” by Sabrina Rubin Erdely, which described a brutal gang rape of a woman named Jackie at a University of Virginia fraternity house; the university’s failure to respond to this alleged assault – and the school’s troubling history of indifference to many other instances of alleged sexual assaults. The story generated worldwide headlines and much soul-searching at UVA. University president Teresa Sullivan promised a full investigation and also to examine the way the school responds to sexual assault allegations. […] In the face of new information, there now appear to be discrepancies in Jackie’s account, and we have come to the conclusion that our trust in her was misplaced. We were trying to be sensitive to the unfair shame and humiliation many women feel after a sexual assault and now regret the decision to not contact the alleged assaulters to get their account. We are taking this seriously and apologize to anyone who was affected by the story. -
Okay, so they didn’t interview anybody but the ‘rape’ victim. They didn’t even check to see if the story was right? (What? No Snopes? HA!)
Hey? Why should they? The Rolling Stone has done more soppy articles on Barack Obama than any other magazine, besides TIME. Nobody expects anything but communist propaganda from that garbage heap of pretend journalists, which by the way, went downhill after they lost P.J. O’Rourke, and John Lennon was murdered.
Still, for their complete lack of truth and major slander, they are being sued big-time, for all the errors that I won’t go into here because it’s all over the nightly news–for two reasons:
- The LAW: “Yes Means Yes” law comes into effect in California, which stipulates that all rape allegations at college campuses statewide be accepted without question, placing the burden on the accused rapist to prove his innocence. It also redefines rape to include any sexual contact that occurs when one participant is intoxicated, or when one participant silently assents to sex without affirmatively declaring “Yes” beforehand and during the act.
(Yep…it’s the good old “government messing with your laws” excuse.)
And 2. Hillary has to rally HER base, which is women. And women have to know, that men are animals, and thy are raping in great numbers. Look at Bill Cosby, that animal. Women are being raped in the Army, in the navy, on college campuses, even in the White House!
It’s an epidemic! In California, a man can ask for a sip of soda, and yes—. you can claim rape.:) Who KNOWS what drug he is carrying in his saliva!
Hillary is going to fix all this. I’m not going out my door until she does.
“It is expected from the U.S. administration and judiciary to comply with their duty and take lawful and just actions in dealing with their citizens and stop the practice of racism and inhumane behavior,”
Well…it takes one to know one doesn’t it?
“Inhumane behavior?” Wouldn’t you like to know what THEIR definition of that is? Isn’t it inhumane to kill gays because they are gay? Isn’t it inhumane to want to “wipe Israel off the map?” Isn’t it inhumane to make nine-year-old little girls get married and have sex? Isn’t it inhumane to torture political prisoners?
If Iran is so concerned about the treatment of black people, then maybe they should start by doing everything our ‘black president’ tells them to, and stop their nuclear weapons program.
Coming from a nation that treats HALF of their population (women) like dogs on a short leash, not to mention gays…this is a bit…hypocritical isn’t it?
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the country of Iran? The country that is funding ISIS to kill Americans and Jews? Treating all religions not their own as a personal reason to commit nuclear holocaust someday?
That’s a hard one: But…IRAN.
Nobody with a brain takes the Rolling Stone Magazine seriously. BUT…we do LOVE their front page pictures!
Congratulations Iran! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week and you beat out Rolling Stone Magazine!
I’m sure some Ferguson rioters would LOVE to come to your country…so, go ahead, invite them all. If you really care about them—-show us.
Having one of those days? Monday Blues? Tuesday’s not Wednesday?
Then this will make you feel a whole lot better.
Open wounds. It’s a first law of healing: You do NOT pick at the old wound. You let it heal. Pick it, and it bleeds again, and takes even longer to heal, and leaves a much bigger scar. Keep picking at it and it will never heal.
It’s a fact, not only in the physical human body, but also in the psychological part of the human soul. The mind has a wonderful mechanism, it forgets the most painful moments in its life.
Agatha Christie, (the great mystery writer) once totally forgot about 10 days of her life. She got in a car, in a deep despairing moment, and just left the car on the side of the road and walked away. Later she said she did not remember a thing she did during those 10 days.
I too had about 3 days in my life that I have no memory of whatsoever. There was a painful event, and I just had trouble coping with reality. I remember getting off a from a plane coming back from New York, but that’s about it. And no, it was not due to drugs or alcohol, I just closed up.
Like a computer that shuts down due to a power outage, a brain can completely shut off to survive. It’s healing itself. Really remarkable when you think about it.
And now, we have a President who will not allow the nation to heal.
Our President, obviously lashing out in his own pain, and for his own gain, has decided to pick the American wound of hatred, prejudice, and racism, and bring back the bloody memories of our ancestors. He is determined to NOT let the old racial hatred that blacks and whites have for each other heal.
Obama’s words are not only repulsive, they are sadistic.
It’s like the symbol called the Oroboros: the snake eats its own tail. The symbol has been around since the Egyptians, and has been used all over the world, no doubt because real snakes have been known to do this, swallow their own tail. And to me it’s a PERFECT symbol for Obama.
Pretend that Obama, is the snake. (Not hard.)
That circle around his symbolic big O, should be a snake, because who else but a snake would destroy his own country? Who else but a snake would FORCE a country into riots and hatred and therefore cause further economic destruction? He is refusing to let us heal from our past— heal from sins committed by another generation…crimes not even committed by those living now.
What do YOU see when you see that symbol? I see a snake basically eating itself to it’s own final death. I see suicide.
In historical terms the Oroboros means renewal, death and rebirth, but what kind of rebirth are we talking about? A black President is COMPLAINING about how America is raciest—- picking old wounds, stabbing words of deep resentment into people that are simply trying to survive. To me that means that Obama did not really win the election, and he knows it. If America is a racist as Obama claims, he would not be in the White House—so in a way, he just admitted the election was rigged.
Was he “choked” to death by that police man? Was he dead before they picked him up in the ambulance? Was this a racial act? Even his wife says it wasn’t because he was black. As you watch the video, the cops are trying very hard not to hurt the guy, and that man who was choking him, was NOT pulling on his vocal chords because Eric was still talking. I’ve heard reports that he died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
He was in really bad shape, a heart attack ready to happen. BUT…everyone knows that he certainly didn’t need to be arrested for selling a cigarette. A ticket would have sufficed.
Rush Limbaugh pointed out the fact that it wasn’t the choke hold that killed him, but the stupid law that says people can be harassed for just about anything by the police, and the high cigarette taxes were really the death of the man.
What happened to Garners was not much different than what happened to the Tea Party people who were hunted down and harassed by the IRS…albeit a symbolic chokehold. Both symbolic of a government out of control.
When Obama picks at the bloody wound of race, all his black basketball players and football players pick at it too. And then the blacks and whites stop being nice to each other, in their cars, standing in lines, in everyday encounters, all because the black man in the White House..is basically a snake.
Obama ONCE again, is not blamed:
Arianna Huffington summed it up this way:
The problem is how to fix a broken justice system that has, for obvious reasons, lost the trust of much of our country. The first step is translating people’s anger into political action to reassert accountability and put justice back into the justice system. BlackLivesMatter
(Do they matter enough to stop killing each other?)
So the Oroboros starts all over again….government causes poverty in the inner cities, therefore the police force becomes more militarized, and the people lose more and more of their rights, causing anarchy, and therefore the government must come in with more power, and more rights are lost, and it’s just a vicious circle of cause and effect, with no beginning and no end to the poverty, the lies, the destruction of America.
We saw it happen in Detroit. We saw it happen in Oakland. And now, we are watching it happen all over again, in Ferguson, and all across the country.
We are eating ourselves.
The only way to stop it is to cut off the head of the snake—-Before he devours us all.
By the way, I dreamt about the Oroboros (Although I didn’t know at the time what it was called,) when I was just 19 and going to college. I was taking a poetry class, having trouble deciding what to write, and so, I was woken from a dream in the middle of the afternoon, with a splitting headache, by the sound of my mother vacuuming.
I wrote down the dream: (Yes, it did have three parts, sorry I’m still weird.) Enjoy! Or not. (LOL!)
A Dream of Disease Or How to Succeed in Dying Without Really Trying.
Two Gigantic Grasshoppers
Swordfight in a Black Bubbling pot.
In high waisted military jackets of green,
And silver sheen in eye and sword,
Taking pleasure in being put there
By the man in the chair
Unsuspecting as I.
But then, he leaped
And crammed himself down the man’s throat,
Like garbage down a broken disposal.
They grouped and joined man’s
Circle of green and blur
Man eats himself.
And I lecture her on the lessons of watching
While puke pours down my hands.
This was not the worst.
Tornado picks up house
Of me and the 95the battalion
As I look down
At the perfect green squares
I know I will be dead.
Everywhere there are
Soldiers and slings and screams,
Interns in white,
Soaked in blood,
Wheelchairs, and ambulances, and mud.
Man grits as leg is carefully sawed off.
I lay on my side as if asleep.
Not a scratch.
He sits besides me
Looking at the floor, head in hands.
I am gone.
But the veteran’s march on.
Doctor of learning
He looked the same
Pipe in hand, feet on desk,
Our eyes met.
But the angelic voice that had once split atoms
Was not heard,
Woman of Independence and endings
Man who believed in revenge
So I brought it.
Discipline and work and eight years.
I gently nudged the boy forward.
“This is your father.”
“This is your son.”
Ran a year in ten seconds flat
Knowing that doctors do not come in small doses
(Where’s Agatha Christie when you need her?)
Nobody Gets Email
This woman is GREAT! I hope I have the same attitude at 77. Of course, my weight lifting is around 10 pounds. I think I should punch it up a notch, after watching Willie Murphy. I’m going for…okay…twenty.
This woman is an inspiration for us all.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Nobody Gets Email:
Since the police seem to be on everybody’s news reports, how about a few cop jokes to start the weekend? (NOTE: I did NOT check this on Snopes, because it’s a JOKE.)
(Thanks to Kris)
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE– WHEN YOU’RE OLD, AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available”.
George said, “Okay.” He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now,” and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
Don’t mess with old people