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Bill Clinton Starts His Third Presidential Campaign: He’s all ‘Heart and Mind.” (Let’s ask Monica)

Nobody’s Opinion

Well, King Bubba finally was let out of his cage.Okalahoma City

Here’s Bill Clinton, giving a very Presidential speech last weekend at the 20th anniversary of the Oklahoma City Federal Building bombing…in which he talks about how 20 years ago, that right-wing fringe of terrorists led by Rush Limbaugh and conservatives— led to the mass killing of hundreds of people. He blames himself though. McVeigh said he did it because of what Clinton did at Waco, so he takes full responsibility for the Oklahoma City Bombing.  Without Waco, this might not have happened.

Wait…he didn’t say that? Oh. Of course he didn’t. That not even in his DNA!

No, watch the master Houdini of power give a lesson to Hillary and Obama on HOW to put people right into your hands, and make them all believe, that you…simply care, with all your “heart and mind.”

Let me translate the Clinton Houdini..

1. He starts off with humble thanks, to the most important people in the audience, which are the governors, and Senators. Little people are not important at this point.  Now…slide ever so carefully into promoting yourself: Mention how you went to the elite Georgetown University, a Christen university, and you are a Christian. AND a Baptist which plays well with the black community. Don’t mention that you used to intern for the Senate and spy on the mail you delivered for different members of Congress, which was illegal.

2. Now, watch closely how he sets this ‘partisan’ subject up: He tells a story about how he and his friend had a ‘partisan’ disagreement for 30 years, and then Oklahoma City happened. While young people will take this as everybody came together after the bombing, he is setting you up to blaming the Republicans for what happened. (1.41) If you don’t think so, pause at that point and look at his face. He goes on to say that Oklahoma City burned away all partisan politics. (Hahahahaha)Bill and Hillary an babe

Those of us who DO remember, remember Bill blaming conservatives. (Read Rush Limbaugh’s great take on it here.)

3.(2.35)  Okay, here’s comes the tears…and the shameless promoting. He mentions how he and Hillary bathed their grandchild a few days ago, and while doing so, remembered how those who lost their children in that bombing felt.  This is emotional manipulating… and Bill does it better than Obama OR Hillary. Still, remember here, he is promoting Hillary’s run for President by telling everyone, “We’re just like you!” We bath and put diapers on OUR grandchild! Odds are Bill was putting diapers on a lot older chick.

Nobody Notes: Notice the finger goes up. Sure sign of a Bill Clinton big fib.

  1. (3.05) He goes on: One of his friend on the FBI was killed here. One of his secret service buddies was killed. This is to let everyone know he suffered people dying here. He feels everyone’s pain. But, also notice they both worked for HIM.
  2. (3.44) Okay, this makes about as much sense as anything the Clinton’s say: People around the county owe Oklahoma City a lot. WHAT? Why? Because they went to save their loved ones who had been killed? Americans do this every day. But…wait for it, every line is a political message.

And by the way…EVERY man Clinton mentions is a government employee. Message: government employees are good. Government is good. Only government and its people are good. It’s very subliminal..you have to pay attention.

  1. At 4.36, he promotes himself (his foundation) and Hillary as Senator, but it’s simple repetition and self-promotion.  Oh…he loves Oklahoma City and he mentions how he and Hillary planted a Dogwood by the White House to honor Oklahoma. (We really did a lot!)
  2. dogwood(5.00)Now…Dogwoods are a sign of new beginnings and second chances. Oh, and by the way, did I mention I was a Christian? (Yes you did Bill)

Get it? The Clinton’s need a dogwood second chance. He’s not just talking about 20 years ago, he’s talking about Hillary’s campaign.*

     8. (5.39) Why mention Mandela? It’s the black vote. Mustn’t forget the black vote. This has nothing to do with the bombing in Oklahoma but remember, Hillary’s running.

Now it’s just typical blah blah…

9. (7.14) The whole world needs the lessons of Oklahoma (no retaliation) He goes right into talking about the Christian slaughter all over the world–striking a chord for the Christians to vote for Hillary. Remember, Oklahoma is a conservative state.

10. (7.49) Somehow, Bill Clinton forgets how many people HE killed at Waco.

He keeps repeating the words “Mind and heart” and so that’s going to be Bill’s mantra to get Hillary votes…”VOTE with your mind and your heart.”

11. (9.21) Brags how he spent $3 billion dollars to sequence the human genome  Well, if Al Gore invented the internet, Bill needed to brag about inventing the cure for cancer. Better leave the subject of giving Plutonian to North Korea alone.

He ends with telling everyone they made the right choice.

What choice was that?

Basically, this was Bill Clinton trying to get some votes in a conservative state.

But…some of us remember, a different page: Read what you don’t know about the Oklahoma city bombings here.  These are questions nobody asked, and the Clinton’s made sure never got asked.conservative cartoon

Rush Limbaugh said it best:

RUSH: Well, let’s see. We’re having anniversaries to commemorate the Oklahoma City bombing, right? Well, I understand that. Were there any anniversary ceremonies for the Waco invasion? Have we had any anniversary ceremonies for the invasion of Waco by Janet Reno and US military tanks 17 years ago? Or did we do it a couple of years ago on that 15th anniversary and I missed it. Did we do that? Seventy-six people who died in the Waco fire, including more than 20 children, two pregnant women at the hands of the US military ordered there by Janet Reno and when Clinton was asked about it, (doing Clinton impression) “Well, you know, you gotta go talk to Attorney General Reno about that, ’cause she’s the one ordered that. I don’t know much about that.”
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Just today a columnist at the Miami Herald, Leonard Pitts, Jr., wrote this:

“Twenty years ago, the idea of anti-government resistance seemed confined to a lunatic fringe operating in the shadows beyond the mainstream,” Pitts writes. “Twenty years later, it is the mainstream, the beating heart of the Republican Party. And while certainly no responsible figure on the right advocates or condones what he did, it is just as certain that McVeigh’s violent antipathy toward Washington, his conviction that America’s government is America’s enemy, has bound itself to the very DNA of modern conservatism.”Bill with Babes

Laugh if you like, but all conservatives are now considered terrorist in their own country, by the government, and what Bill Clinton did in his years as President, was not exactly what anyone on this planet with half a brain would call Christian. Bill’s “Heart and Mind” are usually in consort with two things: Himself. And..Himself. …and the nearest intern. 

But he sure gives a hell-of-a-speech.

 

April 19, 2015 Posted by | Clintons, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes…Again

Nobody Flashes

Sorry, I’m late here this afternoon….I’m having one of those “I‘m have more to do now that I’m retired, busy life” days.

Why not enjoy another one of these fine lessons in Reagan wisdom?

(I love these cartoons.)

 

April 19, 2015 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Will Roger’s Remarkable Life Observations

Nobody Gets Email

I love some of these, and I am seriously thinking about tattooing number 4 on my right hand.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
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Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings worth remembering:
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1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 
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4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
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6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
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7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
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8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for  themselves. 
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9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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10. If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
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11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.
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12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.old people
Will Rogers on GROWING OLDER…
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about you’re age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of  the roads weren’t paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when every thing  either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.

April 18, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Blame Mom

Nobody Cares

Listen to how this guy still talks to his own mother, and he’s 72. And listen to how his mother can’t stop laughing.

Don’t you wonder how old SHE is?

Enjoy!

April 17, 2015 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers The First Meeting of the Federal Reserve

Nobody RemembersBernanke

“If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and the corporations which grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent of their fathers”…Thomas Jefferson

By now, we all know how our many recent past Presidents worshiped the Federal Reserve Chairman’s, and how this private banking organization called the Federal Reserve controls our whole economy…at least some of us do.

The average man doesn’t think much about the Federal Reserve because, besides Ron Paul, you won’t catch ANYBODY anywhere saying anything against it. No politician dares speak of it.

So, I thought I’d take an excerpt out of Judge Napolitano’s book, It Is Dangerous to be Right when the Government is Wrong,  to help us all remember, the true history of the Federal Reserve, and how it has been the cause of so much misery.Bretton Woods three

On November 22nd, 1010, Senator Nelson W. Aldrich (R-Rhode Island), with five companions, set forth under assumed names in a privately chartered railroad care from Hoboken, New Jersey, to Jekyll Island, Georgia, allegedly on a duck-hunting expedition. The need to maintain secrecy was extremely important to the men who were aboard the train traveling to J.P. Morgan’s private retreat at the Jekyll Island Club. The full guest list would be later revealed as including Senator Aldrich (Rockefeller kinsman,) Henry P. Davison ( a J.P. Morgan partner), Paul Warburg (a Kuhn Loeb & Co. partner), Frank A. Vanderlip (a vice president of Rockefeller’s National City Bank of New York), Charles D. Norton (the president of Morgan’s First National Bank of New York), and professor A. Piatt Andrew (Head of the National Monetary Commission research staff), who had recently been made an assistant secretary of the treasury under President Taft, and who was a technician with a foot in tin both the Rockefeller and the Morgan camps.

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These powerful banking elites would devise the new central banking system and draft what is now known as the Aldrich Plan. The Fed was given a monopoly of the issue of all bank notes: national banks as well as state banks. All nation banks were “forced” to become members of the Federal Reserve System.  

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A lower interest rate means it is less painful to the government to borrow money. This system led to the national debt ballooning from $2.6 billion in 1910 to $25.9 billion in 1920, which also led to the sharp spike of inflation that followed.

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The great nations of the world would abandon the gold standard in order to print money to fund World War II. With the massive debt accrued by European nations to fight the war, as well as the need for the United States to pay its bills for the war, a new monetary sits had to be formed. Shortly after World War II, Lord Keynes and Harry Dexter White, a U.S. Treasury official, propared the plans for a new global financial system. Representatives  of the financial rulers of the United Nations assembled in Breton Woods., New Hampshire, and they enacted the new global monetary system.

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Massive increase in the money supply or inflation, by way of fractional reserve banking and a fiat based monetary system, causes prices to rise as well as the boom and bust cycle. The people who benefit from this inflationary system are the ones who get their hands on the money first, the banks.Dollar

And it’s funny….Every day we hear how the Feds will not raise interest rates, because then the government can continue to borrow at 0 percent.  I have read way too many articles saying that it’s all going to collapse, and soon.

In the meantime, the rich are getting MUCH richer, as if they all know what’s coming and like squirrels they are gathering as many nuts as possibly to last out the winter ahead.

The crash of 2008, was basically a major theft of the American people. We really haven’t recovered and Obama’s policies, Like FDR’s has made the economy worse.

Still, thanks to the Fed Chairman’s, ..the stock market continues to soar. Good for people who own stock. Not so much, for the majority of the people.

And the dollar, is only worth about 30 cents.

Wouldn’t it be something to one day, go to the morning Drudge report, see the pictures of all the men who run and profit from the Federal Reserve, their names, and their incomes?

Nobody Wonders how much they are all worth NOW— don’t you?

 

 

April 16, 2015 Posted by | conspiracy, economy, Uncategorized | , | 5 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Ronald Reagan

Nobody’s Fool

This week, we have Ronald Reagan Teaching Obama Economics 101.

Enjoy!

April 16, 2015 Posted by | economy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

We All Need a Drink, On April 15

Nobody Wins

Today was tax day, April 15. I don’t know about you, but if you know the facts about how rigged the tax system is, what Hillary Clinton says is true: The super rich really don’t have to pay taxes. Hillary has no plans to stop this great wealth of billionaires that are covering the globe, because she is one of them,  but she knows that just to say it, will get a lot of head shakes, and votes.Tax code

Because it’s true. The rich hide their assets in offshore accounts and pay no taxes, and you can be sure that includes Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Or, they merge their assets like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet in a ‘foundation’ where no government can touch it. They pay no income tax because all their money is from dividends.

Case in point:

The World’s Richest Hide $31 Trillion Dollars to Avoid Taxes

Is it any wonder they own islands?

 As corporate earnings season begins in earnest, the advocacy group Citizens for Tax Justice has released a report detailing 15 Fortune 500 companies that don’t pay any taxes.

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The list includes CBS, General Electric, Interpublic Group, JetBlue Airways, Mattel, Owens Corning, PG&E, Pepco Holdings, Priceline.com, Prudential Financial, Qualcomm, Ryder System, Time Warner, Weyerhaeuser and Xerox.

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As a whole, the 15 companies paid no federal income tax on $23 billion in profits in 2014, and they paid almost no federal income tax on $107 billion in profits during the past five years. All but two received federal tax rebates in 2014, and almost all paid exceedingly low rates over five years.

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But you and I, have to wade through 74,608 pages of federal tax code, or just fill out our forms and pray.taxes two

Last year Obama collected more money from the sinking middle class than has ever been collected in history.  So why not take Air Force One out every day?

It’s known now to most everybody that it’s the people who are NOT billionaires are paying for the very rich.

 On average, every filer who fills out a 1040 individual income tax form would need to pay an additional $1,259 in taxes to make up for the revenue lost.

And it’s not just the billionaires that are ripping us all off, it’s the IRS who is handing out tax refunds like candy to  illegal’s who get it by fraud.

A report by the Inspector General found that some 2 million illegal immigrants have been receiving large tax refunds by pretending that numerous dependents live with them … when, in fact, most of the dependents live in Mexico and have never lived in the United States.

The ‘left’ wants the rich to pay more…but the “rich” is not them and their brilliance friends, oh noooooo it’s the guy who makes $52,000.  You’re the rich one. The average Joe.

And yet, the upcoming candidates will run on changing the tax code.

Think: Do you REALLY think that is going to happen in our lifetimes?

I’m not optimistic: The odds of Congress reforming the tax coded are about the same as the Cubs winning the World Series, and that’s why on April 15, my advise it to drink. corruption

 

 

 

 

 

April 15, 2015 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Don’t ALL the Relatives of Black Murdered Victims Deserve The Same?

Nobody Wonders

Okay. I don’t follow football all that much. And I happen to think idolizing sports players is a bit like idolizing Cher—-who, I saw in the tabloids this morning, is dying of depression, because her muscles feel like jelly. She hasn’t figured out yet it’s her jello brain that’s her problem, but we all know she’ll be dead before that happens.HERNANDAZ

Because of my own ignorance in all things pertaining to football, imagine my surprise when this morning I saw that all cable channels were turned into the verdict of some football player named Aaron Hernandez.

Yes, he’s guilty, they all said. Of what? Making too much money?

Former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has been convicted on all counts in the June 2013 killing of Odin Lloyd, including first-degree murder. He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Hernandez’s lawyers repeatedly asking jurors why Hernandez would ever kill his friend and soon-to-be-brother-in-law.

After that, America was put through almost an HOUR of Odin’s relatives going on and on about “How he rode his bike to work, and he will never get to see his nephew, and he wore the same pair of Nike sandals until they fell off his smelly feet.” (Okay, they didn’t say his feet were smelly, but just imagine.)

Exciting as that sounds, Nobody Wonders why they don’t give the relatives of all the young black men that are murdered in this country every day, the same air time?

Or…how about a new cable program called, “Remembering the Murdered?”Odin's mother

Really.  If the networks think that the murdered relatives of black men expressing their sorrow to the world is such a ratings bonanza.

Why not do more?

God know, NBC could use the viewers.  Brain Williams needs a new job.

April 15, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

I Feel Like a Stranger in a Stranger Land.

Nobody Knows

It’s been another week of reappearing dubious thoughts and too many hours of exploring my own predisposition towards feeling incredibly dumbstruck with the world.

Excuse me if I chew some gum and contemplate.

For instance, tonight as I was walking my dog (Now that Obama has allowed spring to appear.)  I noticed that nobody was outside enjoying this wonderful weather this evening but me.illegals four

And I also noticed that on every block I passed at least four houses up for sale. I was beginning to wonder what all the people were doing inside their houses when suddenly, around the corner came a Hispanic man, walking his dog, and following that man were six boys..all different ages. They all looked as if they had just won the lottery. My guess is that Dad just got out of jail, and all the kids had arrived from South America, and they just got a new house, in this new neighborhood, and Nobody Knows how any family could look any happier.

And speaking of being happy..


My new South American neighbors aren’t the only ones celebrating…somewhere tonight, in the great land of America, there are thousands of illegal’s toasting and partying……men who have committed murder, men who have raped, men who have committed armed robbery..

Because Obama has let them out of jail!

Oh..happy day!

Pinal County, AZ Sheriff Paul Babeu said that the government won’t even give him the names of the 500 they released in just his county.  Illegals two

 “30,000 this year, 36,000 the year prior, and these aren’t the run of the mill illegals. There’s 11 to 20 million illegals that are here in the United States. This is the group that everybody, even President Obama, said that are the worst of the worst actors, that everybody agreed need to be shipped out of our country back to their country of origin. There [were] 193 of them that were convicted of murder. 300-plus that were convicted of rape and sexual assault, and there [were] another 200 to 300 that were convicted of kidnapping [that were released in 2013]. So, these are the worst criminals in our society, and they were not returned to their country of origin because of what she [ICE Director Sarah Saldana] said and Jeh Johnson said, ‘well, their countries don’t want them back’” he stated.

Oh. Gee. Wonder why.

Cuba didn’t want all the criminals they released into Miami during the Clinton years, but hey—- they have to go somewhere don’t they? Now they work as baggage handlers for the TSA at Miami International Airport. Obama has declared, after meeting with Raul, that Cuba is no longer on the terror list. Probably because the terrorist are now living here. Do you think Castro wants them? No, the Cubans have been coming here since the 1950’s…most of them fleeing from communism, and unlike the Mexicans WANT to be Americans.

They came as refugees so they were let in….and speaking of refugees.


Nobody Knows if Obama is punishing Trey Gowdy, because he is dumping thousands of ‘foreign refugees” into his state.ISIS in black

The U.S. has been taking in an average of about 70,000 refugees per year over the past few years. The refugees are placed in housing and schools and given free healthcare. They are put on a fast track toward full U.S. citizenship, often within five years. 

Last week WND reported on the secretive nature of the process in which cities and towns are chosen for the resettlement of foreign refugees, many of them Muslims from areas known to be in upheaval fighting ISIS and other terrorist organizations. Syria, Somalia, Afghanistan and Iraq, for example, all have devolved into civil sectarian strife, causing the displacement of large numbers of people. Many Christians have been driven from their homes in Iraq and Syria, yet the U.S. has been taking in mostly Muslims from these countries.(Add that to the fact that ISIS has a camp eight miles south of the Texas border.)


 Nobody Knows why Hillary Clinton is even bothering to make an appearance in Iowa. She acts as if she knows she going to be President, and now she is just doing a little bit here, and a little bit there…why bother? Today she said,  she wanted a purging of “unaccountable money” from the campaign finance system.

Hillary has accumulated more unaccountable than anybody else that LIVES on the planet. Can you believe she said that?(She says as she unwraps her third piece of Juicy Fruit.) Hillary and baby

That’s all she did as Secretary of State: collect money for herself to run for President, while telling everyone she and Bill were broke. Maybe Bill’s many women are starting to demand more than she can afford.

Either case, Nobody even Knows if there will even be another American Election. Strange events are taking shape, and I’m not just talking about those blood moons.

The Federal Reserve Bank of New York, is moving from New York to Chicago, Bill Clinton is being quiet, war games are being played all over the planet, and the Mayor of New York is not exactly crazy about Hillary. The country is so corrupt, we now have dynasties of corruption.

I’m now a stranger in my own neighborhood. I am a stranger in a stranger land.

I need another stick of gum.

 

 

April 14, 2015 Posted by | Clintons, imigration, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Somebody Tell the DEA About the Bunny Ranch

Nobody Reports

Remember when we found out that Obama’s Secret Service had been partying with prostitutes in South America? Obama was…Hey, how did that happen, huh?

This morning, Congress put on a good show of being appalled that the head of the DEA, Michelle Leonhart, was not as appalled as they were on the report that DEA agents have been partying with prostitutes on the taxpayers dime down in Columbia….for it seems, many many years. FBI Director Comey Testifies At Senate Appropriations Cmte Budget Hearing

That report said 10 agents – an assistant regional director and nine special agents – had alleged sex parties on government-leased property and used taxpayer money to pay for the prostitutes. After investigation, seven of the agents admitted attending the parties and were suspended for between two and 10 days, the earlier report said.

What was even more surprising is that Michelle, the head of the DEA, cannot fire any of those guys. You see, she said, that was the responsibility of two guys below her. But..she DID send out a memo saying that hiring prostitutes was not a good thing, and please don’t do it.  But she can’t fire anyone.  A few of them got a ten-day suspension with pay. She couldn’t even tell Congress IF they should be fired.

It seems SHE has been giving money to the Colombian National police, who in turn bought prostitutes for the DEA agents. But wait! It gets better.

The drug cartels were giving the police money too, to pay for prostitutes. Somebody is double dipping, and no, no nobody knows how young these girls were.

The Congressmen then realized that you could be fired for saying something “sexist” in your office, but not for hiring prostitutes with taxpayer money and partying with drug cartels.

Good to know.

In other words, whistle at the secretary, and you could lose your job. Best to just hire a prostitute and not lose your job. DEA

What should the Congress do?  Well, it’s obvious to us, Michelle Leonhart should be fired immediately.

BUT WAIT!

They can’t do that.

“In many of these cases, recommended punishments were reduced without explanation,” the report states. “The internal report does not discuss punishments for DEA supervisors who may have known about these allegations and failed to report them.”

She can’t be fired by anyone….unless it’s done by Obama. (All roads lead back to the same source, have you notice a pattern here?)

I don’t know about you. but I want my money back. If we are going to pay for prostitutes for the DEA, it might as well go to American prostitutes.

What kind of country is this?

April 14, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Melbourne VS Philadelphia

 

Nobody’s Perfect

What do you do when you really hate something, and just don’t want it in your neighborhood? Do you control your temper and sensibly try to figure out a way to handle what you consider to be a nuisance?

And how far can you go to get rid of that nuisance?

This week, we have Americans who obviously had a problem with ‘nuisances’ in their neighborhood—and since we have no names, let’s compare the cities.squrrel hunting

This week, we have Melbourne VS Philadelphia: 

First up: The lovely city of Melbourne, FL.

Evidently, a man who hated squirrels went on a squirrel killing spree, he was knocking off as many squirrels as he could in his neighborhood, and somebody complained.

Melbourne police warned a resident not to stalk or hunt nuisance squirrels after he killed at least one Police received calls about 10 a.m. Sunday concerning a man with a BB gun walking in the area of St. Marks Avenue, just south of Parkway Drive. The man told police he believed the squirrels were a growing nuisance in the area, officers said.

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“It’s not a call that we usually deal with. He had a problem with squirrels in his yard, and he had exterminated one, and his neighbor also had a problem with one,” Melbourne police spokesman Pete Mercaldo said.  “The neighbors were complaining about seeing him with a BB gun.”

And then there’s the famous city of Philadelphia, PA:

It seems a gang of black kids, for whatever reason, find squirrels okay, but when it comes to homeless people, they have no tolerance.

 Philly police video captures gang of suspects beat a homeless man nearly to death using a hammer, mace and a chair leg to put him into a coma.

As you can see, the sight of a homeless man with an umbrella (was he white?) was enough to make them jump out of the car and try to kill him.

Mmmmmmm….

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award? And how could we look at this from a liberal point of view as to…why do such things? Why lose your self control?

Let’s examine both:

Why would a man go squirrel hunting in Florida?

  1. It’s in his DNA since all men still have that hunter caveman gene making them want to go out and shoot their guns.  Maybe Wart Hogs were just too big for the guy. Squirrels hunting is more fun.
  2. One of his neighbors is a beautiful woman who wears her bathing suit around the yard, and refuses to go out with him, and loves to feed squirrels.
  3. He thinks they are attracting gators, and scaring off his drug dealers.
  4. His mother ran off with a squirrel, and left him alone in the worldHitler and squirrel

And how about those kids? Why would they want to kick a homeless man? He was just standing there.

  1. They secretly work for Eric Holder, who is training them for a special mission to storm Rand Paul’s Presidential campaign bus. They plan to get him when his bus fills up for gas.
  2. The initiation into the neighborhood gang is—- you have to try kill a homeless man to get a free XBOX.
  3. They want to show Ferguson that they can be just as relevant as the blacks in Missouri.
  4. It’s in their DNA…kicking anybody whose skin color is white a great way to get Jesse Jackson’s to give you money for the suffering that you went through in your neighborhood because of white people having privileges you don’t have. Homeless men…usually don’t fight back, or have guns.

But to be fair, he might be black. I don’t think it matters anymore.

So which city wins?

Melbourne or Philadelphia?

Nobody thinks….we should keep this contest going.

After all, we have a lot more cities that I’m sure that would love to get into the contest.

Stay tuned.Squirrel

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April 13, 2015 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Woman To Have Quadruplets at 65? Whoa.

Nobody Flashes: 

Annegret Raunigk of Germany, needs some kind of medal for being determined to have four kids at once. To most of the human race, one child at a time is plenty, but for Annegret Raunigk, four is not problem:

“I’m not actually afraid. I simply assume I’ll remain healthy and fit. In matters of organization I have enough experience, that’s not new for me,” she said.

Why don’t we hire Annegret to come over and run the IRS?

But…raising a lot of kids is not new…she’s had plenty of practice:

Berlin (AFP) – A 65-year-old Berlin woman who already has 13 children is pregnant again with quadruplets, Germany’s RTL broadcaster reported Sunday.

The Russian and English teacher’s pregnancy follows several attempts abroad at artificial insemination over the last year-and-a-half, according to the private TV channel.

The woman, Annegret Raunigk, decided to try to have another child because her youngest daughter, who is nine, wanted a little brother or sister.

woman family

Mother in front

Nobody wants to know, who paid for the artificial insemination and how can she afford all those kids? Is she married to an Audi Engineer? Or does the German state support them all?

The article didn’t say. It also didn’t say what will happen to the four newborns if Annegret dies in five years.

Obviously, it will not be a problem…something tells me the other “kids” are doing a lot of the work already, and mom knows that.

Most women at 65 are thinking about raising tomatoes, not Annegret. O.K. She’s done a great job at bringing babies into the world, and that’s a good thing.

But…is her house German clean? Hope so..that’s a lot of diapers.

 

April 13, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Hillary–Wants to be our Champion? Excuse my LOL

 

Nobody’s Opinion

Wow. Is that just about the lamest coming out video ever made in history? Most of it was filled with happy looking single moms, one moving to a better school for her kid, gay men wanting to get married, a black couple who was pregnant with their first child, excuse me, but where were the men?

The white men? Nowhere. Sorry guys, she doesn’t give a hoot about you.

And look! Suddenly, Hillary has lost 60 pounds and no….no Photoshop here. And how about that “I want to be your champion.” ?

Please. Champions don’t leave good men in battle. She can’t even champion a decent lie about her email. Hillary Clinton four

But, let’s not talk about Hillary’s Cheerio coming out video, I think George Will summed her up beautifully:

An abscess of anger seems to gnaw at Hillary Clinton, but the reasons for her resentments remain unclear. The world’s oldest party, which governed the nation during two world wars and is the primary architect of America’s regulatory and redistributive state, is eager to give her its presidential nomination, in recognition of . . . what?

The party, adrift in identity politics, clings, as shipwrecked sailors do to floating debris, to this odd feminist heroine. Wafted into the upper reaches of American politics by stolid participation in her eventful marriage to a serial philanderer, her performance in governance has been defined by three failures.

Bingo. Hillary, like Barack Obama is a disaster, and the only thing she has going for her is to press the point that she should get the Presidency because it would be historical. And because she herself cannot be spouting that off too much, it’s really going to be up to Chelsea to get her mom elected. Right away, Chelsea managed a change of hair color, and new very slim figure (Photoshop is not just a favorite of mom) and Elle made her into the hippest chick on the block:

Here’s Chelsea: Chelsea Clinton

“We’ve made real progress on legal protections for women, but in no way are women at parity to men in our country in the workplace,” Chelsea told Elle. “And if we look in the political sphere, it is challenging to me that women comprising 20 percent of Congress is treated as a real success. Since when did 20 percent become the definition of equality?

“And so when you ask about the importance of having a woman president, absolutely it’s important, for, yes, symbolic reasons—symbols are important; it is important who and what we choose to elevate, and to celebrate. And one of our core values in this country is that we are the land of equal opportunity, but when equal hasn’t yet included gender, there is a fundamental challenge there that, I believe, having our first woman president—whenever that is—will help resolve.”

What nonsense. Vote for the Symbol? The real symbol of Hillary is corruption, deceit, conceit, ignorance, and communism. (Yeah, you go vote for that symbol.)

So, now we know. Chelsea has been groomed from the time she was a little kid for this precise moment in time: She’s younger, with all the plastic surgery, she looks better, and she speaks better than her mother.

Hillary can’t stay back in the shadows and make photo shopped videos’ forever. Someday, she will have to come out and debate.

The main problem we have is the fact that…half of the people work for the government, and most of them are democrats.  They all got great pensions, giving to them by the democrats. Right now, they still have good health care…

And voting for Hillary just because she’s a women is the reason they will vote for her.  They really don’t care about the rest of the country. THEY have great jobs.

Our liberal/Marxist run school system has done the job, of making a nation of uneducated voters.

I have a dear friend who turned to me the other day and said…Hillary memories

“So, are you going to vote for Hillary?”

You see? After everything I’ve said, she still thinks…it would just be so cool to vote for Hillary, because a woman, no matter who…would be a cool thing.”

Just shoot me.

No doubt she heard Hillary say that “Isn’t it time we had a woman President?”

I love here dearly, and I realized that she has not been listening to me…and I can’t get mad at her, I’ve known her all my life.

So, what do we do if half the country votes for Hillary ?

Conservatives take over the red states and start dropping out of the union.

Let her rule New York, Washington D.C., and California. Give us the middle of the country, and leave the rest of us alone. As my mother once suggested: We have the bread basket.

Hey, if Putin can do it in the bread basket of the Ukraine, why can’t we? Don’t worry New York: We’ll still feed ya’.

Ignorance and sound self-government could not exist together: the one destroyed the other. A despotic government could restrain its citizens and deprive the people of their liberties only while they were ignorant. —  Thomas Jefferson

So America…how stupid are you?

 

April 12, 2015 Posted by | Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: Reader’s Digest Jokes

Nobody Flashes

As promised, a day away from the gloom and doom of the world… and simply humor.

Here’s a few jokes out of that poor man’s bathroom entertainment, the Reader’s Digest:

(Thanks to RD)


Mortified doesn’t describe how Jane’s parents felt after meeting her boyfriend. He sported vile tattoos, swore and just had a hostile air about him.

After he left, the mother said, “Dear, he doesn’t seem like a very nice person.”

“Mom.” Jane said. “If he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?” —American Legion Magazine.Laughing horses


Four guys are driving cross-country each from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York. Shortly after the trip begins, the man from Idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out the window.

“What the heck are you doing.” asks the man from Nebraska.

“We have so many of these things in Idaho, I’m sick of look at them!”

So the guy from Nebraska begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the windows.

So the Floridian ask, “What are you doing that for?”

“We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them.”

Inspired, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.


New arrivals at the Pearly Gates are comparing stories on how they died.

First woman: “I froze to death.”

Second woman: “I had a heart attack. I suspected my husband with cheating, so I came home early to catch him. I found him alone, but I was sure there was a woman there somewhere. I ran all over the house looking, from the attic to the basement, in every closet and under every bed. Finally I keeled over, dead.”
First woman: “Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer–we’d both still be alive.”

April 12, 2015 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

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