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Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Putin (Pass the Vodka)

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, I could write a long blog on the differences between Putin and Obama, but that would take longer than a mouse to become a senior citizen. Instead I thought I’d focus on one common trait they both share: How they defend their own horrible actions.

It’s like looking in the mirror.

We see two of the most powerful men in the world, using the EXACT same defense to promote their own power. They lie— And then they attack. Nobody Knows who thought of this line of defense first: But they have both perfected it.

I like to call it this tactic: “The OTHER guy is just attacking me for his own political gains!”  defense. As If they would NEVER be guilty of doing such horrible thing!

Obama has been using this defense since he came into office. It’s almost his trademark rant.

They (usually the tea party) are just doing this for political purposes.”

Whenever Obama doesn’t get his way, he uses this attack. His wishes are always benevolent, and its always the other guy who is keeping him from his goals, which, of course, by his accounts are the same goals of the American people. In Obama’s world, all Americans need to agree with him, and him only.

Notice in the video above, Putin is using the VERY same tactical defense, when issuing this statement about how the world shouldn’t use this “tragedy” of the murdered victims of MH17 for political gain.

It would be hilarious, that these two men are so MUCH alike in every way—– if one of them wasn’t running our county.

The bad news about this proclivity for two leaders sharing the same lying and insidious habits, is that OUR leader, Barack, is sorely lacking in the leadership role. Putin on the other hand…well, let’s just say,  while Putin is playing Master World Chess, Obama is riding a bike in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood and stopping off at Michelle’s grocery store to eat barbecue and play pool in the bar next door.

The good news? The American people beat down Obama, when he came for our guns, (And look how furious he was.) If Putin had been our President, we’d probably already be disarmed.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Obama, because Putin is building his power, while Obama is throwing all of America’s power away on the 9th hole.

I PRAY that Obama stays on the golf course. Let him lounge away the next two years in Hawaii. Maybe then, Putin would stop copying Obama’s lame excuses.

After all, we have to listen to Obama say this stuff every single day…now we have to listen to Putin?

Pass the vodka.

No American President has been more of an embarrassment than Barack Hussein.  (Okay, there WAS Bill Clinton, Nixon, Carter……)

 

July 21, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Poor Obama: So Horrible at Being President, Governor Perry Has to Help Him Out

Nobody Flashes

In case you missed it today, ( as I did because I was actually enjoying this global warming weather) Texas Governor Rick Perry has sent the National Guard to the border.

I know this might sound…stupid, but, why didn’t he do this sooner?

In fact, why don’t the REST of the border state governors do the same since Obama has caused this tragedy?

Nevertheless, better late than never as the old saying goes, and if this succeeds, Perry has a good chance to run again for the Presidency.

In the meantime, Obama, the gay President, was making sure transgender’s have more rights.

 

 

 

 

July 21, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, imigration, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The Ballad of the Absentee Ballot: You WILL Vote for it.

Nobody’s Opinionbankrupt america

Sitting on the desk in front of me is a flyer from my local City Council I found very in..ter..rest…ting. : In big green letters it said, :”Prop U (check) Prop S (check) August 5!

“Vote for life saving emergency services, high quality municipal services, a stable and safe city”.

They want us to vote for a 7% tax on utility use for ‘residential properties.’

Businesses, get a pass.

We have already received notice this year, that our water, waste, electric AND gas will get raise hikes very soon. The utility tax is to keep police and firemen. They are using the old fear tactic. It always works. Obama loves to use the “Social Security checks won’t go out! Veterans won’t get their paychecks!” Remember when he closed the parks during sequester, and then two days later sent billions to Egypt?

It’s all fake.

Yes, from Y2K to old ladies being pushed off cliffs by a Paul Ryan look alike,. FEAR always works.Pensions

My property tax has been raised every single year since I’ve lived here in the not-so-little town of Hazelwood, and yet, my properties value has decreased every year. Since the tax is suppose to be evaluated on the value of your property, I have never been able to figure out how they can keep rising it, but they do.

No doubt they are using Common Core math.

More about this amazing flyer later….First, the WHY we need our taxes raised:

Our new Mayor says he can’t balance the budget. You see, we used to have a huge Ford manufacturing plant here, but they moved to Mexico about 8 years ago. They raised our taxes then because of the loss, and they are still using that same old excuse as to why we need more taxes now. No doubt, they will use that excuse as long as the sun continues to shine.

The fact is, my little town of Hazelwood is no different than Detroit, or hundreds of other cities in the United States.

Sixty percent of the property tax in Hazelwood goes to fund the teachers union. HUGE administrative costs of government employees, whether fire, teachers, administrator, whatever, those pensions are breaking the city, not only here, but everywhere.

And let’s not talk about government salaries: The superintendent of the school district makes over $250,000 a year, and 400 of our students received scholarships worth over $15.3 million, and yet, the school ranks among the worst.

Go figure. cartoon on taxes

The HSD (Hazelwood School District) just got a $120 million dollars to redo the schools, and what did they do? They “lowered” some ceilings in some grade schools to make them more “energy” efficient. Added a few doors. The work they did might have added up to a million but $120? Not even close. It doesn’t matter, you can NEVER see where the money goes in America. And like all government, they make SURE they spend every single penny so as to get even more the next year.

And that’s not even the start of waste:

According to our monthly school report our schools are ‘feeding’ everybody. The principal of our local high schools said this:

“The Food 4 Thought program is comprised of food closets in three of our high schools. The program provides students who lack access to nutritious food at home with a reliable source of food for evenings, weekends and other breaks from school.”

(So, THIS is how they are going to feed the millions flooding our borders…the schools? Where the reporter on that?.)shock baby

Most of us are saying, “HEY! the State Lottery was suppose to go to the schools, the casinos money was going to schools, where the HECK IS that money going? “

Since I’ve lived here most of my life, I’ve witnessed the “change” which took decades, The poor blacks from the city were moved out to the country, on the taxpayers dime. Back in the 1950’s the whites moved from the city of St. Louis out to the suburbs. Then, slowly, the social engineers, working through the democratically elected officials, started moving the blacks from the city out to the north suburb, with Fannie and Freddie’s help. What was once mostly white neighborhoods, are now, mostly blacks.

And most of these blacks now run the schools. And teachers all have ($250,000) homes, and big salaries with big pensions. And the whites who stayed subsidized this ‘growth’ with their property taxes.

No doubt this was done in many major cities.

Now…we are subsidizing a Muslim school. My neighbors who once worked for the district said that we had to have 41 language teachers— that’s how ‘diverse” our city had become.

Is it any wonder America is bankrupt?

Am I bitter? You bet. It’s redistribution from the working class to the ‘poor’ and it’s been going on for years. And it’s not just the blacks that are acting like Obama on a sunny day, the whites are doing it too. Remember the story of the city officials in California who gave themselves salaries of $400,000?Clancy

  • The truth is America is sacrificing its future to pay for its past. To keep up with burgeoning pensions, states and cities are slashing services. It’s also feeding into the unemployment problem. For decades now, local governments have doled out patronage by increasing pension benefits – these costs impact the budget years later, when the officials who gave the benefits are safely retired themselves. We’re now having to reckon with those choices.

The government has an “official” debt of $15.8 trillion and mounting. But wait, there’s more. This doesn’t include the liability from Social Security and Medicare. When you factor these in, the amount according to some, exceeds $120 trillion. With U.S. Federal tax revenue of just over $2.3 trillion, that puts our debt-to-income ratio somewhere around 5,082%.

Greed abounds. Like the sinking Titanic EVERYONE is grabbing as much as they can as fast as they can.

But, back to why this flyer pisses me off so much—-

At the bottom of my City Council flyer there were two attached absentee ballot applications to make sure you can vote. If you can’t make it to the ballot box, you just sign these little cards, tear it out, and send it in! You don’t NEED to have your ballot notarized!

“We’re also included an extra application for a friend.”

Isn’t that sweet?

So, can I have my friend from El Salvador send one in? How easy! How fun! How open to fraud is this?absentee ballot

And I bet nobody thinks anything of it.

YES YOU CAN….in fact anyone can vote for the much needed tax increase.

I’m sure, somewhere in the Mayor’s office, there are some extra ballots that friends will fill out on election night.

This is not, America anymore. When your local government is run by ‘progressives’ you might as well move to Texas. Where you can I’m sure, if need be, go to the local schools and get free food. Move those illegal’s out of the way when you get to the apple pie.

After all…you paid for it.

July 21, 2014 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Rimshot 2

Nobody Gets Email

The news isn’t good: Paris and London are filled with rioting Muslims, so this calls for another joke:monkey

Enjoy: (Thanks to Kris)

UPDATE!!!

Remember when Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin
$4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue?

Then Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic?
And when KFC offered a “Hillary” meal, consisting of two small breasts
and two large thighs?

Now KFC is offering the “Obama Cabinet Bucket.” It consists of nothing
but left wings and chicken shit.

Just keeping you up to date…..

(rimshot two.)

July 19, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Woman Shot in Her Own Driveway

Nobody Gets Email

It’s about time we have some laughs in our lives, don’t you think? Obama jokes are going around, so this weekend, I think I’ll post a few.Monkey three
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Kris)
Woman Shot in her own Driveway
 
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. 
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
 
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush’s fault…..
(rimshot)
 
 



                                    
 




July 18, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Did Putin Just Buy Cuba?

Nobody CaresObama snub

Obama’s big speech on TV Today about Russia shooting down a plane of civilians was like all his other speeches–he gets serious, but then, he go on vacation.

“Uh…we condemn this act, and hey, there was lots of people from all over the planet on that plane, so it’s uh…it’s everyone’s problem, not just mine. “

He’s sending the FBI to look over the crash site, and for what? The Russians have gotten all the boxes, looted the dead, there’s nothing there to see. And Putin acts like “Hey, they started the fight!”

Sounds just like OUR President, doesn’t it?

Obama is just happy nobody is talking about how he is taking all the new voters he can get his hands on, and spreading them all over the country. The American people are in NO mood to fork out billions of dollars to educate and house Obama’s new dreamers, so Russia has helped Obama out, once again.

BUT…what’s NOT in the news is the fact that Putin has reopened up Lourdes, in Cuba, which he closed after 9/11 to show solidarity with America.Putin with Castro

The base was set up in 1964 after the Cuban missile crisis to spy on the United States. Just 250 kilometres (155 miles) from the US coast, it was the Soviet Union’s largest covert military outpost abroad with up to 3,000 staff. It was used to listen in to radio signals including those from submarines and ships and satellite communications.

Ahead of Putin’s visit to Cuba last week as part of a Latin American tour, Russia agreed to write off 90 percent of Cuba’s debt dating back to the Soviet era, totaling around $32 billion.

Putin, is pretty much buying Cuba. And ONE EMP over the United States and we are toast. Pretty easy from Cuba.

If he can get by with murdering people on a passenger plane, why not a country?

I was a kid, when the Cuban Missile Crisis scared my dad so bad, he started building a fallout shelter in our back yard. By all accounts, we came close to nuclear war, but Kennedy was at least, strong on defense.

Obama is not. If Obama has been President back then, I would probably not be typing this.

Mark Levin says Obama is a sick man. Nobody Thinks he knows perfectly well what he is doing. He’s not sick: he’s just another megalomaniacal tyrant.GW country

July 18, 2014 Posted by | American History, Russia, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers: Michael Bloomberg—GOP Pres. Candidate, 2016?

Nobody Remembers

In the lifestyles of the rich and famous, Michael Bloomberg, is in the top one percent. He is the 16th richest person in the world, down from the 13th BECAUSE…of how much he had to spend to be Mayor of New York.bloomberg

Michael has the proud honor of having spent the most self-financed campaign in U.S. History when he ran for a third term as mayor of New York. He spent almost $110 million of his own money to win in 2009, breaking his own previous record of $75 million that he spent in 2001 and 2005. This means that he spent about $185 dollars a vote and won by a margin of 4.4 percent.

“Bloomberg is richer than ever, with his fortune up $6 billion since last year, thanks to the performance of Bloomberg LP, the financial data firm he founded in 1982 after being fired from Salomon Brothers. He owns 88% of the company, which generated $8.3 billion in 2013 revenues. Bloomberg also owns at least 10 homes in Manhattan, Westchester County, Bermuda, Vail and the Hamptons”

How did ONE man become so rich, so rich that he even granted himself a third term as mayor, by changing the law?

He is THE King of Wall Street: From Wiki….

In 1982, Merrill Lynch became the new company’s first customer, installing 22 of the company’s Market Master terminals and investing $30 million in the company. The company was renamed Bloomberg L.P. in 1987.[1] By 1990, it had installed 8,000 terminals.[20] Over the years, ancillary products including Bloomberg News, Bloomberg Message, and Bloomberg Tradebook were launched.[21]

On October 2, 2008, Bloomberg announced that he would seek to extend the city’s term limits law and run for a third mayoral term in 2009, arguing that a leader of his field is needed during the Wall Street financial crisis. “Handling this financial crisis while strengthening essential services … is a challenge I want to take on,”bloomberg 3

He is socially liberal or progressive, supporting abortion rights, same-sex marriage, gun control measures, and a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants, for example. On economics, foreign, and domestic issues, Bloomberg tends to be conservative.

Nobody will be surprised if Bloomberg runs for President in 2016, against Hillary. This nobody thinks he might be the surprise nobody is counting on

After all, he fits the New World Order Presidential Control Freak…..PERFECTLY.

He’s a progressive Rino with lots of money.

On January 31, 2014, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon announced that he had appointed Mr. Bloomberg as his Special Envoy for Cities and Climate Change, assisting him in consultations with mayors and related key stakeholders to raise political will and mobilize action among cities as part of a long-term strategy to advance efforts on climate change.[7]

This year, Harvard gave Bloomberg and Daddy Bush awards, and Bloomberg delivered the commencement speech in which he scolded the students for not letting in the conservative voice….Like him—-the rich globalist Rino, which IS no different than Obama, or Hillary, or Jeb Bush, or Chris Christie. Michale bloomberg

We had Mitt Romney…Wall Street guy. Will Bloomberg get in the next race?

Remember, he HAS the money, and that was all he needed in New York.

And if Michael Bloomberg should get into the Presidency, would he continue the globalist agenda of controlling us all? Would he simply BAN guns like he banned big gulps? After all, Obama tried to get it done, but didn’t.

Take a big gulp and think about that.Bloomberg 2

July 17, 2014 Posted by | Presidentcial Election, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Dick Morris On Immigration

Nobody’s Fool

Since he was so close to the Clinton’s for years, I had trouble trusting Dick Morris when he became a pundit on Fox News.

Nevertheless, he went on the attack, and now, there is little doubt that Dick’s inside knowledge is always, patriotic.

Here he suggests putting the illegal children on planes and taking them home.

Sounds good to me.

Congratulations to Dick Morris, who wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week–not only for letting America know your opinions— but for being one of the few men who actually worked for the Clinton’s…and survived.

July 17, 2014 Posted by | imigration, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Sheldon Adelso, and Obama VS The People.

Nobody Wins

Last week, in the opinion pages of the New York Times, Warren Buffet, Sheldon Adelson, and Bill Gates were expressing how disgusted they were with Congress for not passing immigration reform: And they blame it, in so many words, on the Tea Party.Bill Gates and Warren Buffet

“AMERICAN citizens are paying 535 people to take care of the legislative needs of the country. We are getting shortchanged. Here’s an example: On June 10, an incumbent congressman in Virginia lost a primary election in which his opponent garnered only 36,105 votes. Immediately, many Washington legislators threw up their hands and declared that this one event would produce paralysis in the United States Congress for at least five months. In particular, they are telling us that immigration reform — long overdue — is now hopeless.”

Nobody Says: Gee guys, we understand how frustrating it must be, to bring over those Indian and Chinese computer wizens, pay them low wages after they got their degrees from Yale, and a free job from you, and then they just leave. We feel your pain.

Then they have the audacity to go back to their own countries, and use the secrets and designs they learned from you…and make them in their own countries, without giving you any royalties.

And by the way: that wasn’t just any congressmen, this was the minority speaker of the House.

“Americans deserve better than this.”

Nobody Says: Yeah, we agree. So, why don’t YOU start hiring American citizens? The few more bucks you would pay in salaries, would more than make up for the billions you will lose in international copyright and patent infringements litigation.

“We believe it borders on insanity to train intelligent and motivated people in our universities — often subsidizing their education — and then to deport them when they graduate. Many of these people, of course, want to return to their home country — and that’s fine. But for those who wish to stay and work in computer science or technology, fields badly in need of their services, let’s roll out the welcome mat.”

Nobody Says: We agree with you, to a point.

You blame the Tea Party for your pain? Blame Obama. I thought you guys were geniuses? And by the way, we have kids here who would LOVE to work for you. What? Aren’t they good enough?Obama needs votes

Obama is flooding the country with uneducated, gang members, the lowest of the poor, who will never be hired by you, and he is suppose to be helping YOU with more slave laborers with high intelligence?  Pick up the phone. Call him. He’s a genius too, remember?

This is what the big boys are mad about:

A “talented graduate” reform was included in a bill that the Senate approved last year by a 68-to-32 vote. It would remove the worldwide cap on the number of visas that could be awarded to legal immigrants who had earned a graduate degree in science, technology, engineering or mathematics from an accredited institution of higher education in the United States, provided they had an offer of employment.

Bill Gates wants well-educated people who can add. I understand. If I were him, I would too. And yet, he is putting into OUR public school system, Common Core, where math will be obsolete— With a Big Brother surveillance system that will spot that genius kid first, so he can grab them for pennies on the dollars.

The three amigos’ go on:Amnesty for all

“Americans are a forgiving and generous people, and who among us is not happy that their forebears — whatever their motivation or means of entry — made it to our soil?”

Nobody Says: Think again Honcho’s! We might be forgiving, but giving our world over to Mexico just so the big companies can have cheaper labor is not exactly our idea of happiness.

And the means of entry into our country, MATTERS.

“Studies also show that what inequality does exist is not the result of the Bush tax cuts or a failure to spend more on social-welfare programs, but on the transformation of the American economy from a focus on manufacturing to information and technology.”

Here’ a fact you won’t find on Warren Buffet’s Dairy Queen Menu:

American-born workers have had a net loss in jobs since 2000, while all of the job growth since then has gone to immigrants.Sheldon Anderson

Millions of new jobs were created during that same period in the United States, but immigrant workers soaked up all that job growth. There was a net gain of 5.7 million in immigrant jobs during those 14 years, from 17.1 million in 2000 to 22.8 million in 2014, but the overall net effect was that 100 percent of the job growth went to immigrants and 0 percent went to workers born in the USA.

Read that again: 0 percent went to American workers.

Yep: We have three different ponies in this immigration game:

Obama and the democrats want voters.

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, want the Chinese and Indian tech gurus.

The American people want to STAY: American. Not a bigger version of Cuba.

So, if we go by the Constitution, the people should trump the rich. But…hey…we’re losing that battle. stock market

Gates and Buffet were right. the American people really DO deserve better. They ended their letter with this:

“Signs of a more productive attitude in Washington — which passage of a well-designed immigration bill would provide — might well lift spirits and thereby stimulate the economy.”

So, go ahead guys! YOU build us a wall…

Bill Gates common core

 

 

 

 

 

July 16, 2014 Posted by | imigration, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Everything You Didn’t Know About The Queen’s Empire

Nobody Wonders

If you ever wondered and got confused about the EMPIRE of Great Britain, this very fast geography lesson will tell you all you need to know.

EXCEPT…I am STILL confused about the Republic of Ireland. Why didn’t Northern Ireland join the Republic of Ireland?

And since billionaires keep their money in the Cayman Islands, does the Queen get a cut?

One thing you can be sure of, many Brits are still mad that we went to war with them, and started our own nation, rather than become a commonwealth of the monarchy, which to any Brit, is the height of human endeavor and magnificence.

They look on us much as they look on…say the sheep in Northern Ireland.

I also learned for this nifty little video that the Queen LOVES islands. She has so many islands the royals will never, ever run out of their own private vacation places.

This is really fun to watch.. ENJOY! (I’m going to see it one more time.)

(Thanks to amfortas!)

 

July 16, 2014 Posted by | British, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

The Obama Administration: All-Star Lying Hall of Famers

Nobody KnowsMexicn flag

I was watching the National Anthem being sung at the All-Star game just a few minutes ago, and the camera man panned to a man holding an American flag, and I swear I saw some guy in front of that man, trying to block it with a Mexican flag. It happened so quick, I’m not even sure I saw it. (anybody?) The All Star game is usually pretty boring and I always wondered why the American League always seems to win. I thought the National League players were suppose to be the better league.

Nobody Knows where in the world I got that idea.

The American league is winning now, bottom of the seventh. No doubt they will win, again.

And speaking of winning:


Nobody Knows if Elizabeth Warren is going to challenge Hillary Clinton for the democratic nomination, but they WANT us all to wonder. Supposedly, Obama doesn’t want Hillary to follow him as President, and Warren is being groomed by Obama supporters to follow him…or maybe Hillary really does have a brain tumor– heart condition— blood clot— dementia..(did I leave anything out?) and is just making money.

They are NOW putting out the propaganda that Obama and the Clinton’s don’t get along. And Michelle and Obama never sleep together and he smokes and eats junk food all night when he goes to bed. And if he is still smoking why does he keep chewing gum?Wall street or main street

Nobody Thinks this could very well be all to make us THINK that Hillary isn’t like Obama at all and therefore more trustworthy. Yes, now the story is, the Clinton’s HATE him.

(All Star Update: Nobody Knows how many people didn’t GO to the All Star game in Minneapolis tonight due to the Polar Votex, but I do notice that they are not showing too many shots of the upper bleachers.)

And speaking of people haters, great liars, and people getting high..(I was wasn’t I?) Just go with it…


Harry Reid must be smoking crack with the President. He announced with great fanfare just this week:

“The border is secure,” he told reporters after the Senate Democrats’ weekly policy lunch.Harry Reid

He said this while thousands upon thousands of Hispanics floated across the border and took the Obama Bus to the nearest Wal-Mart.

Nobody knows WHAT border he was talking about, but I think it’s the one in front of the Senate Parking Lot.

(Note, I posted this because I think its funny that when found out they were MIGRANT workers with EBT cards, well, then, no problem. LOL! They STILL go to Wal-Mart who honors all government food stamps, and credit cards. Remember, both Hillary and Michelle were on the board of Wal-Mart at one time. )

Nobody Knows, (or did I rant about it? I don’t remember) but I caught a most nasty pneumonia last year at Wal-Mart, from some little Hispanic kid who was coughing all over the store. Now when I go to Wal-Mart, I take masks, gloves, baseball bats, stun guns, and I hire an ambulance outside just in case I catch Ebola.

Okay, I’m kidding. I can’t afford an ambulance. I can barely afford gas for my car. (I have illegals to save.)

But I DO walk around Wal-Mart as if it’s a mine field. And I do have ammo: masks, anti bacterial lotion, gloves, and Zinc spray just in case. (Thanks snopercod)

But, where was I?

Oh yeah…lies. And SPEAKING of lies—


UPDATE: They are having soccer commercial at the All Star Game. That’s almost a felony isn’t is? And WHY is everybody worshipping Derek Jeter retiring? Wasn’t he on steroids with Madonna too? Derek Jetter 2

As Cindy Adams would say: Only in New York, honey, Only in New York.

But, back to liberal and their lies:

We now know why Jay Carney got fired: Josh Earnest lies with much more humor.

White House press secretary Josh Earnest said Monday the Obama administration’s foreign policies in a number of areas have enhanced the world’s “tranquility” – a word that raised eyebrows as reporters pointed to situations in Gaza, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Ukraine and the South China Sea.

Sergeant Schultz

Yes, the world is absolutely floating in a sea of Obama bliss of tranquility. The whole world is so peaceful, Hamas is lobbing missiles at Israel, and blowing up people in Afghanistan, killing Christians whenever they can, and Jews, and even Basketball players can’t stay in one place.

If we get any more tranquility we’ll have to declare Obama the Prince of Peace. (Somebody send him a robe and some sandals. )

Does it matter if our President and his merry men think they are in an All- Star Game?

Will this lying game of madness END when Obama leaves the White House?

Nobody Knows: But I’m NOT giving up my bat.

 

July 16, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, baseball, imigration, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Just When You Thought We Had Swiftboated that Idiot….Obama Puts Him On the Payroll

 

Nobody Reports

John Kerry—married into his money, and wanted to be President. The Vets swift boated that.  But, since Hillary stepped down to run for HER turn, Kerry gets to fly all over the world, with his new title as Secretary of State, and keep up the American apology tour for Obama.Kerry and Fonda

Sad for all of us,  it seems it STILL bugs John Kerry to be an American, because this week he said this:

“..I was privileged to speak to the graduating class of Yale this year, and it was particularly a pleasure because it happened to turn out to be, literally, I hate to say it, 48 years to the day that I was privileged to speak as a graduating senior to my own class. And I talked to them about sort of the world we’re in right now, but at the end I tried to remind them all, which I remind you of, we are – I get always a little uptight when I hear politicians say how exceptional we are – not because we’re not exceptional, but because it’s kind of in-your-face and a lot of other people are exceptional, a lot of other places do exceptional things.”

Despite his profession of uptightness on the topic of America’s exceptionalism, Kerry went on to close out his remarks explaining what he believes makes America uniquely exceptional

Well, now we know: The only two things Kerry thinks are exceptional about America, is himself, and the elitist university that let him attend with all the other elitist idiots: Yale.John Kerry

Nobody Thinks John Kerry has been uptight since he was born. I have a dream that John Kerry’s wife divorced him, and he was forced to work for a living.

The problem is, John Kerry is allowing Iran to make nukes because he’s just such a fair-minded guy and in his twisted world of thinking, he is proud that Iran is developing nukes, because why should the U.S. have all the nukes?

Good god.

If it looks like a snob, talks like a snob, walks like a snob, then chances are…it’s John Kerry.

 

 

July 15, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Bob Beckel VS Michael Suh & Nicole Germack

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two clear examples of people who simply can’t control themselves:

Bob Beckel VS Michael Suh and Nicole Germack

Let’s start with Bob.

According to the mainstream media, and a few nutty liberal politicians, Bob should be fired for “racial” slurs.

He got pretty mad on THE FIVE (FOX’s TV SHOW) about Chinese people, and just blurted out this:

“The Chinese are the single biggest threat to the national security of the U.S.,” he said. “They have been, they will be and they can wait, they’re very patient. Do you know what we just did? As usual, we bring them over here and we teach a bunch of Chinamen — er, Chinese people — how to do computers and then they go back to China and hack into us.”

And Bob did NOT stop there! Listen to the rest of the tape to hear the rest. Why— Bob even accuses the Chinese of making cheap toys and poisoning our pets!

 

Even if it IS true, was that any reason for him to offend the Chinese like that? I…am…shocked.

Actually, the Chinese also like to garden at night, and keep their American neighbors awake. Tonight I saw my Chinese neighbor outside down on his knees planting SOMETHING in his back yard…with his porch light on.

“Why do you think he’s PLANTING at night?” I asked my husband, as we continued to walk the dogs.

“Maybe that’s his wife’s body.”

They also do all their cooking in the garage, and they smell up the neighborhood with soy sauce.

I am SO glad that Bob didn’t mention those racists things because Bob just starting dating a new girl. No, it’s not the first time Bob Beckel has just not been able to keep his opinions to himself. He once called white people…”Crackers.”

And then we have Michael Suh and Nicole Germack of Newark. It seems, they wanted to have sex on the roof. They JUST couldn’t control themselves.

The officer told the couple to stop, but police say they continued for approximately 15-20 seconds before stopping. Both are facing charges of Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.

Thinking back on all the strange places that I have felt the uncontrollable urge, I’m feel lucky to be sitting here and typing this fine work of literary magnificent for you fine people. I’m so glad I got myself under control, and not a minute too late it seems.

So..who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

This is a hard one. On the one hand, what Bob said, most people would consider just an ‘opinion’ not racist. And an opinion based on facts. If that was a racist comment, than Harry Reid’s attacks on the Koch brothers should be considered racist. Harry Reid should be fired then too.

Bob has every right to express his opinion, by the Constitution. if we have to listen to Harry Reid, than Bob has every right to say he doesn’t like the Chinese.

On the other hand…WHY were people looking UP to a roof to watch a couple having sex?

Maybe Michael’s apartment was hot. MAYBE they thought no one could see them up there.

Maybe…these really ARE Rome’s last days.

Maybe that’s why Michael Suh (Who is Chinese) was having sex with Nicole on the roof.

Maybe he was hacking into her computer.

Hey, it’s a dangerous world out there and I say the Nobody’s Fool Award goes to—-

California state Sen. Ted Lieu (D) who called Beckel’s comments “racist”

“We should all be alarmed by the racist, xenophobic comments by Fox News host Bob Beckel,” said Lieu. “His comments have no place in America, and this is at least the second time he has used racial slurs. He must resign immediately.”

Congratulations Sen. Ted Lieu! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week for being such a moron.

And since I’m calling a Chinese guy a moron, I must be racist.

Move your cracker butt over Bob, give me some room.

 

July 15, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Free Speech, humor, Uncategorized | , , | 7 Comments

Warning Eric Holder! Racists in Chicago!

Nobody Flashes

Somebody tell Eric Holder—-there are some people in Chicago that are against Obama’s policies. CLEARLY, they are racist.

July 14, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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