I really loved reading Wayne Allyn Root’s book, “The Ultimate Obama Survival Guide” but I’m beginning to see a pattern everywhere— wherever I turn: It doesn’t matter who I am reading or watching on TV, the guru’s of everyone say the same thing….BUY GOLD! Buy gold, and if you can’t buy gold, buy silver.
Simply because the world market is a big global Ponzi scheme about to collapse. They ALL say it. It’s getting to be that you can’t turn on anything without hearing it: BUY GOLD!
In one of the chapters in Wayne’s book, a master of international finance, Mr. Kip Heritage, suggests that you buy cheap real estate, undervalued stocks and failing businesses,—after you buy a lot of gold. I could afford a dollar lot in Detroit right now…I’ll think about it, Kip.
Glenn Beck, is always talking about his gold. And how everyone should be buying gold. In fact, put your gold out of the country so our government can’t get it.
Better yet, move to Singapore and drop your citizenship if you must. Oh…and buy oil too.
Has anybody bothered to tell any of these guru’s that the majority of Americans make on average, $50,000 a year, and they can’t even afford health care, let alone an ounce of gold? Nobody Knows who in the world these guys are talking to, because it’s sure not the average person. And yet, they keep talking about it as if it’s as affordable as buying a pair of new shoes.
The rich already know this stuff, and they already are doing this, stocking up on gold, so tell me—are they that stupid that they don’t realized that most people’s only asset is their house, and they would have to sell their only asset to invest in the amount of gold these guys are talking about? Do they really want to keep torturing us with the fact that THEY can buy gold, and we can only buy…milk?
What? Where’s the compassion here?
Nobody Knows why they keep preaching to all the people who couldn’t afford to buy gold if they wanted to, but Nobody Thinks the reason they are doing it, is because they themselves are making a LOT of gold just talking about it.
You KNOW I’m right.
It’s in. Finally, after billions have been spent on trying to prove that women are just the same as men, somebody figured it out. (Although, wisely, these scientist will not reveal their names because of the fear of the feminist backlash.)
Hey, our brains are different. Who knew?
According to this article in The Independent
Researchers found that many of the connections in a typical male brain run between the front and the back of the same side of the brain, whereas in women the connections are more likely to run from side to side between the left and right hemispheres of the brain.
This also explain why men can skate backwards while watching a hockey puck.
Along with that extreme advance in medical science, they gave us a few pictures, where we look deeply into the different brains: The scientists decided to look into this study simply because they couldn’t understand why their wives did not understand why their husbands would rather watch football or play video games than take them shopping. It also explains why the cell phone was invented. Women need to communicate while they’re shopping.
But….there is one finding that this nobody found puzzling:
“Men tend to outperform women involving spatial tasks and motor skills – such as map reading – while women tend to better in memory tests, such as remembering words and faces, and social cognition tests, which try to measure empathy and “emotional intelligence”.
Every man I have ever known could not read a map. Worse…they refuse to read maps, ask directions, or even READ directions. It’s been a problem since Attila the Hun got lost in the Swiss Alps. If only he had listened to his wife, China today, would have found their way to the moon by now, and we would all be speaking Chinese.
Anyway, I don’t know why we are all so excited by this news, because, according to other scientists we have the brains of pigs and monkeys. Nobody Thinks they will soon find out that pigs brains are wired front to back, and chimps brains are wired side to side, because everybody knows, chimps are much better communicators than pigs. And pigs like to eat. Lots.
And that’s why they deserve to be citizens and given Obamaphones.
This week we have two professors who, after years of studying, thinking, contemplating, teaching, and generally just having a hard time staying off various forms of crack, have decided to grace the world with two very astounding revelations:
In The Washington Post, Jonathan Zimmerman, a history professor from NYU, has written an article claiming that all of America’s problems would be solved–GET THIS–if only we would allow Barack Obama to run for a third term!
He wants to amend the Constitution and abolish presidential term limits.
Yes…amazingly enough, Professor Zimmerman is a HISTORY professor, and never learned that when you put a narcissistic Marxist into power, historically speaking, bad things happen. Hitler, Mao, Stalin…my eight grade teacher Ms. Barry….yes—-. people die, starve, and…. it’s not a pretty sight. And yet the good professor thinks we should get rid of term limits all together and let Obama serve as long as he keeps getting elected.
And you know what? I’m certainly glad these two professors decided to make these astonishing revelations in the same week, because Professor Zimmernan’s ideal fits perfectly with the next man’s revelations made by Professor——
Gene McCarthy. Not since Hitler declared the German race to be superior to all others have we had a man with such a fantastic discovery: The human race evolved from a pig and a monkey. Yes…it’s true.
To Athens geneticist Gene McCarthy, pigs used to conjure filth and greed. But after years of research into this species, McCarthy sees a kindred spirit. Pigs, according to his Hybrid Hypothesis published last month on his website, Macroevolution.net, helped create humans by mating with chimpanzees. As you probably know, pig heart valves and pig skin tissue are used in surgeries because of their compatibility with the human body.
Evidently Gene can’t PROVE this pig DNA…he’s just going by some his own common sense observations. I suspect he has been observing mostly human mating habits and Presidential behavior.
And this brings us to the obvious: Should we allow a pig/ape evolutionally subject even INTO the White House?
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? Professor Zimmerman’s idea that Obama should be allowed to stay in the White House as long as he wants? Or Professor McCarthy’s insistence that people’s ancestor’s are pigs and apes?
Neither: the Idea that trumps them both is that global warming is caused by man. It’s just about as stupid as thinking that we evolved from pigs and monkeys. Maybe some alien just happened to like to cook.
BUT…I suggest we all have an open mind. We might mix some DNA from Bill Clinton and Obama and see if we get an improvement. Or better yet, just put a sexy pig and a monkey in the White House…and bring them out on the 4th of July!
America, would be a lot better off.
One of the most important things a patriot can do for his country, is to make video’s of its citizens, and show them to the world. (NOT) —-Mark Dice does a fine job, making American people look just about as clueless as a beach ball on top of a snowy mountain top.
Well.. of course they’re clueless!…but I’m not so sure we should be bragging about it.
It’s not that the Obama’s wouldn’t get a divorce, it’s that if that were to happen, just about everyone and their grandmother would be talking about it. Secondly–it would never happen. China could take over the White House, and whomever was in office, would carry on the proud Presidential tradition of ”NO DIVORCE ALLOWED.”
The reasoning? It would cause the nation too much stress.
A gay couple wouldn’t even be allowed to divorce. Mark mentions JFK, the Clintons, and I’d like to add the Bushes. I really don’t think they even live together, but they keep up a good appearance. Notice, when they were on Jay Leno a week ago, Bush bragged about getting Laura a pearl necklace, but they sort of shook hands very lightly when they met. And they came out separately. Hey, I read the tabloids…which in my Nobody’s Silly Opinion now has more truths in it than the New York Times.
Check out the guy riding a DOG on his bike. As if that poor thing had a choice in the matter.
If you want a small chuckle, Mr. Dice is good for it. I don’t know how he keeps a straight face, do you?
Pope Francis has used his first major written work to attack capitalism as a “new tyranny,” while urging global leaders to fight poverty and inequality. In a document published Tuesday, Pope Francis denounced the ‘idolatry of money’ and “trickle-down” economic policies, as well as consumerism and a financial system which he says rules rather than serves. The Pope urged politicians to guarantee all citizens “dignified work, education and healthcare.”
This coming from a guy who gets money from the poor and lives in a house which has the biggest collection of art in the world, and probably has his own foot massager. I love a good hypocrite. Gee…another con job. And I thought this guy was going to be the real deal. (sigh)
I side with Mr. Adams who found the Catholic Church full of that very same ‘tyranny.” The Catholic people are poor, but the Vatican is not suffering. Maybe the Pope should practice what he preaches and sell off those Bernini’s so that Peru can have free health care.
I was thinking about the rich today, because I was reading about that very big capitalist, Ross Perot, in Forbes magazine.
True Confession: I voted for Ross Perot…twice. It was said that Ross was the reason Daddy Bush lost to Bill Clinton, and so, the Clinton’s will make sure that some third-party libertarian will run against whomever runs against Hillary, to assure her election, because that worked so well with Bill. It’s all getting rather boring and predictable, isn’t it? Having our Presidents picked years in advance?
The reason I like Perot so much, is that he kept trying to warn everyone about NAFTA, and CAFTA. What he called the sucking sound of America losing its jobs to other countries.
I really don’t think Perot is suffering after his defeat, and neither is Mitt Romney, because they are both what the Pope is talking about: capitalists— In fact, there is one thing both Ross and Mitt have in common: They know how to get the government to fund their big money-making projects and they use that free money from the taxpayers to further their empires.
From “Love That Giant Sucking Sound”, Christopher Helman, Forbes Magazine, Sept., 2013:
The Federal Aviation Administration came to the Perots (in Texas) says Perot Jr., “and asked us to donate land for an airport,” an industrial airport to be built with public funds.
Perot like the idea–and saw a greater opportunity. He convinced Fort Worth Mayor Bob Bolen and the city council of his grand plan. Perot would put up the land for the airport but only if Fort Worth agreed to pay for utilities and infrastructure, allow Perot to operate the airport and promise future tax abatements so he could lure in companies and develop yet more of his land.
Why settle for just an airport?
And this is how it works all over the United States: The billionaires get the ‘people’ to pay for the football stadiums, and malls, and on and on and their property taxes go up, and while jobs ARE created, the bulk of the money goes to….the billionaires.
Why do you think there are more than 500 big B’s on the Forbes lists? And when the Supreme Court gave big companies “personhood”, you have the mom and pop small business up against the Wal-marts. (I understand where the Pope is coming from, but he just doesn’t get it does he?)
The Perot airport has become the main industrial hub for the lower United States. Sharon Boyd, who tried to stop Perot getting public financing had this to say:
“He’s the ultimate welfare baby. He doesn’t do anything without subsides or tax rebates. He has a mentality that views the public sector as a fat pig that’s going to be slaughter anyway, so it might as well be by us.”
So…here’s where maybe somebody should get the Pope aside and ask him: You, dear sir, can fly all over the world BECAUSE men like Ross Perot build airports for your plane to land upon. Maybe you should think about that next time you take a tour.
Is it any wonder the Pope is complaining? Mom and Pop just don’t have the money any more to fork over to the church. Instead of blaming governments for giving handouts and sweet deals to billionaires friends, he is campaigning for communism. Think about that….Communism and the Church.
I can’t wait. Where’s my straw?
The Little Drummer Boy has never been one of my favorite Christmas songs…due to the fact that besides the words, the melody is very boring.
BUT…look at what great hearts and imagination can do to this: They beautifully transformed it into the wonders of the human soul. (not to mention, great special audio effects)
Nobody Gets Email
THIS…is an audio version from a Common Core book being used in our schools. You would have to laugh about how Obama’s alcoholic, Muslim, Marxist, woman beating deserter of a father is updated to be a strong man of courage from Harvard that Obama wants to be like. You could laugh at little Barry worrying that the world was filled with poor people and it broke his heart. You could laugh when his mother told him to grow up to be honest, be kind, and be fair.
You COULD laugh, if you had not been paying attention to Obama every single day. Yes, George Washington cut down the Cherry Tree, and Obama played basketball with a gift from his father.
Oh…and grew up to become—the world’s messiah.
Another strong message in this is that little boys want their dads to stick around, and be in their lives, but HEY! You got mom! Seventy percent of black kids live with single parent moms and grandmothers. Obama…was just like you!
(They leave out that mom left him to when he was ten.)
When I think of this propaganda called Common Core, I can’t help but think of my friend Ruth. As some of you know, Ruth (who is my neighbor) grew up in Hitler’s Germany. And when she was telling me the history of Germany she had to say, “Well, the Jews WERE taking all the money!” Even though she lived through the bombing of Dresden,…even though she escaped a Russian prison camp by digging her way out with her bloody hands, and even though she was made to pick up all the dead Jews, write down the numbers on their wrists, and bury them—even after all that…. she still blames..
You guessed it: The Jews. That’s how brainwashing takes place: You have to get them when they are young. Ruth was taught about Hitler every single day in school.
Now—-don’t get me wrong— Ruth is a dear person. I truly believe that Hitler’s ‘Common Core’ had brainwashed her completely,—so well, that she to this day, didn’t think Germany was at fault. She knew the horrors that Hitler committed but I have never really heard her say a bad word about him. It’s just not in her. She was taught that Hitler was the Messiah, and it’s just too entrenched in her mind—
Ruth married an American soldier, mostly because her father wanted her too, and she has been in America most of her adult life. She knows the horrors of socialism, she is a very strong conservative, and she knows that the Nazi’s and the socialists were wrong…but…she still doesn’t blame the man most responsible. Living in Freedom, she saw the problems with the system of socialism, but still…she just can’t bring herself to blame Hitler.
So, no matter how badly Obama destroys the country, the kids in school will NEVER blame the man who grew up to save the poor people of the world, against those evil people with money who want to starve everyone. As we see time and time again….Obama is NEVER to blame for anything.
Like Hitler, Obama wants to be a God.
Obama is STILL the President. None of the kids should be made to read this trash in school— but it’s Sunday.
And you might want to ask the question…
“Do YOU know where your Messiah is today?”
(Thanks to Freedom Outpost. Read article here.)
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It sucked! So, I’m back to this one..:)
On another note, I was out buying Christmas lights today. MAN. China is making money off Christmas. That’s the good news. Christmas will be celebrated forever more in America just because China wouldn’t be able to build all those nuclear. missiles without Christmas decorations.
I’m pretty sure I paid for at least one battle carrier today. Anyway…once again…
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Having said that…
I had a friend all upset about this article—-
From The Daily: Elizabeth Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans for three seasons until 2008, also reportedly agreed to drug screenings and to attend two Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week when she was sentenced in October. Garner, who is married, allegedly tried to perform oral sex on the boy in a bathroom during a party at his parents’ home.
Ms Garner said she was so drunk at this party that she thought the 12-year old boy was some other guy.
HA! What’s really funny is my dear friend (I cannot mention his name) actually thought that it was possible that you could get drunk enough that you wouldn’t remember having oral sex with a really young kid. Nobody Thinks what more than likely happened is that Elizabeth was either dared, or paid, or something, to do the act by probably other men at the party. And yes, she probably was really drunk, but you’d have to be passed out not to notice the ‘guy’ was maybe a bit too….young.
But I really don’t think that’s what was upsetting the guy…he joked that he was getting beat on the hand by ugly nuns at 12…darn! Nevertheless, he is concerned about the consumption of alcohol and what it does to young women.
I love guys. And so, that’s why I posted this very fun picture.
What do YOU think? Did she really not know?
I can just hear the conversations in the White House before this:
“Ah mom…do we HAVE to?”
Both of Michelle’s daughters looked bored to death. And notice, Michelle acted as if the tree was HER personal tree.. her attitude is, “Hey thanks for giving us such a big tree, right girls?” She put on a very short— “Okay now! Big tree…now you people GO AWAY!” speech.
She couldn’t help but be herself. Instead of, saying, “The American people appreciate this beautiful tree, and the tradition it brings in the spirit of the season.” Or something more high class, she made a sort of fake appreciation of the moment. No doubt, they are looking forward to the parties, but they all really want to get away. You can see it on their faces.
And speaking of them getting out in the world, millions of poor people (many of them black) all over the country right now are fighting in Wal-Marts for their big screen TV’s, (because they can’t afford them at any other time) are at this moment suffering the long lines, while the Obama’s will probably be going to Hawaii, after they get finished with all their holiday parties. Obama’s trips to Hawaii are always the most expensive to the taxpayers, but he doesn’t care. ”Let them eat Cup Cakes!”
Kelly Osborne had it right, when she was blocked for an hour from getting into her Beverly Hills home because Obama was at a private party at some basketball players house. She basically said last week that the Obama’s act more like Kings and Queens than the real Royalty in England.
But, as the great Obama once said, ‘You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” I think it takes one to know one.
Nobody Thinks we have our first “White trash” family in the White House, no offense to the real white trash out there who are in a higher class than these two.