how the liberal press is going to react to the fact that in Sharknado 3 tonight, there was a busload of conservatives having fun! Ann Coulter was the Vice President! And she was left alive. God bless the writers! Michelle Bachmann also had a few lines, and Mark Cuban played the President…a man as controversial as Donald Trump and big fan of Ayn Rand. Anthony Wiener ALSO had a cameo.
None of them were eaten by a shark. As you know, I was hoping for a sequel in which sharks would eat all the politicians in Washington, and even though they didn’t do it, they did destroy D.C.
Sharknado 3 was just too much fun, and a much-needed laugh…
And boy do we need a laugh…because this last week, we saw Obama make an unbelievable progressives blunder by giving Iran a pathway to nuclear power, along with who knows what else in that secret deal that he won’t let Congress see. It was a week of various strange vegetating almost Sharknado anomalies of unknowable consequences…so let’s get started on a few of them:
Right after five Marines were blasted away by a young Muslim wannabe Allah companion in Tennessee, our ‘President’ went on Jon Stewart’s program to basically flash his big grin and be adored.
Nobody Knows how he can be having so much fun, while the rest of America was in mourning, or WHY it took him so long to lower the flags on the White House for the Marines, but Jon reminded him.. the clock is ticking:
“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,”
Nobody Knows how he answered that, or if Obama worked out before hand for Jon to make that statement—because I don’t watch Jon Stewart. In the name of Harry Potter’s scriptwriter, he is a witless wonder..but it’s his program and if he wants to be a PR man for the President, then why should this Nobody care? Obama will just find his replacement, who will be…black. (count on it)
And speaking of programs…
Ever since the fortune 500 companies took over the world and decided that America needed to be JUST like China…people have been complaining..because it costs more to live in America than China now, since we have only 5 companies that run the country..and these five companies have run the small businesses out. America is one big strip mall.
To make us all feel better about all these monopolies running our lives, the politicians have forced the companies to pay their employees more because they know the shark population is growing by the nanoseconds: But there’s a problem with it–for instance…in Seattle where it is law, there IS a problem.
Seattle’s $15 minimum wage law is supposed to lift workers out of poverty and move them off public assistance. But there may be a hitch in the plan. Evidence is surfacing that some workers are asking their bosses for fewer hours as their wages rise – in a bid to keep overall income down so they don’t lose public subsidies for things like food, child care and rent.
Oh boy, that’s a hard decision. To work…or not to work? That IS the question. Not only is California running out of water, they will be running out of waiters to SERVE the water they don’t have.
So, does a single mom with two kids work MORE and actually pay for food? Or work less and let the government keep paying her food stamps?
That’s a question it seems the government has already figured out.
Here are the 39 companies that have directly funded Planned Parenthood.
- American Cancer Society
- American Express
- Bank of America
- Bath & Body Works
- Ben & Jerry’s
- Deutsche Bank
- Fannie Mae
- Johnson & Johnson
- La Senza
- Levi Strauss
- Liberty Mutual
- March of Dimes
- Morgan Stanley
- Susan G. Komen
- United Way
- Wells Fargo
Nobody Knows if all of these companies are run by liberals—but we can make a good guess.
I looked at all these companies…there is only two that I do business with…that will certainly change. Who needs Coke? Have you seen what it does when you mixed it with Alka-Seltzer?
You might as well swallow a shark.
And speaking of sharks…the shark fest on Donald Trump…continues, and Nobody Knows how long it will go on.
Hey everybody! Look what Donald Trump made Lindsey Graham do! Because Trump gave out his cell number after Lindsey said THIS:
On Monday evening, Graham told CNN that Trump was “becoming a jackass.”
By Tuesday, Graham was appearing on “CBS This Morning” and calling Trump “the world’s biggest jackass.” Even “the jackasses are offended” by Trump’s remarks, Graham added.
Asked whether he thinks Trump can sustain his place at the top of Republican presidential primary polls, Graham — who is also seeking the nomination — said no.
“I think the beginning of the end has come. The beginning of the end has arrived because he’s crossed a line with the American people that will not be tolerated.”
He also mentioned that Lindsey had once came to his office begging for money.
While Donald is scoring points with the America people by bringing up the obvious failures of the politicians–the politicians are fighting BACK! The Obama way! By making funny video’s so that all the young voters will think Donald Trump is a square.
But…what does smashing your cell phone have to do for the veterans?
He says at the end of the video: “This is for the veterans?” Really? Do all the veterans have money to play golf? Many of them can’t afford a cell phone.
Proving again what Donald Trump says is true: the politicians have done NOTHING–nothing to help our veterans. Lindsey Graham has done …nothing. How smashing his cell phone is going to help any veteran get anything is beyond me.
To most of us it says: Hey! Lindsey! Jackass! You lost that one…you COULD have sent all the veterans a free cell phone—.instead of making an Obama video.
Nobody Wonders at the stupidity of the GOP. I heard a conservative radio host today make fun of Donald Trump because…he will probably wear a suit and tie to the border.
Really? You’re OFFENDED that Donald Trump refuses to dress down like our basketball playing, ghetto rapping lover, put-my-feet-up-on-the-Oval-Office-desk, President?
Go on. Is that all you got?
The elite snobs in Washington are shocked that Donald Trump, after all they have thrown at him so far, is getting an even bigger lead in the polls everyday…and the reason is obvious…Americans are tired of Washington D.C., and Donald Trump is not afraid to point out the problems, and say what’s on everybody’s mind. And that includes pointing out that the politicians are nothing but talk.
But boy…they are trying SO hard to attack the guy. All you hear is “He can NEVER be president!” And the more they say that, the more people will want him. (You have to feel a bit sorry for their campaign managers.)
Please…listen to the testimony of this nobody, (Trust me when I say that this American woman is worth more than any one sitting in that hearing.) who only got her moment in front of Congress because a RICH young woman was murdered by an illegal in broad daylight, taking a walk with her father, on a sunny day, in San Francisco. Her son’s death didn’t make it to Congress, until Donald Trump started the ball rolling.
This poor woman—- whose son was tortured and killed, by some young illegal ‘dream’ kid—- gives a testimony that puts all the Congress to shame.
This woman, who has suffered so much…is a perfect example of the good people in this country, who the politicians are shitting on.
Laura speaks for us all–and there are few people walking the planet who could have done such an incredible presentation on courage— after what she has been through.
DO NOT MISS THIS VIDEO:
“I thank you, Mr. Trump for getting a message out about the nation in two minutes… that countless families like my own have been trying to say for five to six years. It feels good to be heard whether you love him, or whether you don’t, I felt heard.”
They’re not scared to come here. We’re inviting them. Sanctuary cities says, ‘Come on down.’ Sympathy has never trumped the law in this country. Ever. Everyone of them here threaten national security because we don’t know who they are. They make a decision to come here. They’re not scared, and they’re invited by sanctuary city policies. They aren’t scared to wait in line for a hand-out that every American citizen has paid into the system for our children if need be. They mistrust police because they come from countries that mistrust police. They’re not scared here.
I want you to know that our family is broken, forever. We are forever broken. I don’t want the sympathy. I want you to do something about it. Every one of you sitting here is in a position to do something. Just throw your hat into the ring for Americans. Quit sitting silent because it’s going to help you get a vote. Throw your hat in the ring and take care of American families.”
You have to be a criminal yourself if you listened to this testimony, and did NOT get rid of Sanctuary Cities. Every Congressmen that sits silently by, is an accessory to murder.
I hear…Dick Durban…is first on the list.
John Kerry, by all logical deductions of anybody sane, has NOT recovered from his bike accident. We were told he broke his leg, but they left out the damage to his brain.
Upon signing a deal with IRAN, Kerry is surprised to learn, that Iran has no intention of doing anything the ‘deal’ says: He is totally shocked—the deal has to be approved by the supreme idiot Khamenei, and now he stands in front of crowds saying: Death to America! Kerry thought they were saying “LEFT to America!”
Kerry, just doesn’t understand it!
Ali Akbar Velayati, a senior advisor to Khamenei on foreign affairs, broke a long silence on Tuesday and said the deal was “not without flaws”, although he did not reject it outright.
“No one can tell us which weapons we can have…. Except nuclear weapons and weapons of mass destruction, Iran will continue making all the missiles, fighter jets, anti-missile defense systems, tanks and other armored equipment it needs,” he was quoted as saying on the Supreme Leader’s website.
Kerry, still in shock, even though the Iranians were saying “Death to America” every single day since he got off his boat in Vietnam, said this:
“I don’t know how to interpret it at this point in time, except to take it at face value, that that’s his policy,” he said in the interview with Saudi-owned Al Arabiya television.
“But I do know that often comments are made publicly and things can evolve that are different. If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling,” he added.
Yes, Kerry is troubled…but that won’t stop him from taking out his yacht this weekend.
Ever since the ‘camera’ was invented, people have LOVED to take pictures of themselves….but what if you’re alone? This has been a problem until now…until somebody invented the LONG stick.
And the newest and funniest thing to do, is to take a picture of yourself. It’s called the selfie. (What, you thought I was going to complain about Donald Trump bloopers? Silly you.)
It seems some people just LOVE to see their own image, and they just can’t get enough of their own good looks.. but sometimes, one can go overboard, as you will see, MORE than a few of these people did.
(Don’t miss number 17 though…it goes into the archives of mysterious deaths list of democratic politician’s cover-ups)
So, this week, we have a contest between Obama and the above photo-shooters….a vast collection of humanity who just can’t get enough of themselves.
Who is the bigger narcissistic photo hog?
You have to watch the above video first…the nobodies of the world, just being creative with their normal selves, and wanting to express their achievements, through a well thought-out selfie.
And then we have Obama and his fondness for taking his own picture.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for loving themselves so much they can’t stop taking their own picture? Obama of course: In this case beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yes, it’s the face that launched a million suckers. TELL me those teeth aren’t capped.
Warren Buffet just bought a Greek Island!
American business magnate, one of the world’s most successful investors, Warren Buffett has reportedly bought the Greek island of Agios Thomas for 15 mln euro, according to the website of the Greek newspaper Proto Thema and became yet another celebrity with his own piece of Greece.
According to a spokesperson for Proto Organization, Steven Taylor, many celebrities had expressed interest in purchasing land in Greece. The property consulting company had also recently advised Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to buy the small Ionian island of Gaia Sogia.
According to Proto Thema newspaper, Warren Buffett believes that there are plenty of opportunities in Greece at the moment, if someone is willing to invest.
Dozens of islands are currently up for sale in Greece.
Well, what else are they going to spend their money on? At least Greece isn’t GIVING their islands away, although I’m sure the rich are getting bargain basement prices. Obama wanted to close Guantanamo Bay, Congress wouldn’t let him, so, he opened up trade with Cuba, and then sold them the one thing he couldn’t get closed on his own.
We now Cuba demands they close it, which is what Obama has wanted to do all along.
Tell me, how much do you think he GOT for it?
Obama isn’t going to ‘sell’ that land to Cuba? He can’t do that? Well, what have the Clinton’s been doing for years? You think they don’t get paychecks for selling American assets, like uranium to Russia?
Really? Hasn’t Obama gotten every thing he wanted so far? (Except for our guns…that’s coming.)
Who know? Maybe Obama will build the first “international” Cuban golf course on it, where he can play for free the rest of his life. Or maybe Warren would like to ‘invest’ there too.
Everybody else is talking about him. He’s a hero they all say. How could Donald Trump call him anything but?
Donald said this last week:
“He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured” — on Saturday at a gathering of Republican presidential at the Family Leadership Summit in Ames, Iowa, also insisted the crowd was delighted by his attack on McCain.
Oh my. Every politician who has ever wanted to be President would NEVER in a million years have attacked a man who had been tortured. They all claimed, just to have served makes you a hero. Just to have survived makes him a hero.
But this Nobody has another opinion: even though Donald was blunt, he is right. If you ask ANY soldier in the military if being captured by the enemy makes you a hero, they all say the same thing:
“No.” (I asked some.)
Ben Carson put common sense into the backlash: “It depends on what your definition of hero is.”
Right. And today just about every one attacked Trump— because by insulting John McCain, they insisted, it was like insulting everyone who had ever done service— which is downright silly. Not everyone in the service is a hero. When John McCain gave into his captors, it wasn’t only himself he hurt:
It has also been claimed by retired Army Colonel Earl Hopper, admittedly without any corroborating evidence apart from what might be contained in inaccessible Pentagon files, that “McCain told his North Vietnamese captors, highly classified information, the most important of which was the package routes, which were routes used to bomb North Vietnam. He gave in detail the altitude they were flying, the direction, if they made a turn… he gave them what primary targets the United States was interested in…the information McCain provided allowed the North Vietnamese to adjust their air-defenses. As result…the US lost sixty percent more aircraft and in 1968 [and] called off the bombing of North Vietnam, because of the information McCain had given to them.”
What is the more important question now I think now— is John McCain’s actions since he got back to the United States an example of a hero?
Does a hero only have to do one brave thing, and after that, he can be a rat the rest of his life simply because he did one brave thing therefore nothing else matters?
His campaign in 2008 against Obama was a farce. He acted like a wet fish. He only got Sarah Palin as Vice President at the last resort because he was losing so badly. And he didn’t even FIGHT for that position, He was weak. He never attacked Obama, in fact much of the time, it seemed as if he was absent…almost WANTED to lose.
And by the way, what has John McCain done for the American people SINCE he’s been back?
What has he done as a Senator? Like Hillary Clinton, his record is not exactly something you would want to stand and brag about. By John’s own admission, he is a survivalist and John comes first. The fact that he divorced his wife when he got back, and married into a wealthy family who financed his political career says a lot.
John like a well-fed rat, has survived. (His own words) We can admire that. But is John’s survival America’s survival?
He has sided with democrats at every chance. The McCain-Feingold bill, was touted as taking money out of politics but uh…so…tell me HOW is that working out? The corporations pour more money into the politicians, now than ever before. He helped give us Ruth Bader Ginsberg. He wants cap and trade.
What happened to John McCain was horrible….but I think the real question is…what kind of mental damage did it do to him? Are there scars we cannot see?
I think so. In Congress he’s nickname is “McNasty.”
Is just having been a hero a REASON to serve in public office? Is a person’s ability to survive the greatest torture make him a great candidate for any kind of political office? Shouldn’t we look for attributes that make a man a great leader instead?
If John McCain had been an Eddie Murphy, taken out whole nests of the enemy, or even have a record of doing something GREAT for his country as a Senator, maybe the word “Hero” would be awarded to him by us nobodies.
But…we have watched John McCain, entrenched Washington politician for years now, and by the actions of what he has done since he left the Hanoi prison…he’s no hero. He’s a typical Washington politician whose career is all about…staying in power.
You DARE not attack them. You attack McCain, you’re unpatriotic. You attack Obama, you’re a racist. It is one and the same tactic, and being politicians, they both use those cards whenever possible.
Trump came back:
“I’m very disappointed in John McCain because the vets are horribly treated in this country,” Trump said. “I’m going to fight for the vets. I’ve done a lot for the vets. And the vets — I’ve been going around to the campaign trail. They’re treated like third-class citizens. He’s done nothing to help the vets. And I will tell you, they are living in hell.”
You know, if John McCain was truly a hero, he would have fought a LOT harder than he did to defeat Obama. I guess once you have survived torture, losing a Presidential election is really no big deal…to him. Look at all the attention and adoration he got. Like a rat, he survived, kept his senatorial job, and is very well fed.
To him it was nothing..to us …we just keep looking….
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero, I’m holding out for a hero
‘Til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I’m holding out for a hero
‘Til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
(Larger than life)
Well, now that we can all rejoice that the United States pulled SOME kind of space success off, (Actually, America has done really fantastic stuff)
I would like to know when the dweeb who INSISTED a few years ago that Pluto was NOT a planet, it was just a worthless piece of rock, and therefore should be taken off all school maps for little kids….
When are THOSE guys, going to apologize?
Pluto, it seems, is and always has been…a planet.
Notice, how nobody is mentioning the “Opps, sorry we said it wasn’t a planet, we were wrong.”
In fact, if I remember right. there were quite a few people who wondered why they had to take Pluto off the planet list at all?
So, when we go into an ice age, will all the scientists who keep insisting that the Earth is warming, all of a sudden…stay silent and come out and say,
“OH! The Earth is cold! That’s because humans have eaten too many cows!”
Okay…it’s a good day. It’s an exciting day considering how long it took to get to Pluto. At least SOMEBODY is still exploring.
I’m certainly glad we now have proof. Pluto..IS a planet. Think we can send some dweeby scientists there?
Nobody Gets Email
The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a ¤100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one room in which to spend the night.
The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the ¤100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the ¤100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the ¤100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmers’ Co-op takes the ¤100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the tavern.
The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him “services” on credit.
The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the ¤100 note.
The hotel proprietor then places the ¤100 note back on the counter so the rich German will not suspect anything.
At that moment the German comes down the stairs, picks up the ¤100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything – No one earned anything – However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the Greek government hopes to fix its economic problems.
Nobody Gets Email
Hey! We made it to the weekend! And that means…Nobody gets out of her gloomy self and posts uplifting and fun stuff…like this:
Diver puts a GoPro camera on a Hammerhead shark, and you get to see the ocean from the shark’s view. I’d say, he lives in a better neighborhood than me.
Beautiful. Those GoPro camera’s are amazing.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
I’ve often written on the Muslim immigrants being introduced in my neighborhood…and they come and go in and out of the state, and country all the time.
One of the four U.S. Marines shot dead in Tennessee by an Islamic State-inspired gunman has been identified as an Iraq War veteran and Purple Heart recipient from Massachusetts, Fox News reported Friday.
Forty-year-old Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Sullivan was among those killed Thursday by Mohammad Youssef Abdulazeez, a 24-year-old Muslim from Chattanooga, who attacked a military recruitment center before traveling to a Naval training facility where he killed the unarmed Marines.
Sullivan fought in the 2005 Battle of Abu Ghraib, Iraq, serving in India Battery, 3rd Battalion, 12th Marines, according to Fox News. He earned a Purple Heart and a Combat Action medal in that fight.
What did our great commanders say? “Well, we can’t let everybody be carrying guns. That would cause more problems.”
Right. Clearly this kid was on a mission from Allah: And still, from our President on down to the liberal bias reporters…nobody can figure out WHY he would do such a thing!
Why…they’re just not sure.
“he was a nice kid from a nice family, and he was as American as anybody else.”
Will Obama send representatives to these men’s funerals?
Like I said, Muslims are being brought in by the planeload. 6.3 million to be projected soon, and by the time Obama is finished, there will be at least 20 million to start.
And yet, he puts our soldiers behind “gun-free” zones for targets.
Obama should be impeached..for flooding the nation with criminals and enemies.
But, he won’t be..he’s Barack…Hussein….Obama. Our Muslim King.
Okay, Nobody Cares if I go pour myself a drink, do you?
Here’s an excellent comparison of Jihad VS the Crusades.
Bill Warner (Ph.D) shows the facts about Islam….and of course, our President doesn’t deal in facts.
Hey, I thought this was informative ..
Enjoy….and pass around.
By now the world has heard about a radical Islamic jihadist gunning down and killing 4 Marines in Tennessee who were in gun free zones because our Muslim President doesn’t want to ‘offend’ Muslims.
Krauthammer puts Obama’s lack of concern for the American people in sweeter terms than most of us would.
So, congratulations Mr. Krauthammer! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week!
(Ok. I still watch the GOOD guys on FOX..sigh.)
—If this horrible excuse for a human being has any children.
Remember as you watch this, this woman is at the top of the Planned Parenthood administration. Watch it, and then realize…this is how liberals think.
Yes, planned parenthood has been ‘selling’ unborn baby organs for quite some time now, I’m sure with the full knowledge of the Obama administration, and Eric Holder. When asked about “laws” concerning what she is doing, she brags with typical liberal snot: “Laws are up to interpretation.” While she proudly discusses her expertise in being able to butcher an unborn baby with such precision, in order to reap the most ‘money, she then laments that because of the current Supreme Court, they can’t just print out a “menu” flyer to give out to potential buyers.
Darn. Having to quote dead baby body prices over the phone is just so time consuming.
When I think of my own child, lying in an incubator, gasping for every breathe, and good doctors attending his every move in order to save his premature life, I can’t help but want this woman, and all the other woman who talk like her, put away forever in the darkest prison.
Why are we surprised? Margaret Sanger was a racist, and the Nazi’s took her philosophies to a whole new level. They started harvesting real bodies. No doubt Deborah is sad that those unborn babies don’t have gold teeth to pick out.
And in this piece by Brietbart, (don’t miss it) we are reminded that Hillary is a big fan:
“I admire Margaret Sanger enormously,” Clinton told the event’s attendees. “Her courage, her tenacity, her vision.”
“When I think about what [Sanger] did all those years ago in Brooklyn,” Clinton gushed. “I am really in awe of her. And there are a lot of lessons we that can learn from her life and the cause she launched and fought for and sacrificed so greatly.”
The Federalist adds:
Margaret Sanger, for those who are unaware, was a vile racist and eugenicist who dedicated her life to ridding the world of poor black babies, who she deemed the “degenerate and defective.” She was a featured guest of the Ku Klux Klan and a huge proponent of the forced sterilization program of the Nazi regime in the 1930’s.
After watching Deborah, I kept thinking: How about we harvest HER organs? Her kidneys. Both of her legs. Her eyes. If I were a judge, just by this video alone, I’d want her to face the death penalty and then be chopped up and harvested. Anybody on the planet could make better use of the heart that is beating inside her….because she has no heart. Her heart deserves a better body.
I say we give her a chance to donate to the poor. In fact, sell her own parts and give them to her favorite charity.
She is breaking the law. Will she be prosecuted? By who? Congress? Please.
No, they’ll just pontificate until everyone gets back to the election.
You want to make money selling organs Planned Parenthood?
Sell your own employees. I think you will be surprised at the demand.