Here’s a BIG wonder: We are all against bullying in school, bullying on the internet, bullying the female, etc, etc, in fact there are whole government organizations hell-bent on stopping bullying.
And yet…our cable TV is filled with the most popular bullies ever graced the planet. Simon’s mean and nasty comments drove American Idol to the top of the charts. And yes, the other night, I actually watched Hell’s Kitchen.
Some guy made a half-baked less than perfect scramble egg. You would have thought, that he was bin Laden himself by the horrible tongue lashings he got from everyone.
I do not watch this stuff, but MILLIONS love it.
So, this Nobody Wonders how we can tell our children not to bully, when this stuff is everywhere? It goes beyond teaching someone about hard knocks, it’s “How to Bully 101″ Where’s the “How to take care of Bully’s 102′?
And when our children grow up, they will get bullied by their own government. I suspect they are just getting everyone used to it. And isn’t it funny that NOBODY anywhere has pointed this out?
Just when you thought that the feminists had their movie stars and music idols all under control, think again! Lady Gaga has come out with some life statements about ‘men’ and ‘women’ that is totally going to bug every feminist on every blog.
When talking about men and her husband (boyfriend?) she gives this advice:
Yes, actually,” said Lady G, 27. “He’s totally in charge. I mean, when I am home, I am, like, shoes are off, I’m making him dinner. He has a job, too, and he is really busy!”
“I’m in charge all day long, the last thing I want to do is tell him what to do,” explains Gaga, who apparently doesn’t realize there’s a middle ground to be had. “It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do, female listeners who are out there.”
Notice I underlined the reporter’s comments insinuating Lady Gaga is nuts.
“The definition I’m using with the word ‘submissive’ is the biblical definition of that,” she said. “So, it is meekness, it is not weakness. It is strength under control, it is bridled strength. And that’s what I choose to have in my marriage.”
She called her husband “a natural-born leader. I quickly learned that I had to find a way of honoring his take-charge personality and not get frustrated about his desire to have the final decision on just about everything. I am not a passive person, but I chose to fall into a more submissive role in our relationship because I wanted to do everything in my power to make my marriage and family work.”
Are the feminists going to call her out on this one?
So–we learn here that the Gaga who has done just about everything she can on stage, and who is obviously in control of her work life, decides to let the man be the boss at home.
Gee…like I said…wonders never cease. Somebody call Gloria. She might have to adopt kids in the Congo to make up for this abomination.
Wonders never cease. First, Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, which he didn’t deserve, and now, he gets an Ambassador to Humanity award, from Steven Spielberg.
President Barack Obama is set to deliver remarks and receive an honor presented by Steven Spielberg at a USC Shoah Foundation event, the organization said Friday.
“President Obama’s commitment to democracy and human rights has long been felt,” said Spielberg in a statement announcing the news. “As a constitutional scholar and as president, his interest in expanding justice and opportunity for all is remarkably evident.”
“The president’s recent appointment of the first special envoy for Holocaust Survivor Services in United States history demonstrates his staunch commitment to honoring the past while building a better future,” the director continued. Spielberg will present Obama with the Ambassador for Humanity Award.”
Right. Democracy rule by the majority of one, and his human rights? He is setting up his own holocaust with Obamacare. That’s how much he cares about human rights. Constitutional Scholar? I guess you have to know the laws to know how to break them.
Things must be REALLY be bad if Steven Spielberg has to come out and try to promote his old pal Obama. Don’t you wonder what Steven Spielberg gets for always giving the democrats his millions, his talent, and his time?
I can take one guess: And it rhymes with honey.
This is one ego fest you won’t find Netanyahu attending, and when the rich Jews keep giving to people like Obama, a man who doesn’t even recognized Jerusalem on a map, it makes you wonder.
Maybe there is a grain of truth to racial stereotypes, after all.
What built this country, was innovation. Electricity, cars, railroads, steel, and Doug Coulter thinks he will be able to build the next new energy source:
Of course, he might have to take a bath at some point.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
All experience colors any perceptions in most people’s life, so I was surprised as I read the interview that Steven was even MORE of a genius that I had imagined in 1985 when I must have first read this interview. Just the scope of how he thought, and how he looked at his own trade, and the insight he had into his own life and people, were amazing. And then, I read this about his review of the movie Rambo:
“I think Rambo is great. I love Rambo. But I think it is potentially a very dangerous movie, because it’s a this- is-the-way- it- should- have- been motion picture which is very, very frightening. It changes history in a frightening way. But it’s a helluva well made picture. It winds you up inside, and when it let you go, you spin around like a top, and the darn thing is just so much fun to watch. Even bleeding heart liberal walk out trying desperately to deny that they were entertained. I was entertained and angered at the same time. “
Now…isn’t this interesting. He is mad that a movie that was filled with violence made him angry, and yet he was entertained.
I had that same feeling for YEARS after I saw Jaws. ANGER. Jaws ruined my love of the water. I grew up swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, an ocean filled with all kinds of sharks, and yet, I was never scared. After that movie you couldn’t get me near an ocean without those images in my mind.
Thanks a lot Steve.
After I saw that movie I had nightmares. Millions of sharks were killed out of sheer fear all over the world. Spielberg put a deep fear of sharks into the general population, the world has never gotten over it. While sharks are dangerous, more people are killed by lighting every year. I’m sure it spoiled many a vacation.
And yet…Steven obviously simply has rationalized his own movie as…sheer entertainment, which put him on the map. So see, it really is about the money. He is no different from Stallone.
Although, having said that, comparing Spielberg to Stallone, is like comparing Beethoven to the Troggs.
Nobody Wonders at the human capability of ignoring one’s own hypocrisy. We are incredibly good at it, especially if we can make ourselves more money.
Most everyone who saw Rambo knew it was simply a fantasy action film. But JAWS…that was so real, it became our reality.
If asked today, would Steven have any guilt about it at all? Or, does he think he did us all a favor?
The first person has been hawking his books on TV for years now: Kevin Trudeau. It seems some judge thought he was making too much money being a scam artist.
“U.S. TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau, who was convicted last year of criminal contempt for exaggerating the contents of his weight-loss book in infomercials, was sentenced on Monday to 10 years in prison.
Prosecutors, who said Trudeau’s actions resulted in over $37 million in losses to consumers, had sought at least a 10-year sentence, saying in court papers he was motivated by simple greed and had bilked consumers and defied court orders.”
Well gee. True Confession here: I bought that first book of his, and it was just like any other book on the market, and let’s be honest here: Kevin Trudeau is NOT the only scam artist out there. How about that ballet bar? You know, the “Dancers Body” commercial? You can grab any bar at all, but that bar will cost you around $500, and trust me, most women will not come out with a dancer’s body. You either have one or you don’t. How about all the machines they tell you will help you lose weight? Those are big scams too. Almost every single machine or weight loss product sells you the idea that with that machine, or that dance video’s—or that zumba video’s— you will lose weight: and then you get the product in the mail, open it up, and there is ALWAYS a book with it, where you find out that—-By the way, you also have to starve —eat our diet, or none of these exercises or machines will work, and we are not responsible for your failure.
Come on. Billions are lost on health care scams, (and diet pills) why pick on him?
I don’t think it was Kevin’s book that was the rip-off, it was the $10.00 a month that he kept putting on my credit card for some kind of newsletter that I never got, never ordered, and you could not cancel it. It took me a whole year to finally get rid of it. The telephone number was always busy. Always.
And then we have poor (I can’t even pay my property taxes): Mary Magdalene Root
“An 81-year-old Maryland woman was arrested Wednesday and placed behind bars for reportedly failing to pay a $7,000 fine she had received for minor pet violations.”
Okay…some neighbor took a picture of her dogs, who had a habit of getting out of the yard. Did they hurt anybody? No. They look like cute little pups. Hardly the usual dog-fighting owner rapper, Mary was arrested because she didn’t pay the fine, because obviously, she couldn’t rap.
The judge even said if she didn’t pay, the dogs would be taken away from her. Bail was set at $2,500.
“I’ve never had a crime. Never. Not even a traffic ticket,” she said.
A good Samaritan paid the bail, but now she has to find a new home.
So, who wins the Nobody Perfect award for the week?
Let’s see….Mmmmmm…In my Nobody Opinion Kevin was targeted, not because he was such a great scam artist, (Obama has him beat there) but because he was revealing trade secrets of fast food companies: Like the fact that they put chemicals in the food to addict you to it.
Think about it. What exactly is in those McDonalds’ fries that you just can’t get enough of?
NO…once again…it wasn’t Kevin or Mary, The winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week goes to…OBAMA!
(Make that the decade.)
Why? Because Obama sold a whole country the biggest scam in United States history: Obamacare. It was all a lie, and he knew it. Obamacare will cost millions of jobs, billions of dollars, and thousands of deaths.
Next to Obama, Kevin Trudeau should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
In a sane world, President Obama would be…arrested tomorrow, and given life with no parole.
Too bad we can’t make a citizen’s arrest…because…Comrade Obama is now the laughing stock of the world. And his scams, all of them…now belongs to us.
WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.
What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.
Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.
Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges would actually judge on musical content?
Wonders never cease.
The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.
Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?
George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.
Yeah, that worked.
Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.
The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.
Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.
Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.
For the last ten years, I have picked the winner in every category of the Oscars, sitting in my pajama’s. How do I do it? It’s very easy: Whatever movies presents the ‘progressive’ agenda the best, gets the prize. Many of these movies don’t even make money. Any movie that is conservative is ignored. Remember the movie Passion by Mel Gibson? It didn’t even get mentioned.
How about gays? Does the movie have a gay or transsexual theme? Bingo! Oscar!
Is the woman suffering because of some white male? Bingo! Oscar!
The only reason to watch the Oscars is to see all the stars, in their dresses, and gossip about them.
The big question tonight is: Will Michelle Obama make another appearance in a special video, congratulating them all and addressing the American people about how wonderful it all is and how we should all adore, gays, thin people, black people, Hispanic people, but not those cruel and ignorant white people who so unfairly do not like the President because he’s black?
Last year Michelle Obama announced the best picture award. Will she announce it this year since it will be about black slaves?
And how many people will not see the obvious connection between Washington and the White House?
Frankly–we might as well have Putin announce it.
American can do propaganda better than any other country in the world…because WE have Hollywood!
Yes, to be sure either one, or both of them will appear…
And that’s why they invented….the drinking game.
Often times, the ones who invent something never really get the credit for it, so for the man who invented the jump shot, recognition was a long time coming. Kenny is a simple man, who invented a way to solve a problem…and it became part of the game.
The end of the story is filled with wisdom, for all the men and women who live silently knowing they contributed to the world, and never blew their own horn about it.
It’s a great story to start off the week.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Alec Baldwin is having a hussy fit meltdown this week. He has threatened to leave New York because he just can’t understand why the liberals are out to get him, Just because he called somebody a faggot. After all, he called his own daughter a pig, and nobody thought a thing of it.
The feminists were okay with ‘pig’..but faggot? They have Obama and Michelle at their backs now.
So what does an Obama loving man do? His liberal New York friends are out to get him, so he wrote a letter in Vulture titled “Goodbye Public Life”
(LAUGH HERE.) Yeah, it’s a great read.
Alec swears he loves gays, and never said the word faggot. in fact, he just doesn’t get it. Then he talked about how he got Shia LeBeouf fired from a job because the kid…wanted Alex to actually MEMORIZE his lines!
” To prove he had put in the time. (What else do you do in jail?) I, however, do not learn my lines in advance. So he began to sulk because he felt we were slowing him down. You could tell right away he loves to argue. And one day he attacked me in front of everyone. He said, “You’re slowing me down, and you don’t know your lines. And if you don’t say your lines, I’m just going to keep saying my lines.”
So Alec got him fired, but nevertheless said this:
” I wasn’t out to get anybody or make anybody look bad, because I know what that’s like.”
Alec is just so upset, because all his liberal friends were so…WRONG about him, they fired him from an interview show he had in the making. He wanted to pick his guests:
“The first name they came up with was Rob Lowe. They said, Rob Lowe’s going to be in the building. Do you want to interview Rob? I said, “Not particularly.”
And then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, MSNBC said, “You’re fired.”
Yes, he was fired because Rachel Maddow was out to get him for being anti-gay, which he is not. Really! He just likes to use the words faggot and motherfucker and faggot, and whore, and…
Poor Alex…to be fired from MSNBC is like being condemned to worst than liberal purgatory, it’s hell. Can we feel his pain folks? (Ah…here Mr. Baldwin…have a drink on us.)
And then, things got worse: When some reporter criticized his wife for texting during a funeral, Alex called him…well…here’s his own words.
“In my rage, however, I called him a “toxic little queen,” and, thus, Anderson Cooper, the self-appointed Jack Valenti of gay media culture, suggested I should be “vilified,” in his words. I didn’t feel bad about the incident. He lied about my wife.”
Alec is feeling the wrath of Obama’s gay community and just can’t seem to comprehend that free speech in America, is no longer allowed. If he grew up with 4 brothers who constantly called each other faggots in good humor, well, those days are gone.
Sorry Alec, blame your liberal friends.
But does he blame the dictatorial idiot liberals? NO! He blames…get ready for it: Middle America.
“The heart, the arteries of the country are now clogged with hate. The fuel of American political life is hatred. Who would ever dream that Obama would deserve to be treated the way he has been? The birth-certificate bullshit, which is just Obama’s version of Swiftboating.
But this is Roger Ailes. And Fox. And Breitbart. And this is all about hate. It’s Hate Incorporated. But the liberals have taken the bait and run in the same direction—and it’s just as corrosive. MSNBC, in its own way, is as full of shit, as redundant and as superfluous, as Fox.”
Yes, it’s the conservatives fault for bringing hatred to America. And so, he plans to run for office, if the gays will just let him, but until then, he is thinking of moving to L.A, probably because he can’t find work in New York.
” L.A. is a place where you live behind a gate, you get in a car, your interaction with the public is minimal.”
Sounds good to us Alex…Middle Americans are desperately hoping you get your wishes for minimal public interaction, because we’re still mad that you called your daughter a pig.
So Congratulations Mr. Baldwin! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for….as long as you continue to live.
And just for a piece of advice: You know, there ARE gays in California too. Lot of Queens…a few faggots…a lot of pigs…prostitutes….(do you like the word spic?) …..
Nobody Flashes on a Sunday Morning
Tally is in: Russia wins the Olympic metals count. Who is EVEN surprised? All the Russian athletics had to do to get inspired was turn on the TV and watch the killings in the Ukraine.
But when it comes to real gold metals, I think our athletics beat the Russians in the gold metal of good deeds, which in my Nobody Book, is a much higher score.
Our Olympians are bringing homes to abandoned dogs and saving lives: and what a GREAT way to represent your country…god bless them all.
Okay. Maybe I’m too old, but some of my friends were telling me that Jimmy Fallon was a real talent and I should give him a shot. So, last night I watched his historical first show.
Here’s my Nobody’s Opinion:
Jimmy is still in his childhood, where he told everyone after introducing his mom and dad, that they used to let him stay up late on school nights and watch Johnny Carson, and it shows. He had the SAME curtain, the SAME furniture, and probably Johnny’s old desk. WHY this is supposed to appeal to the newest hip generation of people under 30 I have no clue. I thought the set was boring…but not as boring as his opening jokes. He spent the whole first ten minutes going over how thankful he was to be there, and he thanked Johnny Carson, and Johnny Carson’s mother, and probably his trash man…and I was so shocked at how he couldn’t tell a simple joke, I was about to turn it off…but I’m glad I didn’t. I just turned the sound down.
And I would have missed the best moment of the night if I had turned the channel. —->
Will Smith was his first guest, and they did a cute little hip hop dance, but I swear I’ve seen that same skit before. Maybe some of you younger Saturday Night Live people can tell me if it’s an old skit, because I stopped watching Saturday Night Live after Eddie Murphy did his famous James Brown “Hot Tub” scene.
Who can top that?
The rest of the program was Bono and U2. Excuse me if you are a Bono fan, but I just have no desire to listen to their music. BUT…in fairness to him, because I can never take more than a few minutes of them, I listened to the song they played on the couch…which reafirmred my original thoughts: Bono..cannot sing. If you grew up on Jim Morrison and the Beatles, Bono sounds like a distant cousin that just formed a garage band in his basement and…well..sorry Bono fans. They many have some great music but I will probably never know. I just don’t like the man’s voice. I’d rather listen to AC/DC.
And that’s okay with me. It’s just an opinion and not worth much…BUT…there were others out there who actually TURNED the channel when Jimmy went on and on too much about himself and his historical moment in American history. It’s been reported he had less viewers than Jay Leno’s last night. In fact, it matched Conan’s.
Jimmy cannot carry a show by himself, and last night proved it. Hopefully, he can convinced enough Hollywood and musical friends to do his little musical skits with him because intellectually, he can only appeal to…people under 40. I suggest he get some good writers and practice.
Unless, you like that kind of thing. Like I said, I haven’t seen him every night….and this isn’t the 1950′s anymore…
We have a wider channel choice now…don’t we?