Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Pope Benedict XVI VS The Miami Marlins

Nobody’s Perfect

What happening? Everybody is upset about that lovable but very old Pope Benedict XVI retiring. Frankly, being the Pope should be like any other job, and since he is the leader of his own nation-state, it’s only fitting that someone who’s brain isn’t functioning should NOT be in the drivers’ seat..really. Pope resigns

This notion that leaders of great institutions (take our Congress for instance) should stay in their jobs while dementia or strokes racks their brains, and all the top decision that come out of those brains must be adhered too—- is absurd.

Wait…Hillary just had a stroke…should she be allowed to run for President? Shouldn’t she retire for good?

Of course she should, but she won’t, because you see…Pope Benedict’s brain is still functioning–we’re not sure we can say that about Hillary.

Here’s what the Pope said:

In today’s world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of St. Peter and proclaim the gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”

The Pope is not God, nor a Pharaoh…so what is the big deal?

This…is a daddy issue. People have been living without daddies for much too long. For instance, Chris Rock says Obama is our Daddy. All the Cardinals were on TV crying and saying he was like their Father.

Daddy Pope. (sigh)

So, who’s going to be the new pawn? A South American Pope? Since the news is talking about a black man from Africa, odds are…that’s just who the “elites’ want for the next decade since it seems the wars are going to Africa now and out of the Middle East, a black Pope would give them some clout with the black Muslims. Or a Spanish-speaking Pope to help with the upcoming amnesty?

Nobody Wonders.

Pope’s are not perfect: Really. How heavy is that silly hat? Poor guy..Frankly, I thought he has been out of his mind the second year of his popeful reign…when he started talking about aliens….

And then you have the Miami Marlins, whose fan base consists of four people standing in line to get tickets to the Miami Marlins Winter warm up FANFARE event. Evidently, they ate before they came to the park.  Marlins line

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

The Marlins win!  To have a baseball franchise, where 74 players are paid millions in salaries, (in a brand new tax-funded stadium) and they can only get four people interested in showing up to watch them play….I’d say the perfection card for the Miami Marlins is sitting somewhere in purgatory.

If the Pope can retire with dignity, maybe the Miami Marlins should too. I say we all say a good Catholic prayer for those poor workers at the concession stand. They are going to need divine intervention…maybe we should write the Pope and he can give them his blessing before he retires..

Marlines line 2Go ahead. You write him. I’m not a Catholic.

 

 

February 11, 2013 Posted by | baseball, Catholics, humor | , , , | 2 Comments

The Catholic Church Speaks….

Nobody Knows—-

At what point in time, exactly, did gay marriage become such an important issue? While Hollywood and major corporations have stepped up relentless propaganda to brainwash the general public that the “gay” life is as natural as the “straight’ life, most people really don’t buy it. And it’s not just because the “Bible” calls it a sin, it’s because it’s not the norm. It’s not the norm in nature, if it was, then all species would die out.

That’s a scientific fact.

And most people know this, it’s a no-brainer. It’s not that gays can’t fall in love, or be in love, or even get married..it’s the fact that our politicians are trying to force the “gay” life as being wonderful AND normal down everyone’s throat. And frankly, I’m tired of trying to believe that Ellen Degeneres needs makeup to catch a woman.

As we saw once again yesterday, Americans are not buying it:

As expected, North Carolinians voted in large numbers on Tuesday for an amendment that would ban same-sex marriages, partnerships and civil unions, becoming the 30th state in the country and the last in the South to include a prohibition on gay marriage in the state constitution.

Now, I’m not Catholic, but I happen to think the Ten Commandments, are the best rules every devised by a man or a God. So, I thought this video, made by the Catholics was a good one to post. The communist blueprint for a takeover of a capitalistic society is to go first to socialism, then to communism. And that means the destruction of all religions. Obama took that first step when he mandated Catholics support abortions.

The government is suppose to ‘represent’ the people. IF the people say they want to ban gay marriage, then the government should abide by the people’s wishes. The American people should DEMAND our politicians abide by the law. If not, we should vote them out.

The object seems to be, and many of the elite have said exactly this: reduce the population. More gay people, more abortions— means less people to pollute the earth.

Ted Turner would be happy.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

 

May 9, 2012 Posted by | abortions, Global Government, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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