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Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.scientists

I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?

Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:

A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.

They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead  to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.

So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?Michael Sams

How’s that working out?

Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?

I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.

And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: Fruit Flies

There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies

This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!

Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.Fat lesbian

And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.

Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?

No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?

Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?

(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)

No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.Obama golf two

From Glenn Beck:

How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”

So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.

The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.

Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.

Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.

Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.

Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.

That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Alert! Underwear Crisis!

Nobody Reports

Wow! Alert! When I read that 83 percent of the ‘children’ coming over the border were NOT small children, like all the pictures are showing us…but MEN, I didn’t believe it. Homeland security is requesting immediate help. mens' underwear

Thanks to The Drudge Report, we have proof that the men want underwear:

 The DHS Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following: 

LI 001: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Medium Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 002: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 003: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: X-Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 004: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 2X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 005: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 3X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 006: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 4X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 007: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 5X-Large Per Dozen, 300, DZ; 

LI 008: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 6X-Large Per Dozen, 200, DZ; 

 

Nobody Knows why these men need underwear if they have jeans, but I really don’t want to know why. Mamma always told you to pack an extra pair. Evidently the crisis in South America comes with mothers not teaching their children how to dress.

Glenn Beck today was BEGGING for us to send money to help those poor “children” on the border, so I plan to do my part.

I’m sending these: men's underwear 2

 

June 24, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?

Nobody Cares

Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:Queen Lat

CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”

So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”

They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.

Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”

If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?

Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?Anderson

And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?

Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem

Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.

You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.

But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?

Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.

Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.

March 15, 2013 Posted by | Government Waste, Race, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

The Sands of Saud On the Floors of the White House

Nobody Reports

In his recent novel about JFK, Stephen King goes back in time and saves Kennedy from assassination. At the end of the book, he described how many books he had read about the JFK assassination and by all he had read, he was 99 percent sure that one man, Oswald, acted alone. He NEVER gives a reason for why Oswald did it…which to me proves that King is way off the mark. On the other hand, his wife thinks it was all a conspiracy, so at least there is one person in the family who thinks about what they read.

While I admire King as a hell of a writer, I don’t trust his instincts. Like many liberals, he is well-meaning. After reading perhaps almost as many books as King has on the subject, I came to the conclusion that LBJ had a hand in it. Nobody Thinks—as in the Benghazi murders, only a President could have stopped that attack, and only a Vice President could orchestrate a presidential takeover.

And why didn’t Stephen King give some kind of explanation FOR Oswald’s motive? That’s the problem with liberals, they never back up their thoughts with any kind of logic. They just say they ‘thought’ about it, and what they say should be the final word. It’s annoying.

From this video we feel, and instinct tells us, that the trillions of dollars that went missing from the pentagon might have tied into 9/11. I remember seeing Bill Clinton’s face that day, and what I saw on that face, was…guilt. I had seen his guilty face before on too many testimonial occasions. Sure, Bill missed getting Bin Laden about 6 times, but it was more than that. And years have proven, the Bush’s and the Clinton’s’ have always been good friends.

Today, I was reading about how much the Saudi’s were involved in 9/11 …..and then there’s this: There was a man named Turki.

“Who resigned as head of Saudi intelligence just days before the September 11 terrorist attacks. The closest of the princes to the Taliban Attended Georgetown University with Bill Clinton.”

Yesterday I read about how Daddy Bush (who is now it seems on his death-bed) hung around the Saudi Kings…a lot. He liked to lounge on their yachts.

When it comes to conspiracy theories, we are told to behave, and always use the simplest explanation…but somehow the simple explantions that are given to us, NEVER includes powerful men wanting money and power. The biggest difference between conservatives and liberals….is we don’t trust powererful men…THEY do.

Will there be another 9/11? Nobody thinks: When the money goes missing…….somebody will come out and say…

“We just don’t know where it went.”

Right. And I have NO clue where I put my frying pan.

 

 

December 27, 2012 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Benghazi, Clintons, conspiracy, economy, George W. Bush, Obama, Presidents, Propaganda | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Where’s MY GSA Birthday Present?

Nobody’s Perfect–

When it comes to our ‘public servants’ spending taxpayers money, very few can resist, and when it comes to getting their hands on taxpayers cash, it seems our public servants just can’t help themselves. They’ve got to spend it on parties and vacations, and celebrate all their birthdays!   

When Nancy Pelosi wanted her own private jet to take her back and forth from Washington D.C., to California, every week, stocked with a full liquor cabinet and chocolate covered strawberries, she got it.

When Leon Panetta wanted to go back to his walnut farm in California every weekend, he costs the taxpayers around $860,000, due to his special needs for a big plane. He said he needed to get back to his walnut farm because it’s important “just to get your mind straight and your perspective straight.”  He got it.

(What? There are no walnuts in D.C.? )

When the Secret Service had to order up 21 prostitutes for their party in Cartagena, Columbia….they got it. After all, they are probably tired of watching the “President” and his family getting to have all that fun all over the world. Maybe they figured it was their turn to relax.

When the GSA was found making a video about their expensive trip to Las Vegas…they got…brought before Congress. What?

“WASHINGTON (AP) — General Services Administration witnesses came under sharp criticism from Congress for a second day on Tuesday, as lawmakers expressed outrage over junkets, bonuses and parties paid for by taxpayers. Questioning ranged beyond the $823,000 paid for a Las Vegas conference in October 2010, to a culture of the nation’s government real estate agency playing fast and loose with taxpayer money.

Family members often were taken along, and in an email exchange between GSA regional executive Jeffrey Neely and his wife last November, they wrote of a planned trip turning into a birthday celebration. The 17-day trip took place last February to Hawaii, Guam and Saipan. Neely – who was placed on administrative leave – wrote his wife:”Rough schedule per our conversation. Guess this’ll be your birthday present?”

Nobody Wants to know: Where’s MY birthday present?  

Why is the GSA being singled out? Obama and his wife have wasted more of the taxpayer’s money on their own personal pleasure than any past President in American’s history. Aren’t they “public servants”? They even went so far as to give their dog his own private jet. Michelle likes to take her own vacations. …on her own personal plane. With 27 people just to dress her.

Can you think of any two public servants who waste more?

Now, we remember Hillary going to Africa with Chelsea, and Laura Bush made a few trips of her own, but is this all really necessary? What are we paying the ambassadors for? 

It’s gotta be good to be a ‘public servant’ these days. If anyone cared to check into the many “vacations” held in Las Vegas and Hawaii for the Post Office employees, or state employees, or for that matter, any bureaucracy in the overstuffed turkey called our government, you would find billions of  dollars wasted on parties and vacations,( and big expensive offices) all paid by the taxpayer, many of whom can only dream of going to Hawaii.

This is nothing new. What is new is that Congress is looking into it.

Like good politicians, they had to pretend they are mad, because—

                                             IT’S AN ELECTION YEAR!

Even Obama, the one who parties harder than anyone, had to come out and say he would be angry if it was found out his Secret Service had not paid the prostitutes in Columbia. (Did I get that right?)

And Nobody believes that Obama is mad. Obama believes, like most “government servants,” no matter what the cost, they all feel they deserve to party on the taxpayer’s money, because it’s a once in a lifetime piggy bank of free cash that they (and he) would feel stupid not to take advantage of. 

 Is it any wonder they all like to brag about it?  

The only solution for the nobodies working hard while the govenment employees celebrate their birthdays with thousand dollar lush vacations is: Everybody stop paying taxes.

(Okay, I have no clue)

April 17, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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