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Do We Really Care That Someone Threw a Shoe at Hillary?

Nobody Cares

It’s Friday, the sun is shining, everybody and their mother is out driving around on motorbikes, tops down, radio blasting…

Do we REALLY care that somebody threw a shoe at Hillary?

Nah. I would have preferred, a cream pie.

April 11, 2014 Posted by | Hillary, humor | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Explains How the Liberals Fake Everything…

Nobody Wins

Media bias. According to this video, the reason the conservatives are losing the battle is due to the fact that there are more democrats reporting the news than conservatives.  If the conservatives could get more of their message across, there would be a shift.

The liberal media is good at one thing that the conservatives are not: They know how to use the internet to create a fake firestorm

From the book by Ryan Holiday: Trust Me, I’m Lying. He explains how it’s done…

“I designed the advertisements, which I bought and placed around the country, (on billboards) and then promptly called and left anonymous complaints about them (and leaked copies of my complaints to blogs for support.) I alerted college LGBT and women’s rights groups to screenings in their area and baited them to protest our offensive movie at the theater., knowing that the nightly news would cover it. I started a boycott group on FACEbook. I orchestrated fake tweets and posted fake comments to  articles online. I even won a contest for being the first one to send in a picture of a defaced ad in Chicago.  (thanks for the free T-shirt, Chicago Redeye. Oh, also, that photo was from New York.) I manufactured preposterous stories about Tuckers’ (fake name) behavior on and off the movie set and reported them to gossip websites, which gleefully repeated them.  I paid for anti-woman ads on feminist websites and anti-religion ads on Christian websites, knowing each would write about it. Sometimes I just Photoshopped ads onto screenshots of websites and got coverage for controversial ads that never actually ran. The loop became final when, for the first time in history, I put out a press released to answer my own manufactured criticism: TUCKER MAX RESPONDS TO CTA DECISION:” BLOW ME.” the headline read.

I pulled this off with no connections, no money, and no footsteps to follow. But because of the way that blogging is structured—from the way bloggers are paid by the page view to the way blog posts must be written to catch eh readers’ attention—this was all very easy to do. So as the manufactured storm I created played itself out in the press, real people started believing it, and it became true.

However the play starts, the end is the same: The economics of the Internet are exploited to change public perception, and sell product. “

So…how much of the news that bloggers are repeating actually fake stories? It’s pretty easy to plant the story and watch it go up the latter…from the bloggers, to the radio hosts, to the magazines, then to the national news.

I talked to my brother today, and he said, “They just ought to let Obamacare fail.” And right after he said it, I thought to myself, “He is just repeating the very same thing the Rino’s are saying. He must have heard it on TV.” And because everyone’s life is so busy, we have all trusted what we heard in the past.

Those days…..are gone.

We all know that Obama has thousands of fake followers on his tweets. Who knows how many people they have on staff to manipulate the news? According to Ryan, they know exactly how to manipulate the media, and they pay people big money to do it.

Nobody Wins when the media will plant staged events to get power, but at least some people are starting to know, like Ryan Holiday, that as clever as he was in doing this stuff, he is destroying lives.

And now, for more of a good laugh, see how many times Obama used this staged fainting stunt, and WHO he learned it from. Don’t miss the end, Hillary is pretty funny. Talk about “fake.” I’m starting to think we should rename Washington, “Silicone Valley.”

October 23, 2013 Posted by | Media, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Just Take Out the Parts You Don’t Like…

Nobody Gets Email

This if from the Conservative folks, in case you missed the whole, “We didn’t know it was a Al Quada attack.” business that Hillary, Obama, and Rice put out from the beginning. Come on…they are suppose to be the smartest people in the world…and they didn’t know?

Since it had to be Obama that gave the orders to stand down, it comes to reason that it was Obama’s idea to lie to the world, and use it as a point to help make talking against Islam a crime, SINCE that was having big discussions at the U. N. at that time. Not to mention, he was trying to get reelected.

No doubt Susan Rice thought it was a great idea too. She is on the Muslim Brotherhood is really cool wagon.

And I won’t say enjoy, because…how can anyone enjoy this?

May 11, 2013 Posted by | Benghazi | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Facebook Has Conservatives?

Nobody Gets Email

A friend of mine spends a lot of time on Facebook….something that I do not do. So I told her to send me any political stuff she might see…and tonight…I found these in my mailbox. Wow. And I thought only liberals were on Facebook…who knew?

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)

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February 8, 2013 Posted by | politics | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…

Nobody Wins

Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)

First: Let’s talk about how they set this up.Hillary Rodham Clinton

Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.

BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.

“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.

“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.

“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.

“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”

BIG SPLAT.

Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.

Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars?  Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.

“What can we all do to improve the State Department?” They all replied:  MORE MONEY!Clinton's cigar

What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her.  Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.

Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.

Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.

This is pretty much what Hillary said:

You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything.  And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.

BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I)  want to make some real money out of this.  And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever.  And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.

And she has a point. Who was fired after 9.11? Nobody.blue dress

It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi,  I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.

“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”

Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.

That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.

So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.

Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.

Like just one—

“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up.  Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. “

 

January 23, 2013 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Benghazi, Congress, corruption, democrats, Hillary | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary’s Flu VS George’s Pretzel

Nobody’s Perfectdog ate homework

“The DOG ate my homework!”

“I had a flat tire, and that’s why I’m late!”

“My alarm didn’t go off…”

“I fainted because I had a virus, hit my head, and so I just can’t make it to Congress to testify because the doctor told me I have to rest my brain…..”

WASHINGTON (AP) — Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sustained a concussion last week after becoming extremely dehydrated and fainting while suffering from a stomach virus, the State Department said. The 65-year-old Clinton is recovering at home and has been advised by her doctors to continue to rest and avoid strenuous activity and cancel all work events for the next week.

Democrat “insisted that given her condition, she could not and should not appear” as planned, said Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth. Obama is expected to nominate Kerry to succeed Clinton.

Excuses. We’ve all heard them, we’ve all used them, and some are much better than others.

Excuses are what humans use to get out of something they don’t want to do…like jury duty, a date we don’t want to go on, or a day off from work so we can go to the SuperBowl….but when  Joe Blow skips work, in most matters, it doesn’t affect the whole country, unlike our famous politicians.

Hillary…can’t testify in the most important scandal of this century because she’s…got to rest her brain.

HA HA HA HA…who knew she had one?

Hillary in pink

And this episode made me think of another famous politician who was a bit more creative when it came to excuses—Remember with me….

WASHINGTON — President Bush briefly lost consciousness Sunday after he choked on a pretzel while watching a football game on television in his living quarters, the White House said.

After fainting, the president tumbled to the floor from a couch, bruising his lower lip and suffering an abrasion the size of a half dollar on his left cheek, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said he fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel.

So we as Americans must ask: Why do we keep electing people that fall off of c ouches, and have to “rest their brains.”G W Bush & Pretzel

Nobody Thinks that Presidential PR people get paid BIG BUCKS to sit around a table and come up with creative excuses to get their bosses out of trouble.

“Well, we could tell the truth…”

“No..here’s what you do. You make up something that is so unbelievable, nobody will question it. Hillary can’t testify because  last time she testified she said “I don’t remember” over 784 times. Some people actually REMEMBER that. So here’s what we’ll do. She’s got a flu right? We’ll just say she was dehydrated and fell over an hit her head and got a concussion, so when she DOES testify, she can say “I don’t remember” and EVERYONE will believe it was due to her concussion! Problem solved!”

“Brilliant.”

Well, MSNBC bought it. But my dog doesn’t believe a word of it. And that’s why Nobody is giving George W. Bush the hands on winner in the Nobody’s Perfect contest this week.

Anybody who can fall off a soft couch while watching football, gaze his head in, bust his lip…a gash that looks more like he crashed while he was bike riding, or got in a fight with some guy in Texas..and because he didn’t want to lose his macho image, he said he choked on a pretzel…

THAT man has bigger cohunes than Hillary. Or better yet, THAT man was President and knew he couldn’t be touched, Hillary on the other hand, needs to get out of testifying.Benghazi cartoon

Hillary should stand trial for her crimes in the Benghazi scandal. But..if she doesn’t , then running for President should be completely out of the question..

After all…if she is so brain dead she can’t make it to a Congressional hearing, she certainly can’t be President.

Can she?

YES SHE CAN!

Now, that I’ve got that out of my system…I need to tell my husband that, “I didn’t pick up his medicine because I thought it was Sunday.”

This stuff could work wonders for us all…and we need to do is watch…and learn.

“I couldn’t find my keys!”

” My SISTER was on the phone for over an hour!”
“I have a fever…”  (Feel free to donate your best)

“I had the flu, and fell down because I was working SO hard, that I started RUNNING to the plane, and then while I was trying to save a baby, who was being attacked by a terrorist, I stuck the pretzel I was carrying in my mouth, and then I choked, and USED my body to drop the terrorist who was trying to kidnap the baby, and fell to the ground, and banged my head, and so I just can’t show up for anything

Don’t worry…the baby is fine due to my quick thinking. “

 

December 17, 2012 Posted by | Benghazi, Christmas, President George W. Bush | , , | 1 Comment

Hillary is building Mosques…In Cairo.

Nobody Reports

So, now we find out that Obama is sending money (via Hillary) to Cairo to build Mosques and then put computers in them so that they can have more tools to use against us.

Can anyone impeach this Muslim egomaniac before he destroys us all?

Meantime, the people in New York and New Jersey–those who lost everything…are being harassed…by their own government.

What country is this? Where is the outrage? Where?

And why isn’t our House of Representatives stopping this?

 

December 10, 2012 Posted by | corruption, criminals, Hillary, Middle East, Muslims, Obama | , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Constitution? What Constitution?

Nobody Flashes

–My favorite video of the day.

Free speech. Both Hillary and Obama’s whole purpose of the Benghazi response–by Susan Rice, Hillary, and Obama at the UN…, was to start the United States on the path to making it a crime to speak against Islam. That’s not to say they both shouldn’t be impeached for the crimes they BOTH committed in letting those poor men die…but they know they won’t. They have now consolidated their power.

They are implenting the U.N. wishes, and Obama’s.

They are beyond touching. We should all be screaming “TERM LIMITS” at the top of our lungs, right after we finish shouting “Impeach the bastards!” for at least ten days straight in front of the White House.  In fact, I’m still for taking all power away from the office of the President, but I take it I’m the only one on that boat. If Nobody pays any attention whatsoever to the Constitution? What good is it?

Obama should be impeached. Instead, he has his friends calling him “the savior.”

And so, while vaccines will someday be mandatory, and chips in our school children…mandatory, can we expect that we will be forced to HONOR all Muslims for fear of arrest?

They already did it….they arrested a man for speaking agaisnt Islam. And you bet they wanted you to notice. If they had arrested a “white republican” the nation would have been up in arms…But they were very clever, they picked out a Muslim…and that’s how it’s done! You got the message, but didn’t riot too much. He didn’t LOOK like an American.

You must admit…when it comes to being dictators, these people are good.

November 26, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Censorship, Congress, Hillary Clinton | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders: Are We at War..Or …NOT?

Nobody Wonders—

Why was it that Hillary Clinton came onto our morning TV’s to give the news that her buddy, her friend, her very special ambassador that she hand-picked herself to take over Libya, had been killed?  My first reaction, was…well, many a good soldier has been killed in the Middle East….what? Are we more upset because he’s a ‘elite” from the university crowd?

Then Mitt Romney came out and sounded rather Reagonestic, to only be followed by Ronald Reagan’s old speech writer Peggy Noonan, who called Mitt’s reaction rather “old” in the way of the “old” America. Peggy, like the President, doesn’t want to upset those guys over there.

Where was Peggy when Obama killed bin Laden? Oh…she was all for that, even though it was a rather “old” thing to do.

The President then comes out and acts pretty pussified about the whole thing. Once upon a time, this would be a declaration of war…but Obama already declared war on Libya by going over there and killing Gaddafi—which makes George W. Bush look good. Nobody Wonders if George, who by the way, actually, unlike Obama, attended intelligent briefings, knew where bin Laden was and figured -why stir up WWIII?

Obama helped communists get elected in Kenya as a Senator. (Of course, they don’t talk about that.)  He is helping the Muslims Brotherhood take over the middle East. He is supplying arms, and money to the Muslim Brotherhood, and has had them to the White House. Eric Holder recognizes that Muslims are owners of Jerusalem.

That’s what you get when you elect an ‘American’  man who insists on keeping his MUSLIM NAME, even though he HAS an American one.

Bragging about killing Muslims to score brownie points for elections, don’t exactly endear you to the Muslims all over the world. Both Obama and Hillary can’t shut up about how tough they are.

These people are dangerous. Hillary was warned abut the security at that building. Now we get the “I just couldn’t have imagined” speech….

And here’s the big point: Where in the world were our troops? (Hillary? Didn’t you CARE about that man?)  In an unstable country like Libya, Hillary left that place unprotected? Gee…I would be really pissed off if I was his wife. We are now finding out that this whole thing was planned to happen on 9/11, and a movie was used as an excuse.

Once again, either they both, are mentally incapable of being in the offices they have— (Hillary and Obama) or they are trying to start a war to win an election.

September 12, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Islam, Obama, Uncategorized, War | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Hillary Clinton: Burkha BrainWave Damage

 

Nobody Reports: Can you believe this? Al-Jazeera is reporting REAL news according to our Secretary of State, Hillary (I got #$%) Clinton. And here in America, we do not get good news anymore, she says. It doesn’t exist. We have too many commercials, and talking pundits.  Too much “democratic” debate there for you Hillary?

(I stopped watching Seseme Street some time ago, Hillary, what are YOU watching? )

Not only that, but she thinks more people here in America are starting to watch Al Jazeera because it gives the “news.”

It’s official. Lady Clariol is doing way too much damage.

Just who do you think she is talking about here? Everyone knows: FOX .

The good news is: it means the liberals are losing in the media department, so therefore they have to send out Hillary Clinton, the woman who said (I don’t remember) about two thousand times before a grand jury, to tell us all we are not getting the facts. We need MORE stations like Al Jazeera.

Oh sure…Al Jazeera is filled with “news.” I can just imagine.

The bad news is: This means Obama the Muslim-in-Chief, wants to get Al Jazeera put on all our cable channels, so that (his) plans to make this a Muslim Nation can continue.

This statement was so insane, you can only wonder…what next? Is Hillary going to start telling us all that maybe the women over here should start wearing burkhas?

Oh…right.

They will have to get rid of O’Reilly first, and that guy will not go genlty into that good night, nor will Glenn Beck, or Cavuto…or Hannity, or Palin.

Face it Hillary..the only people that are going to turn on Al Jazeera here are Muslims.

Now I know why you have stopped wearing makeup,—you want to be a star on Al Jazeera. You don’t want to ‘offend” your Muslim comrades. It seems you have still forgotten the fact that you are an American woman.

Hillary…were you EVER an American woman?

“I don’t …recall.”

I thought you’d say that.

The day I am forced to pay for Al Jazeera on my TV cable subscription, is the day I will cancel. ..or maybe…that’s the plan.

March 5, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

   

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