Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Cares About Cuba

Nobody Cares

Hey! Big deal today…are you celebrating? John Kerry just opened up the first United States embassy that anybody alive ever remembers…in Cuba.cuba and Kerry

The last time anybody north of Miami thought of Cuba was in Godfather II–the scene where the Mafia Jew, Hyman Roth, gathered his Mafia friends in Cuba to celebrate his birthday.

I’m so excited. But not as much as John Kerry. For the first time in history…John Kerry can actually give a speech where everybody HAD to stand in line and listen. After the Iran daily meetings, John finally got to do what he loves to do best: PRETEND he won the election, and pretend that the world cares—-

“The United States will always remain a champion of democratic principles and reforms,” he said. “We remain convinced the people of Cuba would be best served by a genuine democracy, where people are free to choose their leaders, express their ideas, practice their faith.”

Ha ha ha ha ha….Right. The people in Cuba will be free to choose a new cell phone plan, and some more Apple I-phones, and sell some of those fabulous cars to some really rich liberals, but the leaders are going to stay in place LONG after they die. I can see Castro and his brother being stuffed and preserved in perpetual rule for at least another hundred years.cuba and castro

While most of us see this as a simple money grabbing play from BOTH sides…Castro will get his millions, Obama will get his millions by selling GITMO, and some major companies will get to sell their fast food franchises while smoking Cuban cigars legally in their Havana hotel rooms, the rest of us still remember watching our dads dig fallout shelters in the back yard, and think:It could STILL happen.

Yes…I’m excited.

What did the Republicans say?

“Instead of embracing democracy and changing their oppressive behavior, the Castro regime has countered with a list of expensive demands and continued to deny basic freedoms to its own people,” House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, said in a statement Friday.  “Opening the door to an embassy in Cuba will not open the door to democracy for the Cuban people.”cuba

Cuba will remain communist. We deal with China every day and THEY remained communist. Do you really think this is going to change Cuba?

What is really happening is instead of democracy spreading into communists countries..America is turning communist!

Gee. It wasn’t suppose to work like that, was it?

So, Nobody Cares if I don’t get too exacted about an embassy opening in Cuba.

In the end it’s just another place that can be crashed and burned…until then, VIVA Comrades! How much do you want for that 1969 Corvette Stingray? It’s okay, just put the REST of the merchandise in the trunk, pack it on the boat, and come on up!

Better pack some diapers. You never know.

 

August 14, 2015 Posted by | History, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Test Yourself for Alzheimer’s

Nobody Gets Email

Hey! It’s Saturday…the weekend over most of the world, and we can forget politics for two days…

Here’s a…joke I thought was…typically clever as far as email jokes were concerned. You have probably seen it, or…maybe not.crazy

I thought it was a good reminder of what happens when we watch Presidential debates…our brains might need a little rest:

(Thanks to JR)


SELF-EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE…It takes less than 15 seconds.


If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer’s Test

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

  1. _ _NDOM

  2. F_ _K

  3. P_N_S

  4. PU_S_

  5. S_X

  6. BOO_S

                                                                      

| | | | | | | | | |

 

Answers:

 

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?

 

You do NOT have Alzheimer’s

 

You are a Pervert

August 7, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Nobody Flashes Another Important Message From Mark Dice

Nobody Flashes

Mark Dice has only to go down the block it seems to entertain the masses. I know. I had to post this because it was so unbelievable. Not one of these people have an idea what the Bill of Rights even is.

The first lady was just downright scary. But, be of good cheer, I post a few of the comments below to show that here ARE Americans who have read the Bill of Rights.

And by the way, Hillary WOULD get rid of those pesky things in a heartbeat. In many ways, she already has.

So, enjoy, as I did, comments from the peanut gallery!

 

Rob Olivieri 10 hours ago

Not knowing the importance of the Bill of Rights as a American Citizen is like not being knowledgeable of the alphabet, which would be insanely stupid, unfortunately 1984 will become more of a reality in no time the rate we our proceeding at.

MrBepruitt 9 hours ago

LMFAO!!….watching the black guy talking out of his ass trying to act like he is smart…

 

Frank Ch. Eigler 6 hours ago

Mark, how do you keep a straight face with all that?  Botox?

Reply · 18


Mark Dice
 4 hours ago Because I am in shock at their stupidity.baby confused

 

+cerberus189 Yep! However most people couldn’t tell you what The Bill of Rights is or what it means. They know all about the latest pop singer, trend on Twitter, but have no idea what their rights are. They’re Zombies.

 

roll Masters (4Freedom) 5 hours ago (edited)

I’m so glad I moved from that mindless state… Ah fuck this state is full of ’em too! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!

 

 

August 3, 2015 Posted by | progressives, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Let’s Remove All the Labels.

Nobody Gets Email:

They had me at number one:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)

***********************************dog smiling

 New and improved perspective…
 
1. I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a person’s mood just by their hands. If they are holding a gun, they probably upset.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you’ve just met? That’s common sense leaving your body.

6. I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.

7. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row. 

8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

—- Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what’s your plan? 

———- Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

August 1, 2015 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

It’s a Polar Bear Face-Palm Moment

Nobody Wins.

Sigh.

I was at my local swim hour today, it was 98 degrees, and of course, the subject turned to global warming.polar bears two

FIRST: Let me say that the last three summers in Missouri have been cool. We are used to the temperature getting to 90 degrees in June, but that now doesn’t happen until well into the middle of July. As I look forward to the few swimming months in the summer, it’s rather annoying of course to me.

But that’s me.

“Well, the Polar Bears are DYING!” said one of the two sisters that were my new next door neighbors.

“No they’re not.” I said. (Should I tell them that the bears actually do better in global warming because they get more seals to eat? Naw.)

“Oh YES they are! National Geographic says so! Ice is melting! Water is rising!”

They were absolutely convinced.

So, right then, you have a choice…I thought to myself, do I refute them, or do I keep my mouth shut because after all, they ARE my neighbors.

I tried the educational approach.

“Well, you know, there are just as many scientists who say it’s not true, and who say we are actually going into a mini-ice age. Frankly…if you want MY opinion, the sun is in one of its lower cycles and that means we can keep expecting cooler summers, and the bone cold winters we are getting….”global warming scam

The look these two women faces—-sent chills down to my swim fins.

Here’s what is worrying me. These woman are NOT stupid. They were raised on a farm. One had been a Para-medic, and the other had done various jobs…as a chef, a carpenter, a nurse.  You would THINK that they would notice that what they are hearing on TV, and what they are actually SEEING and experiencing, does not fit.

Where is the critical thinking? You mean to say that people’s lives were once in these two hands?

And it’s sad….I HAD to open my big mouth.

“Well, maybe the earth just titled.” I said, trying to ease their anger.

That did it. I got the crushing of the lips. When people crush their lips together, it’s not good.

“Okay. I read too much.” I said and swam away.

And then I remembered that I wrote a comment on Spoormoor’s blog  (Give it a visit..it’s great stuff. :)) about being deaf. To tell it shortly, Tom Edison said that because he was deaf, he considered it actually a great gift…he missed a lot of small talk, which he said,

“I am glad of it. Most nerve strain of our modern life, I fancy, comes to us through our ears.”

No kidding. “Nerve strain” is what’s wrong. All those idiots shouting idiotic things into our ears every hour of the day, day in. day out…Ooooooooo…….ahhhhh….eeee……

I’m thinking of investing some ear plugs…after all, I wouldn’t want to get swimmer’s ear now would I?polar bear three

 

July 28, 2015 Posted by | global warming, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Flashes: White Male Privilege Tax?

Nobody Flashes

Mark Dice—can’t even believe this one himself. He is getting people to sign a petition for a “male white privilege tax.”

Ha ha ha ha…ha ha! :) Okay. It’s not so funny when you see all the stupid people signing it.

Enjoy…or not. I haven’t decided yet.

July 27, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: ALMOST Did it.

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s the afternoon laugh from my liberal atheist friend, who loves off colored jokes about religious people.

Of course, I get a lot of ‘sexual’ jokes, and I find most of them boring…BUT…if they are clever and make me laugh, I try to picture Ronald Reagan telling them to his buds, and if I CAN…I then tell myself, life is too short not to laugh on a Sunday, right?

Okay! Enjoy! laughing monkey


Almost Did It…

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’  The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed  together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’ The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.  The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’


Catholic Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’ Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.’ Muldoon said, ‘I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?’ Father Patrick exclaimed, ‘Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?


Donation Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ ‘It is!’ ‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’ ‘I can!’ ‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’ ‘I do!’ ‘Is he a member of your congregation?’ ‘He is!’ ‘Did he donate $10,000 to the church?’ ‘He will.’


Marriage Humor Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: Nothing. Wife: ‘Nothing . . . ? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’


Husbands are husbands A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied , ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket. The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.’ The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. ‘Your horse phoned’

July 26, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Sharknado 3, Obama 4, Trump 5, and Get the Chainsaw

Nobody Knows—Sharknado 3 two

how the liberal press is going to react to the fact that in Sharknado 3 tonight, there was a busload of conservatives having fun! Ann Coulter was the Vice President! And she was left alive. God bless the writers!  Michelle Bachmann also had a few lines, and Mark Cuban played the President…a man as controversial as Donald Trump and big fan of Ayn Rand. Anthony Wiener ALSO had a cameo.

None of them were eaten by a shark. As you know, I was hoping for a sequel in which sharks would eat all the politicians in Washington, and even though they didn’t do it, they did destroy D.C.

Sharknado 3 was just too much fun, and a much-needed laugh…

And boy do we need a laugh…because this last week, we saw Obama make an  unbelievable progressives blunder by giving Iran a pathway to nuclear power, along with who knows what else in that secret deal that he won’t let Congress see. It was a  week of various strange vegetating almost Sharknado anomalies of unknowable consequences…so let’s get started on a few of them:

***********Obama and Joh

Right after five Marines were blasted away by a young Muslim wannabe Allah companion in Tennessee, our ‘President’ went on Jon Stewart’s program to basically flash his big grin and be adored.

Nobody Knows how he can be having so much fun, while the rest of America was in mourning, or WHY it took him so long to lower the flags on the White House for the Marines, but Jon reminded him.. the clock is ticking:

“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,”

Nobody Knows how he answered that, or if Obama worked out before hand for Jon to make that statement—because I don’t watch Jon Stewart. In the name of Harry Potter’s scriptwriter, he is a witless wonder..but it’s his program and if he wants to be a PR man for the President, then why should this Nobody care? Obama will just find his replacement, who will be…black. (count on it)

******************

And speaking of programs…

Ever since the fortune 500 companies took over the world and decided that America needed to be JUST like China…people have been complaining..because it costs more to live in America than China now, since we have only 5 companies that run the country..and these five companies have run the small businesses out. America is one big strip mall.Minimum wage

To make us all feel better about all these monopolies running our lives, the politicians have forced the companies to pay their employees more because they know the shark population is growing by the nanoseconds: But there’s a problem with it–for instance…in Seattle where it is law, there IS a problem.

Seattle’s $15 minimum wage law is supposed to lift workers out of poverty and move them off public assistance. But there may be a hitch in the plan. Evidence is surfacing that some workers are asking their bosses for fewer hours as their wages rise – in a bid to keep overall income down so they don’t lose public subsidies for things like food, child care and rent.

Oh boy, that’s a hard decision. To work…or not to work? That IS the question. Not only is California running out of water, they will be running out of waiters to SERVE the water they don’t have.

So, does a single mom with two kids work MORE and actually pay for food? Or work less and let the government keep paying her food stamps?

That’s a question it seems the government has already figured out.


And speaking of questions…since the top executives at Planned Parenthood want Lamborghini’s, Nobody Knows, why they just don’t ask the corporations that are funding them for one?Planned Parenthood two

Here are the 39 companies that have directly funded Planned Parenthood.

  1. Adobe
  2. American Cancer Society
  3. American Express
  4. AT&T
  5. Avon
  6. Bank of America
  7. Bath & Body Works
  8. Ben & Jerry’s
  9. Clorox
  10. Coca-Cola
  11. Converse
  12. Deutsche Bank
  13. Dockers
  14. Energizer
  15. Expedia
  16. ExxonMobil
  17. Fannie Mae
  18. Groupon
  19. Intuit
  20. Johnson & Johnson
  21. La Senza
  22. Levi Strauss
  23. Liberty Mutual
  24. Macy’s
  25. March of Dimes
  26. Microsoft
  27. Morgan Stanley
  28. Nike
  29. Oracle
  30. PepsiCo
  31. Pfizer
  32. Progressive
  33. Starbucks
  34. Susan G. Komen
  35. Tostitos
  36. Unilever
  37. United Way
  38. Verizon
  39. Wells Fargo

Nobody Knows if all of these companies are run by liberals—but we can make a good guess.

I looked at all these companies…there is only two that I do business with…that will certainly change. Who needs Coke? Have you seen what it does when you mixed it with Alka-Seltzer?

You might as well swallow a shark.

And speaking of sharks…the shark fest on Donald Trump…continues, and Nobody Knows how long it will go on.

Donald might have to pull out his chainsaw.Sharknado 3

 

 

 

July 22, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Veterans! Don’t Call Lindsey Graham for Help–He just smashed his phone.

Nobody Wonders

Hey everybody! Look what Donald Trump made Lindsey Graham do! Because Trump gave out his cell number after Lindsey said THIS:

On Monday evening, Graham told CNN that Trump was “becoming a jackass.”

By Tuesday, Graham was appearing on “CBS This Morning” and calling Trump “the world’s biggest jackass.” Even “the jackasses are offended” by Trump’s remarks, Graham added.

Asked whether he thinks Trump can sustain his place at the top of Republican presidential primary polls, Graham — who is also seeking the nomination — said no.

“I think the beginning of the end has come. The beginning of the end has arrived because he’s crossed a line with the American people that will not be tolerated.”

He also mentioned that Lindsey had once came to his office begging for money.

While Donald is scoring points with the America people by bringing up the obvious failures of the politicians–the politicians are fighting BACK! The Obama way! By making funny video’s so that all the young voters will think Donald Trump is a square.

But…what does smashing your cell phone have to do for the veterans?

He says at the end of the video: “This is for the veterans?” Really? Do all the veterans have money to play golf? Many of them can’t afford a cell phone.

Proving again what Donald Trump says is true: the politicians have done NOTHING–nothing to help our veterans. Lindsey Graham has done …nothing. How smashing his cell phone is going to help any veteran get anything is beyond me.

To most of us it says: Hey! Lindsey! Jackass! You lost that one…you COULD have sent all the veterans a free cell phone—.instead of making an Obama video.

Nobody Wonders at the stupidity of the GOP. I heard a conservative radio host today make fun of Donald Trump because…he will probably wear a suit and tie to the border.

Really? You’re OFFENDED that Donald Trump refuses to dress down like our basketball playing, ghetto rapping lover, put-my-feet-up-on-the-Oval-Office-desk,  President?

Go on. Is that all you got? 

 

 

July 22, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Selfies–Nobodies VS Obama

Nobody’s Perfect

Ever since the ‘camera’ was invented, people have LOVED to take pictures of themselves….but what if you’re alone? This has been a problem until now…until somebody invented the LONG stick.

And the newest and funniest thing to do, is to take a picture of yourself. It’s called the selfie. (What, you thought I was going to complain about Donald Trump bloopers? Silly you.)

It seems some people just LOVE to see their own image, and they just can’t get enough of their own good looks.. but sometimes, one can go overboard, as you will see, MORE than a few of these people did.

(Don’t miss number 17 though…it goes into the archives of mysterious deaths list of democratic politician’s cover-ups)

So, this week, we have a contest between Obama and the above photo-shooters….a vast collection of humanity who just can’t get enough of themselves.

Who is the bigger narcissistic photo hog?

You have to watch the above video first…the nobodies of the world, just being creative with their normal selves, and wanting to express their achievements, through a well thought-out selfie.

And then we have Obama and his fondness for taking his own picture.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for loving themselves so much they can’t stop taking their own picture? Obama of course: In this case beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  Yes, it’s the face that launched a million suckers. TELL me those teeth aren’t capped.

Why wait for Congress?

Why wait for Congress?

Nobody Knows where WE just went!

Nobody Knows where WE just went!

 

I can't wait to take one of these with Castro.

I can’t wait to take one of these with Castro.

Remember guys...there is no climate on Mars..just my handsome face.

Remember guys…there is no climate on Mars..just my handsome face.

This one will go to my friends in Iran...You're welcome Iran!

This one will go to my friends in Iran…You’re welcome Iran!

Yes...we ARE the world!

Yes…we ARE the world!

These are so good, I think I'll sell them at my Presidential museum.

These are so good, I think I’ll sell them at my Presidential museum.

Sure, baby!

Just ignore her. She has her own plane home.

They'll LOVE this in Kenya!

They’ll LOVE this in Kenya!

July 20, 2015 Posted by | humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

SOMEBODY Owes Pluto an Apology.

Nobody Flashes

Well, now that we can all rejoice that the United States pulled SOME kind of space success off, (Actually, America has done really fantastic stuff)

I would like to know when the dweeb who INSISTED a few years ago that Pluto was NOT a planet, it was just a worthless piece of rock, and therefore should be taken off all school maps for little kids…. Obama vote

When are THOSE guys, going to apologize?

Pluto, it seems, is and always has been…a planet.

Notice, how nobody is mentioning the “Opps, sorry we said it wasn’t a planet, we were wrong.”

In fact, if I remember right. there were quite a few people who wondered why they had to take Pluto off the planet list at all?

So, when we go into an ice age, will all the scientists who keep insisting that the Earth is warming, all of a sudden…stay silent and come out and say,

“OH! The Earth is cold! That’s because humans have eaten too many cows!”

Okay…it’s a good day. It’s an exciting day considering how long it took to get to Pluto. At least SOMEBODY is still exploring.

I’m certainly glad we now have proof. Pluto..IS a planet. Think we can send some dweeby scientists there?

 

July 19, 2015 Posted by | science, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: The Greek Bailout Explained

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s a different way to look at the Greek bailout….
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR, who LOVES Obama, and so, I’m not sure he even gets this joke.)Puzzled faces one
****************
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. 

The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. 

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a ¤100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one room in which to spend the night. 

The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the ¤100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. 

The butcher takes the ¤100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. 

The pig farmer takes the ¤100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. 

The guy at the Farmers’ Co-op takes the ¤100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the tavern. 

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him “services” on credit. 

The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the ¤100 note. 

The hotel proprietor then places the ¤100 note back on the counter so the rich German will not suspect anything. 

At that moment the German comes down the stairs, picks up the ¤100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town. 

No one produced anything – No one earned anything – However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. 

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the Greek government hopes to fix its economic problems.
 
 
 

July 18, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

My Day at the Zoo: Polar Bears, Elephants, and Mexicans Pulling Suitcases

Nobody Flashes

Once a year, I usually make a visit to the St. Louis Zoo, so that’s where I was most of the day. It’s one of the best zoo’s in the country, and it’s still free. Well, free if you don’t park in the $15 dollar parking lots.

What was different about this year? They had a new polar bear exhibit, which was nice, but also, something I had never seen before: Mexicans right off the border!

I counted THREE Mexican family’s walking around pulling all their families belonging behind them in suitcases. Tell me, who carries their suitcases through a zoo?

They were all well dressed, looked very well fed, and very excited.

So what? Does the border patrol fly them to St. Louis, ask them were they want to be dropped off and they say the Zoo?

They go to the Zoo before they go to whatever house or hotel or apartment? Or do they have to waste a few hours while the border patrol finds them a nice place to stay?

They really ARE suffering.Immigrants-Crossing-in-South-Texas-3-640x515

From Breitbart:

In an area south of Mission, Texas, known as Rincon Village, border crossers are smuggled across the narrow Rio Grande River on small rafts. Once on this narrow peninsula, the illegal border crossers have nowhere to go but right into the hands of waiting Border Patrol Agents. This is by design. They want to be captured as quickly as possible because they know they will be sent on to their destination at taxpayers’ expense. They also know they do not have to fear deportation.

Evidently, not only do they have to fear deportation, they have a visit to the zoo so the kids can have some fun after the long plane ride!

Amazing. No wonder they want to come here.

July 13, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows If We Can Get This Over the White House Fence….

Nobody Gets Email

I don’t know why this cracks me up, but it does. We can’t send our rockets into space anymore, but maybe we could send R2D2 over the White House fence.

(Thanks to Kim Komando, who says she WANTS one.)

 

July 12, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

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