Here’s a perfect example of how liberals stomp and scream about…nothing. Lois Lerner refused to answer questions in Congress today, so Darrell Issa closed the whole thing down because staying would be a complete waste of everybody’s time…
Unless of course, you wanted to get some camera time. Elijah Cummings felt betrayed! How DARE he not be allowed to speak, so he said he had a question.
Which he didn’t. He just forget it. Or left it. Or it never existed. Maybe his new girlfriend was watching…
Mr. Cummings,” Issa said, “where is your question?”
“If you will sit down and allow me to ask a question! I am a member of a Congress of the United States of America! I am tired of this! We have members over here, each who represents 700,000 people! You cannot just have a one-sided investigation. It is absolutely something wrong with that and it is absolutely un-American!” Cummings shouted.
“We had a hearing. The meeting’s adjourned. I gave you an opportunity to ask a question. You have no question,” Issa said.
Okay. This is your congressman, who evidently doesn’t care that his ‘question’ will get no answer whatsoever, he wants the right to ASK it.
Really, you have to wonder how Darrel Issa manages…with such stupidity. And let’s not forget, he also has to deal with the newly freed slave, Sheila Jackson.
Harry Reid, on the floor of the Senate WARNED the American people about liars—-you know, all the people dying of cancer who just lost their insurance, and are upset that they are going to die. Harry is mad that those people have the nerve to speak up.
Also, Harry had to throw in some dirt on those unpatriotic guys known as the Koch brothers who are buying America.
It’s not just the GOP anymore, nowadays the American enemies are it’s people, and if they happen to have money…oh…god forbid.
Well gee…maybe the Koch brothers are trying to buy American BACK from George Soros, Planned Parenthood, the Ford Foundation, the teachers unions, the AFL-CIO, G.E., the mob, Hollywood, China, Saudi Arabia, the Muslim Brotherhood…let’s see…did I miss any Obama donators? Yep. Sorry. You and I both have things to do…like wave American flags.
Harry doesn’t have to lie about HIS health care though…his employer pays for it.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D.-Nev.), whose salary is $193,400 a year, said he has purchased a health care plan through the D.C. Obamacare exchange and that he is accepting the federal subsidy that can run up up to $11,378 per year for a member of Congress to purchase a plan on that exchange.
“I’m just like 150 million other people in America,” Reid said. “My employer helps me pay for my health care.”
So, if Harry gets his wish and we go to a one-party system, and we get our healthcare from the government, does that mean that our government will then be our employer? And if we make $193,00 will we get subsidies just like Harry?
Nobody Cares about my opinion on the matter of the mobster Harry Reid, but in my opinion, the closest that Harry will ever get to a brainstorm is a light drizzle. I say we all write the Koch brothers and ask them where we can send our donations in order to get rid of Harry Reid.
I’m sure some people in Las Vegas have some great ideas on the subject.
Nobody Knows if Obama and John Boehner solved how to pass amnesty this morning at the White House, but what Alex Sink, a democrat running to represent Florida, showed in her almost blatantly funny statement, is that most democrats are just worried about WHO is going to landscape their mansions. It’s a concern.
“We need to bring these people out of the shadows so that they’re paying into social security, paying into Medicare, they’re paying federal income taxes,” she said. “So they’re not security issues, but they have to earn their way, but we need immigration reform.”
Nobody Knows, but nobody can guess that if the immigrants stopped coming, Americans would be doing those jobs…and wages would, just by free market demand, have to go up. And that’s what the big companies don’t want now do they?
Nobody Knows, but– we are finding out, Obamacare demands that all calories of food must now be listed by restaurants. So, is Obama going to excuse all the pizza delivery places from spending the money and listing the calories on their pizza boxes until AFTER the 2014 elections to save his butt? No doubt, he will. And nobody knows if listing calories is going to keep anybody from getting extra cheese.
Nobody Knows that the Supreme Court has ruled that the police can gather DNA from anyone whenever they want. And nobody is pretty certain they already have most everyone’s. Anyone born in America has their blood taken right after birth, illegal or not.
Nobody Knows why Chuck Hagel, our Secretary of Defense, is taking our military back to pre-WWII levels when he says we are in more danger now than we have ever been.
Oh, that makes sense.
Hagel stressed that such changes entail risk. He said—
“We are entering an era where American dominance on the seas, in the skies and in space can no longer be taken for granted.”
So therefore, we can’t win, so we should just retreat. Nobody Knows why the democrats hate the military, but they do. Bill Clinton did such a fine job of downsizing our military it took George W. Bush almost 9 months to build it back up enough to attack Iraq. Going to the U.N. was just a stall. (That’s my opinion)
Nobody Knows where Hagel is going to ‘store’ all our unused military hardware, sell it to China?
Nobody Knows that I actually heard reported today on the radio that “hate groups’ have gone down in the last year. ‘Hate groups” being those white conservative radicals who were all in a hussy about Obama trying to take their guns away. Right. You cannot not hate anyone who tries to deprive you of your rights.
Nobody Knows when anyone who hates anything, will be arrested. (First they came for the Jews…and I said nothing….)
Nobody Knows how Eric Holder can tell the state attorney generals to just ignore the laws in their state and go ahead and sanction gay marriage and rights, and then have the audacity to say our founders had gays in mind when they wrote our founding documents.
Nobody Knows how John McCain got to be a Senator from Arizona. Somebody enlightened me.
Nobody Knows why some people are night people and some people are day people, a subject that I can’t seem to find an answer to. SCN?
And Nobody Knows why the heck we are talking about “gay rights” all day long and into the sunset when America has MUCH bigger problems…like a Marxist President who is completely gone off the rails and plans to destroy the country beyond all recognition. Tell me, what’s more important than that?
Nobody knows how Congress became so corrupted that nobody will impeach him.
And Nobody knows that unlike Jane Fonda, I noticed butterflies, polar bears, kittens, pregnant women, baby elephants and all the beauty all around this planet when I was about…four.
She said: ‘With age, I am able to appreciate the beauty in small things more than when I was younger perhaps because I pay attention more.
‘I feel myself becoming part of everything. I seem to be super sensitive to people’s joy and pain. I ache for unwanted children in the world, for polars bears, and elephants, and Monarch butterflies, and dolphins, gorillas and chimpanzees.’
Too bad she couldn’t appreciate (or wasn’t paying attention) to what an insult it was to all Americans to see her sitting on our enemies cannon when she was younger. Someone should ask her if she can cry about it now?
She aches…for everything.
Hey, I ache for a decent President, what’s that mean?
I must not be old enough yet, because the beauty in Jane Fonda has just not hit me. I can’t find it.
I might have to make it to 159 to appreciate her….
Alec Baldwin is having a hussy fit meltdown this week. He has threatened to leave New York because he just can’t understand why the liberals are out to get him, Just because he called somebody a faggot. After all, he called his own daughter a pig, and nobody thought a thing of it.
The feminists were okay with ‘pig’..but faggot? They have Obama and Michelle at their backs now.
So what does an Obama loving man do? His liberal New York friends are out to get him, so he wrote a letter in Vulture titled “Goodbye Public Life”
(LAUGH HERE.) Yeah, it’s a great read.
Alec swears he loves gays, and never said the word faggot. in fact, he just doesn’t get it. Then he talked about how he got Shia LeBeouf fired from a job because the kid…wanted Alex to actually MEMORIZE his lines!
” To prove he had put in the time. (What else do you do in jail?) I, however, do not learn my lines in advance. So he began to sulk because he felt we were slowing him down. You could tell right away he loves to argue. And one day he attacked me in front of everyone. He said, “You’re slowing me down, and you don’t know your lines. And if you don’t say your lines, I’m just going to keep saying my lines.”
So Alec got him fired, but nevertheless said this:
” I wasn’t out to get anybody or make anybody look bad, because I know what that’s like.”
Alec is just so upset, because all his liberal friends were so…WRONG about him, they fired him from an interview show he had in the making. He wanted to pick his guests:
“The first name they came up with was Rob Lowe. They said, Rob Lowe’s going to be in the building. Do you want to interview Rob? I said, “Not particularly.”
And then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, MSNBC said, “You’re fired.”
Yes, he was fired because Rachel Maddow was out to get him for being anti-gay, which he is not. Really! He just likes to use the words faggot and motherfucker and faggot, and whore, and…
Poor Alex…to be fired from MSNBC is like being condemned to worst than liberal purgatory, it’s hell. Can we feel his pain folks? (Ah…here Mr. Baldwin…have a drink on us.)
And then, things got worse: When some reporter criticized his wife for texting during a funeral, Alex called him…well…here’s his own words.
“In my rage, however, I called him a “toxic little queen,” and, thus, Anderson Cooper, the self-appointed Jack Valenti of gay media culture, suggested I should be “vilified,” in his words. I didn’t feel bad about the incident. He lied about my wife.”
Alec is feeling the wrath of Obama’s gay community and just can’t seem to comprehend that free speech in America, is no longer allowed. If he grew up with 4 brothers who constantly called each other faggots in good humor, well, those days are gone.
Sorry Alec, blame your liberal friends.
But does he blame the dictatorial idiot liberals? NO! He blames…get ready for it: Middle America.
“The heart, the arteries of the country are now clogged with hate. The fuel of American political life is hatred. Who would ever dream that Obama would deserve to be treated the way he has been? The birth-certificate bullshit, which is just Obama’s version of Swiftboating.
But this is Roger Ailes. And Fox. And Breitbart. And this is all about hate. It’s Hate Incorporated. But the liberals have taken the bait and run in the same direction—and it’s just as corrosive. MSNBC, in its own way, is as full of shit, as redundant and as superfluous, as Fox.”
Yes, it’s the conservatives fault for bringing hatred to America. And so, he plans to run for office, if the gays will just let him, but until then, he is thinking of moving to L.A, probably because he can’t find work in New York.
“ L.A. is a place where you live behind a gate, you get in a car, your interaction with the public is minimal.”
Sounds good to us Alex…Middle Americans are desperately hoping you get your wishes for minimal public interaction, because we’re still mad that you called your daughter a pig.
So Congratulations Mr. Baldwin! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for….as long as you continue to live.
And just for a piece of advice: You know, there ARE gays in California too. Lot of Queens…a few faggots…a lot of pigs…prostitutes….(do you like the word spic?) …..
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Clearly, the Dutch army is not expecting a war any time soon.
(Thanks to JR)
It’s being reported that 20 very young bank executives all over the world, have committed suicide. One guy “jumped’ off the 33rd floor (raising eyebrows about the 33 masons) another put six nails into his brain with a nail gun.
(Let’s call the Netherlands)
Bloomberg is reporting this morning that former Federal Reserve economist Mike Dueker was found dead in an apparent suicide near Tacoma, Washington. Normally HousingWire wouldn’t cover deaths in the industry, but what’s strange is that Dueker is the third prominent banker found dead since Sunday.
On Sunday, William Broeksmit, 58, former senior manager for Deutsche Bank, was found hanging in his home, also an apparent suicide.
On Tuesday, Gabriel Magee, 39, vice president at JPMorgan Chase & Co’s (JPM) London headquarters, apparently jumped to his death from a building in the Canary Wharf area.
Evidently most of these guys were happy campers, making a nice living…so at least it’s nice to know that they are not Michelle Obama’s list as “knuckleheads.” because no doubt they all had signed up for Obamacare.
I guess this would be funny, if we didn’t know that China has not bought any of our bonds for two years, our dollar is coming out of thin air, and the whole world is dropping the petrol dollar. Not to mention—everybody who knows something is telling you to hide your gold in your back yard.
And on that happy note, I’ll leave you with a happy video to wonder…what it all means.
Will the nobody squirrel escape? Hint: He did not work for JP Morgan.
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I had no clue who this guy was until this morning—-but, this IS a funny story, and it has to be true…you couldn’t make this up.
(Thanks to JR)
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Hey…I TOLD you I was going to try to find some more uplifting news for the weekend….not sure if this fits, but it’s cute.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Once upon a time, before Branson Missouri became the wholesome man’s Las Vegas, when Indians were still living the high life in Missouri, ”and the livin was eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssyyy.”..wait.
It was 1541, and the Spanish had gotten tired of plundering Aztec for gold, and decided to look for the gold and silver in the Ozark mountains. And they found a good spot near Table Rock Lake, now know as Silver Dollar City to entertainers who have made a fortune off of Duck Dynasty’s second cousins, and roller coasters enthusiasts.
Looking around old Indian passage ways, the Spanish found a shelter cave with a good rein of silver ore. The plan was to put the silver in ingots, transport it to the Mississippi River, send it down to the Gulf of Mexico and off to Spain.
And so, they captured local Indians, and made them into slave labor to dig that silver out, and didn’t treat them very well . WHY nobody complains about the cruelty of Spanish slave masters on CNN I’m not sure, except to say, the Indians own Casinos and blacks do not, and if I were black I would blame Jesse Jackson.
(sorry, stick to the story Joyanna)
Needless to say, when the Spanish guys went out hunting, everybody noticed that they didn’t come back, and one morning the Choctaw having had enough, massacre the whole lot of them, although a few escaped.
The silver mine was forgotten for more than two and a half centuries, because the Choctaws didn’t want to mine another single ingot. They had better things to do.
Then, one day, in the middle of a thunderstorm, some Choctaws went to seek shelter, found all these silver ingots, and although they could have cared less about silver, they knew that trading them to the white men for horses and weapons…useful things, might come in handily. So they did.
Valentine’s Day had not been invented yet.
Then one day, some Mexicans came looking for the cave. It seems they had found out about it from an old map given to them by the Spanish guys who had escaped the first massacre. So the Indians decided that cave needed to be sealed. They didn’t want a Mexican invasion either.
The country moved on…and after the war of 1812, our government decided that he Delaware Indians needed to be re-located to the Ozarks, something I’m sure all Delaware people would like to do to any remaining tea party people in their state. . All KINDS of Indians ended up in the Ozarks from all over: Shawnee, Seneca, and Pottawatomie…getting kicked out of their lands.
But hey, Missouri wasn’t so bad.
Short history: James Yoachum and his brother Solomon were from Illinois. When James was 18, he abandoned his pregnant wife, and decided to make his fortune trapping furs in the Ozarks. He came back only to find his wife had died in childbirth, so he moved his new son, and his brother and the family to the Ozarks. And though his excuse was that he hated farming, the REAL truth was….
Yes, James married a Delaware Indian woman. Which was a good deal as you will find out.
James was smart. He was always good to the Delaware Indians, gave the horses and food…and they lived in peace together, and then the government came in and told the Delaware Indians they would have to move AGAIN.
No, Obama was not alive yet. It was the Delaware Affordable Move Act.
James was really upset at the government for moving his friends, and so he gave them blankets, food and horse for their journey, and THEY in turn, told him where the silver mine was. But he must promise to never tell anyone where it was. EVER.
And so James got the Silver mine. And whenever they needed to trade, they just went and got a few silver rocks, and they had enough. Everybody was happy, happy, happy.
UNTIL—the government stepped in again. They thought up another LAW. If anybody wanted to buy stuff at the trading post, they had to use American coins. No longer could they trade in furs, or silver, or anything. So, even though the Yoachums had plenty of silver, they had no money. To the government, they were dirt poor.
So..what would YOU do? James just started making his own silver coins, and why not? It had Yoachum on the front and 1822 on the back: United States of America/ One Dollar.
The Yoachum silver dollar started being used all over the Ozarks, and everyone accepted them BECAUSE it had more pure silver in it than the real American currency.
Then….THE GOVERNMENT— like the hungry beast that it is, decided that everyone needed to claim their land.They sent a surveying crew to draw out property lines and told everyone that they had to pay a filing fee. And yes, most everyone had Yoachum silver dollar, which of course, the government said was no good. And unless they paid in Government money, they would all lose title to their land.
That agent was run out of town by gunpoint. So, he wrote Washington, sent one of Yoachum’s silver coins, …and Washington saw… that there was silver in” them thar hills”, and wanted that mine.
So one agent went to James’ farm and wanted to know where the mine was. James, like any sensible person who knew he had a second amendment right, took out his gun and ran him off. .
But that agene came back, with eight other armed agents, and so James had to give up. But he refused to tell them where the mine was. Nevertheless James promised to NEVER make another coin again, and he died and the secret entrance to the silver mine filled with silver ingot is still somewhere lying in a cave, just waiting to be found.
Hey, spring is just around the corner, feel like a trip to Six Flags?
By all accounts, this is a true story. (LOL! Unless of course you visit snopes, where Soros has already mined the cave.)
I don’t know what you got out of this story, but I got out of it that I should BURY all my silver coins and never tell the government where it is, if they should ask.
But promise, that I will never make a single coin, because I’m a true American Patriot, and you have to SHOW ME you’re worthy to be my government because I’m from Missouri.
And IF I want to trade my old fur hat— I will.
(Story retold from Troy Taylor’s book, “Out Past the Campfire Light”
When I was a kid, nobody was ‘obese.’ Every kid I knew was perfect. Normal. Leave it to Beaver size.
Once a week, my parents drove my brother and I to dancing lessons….110 miles one way across the Tamiami Trail to Miami from Naples. My mother wanted us to be the next Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers–what she got was The Lone Ranger and Tonto. (Another blog)
You would THINK at five, that the highlight of my trip would have been the fabulous underground millionaire shops at the Fountain Blue Hotel where we took our lessons..where movie stars would walk by and hope to be noticed. Or the underground window at the bar, where you could see the swimmers legs dangling under the pool. (Dad loved to stand by that one) Or the excitement of looking for alligators crossing the road.
The highlight of those Saturdays was…WHITE CASTLE. What my brother and I would do for lunch at White Castle. My parents would say, “Hey! So what if it’s a long drive, and you would rather stay home and play with your friends…we’ll go to White Castle!”
You think kids want to sit in a car for two hours, just to be taught how to do the cha-cha by some Cuban guy who couldn’t speak English? Heck no. It was promise of those White Castle smothered in ketchup that made us both into perfect little angels.
I’ve been a burger girl ever since.
Back then, there were not the hundreds of fast food franchises there are today, so is it any wonder that America is on the fat side? I think one of the reasons that America gets fatter by the minute, is because every single town in America has the food strip….you know: Fast Food Heaven Lane. EVERY single town across America is one big glutton street. America really manufactures— Franchisees. Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, McDonald’s, KFC…Pizza Hut, etc….
Yes….that lovable NOT fat ancestor of ours, is the reason we are fat.
Once upon a time, 22 million years ago, the monkeys lazed around in the African rain forest, living on fruit which they ate year round. And then, about 5 million years later, seas receded and ice caps expanded. So, the curious monkeys went over a bridge to some different rain forests.
In other words, like the 49er’s looking for gold in the California desert, they got lost. And it kept getting colder. They couldn’t find fruit any longer, and the trees started losing their leaves.
(I hate when that happens.)
Anyway, the woods started filling up with lots of starving apes. So what happened? According to a scientist named Johnson, a mutation happened. Ape mutated some genes and became a wildly efficient processor of fructose. Even small amounts of sugar were stored as fat, in order to survive months when winter came upon the land and food was scarce.
That’s why, IF I go and eat the Blue Bunny Cherry Chocolate Ice Cream in my fridge, right now, I will have stored fat for the next two years.
And since sugar stimulates the same pleasure centers of the brain that respond to heroin and cocaine you CAN become addictive to it, and IF you become addicted to let’s say…doughnuts, you can rest assured that your body will store that sugar as fat, and you can blame that on the monkey.
Or if you prefer: the ice age that Al Gore missed.
The monkeys might have to go exploring again, and not be able to find fruit, AGAIN, and their genes will mutate…AGAIN…and future humans will be so big, they won’t be able to walk.
They will have to outlaw sugar. (Wait…they did that in New York.)
Instead of all these geneticists trying to design the perfect human baby, maybe they should be working on a gene mutations that takes sugar and turns it into muscle instead. What good is a smart baby if it craves sugar? Huh? Think about that.
And MAYBE the real reason scientists are studying all these monkeys, is because they are waiting for the monkeys to mutate into humans.
Frankly, I am too. I want them to start talking so that we can ask them why they are not fat?
There’s more than one missing link in the scientific liberal basket.
I’m not sure just what to do with this information but, now that I think about it, I’m going to go have a few scoops of chocolate cherry ice cream, and then maybe…White Castle for lunch tomorrow.
I learned my lesson from National Geographic: Don’t Starve–your ancestors will never forgive you.
It’s the least we can do for ’evolution.’ Go ahead—have one more….
Here’s one of my favorite blast from the past: A Classic—George Carlin on Mother Earth and the environmental wackos.
I can never get enough of George, he was Nobody’s Fool…ever.
NO…NO! NO! NO! This is soooooooooo wrong!
I just saw Michelle Obama on PUPPY BOWL!
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Two weeks of hearing about the Superbowl…is enough to drive anybody crazy. So, here’s some fun to get us all in the mood.
It’s for those of us who watch the game and WONDER….what cuss words came out of what player. Now we know.
I wish somebody would make a Mick Jagger video and do this…I could NEVER tell what the heck he was saying.