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Naked Harvard Men MEET Michael Brown Protestors

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A group of about 30 students attempted to hold a silent demonstration in the first minutes of Primal Scream, a biannual naked run around Harvard Yard early Thursday morning.Naked Harvard men

BUT..the elite naked men ran into a group of Michael Brown protestors, who had advertised what they were going to do on Facebook,   —and that caused the highly educated and elite men who will someday walk the halls of power, to have to reverse the usual direction of the run, and left some significant “heated” interactions, between the two groups.

Actually, this is one protest I find pretty funny. You would have thought more GIRLS would have showed up. What does that say?

On a historical note: This practice of running around naked in Harvard yard (usually while drunk) once got Charles Adams (John’s son) suspended.

Why do they do it?

Because they can.

NOTICE, the Harvard guys are wearing rapper NIKE tennis shoes, and the protestors are wearing really old beat up ones.

Do we care that their naked run got disrupted?

Nope! :)

 

December 12, 2014 Posted by | American History, humor | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: How to Call the Police

 

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Since the police seem to be on everybody’s news reports, how about a few cop jokes to start the weekend? (NOTE: I did NOT check this on Snopes, because it’s a JOKE.)

(Thanks to Kris)


HOW  TO  CALL THE POLICE– WHEN YOU’RE OLD, AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George  Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up  to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.  George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked  “Is someone in your house?”cops funny

He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available”.

George said, “Okay.” He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both;  the dogs are eating them right now,” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George,  “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

(True  Story)

Don’t mess with old people

 

 

 

December 5, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Bezos Wants Millions To Leave the Planet

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The stock market reached another historical high today,elephant in room

So what you might say?

Well, rich people who HAVE millions in stock just got richer, and so, you may ask, why are private investors like Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos of Amazon investing in SPACE projects, when they are already very rich men?

AMAZON CEO: ‘I Want To See Millions Of People Living And Working In Space’

Bezos’ private spaceflight company Blue Origin is currently working with the United Launch Alliance to build a new liquid rocket engine called the BE-4. The United Launch Alliance is said to be one of the biggest rivals to Musk’s commercial spaceflight company SpaceX. 

The vehicle Bezos’ company is working on uses a modern booster engine, which is said to be more efficient than those made 20-30 years ago, reports The Washington Post. Bezos also said the vehicle is autonomous, so there’s no need to send test pilots when they’re running trials with it.

Do these men really want to be the future inventors and explorers of the universe?

I’m sure…it will look wonderful in the history books if they can pull it off, not to mention, it will look even MORE fabulous in their stock portfolios’.

And besides….one day, if they make it cheap enough, they can just transfer all the little nobodies out into space and save the planet for themselves.

It’s a noble cause.

December 2, 2014 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Dogs Eats Yeast Rolls on Thanksgiving

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Anybody who has ever owned a dog, will get a big kick out of this one…

(Thanks to JR)

 

Unbaked Yeast Rolls

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper.  He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know nothing and committing to doing your best to be a good parent.  Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies.  He will only sleep on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this is a bad case of ‘no discipline,’ I should tell you that Perry and I tried every means to break him of this habit, including locking him in a separate bedroom for several nights.  The new door cost over $200.  But I digress. Five weeks ago we began remodeling our house.  Although the cost of the project is downright obnoxious, it was 20 years overdue AND it got me out of cooking Thanksgiving for family, extended family, and a lot of friends that I like more than family most of the time. dog back

I was assigned the task of preparing 124 of my famous yeast dinner rolls for the two Thanksgiving feasts we did attend. I am still cursing the electrician for getting the new oven hooked up so quickly.  It was the only appliance in the whole darn house that worked, thus the assignment.

I made the decision to cook the rolls on Wed evening to reheat Thurs am.  Since the kitchen was freshly painted, you can imagine the odor.  Not wanting the rolls to smell like Sherwin Williams #586, I put the rolls on baking sheets and set them in the living room to rise for a few hours.  Perry and I decided to go out to eat, returning in about an hour. 

The rolls were ready to go in the oven. It was 8:30 PM.  When I went to the living room to retrieve the pans, much to my shock, one whole pan of 12 rolls was empty.  I called out to Jasper and my worst nightmare became a reality.  He literally wobbled over to me.  He looked like a combination of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Tire man wrapped up in fur.  He groaned when he walked.  I swear even his cheeks were bloated. I ran to the phone and called our vet.  After a few seconds of uproarious laughter, he told me the dog would probably be okay; however, I needed to give him Pepto Bismol every 2 hours for the rest of the night.  God only knows why I thought a dog would like Pepto Bismol any more than my kids did when they were sick. 

Suffice it to say that by the time we went to bed the dog was black, white and pink.  He was so bloated we had to lift him onto the bed for the night. We arose at 7:30 and as we always do first thing, put the dog out to relieve himself.  Well, the dog was as drunk as a sailor on his first leave.  He was running into walls, falling flat on his butt and most of the time when he was walking, his front half was going one direction and the other half was either dragging the grass or headed 90 degrees in another direction. He couldn’t lift his leg to pee, so he would just walk and pee at the same time.  When he ran down the small incline in our back yard he couldn’t stop himself and nearly ended up running into the fence. His pupils were dilated and he was as dizzy as a loon. 

I endured another few seconds of laughter from the vet (second call within 12 hours) before he explained that the yeast had fermented in his belly and that he was indeed drunk. He assured me that, not unlike most binges we humans go through, it would wear off after about 4 or 5 hours, and to keep giving him Pepto Bismol. Afraid to leave him by himself in the house, Perry and I loaded him up and took him with us to my sister’s house for the first Thanksgiving meal of the day.

My sister lives outside of Muskogee on a ranch, (10 to 15 minute drive).  Rolls firmly secured in the trunk (124 less 12) and drunk dog leaning from the back seat onto the console of the car between Perry and I, we took off. Now I know you probably don’t believe that dogs burp, but believe me when I say that after eating a tray of risen unbaked yeast rolls, DOGS WILL BURP.  These burps were pure Old Charter.  They would have matched or beat any smell in a drunk tank at the police station.  But that’s not the worst of it. Now he was beginning to fart and they smelled like baked rolls.  God strike me dead if I am not telling the truth!  We endured this for the entire trip to Karen’s, thankful she didn’t live any further away than she did. dog and tennis ball

Once Jasper was firmly placed in my sister’s garage with the door locked, we finally sat down to enjoy our first Thanksgiving meal of the day.  The dog was the topic of conversation all morning long and everyone made trips to the garage to witness my drunken dog, each returning with a tale of Jasper’s latest endeavor to walk without running into something.  Of course, as the old adage goes, ‘what goes in must come out’ and Jasper was no exception. Granted if it had been me that had eaten 12 risen, unbaked yeast rolls, you might as well have put a concrete block up my behind, but alas a dog’s digestive system is quite different from yours or mine.  I discovered this was a mixed blessing when we prepared to leave Karen’s house. 

Having discovered his ‘packages’ on the garage floor, we loaded him up in the car so we could hose down the floor. This was another naive decision on our part.  The blast of water from the hose hit the poop on the floor and the poop on the floor withstood the blast from the hose.  It was like Portland cement beginning to set up and cure. We finally tried to remove it with a shovel. 

I (obviously no one else was going to offer their services) had to get on my hands and knees with a coarse brush to get the remnants off of the floor.  And as if this wasn’t degrading enough, the darn dog in his drunken state had walked through the poop and left paw prints all over the garage floor that had to be brushed too. Well, by this time the dog was sobering up nicely so we took him home and dropped him off before we left for our second Thanksgiving dinner at Perry’s sister’s house. 

I am happy to report that as of today (Monday) the dog is back to normal both in size and temperament.  He has had a bath and is no longer tricolor.  None the worse for wear I presume.  I am also happy to report that just this evening I found 2 risen unbaked yeast rolls hidden inside my closet door. It appears he must have come to his senses after eating 10 of them but decided hiding 2 of them for later would not be a bad idea.  Now, I’m doing research on the computer as to:  ‘How to clean unbaked dough from the carpet.’

And how was your day?

November 29, 2014 Posted by | dogs, humor, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Presidential Turkeys That Pardon

My mother didn't send this...did she?

My mother didn’t send this…did she?

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It seems fitting that Presidents have to “pardon” turkeys before Thanksgiving. (Most of them having been turkeys themselves.) So, I thought we’d compare the style of a few of them:

"I'll give you a pardon, if you get the union workers to get off my back."

“I’ll give you a pardon, if you get the union workers to get off my back.”

"Nice butt!"

“Nice butt!”

Obama turkey

I. King Obama, Do Pardon you and your white family…for one whole day. You’re welcome.”

 

November 26, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Wonder….

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The world is crazy, and I’m sleeping in today…so it’s important that we keep our sense of humor, right? Right.

Some of these sayings could go into Nobody Wonders.

My favorite was the one about evolution.  Such fun. What’s your favorite?

Anyway…Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)

**************************wonder

 

. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE  MONKEYS AND APES?

. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE  ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, ‘WHERE’S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?’ SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH  SOAP?

. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO ‘GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?’

. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL Kris 60CLEAN THEM?

. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW SIGNS?

. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE AN ‘S’ IN IT?

. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN’T SHOOT AT THEM?

. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME
DISORIENTED?

November 22, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: What Would the Animals Say?

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One of the subjects that I share with my liberal friend, is our love of animals…and so, I got these from him last week.

These pictures are just fabulous….I just thought I’d share them, and I imagined, what the animals may be saying….

She's a babe-- get one of her for me, will ya?

She’s a babe– get one of her for me, will ya?

I can't believe they even LET people on this beach.

I can’t believe they even LET people on this beach.

JR pic 3

Got anymore of those peanut M&Ms?

And...WHY are you here?

And…WHY are you here?

I just LOVE It when you wear Drakar FISH!

I just LOVE It when you wear Drakar FISH!

JR pic 6

I think the shoe is stuck.

JR pic 7

Eat your heart out bub, she’s mine. And that’s my kid.

Can you see me now?

Can you see me now?

JR pic 9

Every time I eat the buffet here, I get sick.

 

 

 

 

November 16, 2014 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Attached to this email, JR (my liberal friend) said this was a VERY old email.

It’s still pretty funny!

Enjoy!


SARAH PALIN:  The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!chicken three

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs.  No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs.  Period.

JOHN McCAIN:  My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:  What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH:  We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road.  We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us.  There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY:  Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL:  Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON:  I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE:  I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY:  Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!  It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions.  I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON:  Why are all the chickens white?chicken one

DR. PHIL:
 The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.  What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH:  Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly.  So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER:  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other  side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:
 That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty!  You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:  To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:  No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going.  I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.  No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:  Did the chicken cross the road?  Did he cross it with a toad?  Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:  To die in the rain, alone.chicken two

JERRY FALWELL:
 Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay.  If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.  I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’  That chicken should not be crossing the road.  It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:  In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.  Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS:  Isn’t that interesting?  In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:  It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:  Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:  I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook.  Internet Explorer is an integral part of Chicken 2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
 Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:  What? Did I miss one?

 

November 15, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 5 Comments

Nobody’s Email: The Rats Are Deserting Obama

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Here’s a cute joke of the day, with a little Bible Twist:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)


“Left” and “Right” ….. A Bible study. Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) …

He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.

“Origin of Left & Right… I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left”.Obama rats

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.

It surely can’t get any simpler than that. Spelling Lesson :

The last four letters in American………. I Can

 The last four letters in Republican…….. I Can

 The last four letters in Democrats……… Rats

End of lesson ! ….Test to follow on November 6, 2014. Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.

 

November 8, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Gets Email: Time’s Tryants of the Year

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Here’s something that goes right along with Snopercod’s article..(See comments in last post.)

Bradlee Dean points out that Time Magazine has honored all the tyrants in the world, which makes you wonder…

How many Marxists are still on the staff?

November 7, 2014 Posted by | American History, tyranny, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Clare Evans

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This week, AGAIN, Obama is showing his usual incompetence of NOT knowing what is going on around the world, or even caring about it. All he really knows, is the world is a mess, and it’s not his problem.obama does not care

The White House is facing sharp criticism over its previous actions in the outbreak, which aid workers have lamented as insufficient half-measures given rapidly deteriorating conditions on the ground.

He didn’t see ISIS coming…and he didn’t see the Ebola epidemic coming either. So when the first Ebola case came over and infected two nurses, he had to get dress, go to the mike, and explain that he had his ‘people’ on it. But …he didn’t. So, trying to show how Presidential he can be, (unlike Obama) Chris Christie put a mandatory isolation policy on a nurse coming back from Africa, where she treated Ebola cases. He was going to show the world, HE would protect New Jersey.

She threatened to sue…she was released—probably by Obama.

The real news here, and it’s not good, is that Obama has completely checked out on protecting the American people or doing his job. He had no clue about ISIS, or Ebola. His biggest concern at the moment is what golf course he can get on that day.

Which leads me to the second contestant of the week: Clare Evans, had NO clue she was pregnant. (By the look on the kids face, he didn’t know she was pregnant either.)

A woman who went to her GP for a suspected kidney infection ended up giving birth in the treatment room – and says she had no idea she was pregnant. 

Clare Evans, 24, from Newport, South Wales, visited an out-of-hours surgery complaining of pains in her abdomen.

Doctors had advised her over the phone that she might have a kidney infection, but when she arrived at the surgery her waters broke.Woman has baby

Surprise! Your kidney is really cute!

Okay, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect but we are ALWAYS clueless Award for the week?

Is it Clare, who, no doubt didn’t want to admit that her kidney had a foot that sometimes kicked her at night…she thought it was just bad indigestion…..

Or is it Obama, who knew about ISIS and Ebola, and the deaths that would come from both, here and abroad, but figured, why should HE worry about it? He’s not going to get it.

Obama wins…again. (And no, I refuse to congratulate him.)

Since I am considering awards to be rewarded for this contest, I’ve decided since Obama has been on this list more than any other person on the planet, he should receive a special meal by a special chef who will travel all the way from Beijing to serve Obama first prize: a most delicious meal fit for a……

President: Horse’s Dick.Horse penis

In the meantime, the regular nobodies of the world, figure with Obama in charge, they might as well have a great time before the final shoe drops.

And here’s how some of us are dealing with a President who seems determined to kill us all:

 

October 27, 2014 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Senator Goes to Heaven…or Hell?

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A new twist on an old joke:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)


While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.facebook joke

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell… Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. “I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted..”

Think carefully and vote wisely next month!

October 25, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Homeland Security: Watching YOUR Underwear

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New polls show that women, are feeling very unprotected by Daddy Obama State. Obama, doesn’t seem to care about the threats from ISIS, or Ebola, or the electrical grid going down from a Sun flare, but we had proof today, that..he DOES care.Underwear

Homeland security is protecting us from…unlicensed underwear.

A lingerie shop owner in Kansas City says her store was raided by Homeland Security agents Monday morning over a few dozen pair of panties she made in honor of her hometown baseball team.

Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties shop in Crossroads, said she designed the Lucky Royals boyshorts that were set to go on sale Tuesday. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”

While she was NOT jailed for the offence, I for one, feel so much safer knowing that Obama is making sure that the Kansas City Royals get their full share of profits from only licensed multinational companies, and those 7 pairs of home designed underwear do not get ANYWHERE near the underwear bomber.Homeland Secuity pants

Nobody Wonders who is running Homeland Security? MLB?

October 22, 2014 Posted by | Homeland Security, humor | , | Leave a comment

Hitler ….Again

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That Hitler is at it again! He hears about Ebola in Texas.  This is being passed around the conservative sites, and I just couldn’t resist replaying it.

The ending is worth the watch…Enjoy!

October 20, 2014 Posted by | Ebola | | Leave a comment

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