This week, we have a Secretary of State, John Kerry, who seems to be on the side of “Allah”, instead of what he should be saying he is on: the Christian, “God.”
Let’s start with John Kerry first.
By all accounts, John Kerry is trying to help Iran, the country that has said “Death to America” so many times, it might as well be a bumper sticker in Tehran. He is desperately trying to give Iran the power to develop enough nuclear bombs to blow us, and just about everybody else off the planet. And so, when he goes around saying things like Iran will get her nuke ….“If Allah Wills it.” you have to wonder why is he doing this to his own country?
John Kerry told reporter Laura Rozen this weekend that a nuclear deal with Iran is possible, “Inshallah.”
And then there’s Phyllis D. Jefferson, who was so furious that her boyfriend ate all the salsa She jabbed a knife into his stomach, AFTER she jabbed a pen into his pelvis.
Clearly, her priorities were not in order here. CLEARLY this woman has issues, beyond her own unfortunate birth.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it John Kerry, who wants Iran to get its own nuke so badly, he willing to become a follower of Muhammad? (Like his boss?)
Or is it Phyllis D. Jefferson, who was not about to let her man steal her salsa ever again?
John Kerry Wins!
When you can’t see that given Iran the ability to nuke Israel off the map, after all they have done to our boys overseas, then, you truly are less than perfect, in fact…we won’t say what you are here.
I do have my reputation to consider. (What reputation, Joyanna, you might ask?)
Congratulations John Kerry! You just won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the century if your deal goes through.
As for Ms Phyllis. I suggest she just stock up on salsa and some meds.
And…stay single. Hopefully Michelle has taken all the salsa out of the lunch room prisons. Or…maybe not.
The outrage today from conservatives, was what John Kerry said about history in his speech on the terror in France today:
“France gave birth to democracy itself.” (1.33)
What? Yes, France (who fought their bloody revolution AFTER America, Mr. Kerry) had a fine way towards democracy…beheadings. Except they improved upon it. Instead of the Muslim knife, they designed the guillotine, and beheaded thousands. That’s democracy! That’s mob rule! Which of course UNLIKE America, lead to a dictator, Napoleon. Maybe that’s why John Kerry prefers the French Revolution over ours.
Just the fact that he said something so ridiculous is what got the conservatives angry.
But..look how the young liberals are switching this around. They think the conservatives are MAD because the elite and rich (it’s okay that JOHN’s rich…that’s okay) John Kerry, speaks FRENCH!
What a GREAT MAN! He speaks another language! Imagine their awe. They can’t even imagine such wonders.
You could laugh, if you didn’t realize that these young men, are incredibly naïve. Maybe they should move to France.
(By the way…somebody tell the Greeks.)
Having said that, in a way, John Kerry could be speaking the truth, facts be known: the democracy that CAME from the French revolution was mob rule, NOT a representative republic which is what our founders established. The founders did not want mob rule in America, where the minority is always ignored. If we had democracy here, California and New York would rule us all.
The liberals, knowing the ignorance of the young, will say the word “democracy” as if it is the battalion word for freedom, because they know it’s a feel good word, and the young have no CLUE what they are really talking about.
It’s not freedom. It always ends up in disaster and dictators, historically speaking.
John Kerry: Can order a fine French wine in the French Alps in his favorite elite mountain Chalet, and feel superior.
Do we care?
John Kerry—married into his money, and wanted to be President. The Vets swift boated that. But, since Hillary stepped down to run for HER turn, Kerry gets to fly all over the world, with his new title as Secretary of State, and keep up the American apology tour for Obama.
Sad for all of us, it seems it STILL bugs John Kerry to be an American, because this week he said this:
“..I was privileged to speak to the graduating class of Yale this year, and it was particularly a pleasure because it happened to turn out to be, literally, I hate to say it, 48 years to the day that I was privileged to speak as a graduating senior to my own class. And I talked to them about sort of the world we’re in right now, but at the end I tried to remind them all, which I remind you of, we are – I get always a little uptight when I hear politicians say how exceptional we are – not because we’re not exceptional, but because it’s kind of in-your-face and a lot of other people are exceptional, a lot of other places do exceptional things.”
Despite his profession of uptightness on the topic of America’s exceptionalism, Kerry went on to close out his remarks explaining what he believes makes America uniquely exceptional
Nobody Thinks John Kerry has been uptight since he was born. I have a dream that John Kerry’s wife divorced him, and he was forced to work for a living.
The problem is, John Kerry is allowing Iran to make nukes because he’s just such a fair-minded guy and in his twisted world of thinking, he is proud that Iran is developing nukes, because why should the U.S. have all the nukes?
If it looks like a snob, talks like a snob, walks like a snob, then chances are…it’s John Kerry.
If you want to know who is at the top of the ‘crony capitalistic pig’ bozo tree…he’s come out again.
The soon to be King of England, Prince Charles, who, in front of a meeting with all his powerful, rich, elite buddies, just warned them that if they didn’t act like the tyrants they were all meant to be, the world would collapse:
“… We can choose to act now before it is finally too late, using all of the power and influence that each of you can bring to bear to create an inclusive, sustainable and resilient society,” he said in a speech in London to a conference entitled Inclusive Capitalism.
He added: “There will, of course, be hard choices to make, and, take it from me, in the short term, you will not be popular with your peers, but if you stand firm and take the kind of action that is needed, I have every confidence the rewards will be immense.”
“Rewards will be immense.” No kidding. They all are in line to make trillions.
Prince Charles is right…the regular Nobody on the street is going to be furious at the government of the world forcing us little nobodies into more slavery and loss of property.
And then when billions parish from hunger…and the world’s climate hasn’t changed, what will they say then? “Oh, we did what was right.”
Not to let Prince Charles get all the limelight, in the U. S. we have our own village idiot. John Kerry is carrying on the fine tradition of leaders scaring the masses to death to get MORE money and to control them.
“And I know it’s hard to feel the urgency as we sit here on an absolutely beautiful morning in Boston,’ Kerry said, ‘you might not see climate change as an immediate threat to your job, your communities or your families.
‘But let me tell you, it is.’
If the U.S. does not act, ‘and it turns out that the critics and the naysayers and the members of the Flat Earth Society – if it turns out that they’re wrong, then we are risking nothing less than the future of the entire planet,’ Kerry told graduates of the Massachusetts college and their families.”
Personally, I prefer the “Alien have landed and we must unit to save the world!” fear story that Bill Clinton would prefer, but that’s me.
In the meantime, the royal family continues to flash just how low-class they really are:
What? Kate can’t afford to buy underwear? Has Global Warming made her just to hot to bear wearing clothes?
Does she need a bigger butt?
Until England falls into the sea, at least we can be assured of more Royal Family shenanigans making us all wonder….Maybe the mudbloods should take over.
Nobody Knows why John Kerry was not fired when he was caught saying extremely hateful things about Israel on Holocaust Day. After all, they have banned Donald Sterling from the NBA, and fined him $2.5 million dollars, and all he said was that he didn’t want his girlfriend taking pictures of herself with black guys. Tasteless–but mostly damaging himself as being arrogantly superior to blacks. An attitude that many arrogant blacks have about whites.
On the other hand, John Kerry was suppose to be negotiating a peace between two countries. Shouldn’t he get the same treatment, since his hateful speech crime is much worse? Kerry should lose his job and be fined. I think he should pay at least $3 million for damages to Israel. It’s only fair. (That was meant to sound sarcastic, but it didn’t. Add your best sarcastic voice to it. )
And speaking of damages…
Nobody knows how much damage was done this weekend with all the devastation of tornadoes that have made paths through Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. The loss of 35 people is tragic, and Nobody Knows if tornadoes are getting help from these babies…
And speaking of devastating acts of man-made destruction…..
Former Illinois State Rep. Keith Farnham was charged Monday with using both personal and state-owned computers to trade hundreds of images and videos depicting child pornography and engage in graphic online chats in which he allegedly bragged about sexually molesting a 6-year-old girl. “12 is about as old as i can handle,” Farnham allegedly said in one online chat in November, according to the charges. “i love them at 6 7 8”
Farnham – twice co-sponsored bills in the House that toughened penalties for child pornography.
Yes, saying you are against the crime that you are committing is in the Democratic playbook rules.
All 12- year-olds in Illinois can now let out a sigh of relief..
Too bad Barney Frank’s porn wasn’t discovered—-we might have saved ourselves from Fanny and Freddie Mac.
And speaking of saving…
Nobody Knows if Lois Lerner’s Lawyer is going to be allowed to represent her in front of Congress, because her lawyer said this:
Ms. Lerner’s lawyer, William Taylor III, said on Monday in a letter to GOP leaders that holding Ms. Lerner in contempt of Congress “would not only be unfair and, indeed, un-American, it would be flatly inconsistent with the Fifth Amendment as interpreted by the Supreme Court.”
But— Lois Lerner pleaded the fifth AFTER she talked her mouth off about being innocent. The lawyer has it backwards: It’s un-American NOT to appear before Congress and explain your crime. Miss Lerner is being paid by the taxpayer, it’s her duty to tell the truth. Nobody Knows if she was ordered by Obama to go after Tea Party favorites, but it seems, everything leads to the White House.—-like Obama ordering a man be arrested for making a video against Muslims.
Arrested. Nobody Knows what happened to THAT man.
Is he even alive? Nobody Knows. And most likely we never will…but one thing we do know this week, that we didn’t need to know, was who was going to be in the next Star Wars movie.
How come they let us know that Hans Solo is not dead, but they don’t tell us who ordered the Benghazi stand-down?
Would at least one mea culpa be too much to ask? (yes)
Next week, we might explore the evolutionary reason that men have nipples, so far as I can tell, Nobody really knows why. And by the looks of Obama’s…we don’t want to know.
This week we have our “What button?” new Secretary of State, Swifty Boat Captain, John Kerry, stating that the USSR was no threat to any and the cold war was over and then making fun of Sarah Palin AND Mitt Romney for claiming that yes, Russia is to be watched.
And they were RIGHT. Russia has invaded the Ukraine.
And so, still in shock at the fact that he was wrong, and how it’s just not in his cultural upbringing to even think that Russia would even DARE act unlike a fellow civilized member of Harvard, John Kerry, said this:
“It would be very difficult for me to understand how Russia would reconcile its position on Libya, its position on Syria, its warnings against intervention in another country and then not respect the sovereignty of Ukraine and the will of the people there,” Kerry said.
“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as a sort of continuation of the Cold War, we don’t see it that way,” Kerry said Wednesday on “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on MSNBC. “We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States — this is not ‘Rocky IV.’”
“It’s an incredible act of aggression…It is a really a stunning willful choice by President Putin to invade to another country.
“You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext isolate Russia with respect to this invasion. “
And neither did the alligator, who for years, has had no fear from any other creature on the planet. Why be swallowed by a mere snake? Impossible! To think, that silly crane, and that turtle warned him…really. Don’t they know NOBODY would dare to attack him?
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Why, John Kerry of course! An alligator, had a real disadvantaged. He can’t read.
Evidently, John Kerry doesn’t either, but he could take out a few history books…you know. Just to make us all feel a bit safer…he is after all…
Nobody Wins: Here we have two nobody inventor winners! Don’t want Obama following you to your girlfriend’s house? Block that signal.
Okay, so I see a few bugs here. What happens when you have to make a call? It looks like you would have to take it out of the ‘pocket’ and then BAM. They’ve got cha.
Or maybe you can put your off pocket hoodie on while you’re making your call….or better yet— Get them to stop spying on you. (Laugh here)
Wait…then the call signal won’t go out.
Anyway, the good news here is, nobody likes to be snooped on, and these two nobodies are trying to do something about it. Good for them!
Nobody Wins: Another big win this week was Ann Coulter’s last column, where she compares Saddam Hussein’s crimes to Assad. When Ann is hot, she is sizzling. Read that here.
Nobody Wins: It was a big loss today when John Kerry kept insisting to Rand Paul that bombing Syria, would not, and should not be considered taking us to war. It’s just an ‘action’ to make Assad stop using chemical weapons. It’s one thing to change the meaning of what the word ‘is’ —but, it’s quite another when your Secretary of State changes the meaning of dropping bombs on a country from a declaration of war, to some sort of friendly warning letter.
Nobody Wins: Another loss went to Miley Cyrus, who bragged about how successful her sex dance was on MTV, because she is reeling in the MONEY! Nobody suggests she get her ears fixed.
Nobody Wins: And on a lighter note, at the zoo today, we were walking around the corner, and we kept hearing loud rhythmic GRUNTS. We came around the corner—-and low and behold…somebody got lucky! (Yes, I HAD to take a picture, wouldn’t you?) If you’ve never seen a Galapagos Turtle having sex, you might want to put that on your bucket list of “uh?” I’m so sorry I did not have my movie camera. His grunts were just great.
What I did notice was that SHE was eating an apple during the whole thing. Which gave me a few ideas……
Well…John Kerry finally got to be President today, even if it was on a Friday afternoon on a holiday weekend, when everybody was at lunch or going on vacation. It’s always good to announce bad stuff on Friday so that nobody thinks about it till Monday.
What better time to announce to your people who you are going to attack a country? Obama let John Kerry make the big announcement…and Nobody really cares at the moment, because they will be too busy drinking beer and eating barbecue at Aunt Mini’s house.
Yes, John Kerry was the President today, and announced basically that we were going to attack Assad just because, he was a scumbag…and he was killing innocent people with chemical weapons.
Obama, SHOULD have been the one to announce this, but once again, because what he is doing is illegal and impeachable, Obama acted like the sneaky coward he really is in this: We saw him sitting at a table, acting almost like..well he’s just an advisor, and really, he hasn’t made up his mind yet, this isn’t just his decision mind you…but he is thinking about launching a few missiles at an aspirin factory maybe. But don’t worry, he’ll won’t put boots on the ground so nobody will die…yet. He came on TV hours after Kerry, sitting at a table with a few buddies from the Balkan’s who were agreeing with him on something…we’re not sure what. Nobody else in the world agrees with him on this, as he will start possibly World War Three, but hey, it’s the right thing to do.
The Jews are standing in line for the gas masks.
After all, many of us been expecting this from Obama. BUT—
I wasn’t expecting John Bolton, who was President George W. Bush’s ambassador to the United Nations to declare that he was very impressed that Obama said he didn’t need international authority to launch a war, and then he said: Obama didn’t need Congress’ approval either.
So, here we go again. Our last President decided to bomb Iraq, a country that had NOT attacked us, because he didn’t like Saddam Hussein and so George W. Bush used WMD’s as an excuse to do it (And didn’t we hear the same old —“We have precise weapons now people…don’t worry! ” while he was doing it?
And now we have a President who is going to attack a country that has NOT attacked us, and he is doing it because of WMD’s, and we are hearing once again : “We have precise weapons now people…don’t worry!”
As if killing people with precise weapons relieves them of having any guilt? I don’t get it.
More than likely, some university study somewhere in Georgetown advises Presidents on how to get people to accept your wars: Just tell them you are not really going to hurt anybody. Use the word “precise.”
So, what is it that “we the people’ don’t know and never will know about this?
Obama saying “It will just be a small precise hit, you know, nothing serious” is such a joke, that he has the Rino’s all out in force saying— “Hit them! Hurt him! Attack! Attack! Attack!”
Nobody Cares that what this seems to say is that both parties, and I call them the ‘globalists”— you know, the great elite plutocracy at the top, are seeing with their favorite toy, the NSA—-that the American people are fed up…and they very much need to put us in line with having us focused on the enemy over there…not at our enemies within…which is them.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
The office of the Presidency has grown too powerful. There IS no check on executive power anymore, whatsoever.
The Constitution, is just a piece of paper to them all, and nobody seem to care that THIS attack will make American a prime target in the near future for another attack on our home soil.
And when that happens, the office of the Presidency becomes a dictatorship. Obama has already signed himself complete control over everything if that happens.
We best speak up now.
It’s now official: John Kerry says that in America you have a right to be stupid, (evidently, he thinks that’s in the Constitution) not knowing, by uttering this, he has just announced to the world, that since we have a right to be stupid, it’s because of that right, that millions of stupid people have elected people like: John Kerry.
Probably the truest words ever spoken by a politician: and the fact that Kerry has no idea that it applies to him, proves the point.
I won’t tell him if you don’t.
As you watch this video: (and I hope you will) remember that this was taken a few years ago.
That’s all I’m going to say, because, as you know, I tend to agree with him, as events are bearing out the facts that everyone just cannot believe. (I think too many Americans just don’t believe complete tyranny will come to America.)
BUT..one thing. At the end of the video, the General mentions how Obama wanted a standing civilian army…and also remember that John Kerry, when running for President, said that he believed America should have a National Service:
April 12, 2004, Political News:
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry on Monday renewed his call for a comprehensive commitment to national service by Americans of all ages, telling college students that “change starts with you” as he proposed to tie aid for college tuition to national service.
Whether Kerry will implement mandatory “National Service” for all citizens in Obama’s second term remains to be seen.
We had Sandy Hook to moblalized control of our guns. Hagel will control Homeland drones. All Obama needs in one ‘national’ disaster to take full control of the whole country.
It’s been done by dictators before. All we can hope is that there are enough good men in Congress to stand up to them.
NOBODY really misses Ronald Reagan.
Here’s another important reason NOT to vote for Obama. Word has it that Hillary is going to quit her job as Secretary of State, and John Kerry will take over if Obama is re-elected. As you see here, he believes WE are the cause of the many wars in Africa, and all over the world, because WE have caused global warming.
This may have been taken in 2009, but he was talking about global warming today on the Senate floor…which means they would pass global taxes.
Under John Kerry, you would have to pay taxes on the miles you drive, the trash you put out, the water you drink…and the bikes you DON’T own.
The worst is yet to come if Obama is re-elected. The hair alone scares me.
As most of us understand that it’s a “global” world now, and the United States has always tried to use its influence in building ‘democratic’ institutions abroad, the one thing that many of us really don’t like, is seeing our politicians using taxpayers money to buy the political leaders that they want to “rule” that country. While Bill Clinton was President, Jimmy Carter couldn’t keep himself out of any election in the world it seems, and I don’t know about you, but when Jimmy Carter praised the election of Hugo Chevez in Venezuela giving it his hands up and personal stamp of approval…you really had to wonder what the word “democracy’ meant for Democrats.
John Kerry is the New Jimmy Carter. I guess Jimmy just got tired.
Senator John Kerry, head of the Senate foreign relations committee, arrived in Cairo Tuesday evening, as part of his tour of the region, to hold talks with Egyptian officials about the “democratic transformation” of Egypt.
According to Al Ahram, Senator Kerry and US Ambassador to Cairo Ann Patterson will meet with Muslim Brotherhood presidential candidate and head of the Freedom and Justice Party (FJP) Mohamed Mursi, at the FJP headquarters on Wednesday. Kerry’s last visit to Cairo was in early December. In their meeting then with the Democratic senator from Massachusetts, Brotherhood officials vowed to respect civil rights and international treaties, attempting to allay fears that the Islamist organization would revoke Egypt’s peace treaty with Israel.
Oh sure. “respect civil rights?” The Muslim brotherhood will respect civil rights…..
Can I buy a vowel?
Right now there are riots in the streets and the military still holds power which to many of us means the U.S. still holds power because we pretty much gave them that military. We have given Egypt 2 billion dollars a year in aid since 1979, and 1.3 billion yearly for defense. In return, they were to leave Israel alone.
According to the State Department, that equipment has included fighter jets, tanks, armored personnel carriers, Apache helicopters, anti-aircraft missile batteries and aerial surveillance aircraft.
The Muslim brotherhood want the Whites House blessings…and our continued billions, and since Obama just gave Kenya a big bundle of money, you can bet…that the Muslim Brotherhood will get his full support.
Obama talks a good game of being tough..but watch what he does. And Nobody Wonders what John Kerry will say after the Muslim Brotherhood are handed Egypt?
“Democracy has come to the Muslim world.”