Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: One of the Best Jobs in China

 

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Here’s a fun email…

How would you like to get 32,000 USD for taking care of pandas all day? It sounds too good to be true, but panda caretaker is a real job in China, at the Giant Panda Protection and Research Center.

 

“Your work has only one mission,” reports China Daily. “Spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows. You need perseverance for this job.

It looks easy and fun right? I don’t know if I could do this 365 days a year…but it’s fun to watch…not too much cuter babies exist than baby pandas. Which makes you think: I bet there are a lot of human babies in China that don’t get this much love.

(Thanks to Mona)

January 30, 2016 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Leave the Planet to the Dogs

Nobody Flashes Sunday Thoughts

Dear God,Davos

Seeing all the beautiful snow, that is not falling on MY house, I nevertheless did have a somewhat depressing day: I was wondering why the human race seemed so insane, and as the day went by, one word kept sticking into my head;

INTERPRETATION.

Yes, It’s all how you interpret the poem isn’t it God? Your poem of wonderment. For instance:cell phone

I saw a billionaire CEO at Davos today, telling his interviewer that it wasn’t a good thing that all the wealth of the world was owned by the top 1 percent, but on the OTHER hand…he reminded the reporter that now, just about everybody in the world has a cell phone and everyone in the world is NOW connected! And that’s good! That was his interpretation of the world is right. Somebody else freezing in the cold tonight, with a dead cell phone that doesn’t work, wishes he was connected to his electric blanket. Someone wishes he could PAY his cell phone bill. Someone wishes it was a piece of toast.


While millions of people in the East Coast tonight are going without power, most of them are worried about the two or three paychecks they won’t be getting due to the snowstorm. On the other hand, Congress AND Hillary Clinton are blessing this God event, for Hillary is asking a delay to getting her emails handed over, and BOTH parties of Congress are trying desperately to give Obama the lone sole power to call troops to any place on the planet, including his own country…complete dictatorial power


Glenn Beck claims that Donald Trump will be the next Hitler, but remains silent on the fact that Congress is actually given OBAMA Hitler powers. Donald Trump has never killed anyone, nevertheless, Glenn Beck has killed many of his listeners because he did NOTHING but make huge fortunes peddling America as if it was his right to make money off the poor people who had nothing. Yes, Glenn Beck has become a very rich man peddling the Constitution as if it was his own personal document to sell and he owns the copyright. Only he and Ted Cruz can interpret it. They own the rights.

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A man sees a car wreck in the storm, goes to help, and because he says “We should call the police” he get shot dead by the very man he is trying to help. Black Lives Matter would interpret this as a good thing. White lives don’t matter, in the beautiful white snow.


How a man interprets “god” is the most important of all: Half of mankind interprets God to be kind, compassionate, giving, and the other half of mankind interprets God to mean, ruthless and intolerant of anyone who doesn’t have their interpretation of god.Christian VS Islam

That can also go for those who are “interpreting” the Constitution.

The only thing I do find out God, is that there is no interpretation to the love a dog has for the one  who loves it. It is. Like a perfect snowstorm…there is only one interpretation: Love in the eyes of a dog is eternal, and there will always be winter storms.

I’m thinking God, that maybe you should just leave the dogs the planet. Nobody is more tired of trying to interpret the greed of man than I am. dog and people

 

January 23, 2016 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Mr. B.— Angel First Class

Nobody Cares:

It’s Friday:

I read the headlines, but I don’t care:

I don’t care about Hillary’s breaking the law with her email server as she has done so many times in her life. I care that she is not in jail.dog angel

I don’t care that she wants to be like Angela Merkel of Germany. I care that she wants to be another big socialist who dictates to her nation how to act. Merkel is trying to get Facebook, Twitter and Google to block people who criticize Muslims. Hillary would LOVE to get those companies to block whatever and whomever she feels “bullies” here, and it would start with every conservative that is left.

I don’t care that over a 100  German woman were raped by Muslims in Germany last New Year’s Eve—I care that the people of Germany don’t stand up to their government and do something about it.

I don’t care that they caught El Chapo. I care that they lost him in the first place.

I don’t care that Obama is going after our guns. I care that he keeps spreading the lie that he doesn’t want every gun. He might was well say, “If you like your gun, you can keep your gun.”

I don’t care about the stock market. I care that the average person has no clue how the banks control the economy of the world, to keep themselves rich. I care that when some FOX economic babe threatens Americans with “Don’t elect TRUMP, because you’re prices at Wal-Mart will go up!” can’t be made to shop at Wal-Mart herself.

I don’t care tonight about any of the scumbags running our country tonight.

Tonight I care about Mr. B.

Mr. B was Pattie’s dog. Big guy. Gentle giant. Big brown eyes. Big tan coat.  A  big mongrel mutt that just wanted to be feed and loved. She told me today she put him to sleep because he couldn’t walk anymore.

No, he wasn’t MY dog. But, I loved Mr. B more than any of my neighbors, and certainly more than most of the people that I see on my TV every day. I didn’t see him often enough, but he was one of the highlights of my nobody life. Always at the door for me to pet…to talk to…to just adore.

I will miss you Mr. B. You were too good for this world. And that’s why tonight…

I don’t give a damn about any of it.

Tomorrow…I will. But not tonight. Tonight…I will just…try not to cry too much. Because damn it…

Dogs are the best. If people could only be so good, we’d have a better world.

January 8, 2016 Posted by | Life | | 6 Comments

One of my FAVORITE things….

Nobody Flashes

Here’s a good thought…just about EVERYBODY in the whole wide world–loves a good firework display, no matter what country they are from. Some things are universal.

Have a great Sunday!

I’m still soaking up water from the great Missouri flood of 2015….

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January 3, 2016 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Happy New Year…2016!

Happy New Year

January 1, 2016 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments

Has God Heard of Global Warming?

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Some beauty on a Sunday….Enjoy! (Thanks to JR)

Capitol Creek Valley Summer

Capitol Creek Valley
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Autumn

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Autumn

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Light House Michigan Summer

Light House Michigan
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November 29, 2015 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Happy Thanksgiving!

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Have a GREAT DAY! and good luck with your liberal relatives!

See you tomorrow.

November 25, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes—Two Guys Chase an Airbus A380

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First: You have to wonder, if this an ad for Dubai, Jetpaks, or Airbus A380.

Second: I’m not sure I’d want to be those two guys, exciting as it looks.

Whatever, it’s some really great footage, isn’t it?

 

 

November 8, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes Happy Halloween!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Don’t worry about that comet that looks like a skull coming at us! That’s not an omen, are you kidding? Imagine the odds?

Excuse me while I go get my Almond Joy bar, some popcorn,  and watch Sleepy Hollow reruns. (I know I’m lame.)

Enjoy!

 

 

October 31, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes NEWSFLASH!

NOBODY ADMITS DEFEAT

Dear Readers,

Before I throw my desktop computer out the window, I thought I’d better give everyone heads up that I am taking this monster in to be fixed.computers

I have Windows 8.1, and drivers are crashing…I’m lucky I can even connect to the internet.

Now, I have NO idea how long this will be in the ‘computer’ shop, but I am hoping that if I take it in today, it will be fixed by next week.

You know me, I will always blame most everything on a vast left/right-wing conspiracy if I can.

If Hillary can do it, so can I. She did this.

I just finished Mark Levine’s book and Ben Carson’s book, and had a lot to say about both, but it will have to wait.

In the meantime, stand by all you excellent nobodies! I’ll be back!

 

October 23, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Rainbows on 9/11

Nobody Cares

I usually don’t have much time to just sit around and watch a movie more than once, but yesterday I watched the documentary “What the Bleep Do We Know?” again. Basically it’s about quantum physics and how our very thoughts can affect events and what happens to us. It’s worth a view. Really.rainbow 2

There was one section in the movie where a man said they did an experiment in D.C., a sort of psychic experiment, where they gathered a lot of people who came to the city, and just meditated on stopping the crime rate. It went down that year, 25 percent he said. Of course…that experiment was debunked on Youtube, and I think, it depends—on many things, whether you are a skeptic or not. CAN our thoughts tap into some kind of molecular universal force that will manifest outcomes? After all, Thomas Edison, who was no fool, tried to tap into it.

Some call it the “god” effect, and I must say, I’ve had some really strange thing happen in my life time, that could not have been mere coincidences. Millions of people have this happen to them everyday, but they don’t think about it much.

For instance, when I was 19, I had just started playing the drums, and I remember passing a hotel, one of the maybe 100 hotels in the city and I thought to myself, “Wow…if ONLY I could be good enough to get in a band and play there. Get out of dodge woman… you dream, I said to myself.” And then I forgot that thought completely.

Would you be surprised if I told you that just by random chance, within a month I had gotten a job with my first band, who just HAPPENED to get booked in their next job there by chance? Did I WISH that so much that somewhere in the quantum physics of the universe it just happened?

And what are the odds, that the night before 9.11/ a beautiful rainbow appeared to land RIGHT on the spot in New York City where all those souls were murdered? rainbow in New York

Coincidence? Or quantum physics at work? Or just that force we call God.  What do YOU think?

 

September 11, 2015 Posted by | Life, Mysteries, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Flashes the Moon

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To everyone who reads this blog: I just wanted to let you know I’m going to be out-of-town for a few days–It’s the last of summer here, and gas is the cheapest its been in a decade. I plan to get sunburned, float on a big raft down a cool river, and forget the world and all its problems.

I’ll be back to posting on Tuesday.

I hope everyone will have a great holiday (here in the States at least) –don’t labor too much, and drive carefully.

Until then, enjoy this lovely picture of the moon….see you on Tuesday!

September 5, 2015 Posted by | Just life | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Everybody Learns

Nobody Gets Email

If you are not learning something new everyday, you might as well…join the democratic party. :) big dog two
Here’s a nice little email of lovely thoughts: Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R.)
And I’ve learned that you don’t have to refrigerate Ketchup.
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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing “Silent Night.” Age 5 
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I’ve learned that our dog doesn’t want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7 
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I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9 
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I’ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12 
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I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14  
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I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15   
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I’ve learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24 
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I’ve learned that brushing my child’s hair is one of life’s great pleasures. Age 26   
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I’ve learned that wherever I go, the world’s worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29  
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I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 30
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I’ve learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don’t know how to show it. Age 42   
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I’ve learned that you can make someone’s day by simply sending them a little note. Age 44 
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I’ve learned that the greater a person’s sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others. Age 46   
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I’ve learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 47   
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I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it will be better tomorrow. Age 48   
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I’ve learned that singing “Amazing Grace” can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49
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I’ve learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50 
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I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 51   
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I’ve learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills. Age 52  
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I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 53
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I’ve learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 58  
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I’ve learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to improve your marriage. Age 61*
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I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62   
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I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64  
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I’ve learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65 * 
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I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66   
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I’ve learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72
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I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. Age 82   
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I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch – holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 90  
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I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92   
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August 28, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

The Problem With Genius

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This is such a delight…young Tanishq is a real joy to behold…..and the REASON he will do great things is because he has really smart parents.

What I liked about this little film, is that the professor brought up a great point: Genius gets put aside. There are so many programs for the ones who have trouble, but the really bright kids, get pushed aside by our school systems. They get bored. They drop out. A lot of them are not lucky enough to have such great parents.

Some big corporation already has eyes on this kid…

What a great story. Enjoy!

August 15, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

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