Out of all the first ladies in my lifetime, my favorite was Laura Bush. I admired her for the image that she always presented. The Image, was fitting for the United States. But, that’s about it. I must admit, after the Bushes left office, they have done all the politically correct, ‘globalization” politics that you would expect of a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton.
They continue to try to make us believe that global policies, and pumping US tax dollars into the world, are good for the United States— but then–I recall that the Bush family ranch is sitting on the largest fresh water aqueduct in South America, and the utopian dream of politicians putting America FIRST, comes crashing down.
When the water war comes, the Bushes will be richer than King Saud.
Reminded of that–Barbara Bush, just looks like a very smart woman.
But, it IS all about the “world” isn’t it? Both the Obama’s and the Bushes are on the same global page of “We must reform the rest of the world, and we will do it with your money!”
The elite theme being pushed this week is AFRICA! America to the rescue! (Never mind China is already there.)
In this quote below, Michelle Obama let out the typical feminist exclamation: Women ARE superior to men. (We must help them too.)
In a conversation with former First Lady Laura Bush at the U.S Africa Leaders Summit in Washington D.C. , Michelle Obama explained that as First Lady it was important to remember to use the position to highlight their personal interests:
“We can’t waste this spotlight, it is temporary and life is short and change is needed and women are smarter than men. And the men can’t complain because you’re outnumbered today,” she said as the audience laughed.
Nobody Says: There is absolutely no proof ANYWHERE that women are smarter than men. (Some women, but…on a curve…let’s not go there.)
There is so much wrong with that statement, (even if said in jest) that you have to wonder: Did Michelle Obama not know that MORE women graduate from universities than men? Why does she keep acting as if women are not getting opportunities when the facts prove the opposite?
(As if we don’t know that answer.)
The proof that men are smarter is in that fact alone: Most of them are not stupid enough to waste their money on an inferior product, or are too busy building the rest of the world. Not to mention, the government is stacking the cards against them–the goal is to have the state raise the children. Men have to become obsolete for the state to take over complete control.
Obviously the Obama’s like to leave out facts.
Nobody Wonders if the New World Order is to have women run the world, when in fact, it will still be the men making the decisions in the background.
As for the Bushes dream of liberating women from Islam? Sweet, but not at all realistic.
Many men lost their lives for that utopian dream, and look what it got them. Maybe its time the men of Islam fight to free their own women.
Nobody Wonders: Is this dream of equality to Muslim women really about changing the world?—-Or is it just about the good feeling the elites get from saying it?
This week was filled with questions like…why did it take so long for the gay guy to get picked for the NFL? Why did Karl Rove remind us all that Hillary Clinton might have brain damage? Why are they even holding elections in the Ukraine? And more importantly, when will we see Putin finding the cure for cancer?
Since I have trouble deciding what jelly to put on my toast in the morning, you can see, I’m filled with confusion..so, let’s me just pass some of the weekly confusion around like apple butter.
Speaking of Putin..
Nobody Knows that the Biden’s are getting into the Oil business in Putin’s Ukraine!
Hunter Biden, the younger son of Vice President Joe Biden, is joining the board of a gas company operating in Ukraine, the company announced Tuesday, as the West seeks to help Ukraine wean itself off its dependence on Russian energy.
It must be nice to be the son of the VP, and have a liberal media who won’t touch you. If this was a Bush…they’d be all over it. But, how much money are the Biden’s going to be making ‘helping’ Ukraine? Nobody Knows.
And since Hunter is NOT going to build solar power in the Ukraine– Will there be an EPA over there making sure that the gas emissions don’t contribute to global warming? Where is CNN on this environmental destruction?
And speaking of environmental destructions—
Nobody Knows that according to the French, we will all die horrible deaths in 500 days. Standing next to John Kerry, Prime Minister Fabius said:
“And very important issues, issue of climate change, climate chaos,” the foreign minister said. “And we have – as I said, we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos, and I know that President Obama and John Kerry himself are committed on this subject and I’m sure that with them, with a lot of other friends, we shall be able to reach success on this very important matter.”
Nobody knows how much money Fabius and Kerry are going to make off this grand scare, but if we all die due to climate change chaos, I am personally blaming France. It’s about time we blamed them for something.
And speaking of blaming…
Nobody Knows why Michelle Obama is all concerned about the stolen girls in Nigeria. She was so concerned she held up a sign, “Bring Home Our Girls.” Rush Limbaugh reports that the Obama’s actually blame the Christian Nigerian government for inciting Muslims to kidnap, rape, and torture young stolen women, and that’s why the Boko Haram thugs were never put on the terrorist lists. So why all the attention now? Was it because Putin was making Obama look like a girly girl on the world stage?
Nobody Knows why four dead Americans in Benghazi didn’t deserve a Michelle Obama sign that said, “We will find you.” but Obama has sent drones, special forces—he is going all out to find those girls.
Meanwhile—the killers of ambassador Stevens are still riding around waving their free Obama US military weapons. Why did Obama forget all about those thugs? The guys in Benghazi where white. The Nigerian girls are black…uh…naaaaaaaah….
And speaking of riding around….
He was stopped by officers for riding the wrong way on a street. When the officers asked for ID, he got belligerent because he had none on him,” In Touch Weekly reported. “The officers placed him under arrest for disorderly conduct.”
Gee…do you think that the world is just out to get Mr. Baldwin? Alec had this to say:
“New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.”
Spoken like a true conservative: Wait…Alec is a big liberal. Nobody Knows how come he keeps getting “harassed” by officials, but I even liberals have to learn you can’t call your daughter a pig, and you can’t call people ‘fags’. Poor Alex…he just can’t be his own lovable self.
I think, they should make him sell his bike. Nobody Knows why Alec Baldwin never loses his jobs over his unacceptable publically correct behavior, but he always keeps working…..
Unlike the rest of America….
Nobody Knows that the real drive behind amnesty is big business, but here’s a big hint:
Jay Timmons, the president and CEO of the National Association of Manufacturers, said he believes an immigration bill will pass near the end of this year. He said creating some pathway to citizenship for non-legal residents is “absolutely essential” for manufacturers to help bring skilled workers to the United States.
So, we will be flooded with cheap labor, but Obama is fighting to get them higher wages so that when they get here, they will get paid more at McDonalds than the average American citizen graduate with a degree.
—-And Obama’s higher minimum wage idea, is hurting…once again—-veterans.
Gamble Guest Care, which owns Shreveport Manor, explained in a statement its refusal to increase wage rates: “The additional labor expenses are simply unaffordable. As such, many long term care providers have indicated that they will no longer seek or renew V.A. contracts.”
What did I learn from all this confusion?
I should be thankful I can still choose which jelly to put on my morning toast.
I might start hoarding.
This week, we have two American schools that are in contention for the Nobody’s Perfect Award: Brandeis University in Boston, VS High Schools in Topeka, Kansas.
It seems the administrators of both these institutions invited two very famous ladies to talk at their universities, but…they ran into some complications they didn’t expect:
Not too long ago, Ayaan Hirsi—a woman who reminds you that all Hillary Clinton has done in life was push the wrong red button— was invited to speak at Brandeis University to receive an award for being such a great advocate for Muslim women’s rights.
After taking heat from some of its own over a decision to grant an honorary degree to an advocate for Muslim women who has made comments critical of Islam, Brandeis University withdrew the honor Tuesday night. More than 85 of the 350 faculty members signed a letter getting her booted off the honorary degree recipient. The university said in a statement that Somali-born Ayaan Hirsi Ali would no longer receive the honorary degree, which it had planned to award her at the May 18 commencement.
She was…Islamaphobic. ( I love it when liberals make up big names don’t you?)
You would be too if you had lived her life:
Ms Ali was raised a strict Muslim, survived a civil war, genital mutilation, beatings and an arranged marriage, and this was BEFORE she met Bill Clinton! (Sorry, I thought you might like to know the joke going on in my other mind))— and then, she renounced her faith and bravely worked with others to get out the message. She had to flee to the United States to save her own life.
And here’s why Brandeis University decided to cancel her: She had once said:
” Once it’s defeated, (Islam) it can mutate into something peaceful. It’s very difficult to even talk about peace now. They’re not interested in peace. I think that we are at war with Islam. And there’s no middle ground in wars.”
Yep, that’s what got her in trouble. Obama has declared, “We are not at war with Islam and never will be.”
Over 3800 online signatures tried to get her reinstated, but Hey…it’s Boston.
And then we come to Topeka, Kansas. Michelle Obama decided, at the last-minute, that she would come to Topeka’s graduation class and give a big historical shout out to the 60th anniversary of the Supreme Court, Brown vs. Board of Education,, brought against Topeka by some African-American parents.
You think Michelle would let THAT historical race market by without a big photo-op and propaganda message?
(Will she bring Oprah?)
Much to her surprise, over 2,000 people have signed a petition telling her to stay away.
Here’s what the petition said:
“We are honored to have the First Lady speak at commencement and the student body was literally crying and jumping for joy when the news was announced and we are in no way shape or form ungrateful for what the Board has done for us.
There are problems that come with the combining of the commencements. First of all, for most families in 501, money is short and we have spent hundreds of dollars buying graduation announcements that are now incorrect. The district has stated they will not refund this. Topeka High School’s graduation on its own takes approximately two and a half hours. The combining of five high schools will increase that to about six hours. With increased security the total time will be brought up to eight hours. Secondly, families have many people coming from states away taking sick leave to see the graduation. They will come to Topeka, only to find that they cannot be involved. Those with divorced families have to choose which side of the family they want to invite, this doesn’t even include siblings.”
Not to mention, everybody’s plans, and parties will be ruined because of the hordes of FBI and secret service that will be in town…streets will be shut down, hotel rooms already rented will be canceled. The ceremony will be 8 hours long and good luck finding a bathroom. Parents wait their whole lifetime for this event, but do you think that is going to stop the African Queen? Do you think she cares if people suffer by her decision?
The faculty of Topeka, Kansas who did not say, “Well, we love to have you dear, but it would be much better if we just set up a big screen and have you deliver your message from the White House.” OR —the faculty of Brandeis University who did not want to offend their Muslim men donors?
You know what? I’m picking a winner: Topeka Kansas.
It’s one thing to ruin a hero’s life Ayaan Hirsi Ali..that’s just one life, and I’ve heard her speak. Her light only grew stronger from the snub. From what she has gone through…getting ditched by a bunch of elites is a laugh.
And Michelle, If I may say so myself: It’s immensely rude, and egotistical to ruin the lives of thousands of people’s one day of jubilation, just because you want to make a political speech to help your image.
Obama’s star is fading, and that’s why we are seeing Michelle everywhere.
So, congratulations Topeka! You win! Have fun!
You have to feel sorry for the Obama’s girls. Instead of getting to go to Cancun for Spring Break, Mom decided to take them to on vacation to China. The Obama’s have now officially made it the policy that only photo’s they approve will be released…from now on. Did that stop the New York Times? NO! They sent their own photographers over to China, where they were shocked…just shocked:
The Examiner: Reporters say that they have been blocked from events, screamed at by officials, held back with red tape and told not to move from prepositioned lookouts, possibly to avoid taking embarrassing photos. On Monday, the New York Times filed a pool report about the first lady’s tour of Xi’an, a city dating to the 14th century. “Event below marred for press by obnoxious Chinese advance man screaming and shoving us behind his ever moving red tape line,” said the report. Sales of a popular t-shirt sold at stalls near the wall that show President Obama in a Mao military-style hat were temporarily banned.
Ah…banned? I bet Michelle got more than one to take home.
So, what can we say? Get used to it New York Times…it’s a new world and you work for them now. You have for the last decade, it’s just that now, you don’t have to hide it anymore.
In the meantime, Michelle and the girls got to visit all the tourist spots at our expense.
Have fun girls! I know China is boring sometimes. But..don’t worry…odds are dad will let you go back to Cancun before he gets out of office.
Yes, a gay man was fired from his job as Chef at the White House. Notice how I picked out the headline? It’s a falsehood. It was reported that the gay chef quit. If a republican President had accepted the resignation of a gay chef for whatever reason, THAT would be the headline, “GAY MAN FIRED BY GEORGE W. BUSH” insinuating that the President did not like gays.
But, in reality, he wasn’t fired, he just quit:
“Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009 and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.”
“Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.
“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”
Fancy that: Michelle Obama wanted the chef to stop making sweet things that have been made for centuries. Probably because, she was getting fat on them.
You can ‘say’ the chef quit, but in reality, Michelle forced him out. And this nobody, is proud of Yosses for sticking up for butter, eggs, and sugar. Comrade Michelle will have to find another chef to bully…or has she already?
Here’s the latest puke Obamacare propaganda film made by the moms of Jennifer Anderson, Alicia Keys, (among others) and the most famous ‘single’ mom of all: Michelle Obama who claims she is being obnoxious because she loves you. That’s why I suppose, Obama has to lie every single day: He loves us.
I’m going to have NIGHTMARES tonight after watching this.
Notice how they all say how “bad” those kids of theirs were? In other words, only mom is an angel, and in the words of Michelle Obama “you guys are knuckleheads.”
Even if your 28, you’re still a child, and the state needs to take care of you.
Hey, I’m sure every one of these RICH kids could afford their own medical bills, they don’t NEED Obamacare, so if you happen to be that 32-year-old child who is feeling bad after watching this because these moms care for you…
Write them a letter and ask them to pay for yours. After all, they can afford it…you can’t.
Do I sound pissed off? Good.
This week, we have two sports bloopers: The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
The first blooper came last week, when the ever long-suffering Post Office printed up a whole line of new stamps to honor Michelle Obama’s “let’s just move, so I can be known for doing something besides spending your money ” obesity program for kids. But, at the event in which the stamps were revealed… it seems the first lady was a gasped at the thought that the kids might get some dangerous ideas from the stamps.
Yes….cannonballs, headstands, swinging on a swing, running, playing basketball without a helmet—- standing AND breathing, are now all considered dangerous by the Obama’s
“Three of the stamps in the fifteen stamp series raised safety concerns among sports figures on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition. The stamps in question depicted children performing a cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads, and doing a headstand without a helmet. The unsafe depictions came to light after USPS Marketing chief Nagisa Manabe asked Michelle Obama to take part in a first day ceremony for the stamps. That was apparently the first time the stamps had been reviewed by the Sports Council.”
Maybe they should have gotten someone named Mike as the Marketing chief.
I’m not so sure we can blame this on the Post Office, who right now, have their share of problems…like going bankrupt in a few days. (Or is it hours?) But, until they can come up with some starvation stamps…you know..kids not drinking milk, or eating pancakes, giving their food to the poor in India, —- the Post office will have to take the hit.
Funny, I couldn’t find out how much it cost to print those stamps anywhere.
And then there’s that lovable but hyperirritable sportscaster Bob Costos. Once again, Bob got the nudge from Obama to open his mouth to utter this ridiculous hyperbole:
That’s right. Bob claims the name REDSKINS is a slur. so….I found a bunch of “nobodies” on the internet who had this to say about Bob’s hypersensitivity to the color of anybody skin. Red or black.
Dr. Elephant: He is suddenly offended at “redskins”, but call Sarah Palin a “redneck” and he will just giggle.
Nobody: Dr. Elephante—He also just called anyone who was upset by his comments “any negative reaction comes from an extreme fringe.” I’m insulted, how about you?
The Grim Reaper: I consider “president” followed by Obama to be a slur….
TSH7623: Maybe you’re right Bob. Maybe we can achieve utopia by letting enlightened sports commentators and politicians gut all societies of anything that might possibly offend anyone. Why don’t you set a good example for everyone and stop vomiting your rotten-brained political correctness all over people who are trying to enjoy a GAME.
The Real Killer: Maybe Costos should rename himself “Cost Us” …in honor of his man-crush, Boy Baraka…and push for naming the team the same way….the Thinskins.
Victory Man: “Announcers”….I call them the “Medical mouthpieces”…..”So tell me coach, I know wide receiver Ralph Smith broke his leg on the last play before halftime, but, do you think he’ll be back in action for the second half”….”There’s a break in the action, so I must report that the band aid on the quarterback’s elbow has been replaced with a fresh one…back to you in the booth.”
Lazypadawoon: Maybe instead of changing the name, why not just replace the Indian with a potato? (rim shot)
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Is it the Post Office? After all, this is not the first time they have thrown out stuff: Dolly Parton’s free library books are a favorite trash bin Post Office item all across the country. And don’t go caroling near one any time soon, Christmas carolers are NOT allowed—-unless of course you are there to buy the Muslim Holiday celebration stamps, ordered by Obama.
Or is it Bob Costas? Bob’s parroting of Obama’s every racially offensive whim insults my own parakeet, who frankly, has more common sense.
No…I’m afraid the prize goes to the Obamas. Congratulations Obamas…you win AGAIN!
Yes— Mr. and Mrs. Obama—-Who like the wasteful spenders that they are, love to dictate our lives down to our Muslim stamps, what our kids can do at playtime, and how skin color is the most important factor in deciding our sports names.
Really. I wish I had a team to honor MY white skin.
As for Obama— for a President to even bring up this petty subject, while by his own admission, the whole world is going to be destroyed within hours—-is a serious dereliction of duty.
It borders on impeachment.
Clearly. The Obama stamps will be here before he leaves office.
Which, is good news. Do you really think Obama would let the Post Office close before he got his own face put on a Forever Stamp?
Not gonna happen.
This very ‘emotional’ gun control rant by Mochelle is so soppy with fakeness, it’s almost laughable. She has shifted from caring about the fat kids, to now caring about the fact that the fat kids need to feel safe, and not just from guns, but from all the evils of society, and unlike her, who had everything handed to her on a silver platter, those poor darlings don’t.
Here we see the combination of two agenda’s: Outlaw all guns, and move the black people into really NICE white neighborhood that the white people have been living in: Obama and Mochelle are going to give MORE than just food stamps!
You poor black people are going to get the BEST FROM HUD!!!
CNSNews.com) – To ensure that “every American is able to choose to live in a community they feel proud of,” HUD has published a new fair-housing regulation intended to give people access to better neighborhoods than the ones they currently live in. The goal is to help communities understand “fair housing barriers” and “establish clear goals” for “improving integrated living patterns and overcoming historic patterns of segregation.” “This proposed rule represents a 21st century approach to fair housing, a step forward to ensuring that every American is able to choose to live in a community they feel proud of – where they have a fair shot at reaching their full potential in life,” said HUD Secretary Shaun Donovan. -
(Nobody suggest they start with Beverly Hills)
Nope. Obama can’t give you a job, but he can sure get you out of the Ghetto, where black drug dealers won’t kill you anymore!
What is so funny about this is that in my neck of the woods, they just spent over $ 1.3 million dollars giving the black kids a brand new, state of the art high school, and the kids did so badly, the school lost it’s accreditation. So now, 1300 students are being shipped to white neighborhoods, where the schools aren’t even half as nice. Even though they spent all that money, it was still considered to be the most dangerous high school in the city.
Nobody Remembers the old saying: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink…
Her last sentence is a real screamer. Michelle would have been shot at 15…if ONLY.
I guess the cell phones were just not enough.
Michelle Obama, just told the world, at a conference for women in Africa, why she is spending serious taxpayer money on monthly vacations around the world: she is just not digging hanging out at that prison called the White House:
It went like this:
Because it can sometimes be a little confining, living in the White House is sometimes like living in a “really nice prison,” First Lady Michelle Obama said Tuesday, according to remarks sent to the press. No, there are prison elements to it,” Mrs. Obama responded. “But it’s a really nice prison, so –”
“But with a chef,” former First Lady Laura Bush reminded the crowd
.“You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama said. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”
Hey, Michelle. Come to my house. We’ll trade. How many American would LOVE to be confined to the White House for eight years? A house where you never have to do your laundry, cook a meal, wash a window, mow a lawn, and eat the best cuisine in the world anytime you want.
–especially, when you then— get to go anywhere in the world and it doesn’t cost you a dime. Want to get out of the White House? How about a trip to the local mall— in Spain? Are all those hundreds of Christmas Trees in the White House getting you down? (that you did NOT have to put up) Well, take the girls to a skiing trip in Aspen! Or Europe. How about Paris? That’s right…just get out of that house Michelle, where you are SO miserable. A trip to Africa? Hey, why not?
Or, how about the Bahamas? And then there the many Hawaiian vacations…aren’t you due for another? Oh my god, we had NO idea. You poor thing.
Michelle Obama makes Marie Antoinette look like an orphan from Zimbabwe. Poor Michelle. She suffers so. Let’s send her our sincerest condolences…Or not. Spoken like the spoiled IMMATURE brat that she is. Cookie Roberts tried to come to her rescue, by saying this:
Martha Washington, our first First Lady, wrote in the first year that she was First Lady, she wrote to her niece that she felt like a ‘Chief State Prisoner,’” Roberts said.
Trying to save her face. But Martha Washington never said it in public. Martha Washington ran a farm, Michelle, on the other hand, like her husband, seems to be only able to run her mouth.
The difference between Martha and Michelle can be summed up in three words. Mrs. Washington– was a lady.
If it’s any consolation Michelle, many of us wish you weren’t even there. I personally will pray every day, that you get released from the “prison” that you so abhor.
Obama’s Easter Sunday
“It drives me crazy when the captains of the religious right are always calling us back…for blacks to be back in the back of the bus…for women to be back in the kitchen…for immigrants to be back on their side of the border.”
Gee…Nobody Knows how difficult it was for our President to hear and keep silent, when Pastor Luis Leon said these very mean and nasty words at Easter Sunday Service. Obviously it had nothing to do with the resurrection of Jesus, or even Jesus’ message of love.
Nobody Knows, but Nobody can guess that the Obama’s knew that Pastor’s would say these things because for 20 years in Chicago, their old pastor said the very same stuff. The Obama’s felt right at home.
Nobody Knows how come Bill O’Reilly got so mad at Laura Ingram tonight because she was suggesting to him that maybe when he said the words about people “thumping the Bible” it was a poor choice of words. But boy, did he get mad. He was arguing semantics, but it didn’t matter if he was right or wrong…you are insulting people who believe in the Bible. It’s pretty simple..but O’Reilly kept insisting he was right, even though he wasn’t. See video here.
Me thinks O’Reilly had just a little too much lemon juice in that water.
Mapping the Human Brain
This from Army Time:
The Defense Department’s pioneer research arm will play a major role in President Obama’s ambitious plan to map the human brain.
The White House announced Tuesday the launch of the BRAIN Initiative — standing for Brain Research through Advancing Innovative Neurotechnologies — that will include $100 million for the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, the National Science Foundation and the National Institutes of Health to develop technologies to explore and understand brain function.
Nobody Knows why the ARMY has to do this, unless they want mind controlled soldiers. Or mind controlled citizens. This doesn’t sound good. We need to all get locked helmets. But Nobody Thinks that if the money was used to figure out why our politicians are such idiots, and how to make them smarter, it might be well spent.
Nobody Knows why the Associated Press declared that they will no longer use the term “illegal immigrant.”
From the Weekly Standard;
At a “workshop” for the film 42 in the State Dining Room of the White House, First Lady Michelle Obama told the assembled guests that “this is your house, too.” Michelle Obama thanked the Hollywood actors for making it to the White House. “I want to thank Harrison Ford — I’ve wanted to say that for a while. (Laughter.) Harrison Ford. So you think you trip because I’m here? I’m tripping out — (laughter) — because he’s here. And look at this stage — Mr. Harrison Ford, Chadwick Boseman — he’s as cute as he was in the movie.
Okay…gag me now. What Michelle was really saying to those Hollywood movie stars was this house is YOUR house, for the right contributions.
Nobody Knows that I am, for a short time, also posting a few pieces that you won’t see here, over at the blog of the Master of Wit and Insight…Doug Powers…Go to: “The Powers That Be.” and join in!
He has some really great readers!
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Evidently, Michelle Obama would rather wear a real hot sexul outfit to a Kids Choice Award, than anything that would give the kids the idea that she was actually a “MOM.” My self, I think if I were her— I would have had second thoughts about the “skinny” jeans. That’s the biggest front zipper that I’ve ever seen! Or did she stable that together? Doesn’t the White House have Mirrors?
Do I sound catty? Well? Sure I do! Even in Las Vegas, that’s a bit…suggestive. But then again, all the Obama’s got left is “style.” The substance is just not there. And…where are the bangs?
And for the amount of money it costs for the taxpayers to send her there, they could have left open the White House for another four years.
So, the only answer to this problem, is to reopen the White House and put them up in a Holiday Inn. After all, it’s being remodeled anyway…how much is THAT costing?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
A new standard in First Lady fashion.
$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker. Many thanks to the 51% that voted them back in!
Nobody Gets Email
Wow….do ya think this liberal ‘chick’ smoked enough dope in her lifetime? Like hey dude…don’t disrespect Mom and Dad Obama. Really…this is some kind of time warp. I’m almost positive I met her at the Grateful Dead Concert in 1969. I have no idea how she has stayed looking so young! And to think: She has FANS.
When did headbands come back in style? What did I miss?
Beam me up Scottie.
And this is what she is upset about. The beautiful and brilliant Michelle Malkin is making fun of her mommy.
Oh…the nerve. It’s a good think Michelle didn’t ask me to be in the video..I’m afraid Liberal Chick would have demanded my arrest.
Kudo’s to Michelle. I hope she makes more…one a week would be nice. I’m not sure Liberal Chick knows what year it is, so it will drive her crazy.
This week, I wrote about how the movie Lincoln was being used by the democrats as a “propaganda” film, to enforce the idea of further empowering the office of the Presidency, and I had forgotten about Bill Clinton introducing the movie at the Golden Globes last January. (more proof that this has been the plan all along.) Bill Clinton is helping the “Obama needs to be ‘Lincoln” fantasy” once more…in May:
Former President Bill Clinton is the 2013 recipient of the Lincoln Leadership Prize — the first time a former U.S. president has been awarded the prize, The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library Foundation announced Tuesday. The leadership award honors “outstanding individuals for a lifetime of service in the spirit of President Abraham Lincoln,” and those who “manifest great strength of character, individual conscience, and an unwavering commitment to the defining principles of democracy,” the foundation said in a written news release.
Last week campaign disclosure reports revealed that Hillary Clinton had finally retired the debt from her 2008 presidential campaign—with a little help from the guy who beat her, Barack Obama. Clinton’s debt once totaled more than $20 million, although it had dwindled to about $250,000 by last year. That’s when a team of top Obama donors decided to surprise Clinton, and thank her for her loyal service, by raising enough money to pay off her bills.
Evidently, the love fest between Obama and Hillary grows…it wasn’t easy to get that money….Nobody Knows..just why Obama and the Clinton’s are so close? Just what is in this for the Clinton’s? Obama’s Vice Presidency? Mmmmmmm?
In the meantime, they continue their song and dance! (See my little Jibjab!)
Last week, two of my readers sent me the same article to read, written by an Australian named Hal G.P. Colebatch in the American Spectator. It was called–His Queeg Moment. The author insinuated in the article that Obama was just…well, incompetent, much ike Captain Queeg in the famous book, The Caine Mutiny.
What to make of this? I feel like the teacher who is reading her students papers and wondering…”What did I do wrong here?” LOL! So, perhaps, it is time for a test. No cheating. Those who fail the test will receive a, “Queeg was just a stupid Captain– Obama is a Marxist.” bumper sticker.
1. The Democratic Party under Obama is the party of (a) honesty (b) a balanced budget (c) small government (d) fiscal responsibility (e) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mao, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Bill Ayers.
2. Obama in his first term made mandates for (a) Universal Health Care (b) gay rights (c) women’s rights (d) Union rights (f) black rights to beat up whites without repercussions (g) rights for Muslims (h) rights for Michelle to control what everybody eats (i) rights for the Vice President to remain an idiot (j) A President’s right to take million dollar vacations every month.
3. Are Obama’s mentors and friends insane, or like Queeg, just incompetent? (a) Bill Ayers (Insane or incompetent? (b) Leon Penatta (Insane or Incompetent?) (c) Colin Powell (Insane or incompetent?) (d) Reverend Wright (insane or incompetent?) (e) Jeffery Immelt (Insane or incompetent?) (f) Hillary Clinton (Insane or incompetent?) (g) Karl Marx (Insane or incompetent? )
4. To make our country strong again we must (a) strengthen our military (b) protect our borders (c) cut waste and fraud out of all government agencies (d) get rid of all government unions (e) get tough with China (f) pass term limits (g) give Obama two more terms.
5. Obama wants America to (a) trust him (b) believe he is the savior of the world (c) make him President for life (d) build him a new Oval Office (e) give him all their guns (f) stop hurting each other playing football (g) make Beyoncé his new personal advisor.
7. The reason Mitt Romney lost the election was (a) he tried to kill the family dog. (b) he tried to kill a lady who had cancer (c) he beat Obama too badly in the first debate (d) he made his money all by himself. (e) Clint Eastwood made fun of a chair and was not nominated to run on the ticket as VP.
8. The Republican Party lost because (a) most people thought John McCain was running again (b) Obama had more rappers campaigning for him. (c) Obama had more foreign money coming in (d) Republican voters couldn’t figure out how to work the voting machines, and just couldn’t get to the polls so they were disenfranchised (e) Republicans don’t know how to work computers (f) they don’t own buses (g) Rahm Emanuel threatened to cut off the middle finger of Chris Christie.
9. Only one of these people were mentioned at Obama’s inaugural address: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Tom Edison or Barney…which one?
10. The whole middle East has fallen to Muslim Brotherhood during Obama’s last four years because of (a) Facebook (b) too many hot people, not enough air-conditioning (c) American gay military men on their borders (d) right-wing conspiracies (e) Eric Holder’s fast and furious guns were sold to al Quada without specific instructions leaving them no other alternative but to throw rocks (f) Obama’s first speech at the beginning of his Presidency promised all Muslims who came unto him, 99 virgins, and a lifetime admission to Las Vegas, and they are really trying hard to get there.
11. In his next four years Obama plans to (a) outlaw football because he doesn’t know any better (b) dismantle all American’s nuclear capability because he thinks it only fair to Putin (c) give every minority in the country more food stamps and a decent house, car, cell phone, and a chance to ride on Air Force One because he thinks it’s only fair (d) kiss Joe Biden on the lips to show he supports gays (e) Take over Africa, and build himself a mansion in his hometown of Kenya (f) sell as much as America as he can to the highest bidder (g) demand that Islam is taught in all our schools (h) change his current course of economic ignorance which is destroying the country, and go back to Harvard to get a degree in economics while sacrificing two years of golf time to do so.
The final question on your test is to write an essay as to the differences between a Captain of a ship who got scared in a storm, to an American President who had every intention of destroying the Unites States as it is, because he was trained by Marxists to do just that.
Also, explain why New Orleans had a blackout in the middle of the Superbowl: Was it (a) The Superdome was put back together after Katrina by the lowest HUD bidder (b) The Mayor of New Orleans forgot to pay the electrical bill (c) The Ghost of Captain Qeeeg decided to make an appearance during halftime (d) Beyoncé’s show blew more fuses than China had on backup (e) Obama was at the game, and somehow when Beyonce flicked her hip, he winced, and the flies on his face were thrown off, only to land on a nearby squirrel, which jumped on an electrical line, and fried, .and caused the lights to go out.
Extra points will be given if you can explain why we need drones in American cities.
You have…ten minutes.
Professor of Nobody U.