Hands down, Ted Cruz wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
He said THIS in an interview when speaking about Obama’s ‘deal’ with Iran:
“If this deal goes through, the Obama administration will become the leading financier of terrorism against America in the world.”
He added: “I’ve heard this referred to before as the ‘Jihadist Stimulus Bill.'”
I am opposed to the Iran deal, but @SenTedCruz is way over the line on the Obama terrorism charge. Hurts the cause.
Wow. What cause is that Mitt? The “Be nice kiddies” cause? “Way over the line?” Really Mitt? What is this? Romper room policy?
This is the usual, “Shut up, don’t say bad things, be nice, be good boys and girls…just shut up.”
Bob Dole was nice. John McCain was NICE. Mitt was so nice, I almost thought the Mormons became Quakers. They lost the elections. George W. Bush has been so nice, he’s taking up painting pictures of himself. My god, Obama destroyed every victory in Iraq that Bush could claim, and what does he do?
He paints a picture of himself in the shower. Such a good boy.
Ted is Nobody’s Fool. He saw the perfect opportunity to shine:
“So Mitt Romney’s tweet today said, ‘Gosh, this rhetoric is not helpful.’ Cruz said. “John Adams famously said, ‘Facts are stubborn things.’ Describing the actual facts is not using rhetoric; it is called speaking the truth. Part of the reason that Mitt Romney got clobbered by Barack Obama is because we all remember that third debate where Barack Obama turned to Mitt and said, ‘I said the Benghazi attack was terrorism and no one is more upset by Benghazi than I am.’ And Mitt, I guess listening to his own advice, said, ‘Well gosh, I don’t want to use any rhetoric. So okay, never mind. I’ll just kind of rearrange the pencil on the podium here. We need to stand up and speak the truth with a smile. The truth has power and every time we have Republicans who shy away — who don’t want to engage, who don’t want to speak the truth — we lose.”
THAT’s telling em’ Ted!
So, congratulations Ted Cruz! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week..and not just because I have a fondness for John Adams.
And thank you too Mitt Romney for showing America once again, WHY we need new leaders.
That’s the game I think of with the upcoming elections in November, and already the two opposing teams: Team Obama Utopia, and Team GOP WHO ARE WE? are getting ready to rumble.
God, don’t you just hate sports metaphors? Obama doesn’t. He uses them all the time, but last week on Meet the Press, he went with duck metaphors, rushing forward— head down, helmet energized–with what HE thought was a solid kick— but it was intercepted by no other than the GOP’s only rah-rah quarterback that seems to be talking at the moment–Mitt Romney.
If you compare Obama’s interview with Romney’s–it was obvious old school colors were good to see again; Obama looked very spiffy in his thousand dollar suit and new golf tan, but basically he came up with the same old excuses as to why he just can’t seem to control the ball:
“There are days where I’m not getting enough sleep, because we’ve got a lot on our plate,” he said. “You know, when you’re, when you’re president of the United States, you’re not just dealing with the United States” but also leading the international response to crises around the world, as his administration is in responding to conflicts in Ukraine and the Middle East, as well as the outbreak of Ebola in Africa.
“You know, our inbox gets pretty high.”
The crowd thinks that he doesn’t even KNOW where the inbox is, let alone the plate. He’s had six years to find sleep: Maybe he should put a pillow in his golf cart.
Is the inbox lost in Lois Lerner’s lost hard drive? Is that why so many people are seeing the quarterback getting a hot dog during half time, while the team is getting slaughtered? As for not getting enough sleep? Too many campaign parties, so little time. It’s just so tough being him.
“It is always a challenge when you’re supposed to be on vacation. Because you’re followed everywhere. And part of what I’d love is a vacation from … the press,” he said.
Yes, the team is losing and the star quarterback is dining on champagne in the governor’s box. He just went up there for a quick cigar and some caviar at halftime. NOBODY was suppose to know, but some damn joker had a camera. While all photos’ of the star player are supposed to get his approval, he just can’t catch those damn people who call themselves journalists and who have very expansive cell phones. If not for them, nobody would know how many millions of normal lives he upsets in one day. He really needs a vacation from them all.
The FINAL INSULT:
“There’s no doubt that — after having talked to the families, where it was hard for me to hold back tears listening to the pain that they were going through — after the statement that I made, that you know, I should’ve anticipated the optics.”
Yes, there he was caught in the party room, where they have an indoor driving range, and one of his players had just been killed on the field. It didn’t look good that the quarterback was laughing, so in his statement to the press, he told everyone that just SECONDS before, he was holding back tears.
Nobody believed it. Everybody wants to know, ‘Where’s the damn ball?”
You see, in Obama’s football world, nobody knows where the ball is.
The damn ball, is being held by the star quarterback, who is keeping it in his locker room, to bring out at the last-minute. He figures, if HE has the ball, and nobody can find it, maybe everybody will go home and he WILL win the game.
In other words, Obama forces the rules of the game to change, so he always win.
“I want to spend some time, even as we’re getting all our ducks in a row for the executive action, … to make sure that the public understands why we’re doing this, why it’s the right thing for the American people, why it’s the right thing for the American economy,” Obama told Chuck Todd on NBC News’ “Meet the Press.”
(Don’t you love a President who thinks running the country is like putting ducks in a row?”)
Well, football is a game, but being President isn’t and Obama thinks it is. It’s all a game, and it’s all about winning the game, and since the American people are AGAINST amnesty, (And it IS an impeachable offense) he has to hold on to that ball, so that he can bring it out for a touchdown right at the end of the game–so that they won’t have any time to impeach him.
It’s the game plan, but last week, Mitt Romney, the only quarterback who lost the last game against team Obama, due to his many fumbles, got the ball back…if only for a few glorious minutes.
In the game of football, you only get one chance to win.
In the game of Presidential elections, sometimes the other team wins by not playing by the rules.
And Obama NEVER plays by the rules.
So, in order to win the next Presidential election, we need a man who will not only point out that Obama is breaking the rules, but if he has to, break a few rules to stop him.
I think in this case, all gloves should be off. (Wait…wrong sport.)
Right about now, the crowd is looking for blood. We want hockey! We want someone to take the ball from Team Obama and smash him over the head with it on their way to victory.
Metaphorically speaking, of course. ( Hi NSA!)
We want to hear….something like this:
This WAS the best touchdown Mitt Romney ever scored!
Too bad, it didn’t happen on the field.
“Some even believe we are a part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty and I am proud of it.”
– David Rockefeller from his book, David Rockefeller: Memoirs.
“We shall have world government, whether or not we like it. The question is only whether world government will be achieved by consent or by conquest.”
– James Warburg (Rothschild Banking Agent 1950)
“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.” – David Rockefeller
Are you ready to rumble? Are you ready for the New World Order? Yeah, me either.
I watched an excellent educational program on the History Channel last weekend called, “The Men Who Built America.” It was all about John Rockefeller, Dale Carnegie, and J.P. Morgan. They were the ‘titans’ of capitalism, and they created the biggest monopolies on the planet—-but they did build the country. They were ruthless in their business, and it was all about winning, being the richest, having the most monopolies—-and they competed against each other with almost malevolent passion. But it was competition that helped build the America we know: Rockefeller’s gas, J.P. Morgan’s electric, and Carnegie steel.
Under these men, the workers worked for pittances. During the Industrial revolution, men worked long hours, lived in poverty, and the gap between the rich and the poor was great.
Then along came Henry Ford. He gave his men higher wages, decent hours, the assembly line, and bought the age of prosperity to America. He wisely knew that the more cars he sold the better it was for everybody. While the titans of Rockefeller and Carnegie believed in crushing all competition, Ford thought competitions was a good thing. Pretty soon, all the companies were copying his model of business. The middle class was built. The 20th century was America’s glory.
And then, Teddy Roosevelt, a man that all three of the Titans were afraid of, became President, and government actually broke up Standard Oil into many companies— but Rockefeller had shares in every single company that Standard Oil was split into and became even richer.
J.P. Morgan had so much money, he once bailed out the government..thus forever bonding Wall Street and the government to serve each other forever.
And if you don’t think the Wall Street of today, rules the country, all you have to remember is how President George W. Bush bailed out Wall Street. (With OUR money)
I was surprised (although not shocked ) to learn that while the three titans of old fought and did horrible things to each other in business, that didn’t stop them from working together to buy an American Presidents. They just did it. They planned it out, than each gave millions to William McKinley and he won. He left them alone. Rockefeller even went over McKinley’s speeches.
You don’t have to be smart to realized, that our Presidents, and our Congress are still elected by power and money. They decide WHO goes on the tickets…whenever possible.That’s called, sorry to report: A plutocracy.
We have Oligarchs too.
Now we are in the 21st century, and we find ourselves back in the same hole we were before. The gap between the rich and poor grows bigger every day. We have two economies, the stock market where the rich play their global stocks, and the ‘service’ economy, where the disappearing middle class exists. American manufacturing has been transferred to other countries, like China. Whether our Titians moved their companies because of the high taxes or because they just see a bigger market, hardly matters to the us now. But in the 21st century we have 500 titans, instead of 3, and if the 20th century was all about America, the 21st is not about America at all.
It’s about global multinational companies and their dividends.
It’s why Bush was always warning us about isolationism, and Obama is shocked that Putin is actually working for his country. Nationalism is not supported by ANY of the big 500 countries. Their plans are to get into those countries and make money. They like to think they are building a better world, but it’s obvious what they have done.
They have REALLY screwed it up. There may be more “middle’ class in China, but it’s still a communist country. And they like communism. They really do. It’s much better for the bottom line. All you need to buy off is one man, instead of hundreds. It saves money.
Our modern day J.P. Morgan was Mitt Romney and he really was no different than Obama on policy. He believed in cap and trade, amnesty, abortion rights, and universal health care. The only difference was he was a money guy. Obama only knows how to spend money, not make it. But if debt is a prerequisite for the New World Order, than Obama was the perfect pick:
“The one aim of these financiers is world control by the creation of inextinguishable debts.” – Henry Ford, Industry Giant
So, you and I , the ones who don’t WANT to become global citizens, are slowly being programmed. The politicians are so much in the global multinational pockets that they got the Supreme Court to pass that “companies are people” who have a right to your property, but maybe not people enough to not obey Obamacare…because universal healthcare is the globalists (which are liberals and rinos’ ) agenda. (Watch carefully what happens to Hobby Lobby.)
That’s why the Rino’s won’t ever repeal it. That’s why BOTH parties said Ted Cruz shut down the government. He didn’t…THEY did. But look how they can twist the truth.
That’s why patriotic American “nationalists” are attacked by both parties. It’s been on the agenda for a looooooooooog time. American, has to be downsized. The New World Order is NOT a conspiracy.
Don’t believe me? Read their quotes here. Don’t be a fool, these men are working behind the scenes to bring this about. But unlike Rockefeller and Carnegie, who spent their own money, these titans are using our money to build it.
That’s why they need an internet tax, and a cap and trade tax. They want to keep their vast fortunes.
The NSA is just enough about multinational spying, as government spying. ( I don’t believe them when they say they don’t do it, do you?) We have blurred into an almost obscene fascism, where information is sold by the internet companies on where you shop, and the government sells YOUR information to the companies.
America is being transformed to fit into their global corporate government, where only the individual who works for the company will get his ideas on the market. All patents must be owned by the monopoly.
In the mean time, so we don’t get what’s up…they keep our eyes on the lost Boeing 777.
It’s lost. Or was it shot down? Or is it in a bunker? There is so much misinformation about it all, what can any of us believe?
While I’m pretty depressed tonight about the future of our country, I do know one thing…history has shown that even in the darkest hours, some do rise up, and miracles do happen.
Can David’s beat the Goliaths of the world? Yep.
“I think there are 25,000 individuals that have used offices of powers, and they are in our Universities and they are in our Congresses, and they believe in One World Government. And if you believe in One World Government, then you are talking about undermining National Sovereignty and you are talking about setting up something that you could well call a Dictatorship – and those plans are there!” – Congressman Ron Paul at an event near Austin, Texas on August 30th, 2003
This week we have our “What button?” new Secretary of State, Swifty Boat Captain, John Kerry, stating that the USSR was no threat to any and the cold war was over and then making fun of Sarah Palin AND Mitt Romney for claiming that yes, Russia is to be watched.
And they were RIGHT. Russia has invaded the Ukraine.
And so, still in shock at the fact that he was wrong, and how it’s just not in his cultural upbringing to even think that Russia would even DARE act unlike a fellow civilized member of Harvard, John Kerry, said this:
“It would be very difficult for me to understand how Russia would reconcile its position on Libya, its position on Syria, its warnings against intervention in another country and then not respect the sovereignty of Ukraine and the will of the people there,” Kerry said.
“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as a sort of continuation of the Cold War, we don’t see it that way,” Kerry said Wednesday on “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on MSNBC. “We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States — this is not ‘Rocky IV.’”
“It’s an incredible act of aggression…It is a really a stunning willful choice by President Putin to invade to another country.
“You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext isolate Russia with respect to this invasion. “
And neither did the alligator, who for years, has had no fear from any other creature on the planet. Why be swallowed by a mere snake? Impossible! To think, that silly crane, and that turtle warned him…really. Don’t they know NOBODY would dare to attack him?
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Why, John Kerry of course! An alligator, had a real disadvantaged. He can’t read.
Evidently, John Kerry doesn’t either, but he could take out a few history books…you know. Just to make us all feel a bit safer…he is after all…
OR—-John “Benedict Arnold Boehner”: It’s All About the Principles, Stupid.
“It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate and tireless minority keen on setting brushfiires of freedom in the minds of men. ” —Sam Adams.
The Republican Party is at war. A few very brave men have been fighting for America and its people, against a very old, entrenched, powerful old boys club. The NSA reports must be overwhelmed with angry conservatives, because John Boehner, (old, entrenched man) GOP Speaker of the House, just couldn’t take it anymore.
Last week the Congress actually passed a budget…with the help of Paul Ryan. Except once again, the democrats win.
Tell me, why do they always win?
Paul Ryan and John Boehner want you to think they can never win. They have already given up. All that really matters to them, is they get to stay in that wonderful seat of power for more years of their lives.
I quite liked Paul Ryan when he came out last year. Like Sarah Palin, he was brought onto the ticket by the progressives in power, to get the majority of American conservatives to the polls. Mitt Romney had implemented Obamacare in Massachusetts, and the people didn’t like that one bit. He really needed help. They showed off Paul, everyone fell in love with him, and then they hid him. But, unlike Sarah Palin, who refused to go to Washington and bow to the big dogs, Paul has fallen in line with them.
John Boehner blamed the tea party for shutting down the government last week—he was attacking them viciously as if he had NOTHING to do with it,
No,no…John was just a puppet in the whole thing.
A principled man would not have done something against his own nature, John…but hey, what do you know about principles?
Here’s their argument and they are all sticking to it: We are powerless, so, just vote us in again next time, and we’ll fix it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Here’s the deal John: We don’t believe you anymore.
Paul was so excited, about the fact that there was going to BE no shutdown he said this:
To really do what we think needs to be done, we are going to have to win some elections.”
Gee…you’re getting off to a fine start, both of you. Big help there. Attack freedom loving, life loving, patriotic Americans. Talk just like Obama. Ignore the Marxist in your White House. Blame the people for everything. You’re just there to slap us all down when we act up, right?
Obama blames the republicans, and the republicans blame…the people.
What genius thought up that strategy?
So what did Paul get for his “I’m as helpless as a milkweed in a windstorm” attitude?
Spending has been increased by $63 billion, deficits will increase over the next 3 years, but fraudulent money won’t be going to prisoners anymore. (We’ll just send it to the illegal’s who will then send it to their friends in jail.) The federal government spends $3.8 trillion a year, and just like Iran, nobody can stop that.
Sixty-two House Republicans voted against the Boehner-backed budget deal Thursday, requiring dozens of Democratic votes to pass it. So, I suppose Bonehead thinks that all the independent democrats are going to vote Republican. He doesn’t need those radical conservatives anymore.
What happens if they have an election and we all stay home?
Here’s the good news: The leader of the Republican Party was so mad I wanted to send him a Uncle Sid Duck Dynasty Chia Doll for Christmas. John Boehner is tired of having to “Like’ those radical people in House., and he basically told the America conservative people last week to— “$&% Off!”
“They’re misleading their followers,” Boehner, R-Ohio, told reporters at the Capitol. “I just think that they’ve lost all credibility.”
John, we’re not misled. And the only one who has lost credibility is you. But then again, I don’t think you ever had any. What Nobody Wonders is why would he do such a stupid thing? Knock his own party so viscously?
Any man or woman of principle would have a hard time being friends with liars, cheaters, and egomanicas. But the GOP progressives Rino’s always turn the other cheek.
We don’t want them to turn the other cheek, we want them to fight for us. Fight! Fight!
In the end, Bongino (x Presidential body guard) had the best comeback to John Boehner’s angry rant:
“America’s best days are ahead, and you and your fellow insiders and cronyists and ‘party before country’ loyalists, on both sides of the aisle, can bathe in your titles and power now, but understand that I, and many others, have dedicated our lives to draining the dirty water from the bathtub. Consider yourself served,”.
So, dear John: Take a good hard look, at the principled man. The man who thinks giving in to tyrants in order to keep yourself comfy, is treasonous.
The man who puts his country before himself.
Better get your golf clubs out, because he is not going away.
NOBODY NOTES on Templates: This one is called Timeline: And I promise, once I settle on one, I will get a picture up.
This year’s CPAC was full of surprises. Every year, the candidate who won the straw poll, usually went on to win the nomination for the party, but this year, Karl Rove has his work cut out for him–it was the libertarian Rand Paul who won—Marco Rubio came in second, probably due to the fact that Ann Coulter ripped him to shreds about his immigration issues. As great as Rubio is: he is on board with amnesty, which would make him a good VP for Jeb Bush, and as Ann pointed out, you get amnesty, you get democrats forever more.
I bet Rubio didn’t see that coming. Nobody can steamroll you like Ann.
Already this morning Karl Rove was on some talk show, telling everyone that Rand Paul just got lucky and took a propitious moment doing the filibuster, because Eric Holder screwed up by not answering his questions on drones, and he ran with it. Karl thought it was smart, but then he went on another one of his famous Rove attacks. Why, nobody knows that Rand Paul would have arrested Anwar Al-Awlaki instead of killing him with a drone. Americans, don’t know how bad Rand Paul would be on protecting us.
I’ve heard Rand Paul talk about this incident, and he has said time and again that he is not against using drones in a war zone..but when the 16-year-old, Abdulrahman Al-Awlaki, was also killed in the attack, Jay Carney had this to say about it, and Rand Paul didn’t like it much:
“I would suggest that you should have a far more responsible father if they are truly concerned about the well being of their children. I don’t think becoming an al Qaeda jihadist terrorist is the best way to go about doing your business.”
I listened to the speakers most of the day while I was cleaning my house.. all of them were good, some were boring. The crowd to me looked very small, and you have to wonder how much it costs to go there, rent a hotel, buy tickets…I know I couldn’t afford it. Republicans don’t bus people in.
Sarah Palin was amazing in her speech and form. She is becoming adept at being a great speaker, and no doubt will make most of her living off of it. She mixed the Big Gulp with the “I got the rack” joke. She was a real hit, but did she put her name in the straw poll?
No. Sarah has no intention of running. And then, after Sarah, came my favorite, Phyllis Schlafly, the grand old lady…walking slow, proud, she almost reminded me of the great Ronald Reagan. I first learned about her through Ann Coulter. To me, this woman is right up there with Margaret Thatcher. No, she never ran for office, but she has done great things for America…
Listen to this speech, it’s a winner! (start at 1.35 and skip the jokes if you like.)
Like the great Ronald Reagan, Mrs. Schlafly is a real fighter, and like Reagan she speaks with a clear, voice of reason.
She, more than anybody there…had it right. (In my Nobody Opinion)
There IS a fight for the heart and soul of the Republican party right now. This last loss was worst than the rest and Phyllis Schlafly hit the Rhino’s where it hurts. It’s probably the reason you can’t find her speech on YouTube. (I couldn’t.)
She called every one of the Republican nominees in the last decade a “bunch of losers.” And then she pointed out, who is keeping those losers at the top. Karl Rove.
“We need to have the grass roots take over these bunch of losers.”
And if there is an Rhino enemy list: in my mind, Karl Rove is right at the top, . Now, when I see Karl Rove on TV, I turn Fox off. If we all did that, sooner or later FOX would get him off of there. According to Phyllis, Karl had 400 millions to spend, on 31 candidates and he only won 7 races.
If CNN and MSNBC, are working for the Democrats, FOX has way too much time given to Karl Rove, who basically lost the last election for us. I don’t think he wanted Romney to win. If he comes out promoting Jeb Bush, then odds are, Romney’s loss was no big deal to him.
Of course the libs are already making fun of CPAC. One guy said it was as if he was watching some old outdated Moose lodge fraternity meeting. And really, that’s how they defeat us. The main points everyone made throughout the day was none of them were good at getting the message across.
The real problem is: The Republican message is very weak.
Nobody Suggests: We give Rand some help. I have been blaming George W. Bush for Obama being elected: It seems, I have been blaming the wrong person: It’s Karl Rove we need to get rid of.
Last week, two of my readers sent me the same article to read, written by an Australian named Hal G.P. Colebatch in the American Spectator. It was called–His Queeg Moment. The author insinuated in the article that Obama was just…well, incompetent, much ike Captain Queeg in the famous book, The Caine Mutiny.
What to make of this? I feel like the teacher who is reading her students papers and wondering…”What did I do wrong here?” LOL! So, perhaps, it is time for a test. No cheating. Those who fail the test will receive a, “Queeg was just a stupid Captain– Obama is a Marxist.” bumper sticker.
1. The Democratic Party under Obama is the party of (a) honesty (b) a balanced budget (c) small government (d) fiscal responsibility (e) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mao, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Bill Ayers.
2. Obama in his first term made mandates for (a) Universal Health Care (b) gay rights (c) women’s rights (d) Union rights (f) black rights to beat up whites without repercussions (g) rights for Muslims (h) rights for Michelle to control what everybody eats (i) rights for the Vice President to remain an idiot (j) A President’s right to take million dollar vacations every month.
3. Are Obama’s mentors and friends insane, or like Queeg, just incompetent? (a) Bill Ayers (Insane or incompetent? (b) Leon Penatta (Insane or Incompetent?) (c) Colin Powell (Insane or incompetent?) (d) Reverend Wright (insane or incompetent?) (e) Jeffery Immelt (Insane or incompetent?) (f) Hillary Clinton (Insane or incompetent?) (g) Karl Marx (Insane or incompetent? )
4. To make our country strong again we must (a) strengthen our military (b) protect our borders (c) cut waste and fraud out of all government agencies (d) get rid of all government unions (e) get tough with China (f) pass term limits (g) give Obama two more terms.
5. Obama wants America to (a) trust him (b) believe he is the savior of the world (c) make him President for life (d) build him a new Oval Office (e) give him all their guns (f) stop hurting each other playing football (g) make Beyoncé his new personal advisor.
7. The reason Mitt Romney lost the election was (a) he tried to kill the family dog. (b) he tried to kill a lady who had cancer (c) he beat Obama too badly in the first debate (d) he made his money all by himself. (e) Clint Eastwood made fun of a chair and was not nominated to run on the ticket as VP.
8. The Republican Party lost because (a) most people thought John McCain was running again (b) Obama had more rappers campaigning for him. (c) Obama had more foreign money coming in (d) Republican voters couldn’t figure out how to work the voting machines, and just couldn’t get to the polls so they were disenfranchised (e) Republicans don’t know how to work computers (f) they don’t own buses (g) Rahm Emanuel threatened to cut off the middle finger of Chris Christie.
9. Only one of these people were mentioned at Obama’s inaugural address: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Tom Edison or Barney…which one?
10. The whole middle East has fallen to Muslim Brotherhood during Obama’s last four years because of (a) Facebook (b) too many hot people, not enough air-conditioning (c) American gay military men on their borders (d) right-wing conspiracies (e) Eric Holder’s fast and furious guns were sold to al Quada without specific instructions leaving them no other alternative but to throw rocks (f) Obama’s first speech at the beginning of his Presidency promised all Muslims who came unto him, 99 virgins, and a lifetime admission to Las Vegas, and they are really trying hard to get there.
11. In his next four years Obama plans to (a) outlaw football because he doesn’t know any better (b) dismantle all American’s nuclear capability because he thinks it only fair to Putin (c) give every minority in the country more food stamps and a decent house, car, cell phone, and a chance to ride on Air Force One because he thinks it’s only fair (d) kiss Joe Biden on the lips to show he supports gays (e) Take over Africa, and build himself a mansion in his hometown of Kenya (f) sell as much as America as he can to the highest bidder (g) demand that Islam is taught in all our schools (h) change his current course of economic ignorance which is destroying the country, and go back to Harvard to get a degree in economics while sacrificing two years of golf time to do so.
The final question on your test is to write an essay as to the differences between a Captain of a ship who got scared in a storm, to an American President who had every intention of destroying the Unites States as it is, because he was trained by Marxists to do just that.
Also, explain why New Orleans had a blackout in the middle of the Superbowl: Was it (a) The Superdome was put back together after Katrina by the lowest HUD bidder (b) The Mayor of New Orleans forgot to pay the electrical bill (c) The Ghost of Captain Qeeeg decided to make an appearance during halftime (d) Beyoncé’s show blew more fuses than China had on backup (e) Obama was at the game, and somehow when Beyonce flicked her hip, he winced, and the flies on his face were thrown off, only to land on a nearby squirrel, which jumped on an electrical line, and fried, .and caused the lights to go out.
Extra points will be given if you can explain why we need drones in American cities.
You have…ten minutes.
Professor of Nobody U.
Anybody want to hear what I have to say about 2012? No?
Nobody Thinks this year was mutilated, as sure as a Kentucky Fried Chicken….but the main thing we are going to remember is…..is the rush of all of us stocking up on guns at the end of the year because, for the first time in history, SOMEHOW, a man who has single-handily changed America’s greatness to fast becoming a third world country, got reelected.
Yes, the election was a fraud….the race might have been close, but we’ll never know, because for the first time in America’s history, we have Hugo Chavez as President. He just has a much more expensive bombardier jacket, better teeth, and a bigger plane.
The year WAS– nothing but politics. Right down to the last day in November we were unmercifully bombarded with the fact that Mitt Romney kills dogs and people, and hides his money in the Cayman Islands. Mitt Romney somehow could not muster up the courage to call Obama what he really is: A crack head taking us all to communism on a fast bus to El Salvador.
And you know what? I CAN call the President a crack head. Since Obama became ‘President’ my neighborhood is full of them. If he can play golf with pimps, I can call him a crack head, knowing perhaps all too well that I’d better say it now…because it won’t be long before I can’t say such things.
The Republicans ran such a weak campaign, it was as if they hadn’t noticed that condoms are being handed out along with joints in our high schools, and the President lets his secret service have prostitutes at their beck and call. Mitt failed to mention that Obama, not only unfairly took the credit for killing bin Laden, but let 4 men die in Benghazi—and….not to mention, how he loves to sell guns to our enemies. And it’s not just south of the border that got Obama Guns…He’s arming half the Middle East.
When push came to shove, the Republicans were lost. They whisked Paul Ryan out..and then stupidly hid him.
They didn’t stand a chance. So now we’re stuck with a Putin understudy.
In the annals of history, Obama will look even more incredibly malevolent. What President could pull off making you and I pay for everyone else’s abortion? What President could celebrate closing our space station? Or our Military? What President could tell you that you won’t get that heart surgery after a certain age?
Obama can…YES HE CAN. And he can triple the deficit, destory our top credit rating, close down Gibson Guitars, and Hostess, and NASA , and Lucas, and even Solyndra, and thousands of strip malls all across the country, all the while offering amnesty, and drones, and setting the whole Middle East on the path to fanatical Muslim Brotherhood fairyland.
This from a man who hung out in the gay bars of Chicago.
But we had other news: It wasn’t only our country where the leaders seemed insane. Europe is starting to look like a travelogue for anarchy. Kum Jong Un thinks he is Dr. Strangelove, and the British Royals love to go naked. Prince Harry was naked in Las Vegas and Kate the new pregnant bride was naked everywhere else. I don’t know about you, but this Nobody Thinks she married the wrong Prince.
And yet, The Royals managed to have the biggest year yet, celebrating the Queen’s 60th, and naming Big Ben, Big Queen, and throwing the biggest most expensive Olympic ever seen in the Isles of Wright. Where socialized medicine will be the New British export. It was a great “green” display and a downright almost Benny Hill advertisement for the glories of socialism, the biggest propaganda display on that subject that we’ve ever seen, complete with Paul McCartney’s cracking voice at the end singing…”Live and Let Dieeeeeeeeeeeee”
And the elites get to choose, who lives and who dies in the future. But…what else is new?
Michael Phelps will no doubt lose all his gold metals someday to Lance Armstrong. Hockey…might never come back. And baseball…may give way to soccer by 2022, the year the earth might finally come to an end, because although the elites think that they might all just exist the planet, that doesn’t there’ll be any astronauts left to take them.
As far as disasters go, we had the worst drought in two -thirds of the United States. And more fires. My grass got green for one whole week…and then we had…Hurricane Sandy. Sandy hit the Jersey Shore, and Jersey Christie, stuck his finger into the union wind, and ran to the President’s side. FEMA was collecting discarded 16oz soda cups and forgetting to drop off food to the weary. By that time we were all so disgusted with politics, in our fatique we ignored how FAST they tallied the Presidential voting results, and crowned him King.
Which he is. Obama can now arrest any one of us, hold us without trial, and not even TELL anybody where we are or why…
And as if the devil himself was working for Obama–some kid went nuts and killed innocents babes at a school. Oh…and his mother was a Teapartier.
“She was from gun culture. Live free or die. That was truly her upbringing,”
You couldn’t WRITE a better power script for Obama…so next year we WILL have gun control..and once again the Supreme Court will demolish the Constitution.
They’re getting pretty good at it.
We lost some good people in 2012: Neil Armstrong, and Ray Bradbury…who befittingly died with our space program. Dick Clark— although I’m surprised they don’t stuff his body and just let it ride down the ball at midnight, in fact, I think Dick would be honored. Hell, his hair would be honored!
Whitney Houston will no longer have to give up cocaine: Opie can now claim Andy Griffith was a secret tea partier and gay: Donna Summer drag queens will get paid double on Sunday: I can finally name my next dog Fang, Phyllis Diller won’t care: and Helen Gurly Brown can get together somewhere with Nora Ephran (The lady who put the orgasim in When Harry Met Sally) and educate Joe Paterno on the finer points of child molestation.
And God Bless Mike Wallace, who had the wisdom to tell everybody that he suffered from depressions, making the rest of us feel better.
And then there was the saddest news of all. We had more soldiers commit suicide…than we lost in the war.
Mike Wallace didn’t see that one coming.
That’s another first. They served to help build a country, where they are hated, and they come home to a country, where they WILL be disarmed, and ignored, and if you think Obama has nothing to do with our finest men and women committing suicide, think again.
Yes, we are Kentucky Fried…unless…we arm ourselves with the truth.
And that’s why I’m posting this link. Please…take a look. (Movie…worth it…check it out…go ahead..good stuff…)
It’s all you need to know about how this all happened.
It’s long…I know….almost an hour. But…Honey Boo Boo…believe me, can wait.
2013 will be the time the last remaining Americans stand up and say..
THIS…is our finest hour.
At that, I am almost sure…..
Okay…I’m swimming against the tide on this one.
This from Newsmax:
Ronald Reagan’s elder son Michael Reagan declares that some tea party candidates were “absolutely fools” for getting involved in moral controversies instead of concentrating on economic issues. Observers in the media have been saying that the GOP lost the presidency and the Senate because the party put up too many tea party candidates. “Social issues are important. I get involved in social issues, but those are not the issues that unite a country. What unites the country are, in fact, the economic issues.”
Oh..now it’s the Tea Party’s fault that Mitt lost the election.
Shame on you Michael.
“From what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare,” said Akin said of pregnancy caused by rape. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist.”
People took that sentence and twisted it to make the man sound like he approved of rape. That’s not what he said.
This is astounding. I did NOT take it that way. I took it that he meant that so many sexual encounters are called rape, and years later the girl says…”Oh, he really didn’t rape me.” And the guy, most of the time black, does hard time. Sometimes it’s a black stripper claiming boys raped her at a university party…remember that one? That wasn’t a legitimate rape.
In the case of ‘legitimate rape” which means a rape did occur, as terrible as that is, and BECAUSE it is terrible, the woman’s nerves are such that the baby aborts naturally. Even if a woman is having a hard time with loss of a job or a parent or another child, that does happen. I know a lot of women who have lost babies due to nerves.
And the REASON we are in such an economical mess is because morality has been thrown OUT the window. Just look at Wall Street. Look at our Generals, and politicians, and President. We are a morally bankrupt nation.
We now have more single moms being supported by the state, and kids growing up without dads, and so the taxpayer has to pay for all these kids, and that’s why Mitt lost. All those moms, many of them Latino and black, need money–and so, I just don’t get it. Morality is a big part of our economic problem.
Mitt Romney ran on nothing BUT the economy. It was the GOP, that ran all Tea Party candidates out of their jobs. Even the great Allen West–lost. (And yes, I capitalize Tea Party)
The Tea Party candidates, all of them….Were more trustworthy than any of the GOPs now in power. And that’s why they..the GOP AND the Democrats MUST get rid of them. They stand for the Constitution.
Remember Michelle Bachmann? She was the best candidate in the primaries, but they trashed her day in and day out…on purpose. She was a great Tea Party candidate. They gave her very few questions to answer during the debates.
The Tea Party is the new Jew.
The GOP wanted this guy removed. He did not fit into their global plans. obviously Michael Reagan has bought on to the GOP globalization plans….or he really thinks religion and morality should never be discussed when running for office.
Somehow, I remember his dad talking about God….a LOT. Maybe Michael wasn’t listening…or worst…he wants to remain in power makers of money…Funny, I remember a Peggy Noonan doing exactly the same thing.
I almost thought…this was April’s Fool day…or Friday the 13th…but no, it’s just another sad day in Obamaland.
And yet, yesterday, on a morning news program, there was old Tom, sour faced, and saying some really nasty remarks about how that Tea Party was here to stay and was never going away. He was mad. He was upset. That darn Tea Party was going to ruin everything.
Nobody Wonders why Tom was not excited about the Tea Party, because frankly speaking, they are the last remaining clones of his “Greatest Generations.” It’s THIER sons and daughters who volunteer to go to war, just as their parents did before them. It’s their sons and daughter, who like their parents, try to be good citizens, and go to the churches, and help their neighbors, and pay their taxes, and work long hours and try to raise decent kids. It’s the Tea Party who honor their greatest generation parents by trying to be just like them.
But they woke up. Somewhere in the first year of Obama’s reign, they KNEW this guy was a fluke. A cad. A racist. A divider, and someone who was acting like a tyrant. Fundamentally changing their country into a dictatorship. That’s NOT what their parents, the greatest generation fought and died for.
They started paying attention. They had to..Obama was ruining their lives.
They protested…in great numbers. Then quietly disappeared because they are the ones who work. Then, in midterm elections, they came back. They voted so many democrats out, it shocked the democrats deeply. It was a clean sweep.
They took over the House. Janet Napolitano had to put them on a terrorist watch list, she so feared them taking over Obama’s Marxist liberal plans.
So, here’s the question: Are they still out there?
Nobody Thinks they are still out there too. And tomorrow, they WILL turn out.
Tom Brokow is not the only one who is mad. There are millions of patriots just quietly waiting..for the chance to make a change…and vote in honor of the Greatest Generation, for a man who seems to most of them, so much more respectable. Someone who is not, in the words of a wise man, “A scam.”
Tomorrow, if Romney wins, we will be called a racist nation once again, and Tom Brokow will have to write another book: “How Obama Lost the Election to the Children of the Greatest Generation.”
Too bad Tom Brokow wasn’t one of them. Now…I don’t know about you, but I think revenge is a good motive, and a Romeny win, would be worth the look on old Tom’s puss. And I can’t WAIT to vote. Besides, I’m tired of looking at this mean face…and I want him out.
How about you?
Nobody wants to compare the candidates today. Let’s talk political parties, you are either going to vote democrat or republican on Tuesday.
The day has come, and you are…a democrat. You loved Bill Clinton, and even though even you can see that the country is falling apart, both Obama and Clinton are shouting that the Republicans have destroyed the country, and Mitt will only put us back into depression. It sounds good to you. You are planning to vote for Obama because nothing is his fault.
So, let’s go with that…nothing is his fault.
Here’s what the citizens who vote Democrats just can’t seem to get through their heads. And yes, if you are voting for Obama, I’m talking to you…because most Republicans get this: Half of America…works for the government. Half. That means that the other half has to pay their salaries. (53%) This is BOUND to fail once the government outgrows the private sector, (which it soon will) who by the way, has to also fork over money to the 47 percent of Americans who do NOT work for the government but collect welfare.
(Whatever that welfare might be, or whether they paid into it..the truth is: Whether it’s rightfully owed to you or not…It’s gone. Our politicians spent it all.)
These poor 53% suckers are what’s left of your lifeline to your pensions, your jobs, and your children’s future…and they are about to go under. Hate them if you must, but if I were you, I’d buy them a drink.
Joyanna, you say, Hey…You’re WRONG. I’m a teacher and I pay taxes just like everybody else, I keep the government afloat too!
Right…and uh…if YOUR salary is paid by the private sector, then the taxes taken OUT of that salary has to come from the private sector. If the private man with his little business wasn’t paying such heavy taxes, then YOUR job would not even be there. And when the private sector dies…Then how long do you think you can hold on to that job? Hundreds of towns all over the United States are bankrupt.
I have no idea why the Republicans never make this simple statement, because I honestly think that too many people think a government job is the same as a private sector job.
Here’s the bad news: The people in government make a LOT more money than the people in the private sector. We are now sucking the cherry on the bottom of the glass…the 53% milkshake is almost gone.
When Obama says he wants jobs for the middle class…he means government jobs: Teachers (notice how many more teachers he wants) policemen, firemen,—and those jobs are paid for by the private sector. The more people working for the government, the more people vote democrat, and the more they stay in power.
And that’s why the country has been so damaged. It’s not the big business taking away your country, it’s your welfare state democrats. Don’t believe me? Look across the ocean. Europe is on fire.
The change you thought Obama was going to bring to you, has not come. If you have a a union job, a government job, or you are getting help from the government, you’re happy now and are afraid you will lose it….but you might want to think about voting for a man who will just hand out more of that borrowed money. Every single time he spends money, your job just got closer to being eliminated. After all, in his first term, he has spent more than all the former Presidents combined.
What? The Feds can just print more? Yeah..that’s the idea. You still don’t get it. The 53% suckers are going to have to pay more for everything, AND pay back the Feds.
Even YOUR big pension won’t buy much…if you can hold onto it.
When Mitt Romney spoke of the 47 percent, he spoke the truth. Let’s face it, if you are getting welfare or social security or Medicaid you have been told that Romney has taken that away from you and you are NOT going to vote for him. It’s not that he doesn’t care…he did not say that. Obama said that. He just stated facts. Mitt will try to get more money. Obama plans to kill off old people by not giving them care, so he can get money that way. Obama-not-care. It’s much easier.
Obama has done a fantastic job destroying our country, and he wasn’t alone…Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Raid, all had a big hand in it too.
The cities with the biggest poverty levels have been under democracy for over 50 years look like war zones:
Let’s look at their records.
Detroit, MI Poverty level: 32.5%
Buffalo, N Y .Poverty Level: 31.5%
Cincinnati, OH Poverty Level: 27.8%
Cleveland, OH Poverty Level:27.0%
Miami, FL Poverty Level: 26.9%
St. Louis, MO Poverty Level: 26.8%
El Paso, TX Poverty Level: 26.4%
Milwaukee, WI Poverty Level: 26.2%
“If you divide total federal and state spending by the number of households with incomes below the poverty line, the average spending per household in poverty was $61,194 in 2011.”
Those that receive something for nothing, in theory, get used to their situation. They want it, or better yet for the politicians, they need it to continue and will then re-elect the re-distributors. In modern Baltimore, the (political) machine has exploited class divisions, not ethnic ones. Officials raised property taxes 21 times between 1950 and 1985, channeling the proceeds to favored voting blocs and causing many homeowners and entrepreneurs—disproportionately Republicans—to flee. It was brilliant politics, as Democrats now enjoy an eight-to-one voter registration advantage and no Republican has been elected mayor in 48 years.
Bush was blamed for Katrina, but it was the democratic mayors who were given money for years to fix the dikes, and they spent the money on something else.
People in New York are suffering tonight because they have democrats who did not prepare for the storm. Their Democratic President did not get FEMA prepared.
Our school have been decimated by the democratic unions.
Obama blames Republicans, but the real truth is, it’s the Democrats who caused this depression…it was the CEO’s of Fannie and Freddie and Barney Frank. It was Obama who contnue to bail out Wall Street.
So go ahead,…vote for Obama. But when the city closes down, and your pension gets cut to the bone, you’ll be wondering why the 53% didn’t save you, and you will blame the Republicans.
And I’m sure, Bill Clinton will say…”Hey, at least we have a strong military now!”
Yes, and someday that ‘storng’ military might show right up on your front door….just ask little Elian.
If you vote for Obama, you will someday say, “I wonder whatever happened to the 53%? I sure miss them.”
If I were you, I looked for them down at the local pub..becasue if Obama stays, the only thing left in life to do will be to drink.
Just about everybody was upset that Romney last night, did not even bring up Benghazi…so, why didn’t he bring it up? Why didn’t he at least mention some of the horrendous details surrounding the incompetency of the whole Obama administration? After all, Benghazi makes Watergate look like a parking ticket.
Nobody Thinks there’s more to it then Mitt just wanting to appear to be a nice guy. It seems to be almost a carry-over of the Bushes…who always refused to attack any democratic President when the very worst of the crimes are committed. After all of Clinton’s vast crimes, the only person who ever said anything against Bill Clinton was Old Lady Bush….who made a few jokes about his sexual proclivities.
The Democrats have no such problem with it, they attack Republican Presidents without care or mercy. But you will never catch a Republican President even mentioning the vast crimes committed by a Democratic President. To this day, the selling of our nuclear secrets to China with the help of Bill Clinton has never been mentioned. This “habit” of the established Republican party drive many of us bonkers.
Therefore, Nobody Knows just how deep the corruption goes in both parties. Do they do it to protect themselves? We might never know.
Rand Paul brings up questions that most of us, don’t even think about. For one, why in the WORLD did George W. Bush build a $700 million dollar embassy in Iraq? Was it to show-off, or did he mean to build such a fortress it would be hard to overtake?
The 104-acre compound, bigger than the Vatican and about the size of 80 football fields, boasts 21 buildings, a commissary, cinema, retail and shopping areas, restaurants, schools, a fire station, power and water treatment plants, as well as telecommunications and wastewater treatment facilities. The compound is six times larger than the United Nations compound in New York, and two-thirds the size of the National Mall in Washington. It has space for 1,000 employees with six apartment blocks and is 10 times larger than any other U.S. embassy. Instead, the U.S. has built a fortress capable of sustaining a massive, long-term presence in the face of continued violence.”
So, the difference between a Democratic President and a Republican President is: Your Democratic President really could care less about your life…but a Republican President will build you a fortress worthy of a King, to keep you comfortable and forever safe.
But—Why did the State Department seemingly disarm this poor man…and almost throw him out to the dogs?
Nobody Knows. But the fact that hundreds of the Muslim Brotherhood have visited the White House, just might give you the answer.
I never thought I would look back on Watergate, and long for the good old days, but right now, Obama makes Richard Nixon look like a choir boy on a road to perdition.
Here’s the lowdown on the debate tonight: Mitt stayed above petty attacks, and Obama made long speeches about how he was going to do all the things Mitt says he is going to do.
I’m beginning to think that’s his strategy. Talk like a conservative.
Obama is running on the same promises he ran on before. By now, it’s really boring. There were times last night when Obama was talking that I was almost falling asleep. Not much of what he says he has done matches reality. And he keeps repeating over and over the same old lines: Add teachers, and jobs, and tax the rich people, and add more teachers…
Nobody knew Mitt was going to win tonight because 1st) He has wanted to be President for some time now, he’s hungry for it: and 2nd)…and this may seem silly, but like many people looking for a win, I was searching for that lucky charm tonight before the debate, and I got it.
It’s not scientific at all. I was taking my nightly walk around the block tonight, and every night, there is one house that I consider sacred. At this house, there is a very tall flag pole in the front yard, with a big American flag that is there night and day. You can see this flag from the next block because he has three floodlights on it. It must have cost a good $800 to put up. This is the house of a VERY proud American, and not afraid to show it.
I’m usually deep in thought when I’m walking around the block but tonight—for the first time ever, I heard that flag flap…loudly in the wind as I walked by. It was a snap, a loud snap. It made me turn….. As if it was saying to me…’YES. I AM still here, and I WILL win.”
And I was thinking to myself…you know, that the first time you’ve heard that flag snap. In fact, when was the last time you even heard that sound?
Okay. I don’t get out much…but tonight I took it as a sign.
As I looked at that flag tonight, I knew Romney would win. It was going to be a GOOD night. I just knew it. It was a gut feeling.
I also knew the Cardinals would lose.
Hey! Donald Trump says he always has gut feelings, why can’t I?
Tonight was a very good night. Tonight, it was obvious which man had studied, and which man thought he could just get by on his slick tongue. Tomorrow you won’t believe your ears when all the democratic minions spin how wonderful Obama was…but anyone who actually watched the debate, will know. Obama was…grasping. He’s going down.
I HAVE been planning on buying one of those “RIP” Halloween plastic gravestones to put under my 1776 flag that I have flying on my porch, if Obama wins.
Yes, it was a GOOD night.
And when Mitt Romney becomes Preisdent, it will be an even better year.
This week, Nobody is honoring another nobody. At least, I’ve never seen her before. She has given her vote great thought, and took the time to share it with us all.
So good for her! She is putting up her opinions why we should vote for Romney, and they are spot on.
(Thanks to Floyd)