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Nobody Wonders—Will the Country Follow Mizzou’s Slap-Down on Free Speech?

Nobody Wonders

—-Now that the University of Missouri at Columbia will be hiring ‘word watching for racism’ police, just how long it will be before “free speech” is smashed forever all over the country with the big executive boot of Obama? After all, it’s already a crime in the E.U. to talk against your Muslim refugees. Can Obama and Hillary get complete state censorship done by the end of Obama’s term? Didn’t we see them TRY to use Benghazi to censure anyone speaking against Islam, by claiming it was the offensive video that caused Benghazi? free speech three

—-which makes you wonder, will the people just cave in to this tyranny or accept it?

—-Have you noticed? The beautiful women on FOX NEWS are now showing not only their shapely legs adored by five inch high heels, they are bringing out the low cut dresses and the push-up bras— show those boobs girls! Enjoy guys.Fox news

—-How the news sites of Windows Ten–MSN and Yahoo can CLAIN to give you the news with their continuous liberal propaganda headlines like this from the Washington Post: Another way candidates copy Trump: Shameless fibbing.  (Uh…no shameless fibbing by Obama and Hillary? Really?)

—Will the FOX commentators ‘set up’ a way for Jeb Bush to come out shining in tonight’s GOP debate to try to help the ‘poor’ guy out? Or will Rubio still outshine him?

—-FOX NEWS is handpicking a bunch of people today, asking ‘democrats’ what they want to hear tonight and they ALL said they didn’t want to hear anybody attack anyone else tonight….oh, and Trump didn’t stand a chance said one democrat.  Nobody Wonders how many people fall for the FOX NEWS editing and sly way they are brainwashing YOU!

–just how many white people are moving out of Missouri

–after the new movie Suffrage is released— how soon will the ‘malcontents” start the bombings of buildings?

—-Is there anybody fighting this insane political correctness more than Donald Trump?gay kiss

–why the Walking Dead last episode just HAD to have two women kissing grossing out most women, like me, who are sitting innocently and then go AHHHHHH…uggggggg! It’s like having someone throw up on you…and speaking of puking, I have the SAME reaction when some actor on the screen has to throw up…what’s the point of making us all feel uncomfortable? The gays have their own cable channel, why can’t they just keep their love scenes on THAT channel? Why do they have to force the rest of us to watch it? (Especially when it has nothing to do with the story or script)

—And Nobody Wonders IF Hollywood is being paid to put in puking and gay scenes, like they get paid for putting in cigarettes, soda, and alcohol?

—-when Hallmark Christmas shows will be forced to have a gay couple kissing and celebrating Ramadan.

–if its possible to get two colds at once, isn’t it possible to get four or five?

—-and the most important wonder of all: Why there aren’t more hours in a day.  I need at LEAST another 10 hours, how about you?

November 10, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders Who John Bonehead Boehner Works For?

Nobody Wonders

—-If John Boehner has held the final collapsing of America’s economy by joining with the democrats in passing a $5 trillion dollar debt  budget to be passed on to future generations on the same day that it was announced that Trump lost his leadership to Ben Carson— and on the same day of the ever so important second Republican debate, just to make sure that nobody noticed the great treason being done at midnight by their elected officials? Democrats do this all the time. John Boehner three

—-If this treasonous act was done so that the leaders of the republican party would make sure that their man, Paul Ryan, wouldn’t have to do it—-thereby paving the way for his election to House Leader?

—-If Donald Trump truly IS losing to Ben Carson? All this happened in one day. Nothing particularly newsworthy happened to influence his great lead to go up in smoke, and Trump’s crowds have been the biggest of any candidate. Ben Carson has been doing, like Hillary…little luncheons. I don’t buy it. We have seen FOX news basically be completely in the hock for Jeb Bush, and pushing the new party agenda. Is it a lie? Won’t that alone push the ratings out of the roof for tonight’s debate?

—If Windows 10 was given away FREE this year, and the next, in order to influence the Presidential 2016 vote by influencing the news headlines and articles that everyone reads on its main sites. As it’s been pointed out…Google and Bing could be the deciding factor in the next election. I just got Windows 10…the headlines read like Nancy Pelosi is the editor-in-chief.

—-if Hillary Clinton, like Rush Limbaugh suggested today, truly IS going to be our next President, secretly backed by BOTH the NWO republican leadership and the democrats, for the main reason that she is Wall Street’s favorite, Saudi Arabia’s favorite, and a must for the simple reason, that IF any American citizen dares criticizes her, they will be called a misogamist. The Race card will turn into the Gender card. It has worked with Obama. It will work with Hillary. It’s all about keeping that office firmly intact, and in the hands of the fascist/dictator one-party banana republic of Post America.  confused baby three

—–If the attack on bacon is Obama’s gift to his Muslim American friends?

__If the German people will rise up and fight for their homeland?

—If liver detoxes really work, (I’m doing one now) because otherwise, I’m out $100.

—if my dog is still mad at me for giving her a bath?

—if anybody is still reading me?

October 28, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Brit Hume VS Man From Dundas

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, everyone is going bananas over those bratty kids in the House of Representatives, who are angry that the past speakers of the House, have had too much control. Many people don’t know, that originally, the position of House speaker was never suppose to have the power that it now has morphed into…but there you go. The President was only supposed to enforce the laws not MAKE them.

Yes, we’ve come a long way baby.

Control the speakership of the House, and you control just about everything. How else did you think Obama got Obamacare? Nancy and Harry Reid. They controlled it all, changed the rules, and forced it. And when the Republicans took over, they just kept that leadership power, and won’t let it go.

Tonight I heard Brit Hume, one of Fox’s main opinion reporters, do one of his angry rants about how only 50 people in the House are holding back the REAL conservatives that represent the people…who he claims are the Rinos, and that because of these incredibly stupid and bad behaving ‘minority’.  Paul Ryan shouldn’t even take the job.

Paul Ryan says he will only take the job if he has no opposition to anything he wants to do.

Excuse me? Bumper weight lifting boy has gotten the “I’m Kingshit” fever with the rest of them?confused baby two

Brit KNOWS why the people are upset, as you can hear in the video.  But in the elite world where Brit lives–the peons out in nowhere land ..well…we can just wait generations for change to occur. And who does Brit agree with? Read this and tell me that Brit Hume doesn’t say the very same.

From Huffington Post: CARL POPE

What the Freedom Caucus seeks is not more democracy, but a House in which a minority — actually 10% — of the House can shut down the government and destroy the full faith and credit of the U.S. government — unless in response to this blackmail wildly unpopular policies like defunding Planned Parenthood and repealing Affordable Health Care are part of the package.

There is, however, a third option. Boehner has avoided long-term government shutdowns or default on the debt by breaching the Hastert rule, and governing with a combination of House Democratic votes and enough Republicans willing to risk a primary defeat to create a majority Of course, coalition governance would give back to the Democratic minority power, a lot of it, which the Hastert Rule and the Hastert Corollary stripped. That would be the final irony of the Tea Party assault on democratic, majoritarian governance of the House of Representatives. But it may be essential to save the country and the Constitution

Comrades Brit and Comrade Carl: Hate to remind you, but this is NOT a majority rule democracy as much as you want it to be. This is suppose to be a republic.

Americans see their Rino leaders as basically being democrats. They side more with Obama than with the American people and therefore the problem in the House. To the American people, we are just 50 people away from a permanent Fascist Dictatorship, ruled by a handful of tyrants.

Poor Brit. First Donald Trump got him all in a bent,  and now..those pesky American people. But that’s not stopping him from throwing nasty comments at those low life Ted Cruz’s out there who are trying to mess up the speakership which has gained enough power to keep everybody else’s voice from being heard.

On the other far, Brit is only throwing words…

Not him…but imagine.

A man from Dundas is throwing FISH when he gets mad:

A Dundas man is facing assault charges for hurling a fish – among other things – at another person Friday night. “It was an already dead fish that was obtained and thrown at an individual,” Const. Steve Welton told CBC News. “He was certainly intent on causing damages and injuries to others.”

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Clearly, Brit Hume is confused. He knew why the representatives in Congress are upset, but he thinks they should shut up.

At least the man from Dundas, threw a DEAD fish.

And nowadays, every time I see Brit Hume, I just put a dead fish’s head on his face…in my mind of course….and then say to myself:

“I think that dead fish hit the wrong person. Where is that man from Dundas? Let’s get him to Washington.”

October 12, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Reads Headlines!

Nobody Opinion

We live in a world bombarded by headlines, and it’s getting unreal. I read so many headline during the day, I have to deheadline myself with a bottle of vodka and two donuts, and …

(just kidding,..I usually just eat ONE doughnut and skip the vodka.)

But, the very first thing I do each day is hop on my computer and read the daily headlines, and NOBODY does headlines better than the Drudge Report.

Since I have NOT been paying attention to headlines today due to the important task of trying to find gutter covers for my gutters…I’ve grabbed today’s headlines ….VIA THE DRUDGE REPORT: (With my usual nobody comments)

HEADLINE: Washington and Moscow can’t agree on definition of ‘terrorist’….

Putin's look...priceless.

Putin’s look…priceless.

This is news? The Obama administration’s idea of a terrorist is an American who is suspicious of their government, owns a gun, loves the American flag and its history, longs for the days when Miley Cyrus wasn’t naked, and does not want to pay any more taxes. No wonder Putin’s confused. Also, Obama says ISIL– Putin says “Anybody who is trying to overthrow Assad” is a terrorist.

It’s hard to kill a terrorist if you can’t decide who they are.

Obama gets many things confused: like the differences between Islam and Christianity, what the office of the Presidency is legally allowed to do, the difference between ISIL and ISIS, and what plane to take to the golf course to that day.  And following THAT headline was..

HEADLINE: Paper: Putin sees Obama’s coolness as weakness.

So do we. We also see his coolness as typical East St. Louis/South Side Chicago, ghetto BS.

HEADLINE: Crowd of 20,000+ for Bernie in Boston: Doubles Obama ’08Bernie Sanders

This means of course, that the people who elected Obama, are really sorry now, and Sanders it attacking what Obama said he was going to attack, but doesn’t: The rich. In fact, all he does is hang out with them. Those mean and evil rich people. Bernie is for giving EVERYBODY free everything, (Obama only gave out cell phones) which means higher taxes, and basically the collapse of the United States. (okay, so it will just bring it on faster) Bernie…I hate to tell you, but you aren’t going to hurt the very rich. Not now. Not ever. It makes for a great speech though…Keep it up!

HEADLINE: CBS News: Biden Could Decide Presidential Run in Next Week.

He wants to make sure everybody in the country has had a chance to read the news that Hilly has a brain tumor first. Anyway, it’s much more exciting to just keep everybody waiting. No doubt he’ll wait until Christmas and announce it as a gift to his dead son, because Jesus would want it that way.


New York can keep her. She’s might as well be dead, with Bernie’s numbers.

HEADLINE: Majority of EU nations seek opt-out from growing GM cropsHillary clinton SNL

Let them. Monsanto will stick it in their beer. Our great leaders want to make SURE we know how many calories on in our Big Mac, but not the fact that the new organic food you are paying more for, is also…genetically altered by GM. As far as WE know…GM has genetically altered the very clouds above our heads. But then again, I don’t think the EU is going to be around too much longer to even worry about GM any more. They have bigger problems…like how to NOT spill a beer on a Burka.

HEADLINE: Gay former student of Pope Francis’ speaks out

Gay man was surprised that the Pope met with Kim Davis, “It’s just not like him.”

Nobody agrees. This was an act that a REAL Pope would do. The Pope obviously got took a wrong turn in his Pope Mobil. He should have Googled directions.

HEADLINE: Decline of “big soda’…Largest change in American diet in past decade.Soda is bad

Have the people stop being obese from soda? NO! So, maybe it’s not the soda that’s making them fat. If we all stopped drinking soda, why are we all still fat? Are we to feel sorry for the soda companies?

If you do, slap yourself. Now Coke and Pepsi sell water….at a higher price.  And Monster energy drinks—- Which are probably even worse for you. just goes to show you what happens when you “TAX” food. Just wait till they start taxing your water. Wait…they already do! Okay, wait till they start taxing your fat on your body–and by the way, would you rather pay higher taxes on the fat on your body, or pay triple your heating bill for the rest of your life? Slap yourself again! Soon, you won’t have a choice.

HEADLINE: Immigration To Add 7 People for Every Net U.S. Birth

I saw proof of this today in my local K-Mart. SEVEN little Mexican kids, were playing in the toy isle, and they ALL had the latest and newest Halloween costumes on. Did mom just try them on for size in the store? I had princesses and fairies dancing around me before I even GOT to the Christmas trees. Yes, Bush is right. These people can pop out the babies, and bring the rest in from down under. You want people? No problemo. They are coming….

HEADLINE: Germany faces logistical nightmare as refugee inflows hit record.

Transferring millions across Germany, to each little town takes time, and the Muslims are NOT happy:

“The authorities tell me to sleep and eat. I say ‘give me a job’!” said Afghan-born Mohammad, 24, who grew up in Iran and later moved to Greece. “Everyday I sleep and eat and I don’t like it. I didn’t come here for the food – I have better food in my own country.”

Uh…so WHY did you leave again?Chris Mercer

HEADLINE: CNN Turns Mixed Race Oregon Shooter into a White Man

Right. And he hated blacks too. So..why did he go out and kill a bunch of white people who were Christians again? And why does CNN get to alter a man’s skin color?

HEADLINE: Google excited about its new driverless Cars of the Future

Okay, that last one was mine. 60 Minutes had a segment on tonight that showed what Google hopes to be the future of our transportation: Driverless cars.

Realize…if your car is a computer…it CAN crash…just imagine…the Drudger headline:google car

HEADLINE: 16 Million Cars crash Tuesday, due to anonymous digital hacker…6 million dead.

Why doesn’t Google work on fixing our infrastructure from an EMP attack instead? After all, one missile over our country would put Google out of business for ten years.

That’s a headline we wouldn’t even get to see. Nobody Thinks those young Google Executives are drinking too much…Soda.

Nobody hopes they go back to just drinking beer…from Germany.

October 4, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows…Much

Nobody Knows

Once again, we…as humans with hearts and curious minds, have had another week filled with important questions to be answered…obama care faciet

Like…How did the Pope go on such long rides without having to pee?

Can 200 million Muslims fit into a Prius?

Now that Mars has water, can we open up Guantanamo there, and give Obama the chance to once again let our enemies take a very expensive American asset over to use as his own Club Med for U.S. prisoners?

Will Obama give Castro $1.7 trillion dollars in reparations for the cruel and inhuman treatment by the U.S.A?

Why didn’t Putin take off his shirt in front of the U.N. audience? Or…did he just take it off in front of Obama?

Can we get Trey Gowdy into the Presidential race…is it too late?

Is the GOP National Committee Chair Reince Priebus going to change ALL the primary rules so that the only state that will vote for Jeb, Puerto Rico, will be allowed to kick everything off, by taking over Iowa’s job?

When Raul Castro met with Bill Clinton in New York, did they discuss the possible exchange of Monica for a boatload of life-time Cuban cigars for Bill?

Will we see Obama’s economic plans for the Middle East, and his jobs programs for jihadist before the next election?

Since the United States has allowed 2500 men who went overseas to train with ISIS, come BACK into the country, can we now dismantled the NSA, since clearly, it doesn’t work?

If Rubio can call Trump a “freak show” And Glenn Beck can call Sarah Palin a “clown”…can we now assume that Rubio and Beck had pretty sad childhoods?

Will Hillary’s new grandchild learn to say “Vote for Hillary!” right before her nomination as the democratic pick for President? Will she learn to walk on water before the Presidential election?

Will John Bonehead get to now play more golf with Obama, now that he has resigned? Is he going to continue to cry when he becomes President of Goldman Sachs?Protester strikes fan

Does Newt Gingrich REALLY want his old job back?

Is Rand Paul just jealous of Ted Cruz? Is that why he is always picking on him?

Will they ever put cocaine back in Coke?

Can the Middle States of America just LEAVE the union, and bring back the Constitution, and let California and New York join Puerto Rico as satellite states?

Since Donald Trump boycotted Fox News, nobody has been watching Donald Trump, but then again, nobody is seeing Donald Trump either. Is this a checkmate?

AND—will Ben Carson sneak up on them all while this is going on?

Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Obama’s brain? Is that possible?

Will someone PLEASE outlaw flies? If we must have all these laws, why not a sensible one? (There is one flying in front of my screen right now.)

When Iran attacks Israel, will John Kerry finally get the Noble Peace Prize that he has been working for?

Is Trump really right about Carly Fiona? She is just another corporate Rino?

Are you, like me, worried more about what you don’t see on the news than what you do see?

Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Hillary’s brain?

Would YOU put a chip in your head so that you could find your car keys?

Could it be possible that there are WAY too many Monopoly versions on the market? Does every football caught on the field have to feel like the Pope just blessed a baby?

Can I stop now?



September 30, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers the Drug Running Fortunes of the Elites

Nobody Remembers…

We sort of forget that once upon a time, Bill Clinton ran drugs (according to many stories on Newsmax) when he was seventeen, for SOMEBODY high up in Arkansas. He also went to lunch with David Rockefeller when he was 17. How he pulled that off is anybody’s guess. Were these two events connected?

Nobody Knows. Bill Clinton was hanging out at that airport, even at a young age, and it was reported that like Obama, Bill Clinton and his brother liked their drugs.

Paul Joseph Watson then talks about how Obama is setting up “fact checking” institutions” (around 4.01) which I wanted to expand on in some detail, later on today.

And the video ends with a bit of ‘drug running’ history.

What did I learn? If you are NOT a heavy drinker, and you continue to learn all there is to learn, about all the things you never DREAMED of going on in the political elite world of big money and power… might want to take it up.

Which I am trying to do without much success.

(And thanks to Infowars)



September 24, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

The World According to Drudge

Nobody Wonders

How do we all stay sane? Tonight I was watching a move made in 1998, a Sci-Fi film, and it was about ‘aliens.”‘What were these evil aliens going to do? Why they were going to FLOOD the earth with CO2, which would destroy the OZONE, and then the world would warm up— AND THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE DESTROYED!!! AND WE MUST STOP THOSE EVIL ALIENS!not again

Depressing  to know that’s how long the global elite have been trying to sell the world on their global warming scam, isn’t it? Also depressing were the headlines on Drudge tonight….see if you, like me, can fathom where the planet is going to end up with these wonders of mental gangrene:

(And I thought I was bad)

3 New Cosby Accusers Reveal Most Explicit Details Yet….Bill Cosby tells women they are ‘blessed’ with his semen, giving them permission to frame that Kleenex he so generously gave them.

China cannot risk global chaos of devaluation shocks—Basically, China fools around and sticks it to us, while they still can. Trump…is surging.

Federal Taxes Hit Record, $17,955 per worker—Yeah! How’s that feel?  Wait, what about all the people that aren’t working?

Mystery: Debt Frozen at $18,112,975,000,000 —Forecasting future headlines “Mystery, Votes for Trump frozen at $18,112,975,111,000

Scientists make a robot that can have babies–Planned Parenthood is waiting for the first batch, why use doctors when robots can get that little tiny heart with so much more precision?

Facial Recognition Moves From Overseas Wars to Local Police: have to READ this one. Police can now get face recognition on those damn Constitutionalists.

Facial recognition software, which American military and intelligence agencies used for years in Iraq and Afghanistan to identify potential terrorists, is being eagerly adopted by dozens of police departments around the country to pursue drug dealers, prostitutes and other conventional criminal suspects. But because it is being used with few guidelines and with little oversight or public disclosure, it is raising questions of privacy and concerns about potential misuse.

Since WHEN did they start being concerned about our privacy?

Feds Push Ahead With Iris Scans, DNA Profiles, Voice ID–So let me get this straight: Obama had to stop collecting our phone records, but he can scan our eyes, take our picture, take our DNA and collect copies of our voice. Do we get a color coded sticker on our forehead after all this?Goebels

Russia and NATO “actively preparing for war” — Hillary Clinton is destroying her red re-set button. It accidently fell inside her email server. Sorry.

Droid hover’s outside woman’s bedroom—Woman throws last night’s meatloaf at drone, and destroys it, has to pay $5,000 dollar fine. (Don’t you wonder when these drones are going to used by cops to look in every window?

70 inmates riot at Folsom Prison—Johnny Cash is dead. It’s just not fair…rumor has it he was killed by a Ferguson Cop.

Isis Group Issues Chilling Warning to America, “Soon, Very Soon You Will See.”  China is selling them some pretty cool stuff—Youtube is excited.

Devastating bird flu threatens poultry farms…They don’t want us to eat meat. So we eat chicken. They don’t want us to eat chicken, so we eat fish. They don’t want us to eat fish. So we eat…lettuce. My husband and I ordered a “meat” pizza the other night, and it was covered with lettuce, and hardly any meat at all. It was the worst pizza I have ever eaten.

My advice: PIG OUT! Don’t wait for the Zombies.

Mother grizzly bear and cubs face death if DNA finds she killed biker. I say we take all those &$^% damn gay bikers and throw them to the sharks. I’m starting to get mad.

Resurgence of tropical disease in America: GET SICK! DIE! It’s all love….right Jeb?

And last but not least, Hillary of course had tons of top secret stuff that she hide from everyone, and lied about, and what difference does it make?

She won’t go to jail. But Bernie Sanders might take her place.

At least THAT Drudge Headline would be worth saving on my private server, And I’ll be happy to share that with anybody.


August 13, 2015 Posted by | Media, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

China, Boeing, Corruption, and Drugs.

Nobody Cares

I guess I should watch more of my local news…I just found out today why a local business closed from a woman who must watch the image

As you know, I write a lot about the destruction of the middle class here in St. Louis. So many malls closed: Ford…gone to Mexico. Chrysler plant…gone, Anheuser Busch sold to an international company. The ripple down effect has been devastating…and so it’s no wonder Trump is leading…if the rest of the country looks like St. Louis, then it will TAKE a businessman to stop the bleeding.

The one place we still have here is Boeing, which was once three times as big, and if you pass the place, it looks like a bomb hit it. The outside fountains have not been redone since the 1950’s. I’m sure those fountains hold a lot of summer fun for rats.

Right across the street from Boeing was a Chinese restaurant, which was sold to another Chinese man who sold big, humongous,  outdoor stone statues. You know, like fountains, pagodas’, swans, dragons…..some of them were really beautiful, but most of the people in the area could not afford them. And there were HUNDREDS of these statues. I couldn’t understand how they could stay in business because the statues stood there for years., and years.

I was told, they got busted. They didn’t HAVE to sell those statues. They were moving drugs from China to St. Louis inside them…which explains the high rate of heroin addiction in St. Louis.

Evidently this went on for decades. Right across the street was Boeing Headquarters, and the Ford plant (Now gone)….The police department was right down the street.

TELL me they didn’t know about this.  And besides, a Chinese business right across the street from Boeing? No red flags there? They stayed there throughout George W. Bush’s presidency, and were only closed down about a year ago.

The nearest mall by this business is almost closed down too, because I just learned, most of the shops in that mall were illegals from foreign countries, who were no doubt, were not paying ANY taxes. Some of the more reputable companies in that mall must have sued somebody, because there was a big raid, and all of THEM were busted and had to close shop. This big, huge mall, built with the loving promise that they wouldn’t have to pay taxes for 10 years, is now, a ghost town save a few vitamins stores, and a Bed, Bath and Beyond.

And so goes our country.

Does anybody care? Does Jeb Bush? Does Hillary Clinton?

No, but Nobody does. And that’s why people like me, like Trump. We have LIVED and watched the economic destruction done by the politicians of both parties. We have seen the drug use in our schools. We have witnessed the redistribution of wealth from the whites to the blacks, with nothing to show for it.

We ARE angry.

By the way, Glenn Beck has banned Trump from his radio show…but I bet Hillary isn’t banned.

If Donald Trump is as bad as Glenn says, he will bury himself. It’s stupid move on Glenn’s part. But Glenn has his own ego as this moves proves.

BANNING him shows the fact that Glenn does NOT practice what he preaches: Liberty. Justice. Fair place. Democracy.

Go figure.





July 24, 2015 Posted by | corruption, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Sharknado 3, Obama 4, Trump 5, and Get the Chainsaw

Nobody Knows—Sharknado 3 two

how the liberal press is going to react to the fact that in Sharknado 3 tonight, there was a busload of conservatives having fun! Ann Coulter was the Vice President! And she was left alive. God bless the writers!  Michelle Bachmann also had a few lines, and Mark Cuban played the President…a man as controversial as Donald Trump and big fan of Ayn Rand. Anthony Wiener ALSO had a cameo.

None of them were eaten by a shark. As you know, I was hoping for a sequel in which sharks would eat all the politicians in Washington, and even though they didn’t do it, they did destroy D.C.

Sharknado 3 was just too much fun, and a much-needed laugh…

And boy do we need a laugh…because this last week, we saw Obama make an  unbelievable progressives blunder by giving Iran a pathway to nuclear power, along with who knows what else in that secret deal that he won’t let Congress see. It was a  week of various strange vegetating almost Sharknado anomalies of unknowable consequences…so let’s get started on a few of them:

***********Obama and Joh

Right after five Marines were blasted away by a young Muslim wannabe Allah companion in Tennessee, our ‘President’ went on Jon Stewart’s program to basically flash his big grin and be adored.

Nobody Knows how he can be having so much fun, while the rest of America was in mourning, or WHY it took him so long to lower the flags on the White House for the Marines, but Jon reminded him.. the clock is ticking:

“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,”

Nobody Knows how he answered that, or if Obama worked out before hand for Jon to make that statement—because I don’t watch Jon Stewart. In the name of Harry Potter’s scriptwriter, he is a witless wonder..but it’s his program and if he wants to be a PR man for the President, then why should this Nobody care? Obama will just find his replacement, who will be…black. (count on it)


And speaking of programs…

Ever since the fortune 500 companies took over the world and decided that America needed to be JUST like China…people have been complaining..because it costs more to live in America than China now, since we have only 5 companies that run the country..and these five companies have run the small businesses out. America is one big strip mall.Minimum wage

To make us all feel better about all these monopolies running our lives, the politicians have forced the companies to pay their employees more because they know the shark population is growing by the nanoseconds: But there’s a problem with it–for instance…in Seattle where it is law, there IS a problem.

Seattle’s $15 minimum wage law is supposed to lift workers out of poverty and move them off public assistance. But there may be a hitch in the plan. Evidence is surfacing that some workers are asking their bosses for fewer hours as their wages rise – in a bid to keep overall income down so they don’t lose public subsidies for things like food, child care and rent.

Oh boy, that’s a hard decision. To work…or not to work? That IS the question. Not only is California running out of water, they will be running out of waiters to SERVE the water they don’t have.

So, does a single mom with two kids work MORE and actually pay for food? Or work less and let the government keep paying her food stamps?

That’s a question it seems the government has already figured out.

And speaking of questions…since the top executives at Planned Parenthood want Lamborghini’s, Nobody Knows, why they just don’t ask the corporations that are funding them for one?Planned Parenthood two

Here are the 39 companies that have directly funded Planned Parenthood.

  1. Adobe
  2. American Cancer Society
  3. American Express
  4. AT&T
  5. Avon
  6. Bank of America
  7. Bath & Body Works
  8. Ben & Jerry’s
  9. Clorox
  10. Coca-Cola
  11. Converse
  12. Deutsche Bank
  13. Dockers
  14. Energizer
  15. Expedia
  16. ExxonMobil
  17. Fannie Mae
  18. Groupon
  19. Intuit
  20. Johnson & Johnson
  21. La Senza
  22. Levi Strauss
  23. Liberty Mutual
  24. Macy’s
  25. March of Dimes
  26. Microsoft
  27. Morgan Stanley
  28. Nike
  29. Oracle
  30. PepsiCo
  31. Pfizer
  32. Progressive
  33. Starbucks
  34. Susan G. Komen
  35. Tostitos
  36. Unilever
  37. United Way
  38. Verizon
  39. Wells Fargo

Nobody Knows if all of these companies are run by liberals—but we can make a good guess.

I looked at all these companies…there is only two that I do business with…that will certainly change. Who needs Coke? Have you seen what it does when you mixed it with Alka-Seltzer?

You might as well swallow a shark.

And speaking of sharks…the shark fest on Donald Trump…continues, and Nobody Knows how long it will go on.

Donald might have to pull out his chainsaw.Sharknado 3




July 22, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows Where Common Sense Went

Nobody KnowsSnopes

Common sense this week, is being flushed down the toilet bowl along with San Francisco’s ageing sewer pipes, and the answers to what seems obvious to those of us over the age of 20, are becoming as nebulous as one of our “President’s” speeches.

So, let’s start with a fun one shall we? I have a reader, who thankfully catches me on all my mistakes, especially when it comes to what I get in my email. Mostly, I am just amused by my emails, and if I like the content, I post it….and share it…and sometimes they might be ‘urban’ legends, and sometimes they are true, more often than not, they are not, but there you go.

Nevertheless, to spend hours trying to figure out the truth to an email, is not I have time for, because sometimes I don’t even have time to find out what DAY it is….(not important in the speck of universal knowledge to my mind.)  so SNOPES was suggested…and the reason I don’t always trust SNOPES is because, I have read, that George Soros funds the site under Media Matters..and just to show that SNOPES has a bias and I am NOT making this up– some parents are concerned about that too: The Girl Scouts are being told to check facts on SNOPES, which has big liberal bias: And the Girls Scouts are being told to consult it for all information:

The book referred young readers to Media Matters for America as one of the primary sources for debunking lies and deceit, as the organization is known for its overtly partisan — and progressive — stances. The Internet is a breeding ground for “urban legends,” which are false stories told as if true, and then spread quickly. Next time you receive a txt or a forwarded e-mail about something terrible that happened to someone, try to confirm it. The fact-checking site investigates everything from urban legends to “news” articles and posts its findings.Girl scouts

So, I’m not sure how bias they are, because, some of the stuff they report truly is right..but, until someone sends me a website that is NOT bias—we all have to refer to our own common sense.

As the Trump says in his book, “The Art of the Deal:” Trust you gut.


And speaking of Commons Sense:

Greece is on the verge of collapse, and according to the experts, it’s only a matter of time before this happens to dept


And then, almost in the same breath, it was all over the news: Uh…by the way, Puerto Rico is going to default soon also, but while Greece won’t do much to us, Puerto Rico WILL affect the United States…because it is about 76 billion in debt, where as Detroit was only 8 billion, and WHY the United States is responsible I have no clue because, somebody explain to me how can Puerto Rico be part of the United States but not a state? And also, did politicians just claim it was part of us because most of the young people from Puerto Rico live in New York, and that just leaves old people who WE will have to support in Puerto Rico, and the big companies just wanted the cheap labor…so they just said that Puerto Rico is part of the U.S., and how does this work again?American and Rico

Nobody Knows. Where’s Geraldo to confuse us when you need him?


And speaking of confusing: Obama wants to spend more money. He just said that everyone should be paid overtime in the United States. He gave everyone a raise, and it was reported that small businesses are going to have a hard time doing this, and can someone tell me when did it become law that the President of the United States can tell businesses what to do and how much they have to pay their employees?

I’m confused. Isn’t that fascism? This is a serious sewer pipe overload of hogwash or what?  obama infrastruture

Not only that, how long has Obama been saying he was going to FIX the infrastructure? Isn’t that  what his big stimulus was all about? Shovel ready jobs? And he is STILL talking and making promises about it? What? Do Politicians sit around and go, “You can promise ANYTHING and repeat it ever year! The average citizen has a memory of about one month at the most. Most of the time, they don’t even remember what you say this week to week.”

What do they think we are…gerbils? (Answer: yes.)gerbils two

And speaking of gerbils,

Here’s  a gerbil statement if I ever read one:

“The United States may not be facing full-scale financial insolvency at the levels Greece is experiencing, but with the Social Security Disability program facing bankruptcy within a year and the Highway Trust Fund expected to be insolvent by the end of the summer, it’s obvious we have to be wiser with the federal pocketbook if we want to have any hope of getting the budget under control.”

“Hope?” They stop counting the debt clock about two years ago. They have NO idea where half the money that is spent even goes. They have been known to misplace trillions, and that’s in EVERY department of the government.

Nobody keeps track of it.

Yes.  Common sense tells most of us that there IS no common sense in Washington D.C.

Common sense tells us, we should just dig a deep ditch around the Capitol, and let it float out to sea.  Maybe it would bump into Puerto Rico and finally merge.

June 30, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Cares About Jon Stewart’s Opinions

Nobody Cares

I’m not a big Jon Stewart fan. I just don’t think he’s funny, or even very clever. I like his books better.  I put up this less than clear video because it included the whole segment on what I wanted to comment about.

Here, Jon is trying to make the point that the GOP should have no right to criticize Hillary Clinton’s raising foreign money, because HERE in the United States they do the very same thing with their big donors. And he shows all the big donors of the GOP, and…this is important….leaves out the big donors of the democratic party, of which there are just as many.

Nobody Thinks that when the Supreme Court said corporations were people, and giving billions to your favorite candidate is free speech, both parties went “YAHOOOOO!”— thereby making all future Presidential races corrupted to the core. The highest bidder can buy the office. We are now ruled by a bloated plutocracy.

BUT…there’s IS a difference. Hillary is getting money from countries that are our enemies. And while the Supreme Court said it is legal for big corporations to give big checks to their candidates in the United States, it is still against the law to take money from foreign governments, because if you do, they just might end up owning your nuclear pile.

Ha ha ha…(Jon’s laugh track here.)

Wait! That’s already happened, and Hillary wasn’t even running for President yet. How clever.

The real reason Hillary is now out proclaiming we should all shut down big donors, is so that the GOP will never be able to push out their billionaires to run against the democrats ever again.

It the battle of the billionaires! I guess, Jon Stewart has too much money himself to even care to see, that he is bias, legally wrong, and just not funny.

Sorry Jon. It’s just my Nobody Opinion...I know you are loved by millions.

On a good note, I love the way you hang your head after a ‘joke’. You look just like a puppy dog that just peed on the carpet.

It’s really endearing.




May 8, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Historically Speaking America: We Are Historically Changing.

Nobody Knows

Well…it’s been a fun week has it not? So let’s get right to the reason for exploring the amazing world of “we just don’t know” according to Nobody, and the many reasons it’s probably a good thing:

********baseball mayor

While this may seem unimportant, I couldn’t help but wonder, why a mayor whose city was suffering from riots, would make an appearance to address the nation, in a sports cap.  Especially since it was announced that for the FIRST TIME IN BASEBALL HISTORY, a game was going to be played, but nobody would be allowed to attend. Uh.

Was this so the players would still get paid? Can we do this to football too? Who needs those slobbering fans?

Was she going right from there to the game? After all, she’s the mayor. She could have a command performance.  So I naturally thought, since the outfit looked like it was very expensive, that she was going to the ball game.

Ha ha haha! White people are so funny! It took me at least an afternoon to realized that it was her way of letting the hip hop rioters out protesting that she was ‘with’ them.  (Or maybe she was doing both.)

And speaking of history…

Since our government is not suppose to make decisions in matters of religion, because of the democrats always shouting that we can’t mix church and state, and therefore Jesus cannot be displayed in our schools or military, but taxpayers have to “kill’ unborn children whether they want to or not…what gives the Supreme Court the RIGHT to make a decision pertaining to historically religious unions between a man and a woman? Why don’t they just solve the whole thing, and get rid of everyone having to get a marriage license. Get the state out of it completely. Then everybody could just go get married where they wanted to, and any priest could refuse. Open Las Vegas style “marriage” celebrations for gays in every city.  gay marriage

And why is everyone always interpreting the “pursuit of happiness” to mean whatever anyone can think up? If my idea of happiness is making sure that no more American hating Muslims move into my neighborhood doesn’t that mean the same thing as gays wanting to marry each other?

I don’t think Americans care at all if they marry each other—- go find a tree and declare your love, why should we care? What isn’t fair (and unconstitutional) is saying that if you don’t like gays getting married,  your discriminating and the state can punish you. I once had a dentist refuse to treat me, because his assistant didn’t like me. So, I went to another dentist.

I was upset, but I got over it. Where is OUR freedom of thought? Of speech? Of the right to have our own opinions? And by the way, of COURSE the founders would have thought it absurd.  They were mostly Christians.

And speaking of nothing in particular. Tonight I went to a seminar on hormones and their effect on the thyroid system. The Dr. said that to do 12 minutes of getting your heart rate up is more effective than an hour pumping iron. The lady in back of me, who was at least 65, then said..

“So, you mean short and hard is better than long and soft?”

Everybody laughed, but she really didn’t get it.

I know. She really was…in this day and age, that innocent. God bless her heart.

*******************Pole Dancing Robots Draw Crowds to Major London Tech Startup Event

And speaking of sex…it seems the techies can’t WAIT  to have sex with machines: They now have robots pole dancing in London:

The robots will be pole dancing for the remaining four days of the event, along with presentations from leading figures in the technology industry.

So far, Stephen Hawkins has not made a comment on this particular use for machines, but he seems to think we all need to get off the planet because the machines are going to kill us all.

And they are even going to do this without suffering from PMS. That’s progress.

I vote we send that guy to Mars, with a pole dancing machine.

Better yet, send some of those pole dancing machines to the White House. One more speech about police brutality and maybe…the robots will attack and save us all from two more years.

(NSA…that WAS supposed to be a joke. Thank you. Go back to your normal porn station.)


April 29, 2015 Posted by | gays, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The Walking Dead of Washington D.C.

Nobody Knows

—–what is going to happen to that Koch Brothers hater, Senator Harry Reid. He finally stepped down: not beaten by the Republicans, not beaten by ex-wives or FBI prostitutes, but…defeated by an exercise Harry Reid Koch brothersrope.Even the Prime Minster of Israel gave him a bravery shout out in front of Congress.

Headlines: Harry Reid survive fatal blow to himself, after dodging years of heavy hits from the Republican Party and never getting even a bruise.

So, what is Harry Reid going to do now? Will he form a superpac to get Hillary elected and become her Vice President? Everybody thinks Harry is going away…but is he? Personally, I think we should all sue him for damages…but that’s me.

Harry Reid I’m sure, will never go away.

And speaking of going away….

The Hillary email scandal is NOT disappearing, despite the iterate efforts she has made to make light of the whole affair. Senator Growdy wants that server, but she has claimed with a big smile: “That’s silly, I’ve destroyed them all!”

Nobody Knows that once upon a time, Hillary was very upset that President Bush was not forthcoming with information about 9/11, and with her usual slick Hillary ways, said this:Hillary deltes ag

“In taking their action to evade or avoid providing information, the administration unnecessarily raises the suspicion that it has something to hide, that it might use the claim of national security to hide mistakes that are literally questions of life and death for American. The lack of transparency on the part of the Bush administration has forced Governor Kean, former Republican Governor of New Jersey, to threaten subpoenas. This should not be happening.”

The American people say:

Right Hillary. Congress has threatened YOU for not truing over your “destroyed” server.  What makes you so special? And why didn’t you claim you erased your emails in the name of National Security?

You’re slipping.

By the way, speaking of National Security….

***************Obama with errings

Last week two men tried to break into the NSA, dressed as women. They were of course shot (one killed) and it was determined that they were just two prostitutes who got high on cocaine and decided to go find an SUV, steal it, and find themselves a party with some NSA guys.

Nobody Knows why these men were not called “transvestites” instead of prostitutes, and how do we know they were not looking for Obama? They might have been invited.

We don’t know. But…we DO remember Obama’s fondness for dressing up….

Speaking of being invited…

Obama’s invitation (to be fair Jeb Bush invited them too) to all the children of the world to come to America as soon as possible has lead to another wave of ‘children’ to flood our southern borders. After all, the weather is warm again.

I don’t know what they feed the ‘children’ down in Mexico, but I’d say they should lay off using growth hormones.immigrants


And speaking of hormones…

Hillary isn’t the only one having a rough time appealing to the masses…Jeb Bush may be racking up big donors…but the conservative base does NOT want him…second in the lead is Scott Walker.

How is Jeb going to get rid of him? Easy. Play the race card. Scott Walker may be racist against the flood of immigrants, because he is…white.

Jeb warns that republicans “must accept a changing country: that the path to the presidency will be found through appealing to voters who may not look like them.”

Will Jeb Bush say that all his opponents are racists for not accepting the “children’ of the world…even though they really ARE adults…let’s not kid ourselves.

And speaking of children…

John Kerry just can’t seem to make that final deal with Iran.Death to America

As talks over Iran’s nuclear weapons program neared their deadline Tuesday, the Commander of Iran”s Basij (volunteer) Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Naqdi, was quoted as saying that “wiping Israel off the map is not up for negotiation.”

Wow. There’s that little negotiating problem with Israel will be wiped off the map.

Will John Kerry and Obama sign an agreement to let Iran “Wipe Israel off the map>” and erase it from their computers?

Will no one be allowed to see the treaty?

Ha! Does a baseball pitcher spit every 9 seconds?

No matter. The Senate has voted 100-0 not to honor Obama’s treaty.

Sounds like a winner to me!

Next week, we will wonder HOW Monica Lewinsky got a PhD from Oxford, if Joe Biden is friends with Bill Cosby,  and if there is a Walking Dead book for Dummies.

I have a feeling I’m going to need one.

April 1, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Is Compelled to Wonder

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows why, ….today…..the whole world had to know that Angelina Jolie is getting her female organs removed. Do we really need that information?Angelina Jolie two

She already had a double mastectomy, and now, due to her cancer scare she will undergo ‘menopause’ sooner rather than later. On top of that, she plans to make money off her many surgeries by writing a book about it.  I suppose that the rest of us feel great compassion for her having to go through all that, but to be frank: (Can I be frank?) The woman is so thin to begin with, I’m wondering if she can stand losing any more parts of her body? Soon, all we’ll see is lips with hair.

Now, on to the more important subject of the question of why Hillary Clinton paid a visit yesterday to the White House.

It was reported that Hillary visited Obama for over an hour yesterday…so Nobody Wonders...what was discussed? How she expects him to help her replace him? The erases emails? What?

No reporter on any news network is the LEAST bit curious…but today, Obama came out and made a big to do about how he will ALWAYS support Israel, so that leads us all to imagine that there are a lot of Jewish democrats not exactly happy about how Obama treats Netanyahu. In his press conference today, he was almost too sweet about Netanyahu, as if he was trying to reassure everyone that he really WILL protect Israel.   He understands that there will be no two state solution with Netanyahu…he’s accepted that..and it’s okay!

“I have a very businesslike relationship with the prime minister,” Obama said. “I’ve met with him more than any other world leader. I talk with him all the time. He is representing his country’s interest the way he thinks he needs to. I’m doing the same.”

Okay. Obama saying he is representing our country is going so far out on the limb, he is in danger of falling into the deep subterfuge of famous liars who nobody forgets.

Did Hillary bring a “better smooth it out” message from the very rich Jewish Democratic donors? Or was she taking her email server to HIM? Obama and Hilary three

And speaking of donors…

How long do the American taxpayers have to keep supporting the federal government employees, who not only make on the average twice the salary than the private sector doing the same job, but evidently they don’t have to pay taxes on top of it?

WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal workers and retirees owed more than $3.5 billion in unpaid taxes last year, a $200 million increase over the previous year, the IRS said Tuesday.

Almost 305,000 federal workers and retirees owed back taxes as of Sept. 30. That’s down from 318,000 the year before.

Nobody WONDERS how many of these government employees are black, since it’s a well known fact that Al Sharpton owes 4.5 million in back taxes, and yet, he’s been to see Barack in the White House more than any other person. We can only suppose there is back tax reparation for all of Obama’s friend.Al Sharpton

And speaking of visiting the White House, Al Sharpton isn’t the only one Obama likes to hang out with, it seems his other favorite visitors are high tech CEO. And my personal favorite, Da Eric Schmidt:

Since Mr. Obama took office, employees of the Mountain View, Calif., company (Google) have visited the White House for meetings with senior officials about 230 times, or an average of roughly once a week, according to the visitor logs reviewed by the Journal.

So, we can assume that the government and Google are both in the same, and America will soon be called the China of the West.  It’s lovely to see the government take over the internet isn’t it? Might as well tie yourself to the pole right now and save them the trouble.


None of these very important unknown questions were answered today because once again, a passenger plane went missing. This time, it was the Germans who have to stand in front of the microphone and give out the usual “We just don’t know.” statements. BUT…at least they know where it crashed:

An Airbus operated by Lufthansa’s Germanwings budget airline crashed in a remote snowy area of the French Alps on Tuesday, killing all 150 on board including 16 schoolchildren.

Was this a terror attack? A pilot error? And just who is John Gualt? Was he flying the plane?

Next week we’ll wonder why it took an Afghanistan President 10 years to thank the American Taxpayer for helping out his country, when no American politicians in our history has ever thanked us.

I’m not sure this is a good sign.

Or…why the Japanese are getting plastic surgery on the lines of their palms, if Brad Pitt will marry right away after Angelina Jolie dies of cancer because he won’t want to deal with all those kids alone, and why my friend Mona, who lives in the boonies, can’t get decent internet service.


Sorry, I can’t answer that. I’m just…compelled…I’ve seen the Exorcist too many times. And by the way…that IS my vision of Eric Schmidt.

March 24, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments


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