I’m not a big Jon Stewart fan. I just don’t think he’s funny, or even very clever. I like his books better. I put up this less than clear video because it included the whole segment on what I wanted to comment about.
Here, Jon is trying to make the point that the GOP should have no right to criticize Hillary Clinton’s raising foreign money, because HERE in the United States they do the very same thing with their big donors. And he shows all the big donors of the GOP, and…this is important….leaves out the big donors of the democratic party, of which there are just as many.
Nobody Thinks that when the Supreme Court said corporations were people, and giving billions to your favorite candidate is free speech, both parties went “YAHOOOOO!”— thereby making all future Presidential races corrupted to the core. The highest bidder can buy the office. We are now ruled by a bloated plutocracy.
BUT…there’s IS a difference. Hillary is getting money from countries that are our enemies. And while the Supreme Court said it is legal for big corporations to give big checks to their candidates in the United States, it is still against the law to take money from foreign governments, because if you do, they just might end up owning your nuclear pile.
Ha ha ha…(Jon’s laugh track here.)
Wait! That’s already happened, and Hillary wasn’t even running for President yet. How clever.
The real reason Hillary is now out proclaiming we should all shut down big donors, is so that the GOP will never be able to push out their billionaires to run against the democrats ever again.
It the battle of the billionaires! I guess, Jon Stewart has too much money himself to even care to see, that he is bias, legally wrong, and just not funny.
Sorry Jon. It’s just my Nobody Opinion...I know you are loved by millions.
On a good note, I love the way you hang your head after a ‘joke’. You look just like a puppy dog that just peed on the carpet.
It’s really endearing.
Well…it’s been a fun week has it not? So let’s get right to the reason for exploring the amazing world of “we just don’t know” according to Nobody, and the many reasons it’s probably a good thing:
While this may seem unimportant, I couldn’t help but wonder, why a mayor whose city was suffering from riots, would make an appearance to address the nation, in a sports cap. Especially since it was announced that for the FIRST TIME IN BASEBALL HISTORY, a game was going to be played, but nobody would be allowed to attend. Uh.
Was this so the players would still get paid? Can we do this to football too? Who needs those slobbering fans?
Was she going right from there to the game? After all, she’s the mayor. She could have a command performance. So I naturally thought, since the outfit looked like it was very expensive, that she was going to the ball game.
Ha ha haha! White people are so funny! It took me at least an afternoon to realized that it was her way of letting the hip hop rioters out protesting that she was ‘with’ them. (Or maybe she was doing both.)
And speaking of history…
Since our government is not suppose to make decisions in matters of religion, because of the democrats always shouting that we can’t mix church and state, and therefore Jesus cannot be displayed in our schools or military, but taxpayers have to “kill’ unborn children whether they want to or not…what gives the Supreme Court the RIGHT to make a decision pertaining to historically religious unions between a man and a woman? Why don’t they just solve the whole thing, and get rid of everyone having to get a marriage license. Get the state out of it completely. Then everybody could just go get married where they wanted to, and any priest could refuse. Open Las Vegas style “marriage” celebrations for gays in every city.
And why is everyone always interpreting the “pursuit of happiness” to mean whatever anyone can think up? If my idea of happiness is making sure that no more American hating Muslims move into my neighborhood doesn’t that mean the same thing as gays wanting to marry each other?
I don’t think Americans care at all if they marry each other—- go find a tree and declare your love, why should we care? What isn’t fair (and unconstitutional) is saying that if you don’t like gays getting married, your discriminating and the state can punish you. I once had a dentist refuse to treat me, because his assistant didn’t like me. So, I went to another dentist.
I was upset, but I got over it. Where is OUR freedom of thought? Of speech? Of the right to have our own opinions? And by the way, of COURSE the founders would have thought it absurd. They were mostly Christians.
And speaking of nothing in particular. Tonight I went to a seminar on hormones and their effect on the thyroid system. The Dr. said that to do 12 minutes of getting your heart rate up is more effective than an hour pumping iron. The lady in back of me, who was at least 65, then said..
“So, you mean short and hard is better than long and soft?”
Everybody laughed, but she really didn’t get it.
I know. She really was…in this day and age, that innocent. God bless her heart.
And speaking of sex…it seems the techies can’t WAIT to have sex with machines: They now have robots pole dancing in London:
The robots will be pole dancing for the remaining four days of the event, along with presentations from leading figures in the technology industry.
So far, Stephen Hawkins has not made a comment on this particular use for machines, but he seems to think we all need to get off the planet because the machines are going to kill us all.
And they are even going to do this without suffering from PMS. That’s progress.
I vote we send that guy to Mars, with a pole dancing machine.
Better yet, send some of those pole dancing machines to the White House. One more speech about police brutality and maybe…the robots will attack and save us all from two more years.
(NSA…that WAS supposed to be a joke. Thank you. Go back to your normal porn station.)
—–what is going to happen to that Koch Brothers hater, Senator Harry Reid. He finally stepped down: not beaten by the Republicans, not beaten by ex-wives or FBI prostitutes, but…defeated by an exercise rope.Even the Prime Minster of Israel gave him a bravery shout out in front of Congress.
Headlines: Harry Reid survive fatal blow to himself, after dodging years of heavy hits from the Republican Party and never getting even a bruise.
So, what is Harry Reid going to do now? Will he form a superpac to get Hillary elected and become her Vice President? Everybody thinks Harry is going away…but is he? Personally, I think we should all sue him for damages…but that’s me.
Harry Reid I’m sure, will never go away.
And speaking of going away….
The Hillary email scandal is NOT disappearing, despite the iterate efforts she has made to make light of the whole affair. Senator Growdy wants that server, but she has claimed with a big smile: “That’s silly, I’ve destroyed them all!”
“In taking their action to evade or avoid providing information, the administration unnecessarily raises the suspicion that it has something to hide, that it might use the claim of national security to hide mistakes that are literally questions of life and death for American. The lack of transparency on the part of the Bush administration has forced Governor Kean, former Republican Governor of New Jersey, to threaten subpoenas. This should not be happening.”
The American people say:
Right Hillary. Congress has threatened YOU for not truing over your “destroyed” server. What makes you so special? And why didn’t you claim you erased your emails in the name of National Security?
By the way, speaking of National Security….
Last week two men tried to break into the NSA, dressed as women. They were of course shot (one killed) and it was determined that they were just two prostitutes who got high on cocaine and decided to go find an SUV, steal it, and find themselves a party with some NSA guys.
Nobody Knows why these men were not called “transvestites” instead of prostitutes, and how do we know they were not looking for Obama? They might have been invited.
We don’t know. But…we DO remember Obama’s fondness for dressing up….
Speaking of being invited…
Obama’s invitation (to be fair Jeb Bush invited them too) to all the children of the world to come to America as soon as possible has lead to another wave of ‘children’ to flood our southern borders. After all, the weather is warm again.
And speaking of hormones…
Hillary isn’t the only one having a rough time appealing to the masses…Jeb Bush may be racking up big donors…but the conservative base does NOT want him…second in the lead is Scott Walker.
How is Jeb going to get rid of him? Easy. Play the race card. Scott Walker may be racist against the flood of immigrants, because he is…white.
Jeb warns that republicans “must accept a changing country: that the path to the presidency will be found through appealing to voters who may not look like them.”
Will Jeb Bush say that all his opponents are racists for not accepting the “children’ of the world…even though they really ARE adults…let’s not kid ourselves.
And speaking of children…
As talks over Iran’s nuclear weapons program neared their deadline Tuesday, the Commander of Iran”s Basij (volunteer) Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Naqdi, was quoted as saying that “wiping Israel off the map is not up for negotiation.”
Wow. There’s that little negotiating problem with Israel will be wiped off the map.
Will John Kerry and Obama sign an agreement to let Iran “Wipe Israel off the map>” and erase it from their computers?
Will no one be allowed to see the treaty?
Ha! Does a baseball pitcher spit every 9 seconds?
No matter. The Senate has voted 100-0 not to honor Obama’s treaty.
Sounds like a winner to me!
Next week, we will wonder HOW Monica Lewinsky got a PhD from Oxford, if Joe Biden is friends with Bill Cosby, and if there is a Walking Dead book for Dummies.
I have a feeling I’m going to need one.
She already had a double mastectomy, and now, due to her cancer scare she will undergo ‘menopause’ sooner rather than later. On top of that, she plans to make money off her many surgeries by writing a book about it. I suppose that the rest of us feel great compassion for her having to go through all that, but to be frank: (Can I be frank?) The woman is so thin to begin with, I’m wondering if she can stand losing any more parts of her body? Soon, all we’ll see is lips with hair.
Now, on to the more important subject of the question of why Hillary Clinton paid a visit yesterday to the White House.
It was reported that Hillary visited Obama for over an hour yesterday…so Nobody Wonders...what was discussed? How she expects him to help her replace him? The erases emails? What?
No reporter on any news network is the LEAST bit curious…but today, Obama came out and made a big to do about how he will ALWAYS support Israel, so that leads us all to imagine that there are a lot of Jewish democrats not exactly happy about how Obama treats Netanyahu. In his press conference today, he was almost too sweet about Netanyahu, as if he was trying to reassure everyone that he really WILL protect Israel. He understands that there will be no two state solution with Netanyahu…he’s accepted that..and it’s okay!
“I have a very businesslike relationship with the prime minister,” Obama said. “I’ve met with him more than any other world leader. I talk with him all the time. He is representing his country’s interest the way he thinks he needs to. I’m doing the same.”
Okay. Obama saying he is representing our country is going so far out on the limb, he is in danger of falling into the deep subterfuge of famous liars who nobody forgets.
And speaking of donors…
How long do the American taxpayers have to keep supporting the federal government employees, who not only make on the average twice the salary than the private sector doing the same job, but evidently they don’t have to pay taxes on top of it?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal workers and retirees owed more than $3.5 billion in unpaid taxes last year, a $200 million increase over the previous year, the IRS said Tuesday.
Almost 305,000 federal workers and retirees owed back taxes as of Sept. 30. That’s down from 318,000 the year before.
Nobody WONDERS how many of these government employees are black, since it’s a well known fact that Al Sharpton owes 4.5 million in back taxes, and yet, he’s been to see Barack in the White House more than any other person. We can only suppose there is back tax reparation for all of Obama’s friend.
And speaking of visiting the White House, Al Sharpton isn’t the only one Obama likes to hang out with, it seems his other favorite visitors are high tech CEO. And my personal favorite, Da Eric Schmidt:
Since Mr. Obama took office, employees of the Mountain View, Calif., company (Google) have visited the White House for meetings with senior officials about 230 times, or an average of roughly once a week, according to the visitor logs reviewed by the Journal.
So, we can assume that the government and Google are both in the same, and America will soon be called the China of the West. It’s lovely to see the government take over the internet isn’t it? Might as well tie yourself to the pole right now and save them the trouble.
None of these very important unknown questions were answered today because once again, a passenger plane went missing. This time, it was the Germans who have to stand in front of the microphone and give out the usual “We just don’t know.” statements. BUT…at least they know where it crashed:
An Airbus operated by Lufthansa’s Germanwings budget airline crashed in a remote snowy area of the French Alps on Tuesday, killing all 150 on board including 16 schoolchildren.
Was this a terror attack? A pilot error? And just who is John Gualt? Was he flying the plane?
Next week we’ll wonder why it took an Afghanistan President 10 years to thank the American Taxpayer for helping out his country, when no American politicians in our history has ever thanked us.
I’m not sure this is a good sign.
Or…why the Japanese are getting plastic surgery on the lines of their palms, if Brad Pitt will marry right away after Angelina Jolie dies of cancer because he won’t want to deal with all those kids alone, and why my friend Mona, who lives in the boonies, can’t get decent internet service.
And YOU are wondering...WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO US EVERY DAY! !”
Sorry, I can’t answer that. I’m just…compelled…I’ve seen the Exorcist too many times. And by the way…that IS my vision of Eric Schmidt.
Because that’s what happened. America has been watching reruns of Homer Simpson…not paying much attention to the wars overseas in Iraq, or the fact that our Congress doesn’t declare war anymore, and the fact that almost ALL of our Constitutional rights have been thrown out the proverbial dustbin window, with tons of political pundits exclamation of —“Constitution? What? That old thing?”
When Obama gave himself the right to kill, capture, or jail a citizen without due process, we all just turned the channel to “Whose winning the game?”
So much of that legal nonsense was kept off our TVs, along with the Iraq war. and then, there he was: The slickest marketing program ever run in a Presidential campaign all wrapped up in a big flashy white smile promising the WONDERS of all wonders: Change.
YES! IN JUST FIVE DAYS WE WILL FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE AMERICA!
Who knew he was talking about making himself Napoleon?
Nobody checked to see if he was eligible. (Actually the Clinton’s knew, but shut up about it.)
A black President, who talked white. He came out of nowhere, and NOBODY asked where he got the money to buy the Presidency. Yes, I said buy.
Somebody was coaching the brilliant marketing of this strange man, who came off as the God of Gods. The perfect candidate. Next to Obama, both Hillary and Mitt Romney, couldn’t with all their money beat that big flashy smile
America LOVES a success story. And a good-looking man. And there he was.
But this time, around, neither Jeb NOR Hillary have that star power, and so, Hillary is not going to take any chances this time…because the internet has been active. She’s hired the BEST marketing people who money can buy. From Coke.
The people of America, have taken a while to wake up. After opening up their disappearing paychecks they went—- “What’s going on here?” And there it was…information, on all the rights they are supposed to have–hey, they don’t? We are being $&$^%#D they all said,— And being a nation of Homer Simpsons, we didn’t know that our whole country had been high jacked, and wow. this is a long introduction to bring me to the subject of today’s piece.
Who high jacked our country?
Let’s ask the judge: First, let me say I ADORE Judge Andrew P. Napolitano, a man who knows just about as much about our rights and laws as any man alive, STILL..
I have to agree with the socialist (okay…I hate them, I really do, but…cringe here) Bernie Sanders, AND even the Indian wacko Elizabeth Warren: Corporations are NOT people. How CAN they claim, that corporations are people? The judge disagrees.
“Take, for example, the publicly condemned holding in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission(2010) The Supreme Court invalidated a sixty-two year old statute prohibiting corporations and labor unions from utilizing general treasury funds to support or defeat a candidate in the sixty days preceding an election. The majority opinion, written by Justice Anthony M. Kennedy held that the First Amendment does not allow for the government to distinguish between speakers in order to determine who can voice tier support for political candidates. As Justice Kennedy wrote, the First Amendment “has it fullest and most urgent application to speech uttered during a campaign for political office. Moreover the fact that one speaker may have more wealth than another does not necessitate a ban on speech.” Bill Gates most likely has more money than you and I combined, but a ban on his speech simply on account of his wealth would be patently unconstitutional.
He goes on:
Opponents of the decision claim that will be corruption in the electoral process, as individuals opinions will be overshadowed by corporate prerogatives, and the holding will lead to a future in which the President is chosen by the Board of Directors of General Motors.
However while these dire predictions might be worth debating it is the corporation and unions constitution right to endorse the candidates of the choosing. After all our founders did not seek to found the most convenient or efficient form of government but the government which would best guarantee our fundamental liberties. Critics of Citizen Unite err in their failure to recognize this point.
Okay. I want to know, how letting unions, and billionaires, and in Bill and Hillary’s case, money from foreign governments— BEST guarantee the vast majority of citizens fundamental liberties? IF the corporations have the most money, then we become a ..government ruled by oligarchy, or just as bad, a democracy if you like.
IF we lived in a time when politicians could never be bought, that might make sense, but we don’t. And the Judge knows that.
For example, the teachers union have supported democrats forever. The people IN the union do not have a say what party the union leaders gives to. And look what it’s done to our kids.
Our schools are the WORST, and it matters not. The unions keep the leaders they want in power, and the money stays at the top.
Sure, Bill Gates should be allowed to give as much money of his personal wealth as he wants to, but when it comes to corporations and CEO’s who want to buy influence—–our political system is just about as corrupt as any.
I do not believe for one minute our Founders thought that rich men, “buying” an election was a fundamental right..especially if it hurts the vast majority. And look around: it has.
And how do we know that Obama isn’t doing what he is doing as a quid-pro-quo for the many governments around the world that HE received money from while campaigning? Does Joe Blow get a ride on Air Force One when Obama goes to China to make trade deals? No, he couldn’t afford it.
Saudi money funded Obama’s college education. And I don’t know about you, but when Obama leaned over to Medvedev to whisper that he’d be able to do more once he was elected, it was said just like a man who had been paid a huge sum of money, and was expected to deliver.
Is that why he lets Putin go unchecked?
So I have to admit, I’m a simple Nobody. but these huge corporations and banks were bailed out by a Presidents, who FORCED the American people to pay for their criminal mistakes. Mistakes, caused by Presidents making certain decision affecting millions of people but putting billions into the pockets of those who continue to steal from us all.
I would love the Judge to explain this to me, because…I just don’t get it. Judge? I’m all ears. Either your WRONG…or I’m just too stupid to get it.
Well cowboys and cowgirls…I bet you’re wondering like me, how in the WORLD did America come to our below the average intelligence of Presidential selfies? WHY are the leaders of the last thirty years, ignoring the white middle class of America, the majority of whom pay their bills?
Is it the water? Drugs? Money? Or is it….the incubator? The great incubator of our political elites?
Where DO these people get together?
Just how important is that incubator of education where we get all our leaders–our Presidents–our vast Congressional leaders?
Very important. In fact, the deck is stacked for the elites. All Obama needed to give him credibility was Harvard. Never mind that he sealed all his school records, and that he was put as President of the Harvard Law Review and didn’t even have to write a single word.
All he needed to do was say he went there. Amazing.
About a dozen years ago, a man named Ron Unz actually did a study on the makeup of Harvard’s students. He found that 20 percent of the student body was Asian. . and 25 to 33 percent were Jewish. Asians were then 3 percent of the population, and the Jews were 2.5 percent. What he found out, after factoring in foreign students, athletes, children of alumni and faculty, he found that White Christians then 70 percent of the population were down to 25 percent of Harvard’s enrollment. The student bodies of Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Berkeley and Stanford was much the same.
“As Hispanics, Asians, blacks, and Jewish Americans vote heavily Democratic, the picture that emerged was of an Ivy League elite salving it social conscience by cheating white Christians out of first class tickets into society’s top-tier, and given them instead to Harvard’s preferred minorities. If the admissions politics of all the elite colleges and graduate schools are structured so that half the students are Asian, Jewish, and the progeny of pervious graduates, and another fourth comes in through affirmative action, while white Christians are always under represented, there is no doubt as to who will be running the country and who will be riding in the back of the bus. ” Patrick J. Buchanan
And right now….trying to get into the front of the bus is a white man named Scott Walker.
Scott Walker is in the lead for the GOP contenders at the moment, and what are they attacking him on?
He doesn’t have a college degree. In reality what they really mean is he did not go to Harvard. On the other hand, Jeb Bush got a degree from Texas University, after making poor grades all his life.Jeb’s degree is in Latin American studies. He was being groomed to be the first bi-lingual elite President.
Hillary, doesn’t speak Spanish.
It doesn’t matter that Jeb went to Texas…maybe Harvard didn’t offer the Latin American Studies, which is what he is going to run on…the Spanish vote.
The point is, the regular kid, from Iowa or Tennessee, never stood a chance of going to an elite college and getting into the connections of power.
It didn’t matter if he scored perfect on every test.
They handpicked our future…and it is here. If we want to be represented, we’d have to start our own country….again.
Right now: we sit at the back of the bus.
And now you KNOW why that big, fat, grin is on Obama’s face.
Here’s something I just saw on Moonbattery and decided to pass it on to you!
It’s coming, the end of 2014. I don’t know about you, but I suggest we light a match and burn the sucker into the annals of historical “Let’s not forget that nasty sucker” annals. Tell me, what will we all remember about it, if we should live even ten more years?
It will be known as the year America got her first full-fledged dictator. That’s what happens when you elect a man who runs for the American Presidency on his Muslim name instead of his American one.
I think 2014 will someday be considered, as the worst American year ever. Oh sure. There were worse years in our past: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War I, World War II–the day they shot Bambi’s mother. But that’s nothing compared to when a President threatens the country with his pen and his phone.
When you have dictatorial power, there is nothing more threatening.
Remember that after the horror of WWII, millions came home, and said, “Enough of THAT crap.” Things got better. They made sure of it.
That was the American dream: This..is the American nightmare.
2014 was the year of unbelievable Presidential lies–with both feet planted firmly in the air, Obama produced scandal after scandal, and just when you thought there couldn’t be another one, there was. His wife tried to starve all the school children, in the name of saving them.
Hollywood filled us with images of blatant sex, homosexual, transsexual, and interracial relations. White men were falling in love with black women on every sitcom. Of course, all those black women were beautiful, and 100 pounds thinner than the black women walking around downtown Ferguson. And now, the children must be able to decide what sex they are: physical facts are no longer important.
It was the year that the state proudly announced that for the first time…single mothers outnumbered married couples.
The debt is so high, no one DARES to ever mention it again.
It was a year of auto recalls, and computer hackers–massive layoffs, and store closings. A winter so cold you could open your front door, put your food outside in the snow, and save on electric, which Obama wants us all to use less of.
A year of zombies sitcoms, and heinous attacks on Christians.
If you booked a flight in a Malaysia airline, you MIGHT not make your destination. It was a year where CNN was turned off because of all the progressive liberal lies, and then FOX was turned off because of all the progressive conservative lies, but everyone wants to see the legs so they get more viewers.
It was a year where Lois Lerner lost thousands of emails, and Jeb Bush found thousands of his. We should have seen hers, we did NOT need to see his.
It was the year when honest and true Americans were ostracized and lambasted as traitors: Ted Cruz and Edward Snowdon were both..verbally pistol whipped for months on end—while at the same time, a President traded five hardcore jihadists for one American traitor, who got men killed looking for him, and gave his Muslim parents a big White House welcome.
(Are you starting to see the pattern here?)
Yes, it was the year that Obama gave the Middle East BACK to the barbarians, while at the same time making sure that the Americans lives lost in those wars, were lost for nothing.
It was the year that Americans everywhere lost their health insurance, veterans couldn’t get into their hospitals, and a president welcomed Ebola patients into the country.
It was the year we watched a president play more golf than Tiger Woods.
It was the year Russia took over the Ukraine, and held the winter Olympics, and in true Russian fashion, won all the gold. It was the year China took over as the biggest economic county in the world.
It was a year where Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin called the President racist names we would probably be arrested for.
It was the year that Obama ordered (Come on, sure he did) the IRS to attacked conservatives and Lois Lerner got off for committing the dictator’s crimes.
We are NOT in Kansas anymore.
It was year, where a governor called out the National Guard and didn’t even use them, when angry mobs burned down a city, in order for the news media and a President to start a race war with the cops. When Obama said that race relations have never been better than under him, you can hear bear poop in the woods there is so much silence. In the meantime blacks riot all over the country, and close down malls and wear tee shirts saying “I can’t breather” and “Hands Up, don’t Shot!”
A year when an American President reached out to Cuba, and handed them millions just to put an American embassy on their Island.
It snowed in Hawaii. In fact, the winter Polar Vortex was SO cold, global warming was changed to climate change. California had to ration water due to drought, and some men actually landed on a comet 330 million miles away, but because it used solar panels, it couldn’t broadcast much.
And yet, Obama will still push solar panels in the middle of the ice age.
The good news: the top one percent got so very rich, they can now buy up pretty much the rest of the whole world, which always leads to communism because when the people start starving, the rich elites that controlled the crony capitalism come in and say,
“Nothing is FAIR..so all of YOU must sacrificed to feed each other!”
“We can’t. We are too important.”
The overwhelming majority of republicans put into Congress were suppose to stop Obamacare, and the millions of illegal’s that will be flooding our country soon.
They have no intention of doing it at all.
We the America people— are expendable.
We are the children of the greatest generation, and yet our generation nurtured their babies in the communists hubs of our rich elite universities– where all the powerful come to rule-and they have betrayed us.
If Hillary is elected, doctors won’t be able to take money from a patient out of their pocket, doctors will continue to disappear, and no matter how much they hope Jeb Bush will become President, she leads him 54 percent to 41.
I’m taking last year’s calendar outside and burning it.
I’m currently in the weird and strange section at my local library, and I came across the most fascinating story yesterday —so of course, I just had to reprint some of it here.
The book is Memoirs and Prophecies of an Extraterrestrial God. THE LOST BOOK OF ENKI by Zechariah Sitchin.
Let me set this up: The Sumerian Tablets are the history of a race of ‘gods’ from another planet called Nibiru, who came to earth to mine our gold, and to take it back to their planet. Did these aliens have a sophisticated political system? You would have thought so, but no. They ruled by hereditary Lords and Kings. And so, when the ruler, Alalu, came to Earth, and found the gold, he figured his fate for all time as the planet’s most celebrated hero was set.
Ha! Let this be a lesson to all gods.
After he set up base camp on earth, along came some of his sons and Alalu (the guy who found the gold) was really happy to see them, UNTILL it came time to decide who should rule what. The one son, who was after Dad’s job, Anu, said…Let’s draw lots!
Alalu, lost. His sons got to rule the Earth, and their home planet. He was pretty pissed off.
Okay, I’ve set up the scene:
With disdain Alalu took off his clothing, likewise did Anu unrobe.
In nakedness did the two royals begin to grapple, a mighty struggle it was
Alalu bent his knee, to the ground Alalu fell:
Anu on the chest of Alalu with his foot pressed down, victory in the wrestling thereby declaring.
By wrestling the decision was made: I am the King, to Nibiru. Alalu shall not return!
So was Anu saying as he removed his foot from the fallen Alalu.
Up as a lighting Alalu from the ground arose. By the legs Anu he pulled down.
His mouth was wide open, swiftly he the malehood of Anu bit off.
The malehood of Anu did Alalu swallow.
In pained agony did Anu a cry to the heavens shout:
As you can guess, Alalu was taken to a nearby planet (Mars?) and left to die.
And IF we are truly decedents from these wacko’s, then I’d say, it explains a lot of history, including how we got Al Sharpton.
If you happen to think that politics has NEVER been so partisan, think again. The troubles of the Donkey VS the Elephant began years ago…when George Washington, who was sick of all the partisan fighting said, “I’m leaving this town and you can TAKE this job and shove it.”
Okay, he was a lot more dignified about it. But the fighting started during his last years as President, and it has never stopped. The partisan bickering started: The Virginians VS the Northerners. (Or Federalists.) OR…South VS the North. The Jeffersonian VS the Federalists. Whatever—none of them got along.
In the North, Hamilton had already been working with the banks of England, and his push for a National Bank was seen by the South as a way to transfer power from the agrarian sectors of the South, to the commercial enterprises of the North. They (Lead by Jefferson) thought the National Bank was unconstitutional.
(Jefferson would be the Ron Paul of today.)
Abigail Adam’s keen observance— “I firmly believe that if I live ten years longer, I saw see a division of Northern and Southern states. “
And right when America was just getting her first steps: Along came the French Revolution. (1793) Washington declared the United States neutral. He didn’t want to take sides in the war between the French and the British, because the United States was heavily trading with BOTH countries. Add to that, we had signed a peace treaty with England in 1778.
But the people of the United States, loved the French and hated the British, for obvious reasons. America would not have been able to defeat the British without the French.
And so–the Partisan political divides began: French loving Americans sided with Thomas Jefferson, and basically started the democratic party, which they called Republican, to show you–that Democrats got the habit of saying everything backwards from Thomas Jefferson. (Hey, you tell me. They are STILL saying black is white.)
Now, France was not to let a good crisis go to waste, so getting together with Jefferson, the French Minister, Edmond Genet, started stirring up the masses to get Americans to defy their government and come to the cause of the French in liberty, equality, and fraternity. (Hope and Change to come) People protested and marched in every single city, and newspapers were filled with both sides–yelling obscenities like “You WAGGER FRENCH LOVER YOU!” And “YOU LOVE KING GEORGE AND EAT MY OYSTER”
And thus began partisan politics. Americans have not given it up since. In fact, we have perfected it, and made it a huge part of the American economic engine. (That’s another blog.)
But, back to 1793. Most of the people wanted to go back to war with Great Britain, and anyone who didn’t want to go back to war, was labeled: horrors of horrors: an aristocrat.
Now we can just call them “chicken- shits.”
Hard to believe that the Jeffersonian Republicans (democrats) wanted to go to war back then, but there you go. Like I said, confusion.
Republican editorials blasted Washington and Hamilton. They were both hated.
While Thomas Jefferson was Secretary of State, he was orchestrating the Republican opposition to the very government he officially served.
Imagine Harry Reid having secret meetings with the Koch Brothers.
So—-why was Jefferson rallying Americans to go after the British again? History reports he was afraid the government would become bigger than the states.
(Eventually, that DID happen.)
BUT..John Adams thought he knew the real reason:
In John’s opinion Jefferson’s true motives were blatantly self-serving. Like so many of the Virginia planters he was heavily in debt to British creditors, and therefore predisposed toward an anti-British foreign policy that would delay repayment into the indefinite future.
And so he spread the rumor that the treaty with Britain, which John Jay arranged, was the big problem. John Jay’s Treaty with Britain removed the British troops from the West, and stopped the British Frigates from raiding American ships in the Caribbean. That was a GOOD thing. The British paid us back for whatever we lost from their Navy raiding our ships, and we agreed that American debtors— chiefly Virginia planters— pay off their prewar debt to British creditors.
How did the American people feel about that Treaty? They burned John Jay effigies in every town.
(Now, you can’t even wear a NRA cap to the voting booth.)
And Jefferson had help. James Madison, was working with Jefferson (who was in hiding in Monticello pretending he was out of politics) and they sabotaged the treaty by denying the funds for its implantation it in the House.
(Something the House NEVER does now…Can you say, Obamacare?)
John believed he was watching the triumph of party politics in its most partisan form…and he said this:
The republican opposition was highly orchestrated, “all moving as one Man, not a dissenting Voice among them, appearing as if drawn by one Cord.”
And that’s what has made the democratic party so successful: That cord has never been broken.
So, how is Congress doing in 2014? They are as far apart as they were in the beginning. Nothing is new here under the sun, and nothing ever changes, except the corruption in both parties borders BEYOND the obscene.
(From FRIST FAMILY and YES–I’m still reading it. )
It’s one thing for the liberals to get into our eating habits, now they are using sports as another means to promote their agenda: which is usually don’t offend anybody: gays, or Indians.
But, Kirk Herbstreit put some common sense back into play:
The ESPN announcer responded by strongly disagreeing with Costas’ decision to inject politics into his sports duties:
Well I work on two shows, College GameDay in the morning, studio show like you guys do. I’ll talk about that topic…I’m going to break down the game, analyze the game, the subject matters involving that night and that broadcast. I just don’t think that’s the platform to do that. I agree with Al.
As NewsBusters has documented, Costas has a long history of pushing his liberal agenda while covering sports for NBC. In December of 2012, Costas blamed an NFL player’s murder-suicide on guns by proclaiming “If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.” During the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, Costas proclaimed that Vladimir Putin was a better statesman that President Obama.
Costas has also weighed in on the debate over the Washington Redskins name, insisting in October 2013 that “Redskins can’t possibly honor a heritage…It’s an insult, a slur.” While Costas has eagerly talked politics while covering sports, millions of Americans would likely agree with ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit that politics and sports shouldn’t mix.
So, congratulations Kirk Herbstreit, you win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week, for expressing what most everyone feels who is a sports fan:
Please…just call the game guys.
In case no one has noticed, I really don’t care what Daniel Hannan says, it’s always a joy.
And I post him just because….he always makes so much sense.
I was browsing the internet when I saw this video.
Watch this young black republican school this typical democrat who—– when he can’t win the argument, leaves.
She does a good job at destroying his message.
To make something funny, sometimes there has to be a bit of truth in it, and last night at the White House Correspondent Dinner, comedian Joel McHale pretty much summed up the all the people who attended with one perfect word: Ghouls.
His description was perfect: From Obama on down, the room was filled with rich, snobby looking ghouls. The once supportive and sycophantic members of the first “BLACK” President, were not so thrilled anymore with their black star. They looked pale. Tired. Bored. The black man who makes everything he talks about, pertain to the color of skin, you could tell, was starting to get to them..
There is only so often that you can talk about how much white people are racist, before it just starts getting old.
The theme was America is now and always WILL be…a racist country, and so special new awards were giving to black students to honor the first black White House reporter. Sorry, I didn’t catch his name…although Obama did mention that he now has a high school named after himself in Chicago.
Obama took over the dinner from the beginning. The first half was all about the White House Press corps, as if, no other media outlet counted. CNN,FOX, MSNBC…merely sidekicks to the very special reporters that have to sit in front of Jay Carney every day.
The video was a Obama and Bill Clinton love fest, and one got the feeling that it was made for the people out in America watching the dinner, because everybody who has been following the news knows that Obama has shut just about every reporter and photographer, out of the White House. The White House Press corps doesn’t even exist anymore. Obama gets to choose the question AND the reporter he will talk to that day. It’s staged. It’s all staged.
Then we had the “scholarships” awards given to blacks, women, foreigners–just about everybody but a white guy. We heard Steve Thomas, the White House Press Core President, give us all another “American has been so racist” lecture about blacks and women….that when on for another 20 minutes, and even I was wondering how any man could be so cheery talking about the horrible people in America.
Steve really was cheery.
And as they called out the names of the winners, Michelle saved her biggest hugs for the black kids, and what did they get? A measly $2500 reward. The kids were carefully picked for the color of their skin, their citizenship to foreign countries. and their devotion, no doubt, to global warming, if they would have let any of them talk.
(Wow. Mom..DAD! Look, I got $3,000 scholarship from Obama!)
For all the gripping Obama does about the ‘RICH” the irony of it is, they live richer than everybody, and yet, not one ghoul in that audience besides FOX news think there is any contradiction there, because they are all rich.So when Joe Biden did a video where he’s driving a fancy convertible, looking like he’s only 20 and acting “cool.” and you have to wonder…THIS is humor? (see video below) Are they TRYING to rub it in our faces that they are rich?
Yes— the man who is one step away from the President, can wear sunglasses, and act like a pick-up artist. That should make us feel…safe?
Obama jokes were mostly cutting–putting down just about everyone he wanted to, with a smirk, and a “you can’t touch me” attitude. CNN, the Koch brothers, FOX, Bundy…he sure can talk.
It was lame.
And classless. Which left Joel McHale with nowhere else to go BUT stupid gay jokes, and more classless jokes, and some truths…like the one where he said he was pretty sure Obama would be graded right up there with the first…50 Presidents.
So how did the ghouls like it? You could tell by the applause…weak. VERY weak. They are already tired of this black man who rules them now with a black iron fist.
They are now being told that only the White House propaganda machine is important, and the ghouls…can’t say it out loud, but you could see it on their faces. They have been shut out, from the Messiah, and this hope and change was not exactly what even THEY anticipated.
So, I’m sorry to-day that The White House Correspondence dinner was changed tonight…to another propaganda agenda PR event for the left…and the stars they will pick for tomorrow to report and obey, the President.
There is no class left in this President. Like he said, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.
Will the ghouls of the Press Corps wake up from their zombie sleep? The only one who looked awake was Arianna Huffington.
Or will they march on, collecting their big salaries and repeating what the White House wants?
Gee…we didn’t need a White House Dinner to know the answer to that now, did we? Hopefully next year, Joe Biden will wrestle a bear, or else the zombies in America will start eating out instead staying home and watching the White House Correspondent dinner on Cable.
I’d rather eat a bug.