Last week, here in Missouri, a hard-working rodeo clown put on a mask of Obama and asked the crowd if they would like to see Obama run down by a bull. The crowd loved it. ( I would have too.) Someone posted a video, and the Democrats jumped on that story like a pack of piranha’s snacking on Michael Moore left thigh for lunch.
Didn’t I tell you? Anything that they can make a racial issue out of…they will.
It’s a running joke that has been happening at rodeo’s across the nation since they started. In fact, wearing masks and making fun of Presidents has been a grand tradition since the beginning of our country…we have a Constitutional right to make fun of all politicians.
The clown was meant to be imitating a dummy, another witness, Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association member David Berry, told the Associated Press. Bull ring clowns often dress as sitting presidents, Mr. Berry said.
What the hell is this? A redneck lynching? There has NOT been in my memory… a Halloween that’s gone by that somebody was not wearing a President’s mask. Ban all the people from wearing Presidents mask at Halloween then.
I’m sorry. Mr. Obama doesn’t get special privileges just because he’s half-black, and wants to play Hitler. The conservative people HATE Obama, not because he’s black, but because he is destroying their lives…of course they loved it.
We need to remind EVERYONE that we do have a first amendment right to free speech. This is a dangerous precedent, but Obama will not be mocked by anyone. And we have seen him come down on this poor man with the full force of his army.
Missouri is being blasted as being full of racists rednecks, and the poor man was barred from life from ever being a clown again. I would SUE if I were him.
I live in Missouri, and it is much like the country. Our black populations live mostly in St. Louis and Kansas City. The rest of the state is rural, and conservative. Our House AND Senate is Republican..
And yet…what never made sense to me is—-How could the state elect overwhelmingly a Republican House and Senate AND yet…get to the booth and go…Uh..well…I want Democrats to be in the top seats? No. Nope. Didn’t happen. Nope.
Mitt Romney did beat Obama there in 2012 by almost 10 points, 53.8 percent to 44.4 percent.
So, all these conservatives…voted for a Republican President, a Republican Congress…but decided to elect a Democrat (Jay Nixon) for governor? And Claire McCaskill for Senate? Claire ..who has always been a staunch Obama lover, is hated just as much as Obama by conservatives here in Missouri. How in the world did she get elected?”
I don’t think so. That I why I have always said….watch who the leaders are. It matters not what the people’s representatives do, if the guys at the top are ‘progressives.” And as long as they keep their hand-picked men at the top…let the people vote all they want. It’s rigged here in Missouri—all my gut instincts say so. Maybe not everywhere, but they take care of these things. How ELSE did the Clintons stay in power for so long?
The White House spokesman, Josh Earnest, said this:
“It was certainly not one of the finer moments in our state.”
Well Josh, as a native Missourian I have this to say:
“The election of Barack Obama was not one of the finer moments in our history. In fact, he is probably next to Bill Clinton, the biggest mistake we ever made. Obama is against all the things that we love as Americans. Sam Adams would be leading the tea party throwing his basketballs into the ocean. Obama doesn’t like white, gun-toting, bible clinging Americans, and they don’t like him.
And this Halloween, I am wearing my Obama mask when I answer the door. It would do the country well if all conservatives put on his mask, and give the kids….nothing, or take their candy away. They are never too young to learn who their enemies are and what communism is all about. In fact, if that clown doesn’t want that mask anymore he can send it to my house.
This week, Rand Paul is getting hammered. It’s the “Sarah Palin” attack all over again, except this time Chris Christie is on the attack. Christie no doubt wants the Republican nomination, and yet, he is beyond a RINO…he is a RIDO
(Republican Imitating Democrats Only.)
For whatever it’s worth, Rand Paul put him in his place, and Christie ends up looking like a big Union Thug bully, which is no doubt, why New Jersey Loves him.
Ann Coulter, on the other hand, doesn’t anymore.
Rand Paul wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week, because he wasn’t afraid to point out the REAL porker talking.
Nobody Rants on a Sunday
Last Saturday, there were not many people at my local pool. There I was, doing my water exercises when a young father jumped in with his 11- month old baby girl. She was as happy as a little chirping bird, as her father proudly claimed to me that he’d have her swimming by the time she was one…just wait. As she sucked on her daddy’s fingers and made baby noises, he continued to tell me about his life…the mother of the child, whom he never married and he was separated from, even though he had helped raised her other child by another man…a young boy, was not there. But, he was happy to have his little girl, and his bulldog, and his job as a construction worker. All the time he was talking to me, a nine-year old black child was swimming around us both, smiling as if there wasn’t a prejudice bone in his body. I wondered where his parents were, and then decided all he wanted was somebody to watch him do all his new “tricks” and so I became his substitute parent in the pool.
As the morning went on, the young man told me he had ADD. He had been on all kinds of medication for it, and basically said, it was all speed, and it worked, because he just has TOO much energy.
Now, I don’t happen to think ‘energy’ is any kind of a problem whatsoever. But this man had been convinced though-out his lifetime that his ADD was some sort of mental disorder.
For instance, the next day, I visited an old high school buddy, and while we were outside, and I was helping her clean her pool, I asked her if there had been many riots in St. Louis, because she works for the crime lab, and she would know.
“Oh yes!” she said. Evidently, there had been beatings and other things, and then she said,
‘”I don’t blame them.”
“Gee, I think even YOU would shoot somebody if they were pounding your head into the concrete.” I said. I might add, this lady just bought three guns. I…have not.
Obviously…no, she would not have shot him.
My thoughts in my head were— nothing gives the right for any people to go around beating up other people…but I didn’t say it. I dropped the subject. Whatever views she has about Trayvon Martin have been formed from the local News stations she listened to and her own mind. And on one of those local News stations, I heard a black man say to the very experienced white woman reporter that Trayvon Martin was killed in cold blood. The white anchor woman, agreed.
Zimmerman was a cold blooded killer. They play the “white guilt” card, and the white liberal feels good about him or herself for nodding and agreeing that all white people are basically raciest.
Why did I say nothing to my friend? The truth is…I don’t want to upset her. And HER anger is real.
I would never change her mind in a million years, and she would never change mine. And the country has come to that it seems. It’s not just a black and white issue, it’s much deeper. The country is falling apart and each sides blames the other.
But, back to the pool. After an hour of great conversation and watching a loving father bond with his baby girl, the man turned to the black kid and said: “I have to go change her, and we can get ready to go…”
The black kid nodded. He had come with the white man to the pool and his baby.
I had let him borrow my mask…
“Okay, I have to go too” I said. “If I’m here tomorrow, I’ll let you borrow it again.” He was a cute kid.
And the two racist white people got out of the pool.
Earl W. Jackson gave one of the most rousing patriotic speeches in the history of Virginia. He wins the Nobody’s Fool award for this week, hands down!
Watch, enjoy, and then stand up and applaud!
As you see in the above video, Carney used the “crazy birthers” excuse to dismiss any wrongdoing against ‘President’ Obama that comes up. Obama could order his administration to kill everyone over 65, in order to save the economy, and Carney would come out and say that was just silly, and to say that Obamacare is going to kill anyone over 65 was just like the old “birther” movement attack. Silly.
(Even though it actually will condemn many over that age to die sooner rather than later.)
One of the reason that Carney can use such a lame excuse is precisely because Glenn Beck attacked anyone who thought it was important that we follow the constitution and screamed at them for days because he thought there was nothing to it.
Long ago, when logic ruled the land and before major media moguls had major economic and political agenda’s, nobody would have voted for a man named Gunther Hitler Goebbels, or Barack Hirohito Obama. And for a man who ran for President, to change his name from Barry to Barack and include his middle name Hussein, after the very man who attacked and killed over 3,000 innocent American people, well most Americans from the greatest generation would have been downright insulted about it.
It was an INSULT for this man to use the name Barack Hussein Obama, to run as an American president. IF he was a true American, he would have kept the name of his childhood, Barry Soetoro. Even if that’s not the name he wanted to go by. EVEN if Barack Hussein Obama is his real name. I certainly wouldn’t have run for President calling myself Joyanna Hussein Adams—-would you have done such a thing?
And BECAUSE our Congress did not even check to see if he was authorized to run for office, we now have a madman who is bent on the destruction of our country, holding the most power. And that’s what happens when a foreigner gets into the highest office. That’s why our founders put that into our Constitution, it’s the worst possible scenario. And Glenn Beck swears by our Constitution…just not on this.
So, sorry Glenn. You were dead wrong on this. You can’t just uphold SOME of the Constitution. We realize you thought it was too late to change the fact that Obama was President and we should focus on other things, but to damn the logical people who see the lies and forgeries coming from his birth certificate, was not very smart, or honest. Because of your past actions on this matter, you helped lead us to this point, where Obama and Carney can say every accusation is stupid…just like that ”birther” thing.
Glenn Beck is doing exactly what he condemns the left for doing: Picking and choosing whatever law they want to. And Glenn was pretty vicious in his attacks. All the while good men were trying to point out that Obama is a fraud.
Not exactly Glenn’s finest moment.
—When you’re feeling under the weather. I had one of those days today. It was the first beautiful day we’ve had since last winter, got up to 82 degrees, so I mowed the lawn…but I lost two of the rose bushes my dad planted years ago. (They fall over my fence) It was just their time. I could only muster cutting down half of them, then I quit. I want to be tender about it…does that make sense?
No, it doesn’t.
But that wasn’t what put me in such a sad mood. Silly things can throw you off. Tonight, it was a song I was writing. A lullaby. It was for a beautiful little baby girl that has been born to another writer friend of mine who lives with his wife in South Korea. They email me pictures, and she is just the most adorable baby. I have been working on it for weeks in my spare time, and I want it to be perfect, so of course, I keep fooling around with it.
Anyway, I realized in the song, that I was really writing a song for the baby girl I never had, and it overwhelmed me with loss. Funny I know, but certain notes on the piano, certain keys, can touch the human soul. I quit working on it because I just couldn’t stand the tears. I was actually writing a lullaby for the baby girl I would never hold….But hopefully, my friend will sing my little lullaby to her little cherub.
I can only hope I can make it singable enough. Because, I’m a nobody. Nobody will ever hear this song but this woman and her husband. Who knows if they will even like it? As Joni Mitchell once said in a song…
“Nobody stopped to hear him, though he played so sweet and high
They knew he had never been on their TV, so they passed his music by
I meant to go over and ask for a song, maybe put on a harmony
But the one-man band, by the quick-lunch stand, he was playing real good for free…”
Joni Mitchell: Not many of you remember her I bet.
So, I quit two things today. I’m not starting a half-ass remark about anything blog related tonight because I probably wouldn’t finish it.
What I can do, I did. I offered you this great video made by George Carlin, which should be mandatory viewing for all high school seniors.
I know…Fat chance.
Obama’s Red Line
Nobody Knows exactly why Obama came out today to talk about why he is hesitating on rushing into Syria— although he drew a line in the sand when Syria used chemical weapons, the tough guy now claims they don’t know who the chemical weapons belonged to, so he’s not going to jump to conclusions like he did when that white cop tried to arrest his black professor friend.
President Obama said during a press conference Tuesday that the use of chemical weapons in Syria could be a “game changer” in the U.S. response to the conflict, but he made clear his administration first needs more evidence. the rebels have specifically requested antitank weapons and surface-to-air missiles. weapons are falling into the hands of al-Qaeda-linked Islamist militants fighting alongside Syrian opposition forces.
Nobody Knows if he is going to give the Syrian rebels, who are Al-Quada, all the weapons they want, because according to many sources he is already doing it. That’s what Benghazi was about according to many reports. Obama was using Benghazi to transfer weapons to the rebels in Syria Via Turkey.
This way, when we see American weapons in the hands of Al Qaeda he can just say they got those weapons after Benghazi…giving himself protection.
Obama isn’t going up against Putin: He’s not that smart.
The Morning After Pill
Your Obama government wants to let 15- year-olds have sex: It’s okay. “We got your back!”
Today, Plan B One-Step is sold behind pharmacy counters, and buyers must prove they’re 17 or older to buy it without a prescription. Tuesday’s decision by the Food and Drug Administration lowers the age limit and will allow the pill to sit on drugstore shelves next to spermicides or other women’s health products and condoms — but anyone who wants to buy it must prove their age at the cash register.
Makes sense to me.
And speaking of “this doesn’t make sense”
Feminists Gets Attention:
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Students at Carnegie Mellon say it’s freedom of expression, but the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh calls it inappropriate and disrespectful. At an annual art school parade, a female student dressed up as the pope, and was naked from the waist down while she passed out condoms.
Even more, witnesses say the woman had shaved her pubic hair in the shape of a cross.
I would like to know how many witnesses saw this cross, wouldn’t you? I bet Nobody Knows but Nobody Wonders how many of them had a religious experience upon the mere sight?
Gays in Sports
Obama got so excited about a black gay basketball player saying he was gay..that he called him on the phone and immediately the press took the hint and proclaimed that all gays should come out of the closet because jocks are, let’s face it: Not fond of gays.
And one jock got a lot of flak for speaking his mind;.
Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III on Tuesday complained about the “tyranny of political correctness” currently holding Americans “hostage.” His comments, posted on his official Twitter account, come as some people are demanding the Redskins change their team name because of its “racist” meaning.
“In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness,” Griffin tweeted.
So far, there are no reports that Obama has called Griffin and praised him on his courage.
I would. Hand me the phone.
Remember Hurricane Sandy?
The Hurricane that pushed a lame-duck President back into office because the Republican New Jersey Governor, (Chris Christie) got Obama to help him push a $60 billion dollars check over to his state, has not been forgotten by the poor people that suffered from it.
Youttube wouldn’t let me transfer the video..but here is Chris moaning about how hard it is to get all that money to the people that need it.Chris Christie
It’s just SO hard to manage that kind of money. (Really. Give it to me, I’ll hand it out.)
Nevertheless, it’s been six months and the poor people up in New York and Jersey are still living without electric, and houses, and almost 200 families are about to be homeless again.
“I think the next six months will be a whole lot better than the previous six, and that’s because we learned from the mistakes of Katrina in how to put this thing together,” Schumer said.
Really? If they learned from Katrina, why didn’t they use what they learned in the first six months?
I would laugh and say, “You gotta love a politician!” but…I can’t. Sorry.
Nobody Knows where all that money will end up, but you can bet, it will not go to the victims of Hurricane Sandy.
Terrorist or Boxing Brain Dead?
Nobody wants to know: Where were the tears from Obama, when he described how cold and heartless it was to place a bomb right at the feet of an innocent 8-year-old boy in Boston? After Sandy Hook, Obama was tearing up so much, people were handing his teleprompter Kleenex’s’. But this attack, left only a pretend to wipe of the corner of the eye.
Nobody Knows if it’s because only three people were killed, or because they did NOT use guns. And the guns they did have were illegal. Or more likely, they weren’t wearing NRA tee-shirts.
The democrats are having a very hard time trying to reconcile the fact that once again we were attacked by Muslim terrorists. The spin control experts went into full “let’s water that down” mode, and called it a ‘religious’ problem. You know…just like the Christians? No difference here.
For the last few days, the poor liberals are having the most frustrating time trying to find out what in the world caused these two normal Porsche driving, dope smoking, regular college boys to want to commit a horrible crime?
And one found the answer: It was Boxing. (via The Right Scoop)
Could the amateur boxing career of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the deceased suspect in last week’s Boston Marathon bombings, have had a role in the massacre? That’s a question leading brain researchers at Boston University’s School of Medicine hope medical examiners look into when they perform an autopsy of the 26-year-old who was killed during a firefight with law enforcement officials early Friday morning.
Nobody Knows if boxing can be blamed for the two brothers shooting a cop in the head so they could get his gun, only to find out, they couldn’t get it out of his holster. But I think we can safely say that there might have been some logical damage in the brain department there.
And speaking of brain damage:
Brain damage or liberal?
Chris Matthews is upset too. He just can’t figure out, and cannot comprehend, how two young American boys, who were going to college in Boston, driving around in Mercedes, could possibly do such a thing:
CLINT VAN ZANDT, FBI PROFILER: No, it’s really coming together. I mean, there’s — as terrible as this case is and was, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of heavy lifting. We’ve got the two primary individuals. It’s obvious that they had hands on the devices. The pieces we don’t have, Chris, are where was their inspiration? Where did they get the guidance? Who taught them how to build the bombs? Where did they build them? These are a lot of questions.
MATTHEWS: Why is that important? Why is that important to — is that important to prosecuting? I mean, what difference does it make why they did it if they did it? I’m being tough here. But I don’t know whether, when you look at all this evidence –
What difference does it make how anyone gets killed said Hillary Clinton. Didn’t Hillary say the exact same thing about the poor dead guys in Benghazi? It makes no difference how anybody dies. They’re just dead. Don’t judge. It’s all the same.
Can we assume both Hillary and Matthews have been boxing?
Boxing at the Justice Department:
On the other hand, Nobody Knows how the Justice Department made the big mistake, of arresting the wrong guy in last week’s Ricin scare:
During a court hearing yesterday, lawyers for Curtis contended that he had been framed and pointed investigators toward James Everett Dutschke, a 41-year-old Tupelo man with whom Curtis has feuded. Like Curtis, Dutschke is a martial arts expert, a musician, and a Mensa member.
SURE we are! He’s a Republican. They had the wrong guy, obviously.
(Nobody Knows how much boxing is going on at the workout gyms of the Justice Department, but Nobody suspects a LOT. )
And speaking of the wrong guy.
Boxing at the movies:
Oscar winner Ben Affleck is joining in the effort to promote the Live Below the Line poverty-awareness and fundraising campaign, according to published reports.
The anti-poverty campaign challenges those who sign up to live on $1.50 a day for food and drink for five days.
The figure is derived from the World Bank’s definition of extreme poverty. About 1.4 billion of the world’s 7 billion people live on less than $1.50 a day, according to the charity’s
So Ben is going to live on $1.50 a day…how? Will he park his limo in McDonald’s?
The real cause of poverty: Hint: it’s not boxing.
Nobody Knows it: but I suspect that after the internet taxes kick in, we will all have to learn how to live on $1.50.
Senate bill S.336, the Marketplace Fairness Act of 2013, would address the longstanding issue of the online sales tax. The Washington Post has a good rundown that outlines in simple terms the issues pertaining to the bill:
To start, collecting taxes online in every state can be a technical nightmare for many smaller companies. The technical issues in mapping all the appropriate state and local taxes to their proper destinations can be complex and cumbersome for retailers that aren’t necessarily equipped with all the technical resources of larger companies. It would also require changes from many states and localities. Obama has indicated that he supports the bill, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.
White House spokesman Jay Carney says the Senate bill would level the playing field for small businesses and brick-and-mortar retailers that are undercut by online companies.
Nobody Knows how “level” that playing field is now, but right now, it’s the big companies that always win. What this really means is that the divide between the rich and the poor is only going to get bigger.
Obama’s Easter Sunday
“It drives me crazy when the captains of the religious right are always calling us back…for blacks to be back in the back of the bus…for women to be back in the kitchen…for immigrants to be back on their side of the border.”
Gee…Nobody Knows how difficult it was for our President to hear and keep silent, when Pastor Luis Leon said these very mean and nasty words at Easter Sunday Service. Obviously it had nothing to do with the resurrection of Jesus, or even Jesus’ message of love.
Nobody Knows, but Nobody can guess that the Obama’s knew that Pastor’s would say these things because for 20 years in Chicago, their old pastor said the very same stuff. The Obama’s felt right at home.
Nobody Knows how come Bill O’Reilly got so mad at Laura Ingram tonight because she was suggesting to him that maybe when he said the words about people “thumping the Bible” it was a poor choice of words. But boy, did he get mad. He was arguing semantics, but it didn’t matter if he was right or wrong…you are insulting people who believe in the Bible. It’s pretty simple..but O’Reilly kept insisting he was right, even though he wasn’t. See video here.
Me thinks O’Reilly had just a little too much lemon juice in that water.
Mapping the Human Brain
This from Army Time:
The Defense Department’s pioneer research arm will play a major role in President Obama’s ambitious plan to map the human brain.
The White House announced Tuesday the launch of the BRAIN Initiative — standing for Brain Research through Advancing Innovative Neurotechnologies — that will include $100 million for the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, the National Science Foundation and the National Institutes of Health to develop technologies to explore and understand brain function.
Nobody Knows why the ARMY has to do this, unless they want mind controlled soldiers. Or mind controlled citizens. This doesn’t sound good. We need to all get locked helmets. But Nobody Thinks that if the money was used to figure out why our politicians are such idiots, and how to make them smarter, it might be well spent.
Nobody Knows why the Associated Press declared that they will no longer use the term “illegal immigrant.”
From the Weekly Standard;
At a “workshop” for the film 42 in the State Dining Room of the White House, First Lady Michelle Obama told the assembled guests that “this is your house, too.” Michelle Obama thanked the Hollywood actors for making it to the White House. “I want to thank Harrison Ford — I’ve wanted to say that for a while. (Laughter.) Harrison Ford. So you think you trip because I’m here? I’m tripping out — (laughter) — because he’s here. And look at this stage — Mr. Harrison Ford, Chadwick Boseman — he’s as cute as he was in the movie.
Okay…gag me now. What Michelle was really saying to those Hollywood movie stars was this house is YOUR house, for the right contributions.
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He has some really great readers!
It’s funny how sports can mimic real life isn’t it? At the White House Easter Egg Roll this year, Obama decided he’d show off his great skills in basketball with some kids in attendance, by shooting hoops…and out of 22 he got…2.
!. He promised to lower the deficit. He missed. He tripled it in four years.
2. He promised that the stimulus would bring more jobs. Another miss. The real unemployment number is around 22 percent.
3. He promised to bring America’s respect in the world back. He missed. We are now hated more than ever.
4. He promised to end the war in Iraq. He missed. We are still there.
5. He promised that everyone could keep their doctor when he passed Obamacare. He missed. Most people will lose their doctor, and soon we will have a shortage.
6. He promised his administration would be the most transparent in history. He missed. It’s even more secretive than any previous one before in history.
7. He promised that we’d all get along better if he became President. He missed. We haven’t been this divided since the Civil War.
8. He promise the NAACP that if elected President, the blacks would have it better than ever before. He missed. The black’s unemployment and drop-out rate is at an all time high.
9. He promised that Obamacare would lower insurance premiums for everyone. He missed. Everyone’s insurance has gone up.
10. He promised that no one making under $250,000 would ever have to pay more taxes. He missed. Right after his second election, everyone’s taxes, went up.
11. He promised to put to fix the budget. He missed. Sometimes he didn’t even submit a budget and everyone that he has submitted has been rejected.
12. He promised that he would go after the wealthy. He missed. He gave all his wealthy friends big handouts. He made GE’s CEO, Jeffery Immelt a Cabinet secretary, and his company paid no taxes at all.
14. He says he is a Christian. He missed. He insists that Christian symbols be removed from any pictures, and he supports abortion even after six months.
15. He says he was born in Hawaii. He missed. He was born in Kenya, just ask his grandmother who was at the birth.
16. He says he reaches out to Republicans. He missed. He never reaches out to them. He blames them for everything. He had them over once for lunch, and that was when Rand Paul was filibustering Obama’s right to kill Americans.
17. He says he believes in democracy. He missed. Obama has given himself sole power over everything should he deem it necessary.
18. He says he is happily married. He missed. He almost never takes a vacation with his wife anymore.
19. He said he hardly knew Revered Wright. He missed. He sat in his church for over 20 years.
20. He swore to protect and defend America. He missed. He is slashing the military in half.
Okay…let’s give him the two he might have got right shall we?
21. He fathered two daughters.
22. He got himself reelected.
On the whole, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Nobody Thinks that maybe next year at the basketball throw that Obama put in just so he could show off…he might miss more.
I’ll say…his real life score is about 666 to 2. (Feel free to add any that I missed.)