Joyanna Adams

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Dear Mr. Simons….I Want What Your Drinking…

Nobody’s Opinion

One of my readers, sent me a very interesting article written by a Mr. Roger Simon, called, “Mind Your Own Beeswax!”: How Social Conservatives Can Win by Losing”

Mr. Simons’ main beef is about social conservatives and how they want to interfere in the lives of others, thereby being just as hypocritical as the left ( Read the article here.) –and that’s why the Republicans lost due to the women’s vote.

Oh my— blame it on those poor women. Those stupid Republicans need to be MORE hypocritical! single mother walking

Being a woman myself, I wondered how I got a such a whole other sense from the elections–so I am simply going to write a letter to Mr. Simon, because frankly, I think he has been watching too much CNN. ——–

Dear Mr. Simon

After reading your article “Mind Your Own Beeswax” : How Social Conservatives Can Win by Losing.”, I must admit, I had no idea that it was the women that voted in Obama. I’ve heard from several different sources that it was the Latino vote. I’ve also heard that Romney lost because the Ron Paul supporters stayed home. There is a good possibility that Obama won by fraud, because of the fact that Soros bought the main frame that tallies the votes in Spain. I’ve already posted proof of how easily that could be done.  Most people pick one or the other depending on their opinions on life, but the fact of the matter is, Obama  got less votes than he did 2008, and Romney had much more support than McCain, so what’s the real truth? You say, it’s because of the Republican’s stance on women’s social issues.

Mr. Simon,  I don’t recall Romney or any of the Republican candidates coming out and saying, “Yes, we must repeal Roe VS Wade, and all women should get back into the home and start having babies.” If you have a video of that somewhere I’d love to see it.

Nope.  It was the Democrats that put that fear into the hearts of all the young single women, (the married women voted for Romney) because they know how hard it is right now for these women.  They are having to raise the babies on their own, without another paycheck to help out, and on top of that, having to buy expensive Nike’s and cell phones, and pay for cable TV all by themselves simply because they can’t find a man to marry them, now can they?  An extra paycheck in this economy goes a long way.

And why can’t they find a man to marry them? Are you saying they see an advantage in being single?single mothers povertysingle mothers toll

It was the Democrats who MADE the women the issue, not the Republicans, who were playing pretty poor defense on the ‘women’s’ issues the whole time. It’s the liberals who think that young single girls must not be …what did Obama say? Be burdened withe a baby.  That’s right, a baby is a burden.

And in this economy, to a young single women, he’s right. Whew…the cost of diapers alone is enough to make you wonder if you will be able to afford paying that monthly IPHONE bill. After all, you NEED that phone to send baby pictures to all your friends!

Obama is giving women free condoms and abortions, so they can keep having sex, and still be able to use that what little money they are making at the Pizza place on basic necessities: Like buying new pumps, SUV’s, or IPADs. Is it any wonder that they vote for him?

Should the Republicans have offered free IPads to the girls? Why not just buy the votes like the Democrats..that would make more sense, then you can keep your conservative principles.

“For every single woman out there, who votes Republican, we will give her a brand new Ipod, Iphone, AND a $100 dollar certificate to Banana Republic!”

There, I just put the Republicans back in power. You’re welcome. But back to your article—

You said:  “The Right is guilty of its own kind of hypocrisy. It’s interesting how some of those who most vociferously object to government interference in our economic affairs are most desirous of government interference in our personal lives.”

Nobody Says: Okay. What Republican politicians actually said, that if elected, they would repeal the right to abortion? Romney said he would leave it up to the states I believe. That’s a far cry from some kind of draconian law of control. But I suppose you think passing a law that says we ALL have to pay for that single girl’s abortion is a very good idea. So far, I did not hear Paul Ryan or Romney say they were going to limit abortions. State some names on this sir…help me out.

You said: “Republicans will be the nanny for our private lives.”single mother graph

Nobody Says: HUH? Like I said, WHERE did you get this from? Obama will soon sign the Agenda 21 which will give the United Nations a right over YOUR child. You lose all parental rights. That’s about as private as you can get. Come on…fess up.  James Carvel is your second cousin…right?Carville & Gollum

You said; “Republicans have been losing the women’s vote for years and it is only going to get worse if we don’t take the social issues off the table and put them back where they belong, at home.”

Nobody Says: The only people who put social issues on the table this past election was the Democrats. They were the ones who used the mantra force of those “evil” pro-lifers, and the young single women were stupid enough to buy it. Once again… are you from MSNBC? What did I miss here?

You said: “The young vastly favor gay marriage. If you don’t think it’s going to be a fait accompli in the Western world in 25 years , you’re living in a cloud cuckoo land.”

Nobody Says: Yes, you support gay marriage. You have a RIGHT to support it, but not a right to force everyone else to . Ever wonder why? Because for the past 10 years, the American people have been hit daily with propaganda about “gay rights” and if they are Christians and don’t like it, they are labeled as EVIL.gays soldiers

So, you think because the left’s brainwashing has finally gotten the young people to accept it, every person who is against gay marriage, should just accept it too. After all,….the vote is in.

I guess you accept Obama’s death panels too?

You also say—“Marriage should be outside the government”

Nobody Says: Well…I agree…then the gays could get civil marriages. Why not? Let them pay big taxes too.  And hey, there are states now where they can go get married, right?

BUT…gay have rights already…so why in the name of “gay” should Christians Churches should be FORCED to perform gay marriages by  law? Or pay for abortions by force of law? And it’s the will of Obama to force everyone to bend to his private views.

If that’s not against liberty, than I don’t know what is. You’re a libertarian, right? What part of ‘liberty’ do you uphold? The L and the E?

The world has changed, and you are basically saying: Admit defeat….your conservative social morals are old and outdated and the women have arrived. Sacrifice your principle, for the good of my pocketbook.

Nobody Thinks that’s exactly why we will all be slaves. It’s in the communist plan (that all the leftist loonies use) to get rid of religion, AND the family…and then the state can control everything.

But..libertarians haven’t figured that out yet. Not that I stand for any party. ( I remain Independent.)

You letter makes sense, from a liberal point of view…You present it as pragmatic ( the young all accept homosexuals so that makes it democratically right) and women will have abortions forever ( so accept it  as a fact) but what you do NOT accept, is the liberty of religious people to have their own views on the matter.

And in that respect, you might want to check..I think you might be a closet democrat.cool-carved-pumpkins-3

So…let me get this straight: The nation is now filled with fatherless children, and women who can’t afford too many kids, so abortions needs to stay legal, and conservatives should just get off the “social” subject, admit defeat, and get to fixing the economy, even though the taxpayers will be PAYING for all these women and children food and housing, etc, AND abortions and contraception’s on top of it?

And if we did, Republicans would start winning?

I want what you’re drinking, Mr. Simon….I think they call it a Libertarian Zombie..

Am I right? Or…are do you live in Colorado?

December 3, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, liberals, Presidential Election 2012, Republicans, Uncategorized, Women's Rights | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

It’s Official: Rick Perry IS Related to George Bush-Oops!

Nobody’s Fool

Although Rick Perry’s famous blooper of the year will be the only thing talked about tomorrow, what happened at the Republican debate tonight? Let’s listen in with this young student named Johnnie, who had to listen in for his homework tonight—-and see what he thinks.

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Wow…listen to that announcement! The rulers of the universe are coming to land in the Enterprise…it’s like the most important contest we will ever be witnessed to…golly, is Luke Skywalker going to run for President? Cool!

Wait…I don’t see him. Who are those three people asking questions? She looks like my teacher.

Johnnie

Money
Oh…this is about money. Hey, the black guy wants us to keep the dollar. What’s a dollar? Mr. Romney is in the middle again. He looks nice. He cares about Detroit? Where’s that? He’s been married for 25 years…no wait, he’s been married 45 years..uh..oh, he got his numbers mixed up. I’m telling Ms. Ripley…she always says I’m doing that. Jeez.

Taxes
That funny looking guy with the white hair wants to fire Bernanke. Who’s that? Get rid of food stamps. Hey, my mom gets those….Oh, I like that pretty lady..she’s says we’re stuck in taxes. I get stuck with my bike. She wants to repeal Obamacare…what’s that? What’s repeal? Kenny says that Obama doesn’t care…if we repeal Obama will he care?

Sex
The black guy just said something about sex. Everybody is clapping. Wait, the man wants to know if Mr. Romney would hire the black man. Everybody booed? Don’t they want Mr. Romney to hire the black man? Maybe he needs a job to get more sex. Mommy says you can buy sex.  —
I’ll ask Ms Ripley.

Energy

Hey, there’s Mr. Crowley! No…his name is Rick. Wait–there’s that black man again saying 999. He must be a math teacher.There’s a grandpa. He says that some people don’t get any money on their CD’s .HEY…I have a CD…and my brother broke it! Well that’s good. I thought it cost money. People like him. He looks nice.

Wait…someone said something about Dodd-Frank. How can they know about my cousin Doddy Frank? What did he do? (sigh) The black guy is saying 999 again. Is that like 911? Dad dialed 888 the other night on the phone…and started talking funny. He started sweating. The police didn’t come. Will I get firemen if I dial 999?

I’ll ask Ms Ripley. I bet that’s why she wanted us to watch this.

The black man says it will grow the economy..What’s the economy? (sigh) Everybody is clapping so it must be good.

I’m going to put that in my paper…people like to clap at lots of people. She’ll like that. She’s always saying that everyone should be nice.

There’s Mr. Bush. He sure talks funny.  Wait, that old guy is saying he can’t answer a question in 30 seconds. I can’t either! I’m going to tell Ms Ripley and maybe she won’t make me talk in class.

Social Security:
The black man is saying 999 again. I can tell my teacher that I watched this, and she will KNOW because I will just stand up in class and say 999! 999!  That lady said that somebody gets 2.2 trillion but they spend 3.7 trillion. I’m glad we are still on 55. That sounds like a lot.
Student Loans
There’s a pretty black lady..who says student loans are.. what? The old guy wants the kids to work 90 hours and go to school. I can’t do that! Will I have to go to work to go to school? UHG. I don’t want to work. My dad works and he hates it. I don’t like that old guy.  

CHINA The black guy is saying 999 again. The man in the middle with the nice hair says China is not fair. The old guy says China is cheating. Hey, we go to the office if we cheat, but Malea makes me show her all my answers or she puts her gum in my hair.

WAIT…who is that guy? He looks….reeeeally happy. He likes China. I thought China cheated?

The black guy is saying 999 again…I like the black guy. He has a big smile and big white teeth. He says we should get rid of the Dodd-Frank and then get rid of Dodd AND Frank! Ha..ha ha! I’m going to tell Doddy Frank the black guy wants to beat him up. Doddy Frank is a jerk.

Oh-oh. The Bush guy said that he would do three things,and …he forgot the third. I do that ALL the time. I think he in trouble….wow…30 seconds is a long time. (sigh) I’m NEVER going to try to be President…talking for 30 seconds is really stupid.

Give me a break.

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So,  Nobody agrees with our young student here,..give us a break. Rick Perry just handed the Presidency to Mitt Romeny, with his brain lapse’ of not being able to remember the third department he wanted to get rid of, and the older Ron Paul put up five fingers to help him out. It was really funny, in a pathetic sort of way. I’m starting to feel sorry for the man…it’s like he is suffering from too much on his mind and sleep deprived.  

Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich made the best showing, with Romney saying all the perfect things that you would never trust in a million years.

And Cain had the best joke of the night…get rid of Dodd-Frank, don’t stop there…get rid of Dodd AND Frank!

Amen!

For the Independents, Ron Paul, and Michelle are very likeable and sincere, and that’s refreshing.

Jon Huntsman is a globalist. His answer on the Chinese was..he will continue the globalization that has put us in this mess, and that makes him a perfect VP for Romney.

Rick? They don’t let him talk much, but he needs to be in the Senate.

The commentators were at times, vicious. And the people let them know it. Except Jim Crammer..the man who talks like he drinks high octane mixed with ten gallons of Red Bull…was upset that the corporations have ripped off the world. I thought he was going to jump up and start freaking. He wants justice….and incentives for oil.

And no one on the panel would give it to him.

Who spoke for the American people tonight? For us?

In my  Nobody’s Opinion: Ron Paul. Johnnie liked Herman Cain, because he can remember 999 and sex, and I’m sure Johnnie will get an A on his paper!

(Nobody Makes This Stuff up, and I have NO idea who that kid is, but he’s cute.)

November 10, 2011 Posted by | humor, political races, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

   

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