While Obama is out there talking his smack down on Putin’s buddies, and John Kerry is acting all serious about hurting Putin if he keeps being a ‘bully’, maybe those boys should take a minute from their afternoon golf matches, and stop THIS—
Pete Hoekstar reported to Newsmax:
“As we’re leaving, the Afghan military, they’re looking for helicopters,” Hoekstra explained. “They want about 90 attack helicopters. All right. You say, ‘Hey, great! They’re going to be buying 90 helicopters, that’s going to be putting a lot of Americans to work.’
“Wrong. They’re buying Russian helicopters for the Afghan military, and the interesting thing about helicopters is that they’re high-maintenance. So, not only are we buying about a billion dollars’ worth of Russian helicopters, but we’re also providing the Russian military industrial complex, the people who build these helicopters, we’re providing them with maintenance contracts that are multiple numbers of this one billion,” he said Monday.
Yes, Obama is helping the Russian people get jobs. Who ELSE is he giving jobs too?
And those are manufacturing jobs, that should be in the United States. The American people are paying RUSSIA to build helicopters for Afghanistan.
Well, he did promise them that all he had to do was get through that second pesky election…..
Nobody Knows: It’s been almost two weeks, and nobody knows where the Boeing 777 went, but what we DO know, is that the cable stations have MILKED this story for all it’s worth. Did the pilot kill the passengers by going up to 45,000 feet? (And do oxygen masks stop working at that altitude?) Did he just kill the oxygen? Did he program the plane to turn left? Was it an electrical short? Was there another person on that plane that helped hide Obama’s birth certificate in Hawaii? Was this a radical Muslim working with Obama on a secret mission to hide out in an undisclosed bunker, until the day it would be released only to drop a nuke on Washington D.C. while Obama (and his buddies) were out-of-town? Hey…that’s at least as feasible as the Indian Triangle supernatural theory. Or aliens stealing it to study. And since two Iranians got on board illegally, will Israel be the target? Nobody Knows. Nobody knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, but then again, Nobody Cares.
Nobody Knows just when they are going to stop talking about it, but if you want to read ALL the theories, it’s all here.
Nobody Knows: Gee. When did GM get a woman CEO? (just a few months ago) Was this done in order to ‘soften’ the blow that for 11 years GM knew about a hazard that killed people in their cars, but it was all about keeping your eye on that bailout money? You had more important things to do GM? Was that part made in China? Anyway, the woman is now being hailed as great, (just watch this fantastic propaganda video below) because she came out and admitted it. Mary looks like everybody’s sister…you wouldn’t want to hurt dear Mary by suing GM now would you? Evidently Mary just found out about this..so I suggest Obama make her his new Auto Czar. Being good at denying knowledge of ANYTHING, is the progressive metal of honor. And speaking of Metals of honor–
Nobody Knows why Obama gave veterans Metals at the White House today. Everybody knows he hates the military. I think I would have suggested they send it to me in the mail. I don’t care how much I deserved that metal, to receive it from Obama would have been…more than a letdown. I would have HAD to say something like “I don’t LIKE what you are doing to our veterans Obama, and …just hand it to me. I want my fellow soldier to do the honors.” And then, I would have been escorted out of the room, and you would have never seen me again.
I don’t think I could have done it. But that’s me.
Nobody Knows—that I watched the movie, THE AMERICAN staring George Clooney last night, and unless you like an hour of sex scenes, with what is SURE to be a photoshoped Clooney, skip this one. On a scale of one to ten, I’d give it a .0005. There was only one scene that was worth watching, the evil sinister woman assassin gets a bullet to the head,–very rewarding, looked real. She deserved it. George had ONE expression throughout the whole movie, no doubt, from eating too many goats in Somalia.
Nobody Knows if Russia is going to invade all its old territories, since it has announced that it could make nuclear toast out of America. And Nobody Knows, if those elite rich snobs in the European Union still think the United States is going to come to their rescue. Would they give up their countries for Putin’s assurances that they would be allowed to keep their own fortunes?
EVERYBODY knows that answer.
Nobody Knows–It’s now being revealed that the NSA has recorded every single phone conversation ever held in probably every country. So, Nobody Knows why they haven’t used that to find out where that plane went….probably because they were listening to Mitt Romney’s phone conversations.
He has a really big family. So does Sarah Palin. I, on the other hand, am VERY boring. Absolutely. I swear on Justin Bieber’s left foot.
Nobody Knows—how hard it was to date Mick Jagger. (His girlfriend committed suicide) and Nobody Knows how Justin Beiber really hurt his foot. And Nobody Knows how many girls are going to complain to their boyfriends that they want to make love in the back of a limo because Beyoncé does it. And Nobody Knows if those girls will have to PAY for that limo. (See Beyoncé’s last video because Bill O’Reilly can’t stop talking about it.)
Nobody wonders if this is going to boost limousine company profits? Anyone with a limo service out there?
Nobody Knows what we found out that Obama did this week:
“In a move that went little noticed in 2009, the White House quietly amended portions of the Freedom of Information Act, making it more difficult for Americans to request public documents for review.”
Yes…the powerful don’t want you to know.
So, you won’t. Hey, we STILL don’t know who killed JFK, so we might as well get used to being ignorant.
And finally, Nobody Knows, I have no idea how to fly a plane, and Nobody Knows, that I thought this video was cute.
Next week, I’ll be sure to tell you more stuff…I don’t know.
From Obama’s America by Dinesh D’Souza (Now being persecuted by Eric Holder)
In 2009 when Obama took office, the US had approximately 5,000 nuclear warheads in its arsenal. Obama resolutely set about slashing that number. In 2011, Obama negotiated an arms reduction treaty with Russia, the so-called START treaty, in which both countries agreed to reduce their warhead count to 1,5550. America and Russian also limited their launchers to 700. In convincing the US Senate to support the treaty, Obama promises to modernize America’s existing nuclear assets a promise he subsequently abandoned. Some of the provision of the treaty were downright odd: the limit on 700 launchers imposed not restrictions o Russia, since Russian already had fewer than 7000 launchers. Once START was ratified and became law. He has asked the Pentagon to study reducing America’s nuclear deterrent by up to 80 percent, which would bring us down to around 300 strategic warheads. All of this is occurring at a time when other nuclear armed nations like China are expanding and modernizing their arsenals. Never before in history has a global superpower disarmed itself so rapidly and so thoroughly.
And Nobody Remembers that back in 2013, he did Russia another favor….I got this from a concerned reader—-
Barack Obama is going to spend almost $700 million dollars of taxpayer money to buy Russian helicopters for the Afghan Air Force. When Congress passed the 2013 National Defense Authorization Act, it had an interesting provision. Congress included, as a part of that law a prohibition on the United States buying helicopters from Rosoboronexport, the Russian manufacturer of the Mi-17 helicopter. Unfortunately as always happens, when such laws are passed, Congress always gives the Regime an escape hatch. The law stated that Obama could buy from Rosoboronexport if the Secretary of Defense certified it was in the interest of National Security. And of course, the Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel , a man committed to destroying the US military immediately signed off on that certification. Or consider this. The United States Air Force is grounding 17 squadrons because of $591 million dollars in budget cuts. Our Air Force is not able to do its mission because it lacks the money to fly but we have the money to give Afghanistan $700 million dollars in Russian helicopters.
So…clearly, Putin knows Obama is weak…and WHY are we worrying about Iran when China and Russia are doing nuclear war scenarios against us together?
How does our great leader stand up to Putin?
He sends an all-gay diplomatic team to the Olympics to represent the United States
That ought to show em!
Another shooting on a military complex in Washington D.C. has been on the news all day. So far, a big, bald, African-American, who was called “black” by the black FOX reporter, and some other shooter, had killed twelve, and injured ten, and now updates, updates, updates—will be happening for the next week.
What’s the motive? Will it be race?
OR….since it’s in the very same building where all the top secret codes and schematics are kept for our ships out at sea, no doubt including the ones watching Iran, is this some kind of espionage?
Hey—I’ve seen James Bond—Could this be a robbery? Watch the spin coming out of this—it’s going to be absurd.
One can only guess at the motive…but the interesting thing is that Russia is feeling so confident with all the world agreeing that Putin is the new big guy on the block, they just couldn’t help throwing snarky remarks on a bad situation. They are boldly upping their remark’s and attacks at making fun of us.
Alexey Pushka, said this:
“A new shootout at Navy headquarters in Washington – a lone gunman and 7 corpses,” he wrote on his Twitter account. “Nobody’s even surprised anymore. A clear confirmation of ‘American exceptionalism.’”
“The USA should part with the notion of American exceptionalism. It contradicts the principles of equal rights and smells of political racism.”
Okay…what’s political racism, Nobody asks? Is that when you hate one party? Or one country? Or how about two countries? And if you can’t be against any country, than what are you for? Can we just hate the leaders of countries and like the people? Explain yourself, Pushka.
As if the Russians aren’t raciest. Right. Ask the Germans. (If you are black, and think you’d have a better time in Russia…go ahead: move there. )
“It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation.”
So, this means that Alexey Pushka does not therefore think he personally is exceptional in any way shape or form.
Glad he admitted it.
But I beg to differ: Russians are JUST as exceptional at being Idiots as anybody over here in the States. They really shouldn’t cut themselves short, as we witness here in this video.
If you are a poor British retired soldier, living out your life on the Island of Cyprus, you woke up and found out that the EU, decided it was running out of money, and so, they “taxed” your savings. They just reached inside your pocket like the good elite oligarchs they are, and grabbed what they felt they could.
If you are too late getting to the bank, the banks will be closed on Tuesday and Wednesday because, they have a lot of pillaging to do.
Russian citizens account for the majority of the billions of Euros held in Cypriot banks by foreign depositors, and Russian banks are heavily exposed to the island as a favored offshore centre for big business. tired-looking Christine Lagarde, head of the International Monetary Fund, appeared to have lost track of the calendar and wished weary reporters a “happy St Patrick’s Day” a full day early. She made no reference to a deposit levy, talking only of “burden sharing.” Several EU officials blamed Anastasiades for insisting on low contributions from uninsured deposits, hurting his country’s small savers to protect wealthy depositors, many foreigners. Under the new proposal, smaller depositors with up to €100,000 would be taxed at 3%; savers with €100,000 to €500,000 would be taxed at 10%; and those with more than €500,000 at 15%. despite all the promises, your savings are vulnerable to arbitrary confiscation.
But have heart! Those deposits could have been rendered even more worthless when the ECB cuts off its funding to Cypriot banks, a decision which would — through devaluation and insolvency — lead to depositors losing as much as 60% of their money.
Well, it’s the same old song isn’t it? “We must all share the burden.” and “It could have been so much worse.” The elites of the world, who continue to tax and steal money from the rest of us, are basically saying: Hey…we only took off your legs..it could have been worse..we could have KILLED you!
In the meantime, Japan will begin pumping huge amounts of yen into the economy, and our own Federal Reserve is pumping money too.
There seems to be more to it than simply wanting money. It’s the Russians that are going to be hurt the most…because they are sending Naval ships to the region.
Russia is helping Syria, and are sending Navel ships into the area. Simply put… they can’t get into Syria as long as this money stream is flowing through Cyprus. And the reason Cyprus is suffering…is also due to a very expensive explosion in 2011 which cost them billions:
Ruskies have at least 50 billion euros stalled in Cyprus. They have open storage on the base were 98 containers of explosives that had been seized by the United States Navy in 2009 after it intercepted a Cypriot-flagged, Russian owned vessel, the MV Monchegorsk travelling from Iran to Syria in the Red Sea. According to leaked US cables through Wiki Leaks, released in 2011, the US through Hillary Clinton exerted pressure on Cyprus to confiscate the shipment. The ship was escorted to a Cypriot port and the Cyprus Navy was given responsibility for the explosives, which it moved to the Evangelos Florakis a month later. At the time of the incident in 2011, the explosives had apparently been left in the open for over two years. The Cypriot government had declined offers from Germany, the United Kingdom and the United States to remove or dispose of the material, having feared an adverse reaction from Syria. The government had instead requested that the UN effect the removal, but claimed that its request had been rejected.
While the average American doesn’t get much news about the EU…we can only imagine how we would feel if we woke up one day…went online, and found out our “savings” had been taxed.
Obama has been looking at a way to “borrow” from our 401K’sand Pensions plans. Could our government be thinking about doing the same thing?
After Obamacare, we’d be foolish not to think so.
Do YOU care that Russia shot what looks like a missile at that comet last week? I don’t. Do you care that most of the media ignored this video? I don’t either.
But Nobody Wonders WHY they waited untill ten seconds before it hit the ground before they hit it. Makes you wonder if all this missile defense stuff is just smoke and mirrors.
Or…maybe glasses are not included in the Universal Russian Medical Care.
Do you remember what you were doing when America put the first man on the moon? Okay, so you were three. That’s no excuse.
It was just the biggest deal in America, and it was all because the Russians put a dog and then a man up in space, and JFK just couldn’t take that. So we went to the moon. (Okay, some say it was faked…I have no clue.)
And then the rest of our lives…we heard not another word about Russia and its space program…unless of course you happened to read the National Geographic issue of October 1986:
“Behind this bold undertaking (The Russians were going up to fix their space station) is the accumulated experience of a space faring nation second to none. Soviet Space pioneers and passengers have carried aloft from 11 other lands, have logged 12 years of space travel amassing a record of solid achievements and spectacular firsts. By contrast the United States in 55 manned missions has accumulated less than five years of space experience.”
Remember: This was 1986.
As you remember, after the Shuttle blew up during Reagan’s term in office, we slowly seemed to lose interest. Not the Russians. They have been steady, and relentless. I hate to seem ignorant on having even thought about this until now, but I got mad last night, because some American scientist who was getting really excited —talking about going back to Titan and other Moons around Saturn and then he said that he hoped Obama got reelected, and gets a boost from some of the things being planned—well–that comment simply floored me.
Our space program was closed down by Obama. Russia now charges us for passage to space. So WHY again would this scientist want Obama to be President?
The Russians have done some remarkable things: Here’s a bit from Wikipedia in case, like me, you missed it:
Over its sixty-year history, this primarily classified military program was responsible for a number of pioneering accomplishments in space flight, including the first intercontinental ballistic missile (1957), first satellite (Sputnik-1), first animal in space (the dog Laika on Sputnik 2), first human in space and Earth orbit (cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin on Vostok 1), first woman in space and Earth orbit (cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova on Vostok 6), first spacewalk (cosmonaut Alexey Leonov on Voskhod 2), first Moon impact (Luna 2), first image of the far side of the moon (Luna 3) and unmanned lunar soft landing (Luna 9), first space rover, first space station, and first interplanetary probe.
Americans are not taught much history anymore. …and it’s been that way for as long as I remember. When we think of the greatest disaster on the sea, we think of the Titanic…and then we have visions of the end of the movie when everyone in the audience watched”Rose” as an old lady, throw that massive diamond back into the ocean and all of us started shouting, “For God’s sake! Don’t do it! “
But the Titanic was nothing compared to the sinking of the Wilhelm Gustloff.
To make a long story short: During WWII…at the end when Hitler was hiding in his bunker, thousands of Germans were trying to get out of the country because the Russians were not exactly kind to the German women. The Germans had killed enough Russians and they were coming for revenge.
So, in a very cold, minus 15 degree ice and snow weather, thousands poured to the Baltic sea to try to get boats out to the East…and on January 30, 1945, the Wilhelm Gustloff was stuffed with over 9,393 people.
The Titanic, you remember, only had 2,224.
By the time the people got to this boat, many of their homes had been destroyed, and they were starving. If they had children, they were let on first, so many children loss their lives due to the fact that people were throwing “kids” to other relatives onshore to get them on the boat…FROM the boat, and sometimes the kid ended up dropping into the sea from a bad throw.
Once they could fit no more on the boat…they set sail.
Here’s a short description from Wikipedia:
The Wilhelm Gustloff′s final voyage was during Operation Hannibal in January 1945, when it was sunk while participating in the evacuation of civilians, military personnel, and Nazi officials who were surrounded by the Red Army in East Prussia. The Gustloff was hit by three torpedoes from the S-13 in the Baltic Sea under the command of Alexander Marinesko on the night of 30 January 1945 and sank in less than 45 minutes. An estimated 9,400 people were killed in the sinking, possibly the largest known loss of life occurring during a single ship sinking in recorded maritime history.
I just got finished reading about this in a book called “The Cruelest Night.” and one small story sticks out in my mind.
One woman…in one of the lifeboats, kept trying to jump into the water and kill herself. The other people in the boat (not many escaped…maybe 900 at best..and all four captains) were trying desperately to keep her from killing herself…and then they found out her reason.
Her oldest son’s head had been smashed by a suitcase and killed instantly when the first torpedo hit. He was eight. As she took her two other children with her to try to get to the top of the boat, her NEXT youngest boy, who was four, was stampeded to death by the crowd. When she fell overboard she lost her last child, her young baby girl who was less than a year, and it drowned in the water.
And here I sit, comfy in my computer room, with all my books, my computer, my radio and television…having just had a glass of milk…watching the Olympics, and looking at an old Beatles Album cover.
It’s almost surreal…who can even imagine so much horror?
Captain Alexander Marinesko, the U-boat Russian Captain who sank the boat…was sent away to prison in Russia. It wasn’t until years later that he was even rewarded for sinking the Gustloff and many other ships that year.
But, in all this sad story there was a hero. German Admiral Doenitz, was responsible for the evacuation of over 2 million Germans by boats to the East, he got them out, and their descendants make up the Germany of today. He did this behind Hitler’s back….in other words, he LIED about what he was doing with all those boats.
So the next time you hear of the Titanic, remember, there was an even more horrible disaster at sea…you just didn’t hear about it.
But now, you know.
We went to Iraq, Afghanistan, and closed our nation to the stars.
When we had NASA , we had kids who wanted to study science and become astronauts. We got future scientists.
Richard Branson just wants to take the rich on a very fun short-lived carnival space ride. No doubt 72 Sir Richard Branson Virgins will be supplied to the Saudi’s that sign up. All very fine and good, but it won’t inspire too many kids to become explorers of the universe.
As you can see. all the politicians want our tax money to be spent on earth…on globalizaton. Don’t expect Mitt to bring it back.
NASA was the ultimate investment in America, and now we outsource it…to the Russians—So it’s good to see in this video, that the American scientists are at least fighting back.
Nobody Thinks that it’s obvious–Why invest in failed solar projects when you could bring NASA back? You want ‘green energy’? Get NASA to invent it.
Oh…but then all those new patents would belong to the government and not a privately owned business then, with stock option then would it?
The truth is: we just don’t have the school system here anymore to support it….do we?
What HAVE they done to our country?
(To be fair…Americans are not the ONLY ones asking that question tonight. Somewhere in Spain, a bull is very tired. )
While Obama bows to a Mexican President, and is lectured by a Russian Monarch at the G-20 summit in Mexico City, here in America, we should be more worried about the upcoming war-games being held in Syria, and ask ourselves again: WHY did we not drill in Alaska again, Mr. Clinton?
The Iranian, Russian, Chinese and Syrian armies are due to stage joint amphibious exercises along the Syrian costs [sic] in coming weeks, informed sources revealed on Monday. According to informed sources, 90,000 forces from the four countries will take part in the land and sea war games due to be held in Syria. Russian atomic submarines and warships, aircraft carriers and mine-clearing destroyers as well as Iranian battleships and submarines will also arrive in Syria at around the same date. Syria plans to test its coast-to-sea and air defense missiles in the war games.
A sum of 400 warplanes and 1,000 tanks will also be used in the exercises.
Nobody Thinks that the very tough talk of John McCain and Hillary Clinton has done exactly what many secret conspiracy believers think those in charge wanted them to do: Ruffled more than a few feathers.
It’s nice that Americans are concerned about people being killed in other countries, but is it really OUR problem? Is this about the “children” or something else? If you said “something else” you get a brownie point.
It’s clear that Obama doesn’t have the brains to be dealing with China and Russia. Taking the credit for killing bin Laden is one thing: going to war against China, Russia, and Iran over Syria is way out of his league: so I’m hoping he stays on the golf course and lets someone else a bit more wiser, take over.
Hillary Clinton was all up in arms today—scolding Russia for “voter fraud” because Putin obviously stacked the deck in the last Russian election. Yes, the lady who has lied, shredded, cheated, and pardoned felons on her way to the top (And I’m still wondering why JFK Jr. was buried so fast.) is criticizing Russia?
“The Russian people, like people everywhere, deserve the right to have their voices heard and their votes counted. And that means they deserve fair, free, transparent elections and leaders who are accountable to them,” Clinton said.
Uh…who died and made you God? Said Nobody. The Russians just told her to bug off.
She said independent political parties had been denied the right to register in Moscow, and that there had been reports of Election Day misconduct, including manipulation of voter lists and attempts to stuff ballot boxes.
Hillary is deeply concerned about corruption in Russia, but corruption in her own country…well she just doesn’t care.
We found out today that Obama (and probably Hillary too) got on the 2008 primary ballet in Indiana ..illegally. Obama really didn’t have the signatures to get on the ballot. Somebody forged names.
An estimated 150 signatures that may have been forged on the petitions has raised the question of whether President Obama actually reached the legitimate number of signatures needed to be placed on the ballot in Indiana. Under state law, presidential candidates need to file 500 signatures from each of the state’s nine congressional districts. Indiana election officials say that in St. Joseph County, the Obama campaign qualified with 534 signatures; Clinton’s camp had 704. The certified signatures were never challenged.
Charity Rorie, a mother of four, sat in her Mishawaka, Ind., kitchen, stunned that her name appeared on a 2008 Democratic presidential primary petition for then-candidate Barack Obama.“That’s not my signature,” she told Fox News, saying her signature is “absolutely” a fake. She also said she was troubled someone forged both her signature and that of her husband, Jeff, and listed personal details such as their address and birthdays.
Hillary has a lot of room to talk
But—the Clintons have met their match with Obama. He forged his birth certificate. He has spent millions trying to cover all that up. And poor Bill is still trying to get rid of that amendment that says Presidents can only serve 2 terms.
So, what do Democrats say when they get caught lying, and cheating?
They say “Oh, I didn’t know.” and then– “It won’t happen again.” and then– “We will not tolerate anyone that is not ethical in our administration.”
And nothing happens to them, because they are untouchable. Truly, untouchable.
And the “sheeple” (as Sheeple would maybe say) go…baaaaaaaaaa…because it seems…
Nobody Cares…until the next time.
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Nobody is more jealous than me. People with big bucks are going to soon get to orbit the earth. All they need is a ticket. Space is going to be the next real estate venture, because let’s face it, a very elite group of multi-billionaires have sucked what little money was left out of the planet and feel the need to go BEYOND building franchises in China. They need more space. And despite the millions of space junk floating around our planet now, the race to build space hotels is the plan of the future.
The news out today was that NASA is not so sure the Space Station is going to stay afloat if the Russians don’t get up there. (Wait, I thought they closed NASA?) I can’t wait to see Putin strapped into the rocket, with his shirt off, two blond Russian babes by his side, taking a trip to the Russian hotel in the sky. No doubt he will be strutting around in his space station, in boxer shorts…lifting weights.
They haven’t been talking about it much but, we have a NEW race to space: not to the Moon…not to Mars, but to a three-day luxury trip to a romantic little room in a Space Hotel. Places where the showers are tiny bubbles of water, and the champagne can be sipped with a straw. If you want to sit down, you can put on your Spiderman suit, and Velcro yourself to a front row seat to see Africa rising.
If I was up there, I’d make a bet to see who could spot Angelina’s Jolie’s lips first.
Russia is building a Space Hotel and so are we. So…Who is going to the first to put the billionaires up into their own little orbiting hotel room? Right now, there are many more millionaires on the planet than in then there EVER was. Several hundred of them have managed to grab even more wealth and what can you give a person who has 52 Ferrari’s sitting in their garage?
A room in space.
The Barcelona-based architects of The Galactic Suite Space Resort say it will cost 3 million euro ($4.4 million) for a three-night stay at the hotel, with this price including an eight-week training course on a tropical island.
British tycoon Richard Branson’s space tours firm, Virgin Galactic, will use his facility in New Mexico to propel tourists into suborbital space at a cost of $200,000 a ride.
The numbers are similar for Virgin Galactic with 300 people already paid or signed up for the trip but unlike Branson, Galactic Suite say they will use Russian rockets to transport their guests into space from a spaceport to be built on an island in the Caribbean.
Russia, is aiming to have their hotel ready by 2016. They will use the Space Station as a storage container, and fill it with caviar and enough Vodka to last years.
While most of us would LOVE to take the trip, it remains to be seen, which hotel will have the best deal. I’ll be waiting for the Space Station Motel Six.
So, space scientific exploration is out— hotels in space are in. McDonalds in space can’t be too far behind.
Oh, one more thing…if Obama wins the next election, you can be sure that we will never go to Mars. Why?
Adam Ismail, Mustafa Khalil , and Abdullah al-Umari, three men from Yemen, sued NASA for invading Mars. They claim that they “inherited the planet from our ancestors 3,000 years ago.” They based their argument on mythologies of the Himyaritic and Sabean civilizations that existed several thousand years B.C.
That solves it. Muslims are Martians, we should let them go home.
Someday, we will be seeing Paris Hilton on her new show “Space Hilton presents: Paris’s MTV Space Crib.” I wish I could say “I’ll be dead so I won’t care.” but…something tells me, I may not be that lucky. (Nobody Makes this stuff up, and call that number at your own risk!)