Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Rep. Trey Radel VS Jermaine Lloyd

Nobody’s Perfect:

Cocaine. The rich get a little money, and they just can’t seem to help themselves—- They love to do cocaine. Obama did so much cocaine throughout his life, his sweat is being collected by his buddy Mr. Love and being sold on e-bay for over a $1000 dollars a drop. (Just kidding, his poll numbers are going down. His sweat has dropped in value.)

And last week, we had Rob Ford, who had so much coke flowing through his blood, he was knocking over old ladies.

So this week, on our Nobody’s Perfect list of losers, we have a somebody (a politician) vs. a nobody. (not sure what this guy does) The world is filling up with somebody’s and nobody’s and comparing the two is always educational, don’t you think?rep cocaine

Let’s start with the politician first: Rep. Trey Radel,  simply because he’s from a city that is close to my old home town of Naples, Florida:

(Newser) – A freshman Republican in the House now has much bigger worries than a re-election campaign. Rep. Trey Radel, who represents Florida’s Fort Myers area, has been charged with misdemeanor cocaine possession in DC, reports Politico. The Miami Herald describes Radel as a “libertarian-leaning” Republican in line with the Tea Party and says the 37-year-old might have caught a break by getting busted in Washington: He would have faced felony charges in Florida. His maximum penalty in DC would be 180 days in jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted.

Right! He got busted in D.C., where, as far as we know, half the city is on crack! They sure act like it. He has a wife and a son, and I’m sure two very proud parents somewhere in Ft. Myers wondering how this could have happened.

And then there’s the nobody: Jermaine Lloyd, who was busted because he was running around naked with a turban on his head.

From the Augusta Chronicle:

Deputies had to use force Sunday to subdue a naked man wearing only high heels and a turban after spotting him hiding behind a tree trying to put on pink women’s panties and pantyhose.

The bag he dropped had cocaine and marijuana in it, but it’s the pink panties, high heels,  and the turban that make this man so special. Jerome has taken diversity to a whole new level.Jermaine Lloyd

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? Aha! My first tendency is to give the award to Jerome, because Trey was just cokin…not running around naked with a Turban on his head.

On the other hand, Trey is being paid to represent the good people of Ft. Meyers. As a tax-paying citizen of Lee Country, I’m offended that my representative is hanging out with the people in Washington.

Unlike the motto of Las Vagas: What happens in Washington, doesn’t stay in Washington. In fact, it usually ruins the whole country. He should know that.

So, Congratulations Trey! You win, the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week, for basically not knowing that Obama is out to get anyone who is associated with the Tea Party. Everyone else is allowed to do cocaine…just not you. Trey is already being audited as we speak.

(Just kidding, I have no idea.) But I’d like to add him to the list of other moronic politicians: Funny Dog

November 25, 2013 - Posted by | drugs, humor, politics, Uncategorized | , ,

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