Nobody’s Perfect: John Kerry (VS Pentagon VS Secret Service)

Nobody’s Perfect

Hey! I’ve already decided who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week: It goes out to our Secretary of State, John ( I was born to bike) Kerry, who did something very few people would even think of doing: he went bike riding in the Swiss Alps, and broke a leg, only to end up being flown home in a giant US military C-17 transport aircraft, capable of holding over 100 troops.

If ONLY our ambassador in Benghazi had broken his leg on a bike, he might still be alive. Everyone who knows an ambassador anywhere in the world…tell them if they are in danger, to break a leg. Preferably on a bike, then call the state department.

Now that the winner has been picked, I would deem myself not worthy of this fine Tuesday if I did not report the fact that our government is not paying enough attention to missing weapons of mass destruction. You would THINK after Iraq, they’d put a few more men on finding WMD’s..but..no…weapons of mass destruction are being…lost again.

First: Check your pulse…are you feeling a bit wobbly? Best read this:

The Pentagon has been sending out samples of Anthrax….LIVE Anthrax.

From USA Today:

The Pentagon has learned that additional samples of live anthrax were sent to three laboratories in Canada, two Defense officials confirmed Monday evening.

That means that specimens of the deadly Bacillus anthracis have been sent to labs in 12 states, the District of Columbia and three countries. The samples came from the U.S. Army lab at Dugway Proving Ground in Utah. Scientists there thought they had been shipping inactive strains of the deadly spores for research purposes.

Simple mistake, right? Oops. Sorry. Those guys at the Pentagon were just hung over from the strip bar the night before. Anybody could make that mistake. Come on. Nobody got hurt…big deal.

And THEN, we must question Obama’s Secret Service…again. It seems, a guy in Miami was driving around with a huge Israeli missile, in the back of his convertible…when Obama was in town. Somehow, they missed it.

Madden ( the man’s name) drove from Dania Beach to Boca Raton on Thursday morning with the business end of an Israeli Air Force air-to-surface missile rising from the passenger seat of his topless Volvo.

The day he decided to get the missile just so happened to be the day President Barack Obama was visiting the National Hurricane Center in Miami-Dade County after a night of local fund-raising.

“With Obama in Miami, I was having second thoughts,” Madden said. “I thought people would see me driving around with a missile and it might cause some trouble.”

But he had nothing to worry about.

Even the police didn’t pull him over.

Nevertheless, there is a good side to all this news: Since only the labs that received the anthrax were exposed, most of us are safe.

And the guy with the missile? It ‘wasn’t armed.

BUT…John Kerry is going to miss all the Iranian peace talks

I for one, think…so what if John Kerry’s plane ride home cost the American taxpayer over $100 quadrillion dollars…What’s a few million…if it saved lives?

So, congratulations John Kerry, you win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week! We are GLAD you are such a klutz.

Americans are hoping that you get well soon…and get back on that bike.  We hope that you will get back in the saddle and show us what a true American can do.

Pike’s Peak is waiting. Good luck!

June 1, 2015 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Military, Uncategorized | John Kerry, Pentagon