Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Animals in the Sky: Faces on Bumper Cars..Nobody Cares

Nobody Cares

Are you like me, searching daily for ANY kind of good news?

Well…here’s one: Somebody’s airline in some other country decided to make their “jets” more fun! It’s called the Embraer E190-E2 aircraft…there’s a competition going on and as we all know, competition makes the BEST stuff for everyone

This means the new E2 jets will surprise passengers in the States with more spacious interiors, larger overhead bins, and that “new airplane smell” US regional jets lost long ago — albeit not until 2021 when the first E175-E2 orders are scheduled for delivery. FlightGlobal reports that Embraer has also highlighted Alaska Airlines, Spirit and United as the US carriers most likely to benefit from replacing some of their current narrow-body fleet with E2 jets.

Finally, entertainment at the end of your body cavity search!

Personally, I like the shark…wait…no…

Okay. The Tiger….Wait…the Eagle…pretty cool…

Hey, lots of room? New airplane smell? Bigger Windows? Let me on!

Okay. This gives me an idea. How about we paint some of these faces on the front of some bumper cars, and put them out all over the country at all the county fairs next summer?

Let us poor nobodies have some fun.

Just think of it, Hillary could bang into Bill’s face. Obama could go head on with Podesta.

The kids could learn a thing or too since the schools aren’t teaching them, who you should REALLY bump heads with.

“Mommy, who are YOU?”

“Sweetie, I’m “Obama”. This might just be the only place in the universe where you can smash my face and NOT be considered a racist.”

Okay, so you would be called a racist, bigot, and the democrats would want to smash republican faces.

So be it. Let’s take our anger out at all our politicians in the bumper car political arena! 

I can see me wanting to bump into Paul Ryan’s smirk, or John McCain’s snarling face, head on.

Sound like fun? I WAS going to write about Obama trashing the President today with the help and blessings of James Baker and the Bush family.

But, it’s all so boring.

(Sorry.. blame it on the Shark plane.) But trust me: If I had the bucks I would DO this just to have some fun.

Just imagine…who would you go for first?

 

November 28, 2018 - Posted by | humor |

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