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Okay. I’ve had enough.
He’s dead, Osama bin Laden is dead…and here’s proof: This picture was taken right before he was shot. As you can tell by the look on his face, he KNOWS he is going to die, and he is looking forward to raping 72 virgins because the “wife” he had been living with for the past seven years was not exactly a “looker” as was reported. She wasn’t much of a cook either. Osama was found with food money in his pocket. All those pizza deliveries. Nobody ever suspected Osama would order pizza, because NOBODY in Pakistan eats pizza. It was a clever disguise.
It’s been an insane couple of days…first…Obama took full credit. He masterminded the whole operation in between celebrity fund raisers. In fact, he got the help of some of the best minds in Hollywood in planning the whole thing..right down to the dogs. Yes— it was the man who said “Yes I CAN!” who got Osama, and so, these fine articles of men’s underwear are being sold to the public in celebration. (underwear comes in all sizes, EVEN Obama’s…in case you were wondering)
Obama, being the tech savvy guy that he is, even made everyone at the White House watch the murder in real time…the murder video that of course, doesn’t exist.
AND THEN…all hell broke lose on all cable channels. Why…it was Bush and Cheney who should get the credit, because if not for the water boarding, the day of reckoning would not have happened. At least President Bush was not afraid to show the sons of Saddam on a couple of slabs. We watched Saddam being hung, and that was pretty sweet.
The sound of water boarding makes Obama nervous, because he almost drowend in Hawaii when he was just a baby…only a month old. The governer was there that day, and saved him…just ask him.
And, Nobody Remembers that at those gruesome sights, nobody in the Middle East went ballistic over those pictures released by President Bush. But Osama? That’s different, because we now we have a President that respects a Muslim even if he murdered thousands all over the world…he DESERVES our respect. And…and…he wouldn’t want the Muslims to show our slain boys bodies on the internet.
Spoken like a true golfer. Daniel Pearl is really a rock band.
Only a Muslim would give a man who had orchestrated the biggest attack in the history of our country full Muslim funereal rights.
Yes, he is a Muslim, and on some days, he’s a Christian, and sometimes, he pretends to worship Bali…and his wife now does the Dougie. (No offense to Doug Powers..whom I’m sure is very happy that Michelle named a dance after him.)
Obama has decided because he wouldn’t want the rest of the world to show pictures of OUR guys on the Internet…he’s keeping Osama’s death photos to himself, so he is not going to give us any satisfaction.
We have to take his word on the matter In other words…I don’t HAVE to show you. (Re-elect me..and I’ll think about it.)
The best part of the last two days is EVERYONE, with very few exceptions kept saying OBAMA when the meant to say OSAMA…and then had to apologize right and left, and that was at least more entertaining than watching the liberals and conservatives all try to take credit for what some brave young soldiers actually did.
Whatever.
One thing you can be sure: If you actually see the pictures of the guys who took out Osama on your TV…being presented with metals by Joe Biden, remember…Seal Team Six…does not exist. So therefore say a big prayer for whoever those guys are. They, and their families will become prime targets.
But that’s not Obama’s concern. The purpose is to make him look good.
He’s the man. Yes…he can.
(And yes…it was Bush and Cheney who should get more credit, not Obama…but they do NOT have the nifty underwear now do they?)
Nobody Reports
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Joyanna Adams 
[…] Osama, Obama, Obamasama, Mamabamasamanama The best part of the last two days is EVERYONE, with very few exceptions kept saying OBAMA when the meant to say OSAMA…and then had to apologize right and left, and that was at least more entertaining than watching the liberals and conservatives all try to take credit for what some brave young soldiers actually did. Whatever. One thing you can be sure: If you actually see the pictures of the guys who took out Osama on your TV…being presented with metals by Joe Biden, remember…Seal Team Six…does not exist. So therefore say a big prayer for whoever those guys are. They, and their families will become prime targets. But that’s not Obama’s concern. The purpose is to make him look good. He’s the man. Yes…he can. […]
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Oh…hit a musician where it hurts! I will NEVER take up the oboe…never.
Yes, where IS the United Nations on this President, going around landing in foreign nations and killing leaders who are just ordering pizza? Where?
While there should BE no law saying that one leader can just go kill another…IF that leader attacks a country and kills people, then I say…screw all rules.
AND that is why all our Presidents close down whole cities, when they travel…including inspecting coconuts.
Frankly, I find this a bad sign. It means Obama thinks his re-election chances are slim so he’s going to go pick a fight. Then he can say “I am the commander-in-chief for as long as he likes, and why else bring his BEST general BACK to the US to run the CIA?
As you say amfortas…MMMMMMMMmmmmm.
(And thanks for the SEAL tip. Good to know.)
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Further, (I am on a roll here)……
Imagine the ‘Force’ arriving in Pakistan in fourteen helicopters, 12 of which carried the band, and one helicopter went unserviceable. They would have to leave it behind, perhaps with the entire trumpet section and an Oboeist.
🙂
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Andanotherthing…..
The American Seals have some things to learn.
A bit of ‘style’ and ‘flair’ could have been used in the attack on Binny’s compound.
Perhaps a joint operation with the King’s Guard from Norway as an accompaniment. Just imagine this lot outside the walls while the Seals were on the inside. Obama would have rushed to videos out asap.
Watch this. Remember these chaps are doing their thing on ICE !!
http://sorisomail.com/email/16993/ex…mperdivel.html
and some background on this Light Infantry Brigade……
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Majestet_Kongens_Garde
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Jolly good, whoever nailed the Bin lid down. It is about time they caught the bugger and sent him to his Virgins. It sets a strong and incontravertibubble Precedent, doesn’t it.
Hmmmmm. But…… A small question.
Perhaps a reversal of venues and some name changes to protect the innocent.
What iffffff……someone took umbridge against someone else who organised and authorised the murder of 50 million innocent people. Now they would have some reason to launch an attack to smack a baddie and poke them in the eye with a 9mm full metal jacket.
Yes?
Now suppose say Canada …er…. OK, Britain had some real tough chaps – like the SAS – (on which the famed Seals Numero six were modelled) who were as forward in their thinking and courage as America and these fine heroes were sent on a mission to capture or kill said nasty organiser. That would be OK too, I guess. Indeed praiseworthy in like manner.
And the nasty baddie organiser and authoriser of mass murder was say, Hilary Clinton and she lived somewhere in Washington, sometimes, or in New York or some other ‘safe house’ surrounded by armed guards. Hilary being the chief female nebbie authorising the murder of not-quite-born- yet- babies in their millions per annum.
It would be just dandy for the British SAS chaps to swoop secretly into America in war-choppers, and on to Washington, and land on Hilary’s back patio, shoot her guards and her husband (who gallantly tried to get between Hilary and a gun-wielding SAS trooper) and took all her computers and stuff (probably her undies too).
That would be OK, wouldn’t it.
See what I mean by Hummmmmmmmmmmmm.?
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