Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Bob Dylan and Bill Clinton Agree: You gotta SERVE somebody

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody Flashes
 
It was reported today that Bill Clinton wants to finally “correct” whatever you read on the internet. He is not happy with the “misinformation” on the internet and he should know. Everyone knows he did NOT have sex, with that MS Lewinsky and the Drudge Report ruined his good time with all the ‘misinformation’ he wrote day after day, which of course, lead Bubba down the impeachment path of shame.
 
And he hasn’t forgotten it. Bubba wants the government to stop it all.
 
He said: “It would be a legitimate thing to do.”
 
Legitimate? Uh…free speech IS legitimate. Nobody wants to be censored, like they are in China, and so, just in case all us bloggers and reporters actually call a duck a duck, Bill wants to have a ‘government’ agency that “corrects” the “misinformation” on the Internet…an independent government agency.
 
An independent government agency? Sounds like duckwad to me.
 
Bill Clinton wants censorship…like in China, which brings me to…

Bob Dylan, the famous anti-war propagandist turned Christian homebody was “censored” by China. He went over there to make a butt load of cash, and many of his old hippie fans, like Maureen Dowd, are in shock. Bob Dylan agreed to be censored?

“He sang his censored set, took his pile of Communist cash and left,” Dowd wrote. She called him a “sellout” because China wanted to see his list of songs.
 Dylan, (Robert Zimmerman) said this on his website.

“As far as censorship goes, the Chinese government had asked for the names of the songs that I would be playing. There’s no logical answer to that, so we sent them the set lists from the previous three months. If there were any songs, verses or lines censored, nobody ever told me about it and we played all the songs that we intended to play.” 

Come on…you can’t understand a word the man says when he sings. Really.
 
You know…I know how she feels. Nobody was a bigger fan than I was back in the sixties. I still have all his albums. And then, when I saw him sitting next to Bill Clinton, who was honoring him with a big award at the Kennedy Center in 1997, WHILE he was bombing Kosovo…I thought to myself: What… a …hypocrite.
 
Bob Dylan has been doing all this leftist stuff just for the money?…I get it.
 
And speaking of money…What a capitalist will do to get it! General Motors is sponsoring a propaganda film celebrating the 90th anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party!
 
Yeah…let’s celebrate communism! Communists gave them a bailout here— no wonder they love it.

Nobody Remembers when John Lennon recorded “Serve Yourself” in response to Dylan’s’ “Gotta Serve Somebody.” Looks like Dylan has done both on his tour of China and Bill Clinton wants to put the same rules up here.
 So, what do you want to bet that before Obama leaves office, he gives Dylan some kind of award at the White House, all the while he will be bombing Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq…
 
Will Bob Dylan be allowed to sing “Masters of War?

Come you masters of war…you that build the big guns You that build the death planes, you that build all the bombs, You that hide behind walls. You that hide behind desks. I just don’t want you to know I can see through your masks.

I suggest Bob sing his other hit at the White House: “You gotta serve somebody.” That way, when we all lose our websites to cyberspace, we will all remember who to blame…
 
I mean…who we serve.

May 18, 2011 Posted by | China, Clintons, communism | | 15 Comments

Unicorns LOVE Virgins–and Other Fairy Tales

Nobody Knows

 

Have you seen the Progressive car insurance commercial where the bimbo Progressive Lady says that when she thinks of togetherness (like auto and house insurance) she thinks of glitter and unicorns?

I know…I’m glad she’s not my neighbor.
 
But, that got me to thinking…just about EVERYONE in the world thinks that unicorns never existed. Never..just a fairy tale princess item made up to make millions of little toys for little girls to fantasize about having her own pony.
 
Okay, bear with me because I never had a thing for unicorns..but the other day, I read this account, written by a man named John Sparke, in 1565:

“The Floridians have pieces of unicorns’ horns, which they wear about their necks, whereof the Frenchmen obtained many pieces. Of those unicorns they have many, for that they do affirm it to be a beast with one horn, which coming to the river to drink, puts the same into the water before she drinks.”

Yeah…guess what? Years ago…everyone talked about unicorns as if they were just another fish in the sea, turtle on the log, bar-bee on the skillet. Who knew?
 
John goes on to describe the rest of the animals of Florida in great detail, all of whom still exist today, and lumped the unicorn right in there with the dolphins and flamingos. It was obvious that John Sparke did not SEE the unicorns, but believed they existed because the natives and the French guys had the horns around their necks.
 
This was before men could buy Mercedes Benzes.
 
And he wasn’t alone.. Unicorns are in many accounts of Greek historians. Ctesias described then as wild asses, “fleet of foot, having a horn a cubit and a half in length and colored white, red, and black. Aristotle mentioned two one-horned animals, the Oryx and the “Indian ass.” Strabo says there were one-horned horses with stag-like heads. Pliny the Elder describes what seems to be a rhinoceros: “a very fierce animal called the monoceros which has the head of the stag, the feet of the elephant, and the tail of a boar, while the rest of the body is like that of a horse: it makes a deep lowing noise, and has a single black horn, which projects from the middle of its forehead, two cubits in length.”
 
The bible mentions them quite a few times…for example: “God brought them out of Egypt: he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.”
 
Marco Polo described them as scarcely smaller than elephants.

“They have the hair of a buffalo and feet like an elephant’s. They have a single large black horn in the middle of the forehead, and they have the head like a wild boar’s. They spend their time by preference wallowing in mud and slime. They are very ugly brutes to look at. They are not at all such as we describe them when we relate that they let themselves be captured by virgins, but clean contrary to our notions.

Good old Marco Polo. No wonder they named a swimming game after him.
 
Yeah…I love history. Especially this part: Unicorns, according to all those who knew one, could be captured by a virgin. (Okay, when I was a virgin, I couldn’t capture a damn thing..what gives here?)
 
Leonardo Da Vinci wrote:

“The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it.”

Good old Leonardo. Not quite up to Marco’s observations..but definitely more entertaining.
 
There’s a moral in there somewhere. Mean and horny beasts, who cannot control themselves, become kittens in the laps of virgins. We need to find some virgins fast and send them to the Capitol….
 
Or else America will become the next fairy tale.
 
So, was there ever such a creature as a unicorn?
 
John Sparke says yes. and nobody argues with history, or virgins.

May 18, 2011 Posted by | History | | 9 Comments