The NEW Human Species

Nobody Wonders

Give a guy a degree and what does he do with it? Do good things to save humanity?

NO! They think humanity is a cesspool of rednecks, and idiots! They want to start over.

Some men want to redesign the whole world. Raymond Kurzweil and Vernor Vinge, two prominent nerd computer wizards have predicted the end of humanity as we know it:

“Within 30 years we will have the means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended.”

Great news! We don’t HAVE to pay off our debt! I’ve got over $320,000 credit left on my credit cards…where shall we go?

You would think both these guys would be very depressed about this stuff, but no. They think letting the computer take over human minds is a wonderful thing. Look what it’s done for Egypt!

To which Nobody notes: Does that mean you will allow the computer to plug into your head too, Mr. Wizards? The question is: will all the men who THINK they are superhuman let themselves be plugged into AT&T?

I hope so.

And even if the computer driven brain is not something to be desired…don’t worry, the computers will take over the humans because they will be just so much smarter than man. Somehow, someone should tell them, SOME man will mess their dreams all up, and it might be them!

And then you have the George Church’s of the world. George is fooling around with human DNA and proclaims that, unlike nature, where it take thousands, even millions of year to develop a new species, Church could do it with one shotgun blast of new genes. What good could possibly come of this?

Will they make a “blue” species of people to grab more welfare money? And what politician would pay Church to make them half woman and half man and then be able to reproduce with “itself”? Or even lay eggs?

Creating a new species will deem many problems. We will have to have new species rights of course. Anyone making fun of the new species will be sent to jail for at least ten years.

But, back to Weiner…if Wiener had been plugged into the “network” then every computer on the planet would have received a picture of his pride and joy, and somebody could have downloaded a nasty virus back to him, and saved us all from seeing any repeats of his anatomy in the future.  Just think…no more Weiner photos!

As for developing new species…I’ve SEEN their ugly flowers. Don’t get me started on Monsanto.

It’s funny…the liberals are always screaming about how we need to protect mother nature before it’s too late, but they are the FIRST ones to muck it up. Hopefully,they will keep their DNA, computer brain experiments among themselves, and then one day, the real people can take over again, and put them all on the endangered list of; Circuit Breaker Elite Human Number One is NOT compatible with Man.

Sorry….but we WILL build you nice apartments in the inner cities, or send you all to the outback of Australia.

REAL people, do not discriminate, do we?

And in that case, I suggest nominating me to take care of all “new species” patents.

What?

 

 

 

July 2, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | conspiracy, disasters, science | 3 Comments