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Did you notice that the news was mostly on Kanye visiting President Trump in the Oval office today instead of this?

Wow. I thought Kanye was good,…but really, more of the stations should have been on this horror.

Those poor Floridians.

If countries can manipulate the weather, as General Wesley Clark insisted was true, you have to wonder what country is celebrating now.

President Trump has had MORE disastrous Hurricanes hit in his first two years…

Nobody Wonders if Obama visiting Alaska may not be a coincidence.

Sure, they can’t make Hurricanes, but…can they direct them?

Nobody Wonders. 

This truly is as bad as it gets.

October 11, 2018 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: If you don’t want to see Lava, Don’t build on a volcano.

Nobody Flashes

Despite the horrible destruction a volcano can do to homes…it’s hard not to admire the sheer beauty of our vibrant earth: There are some good pictures here.

Have you noticed that the news talks more about Roseanne Barr than the volcano erupting in Hawaii?

They don’t want people canceling their vacations. They want them to stay home and take their chances with Romaine Lettuce.

On another note: Why isn’t Al Gore blaming ‘climate’ change on this?

When is Nancy Pelosi going to blame this on President Trump?

And why do they only interview people who looked stoned out of their minds?

 

 

June 2, 2018 Posted by | disasters | | Leave a comment

When Can We Expect the NEXT Disaster?

Nobody’s Opinion

Have you noticed that we are being bombarded with too many ‘crisis problems’ in the news? It’s almost as if, metaphorically speaking, the media is high up in their ivory towers and raining BULLETS of misinformation and horror stories at the regular American who is having a hard time just relaxing without fear of the next coming disaster.

And fear seems to reign. They up that fear with bloody beheadings now seen on the most favored cable shows. This is certainly not the worst time in our history, but, because of the technology that’s steaming into our lives every hour, we probably live in more fear than our ancestors, due to the daily bombardment of ….stress fulfilling disasters of doom and gloom.

The news isn’t exactly being reassuring that our lives will continue to go on as usual. Just in the last few months we have watched thousands of Americans lives being torn apart by hurricanes, mass shootings, and fires.

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This isn’t some war being fought overseas. (Which, of course they keep off our news.) It’s happening in our own back yards. The “Culture War” they have named it. Which is really just the “progressive” war on our American traditions.

Add to that an EMP attack from North Korea or Iran and you have the soccer mom thinking, “Should I be stocking up on water?” while she is making out her grocery lists.

I don’t know about you, but I have a few ‘opinions’ about the “state of the union”.

FIRST: Hurricanes have severely affected three states: Texas, Florida, and Puerto Rico. IF weather manipulation is real, and they can control hurricanes to hit, who would benefit from causing such destruction? (Hint: rhymes with rats)

We’ve had hurricanes before, but never this many hitting in such succession–and Puerto Rico got hit the worst.

It’s pretty obvious, that Puerto Rico was another Detroit, because it was being run by democrats. So, the direct hit from Hurricane Maria has caused over 100,000 Puerto Rican’s to flock into Florida, which could cause Florida to become a democratic state.

Who benefits? (Democrats)

(To which most of my readers go: Joyanna, you are SUCH a conspiracy idiot.)

Yes I am.

While Houston is not as democratic as Dallas, many people in Houston were affected economically and therefore the government budget dealing with these three hurricanes would put many of President Trump’s agenda on hold. They can now shout “He’s not getting Obamacare! He’s not getting infrastructure! He’s not getting tax reform! He’s NOT building the wall like he promised!”

How can he?

Then came the mass shootings. It has been reported that George Soros made $43 million in trades just BEFORE the event in Las Vegas. And a woman who insists there was more than one shooter, was killed.

She was only 28. Died a “natural” death in her bed? She talks about shooters IN the crowd on her Facebook page.

Coincidence? Who benefits from these disasters? Gun Control talking points went out within seconds. (Democrats.)

Then we got the fires, in the part of California that conservatives still exist. Since California is, on its way to being the next Mexico, the loss of revenue from these continual ‘fires’ will send California into wanting a bailout.

Yes, a bailout from the rest of us.

Who benefits from this?

Democrats. And WHY aren’t they telling us who is starting them?

LAST: And last but not least, Harvey Weinstein. He’s the sacrificial lamb, put up by the democrats to get back into the game. Hillary Clinton now is using Harvey to claim that we have a sexual predator in the White House. She is going all over the globe making her “woman” stance against President Trump.

They are already lining up women to accuse him. Hillary is out for her revenge.

The fact that this is almost hysterically hypocritical, is beyond all belief. Hillary dismisses her own rapist husband by claiming that it was “all in the past.”

Let’s not forget John McCain. And I’d add to that list, Ryan, McConnell, Corker, Rove, the Obama’s, and the list goes on and on…getting in our faces every day, if we don’t turn them off.

It’s as if the ‘progressive’ globalists that are in control are sending the American people a HUGE message:

You conservative Americans ARE in a clear and present danger. We will see to it.

That’s why you MUST abandoned your President.

And that’s not going to happen.

So, we might as well expect more disasters. Sooner or later, people are going to wake up to the fact that:

The war is really…on us.

 

October 15, 2017 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows Why the Shooter Did It — Seriously?

Nobody Knows

Last night, I went to bed early…. which is a rarity. And I had a dream…a most horrifying dream. It was one of those dreams that you think is really happening…you really believe that you are in real-time.
Suffice it to say, that I heard my dog barking by my bed, and I got up to see what she was barking about, and then…a powerful invisible force literally picked me off my feet, carried me across the room high, and set me down. 

I was scared. WHAT!! Was this evil? Okay…so there IS a force in the universe that was trying to tell me something, but it was defiantly in control. It was showing me I had NO power whatsoever to resist it physically. It was an invisible evil presence that picked me up again…and did it once more. Time and again it picked me up, and carried me across the room in the air, and then put me down.

I tried demanding it to answer me… “What do you want?!” Imagine if you had found out that evil WAS real, invisible, and like the burning bush was shown to Moses, it just showed itself to you?

Wouldn’t it freak you out? 

Now, it took me a while to realized that I was NOT in reality. Most of my dreams are very creative, and I wander around in them solving some puzzle in my life, I always KNOW I’m dreaming…but not last night.

So, I got up, got a drink of water and decided to go into my office and try to shake it out.

And then, I turned on the TV.

And saw, in real-time, the shooting in Las Vegas. The evil in my room, was in Las Vegas.

Here’s what’s disturbing. After a whole day of ‘news’ nobody wants to admit that its was conservative and brave Americans that had been purposely targeted. There was a whisper that they found Antifa flyers in the shooters room, that he was, probably, much like the man who targeted the Republicans at their baseball game in Washington D.C. because you see, they can’t tell the American people what’s really happening. One Senator…well..but 59 Americans killed and white ones at that? 

They are walking…carefully.

And pretty soon, the news of the woman who came down into the crowd and told them they all were going to die, will be forgotten. So, will the ISIS claim, even thought they claimed it was them.

What most people think, is that this man, hated conservatives…and who knows what really happened? As far as we know, this could have all been a plot by Soros. We really don’t know.

What’s happening is that the left, wants war…on America. They KNOW they don’t’ have a chance to win this war UNLESS and until they disarm the American people.

I don’t know about you, but anybody who spends his time gambling, hanging out in bars, is pretty much a scum bag.

There were pictures on the internet of him wearing a “Pussy” hat, it may be him, but who knows?

And let’s not forget that this very well could have been a false flag attack. The liberals HAVE to get rid of our guns. It’s the last freedom they need to get…before they can finish their plans.

What we CAN be sure of, is it was meant to attack, patriotic Americans. That was…no accident.
Many ‘stars’ and liberals are thinking tonight…” serves them right.”

This morning I felt much like I did on 9/11, except this time, one man was fueled by our liberal (and a few disgusting rino’s) to hate President Trump, his supporters, and America.

It seems the fight for America has begun. ISIS? Lone Wolf? Democratic hatred? CIA false flag?

Probably all of the above if you ask me. As Americans, we need to unite.

Let the football players kneel…. they won’t get as many free drinks, even car salesmen will rip them off.

I really believe with all my heart that decency will win out. Machine guns are outlawed and last night was not done by lone shots, it was full machine gun attack.  So, don’t listen to the hysterical noise that is coming.

Last night, the true greatness of America was shown. Throughout the carnage, good people were helping each other…just like on 9.11, the firemen, the police, the average Joe on the street who loves his country.

The struggle to take our guns is still on track. NO gun law will stop this crap from happening.
If there is one thing America MUST do, is not lose the right to have a gun. The talk is already starting, and we MUST remember, that the deep state wants this too. The liberals are spewing hatred and violence all across our nation, and we must name the enemy within even if the media won’t.

Many republicans will be behind gun control too. Remember, after every shooting Obama tried to get our guns, and he failed.

We need to stand strong on this.

I really believe that somehow the evil that gripped that madman last night sent an echo out into the universe’s wire and crept into my dream. Like an echo, it reverberated across the dimensions of dreams.

Think I’ll stay up for a while…and play this a few more times;

October 2, 2017 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

To Trust, or NOT to Trust…the EPA.

Nobody Cares…

I was at the Police Department today, and it’s amazing— the police are very well protected. If you want to go into my local police station, it’s not like ANYTHING you see on T.V. Nope. You walk into a very small 12′ by 4′ hall, which has two chairs. There’s a small window (no doubt bullet proof) where on the other side there resided a secretary, and an officer, watching Monitors. I’m sure the officers had really nice offices inside, but there was no way any citizen would get in there.manhatten project 3

“An officer will be right with you. Have a seat.” Right. No thanks. The chairs looked like you might catch Ebola if you even came near them.

As I waited (standing up) I noticed a poster on the wall, with the pictures of every officer in our little city..which came out to about 15, all white but one. The poster said. “We do not racially profile.”

They have to put it on the wall now? Jeeez.

About ten minutes later, in walked big…I’ll call him John. He looked formidable, but nice. Very nice.

While I was talking to him about my “case” of identify fraud, (I am one of the many it seems) I decided to ask him, about whether I should be concerned about the nearby landfill that, according to the news, was ready to explode, and basically radiate the whole city of St. Louis, St. Louis Country, St. Charles, and probably, with the right wind, most of Ohio.

Now, every ISIS member in the U.S. is making plans, I’m sure to head to St. Louis.

He looked at me as he put his hands on his gun. In my opinion, we have all been walking around in a maze of pollution for over twenty years.” he said. “But that’s just my opinion. McDonald Douglass and Boeing have been dumping chemicals and bullets, and nuclear waste everywhere for decades. Besides…if there REALLY was a danger, the government would be taking care of it.”

“Do you trust them, really?”Manhatten project

“It’s just political stuff.” he said. “Hey, where you going to move? There’s stuff to worry about everywhere.” he said.

I must admit, he had a point. I felt a bit better…maybe what they said on the radio last night was just more fear mongering. Last night nuclear energy expert Scott Portzline was a guest on Coast to Coast

Scott Portzline talked about the dangers associated with a long burning underground fire in a St. Louis landfill that is nearing a nuclear waste site. Started by a methane build-up, the fire has been burning for about five years and is now only three football field lengths away from buried nuclear materials, he reported. The big concern at the site is thorium-230 which is 60,000 times more radioactive than uranium and classified to be as hazardous as plutonium.

“IF you just breathe it in, you won’t make it. ” he said. He said the reason they hadn’t fixed the problem was because it was so close to the Mississippi river, and it happened to be the biggest pile of thorium-230 in the world. It was the waste, from the Manhattan project.

NOW they tell us.

As I listened to the policeman, I kept thinking about what I heard last night.

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Manhattan Project sites

I was glad to get out of that little space, and then went up to my local government license bureau. As I was waiting to get my new drivers license papers, I asked the girl behind the counter if she had heard about the danger under the waste site.

“Yeah. My old boyfriend got really mad at me, because he used to work at the waste site letting off the gas. After he broke up with me he called me on the phone and yelled at me…”You mean you KNEW that I was walking on top of the Manhattan project and never told me!!”

He worked there for five years, and they never mentioned it to him. She didn’t either.

It’s no wonder they aren’t together.

By this reasoning, you have to wonder, how much are they telling the local police?skeptical

On the way home, I heard the news on the radio:

“The EPA has assured everyone in the St. Louis area, that they are safe.”

I thought, “Right, the same EPA that just polluted a whole river, in the middle of the country.”

So, who do I believe? The cop, who no doubt has been told to not cause a panic, so that the majority of the people who still live here (many are already moving due to Ferguson) do not leave and he loses his job?

Or the nuclear expert on the radio?

The real facts are not encouraging. The reason so many people died in Katrina is because the city politicians decided not to fix those walls. So many dams broke in the recent floods in the East, that eleven people died, all because the government does not spend money on infrastructure. Every President SWEARS they are going to fix America’s infrastructure.

It’s never done.

And worse of all, one EMP attack above the country, or one cyber attack by China, and the country will be brought to its knees.

Do they fix it? We could fix the grid from EMP attack if Obama would not play golf for just ONE MONTH.

One month, and America could be protected.

Is that too much to ask?

October 17, 2015 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | , | 13 Comments

9/11 Prayer for Just Another Day

Nobody Remembers

Next to the Kennedy assassination, 9/11 marks the other saddest historical day in most baby boomer’s lives.

And despite, all the thousands of video’s and the mass media attention that it got, I still recall what I was thinking when both those buildings came down SO quickly, and in such perfect fashion. No matter how many debunker video’s I watched on Youtube, about how anybody who questioned the science of what we saw that day was stupid—I never did buy it.

And I too, thought George W. Bush’s actions that day were beyond explicable. You get the news that another building has been hit and you keep on reading to children? Really?

Still, when you think about all the good people who were killed that day–and what is happening now with Obama and his dangerous actions with Iran, like many people I wonder….

What will happen next? Ted Cruz warned of an EMP over the Eastern Seaboard. We can HOPE that will not happen, but do you trust our President to protect us?

I don’t.

Let’s hope that today, is just another day….of remembrance—and deeply felt prayers for the families that still suffer from their loss.

Let’s hope, all our soldiers around the world, remain safe.

 

September 10, 2015 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Can Global Warming Cause Plane Crashes?

Nobody Wonders

Can the democrats blame the new GOP Congress for this? I can see the headlines now:

Global Warming caused the 9th Asian Airline crash…the point of no return is near.”

Tea Party conservatives hold back legislation, but the sky is blue, the sun is yellow and global warming is real.

Bad weather is caused by global warming.

Nobody Says…the science is in—the REAL science….People claiming global warming is real, are missing brain cells.

 

February 4, 2015 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

What if NASA was like the National Weather Service?

Nobody Flashes

Yesterday, the National Weather Service shut down all of the Eastern Seaboard. Trains, planes, roads,…millions were told to stock up on food, and stay home and prepare for the worse storm of the century. New York snow

So they did.

Today, they admitted, that “Hey, so what if it only snowed 4 inches! We kept you all safe!”

Meanwhile, millions of people living paycheck to paycheck will be missing a few days pay next month because of the National Weather Services big mistake. Scientists didn’t bother to look out their back door.

BUT

What if NASA made such a big mistake?

What if NASA said, “Hey, there’s n heading towards earth the size of a mountain but don’t worry, it will miss us.” ?

And what if, NASA got that prediction right?

Which they did:

The space rock, code-named 2004 BL86, is expected to reach a point about 745,000 miles from our planet, or three times the distance to the Moon. Latest estimates suggest that AN10, which is 0.6 miles across, could approach as close as 19,000 miles.

But…what IF, like the National Weather Service, NASA got it ……….

Wrong? Asteroid

I’m just saying.

January 27, 2015 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Malaysian Airlines VS Italian Ferries

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, we have two countries not having much luck with their transportation enterprises.

Italy Vs Malaysia…or..to be more fair and give respect to international, “We are all equal on this planet” diversity rules: Airplanes VS Ferries.Mayalsian

Let’s start with Malaysia first…it seems they have lost ANOTHER plane into the ocean. Last March we watched various nations send out their military trying to find the missing 370 Malaysian flight that disappeared after a wrong turn. We watched as governments seem to almost love the competition to see WHO could find it first! (Nobody won.)

And now, in the same year, they lost another one;

The search for AirAsia Flight QZ8501 resumed on Monday, a day after the commercial jet disappeared in Indonesian airspace with 162 people aboard.

“(Because) the coordinate that was given to us and the evolution from the calculation point of the flight track is at sea, our early conjecture is that the plane is in the bottom of the sea,” Bambang Sulistyo, head of Indonesia’s national search and rescue agency, told reporters Monday.

The plane sought permission to climb above threatening clouds. Air traffic control couldn’t say yes immediately — there was no room. Six other commercial airliners were crowding the surrounding airspace, forcing AirAsia Flight 8501 to remain at a lower altitude.

Minutes later, the jet carrying 162 people was gone from the radar.

And then you have the latest Italian ferry disaster:Ferry disaster

Eight dead, dozens ‘missing’ after ferry fire disaster

Ship captain Argilio Giacomazzi, 62, upheld centuries of maritime tradition by ensuring he was the last man off, handing over to Italian navy officers at 2:50 pm (1350 GMT).

His conduct was in marked contrast to that of the last Italian sea captain to make global headlines, Francesco Schettino, the Costa Concordia skipper currently on trial for manslaughter abandoning a sinking cruise liner on which 32 people died in January 2012.

Wrapped in blankets and with many of them sporting bandages, 49 of the 478 passengers and crew who were on board the ferry when it caught fire shortly after dawn on Sunday disembarked from a merchant ship at the Italian port of Bari.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Malaysian Airlines, who continue to pile up bodies on the ocean floor, or the Italian boat captains, who have a habit of piling as many bodies on one ship as they can?

THIS…is a tough one.

On the one hand, the pilots of the Malaysian Airlines don’t seem to be at fault…it’s the guys on the ground that are screwing them up. Our American captains, when they see a problem, like Captain Sully did in 2009, they just land the plane down on the nearest Hudson River, and they don’t really ask permission. Can you imagine how many commissioners in New York would have to give the okay for Scully to land his big airliner on the Hudson River? That’s the American way…think for yourself. But a pilot of a Malaysian plane would probably be more fearful of NOT obeying the commands on the ground, instead of following his own instincts.

There is not a whole lot you can do if you mess up in a plane. It’s a long fall down.

On the other hand, the captains of a ferry or a boat have a better chance of saving people…And it was obvious that the whole Italian crew was NOT prepared for the fire:

“The lifeboats did not work, there was only one of them in the water and none of the crew were there to help people.”confused baby

“I ran out. I looked out for a lifejacket but I could not find one.” 

“We did not know what to do. The staff had no idea how to get people off the boat.”

None of the statements made by survivors of the disaster have so far given any indication that as many as 40 passengers may have died.

So, who wins?

I’m going with the ferry-boat. Captains of ANY kind of boat should know better.  After all, every captain in the world has heard of the Titanic. I don’t care if that captain was the last man off the boat, he shouldn’t even have left the dock without life jackets and enough lifeboats.

Or…am I wrong? If so, then I claim my own Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.

Or should I say, Italy wins. That would be more—- fair. After all, how many captains can afford to buy 400 lifejackets?

 

December 30, 2014 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody Flashes Solar Flares

Nobody Flashes

Just to show how infinite is our stupidity, a few scientists have been warning us, that every 11 years, the Sun has active solar flares. On September the 10, the Sun had the biggest one yet.

It just missed us. Just one big hit, and millions will die…the Walking Dead won’t be on TV anymore, it will be in your backyard.

It would ONLY take a few billion dollars to FIX our electrical grid, but Obama is playing golf. As far as I know, not ONE Congressman is on this.

Ebola looks like a mere hangnail compared to what would happen to us if we got hit with a massive flare.

I know, it’s not EXACTLY my promise of a happy Sunday–so just look at the AMAZING pictures.

 

October 26, 2014 Posted by | disasters | | 1 Comment

Nobody Feels Like the Deer In the Headlights.

Nobody’s Opinion

If I had to pick a word for the 21st century, there is only one word that I can think of that sticks out—Surival Guide

Survival.

We hear it every day: Survive the next market crash: Buy Gold. Survive ‘climate change’: Get solar power for your house: Survive Obamacare: Get a colonoscopy. Survive a car crash: Buckle your seat beat. Survive your mother-in-law’s Sunday dinner: (I’ll get back to you on that one.)

My first lesson in survival was how to fend off an older brother, who loved to pin me down. He would sit on my stomach, pin my arms down with his legs, and slap my face, all the while laughing…until I learned how to wrap my legs around his neck and slam him back, and then kick hard. (I love my brother!)

Most people have the misconception— mostly from seeing movies, that people panic during a time for survival, but that’s not true: Most people…freeze. They shut down. Clueless. Even animals pretend to be dead.

Nobody Thinks that right now, a whole nation is staring at the corruption in Washington like deer with headlights in our eyes: We are just frozen. What do we do?

It’s just second nature, but that can literally get you killed.deer in headlights

Last year, I was about to throw away my childhood book on Robinson Crusoe, so I read it for the second time, and the lessons in it were clear: prepare. Prepare for next year…prepare for the worst.

Prepare, prepare, and then prepare some more.

Too bad they don’t teach that very valuable lesson in school. How many of us are prepared for what’s coming? I know I’m not. I just never DREAMED that the America I knew would ever end.

But back to Robinson Crusoe, who was stranded on an island, and he not only survived, he could have supported a whole town, he was such an excellent planner.

Survival is the nature of every man, woman, mammal, fish, and insect on the planet. Forget the “why are we here? Waste of time, It’s mainly to survive, until we die, isn’t it?Robinson Crusoe

And SINCE man is suppose to the superior King of the apes, you would think a simple thing like making sure your nation survives, would be a piece of cake. History shows…it’s really not.

Our piece of cake is turning into soup kitchen gumbo.

We are being invaded from the South, for people who want to ‘survive” and all due to the fact that the only survival instinct going on in Washington is how to keep their own butts forever swimming in the laps of luxury.

Too bad we don’t have a man like Rick Rescorla for President.

Who is he you might ask?

Rick Rescorla, saved 2,687 employees of the Morgan Stanley, on 9/11, and I just heard about him.

Rick Rescorla was born in England, and joined the U.S. military because he wanted to fight the communists in Vietnam. He won a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and a Purple heart and was memorialized in the 1992 book, We Were Soldiers…and Young.

He was the head of security for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, whose offices were in Tower 2. He expected an attack, because in 1990 he and an old war buddy wrote a report to the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey (which owns the Trade Center Site) on the need for more security in the parking garage.

They were ignored. Three years later Ramzi Yousef drove a truck full of explosives, and Bill Clinton acted as if it was just a ‘prank.’ That’s when Rick knew, you did NOT trust your government.Rick Rescorla

Because Rick knew it was coming he prepared everyone. He ordered everyone NOT to listen to the Port Authority in a real emergency. If you remember, the Port Authority told everyone to STAY in their places.

REALLY bad advice.

From Time, June, 2008:

“The radicalism of Rescorla’s drills cannot be overstated. Remember, Morgan Staley is an investment bank. Millionaire, high performance bankers on the 73red floor did not appreciate the interruption. Each drill, which pulled brokers off their pens and away from their computers, cost the company money. But Rescorlas did it anyway. His military training had taught him a simple rule of human nature The best way to get the brain to perform under extreme stress is to rapidly run it though rehearsals beforehand.

He even started timing them, and improving their time.

When 9/11 came, everyone knew what to do. They were on their way down the stairs, and on the 44th floor when the second plane hit, this time striking 38 floors above them.

“Stop.” Rescorla ordered through his bullhorn. “Be still. Be calm.” And then he started singing into the bullhorn, while people stayed quiet:

“Men of Cornwall stand ye steady. It cannot be easy said ye for the battle were not ready.”

Rick got everyone out. Only 13, including Rescorla and four of his security officers were inside.

He was last seen on the 10th floor heading up. His body was never found.

So, this deer is asking—How do we survive Obama? How do we survive the upcoming invasion on our borders, which will bring a new strain of TB? Do I have to start wearing masks to Wal-Mart?

How DO we survive Obamacare, which will condemn millions to death…waiting to get into a doctor?Forward

Rick Rescorla and Robinson Crusoe would tell us. WAKE UP.. MOVE. Prepare…..

Think of every worse case scenario and start now.

The only thing our politicians are preparing for is millions of angry citizens. They have not prepared this country for even a sun flare, let alone an invasion.

They are only preparing for themselves and their friends.

Too bad we can’t throw them all into Robinson’s Crusoe’s Island for a month.

 

June 30, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, disasters, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows: Sign-up Numbers, Earthquakes, Putin, Wall Street, and Fake Camels

Nobody Knowsobama care scare

It’s been another week of great mysteries—which included why would ANYONE tell Joe Biden that he has the best looking facial skin in the world on National TV?….Let’s get started:


Nobody Knows: Today Obama took a big victory speech at the White House, which was more than annoying, it was silly. According to him, Obamacare signed up 7 million people  …and he laughed with his big silly grin when he proclaimed there WERE no death panels!

(What? Do you think he’s stupid? Technically, he’s right. You will die when you are refused care, it’s already written into the law.)

This is, of course all baloney, because Obama lied about Benghazi, he lied about everyone keeping their doctor, he lied about Fast and Furious, he lied about Buddy Love, and Reverend Wright and…when doesn’t he lie?

When he’s sleeping.

It’s being said that Obama has spiked the football once again by fudging the numbers, because Obamacare is all about force. The biggest lie is that those people are going to get “affordable” health care.

The moon will disappear from the sky before THAT happens.


Nobody Knows what caused the earthquakes in California and Yellowstone last week, but some are suggesting the Kim Jung Un was detonating nuclear bombs under the ocean for fun because North Korea had one too, so maybe that fault line is getting a bit of a push from Kim Jung. (Update: Another one–8.2 off of Chile)

And that’s not all we don’t know. The great lover of redheaded basketball players decided to shut off some rounds of fire at South Korea:Kim Jong Un

“North Korea fired 500 rounds of artillery shells over more than three hours, about 100 of which fell south of the sea boundary, South Korean Defense Ministry spokesman Kim Min-seok said. South Korea responded by firing 300 shells into North Korean waters.”

Since Obama has made sure that we can fight only one war at a time, if Kim Jung tries to invade South Korea, at the same time that Putin is invading Europe, what ‘war’ will Obama decide to fight?

(HINT: The war on the 18th hole. )

Nobody Knows, but we DO know that both Obama and John Kerry will declare that “This is just not how any state should act in the 21st century.” assuring the world that they—can look important saying absolutely ridiculous things. .

And speaking of Putin…


Nobody Knows why we have stopped talking about Putin? Which country will Putin go for next? According to a guy who used to work for him, he has a BIG list:

“Parts of Georgia, Ukraine, Belarus, the Baltic States and Finland are states where Putin claims to have ownership. “It is not on Putin’s agenda today or tomorrow,” Illarionov said. “But if Putin is not stopped, the issue will be brought sooner or later. Putin has said several times that the Bolsheviks and Communists made big mistakes. “

Nobody Knows if someday, some future President of the United States will say: Obama made some big mistakes..”  referring to Putin taking back Alaska and Mexico taking Putin with binnosback half the country.

And speaking of taking back half the country….


Nobody Knows if Obama learned to spike the football from the big bankers on Wall Street. It was reported on 60 minutes this week that SOMEBODY spent $350 million on a super cable network on Wall Street–basically rigging the stock market for a few select people. These computers were just a few milliseconds faster, but it was enough to rip billions of dollar off of investors: (see video) by Michael Lewis.

Michael Lewis is not talking about the stock market that you see on television every day. That ceased to be the center of U.S. financial activity years ago, and exists today mostly as a photo-op. This is the stock market that Lewis is talking about; the one where most of the trades take place now, inside hundreds of thousands of these black boxes located at more than 60 public and private exchanges, where billions of dollars in stock change hands every day with little or no public documentation. The trades are being made by thousands of robot computers, programmed to buy and sell every stock on the market at speeds 100 times faster than you can blink an eye. A system so complex, it’s all but invisible.

Michael Lewis: “The insiders are able to move faster than you. They’re able to see your order and play it against other orders in ways that you don’t understand. They’re able to front run your order. From Brad Katsuyama’s point of view, when he heard they were willing to spend that kind of money for milliseconds it told him the sums involved were vast. That was one of the first questions he said he had. He says, “All right, I’m getting ripped off. Everybody’s getting ripped off. But what does it add up to?” And I think when he heard the story of Spread Networks, he realized this is tens of billions of dollars we’re talking about.Wall Street rigged

Add to that:

American companies have stockpiled nearly a trillion dollars of cash offshore to avoid paying higher tax bills at home, according to an analysis released on Monday.

And last but not least…Nobody Knows whose bright idea it was to put a $400,000 glass camel (courtesy of the American taxpayers) in front of the Pakistan American embassy.

Nobody Wonders just how many days it will be before someone throws a rock at it.glass camel

Shall we take bets?

If anyone has any answers to these questions, or any other great mysteries of the universe, like what moisturizer Joe Biden uses—-please email Rachel Ray.

April 1, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, disasters, Earthquakes, Russia, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Lost Plane VS Lost Penis

Nobody’s Perfect:

I hate to make the comparison today, but it remains to be said: there are two missing items in the world, and finding them is of the upmost importance;

First, Malaysia is missing a Boeing 777. Not exactly a hard thing to lose, but lost it they have. In fact the whole world is out trying to find flight 370, because there were about 239 people on it. And it’s been a wild goose chase. Six days, and 10 nations using 56 surface ships have been running all over the oceans trying to find it. boeing 777

First it was here. then over there, then…well..where did it go? China thought they spotted it, but no. Then got mad and said everyone should coordinate.

Daily Mail: A Malaysia Airlines plane was sending signals to a satellite for four hours after the aircraft went missing, which means it could have flown a thousand miles from its last known location, according to officials.
U.S. sources have revealed that the plane, which lost contact with ground control at 1.07am on March 8, was in fact still in contact with satellites operated by Boeing. Experts suggest the way communications systems were shut down mean the plane was shut down ‘deliberately’ and ‘systematically’

(My first nobody thought was: Mmmmm, two Muslim pilots…maybe Allah called them at a very inopportune moment. But right from the start, we must NOT suspect these pilots because they were…experienced.)

Insinuating that only an inexperienced pilots would hide a plane. Of course, Farig Abdul Hamid, (one of the pilots) was a “good boy” and was always at the mosque, and had a flight simulator at home, and has been known to let a pretty face into the cockpit.

Must be nice. They said the same thing about Ted Bundy.

Nevertheless the plane remains lost.

NOT missing penis man…but close enough.

The other item lost, was…a penis.

Police in the United Kingdom reportedly shut down part of a busy motorway in Middlesbrough, England, Thursday to search for a man’s missing penis

Yes, the poor guy was sitting on the side of the road, and somebody had…well, cut it off and tossed it. They induce the man into a coma…and for good reason.

The penis has not been found.

Really, I can’t have a Nobody’s Perfect contest this week on this one, although I think that 229 people losing their lives is a heck of a lot worse than a man losing his penis. I was supposed to do this column on MONDAY night, and I forgot the day, so it’s only fair that I give the guy some slack.

Nobody’s Perfect. 🙂

Hopefully, someone will donate a penis to the guy so that when he wakes up, he can go on living some kid of normal life.

And hopefully, that plane isn’t sitting on some island somewhere, filling up for a new takeoff…

They may never find this plane…or they already have, and they don’t want ANYONE to know what happened.

My guess, is that’s the real story…the real truth…has been lost.

March 13, 2014 Posted by | disasters, humor, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Mayor Nagin: Mayor Reed—Emergency Experts

Nobody Wins

The city of Atlanta was hit with a major ice storm yesterday, hundreds of people were stranded on highways and schools for more than 23 hours… and it’s no surprise that the Democratic mayor–did nothing.

The result was gridlock on freeways that are jammed even on normal days. Countless vehicles were stranded and many of them abandoned. Officials said 239 children spent Tuesday night aboard school buses; thousands of others stayed overnight in their schools.

One woman’s 12-mile commute home took 16 hours. Another woman gave birth while stuck in traffic; police arrived just in time to help. Drivers who gave up trying to get home took shelter at fire stations, churches and grocery stores.traffic jam

CNN did a good job drilling Mayor Reed on WHY he did nothing, but notice how good he is at passing the blame: It was the teacher’s fault. This morning–they were blaming the weatherman–because George Bush wasn’t around. Yes, it’s got to be rough when your President is a democrat and you are the mayor of a big city, and you can’t blame the President when you &$% up and your own citizens are mad at you.

But…guess what? Remember when the Mayor of New Orleans blamed President George W. Bush for Katrina?

Ray Nagin rose to American political fame in swift, albeit uncensored, fashion — as the New Orleans mayor who publicly trashed and pleaded with President George W. Bush to save his city in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.  “Flying over in Air Force One doesn’t do it justice,” Nagin said during a radio interview a few days after the storm hit on Aug. 29, 2005. 

Then the photo came out, of George flying over New Orleans and not even landing. Why, he should have sent in the 45th battalion! They never got over it, and to this day, President George W. Bush is blamed for the misery suffered after Katrina. But…it wasn’t his fault. He was actually following the law. By our Constitution, if you have a disaster in your city, it’s the Mayor and the Governor of that state that are responsible to handle it. The Federal government can only come in when ASKED. And nobody asked the President for DAYS.GB over New Orleans

Nobody Thinks that was because Nagin really messed up big time…the democrats manipulated it so that the President would be blamed, instead of the mayor.

When does a democrat NOT blame a republican for something that they do?

Wal-Mart came to the rescue when Mayor Nagin was sitting around bitching about everything. But that’s democrats. Nagin was such a crook. He is just now being persecuted for what he did during the time of Katrina. (READ ABOUT THAT HERE)

President George W. Bush did right by not landing…he really was thinking of the people. The whole apparatus of Air Force One would have been a headache at the time when people didn’t need one. Nevertheless…that didn’t stop Obama from landing In New Jersey and getting his photo-op with Chris Christie while he made all kinds of promises those suffering people after Hurricane Sandy—-

Which of course, were all lies.

The CNN reporter is right: It was the mayor’s fault. He should have salted those roads. Atlanta is not doing too good financially, and if Kasim is anything like Nagin, who knows what corruption he is in? As for the democratic governor, Nathan Deal?

Around the time the traffic jam started, Deal and Reed were at an award ceremony recognizing the mayor as the “2014 Georgian of the Year.” Deal spokesman Brian Robinson said the governor left before 1:30 p.m. and was in constant contact with emergency officials.

Nevertheless: It’s already been suggested that the small communities cannot handle things at all. All power should just be put in the hands of the President.  I actually heard that on CNN. They can’t blame George Bush, so they are going to do the next best thing: Take all power away from the states and put that power in the hands of Obama.

Nobody Wins when democrats run the country.

So whatever happened to Nagin? He’s going to court:

Mayor nagin

The indictment states Nagin accepted more than $160,000 in bribes and truckloads of free granite for his family business in exchange for promoting the interests of businessman Frank Fradella — who secured millions of dollars in city contract work after the hurricane. The hurricane and its aftermath killed roughly 1,800 people and cost an estimated $108 billion.

Nagin moved to Dallas after leaving office and founded CRN Initiatives LLC, which specializes in publishing, public speaking and emergency preparedness.

You cannot make this stuff up.

January 29, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, corruption, democrats, disasters, Hurricane Sandy, President George W. Bush, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

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