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Nobody Knows: Sign-up Numbers, Earthquakes, Putin, Wall Street, and Fake Camels

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It’s been another week of great mysteries—which included why would ANYONE tell Joe Biden that he has the best looking facial skin in the world on National TV?….Let’s get started:


Nobody Knows: Today Obama took a big victory speech at the White House, which was more than annoying, it was silly. According to him, Obamacare signed up 7 million people  …and he laughed with his big silly grin when he proclaimed there WERE no death panels!

(What? Do you think he’s stupid? Technically, he’s right. You will die when you are refused care, it’s already written into the law.)

This is, of course all baloney, because Obama lied about Benghazi, he lied about everyone keeping their doctor, he lied about Fast and Furious, he lied about Buddy Love, and Reverend Wright and…when doesn’t he lie?

When he’s sleeping.

It’s being said that Obama has spiked the football once again by fudging the numbers, because Obamacare is all about force. The biggest lie is that those people are going to get “affordable” health care.

The moon will disappear from the sky before THAT happens.


Nobody Knows what caused the earthquakes in California and Yellowstone last week, but some are suggesting the Kim Jung Un was detonating nuclear bombs under the ocean for fun because North Korea had one too, so maybe that fault line is getting a bit of a push from Kim Jung. (Update: Another one–8.2 off of Chile)

And that’s not all we don’t know. The great lover of redheaded basketball players decided to shut off some rounds of fire at South Korea:Kim Jong Un

“North Korea fired 500 rounds of artillery shells over more than three hours, about 100 of which fell south of the sea boundary, South Korean Defense Ministry spokesman Kim Min-seok said. South Korea responded by firing 300 shells into North Korean waters.”

Since Obama has made sure that we can fight only one war at a time, if Kim Jung tries to invade South Korea, at the same time that Putin is invading Europe, what ‘war’ will Obama decide to fight?

(HINT: The war on the 18th hole. )

Nobody Knows, but we DO know that both Obama and John Kerry will declare that “This is just not how any state should act in the 21st century.” assuring the world that they—can look important saying absolutely ridiculous things. .

And speaking of Putin…


Nobody Knows why we have stopped talking about Putin? Which country will Putin go for next? According to a guy who used to work for him, he has a BIG list:

“Parts of Georgia, Ukraine, Belarus, the Baltic States and Finland are states where Putin claims to have ownership. “It is not on Putin’s agenda today or tomorrow,” Illarionov said. “But if Putin is not stopped, the issue will be brought sooner or later. Putin has said several times that the Bolsheviks and Communists made big mistakes. “

Nobody Knows if someday, some future President of the United States will say: Obama made some big mistakes..”  referring to Putin taking back Alaska and Mexico taking Putin with binnosback half the country.

And speaking of taking back half the country….


Nobody Knows if Obama learned to spike the football from the big bankers on Wall Street. It was reported on 60 minutes this week that SOMEBODY spent $350 million on a super cable network on Wall Street–basically rigging the stock market for a few select people. These computers were just a few milliseconds faster, but it was enough to rip billions of dollar off of investors: (see video) by Michael Lewis.

Michael Lewis is not talking about the stock market that you see on television every day. That ceased to be the center of U.S. financial activity years ago, and exists today mostly as a photo-op. This is the stock market that Lewis is talking about; the one where most of the trades take place now, inside hundreds of thousands of these black boxes located at more than 60 public and private exchanges, where billions of dollars in stock change hands every day with little or no public documentation. The trades are being made by thousands of robot computers, programmed to buy and sell every stock on the market at speeds 100 times faster than you can blink an eye. A system so complex, it’s all but invisible.

Michael Lewis: “The insiders are able to move faster than you. They’re able to see your order and play it against other orders in ways that you don’t understand. They’re able to front run your order. From Brad Katsuyama’s point of view, when he heard they were willing to spend that kind of money for milliseconds it told him the sums involved were vast. That was one of the first questions he said he had. He says, “All right, I’m getting ripped off. Everybody’s getting ripped off. But what does it add up to?” And I think when he heard the story of Spread Networks, he realized this is tens of billions of dollars we’re talking about.Wall Street rigged

Add to that:

American companies have stockpiled nearly a trillion dollars of cash offshore to avoid paying higher tax bills at home, according to an analysis released on Monday.

And last but not least…Nobody Knows whose bright idea it was to put a $400,000 glass camel (courtesy of the American taxpayers) in front of the Pakistan American embassy.

Nobody Wonders just how many days it will be before someone throws a rock at it.glass camel

Shall we take bets?

If anyone has any answers to these questions, or any other great mysteries of the universe, like what moisturizer Joe Biden uses—-please email Rachel Ray.

April 1, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, disasters, Earthquakes, Russia, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Dennis Rodman VS Pine Bluff Swat Team

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we put Dennis Rodman up against the Pine Bluff Swat Team.

Let’s take Dennis first just because, nobody smokes a cigar in earrings quite like Dennis. It seems Dennis just loves hanging out with his favorite toy boy, Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that the man is one of the most dangerous  psychological  maniacs on the planet, Dennis…loves him. And that makes you wonder about the sex between the two, which Dennis is desperately trying to cover up by telling everyone what a good family man Kim Jong Un is. Dennis is also threatening Obama to talk to him about his lover. Wow. Give a gay a match and they torch you with a flame gun every time. dennis rodman

Dennis is the quintessence of the fact that there is an American absurdity when it comes to how sport figures are worshipped, and then they lose all sense of perspective.

Rodman is trying to get a team of black basketball players to go over and play the North Koreans. I want to know just exactly how all those 6’7 black guys are going to LOSE to a bunch of short and starved little North Koreans, who will know, that if they lose, they will be shot?

And then there’s the Swat Team of Pine Bluff, Arkansas, who were SO afraid of a 107-year-old, they bought in the whole 47th tank division, complete with AK-47 machine guns.

PINE BLUFF, Ark. (TheBlaze/AP) — A 107-year-old man is dead after SWAT officers shot back at him during a standoff at a home in the southeast Arkansas city of Pine Bluff, police say.

But friends and fellow church members say that Monroe Isadore was legally blind and nearly deaf and shouldn’t have died that way.

“I’m in shock today,” Larry Smith, who attended church with Isadore at New Direction Baptist, told KLRT-TV.

“He couldn’t hear,” Smith said. “Somebody should’ve told the [police] he couldn’t hear.”

We all know senility comes in different colors, but…the guy with the gun,  didn’t actually SHOOT anyone, so why did we have to call a full force military unit in?

We saw this happen in Boston…talk about trigger happy. Our police forces act like they are in Fallujah. Really…over kill. Come on guys. Dennis Rodman two

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

Kim Jong Un—for his bad taste in women.

September 9, 2013 Posted by | Military, North Korea, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

   

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