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Nobody Gets Email on a Sunday

Nobody Flashes

Okay…let’s add…Nobody Gets Email.

Somebody just sent me this and I’m doing my usual busy Sunday chores, so I thought…why not?

It’s not meant to offend…it’s just a clever skit meant to make you laugh.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Anthony)

February 17, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

President Trump’s Greatest Comebacks

Nobody Flashes 

The great ‘deep state’ crime of the century was exposed today, not sure what kind of label it will get: FBI gate, deep state gate, Clintongate….but it will be the biggest scandal in our history.

Thanks to the great job of Senator Nunez, President Trump…scores a victory point once again, and once again, against great odds.

Mark Dice made up this video with his “funniest” moments.

It’s Trump being Trump….I love it.

Enjoy!

February 2, 2018 Posted by | President Donald J. Trump | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes George Carlin

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With the government ‘shutdown’ going on today, we could all use a laugh, don’t you think?

This routine gets better EVERY year.

Enjoy! Once again, the genius of George Carlin.

January 19, 2018 Posted by | global warming, humor | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: BIG HOLES

Nobody Gets Email:

Okay…this is just a twist on an old joke, but, truth be told, it never gets old.

And I’d like to dedicate this to President Trump, for obvious reasons of this week in the news.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)


The Biggest Holes

These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are.

Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.

Glory Hole – Monticello Dam, California

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir. It is the largest spillway of this type in the world and consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.

Great Blue Hole, Belize

This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize. There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one.

Sinkhole in, Guatemala

This photo is of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala. The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.

SHIT HOLE, Washington D.C.

This hole swallows trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars annually!
The money that falls into this hole is rarely heard from again, nor do we see much good come from it.

It is reported to be filled with hundreds of “ass holes.”

TRULY AMAZING!
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January 12, 2018 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Who Would You Trust? The Reporter on CNN or Your Local Psychic?

Nobody’s Opinion

Well, it’s official: Full moon. lst day of 2018. Get your charts out. Your Ouija board. Your internet “What your toes tell about you.” forecast.

My toes are perfectly straight. My husbands toes, well the middle toe is the longest which means…he’s an alien. Don’t believe those internet toe charts.

Trump is STILL President. That’s the good start. The bad start is a lot of people won’t be able to start their cars tomorrow due to global warming of the coldest weather we’ve seen in ages.

It’s the beginning of the year and everybody wants to ‘predict’ what’s going to happen, because it fills up ENDLESS hours of cable time, where nobody has to talk about anything real.

Last night I was switching from Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve celebration to the FOX channel, and if you didn’t see the psychic lady they had on FOX…giving out her predictions of 2018 to the viewers, well, you have never seen a traffic accident walking…. I was mesmerized.

Her eyeshadow ALONE made Mariah Carie’s dress look like an understatement. Both eyes were a cascade of glittery, pasted on colors so heavy, she had trouble looking through her eyelashes to even read her predictions. Each eyelid looked like it weighed at least 40 pounds.

It was funny. Her papers were flying out of her hand in the wind, and she couldn’t see the paper in front of her face because her eyes were filled with green glitter.

Not to mention, her outfit was Halloween, Easter, Christmas, and the tooth fairy all rolled into one blond burst of color. And her HAIR. It was so out of this world, I refuse to think about it. It was a mixture of goat cheese, jelly, and macaroni sweet tarts.

And WE were supposed to take her seriously.

Really.

She started on her predictions for next year, and it was…of course…all about how President Trump was going down. Sounded like to hell, or maybe Macy’s basement. I don’t know, she acted like he was due to fail in every way you can imagine, and the commentator had to act like this lady was for real.

After I finally got into bed after 2pm, there was another lady psychic on Coast to Coast am radio station. (My husband snores…so, radio beats earplugs.)

She was all doom and gloom about Trump.

Here’s the deal: You could laugh and just shrug off these idiots as desperate entertainment to boost ratings, but neither lady could get OFF the subject of Trump. No predictions of the weather, North Korea, Oprah, Niagara Falls boiling over, nothing. Or even football…Just Trump.

As if there was nothing else in the world that existed but the President.

You don’t have to be a genius to realize that the global elite is not taking any chances. I think we are going to see a butt-load of these psychics next year.

If the regular fake news is not going to be believed, because the regular pundits predict President Trumps downfall every other second, (And they have failed.) then PLAN B:

Put as many psychics as we can on the News.

Because people believe psychics. They know the media is lying to them, but why would a psychic lie?

NEVER!!

The irony is beyond comprehension.

Yes, years of Vampire movies, supernatural monsters, and government controlling people through polls, which are just basically just paper psychics—have taken a toll on the American culture.

This bombardment of superstitions, are being used by the elites to wear your opinion of President Trump down. They are meant to make you give up: President Trump is doomed. The great Houdini Magnificent says so!

Get that in your heads, you nasty deplorable!

The elites are paying big money to THOUSANDS of people, who are paid to come up with effective ways to manipulate the masses. And that’s a little secret that nobody knows. Putting psychics on really helps.

There is little difference between a CNN reporter, the latest ‘poll’ or a psychic.

Anyway, I searched for a picture of this women, but I can’t find one. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who thought she was funny.

I bet there are hundreds like me are searching for her right this minute. Something tells me, we will see her again.

 

I just hope this time, she keeps her eyelashes on. If they fall off, she will look just like any other reporter.

And that would defeat the purpose.

And FOX, just in case your reading this: Put on a few more transvestite psychics on would you?

You can’t claim to be Fair and balanced if you don’t.    

January 1, 2018 Posted by | Deep State, humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes the REAL Criminal….And Cool Song

Nobody Flashes

This is SUCH a catchy song, I just had to play it again.

Enjoy!

December 8, 2017 Posted by | Hillary, humor | | 2 Comments

#Metoo and the Pussy Brigade

Nobody Cares

Well…it comes to this. California is burning down as we speak, the rich now with the poor: Muslims are getting ready to burn down the rest of the world in response to President Trump remembering that Jerusalem was in the Bible: Congress is about to actually pass tax cuts and bump the sleeping nation into shock, and what are we talking about?

Al Franken and the #Metoo state of the #menarebigscumbagsandwomenshouldnowrule state of the union.

A few women have come out after YEARS of abuse to be honored on Time Magazine as #Metoo and what do our vast crackpot news organizations come up with?

WHY…it should be a woman’s world! Elect women from now on.

(Remember when they had Hitler as man of the year?)

X-President Obama summed the democratic talking point nicely:

“Not to generalize but women seem to have a better capacity [for leadership] than men do, partly because of their socialization,” 

He could have pointed out the leadership of Nancy Pelosi, but notice, he missed that opportunity. Or even “What difference does it make?” Hillary, but I digress.

Someone should ask him if he thinks a woman could have done a better job at being President then him, but someone didn’t.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, this means that the democratic party is going to be running a woman against President Trump next time around. Hillary RAN on the pussy brigade, it was the only reason she gave for us to elect her.

They made pussy hats. They made pussy faces. They now can arrest you in France if you even whistle at a pussy.

And yet, may I remind the world that all these women coming out of the woodwork claiming pain from being groped by Al Franken, well, would a MAN have a problem with it?

No, he would have punched Al in the face.

I’m with Pamela Anderson on this issue. If a man invites you to his hotel room, or into a car, and you don’t know him, and you GO…you’re just plain stupid.

I ought to know. I got in a Cessna 150 once with an ‘older’ man who volunteered to take me up in his plane for a ride, and since I had ALWAYS wanted to fly a plane since I turned 16, (He said he would teach me) I couldn’t’ WAIT to go up in it.

Yep. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

The “You are stuck in this plane with ME.” approach.

Ha ha. I found out that day that you could put Cessna 150 on autopilot while the ‘pilot’ tried to make out with you in the back.

You live. You learn. Planes can fly themselves.

Who knew?

No, he didn’t get very far…I calmly said I would take over flying the plane…or jump out, he could have his pick, but no thanks, I wasn’t interested.

He let me fly the plane. And I didn’t suffer years of “I was once abused in a Cessna” afterwards.

Yes, there are rapists, and murderers, and men who will just come up and kiss you for no reason, if you are young, and they feel like it. I was lucky that day, I realize that.

And that’s why….

Young women have to be TAUGHT that some men actually PLAN these attacks. Like putting buttons on their desks to lock you into a room.

Don’t go down a dark alley at night, don’t eat last week’s meatloaf, don’t drink passion punch and make out on a water-bed, don’t vote democrat, and don’t go to motel rooms no matter what.

Always meet in the lobby. I’m with Pamela.

So, the #Metoo, while sad, also means that women should NOT run the planet.

Nancy Pelosi is proof enough. Hillary Clinton, is proof enough.

So, who is the #Metoo woman, who is going to stand up for making this a woman’s world, and going to run against that pussy loving President Trump?

I don’t know, but she won’t be white.

Try as they might to make this a “pussy” #Metoo world, it’s not going to change much.

What can change, is Al Franken.

He can leave, and take all his #Metoo girls with him.

Nobody is going to care.

December 6, 2017 Posted by | American Culture, feminist, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Flashes: A Father’s Wedding Gift…Laughter and Wisdom

Nobody Flashes

I was going to wait until Sunday to post this, but after reading my columns all week, I think a good laugh is in order.

This father is great. You can bet, that when “God” takes this father, they will need to find a bigger church.

If you haven’t seen this: You’re missing one of the greatest father’s wedding speech of all time:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

November 24, 2017 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes “The Most Wonderful Time In Eight Years!”

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Some GOOD cheer from me for a change.

Enjoy!

Won’t be long before Christmas is here. I actually bought a turkey today.

 

 

November 3, 2017 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

There ARE No Fools at Kevin’s Corner


Nobody’s Fool

Here’s one of the BEST rants you will ever hear on why Hillary Clinton lost. Really, he made all the same points that most of America was thinking…

If you don’t know about Kevin…you should. What’s even better is that you can believe that the democratic party is seeing more blacks seeing through their BS and making video’s laying out the truth, and THAT’S why they keep pushing the “race” card in our face every day.

But have heart, good men like Kevin are coming through for us, and he has a great sense of humor.

And one more thing…Kevin has some really great tee-shirts at Kevin’s cornerI’m going to get myself one.

So, Congratulations Kevin! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week…

Let’s hope Hillary Clinton gets to see your video.

That would make MY week.

Enjoy everybody!

October 23, 2017 Posted by | Hillary | , , , | 1 Comment

Three Stooges of Liberal Logic

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This is just TOO funny. Listen to three liberal women discussing the recent finding that if the frontal lobes of the brain are damaged, then more than likely you will NOT believe in God, and will love immigrants.

If your frontal lobes are developed, you are more likely to be religious, and will not exactly appreciate immigrants taking over your country.

To hear them trying to figure out how to twist the meaning of this study to make themselves feel better is, to this nobody, hilarious.

Enjoy.

October 21, 2017 Posted by | Religion | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Could Solve the Problem With a Little Bit of Humor

Nobody Flashes

Okay, I have it. I have a way to solve this whole ugly, messy, nasty, fight between the black football players and their VERY angry followers.

BEFORE the National Anthem is played, they could all come out and kneel, then stand up, and this song should be blasted throughout the stadium.

And THEN, those same football players could, grab each other shoulders, line up, and do this Greek Dance…to Zorba the Greek.

Wouldn’t that simply be hilarious? Wouldn’t that make you just want to forgive them?

Okay. So that will never happen. But in a sane world, if this Nobody owned a football team, I would tell the players they would have to do this ( as a form of asking forgiveness for being such idiots) or else they wouldn’t get paid.

Pretty simple. If they refuse, then, let them get a lawyer.

Go ahead, picture it in your mind…good idea huh?

All nonsense aside, I grew up on Herb Alpert, simply because my brother was a professional trumpet player, and every Christmas he would buy ME a Herb Alpert album.

Right. Just what I wanted. But, I had to admit looking back, the guy truly was a talent.

Zorba the Greek. I wonder, if the Greeks still dance to this?

Enjoy…and feel free to give it a try next time you celebrate…..anything that looks like America has gone back to sanity.

(Might be a while.)

September 29, 2017 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

You Don’t Even NEED to Brush Your Teeth Today

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Well…according to about 30 YouTube video’s Nostradamus, NASA, the Bible, Jesus, Michio Kaku, TODAY, will be our last day on the planet. (Well, maybe.)

The earth will be hit by planet Nibiru and there you go. We won’t have to hear the shrill voice of Hillary Clinton ever again.

It seems the elites that knew this, didn’t want to panic us, so they just gave us hints in movies.

Today, September 23, 2017, will be our last day on earth.

Hopefully, I can wash my car first, and it waits until after lunch.

I’d  HATE to die on an empty stomach.

 

September 22, 2017 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

The Festering Pus of a Sore Loser: Hillary Clinton

 

Nobody’s Perfect:

Sigh.

Believe me, the LAST subject on the planet I wanted to bring up again this week was the inflatable ego of Hillary Clinton, but like a big boil filled with festering pus, she just WON’T go away.

Some fool should just go ahead and put Hillary’s face and head on a big hot air balloon, and put her in the basket, where she could wave and throw copies of her book down on San Diego.

I’d like it.

Who knows WHY she won’t stay away? Hillary is now trying to convince the world that: Yes, we should just hand over the Presidency to her, because she won the popular vote.

She wrote her book, to get herself back on TV. It’s called: “What happened.” The people in the toilet paper section at Cusco looked pretty excited about it.

Okay. So, Russia knows how to get on Facebook.

So do most 5 year olds.

In the last few days, Hillary has taken the boat to “What’s a matta U? Why am I NOT in the White House you swines!!” to a whole new level of idiotocracy:

Here’s a few things she said:

Hillary on Trump: Whatever he’s doing and whatever he thinks is happening he will accuse somebody else of. And there are examples during the campaign when he did just that, like when he called publicly on Russia to hack my personal emails.

Nobody: Hillary is the QUEEN of blaming everybody else for doing exactly what she is doing. That’s right out of the democratic Alinsky playbook…like trying to convince the world that Trump colluded with Russia, when she sold U.S. uranium to Putin, (while making a few million) and her cohort in crime, Podesta, made MILLIONS with the Russians. But, that’s legal.
Trump’s line about Russia was a joke. Pretty lame Hillary.

Hillary: if I had lost the popular vote but won the electoral college, and in my first day as president, the intelligence community came to me and said, “The Russians influenced the election,” I would’ve never stood for it. Even though it might’ve advantaged me, I would’ve said, “We’ve got to get to the bottom of this.” I would’ve set up an independent commission with subpoena power and everything else.

Nobody: If you believe that Hillary Clinton would have handed over her win to Donald J. Trump just because the “Russians” influenced the election, then obviously, you have no clue where America is on the map, and you are sitting on some deserted island, smoking banana with cheese and thinking that Bob Marley is still alive.

Hillary: So what happened in Kenya, which I’m only beginning to delve into, is that the Supreme Court there said there are so many really unanswered and problematic questions, we’re going to throw the election out and re-do it. We have no such provision in our country. And usually we don’t need it,” Hillary stated.

Nobody: Hillary wants to throw out our Constitution and follow Kenya’s great laws.

You want to just throw out the election and step back into the White House honey? What? Do you miss being able to boss thousands of White House Servants around. Do you miss your séances with Eleanor?

Won’t Eleanor come to your house?

Hey, go run for office in Kenya!

Hillary: Now, I do believe we should abolish the Electoral College, because I was sitting listening to a report on the French election and the French political analyst said, ‘You know in our country the person with the most votes wins, unlike in yours.’ And I think that’s an anachronism. I’ve said that since 2000.”

Nobody: Right. Hillary won by illegals voting in Southern California, and the Mafia fixing in New York…and the voting fraud was overwhelming. I don’t believe she won the popular vote, simply because, she lies…all the time. A recount, if it didn’t cost us so much, would be a good thing…we’d find out that she probably lost.

Hillary: “You know, every time Donald thinks things are not going in his direction, he claims whatever it is, is rigged against him,”

Nobody: Says the woman who is saying at this very moment the whole thing was rigged against her by Trump, the Russians, Obama, Bernie Sanders, men in little green suits, conservative white women, and dogs without borders. By the way, she actually DID rig the democratic election.

Hillary: “We’ve been around for 240 years. We’ve had free and fair elections. We’ve accepted the outcomes when we may not have liked them. And that is what must be expected of anyone standing on a debate stage during a general election.”

Nobody: WAIT! Before you think that she has come to her senses, she was talking about TRUMP not saying he would accept the election.

That right there, shows that she really is off her rocker. Send her over to Rocket man. Go ahead Hillary— Show us your talent. Jimmy Carter talked to Kim Jung Ho Ho, why can’t you?

In the end, Hillary hinted that if Mueller found ‘possible’ Russian collusion with Trump, she would demand to be anointed President.

We’d all be made to bow down to the new Queen.

And if HILLARY Clinton was President, the only way you would get her out of the White House is if the nobody picked her up off the floor some night, but just let her lay there.

Hillary Clinton is the biggest sore loser since….well…I can’t think of one.

So, let’s give her that: Hillary: The biggest sore loser in History.

I suggest we replace her picture in the White House with Monika’s.

It’s the least we can do.

September 18, 2017 Posted by | American History, Hillary, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

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