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Youtube Hasn’t Censored These Yet: Captain Kirk Meets Nancy Pelosi.

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Somebody on YouTube is having fun making these “Captain Kirk Meets” all of our favorite liberal dim wits.

I just happened to run into this one, which is priceless.

Enjoy!

If you want more, just go to YouTube before they are deleted.

August 4, 2018 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Don’t Forget to Remember WHO They Are…Liberal Meltdowns.

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This stuff never gets old. It reminds all us nobodies that the daily BS going on every single day about how the President colluded with Russia is getting more and more ridiculous.

So, Enjoy! The liberal minds getting lost in their own stupidity.

 

July 28, 2018 Posted by | liberals, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Laughing Babies: Good Therapy After Watching the WH Press Orgies

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If you do NOT find this video gives you a smile and makes you remember the very joy of life and children and laughter and love…

Then you’re probably related to Bob Mueller, or Hillary Clinton.

I can’t help you.

ENJOY!

 

June 15, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Has More Fun At Remembering

 

Nobody Remembers

Aw….come on. Let’s have some more fun remembering how everyone predicted Trump would LOSE the election.

Enjoy!

Wait…there’s MORE! (I miss all of this because I don’t watch the liberal networks.)

Oh…wait, wait….WAIT!~ I can’t stand it! Here’s the best one yet…all the GOP members who made the same predictions. How soon we all forget.

NEVER underestimate our President OR the American people. It’s so GOOD to remember.

May 31, 2018 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Tom Arnold

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Roseanne’s Barr’s old has-been husband, Tom Arnold, had some nasty things to say about Candace Owens.

Yes, he told her to ‘suck his racist d–k’

Always, pointing at himself.

Why? Because Candace is a conservative. And Kanye West is smart enough to point that out. Clearly, getting rid of Tom was one of Roseanne’s best moves.

Why didn’t Tom tell Kanye West to ‘suck his…whatever?’ Proof that he abuses women? Not too sure he wants to piss off a black man? Afraid of what?

Tom…You might have just ruined whatever career you had left. Or…did that disappear already?

Breitbart said it well:

Democrats have treated black Americans this way since the beginning, since Democrats fought in a Civil War in order to hold on to their black slaves, since Democrats created the Ku Klux Klan to terrorize free blacks, since Democrats created the Jim Crow South to terrorize black voters into not voting.
For hundreds of years, Democrats have had this monstrous need to control the way black people think and vote.

And look where it got them. They can’t even get on CNN for shooting each other up every night in their slums.

The truth is, as I have been noticing here in North St. Louis, the blacks are finally waking up and deciding to stop this extortion and hatred of white people and stand up for themselves, and trust me…the white people are going, “Finally.”

And this is all because Obama was such an obvious fraud, and President Trump has helped them. Still, the democrats are nasty. They HAVE to keep that black hatred going for votes.

Our ‘white’ democratic representative in North St. Louis has an ad on TV saying if re-elected he will STOP Trump’s racist attacks.

What racists attacks?

And keep it up in the moves…like the ever so subtle black/American hatred in the last Planet of the Apes, where the apes are forced to ‘build a wall.’

So…here’s more proof why Candace Owens is Tom Arnold’s AND Obama’s worse nightmare. And trust me when I say…there are more than just one Candace Owens out there, and the democrats know it.

Thank you Candace. Keep up the good work! Getting off the democratic plantation takes leaders like you, and just know….you are getting to the REAL racists, thank God.

Nobody is more racist than the democratic party…still.

April 23, 2018 Posted by | Race, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

When You HAVE Nothing to Show: GIVE AWAY FREE STUFF!

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The communists will take over our country yet! Comrades! Hillary will only be in her 90’s!

From Breitbart: 

The Free Beacon noted that the invitation for the gathering read:

It’s 2022 and we are celebrating policy victories across the nation: Medicare for All and Free College, and next on the agenda is Reparations.

Because we’re governing with gusto, we’re seeing victories up and down the ballot—including winning a governorship in Texas and putting 38 electoral votes in grasp by 2024.

Stop in 2020 and 2019 when local power builders turned Arizona and Florida solidly blue and established Virginia as a progressive governance jugger

So, make sure the transformers in Puerto Rico keep blowing up, keep the borders wide open in Arizona, and Texas, and give blacks free everything for reparations, and let everyone shit in the streets. Make arresting anybody illegal. Let the country be run by all women.

It’s not just free beer and hot dogs anymore to get the vote, it’s free everything for all kids and illegals!

That’s a winning communist ticket! In fact, if it was up to Zuckerberg, everyone would get a paycheck so that he could keep on spending on products sold on Facebook!

Sounds like heaven?

Only one catch: They might have to dig up Bernie out of his grave to be Zuckerberg’s VP.

 

April 19, 2018 Posted by | absurd | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Gitmo Time: Stage Four

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Hi again.

By now, you are saying (You know who you are— I can COUNT you on one hand and a pinkie): Well, where ARE you Joyanna? You said, just last week: “God willing” that you would be back on Monday. You weren’t. What happened? Wasn’t God Willing?

Did your absence have something to do with the last of the White Rhino’s dying off the planet?” somebody out there might ask.

No. And politically speaking, after hearing about the last omnibus bill, that might not be a bad idea—

No, it had to do with my Nobody’s Gitmo Time.

Let me explain in one sentence: “If you can’t get to Stage four, then it’s Nobody’s Gitmo Time.”

I’ll explain Stage four in a minute. First, we must get through stage one, two, and three.

Basically, I’ve been tortured.

It’s not a pretty thing when you find yourself lying on the floor, and saying to yourself, “Damn. I did it again.” Fall that is. I’ve been falling lately, not because I’m clumsy, no, it’s because I’m usually in stage four sleep and I’m trying to walk.

Do NOT compare me to Hillary. She’s usually awake when she falls. No, this is ‘stage four’ lack of sleep torture.

Not sleeping Joyanna? Big deal. Go take a nap.

I can’t nap. Too much caffeine. You see, I can’t sleep, I can’t nap. The REAL Gitmo would be a vacation to me right now.

Why are you not in bed you might ask? Because, for the last four months of my life, I have been tortured by experts that even the toughest of Gitmo CIA operatives would be jealous of.

And that main CIA operative in my house’s name is: Koko.

My little 17-pound dog was named after the famous gorilla who could use sign language, because at the time she was literally dropped on our doorstep, I had much more important things to do beside name a dog. KOKO the gorilla was on the TV at the time I was changing my mother’s diaper–therefore I shouted, “Let’s name her Koko!” And went back to diaper duty.

But Koko is MUCH smarter than her namesake. She doesn’t even need opposing thumbs. She has a bark that tells me everything she needs. A bark SO LOUD that car alarms go off, TV’s turn on, and ground hogs turn over in their holes when she opens up her little mouth.

She can’t hear her own bark because, you see, she’s 17, and deaf.

She’s also blind.

The vet says: Hey, if a dog can still smell, she’ll be fine!

Fine for the dog. Torture for the owner. As you can guess…my VET is a democrat.

Let me go on to say that Koko has a great heart, but her back hips are giving out. And every night, she wakes up, around 2 or 3 am, and barks SO loud that I literally rise from the bed like Linda Blair in the exorcist.

So far, my husband has not noticed this elevation.

Big deal? Yes, because you see, she sleeps at the end of the bed and I must get up out of my sleep and lift her up, take her to the back-patio door, and gently take her down the two steps outside. Otherwise, there is a big mess on her bed, or on OUR bed, and that means an entire day of laundry.

I’m so tired, I usually don’t bother to put shoes on. Snow? Who cares? Cold? Hey, I’m dead to the world.

So, being that at 3am in the morning I am in stage four sleep, sometimes, I trip going to the door in the dark, and I’m thinking: “I’ve fallen! Do I HAVE to get up?”

Now, let’s review: Stage one is the first 20 minutes of sleep. Then…Stage two. That lasts around an hour, where people usually dream. Stage 3 doesn’t last long and frankly, nobody really remembers it, but Stage FOUR! Oh, that’s the time, around the third to fourth hour, when the brain reboots, the immune system repairs all the damages done doing the day, and gets you ready for the NEXT four hours. And then it all starts over. Every night. Unless you are a turtle, that’s what happens.

Most people go through two stage fours a night. Not me. I never make it to even ONE.

If ONLY I was a dolphin.

If you are awakened in the lovely sleep stage of one or two, then you wake from either a dream of, in my case, pythons or tornadoes, or a lovely dream. I dream of designer homes of the rich and famous where I am the rich and not so famous. I can design the BEST bathtubs in my dreams.

You should see them.

But to be awakened night after night after night after night, after night, after night, after night after….(for three months straight, or has it been six?) when I’ve just gotten into stage four?

Total torture. Putin would tell you. (The Russians have perfected sleep deprivations torture.) Your body, doesn’t want to move. Your arms feel like they are being held down by Michael Moore who is actually grinning: Your legs feel like the great wall of China. They simply refuse to budge.

Hillary Clinton herself could be standing by my bed with an axe and I’d turn over and try to go back to sleep.

And once I get up? I don’t DARE cook breakfast. I can’t get near a stove until at least 4pm.

But…. let’s get back to 3am. I’m just beginning to fall into Stage four sleep, and I hear– BARK! BARK!
I somehow manage to lift her down, stay awake 20 minutes while KoKo does her stuff, sniffs the house, drinks some water, gets stuck behind a corner, where I have to find her and rescue her, and then, I hear the bark: I WANT BACK UP.”

So, I pick her up and put her back in her bed.

It takes her a good five minutes after turning around to find a good spot. I finally get to fall back asleep…BUT…in just two hours…I’ve passed through sleep stage one, two…three…and THEN….

The clock turns to 4am. My husband wakes up. He turns the TV on. The other dog is barking and up. I don’t have to move, but I cannot go into stage four for another 45 minutes until he leaves at five, and I’m FINLLY in stage four, and….

BARK! It’s 6 am! Wake up! BARK BARK BARK!! BARK BARK BARK!!.

Both dogs. Get up! Get up! Feed me! Let’s play! 

This has gone on for four months straight. Add to that the fact that every other night my husband snores loud enough to launch the new Russian missile over Joe Biden’s house, and even the radio in my ear doesn’t drown THAT out, I cannot even get to stage two on those nights.

Try sleeping on a transistor under your back and your ear tangled up in wire. Try making it through the day when you are actually worse than a Zombie in last night’s Living Dead Episode. Try remembering why you are AT the grocery store.

And then, after going through the day half asleep, try writing a coherent blog right before bedtime.

So, you get it.

I have had no REAL sleep in over four months.

And here’s the kicker.

You cannot make up sleep. Nope. Whoever told you that is lying to you. The only thing you can do is take bucket loads of caffeine and make a lot of spelling mistakes. Which I do all the time, AS YOU ALL KNOW, but then again, so does President Trump.

I don’t think it’s just Congress and the democrats that are torturing our President.

I don’t think he gets enough Stage four sleep either.

Now, you might think I’m lying. But I swear, the LAST memory of myself ever having slept a full 8 hours (which is what I really need) and waking up feeling just marvelous, was in the year 2000. Yes, I remember it well. Seventeen years ago, almost to the day.

I was in Naples, Florida at a friend’s house, visiting. And I was….ALONE.

But, I don’t want to be alone. I have a wacko blind and deaf dog whom I cherish, a husband whose snore I’m sure I would miss despite the torture, and a brain that might not ever recover.

Anyway, any sane person, who’d had been sleeping properly, would not post this.

But, at the moment, I am not sane, I’m just…. tortured, and I don’t want to lose what little following of my blog that I have.

So, I just wanted to let you know: I’m thinking of joining the CIA where I too, can learn how to torture.

I have not disappeared.

I’m just…….in Nobody Needs Deep Sleep Gitmo.

Where I am losing sleep— but gaining my sense of humor back.

I guess you really have to suffer in life to enjoy it. That’s all I have to say about it.

Only to add…Nobody’s Perfect. Someday, sleep will come. When I’m dead.

Until that time…I’ll write when I can.

March 22, 2018 Posted by | humor, Life, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Fergie

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Okay. Just in case you missed it.

I just watched it, and like many in the audience I couldn’t stop laughing.

Where’s the bed Fergie? Under the net? Did you remember to bring protection?

Was this to show how you REALLY feel about…basketball players?

Or do you really think America is SEXY?

Was this your imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s  Happy Birthday Mr. President?

Or just your attempt at revitalizing your career?

Sorry…do you even HAVE a career?

And how about those notes at the end? Not sure what the men who defended Ft. McHenry would have thought about this…

But, the rest of us thought it was a pip.

Love the dress. Go ahead and sing it again.

All smiles are welcome! At least she didn’t forget the words…

And how that happened this nobody is not exactly sure.

So, Congratulations Fergie. You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!

Fergie may not be a household name, but after this, she will have top billing on YouTube as one of the few singers to have sung our National Anthem and actually get a good laugh.

 

February 19, 2018 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Gets Email on a Sunday

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Okay…let’s add…Nobody Gets Email.

Somebody just sent me this and I’m doing my usual busy Sunday chores, so I thought…why not?

It’s not meant to offend…it’s just a clever skit meant to make you laugh.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Anthony)

February 17, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

President Trump’s Greatest Comebacks

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The great ‘deep state’ crime of the century was exposed today, not sure what kind of label it will get: FBI gate, deep state gate, Clintongate….but it will be the biggest scandal in our history.

Thanks to the great job of Senator Nunez, President Trump…scores a victory point once again, and once again, against great odds.

Mark Dice made up this video with his “funniest” moments.

It’s Trump being Trump….I love it.

Enjoy!

February 2, 2018 Posted by | President Donald J. Trump | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes George Carlin

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With the government ‘shutdown’ going on today, we could all use a laugh, don’t you think?

This routine gets better EVERY year.

Enjoy! Once again, the genius of George Carlin.

January 19, 2018 Posted by | global warming, humor | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: BIG HOLES

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Okay…this is just a twist on an old joke, but, truth be told, it never gets old.

And I’d like to dedicate this to President Trump, for obvious reasons of this week in the news.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)


The Biggest Holes

These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are.

Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.

Glory Hole – Monticello Dam, California

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir. It is the largest spillway of this type in the world and consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.

Great Blue Hole, Belize

This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize. There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one.

Sinkhole in, Guatemala

This photo is of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala. The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.

SHIT HOLE, Washington D.C.

This hole swallows trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars annually!
The money that falls into this hole is rarely heard from again, nor do we see much good come from it.

It is reported to be filled with hundreds of “ass holes.”

TRULY AMAZING!
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January 12, 2018 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Who Would You Trust? The Reporter on CNN or Your Local Psychic?

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Well, it’s official: Full moon. lst day of 2018. Get your charts out. Your Ouija board. Your internet “What your toes tell about you.” forecast.

My toes are perfectly straight. My husbands toes, well the middle toe is the longest which means…he’s an alien. Don’t believe those internet toe charts.

Trump is STILL President. That’s the good start. The bad start is a lot of people won’t be able to start their cars tomorrow due to global warming of the coldest weather we’ve seen in ages.

It’s the beginning of the year and everybody wants to ‘predict’ what’s going to happen, because it fills up ENDLESS hours of cable time, where nobody has to talk about anything real.

Last night I was switching from Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve celebration to the FOX channel, and if you didn’t see the psychic lady they had on FOX…giving out her predictions of 2018 to the viewers, well, you have never seen a traffic accident walking…. I was mesmerized.

Her eyeshadow ALONE made Mariah Carie’s dress look like an understatement. Both eyes were a cascade of glittery, pasted on colors so heavy, she had trouble looking through her eyelashes to even read her predictions. Each eyelid looked like it weighed at least 40 pounds.

It was funny. Her papers were flying out of her hand in the wind, and she couldn’t see the paper in front of her face because her eyes were filled with green glitter.

Not to mention, her outfit was Halloween, Easter, Christmas, and the tooth fairy all rolled into one blond burst of color. And her HAIR. It was so out of this world, I refuse to think about it. It was a mixture of goat cheese, jelly, and macaroni sweet tarts.

And WE were supposed to take her seriously.

Really.

She started on her predictions for next year, and it was…of course…all about how President Trump was going down. Sounded like to hell, or maybe Macy’s basement. I don’t know, she acted like he was due to fail in every way you can imagine, and the commentator had to act like this lady was for real.

After I finally got into bed after 2pm, there was another lady psychic on Coast to Coast am radio station. (My husband snores…so, radio beats earplugs.)

She was all doom and gloom about Trump.

Here’s the deal: You could laugh and just shrug off these idiots as desperate entertainment to boost ratings, but neither lady could get OFF the subject of Trump. No predictions of the weather, North Korea, Oprah, Niagara Falls boiling over, nothing. Or even football…Just Trump.

As if there was nothing else in the world that existed but the President.

You don’t have to be a genius to realize that the global elite is not taking any chances. I think we are going to see a butt-load of these psychics next year.

If the regular fake news is not going to be believed, because the regular pundits predict President Trumps downfall every other second, (And they have failed.) then PLAN B:

Put as many psychics as we can on the News.

Because people believe psychics. They know the media is lying to them, but why would a psychic lie?

NEVER!!

The irony is beyond comprehension.

Yes, years of Vampire movies, supernatural monsters, and government controlling people through polls, which are just basically just paper psychics—have taken a toll on the American culture.

This bombardment of superstitions, are being used by the elites to wear your opinion of President Trump down. They are meant to make you give up: President Trump is doomed. The great Houdini Magnificent says so!

Get that in your heads, you nasty deplorable!

The elites are paying big money to THOUSANDS of people, who are paid to come up with effective ways to manipulate the masses. And that’s a little secret that nobody knows. Putting psychics on really helps.

There is little difference between a CNN reporter, the latest ‘poll’ or a psychic.

Anyway, I searched for a picture of this women, but I can’t find one. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who thought she was funny.

I bet there are hundreds like me are searching for her right this minute. Something tells me, we will see her again.

 

I just hope this time, she keeps her eyelashes on. If they fall off, she will look just like any other reporter.

And that would defeat the purpose.

And FOX, just in case your reading this: Put on a few more transvestite psychics on would you?

You can’t claim to be Fair and balanced if you don’t.    

January 1, 2018 Posted by | Deep State, humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes the REAL Criminal….And Cool Song

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This is SUCH a catchy song, I just had to play it again.

Enjoy!

December 8, 2017 Posted by | Hillary, humor | | 2 Comments

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