Nobody Flashes an “OLD” Congressmen Who can stay.
According to Obama, all the “old” people should step aside.
Therefore, Obama, and all those polticians around the world who are older than 55, should just get out and quit.
Except Trump, and this old guy. We need more humor in the world, and he’s probably the only one in Congress that supplies it.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Fool: President Trump
Nobody’s Fool
Why should President Trump throw out the first pitch to a Yankee’s game when they all kneeled in disrespect to our Flag?
And especially, since this is going around on Twitter? He doesn’t need to show that he can throw a baseball.
Unlike Obama and Fauci.
Dinesh is right…that pretty much says it all.
Even Dog Fathers are Important.
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Happy Fathers Day, to all the great dads out there.
Hope all the dads have as much fun as this dad, who is teaching his pups how to swim.
Really, do you need more proof than this as to how important fathers are? They do stuff mom’s can’t do.
Like have WAY too much fun. Puppy mom would be going, “Seriously!? Are YOU going to give them all baths?”
Kevin is NOT Black: According to Joe Biden. Sorry Kevin.
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Everybody has been talking about Joe Biden saying that if black people don’t vote for him, then, they’re not black.
Kevin does a great job making fun of this stupid remark.
I’m still trying to figure out if Joe is even human, or if his mother dropped him on his head. But Kevin’s rant is as good as it gets.
It’s about the same as when Obama said if you didn’t vote for Hillary, then you were insulting him personably, AND the black race.
Remember that? That didn’t help Hillary get the black vote, and even if Obama comes out and says “a vote for Biden is a vote for ME.”
Something tells me, that won’t work either. Anyway…
ENJOY KEVIN! I sure did.
Thank You Rex Chapman
Nobody’s Opinion
I hardly EVER get writers block, but it’s Mother’s Day, and I just found out that my own son is blaming Trump for the fact that he still hasn’t got his unemployment checks. He’s at home, watching TV all day, and refuses to talk to me about politics because he wouldn’t listen to logic from me, even if I explained it to him. He now watches South Park, (Which is funny but mostly entertainment, and crude at that.) so I’m not surprised.
He stopped listening to me when he was 16. That’s what happens to children of divorce. It’s his generation, and the democrats are using this disaster to hurt as many of them as they can. But he thinks it’s the republicans. I wanted to ask him what cable station he was watching, but I was just happy to get the ‘text.’
Anyway, I sat around all day and relaxed, and my husband cooked breakfast AND dinner, and we watched movies all day. I kept my mind off of it.
So, I get here and ….What to say? What to write about?
And then, I saw this tweet. It’s all I would say in a pretty long rant summed up in a short entertaining clip.
I’m going back to bed and forgive myself for tuning out of all this absolute waste of our time talking about the virus as if we are all going to die, and when we do, they will SAY it was due to the virus.
And I’m also going to forgive myself for my son’s opinion.
What’s that old saying? You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
In the end, we all have to find our own lives, and nobody can escape the pain that life brings at the most unexpected moments. Most mother’s, and I am one, just keep giving unconditional love.
It’s in the DNA. At least it is with me.
Thanks to Rex Chapman for the uplift.
Nobody Flashes George Carlin’s Opinion on Corona
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Here’s some good old fashion common sense…
Compare George Carlin to the current bunch of “Late night hosts.”
Watch and laugh. We all need to laugh.
I was out today. The roads were FULL of cars.
Everyone was ‘careful’ but so happy to be out.
So…enjoy!
Nobody’s Fool: Nick Searcy…Don’t Miss it.
Nobody’s Fool
I love it! Here’s Nick Searcy, with HIS version of imagine. After Cher coming out and calling President Trump a murderer, it was perfect.
It made me laugh out loud…
ENJOY! And we need MORE!
Did GOD Predict Trump? And Supernatural Blame?
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This is perfect for a Sunday. This man predicted that God had a plan to put forth our President.
And if this truly was recorded in 2014, you have to wonder: How did he KNOW?
ALSO, on another note, years ago in one of our favorite scenes from Supernatural, Chuck tells Dean to ‘Hoard the toilet paper, it’s gold.” Dean went into the future to witness what happens AFTER the apocalypse.
Which makes you wonder just how many people WATCHED this scene and remembered.
Nobody’s Fool….EVER. Dave Barry
Nobody’s Fool
Since today is Nobody’s Fool Day, AND New Year’s Eve, there is nobody who can sum up the past year as well as our own National Treasure and the only man who can make you laugh out loud on EVERY single page he writes: This year’s Nobody’s Fool is….da..da.dada…da da….DAVE BARRY!
That omnificent, master of the art of making fun of life’s absurdities, and talented historian who gets absolutely no credit for being so…brilliant as well as funny, yes Miami’s own, Dave Barry. (Can you tell I’m a fan?)
Here I am posing with Dave and Ridley Pierson some years ago, when I gave him a ….hold your breath: a homemade pumpkin pie. Or was it a small UFO I found in my backyard? I don’t remember. 
I’m sure it was just what he needed. It was one of my finest moments. Sorry. It’s happens to be the only pie I can cook. I’ve often wondered what poor soul ended up with it. (Or what fine dog.)
Anyway, for quite some time I use to dream that yes, if I were a famous author, I could join the Rock-bottom Remainders! Except, now, in God’s wisdom, I’m not famous enough, and so I’m sure IF I had been lucky enough to become the drummer of that band, there is one member in that group that might have gotten hit, somewhere in the middle of Runaround Sue, by a flaming drum stick that just happened to slip out of my hands. Of course, I would have to practice that little trick so it looked like an ‘accident.’
There he is…right in the middle. Yep. I might throw a clown instead. Not sure. A drumstick made to LOOK like a clown. I’d blame it on the guy with the pink wig. 
But surely, after this year we all need a good laugh. If you have NEVER read one of Dave’s yearly summations of news at the end of the year, don’t wait to put it on your bucket list;
DO IT NOW. DO IT THIS YEAR. Nobody Commands You!
Because as you know, according to some little girl named Greta, who is Joe Biden’s niece, next year, will be our last.
ENJOY!
Follow this link to….
Dave Barry’s Year in Review: 2019 was an ‘eventful’ — bad — year
NOBODY…NOBODY…does it better.
Nobpdy is Trying to Find Humor in the Democratic Debate
Nobody’s Opinion
Sorry. I haven’t watched SNL since Eddie Murphy jumped in the hot tub. But I thought, since I don’t watch it, it seemed kind of strange that SNL took a few minutes off of trashing the President to actually make fun of the democrats. It’s so rare that it made the local news.
The question is: Why did they do that?
Because Hollywood is waiting for somebody else like Hillary, Oprah, Michelle, or Clooney to jump in. I’m surprised they havn’t nominated Tom Hanks to run.
I post this, just in case you are curious too.
Enjoy.
They were MADE for Each Other….
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These two fun and very intelligent people were made for each other!
Ha ha ha! Yes. It’s a Witch Hunt!
Nobody Flashes a Funny Prayer
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I hope I can be like this wonderful lady when I get her age.
Enjoy!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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