Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes: Intermission

Attention…Attention…K-mart shoppers….

Wait.

I’m not on drugs YET, but soon will be! Blissful pain killers…why you might ask?

‘I need to reset his internal clock…does anyone have the correct time?’

Nobody Flashes that I’m due for surgery upcoming, so I’m taking time off ahead of time to get my house in order.

My birds have NO idea what’s coming. My dog, will just have to pee on the rug. I’m sorry. If people can pee in all our movies, my dog will just have to do without me for a day, the rug will survive until I can clean it.

Anyway, I wanted to tell you, that I will be back as soon as I can manage to not sound like I’m in La-La land.

In the meantime, I hope to see you again.

Wish me luck! Because you KNOW I’m going to be in bed getting teed off at Pelosi and throwing popcorn at the TV.

Everyone stay sane.

Joyanna

July 27, 2019 Posted by | humor | | 4 Comments

Why I Love Birds….

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The Star of the week: Snowball!

Now, will the pollical correct police cops insist that Snowball is a racist? After all…Snowball is all white.

The most amazing thing is: Snowball is RIGHT on the beat. Something a lot of humans can’t seem to get when dancing. Yes, Snowball must be a racist. How dare he be white and dance to Michael Jackson.

Oh, is that still allowed? After all, we can’t say half the words that blacks do without being called a racist.

I love this little guy…or is it a girl? Who cares? What fun!

What a personality. Snowball.

Much thanks to his owners for sharing him.

 

July 21, 2019 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Jeff Bezos: He’s Polluting the Planet, So He Wants US to Get Off?

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You have to really be amazed at Jeff Bezos. He’s the richest man in the world, and he claims that due to climate change humans are destroying the planet, and so, he is going to develop space travel so he can get a lot of us polluters off the planet.

Let me tell you why Jeff Bezos could SAVE the planet himself if he just closed down Amazon.

Does anybody KNOW how many Prime Trucks are cruising the highways delivering Amazon online products to the whole country? During his recent interview he was overjoyed that he didn’t have to pay for a delivery system, it was already there:

The U.S. Post Office!

Look at his face when he says this.

Yes, let’s get down to the facts: Amazon is putting thousands of retail malls and stores out of business. Everybody now is just ordering online! Isn’t it wonderful? All those teenagers who had their first jobs at the local malls can now just sit at home and listen to Bernie Sanders on TV.

And all those packages are being delivered by…wait for it…BIG Amazon pollution producing trucks!

Prime trucks. Fed-X trucks. Post office trucks.

Bezos alone is causing more “global warming” than all the cows that ever farted in history.

Everyone was in such sorrow recently when AOC blocked Amazon from building a big company in New York. Well, I’m here to you, Amazon came here. Not far from my house they built a distribution center, and now, every time I get on the highway I’m in fear for my life. The local highways that go around St. Louis are FILLED with Mac Trailer trucks. And they are speeding for dear life…to get to their destination.

Our infrastructure was in bad enough shape, but now, there is no hope for ever being able to repair it. And do you actually think Amazon is going to pay for the repairs.

Do pigs fly?

I’ve never seen so many trucks in my life. Not even on the New Jersey turnpikes. But then again, I haven’t BEEN to the New Jersey turnpike in years.

Before Amazon came to my little area of the country, you might see, two or three big MACS in one outing.

Not anymore. Every third vehicle is a HUGE, HUGE sixteen-wheeler, following by smaller trucks, medium sized trucks, all going about 70mph, and spewing ALL THAT GLOBAL WARMING into destroying our planet.

I just talked to a woman who took a trip driving from St. Louis, to Montana, down through California, back to the Grand Canyon and she said that the trucks were EVERYWHERE.

EVERYWHERE.

So, you have to laugh when Jeff Bezos, one of the biggest polluters on the planet, says he wants to develop space travel to save the earth, because we, nasty people planet polluters that we are, are destroying the planet.

You can be SURE, that he will plant colonies on the moon, and will have his own fleet of Prime space ships to get you your size 10 shoes moon walking boots in 10 days flat.

All the time, the American taxpayer will be paying for their own destruction, because Jeff Bezos is just not rich enough. Somebody should mention to him, he’s the biggest polluter of all.

Nobody Wins, when one of the wealthiest men on the planet, can not only be one of the biggest polluters, but the one guy, who is destroying millions of jobs all over the world, and making Amazon into the God of all merchandize.

I’m starting to see the resemblance.

July 17, 2019 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

A Kiss is Just a Kiss

Nobody Cares.

This lady is suing our President for forcible kissing her.

Seriously?

Really?

What was she smoking?

Can we sue HER for wasting our time?

July 11, 2019 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Trump Tweets Nancy For “The Good of the Country”

May 24, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Calvin Klein

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Calvin Klein got a lot of notice with a real ‘girl’ kissing a robot ‘girl’.

Nobody can figure out why.

After all, since she was a little…whatever she was…she was probably kissing her dollies. Her dog. Her mother. Wait…maybe her mother was a man…so, it’s just something she was paid a LOT to do.

Wait. No.

If this is suppose to sell Calvin Klein underwear, I’m not sure why.

If you put this underwear on, will a robot want to kiss you?

Does that sound like a good reason to buy that underwear?

Can that robot have babies yet? Or is kissing as far as it goes? Can you Frenchkiss and does it taste like plastic?

Will it fit into YOUR Calvin Klein’s too.?

Where’s Marty?

Do we really want to go back to the future and have Marty kiss his MOTHER in Calvin Klein’s?

Okay, I’m confused.

May 20, 2019 Posted by | absurd | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Jay Leno’s Gerography

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THIS is why democrats want 16-year- old to vote. And why they want to get rid of the SAT.

Africa is in South America.

(I miss Jay, truly…he actually was funny.)

Enjoy! (Or not, depending on your OMG–America is doomed level.)

May 17, 2019 Posted by | American History | | Leave a comment

Bedroom Movies? Mmmmmmm

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All the big movie stars are in a panic, because, besides the latest Marvel fantasy 3-D blockbusters, where the PR is in the billions, nobody is going to the movies anymore.

The Malls have closed, and the big threates are becoming obsolete.

Netflick, has taken over.

Spielberg is especially annoyed, and this nobody wonders why? (Can you say the word: MONEY)

Sure, we love 3-D, and a good story, but everybody now has a nicer TV set, and ten dollars a month with thousands of movies to pick from, not to mention, originals made just for Netflick, and home made popcorn?  A comfy bed? And with everyone now too lazy to even walk around the block….

Beats spending a small fortune at the big screen any day.

The novelty of the 3-D has worn off. And it takes a good story with great characters to get you to want to spend your money. Both Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings movies did that.

But that was a different time.

Not to mention, Hollywood now basically makes movies to appeal to China.  After all, the market there is much bigger. Most all of the new movies are released over in China first now. And China owns half of the theaters here anyway.

So, this idea of putting ‘beds’ in a public theater to get people back? Not sure how many people would to it more than one.

Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T WATCH IN YOUR Pajamas! And they think that nobody will have sex while in them?

Are you kidding?

I guess that’s coming. Kind of like how they are  letting people shoot up in the park. Couples will be allowed blankets upon request.

Nevertheless…with Obama and Michelle on Netflick’s board, this Nobody Wonders when the price will go up, and people will be watching some other platform because the movies will all be about racist white supremist and the horrible America.

By then, everyone will have a 3-D TV.

I don’t know folks. It’s the end of Mother’s day, and I just think it’s….silly.

Hope YOUR mother’s day was a good one.

 

May 12, 2019 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes the Legendary George Carlin

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The immortal George Carlin.

Always puts things in perspective, doesn’t he? He died too soon.

Enjoy.

April 5, 2019 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Spike Lee

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I would have shown the world that I could not actually read or speak very well, after I had just won an Oscar.

Really, all I kept thinking was: Who knew? The man can’t read.

He can’t think very well either, so why am I surprised?

What is funny is that we keep hearing how ‘brilliant’ liberals are: so much more intelligent than your average conservative.

Even Joe the Plumber would have done better than this.

And you know what’s worse? That man, doesn’t even know how really stupid he sounded, and looked.

So, Congratulations Spike Lee! You just won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.

Your Nobel Peace Prize will be coming soon: I’d start practicing now.

February 25, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

A Lesson In Islam By David Wood

 


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Hey, it’s Sunday.

Here David Wood gives us all a humorous but enlightening lesson on Islam.

Who’s David Wood? Yeah, that’s what I said. He SHOULD be on TV.

Well, if you watch the video, you’ll find he’s a pretty smart guy.

I really enjoyed this…and just happened upon it by chance. So of course, I wanted to share it.

Enjoy!

PLUS: I also loved this comment at the end of his video:

Hivolt Arc 2 years ago

Let me get this straight, Hebrews had their God and scripture for over 2500 years and Christianity for last 500 or so years at the end of that, then the big M comes along (approx. 600 years AFTER the death of Christ) and said “No No No WE are the chosen people and that book you’ve had for 2500 years is really about us and you’ve corrupted it”. LMAO

February 16, 2019 Posted by | Islam | , , | Leave a comment

Paul Joseph Watson Explains WHY the Rich Buy Crappy Art

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FINALLY! Somebody explained why all the museum have these horrible ‘modern’ art rooms full of boring crap.

It’s all about the money! Watson explains it all perfectly.

Now, if he’d only explain to me why we have to watch people peeing and throwing up in all our movies and sitcoms.

I swear, the actors must get paid extra every time they do it…so they write it into the script. We have Netflick, and sure enough, watch…no matter what you’re watching, the main characters always pees or throws up.

It’s gross.

If anybody could find this out, Paul could. Somebody who knows this guy, please ask him.

Anyway….Enjoy!

 

 

January 25, 2019 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Warren, O’Rourke, Acosta

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The race for the democratic nomination of complete idiots is on! Last week, we had two very strange video’s made by democratic candidates who will be running. They tried to seem like just the average Joe (Not the rich elites that they are.) They tried to show just how NORMAL their lives are and how they are JUST LIKE US!

They drink BEER! They go to the dentist! They get vaccines! (At the Golden Globes all the stars pretended to be vaccinated. They visit ‘safe’ borders!

President Trump is having fun already…and we are having a lot of fun, watching him MAKE fun of democrats trying to fake being likeable.

Here, Elizabeth Warren can’t even get her husband to drink with her, so why should we?

 

And then there’s the Texas elite, Beto O’Rourke: Does he REALLY think we wanted to see him getting his teeth cleaned? Wow. That should get all the Hispanic dentists right out there to his events.

Oprah is backing him. Can we get her to drink beer while getting her teeth cleaned at the same time?

 

And let’s not forget Jim Acosta. TRULY…he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Clueless Poster child of the week!

What’s scary is we all think that NOBODY could be that dumb.

Evidently: He is.

January 14, 2019 Posted by | democrats, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Youtube Wants to Demonize Captain Kirk!

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Here’s another great feed from Ovation Eddie, who just informed us that YouTube has demonized his video’s!

You can go to his store and help him out.

I love his stuff. Let’s support him. I mean, where else can WE get intelligent humor?

Here’s another oldie but goodie.

Enjoy.

 

January 11, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

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