Nobody Has Fun
It’s Saturday! And I can’t help it, these Hitler parodies are just too funny.
I couldn’t find the one I was looking for, but this one fits with all the talk about ‘fake’ news on CNN.
And at least somebody is enjoying the snow. My favorite part is when the seal pats his buddy. I think that is just adorable!
Okay, so the title doesn’t fit the joyous video. I’m listening to the radio as I post this, and can Obama get more disgusting in his last days? He’ll leave alright..but like the Clintons’ he won’t go away.
Okay, shut up. I’m sorry, they were suppose to accept defeat like adults. I couldn’t believe my eyes yesterday. I was checking out at Walgreens, and right there, by the checkout counter were COLORING BOOKS FOR ADULTS!!!!
My god. Really? ($%&%) Where’s my snowball?
Donald Trump showed us how to handle cupcakes:
It’s begun—- The “We don’t have to take your crap anymore” revolution, and Donald Trump is leading the way.
Donald Trump has inspired the American people and the Trump movement is alive and kicking. For EXAMPLE:
First: Kellogg trashed the conservative website Breitbart, and we all found out that Kellogg was giving money to George Soros, and Black Lives Matter. Brietbart started a petition to boycott their products and their stock went down. The liberals are all screaming that companies now can’t have an opinion, well, sure they can. But when they insult half their customers, the customers can do what their forefathers did.
Throw those Rice Krispies and Pop Tarts in the Boston harbor!
Okay. Just don’t buy them. They’re not that good for you anyway. Imagine what they would do to the poor fish.
Companies might start keeping their mouths shut. They will lose money on this one. Americans’ are learning.
Our forefathers refused the British Tea…..why can’t we refuse to endorse their products?
Count: Victory One.
Second: Rosie O’Donnell, who is so horrified that Donald Trump is President, had to put her little dig in to Donald Trump by retweeting some video that had been posted by an autistic man named James, and it basically said that Trump’s youngest son Barron was autistic.
He isn’t. But Rosie just couldn’t help herself…and didn’t care.
James put up this lovely apology, which was the right thing to do.
Rosie, also apologized to Melania….which is a miracle in itself, but you can bet Rosie would have lost MILLIONS in a lawsuit. Still, on her ‘blog’ she says this:
in 55 kids is an epidemic
donald and i agree on that
and not much else
i feel he is a clear and present danger
(What? Good god.)
for those who felt me a horror
what can i say
try r very best and fail often
(We just think you’re stupid. Don’t worry about it.)
as we try to save democracy
from this madman
who thinks OUR country is his
(Boy, where were YOU doing the election Rosie? Guess you have your hands full with your autistic child. That must be it.)
Second victory: Trump didn’t put up with this crap of them saying his son was autistic. Fine example for us all.
Rosie apologizing to the new First Lady? That’s not something anybody expected is it now?
Third: Some brats at a college in New Hampshire, were so mad at the election of Donald Trump, they burned the American flag. The idiots who run the place were with them: President Lash earlier excused the students saying the flag represented “a powerful symbol of fear they’ve felt all their lives because they grew up in marginalized communities, never feeling safe.”
Well, the Vets were not going to take this crap, so hundreds of veterans protested the college for taking the flag down.
It is now, back up and flying. Basically, the college liberals running the campus caved in.
They didn’t expects the veterans to act.
So, it’s all good— Thanks to our Vets and all they do for us, and for showing those idiots in New Hampshire the real meaning of country.
Victory three…I love getting used to this. Donald said we might get tired of winning…didn’t he? I might have to start a new column called, Nobody’s Victories, if this keep up.
Enjoy your weekend!
I love this video. A long list of rich liberals SWEARING that Donald Trump would never, ever, ever, ever be President.
I hope the next 8 years, they are tortured as much as the common folks were ‘tortured’ with Obama.
I stop buying the Post-Dispatch years ago, but the other day, late at night, I picked up a free copy that was lying on the bench at Burger King. (Right, I dine at the finest restaurants!)
The liberal bias of the Post-Dispatch has not disappeared. In fact, it’s tripled down.
For example: In an article by Anthony Faiola, called “Trump’s unknowns frighten Europe”, I found a quote by Sigmar Gabriel, Germany’s deputy chancellor.
“Trump is the trailblazer of a new authoritarian and international chauvinist movement. They want a rollback to the bad old times in which women belonged by the stove or in bed, gays in jail, and unions at best at the side table. He who doesn’t keep his mouth shut gets publicly bashed!”
(I was already sorry I picked this trash up.)
First: Trump is a trailblazer all right…and Germany has gotten a free ride from us for decades. The United States basically pays for the defense of all of Europe. How else do you think they can afford all those social welfare programs? Germany’s army is pathetic, and Obama has done all he can to destroy ours. So, yes, Trump will tell the Germans they are going to have to pay for some of their own defense. Chauvinistic? Well, the American people would like to keep some of their own money…if he wants to call that chauvinistic, go ahead. Sigmar, puppy cake, go have a beer at the Muslim beer fest.
Oh..what? The Muslims want to outlaw your beer fests? Oh. No matter, you prefer Louis VIII. I understand. Not your problem.
Second: Trump’s women all worked, except his current wife who wants to stay and raise her son herself. And to say there is a movement to keep women at home and just for sex…well, where in the world does he get THAT big lie from? The hypocrisy is that Germany is flooding the country with Muslim men, who treat their women like dogs—and gays should be beheaded according to the Muslims. Do Merkel and Sigmar say a word about them? I don’t think Donald Trump is their biggest worry, do you?
Third: Unions. Don’t get me started on unions. In the beginning they were necessary…but it wasn’t long before the union bosses took over and made such outlandish demands on businesses, that businesses went overseas, because they couldn’t find the cheaper workers here. For years, union employees were making three times the amount that a private worker would make, and the government union employees still do. No, America used to be a great manufacturing country. We made clothes, steel, shoes, televisions, cars….and the unions came in, and the democratic bosses and the mafia joined hands, and the rest is history.
Fourth: And the last is the best: “He who doesn’t keep his mouth shut gets publicly bashed.”
Tell that to Mike Pence, he didn’t say a word and he still got bashed.
Tell that to the hundreds of Trump supporters who are getting beat up daily by ‘tolerant’ liberals. Tell that the widows of the many cops killed by racist hating blacks, who were encourage to hate every cop, every white person, every redneck, and every person who was just proud to be an American.
And last but not least, tell that to every Trump supporter that voted for the man.
Here’s the good news, they can’t even GIVE the Post-Dispatch away, and they’ve been trying to for years. And I got this paper for free.
I’m seriously thinking about sending my copy from Burger King to Sigmar with a coupon to Burger King—and a note:
The last thing this ‘stay at home’ American woman wants you to do is shut up. If there is one thing Americans are very proud of here is free speech. And it is because of the United States that that you even exist to rant about this at all.
Keep talking…the more gibberish that come out of your mouth, the more we love Donald Trump.
Backward American women who enjoys staying and home and having a lot of sex with my husband. Oh…and I can cook too!
P. S. Enjoy the coupon!
Come on…you don’t want another long boring post today, do you? Like all the American fun Holidays, they are trying hard to get rid of them…Halloween seems to be next: Clowns now are being banned from stores and venues—Halloween costumes are being banned on college campuses…really? REALLY?
It’s time to take a good hard look at the ONLY face that should scare the living daylights out of us all:
(By the way…Happy Halloween everybody!)
Nobody Gets Email
Do we need a laugh or WHAT!
Some of my email: (Thanks to Kris)
Not since Hilter cried out to condemn those “Jews” has an American leader reminded us all, that leaders CAN hate half of their country’s people. Clinton said she “apologized” for the comment, but nobody believes it. She really does ‘hate’ half the population.
How ironic. She was all “Love” and “compassion” at her convention….what happened?
But…why should we be surprised? Obama has hated “half” the population since he got into office. Those citizens that cling to their guns, religion, and Duck Dynasty. And Obama has done nothing but run a war on white Americans, since he’s been in office.
So, let me be ‘grossly generalistic’ Hillary.
You suffer from “Americaphobia.” Anything that pertains to a patriotic American makes you really sick.
And guess what? If you have ‘half’ of the citizens of America infecting you with every breath, it’s no wonder you’re not feeling well.
And the ‘illness’ that you think effects half of America is not going to get better any time soon. They are planning on spreading those germs in the voting booth in November.
I hate to tell you, but there IS no cure for love of country.
Your days are numbered Hillary.
Here, have a hankie.
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Okay. When you first read this…you might go…”Wait, I’ve heard this one, Uh…I remember this one…”
I bet you don’t!
I’m starting off Saturday with a bit of humor, since it seems we will need it, after listening to Hillary today speaking very softly about how much danger we are all in…you know…as IF she is going to protect us.
I needed a laugh…we NEED to laugh, at the scary thought that it was Bill Clinton who gave North Korea the plutonium to make his missiles. Obama has done the same with Iran. And Hillary has sold uranium to Russia…I might go to a survival show this weekend…uh….
Can I get a vowel?
So, (Thanks to Madmemere!)
A young Arkansas boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home.
“Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!”
“That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How do I get Ole’ Blue in that program?” “Just send him over here with $1,000” the young Arkie says “and I’ll get him in the course.”
o, his Father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.”So how’s Ole’ Blue doing son?” his Father asks. “Awesome, Dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this — they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!” “Read!?” says his Father, “No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?” “Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.”
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for him. So she has him shoot the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited. “Where’s Ole’ Blue? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!” “Dad,” the boy says, “I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole’ Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does”. “Then Ole’ Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?”
The Father went white and exclaimed, “I hope you shot that lying damn dog before he talks to your Mother!”
“I sure did, Dad!” “That’s my boy!”
The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school in Fayetteville. He became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and you already know what a lying bitch his girlfriend turned out to be!
Confession: One can never learn enough. That’s my motto. Some of this I knew, and some of this, like what they did with hysterical women, and foot binding, I did not.
I will never look at a pair of 7-inch heels the same way again.
And that had nothing to do with sex. But there IS sex in this. Historically speaking.
Enjoy! (Or not.)
Nobody Gets Email
The Sunday Funnies!
Here’s two great jokes I JUST got…hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
(Thanks to Madmemere)
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!” Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.” The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader. As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.” The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
The British doctor says, we took a dead man’s balls and transplanted them to a living man and now he is looking for work. The German doctor says: In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.” The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.” The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in England.
And this: just about one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen….
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A joke…sort of: (Thanks to Kris)
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
“What are those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man.
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where is Hillary’s clock?”
“Her clock is in Jesus office. He is using as a ceiling fan. “
It’s SATURDAY…Yeah! The Conventions are over with, and I’m proud to announce that today, I talked a woman who hated Trump, and was going to vote for Hillary, into changing her vote to Trump.
One at a time…one at a time.
Anyway, I just got this in the mail tonight, and I thought some of these were really funny. It’s men making fun of woman’s posing for pictures.
(Thanks to Mona)
Even though the last week brought heartache to America, it’s important that we remember…
We must live our lives and keep up our spirit, our hopes, and go on.
Remember, generations before us have had to deal with MUCH worse. We must NOT give in to Obama’s plans of a race war so that he can keep in office…which is what it seems he has planned.
Come on…do you really think he wants Hilary to be President? Look at this picture: She is hungry for his job
He is thinking: “I HAVE to give up Air Force One? Will Bill let me on HIS plane?”
So, in the continued promise of taking Saturday off…
Here’s a clever joke…about politicians.
(Thanks to madmemere)
I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”
He said “NO!”
I told him it’s Bill Gates daughter.
He said “OKAY!”
I contacted Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry
He said “NO.”
Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank.
He said “OKAY.”
Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make
my son CEO of the Bank.
He said “NO.”
Told him my son was Bill Gates Son-in-Law.
He said “OKAY.”
And That’s Exactly how Politics work.