Joyanna Adams

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Trump Tweets Nancy For “The Good of the Country”

May 24, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Calvin Klein

Nobody’s Perfect

Calvin Klein got a lot of notice with a real ‘girl’ kissing a robot ‘girl’.

Nobody can figure out why.

After all, since she was a little…whatever she was…she was probably kissing her dollies. Her dog. Her mother. Wait…maybe her mother was a man…so, it’s just something she was paid a LOT to do.

Wait. No.

If this is suppose to sell Calvin Klein underwear, I’m not sure why.

If you put this underwear on, will a robot want to kiss you?

Does that sound like a good reason to buy that underwear?

Can that robot have babies yet? Or is kissing as far as it goes? Can you Frenchkiss and does it taste like plastic?

Will it fit into YOUR Calvin Klein’s too.?

Where’s Marty?

Do we really want to go back to the future and have Marty kiss his MOTHER in Calvin Klein’s?

Okay, I’m confused.

May 20, 2019 Posted by | absurd | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Jay Leno’s Gerography

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THIS is why democrats want 16-year- old to vote. And why they want to get rid of the SAT.

Africa is in South America.

(I miss Jay, truly…he actually was funny.)

Enjoy! (Or not, depending on your OMG–America is doomed level.)

May 17, 2019 Posted by | American History | | Leave a comment

Bedroom Movies? Mmmmmmm

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All the big movie stars are in a panic, because, besides the latest Marvel fantasy 3-D blockbusters, where the PR is in the billions, nobody is going to the movies anymore.

The Malls have closed, and the big threates are becoming obsolete.

Netflick, has taken over.

Spielberg is especially annoyed, and this nobody wonders why? (Can you say the word: MONEY)

Sure, we love 3-D, and a good story, but everybody now has a nicer TV set, and ten dollars a month with thousands of movies to pick from, not to mention, originals made just for Netflick, and home made popcorn?  A comfy bed? And with everyone now too lazy to even walk around the block….

Beats spending a small fortune at the big screen any day.

The novelty of the 3-D has worn off. And it takes a good story with great characters to get you to want to spend your money. Both Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings movies did that.

But that was a different time.

Not to mention, Hollywood now basically makes movies to appeal to China.  After all, the market there is much bigger. Most all of the new movies are released over in China first now. And China owns half of the theaters here anyway.

So, this idea of putting ‘beds’ in a public theater to get people back? Not sure how many people would to it more than one.

Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T WATCH IN YOUR Pajamas! And they think that nobody will have sex while in them?

Are you kidding?

I guess that’s coming. Kind of like how they are  letting people shoot up in the park. Couples will be allowed blankets upon request.

Nevertheless…with Obama and Michelle on Netflick’s board, this Nobody Wonders when the price will go up, and people will be watching some other platform because the movies will all be about racist white supremist and the horrible America.

By then, everyone will have a 3-D TV.

I don’t know folks. It’s the end of Mother’s day, and I just think it’s….silly.

Hope YOUR mother’s day was a good one.

 

May 12, 2019 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes the Legendary George Carlin

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The immortal George Carlin.

Always puts things in perspective, doesn’t he? He died too soon.

Enjoy.

April 5, 2019 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Spike Lee

Nobody’s Perfect

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I would have shown the world that I could not actually read or speak very well, after I had just won an Oscar.

Really, all I kept thinking was: Who knew? The man can’t read.

He can’t think very well either, so why am I surprised?

What is funny is that we keep hearing how ‘brilliant’ liberals are: so much more intelligent than your average conservative.

Even Joe the Plumber would have done better than this.

And you know what’s worse? That man, doesn’t even know how really stupid he sounded, and looked.

So, Congratulations Spike Lee! You just won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.

Your Nobel Peace Prize will be coming soon: I’d start practicing now.

February 25, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

A Lesson In Islam By David Wood

 


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Hey, it’s Sunday.

Here David Wood gives us all a humorous but enlightening lesson on Islam.

Who’s David Wood? Yeah, that’s what I said. He SHOULD be on TV.

Well, if you watch the video, you’ll find he’s a pretty smart guy.

I really enjoyed this…and just happened upon it by chance. So of course, I wanted to share it.

Enjoy!

PLUS: I also loved this comment at the end of his video:

Hivolt Arc 2 years ago

Let me get this straight, Hebrews had their God and scripture for over 2500 years and Christianity for last 500 or so years at the end of that, then the big M comes along (approx. 600 years AFTER the death of Christ) and said “No No No WE are the chosen people and that book you’ve had for 2500 years is really about us and you’ve corrupted it”. LMAO

February 16, 2019 Posted by | Islam | , , | Leave a comment

Paul Joseph Watson Explains WHY the Rich Buy Crappy Art

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FINALLY! Somebody explained why all the museum have these horrible ‘modern’ art rooms full of boring crap.

It’s all about the money! Watson explains it all perfectly.

Now, if he’d only explain to me why we have to watch people peeing and throwing up in all our movies and sitcoms.

I swear, the actors must get paid extra every time they do it…so they write it into the script. We have Netflick, and sure enough, watch…no matter what you’re watching, the main characters always pees or throws up.

It’s gross.

If anybody could find this out, Paul could. Somebody who knows this guy, please ask him.

Anyway….Enjoy!

 

 

January 25, 2019 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Warren, O’Rourke, Acosta

Nobody’s Perfect

The race for the democratic nomination of complete idiots is on! Last week, we had two very strange video’s made by democratic candidates who will be running. They tried to seem like just the average Joe (Not the rich elites that they are.) They tried to show just how NORMAL their lives are and how they are JUST LIKE US!

They drink BEER! They go to the dentist! They get vaccines! (At the Golden Globes all the stars pretended to be vaccinated. They visit ‘safe’ borders!

President Trump is having fun already…and we are having a lot of fun, watching him MAKE fun of democrats trying to fake being likeable.

Here, Elizabeth Warren can’t even get her husband to drink with her, so why should we?

 

And then there’s the Texas elite, Beto O’Rourke: Does he REALLY think we wanted to see him getting his teeth cleaned? Wow. That should get all the Hispanic dentists right out there to his events.

Oprah is backing him. Can we get her to drink beer while getting her teeth cleaned at the same time?

 

And let’s not forget Jim Acosta. TRULY…he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Clueless Poster child of the week!

What’s scary is we all think that NOBODY could be that dumb.

Evidently: He is.

January 14, 2019 Posted by | democrats, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Youtube Wants to Demonize Captain Kirk!

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Here’s another great feed from Ovation Eddie, who just informed us that YouTube has demonized his video’s!

You can go to his store and help him out.

I love his stuff. Let’s support him. I mean, where else can WE get intelligent humor?

Here’s another oldie but goodie.

Enjoy.

 

January 11, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

President Trump’s Speech to Truth: American Gothic Progressive Rebuttle

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Tonight the President of the United States put a bull’s-eye on the problem of the border. He did a great job.

My astonishment came when he said that more people have died from drugs gotten in over the border than died in Vietnam.

Maybe we should build a wall NEXT to that Vietnam memorial, filled with their names, and call it the Pelosi/Schumer War Wall.

I almost had to laugh at Schumer and Pelosi’s faces during their rebuttal. They basically claimed that some government workers not getting paid is EQUAL to thousands of people dying.

It was a hard argument to refute and all they could do was say, oh…it’s all a lie.

EVERYBODY knows its not.

No wonder they looked so….sick.

But, THEY know, that these video’s, like the one above by Mark Dice, are being passed around the internet and have been making them all seem like the biggest hypocrites and liars of the century.

Nobody Thinks that THIS American Gothic nightmare, of Schumer and Pelosi, was just seeing the start of their own 20/20 defeat.

This is their last dying call. The democrats now NEED illegal votes to stay in power. Nobody Wonders how long they can keep up their lame excuses and not suffer at the ballot box.

That’s why New York and California are promising them all sanctuary and free health care.

But…Hey! You have to admit, they make a lovely couple. 

January 8, 2019 Posted by | American History, imigration, progressives, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

What Came First? The Elite or the Egg?

Nobody Knows—

How much the gap growing between the ‘wealthy’ in this country and the sinking middle class has effected our very lives. Since the middle class has been slowly destroyed with NAFTA, CAFTA and all the other AFTA’s, the people who HAVE money, just don’t think the other people who are still struggling…get it.

For instance, I had an appointment today with a place that helps fix injuries in the latest technology: stem cells used to fix—WHATEVER.  We were discussing my knee when the man trying to sell me the whole course of work at this fabulous place somehow got on the subject of eating right. He told me that for TWO YEARS…I was not to exercise at all, or the program would not work.

“But I’ll get really fat! And then who knows? I could get diabetes, or heart failure, or put even more weight on my knees than they could handle.” I said.

It sounded stupid. Don’t move for two years…and their program will work. He was trying to tell me that I would not gain weight if I ate right.

He bragged about how he buys his own grass-eating cow, and eats nothing but hormone free chicken, everything, you know, we all know about what they are doing to us with the food, and then I said–

“Yeah, but eating healthy can be REALLY expensive.” In other words, maybe YOU can afford to buy the whole cow….

Wrong thing to say. He starting ranting about how much cheaper he can feed his family on all his health food, and I wanted to ask him if he did the grocery shopping, but he basically said, you should pay whatever it costs to eat healthy, and I was a fool not to.

And he told me eggs were bad for me. Right. Insult the person whom you are trying to get to sign a $7,000 contract for 8 weeks of knee messages and ONE shot of stem cells, and insult the poor egg.

My point being, it’s not the whole food conversation that is wrong, it’s the fact that the guy thought that he was SO superior about his diet, and everybody was making the same amount of money as him. And surly he thought I should spend what money I had on buying that cow.

Did I mention that this guy look like “The Rock” on steroids?

He was…an elite. And he saw me as a moron.

Now, notice in this video the same point is made: The elites believe themselves to be superior in every way to the lowly plebeians below them.

Hillary can’t even drive a car. She never had to. And so, because they are so superior, they can do whatever the heck they like. Even commit felonies. THEY know, it’s all okay.

Anyway, as you can guess, I just saved myself $7,000, to which my husband was very happy, and he went out and bought himself a new XBOX.

Nobody Knows how that logic works, but it’s okay, because my husband would never tell me in a million years NOT to eat eggs.

Good thing, he wasn’t with me.

 

December 18, 2018 Posted by | absurd, Elites, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Who’s Cold? Lady Gaga, or Hillary Clinton?

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What? Lady Gaga sang this song on the Muppet’s show? Who knew? Is somebody going to tell the View that this clear and present danger to children was on the Muppet’s Christmas show?

Who also knew that Donald and Hillary were also singing this song, and here we thought they were debating.

What else can they do with technology? Who knew Trump and Hillary actually could sing?

Enjoy!

 

December 15, 2018 Posted by | absurd, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Animals in the Sky: Faces on Bumper Cars..Nobody Cares

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Are you like me, searching daily for ANY kind of good news?

Well…here’s one: Somebody’s airline in some other country decided to make their “jets” more fun! It’s called the Embraer E190-E2 aircraft…there’s a competition going on and as we all know, competition makes the BEST stuff for everyone

This means the new E2 jets will surprise passengers in the States with more spacious interiors, larger overhead bins, and that “new airplane smell” US regional jets lost long ago — albeit not until 2021 when the first E175-E2 orders are scheduled for delivery. FlightGlobal reports that Embraer has also highlighted Alaska Airlines, Spirit and United as the US carriers most likely to benefit from replacing some of their current narrow-body fleet with E2 jets.

Finally, entertainment at the end of your body cavity search!

Personally, I like the shark…wait…no…

Okay. The Tiger….Wait…the Eagle…pretty cool…

Hey, lots of room? New airplane smell? Bigger Windows? Let me on!

Okay. This gives me an idea. How about we paint some of these faces on the front of some bumper cars, and put them out all over the country at all the county fairs next summer?

Let us poor nobodies have some fun.

Just think of it, Hillary could bang into Bill’s face. Obama could go head on with Podesta.

The kids could learn a thing or too since the schools aren’t teaching them, who you should REALLY bump heads with.

“Mommy, who are YOU?”

“Sweetie, I’m “Obama”. This might just be the only place in the universe where you can smash my face and NOT be considered a racist.”

Okay, so you would be called a racist, bigot, and the democrats would want to smash republican faces.

So be it. Let’s take our anger out at all our politicians in the bumper car political arena! 

I can see me wanting to bump into Paul Ryan’s smirk, or John McCain’s snarling face, head on.

Sound like fun? I WAS going to write about Obama trashing the President today with the help and blessings of James Baker and the Bush family.

But, it’s all so boring.

(Sorry.. blame it on the Shark plane.) But trust me: If I had the bucks I would DO this just to have some fun.

Just imagine…who would you go for first?

 

November 28, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

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