Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

What Came First? The Elite or the Egg?

Nobody Knows—

How much the gap growing between the ‘wealthy’ in this country and the sinking middle class has effected our very lives. Since the middle class has been slowly destroyed with NAFTA, CAFTA and all the other AFTA’s, the people who HAVE money, just don’t think the other people who are still struggling…get it.

For instance, I had an appointment today with a place that helps fix injuries in the latest technology: stem cells used to fix—WHATEVER.  We were discussing my knee when the man trying to sell me the whole course of work at this fabulous place somehow got on the subject of eating right. He told me that for TWO YEARS…I was not to exercise at all, or the program would not work.

“But I’ll get really fat! And then who knows? I could get diabetes, or heart failure, or put even more weight on my knees than they could handle.” I said.

It sounded stupid. Don’t move for two years…and their program will work. He was trying to tell me that I would not gain weight if I ate right.

He bragged about how he buys his own grass-eating cow, and eats nothing but hormone free chicken, everything, you know, we all know about what they are doing to us with the food, and then I said–

“Yeah, but eating healthy can be REALLY expensive.” In other words, maybe YOU can afford to buy the whole cow….

Wrong thing to say. He starting ranting about how much cheaper he can feed his family on all his health food, and I wanted to ask him if he did the grocery shopping, but he basically said, you should pay whatever it costs to eat healthy, and I was a fool not to.

And he told me eggs were bad for me. Right. Insult the person whom you are trying to get to sign a $7,000 contract for 8 weeks of knee messages and ONE shot of stem cells, and insult the poor egg.

My point being, it’s not the whole food conversation that is wrong, it’s the fact that the guy thought that he was SO superior about his diet, and everybody was making the same amount of money as him. And surly he thought I should spend what money I had on buying that cow.

Did I mention that this guy look like “The Rock” on steroids?

He was…an elite. And he saw me as a moron.

Now, notice in this video the same point is made: The elites believe themselves to be superior in every way to the lowly plebeians below them.

Hillary can’t even drive a car. She never had to. And so, because they are so superior, they can do whatever the heck they like. Even commit felonies. THEY know, it’s all okay.

Anyway, as you can guess, I just saved myself $7,000, to which my husband was very happy, and he went out and bought himself a new XBOX.

Nobody Knows how that logic works, but it’s okay, because my husband would never tell me in a million years NOT to eat eggs.

Good thing, he wasn’t with me.

 

December 18, 2018 Posted by | absurd, Elites, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Who’s Cold? Lady Gaga, or Hillary Clinton?

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What? Lady Gaga sang this song on the Muppet’s show? Who knew? Is somebody going to tell the View that this clear and present danger to children was on the Muppet’s Christmas show?

Who also knew that Donald and Hillary were also singing this song, and here we thought they were debating.

What else can they do with technology? Who knew Trump and Hillary actually could sing?

Enjoy!

 

December 15, 2018 Posted by | absurd, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Animals in the Sky: Faces on Bumper Cars..Nobody Cares

Nobody Cares

Are you like me, searching daily for ANY kind of good news?

Well…here’s one: Somebody’s airline in some other country decided to make their “jets” more fun! It’s called the Embraer E190-E2 aircraft…there’s a competition going on and as we all know, competition makes the BEST stuff for everyone

This means the new E2 jets will surprise passengers in the States with more spacious interiors, larger overhead bins, and that “new airplane smell” US regional jets lost long ago — albeit not until 2021 when the first E175-E2 orders are scheduled for delivery. FlightGlobal reports that Embraer has also highlighted Alaska Airlines, Spirit and United as the US carriers most likely to benefit from replacing some of their current narrow-body fleet with E2 jets.

Finally, entertainment at the end of your body cavity search!

Personally, I like the shark…wait…no…

Okay. The Tiger….Wait…the Eagle…pretty cool…

Hey, lots of room? New airplane smell? Bigger Windows? Let me on!

Okay. This gives me an idea. How about we paint some of these faces on the front of some bumper cars, and put them out all over the country at all the county fairs next summer?

Let us poor nobodies have some fun.

Just think of it, Hillary could bang into Bill’s face. Obama could go head on with Podesta.

The kids could learn a thing or too since the schools aren’t teaching them, who you should REALLY bump heads with.

“Mommy, who are YOU?”

“Sweetie, I’m “Obama”. This might just be the only place in the universe where you can smash my face and NOT be considered a racist.”

Okay, so you would be called a racist, bigot, and the democrats would want to smash republican faces.

So be it. Let’s take our anger out at all our politicians in the bumper car political arena! 

I can see me wanting to bump into Paul Ryan’s smirk, or John McCain’s snarling face, head on.

Sound like fun? I WAS going to write about Obama trashing the President today with the help and blessings of James Baker and the Bush family.

But, it’s all so boring.

(Sorry.. blame it on the Shark plane.) But trust me: If I had the bucks I would DO this just to have some fun.

Just imagine…who would you go for first?

 

November 28, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

What EXACTLY are Sherpa’s Worth?

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While France is rioting over gas prices….

Americans are rioting over who can get to the Black Friday Sherpa’s the fastest.

I really don’t get the man in this picture, but then again, the woman

These women make me think that maybe we really DO need marijuana legalized…for certain shoppers on Black Friday. I think they should have free bong giveaways at every entrance to the local malls to get them all to relax.

This video is PROOF that evolution never happened.

The secret to Victoria is: You don’t need a Sherpa to be sexy….let’s not tell them.

 

November 24, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Bono and Pavarotti, is like Mixing Sauerkraut with Angel Food Cake

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Okay. This is just wrong.

I’m laughing because Bono is SUCH a bad singer, and notice how Pavarotti is standing…as if he wishes he was in Tibet…anywhere but there.

Bono was SO bad, he had to READ the absurd words he wrote. He wrote them while watching a soccer game on TV. Truly the worst. 

Poor Ava Maria.

Butchered by a Bonehead.

This is…so wrong…you may not want to watch it.

I’m sorry. I’m still laughing.

November 23, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Elizabeth Warren

Nobody’s Perfect

I never thought I’d say this, but thank you Elizabeth Warren!

By taking a DNA test to ‘prove’ you had every reason to get big advancements in the elite university’s of your choice, you have finally put a laser beam of attention on the fact of just how ridiculous it is for ANY one to get special privileges because of their DNA.

(Or shall we say, lack thereof.)

Like Pocahontas before you, you have lead the nation into the wilderness and shown us all, how hypocritical affirmative action is, and how someone who is thinking of running for President…

Just blew her chances.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) released her DNA test results Monday in an effort to dispel questions over her ancestry, but was roundly mocked by conservatives after the results suggested she was between 1/32nd and 1/1024th Native American.

The test, conducted by Stanford University professor Carlos Bustamante, includes the possibility that Warren has at least .001% Native American ancestry, nearly half of what the average white person has, according to the New York Times.

If @elizabethforma’s DNA sample is even accurate, which is in doubt because Mexican, Colombian, Peruvian, and African American often return false Native American positives, as a 10th generation bloodline that makes her .00098 “Native American.”
10:36 AM – Oct 15, 2018

Even though the Cherokee nation has disowned you, I’m sure the Girl Scouts has an opening for squawk leader, where you can train our future Indian guides how to be proper socialists and learn how to ‘game’ the system.

In the meantime, I suggest you check out that DNA and see if you are actually…human. Maybe those high cheek bones come from eating too many nuts.

I’d look for squirrel genes.

 

October 15, 2018 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Rare Footage of Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell

NOBODY FLASHES

Here’s a rerun of Democratic Senator Diana Feinstein making her arguments against Judge Kavanaugh inside the Senate Private sitting rooms today…it was just released a few hours ago…

As you can see…Republican Senator Mitch McConnell is listening politely and carefully, but stood his ground. Like all things…the #Metoo movement is exhausting us all. There is only so many diapers to go around.

Still…It was…a glorious moment in historical Senatorial debate.

Have a great Sunday!

 

October 5, 2018 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers….Chuckies Schumer’s Limo Ride

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By now, everybody who has lived through the Clinton years, knows what’s happening with the frantic “###ME,ME,ME,ME, TOO!” movement. It’s all about the “women” vote and stopping another conservative from getting on the Supreme Court.

The demofrats are going to lose an awful lot of the black vote in the next elections, and they know it. So, they are going after the women vote. After all, they think enough women out there hate men. So, if they can get the black WOMEN vote, they can hold on. They figure the black men are all out shooting each other up.

I live not too far from Ferguson and the blacks are treating the white people here, like REAL people. I can tell you personally, they are finally waking up to President Trump being the man who has opened their eyes.

Just yesterday I was in a craft store, and the two black women in line went out of their way to help me with a store coupon. One gave me a flyer, the other gave me her cell phone.

Trust me, that’s not normal.

Which is why I think that the whole ‘planned’ attack on Judge Kavanaugh is probably going to backfire at the polls, whether Flake keeps him off the court or not.

Yes, the rich/elite/global/progressives are desperate, because most people do know that socialism will not work.

Unless of course, you are Jim Carey, Warren Beatty, or you think Venezuela is the place to retire.

Why are they desperate? Let’s not forget that the democratic party was completely destroyed when Obama was president.

During Obama’s eight years in office, the Democrats have lost more House, Senate, state legislative and governors’ seats than under any other president.

When Obama took office, there were 60 Democratic senators; now there are 46. The number of House seats held by Democrats has shrunk from 257 to 188.

There are now nine fewer Democratic governors than in 2009. Democrats currently hold fewer elected offices nationwide than at any time since the 1920s.

Obama didn’t care. And while he was on the campaign for Hillary to take over his job, he kept telling his audience that a vote for Hillary was a vote for his legacy.

We all saw how well that worked.

I don’t know about you, but listening to liberal’s whine and groan about what somebody drunk, or said in high school, is getting boring. To make that the main case for why he shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court, well then, as Jesus would say: Let every Senator who never got drunk in High School, cast the first stone. In fact, let’s get background ‘rape’ allegations checks on all of them.

Why not? If all it takes is an allegation to put a man and his family out of a job, then why not get a bunch of women together, pick the democratic Senator you hate the most, and swear 100 Percent that he ‘molested’ you, when he was drunk. Say there WERE no witnesses.

DEMAND an FBI investigation.

Let’s start with Cory Booker.

Ladies?

I’m SURE that migraine you are having from listening to another liberal complain about the evil of Judge Kavanaugh, will be just what you need to make you want to remember…That night…long ago, when Chuckie Schumer…(Back them, everyone knew him as Chuck pass the Buckeye) saw you on the Jersey Shore and pushed you into his limo while he grabbed and kissed you with the doors locked…and you couldn’t get out.

It’s all starting to come back to me now…it was the summer of ….1969….I remember it was him…
He grabbed my breast…and I was afraid he was….”GOING TO KILL ME AND DUMP MY BODY IN HOFFA’s OLD BUICK!” You know, the one they buried next to Vince Foster?

And I’m 100% SURE that Harvey Weinstein was driving the CAR! Ever since that night, I haven’t been able to get in another limo! In fact, I couldn’t even go to my prom because of the horrible PTSD…I spend my life wanting to JUMP out of moving cars….!

Somebody call Sherlock Holmes and let’s get this whole farce over with.

Are you with me?

https://www.npr.org/2016/03/04/469052020/the-democratic-party-got-crushed-during-the-obama-presidency-heres-why

September 30, 2018 Posted by | corruption, humor | , | Leave a comment

The Great Escape From Feinstein

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I can relate. This is pretty much how I feel EVERY morning after turning on the news.

Why get out of bed?

Thanks to Lulu for giving me a good laugh.

After last week, I think we all need one.

Now, if a dog can act….then you KNOW that the news is full of great actors.

September 29, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Has Any RESPICT for Al Sharpton

Nobody Cares—

If I give us all a good laugh today, do you?

After all, we don’t have any comedians left on TV.

Enjoy!

By the way, doesn’t Al Sharpton STILL owe back taxes?

Can you BELEIVE (believe? bewieve? Beneve?) that this man is even on TV?

August 29, 2018 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Youtube Hasn’t Censored These Yet: Captain Kirk Meets Nancy Pelosi.

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Somebody on YouTube is having fun making these “Captain Kirk Meets” all of our favorite liberal dim wits.

I just happened to run into this one, which is priceless.

Enjoy!

If you want more, just go to YouTube before they are deleted.

August 4, 2018 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Don’t Forget to Remember WHO They Are…Liberal Meltdowns.

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This stuff never gets old. It reminds all us nobodies that the daily BS going on every single day about how the President colluded with Russia is getting more and more ridiculous.

So, Enjoy! The liberal minds getting lost in their own stupidity.

 

July 28, 2018 Posted by | liberals, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Laughing Babies: Good Therapy After Watching the WH Press Orgies

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If you do NOT find this video gives you a smile and makes you remember the very joy of life and children and laughter and love…

Then you’re probably related to Bob Mueller, or Hillary Clinton.

I can’t help you.

ENJOY!

 

June 15, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Has More Fun At Remembering

 

Nobody Remembers

Aw….come on. Let’s have some more fun remembering how everyone predicted Trump would LOSE the election.

Enjoy!

Wait…there’s MORE! (I miss all of this because I don’t watch the liberal networks.)

Oh…wait, wait….WAIT!~ I can’t stand it! Here’s the best one yet…all the GOP members who made the same predictions. How soon we all forget.

NEVER underestimate our President OR the American people. It’s so GOOD to remember.

May 31, 2018 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

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