Joyanna Adams

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You Don’t Even NEED to Brush Your Teeth Today

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Well…according to about 30 YouTube video’s Nostradamus, NASA, the Bible, Jesus, Michio Kaku, TODAY, will be our last day on the planet. (Well, maybe.)

The earth will be hit by planet Nibiru and there you go. We won’t have to hear the shrill voice of Hillary Clinton ever again.

It seems the elites that knew this, didn’t want to panic us, so they just gave us hints in movies.

Today, September 23, 2017, will be our last day on earth.

Hopefully, I can wash my car first, and it waits until after lunch.

I’d  HATE to die on an empty stomach.

 

September 22, 2017 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

The Festering Pus of a Sore Loser: Hillary Clinton

 

Nobody’s Perfect:

Sigh.

Believe me, the LAST subject on the planet I wanted to bring up again this week was the inflatable ego of Hillary Clinton, but like a big boil filled with festering pus, she just WON’T go away.

Some fool should just go ahead and put Hillary’s face and head on a big hot air balloon, and put her in the basket, where she could wave and throw copies of her book down on San Diego.

I’d like it.

Who knows WHY she won’t stay away? Hillary is now trying to convince the world that: Yes, we should just hand over the Presidency to her, because she won the popular vote.

She wrote her book, to get herself back on TV. It’s called: “What happened.” The people in the toilet paper section at Cusco looked pretty excited about it.

Okay. So, Russia knows how to get on Facebook.

So do most 5 year olds.

In the last few days, Hillary has taken the boat to “What’s a matta U? Why am I NOT in the White House you swines!!” to a whole new level of idiotocracy:

Here’s a few things she said:

Hillary on Trump: Whatever he’s doing and whatever he thinks is happening he will accuse somebody else of. And there are examples during the campaign when he did just that, like when he called publicly on Russia to hack my personal emails.

Nobody: Hillary is the QUEEN of blaming everybody else for doing exactly what she is doing. That’s right out of the democratic Alinsky playbook…like trying to convince the world that Trump colluded with Russia, when she sold U.S. uranium to Putin, (while making a few million) and her cohort in crime, Podesta, made MILLIONS with the Russians. But, that’s legal.
Trump’s line about Russia was a joke. Pretty lame Hillary.

Hillary: if I had lost the popular vote but won the electoral college, and in my first day as president, the intelligence community came to me and said, “The Russians influenced the election,” I would’ve never stood for it. Even though it might’ve advantaged me, I would’ve said, “We’ve got to get to the bottom of this.” I would’ve set up an independent commission with subpoena power and everything else.

Nobody: If you believe that Hillary Clinton would have handed over her win to Donald J. Trump just because the “Russians” influenced the election, then obviously, you have no clue where America is on the map, and you are sitting on some deserted island, smoking banana with cheese and thinking that Bob Marley is still alive.

Hillary: So what happened in Kenya, which I’m only beginning to delve into, is that the Supreme Court there said there are so many really unanswered and problematic questions, we’re going to throw the election out and re-do it. We have no such provision in our country. And usually we don’t need it,” Hillary stated.

Nobody: Hillary wants to throw out our Constitution and follow Kenya’s great laws.

You want to just throw out the election and step back into the White House honey? What? Do you miss being able to boss thousands of White House Servants around. Do you miss your séances with Eleanor?

Won’t Eleanor come to your house?

Hey, go run for office in Kenya!

Hillary: Now, I do believe we should abolish the Electoral College, because I was sitting listening to a report on the French election and the French political analyst said, ‘You know in our country the person with the most votes wins, unlike in yours.’ And I think that’s an anachronism. I’ve said that since 2000.”

Nobody: Right. Hillary won by illegals voting in Southern California, and the Mafia fixing in New York…and the voting fraud was overwhelming. I don’t believe she won the popular vote, simply because, she lies…all the time. A recount, if it didn’t cost us so much, would be a good thing…we’d find out that she probably lost.

Hillary: “You know, every time Donald thinks things are not going in his direction, he claims whatever it is, is rigged against him,”

Nobody: Says the woman who is saying at this very moment the whole thing was rigged against her by Trump, the Russians, Obama, Bernie Sanders, men in little green suits, conservative white women, and dogs without borders. By the way, she actually DID rig the democratic election.

Hillary: “We’ve been around for 240 years. We’ve had free and fair elections. We’ve accepted the outcomes when we may not have liked them. And that is what must be expected of anyone standing on a debate stage during a general election.”

Nobody: WAIT! Before you think that she has come to her senses, she was talking about TRUMP not saying he would accept the election.

That right there, shows that she really is off her rocker. Send her over to Rocket man. Go ahead Hillary— Show us your talent. Jimmy Carter talked to Kim Jung Ho Ho, why can’t you?

In the end, Hillary hinted that if Mueller found ‘possible’ Russian collusion with Trump, she would demand to be anointed President.

We’d all be made to bow down to the new Queen.

And if HILLARY Clinton was President, the only way you would get her out of the White House is if the nobody picked her up off the floor some night, but just let her lay there.

Hillary Clinton is the biggest sore loser since….well…I can’t think of one.

So, let’s give her that: Hillary: The biggest sore loser in History.

I suggest we replace her picture in the White House with Monika’s.

It’s the least we can do.

September 18, 2017 Posted by | American History, Hillary, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

P.T.S.D.: Post Trump Sex Disorder and How to Cure it.

Nobody Wonders

You might wonder: Joyanna, how can you be so…weird? Where do you come up with some of these wild conspiracies?

If you must know,  I make it a point to read every day, and I make it a point to read a wide variety. I read in the morning, in the bathroom, in my office, online, in the car, in my bed, sitting at the doctor’s office, dental chairs, billboard signs, etc.. I read so much I’m surprised my eyeballs haven’t got permanent type marks engraved on my eyeballs.

I thought I was the only nut who did this, until I read that Alvin Toffler, the grand master of progressive social engineering, the author of “Future Shock”… said he did the same thing…. only he only read various world newspapers every day. (Boring)

What have I learned? Enough to know that the printing world has been taken over by demons.

It doesn’t matter what you read nowadays, or where you read it. It could be in a cooking book, a book on space, how to clean out your closet….no matter:  it’s all about trashing President Trump.

For instance, the editor of Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter, is single-handily the most vicious attacker in print. He makes Time Magazine look like Readers Digest in big print, when it comes to the subject of Trump.

And since Trump announced his candidacy, Carter has been on a rampage of rancor against the President and everyone in his administration.

He hates him.

Here’s a sample from one of his editorials:

“His presidency is effectively doomed…it’s only a question now of how and when it will end. Treason? Impeachment? Incapacity? Until that day, you should be forgiven if you think you are suffering from extreme, full blown P.T.S.D. President Trump Stress Disorder. You are not alone.”

You know, nobody thought he would win, so sorry Carter, you lost.

Still, I was surprised when I was flipping through Cosmopolitan Magazine, and discovered how the editors there were concerned about P.T.S.D.

In Cosmo’s P.T.S.D —stress becomes ‘sex’. And according to Cosmo, there seems to be less sex happening all over the United States:

Are you, dear girl, not feeling the urge? Here’s their answer:

“Could it be PTSD? But not the kind you’re thinking of: If you haven’t been suffering from Post Trump Sex Disorder. It’s a sudden and swift aversion to sex caused by the anger, fear, and confusion you’re absorbing from the current political climate.”

How does Cosmos solve this problem? (Let’s ask Hillary!) They say: All you need to do to conquer this lack of sexual interest is to go and protest.

“Protests are powerful…and they can be a great aphrodisiac”

Who knew?

Yes, the liberals are telling kids if they go to protests against that horrible President, they might feel the desire to get laid, and then they will feel better. I was waiting for them to suggest having sex on a cop car, or instead of throwing pee in bottles they could throw wads of condoms and dildos.

Too bad. They didn’t give details.

But Joyanna, you say….These are liberal magazines, what do you expect? Especially when the next page they ask, “ I know I’m supposed to pee after sex, but what about after using my vibrator?”

(I say, dip your vibrator in glue, or better yet, hot sauce mixed with glue.)

Good god. If you even need a vibrator, then obviously, you are not protesting in the right place.

Try Berkeley. You might get lucky and run into Bill Ayers. The sex could be explosive!  In fact, I suggest you go up to him and say, “Are you glad to see me, or is that an explosive in your pocket?” (sorry)

Anyway, back to Greydon. Carter. 

One of the things that annoys Carter is the fact that when Trump stands up…he does NOT button his suit. Why…every man with any class and intelligence KNOWS that you MUST button your suit upon standing, or else…you are…a moron and not worthy.

As I wondered how Carter could even CLAIM to be an intellectual after complaining in his editorial about the horrible sin that President Trump does not button his suit, being as that makes him sound like a petty jealous girly moron about the age of 14, I came upon THIS in AARP:

A little smidgen about ties on page 9, AARP’s latest issue:

TIE VOTE: No doubt, our new president defies convention to politics. But also in fashion. Some detractors have noted this refusal to follow the modern norms of tie length. President Trump likes to wear them an inch or more below the belt. “We propose an amendment.”

Gee..AARP is sorely concerned that Trump’s tie is too long.

All this complaining from liberal dip wads makes me want to put on a suit, with a man’s tie hanging down to my knees, and take a picture of myself, a vibrator in one hand, sitting on the toilet with anti-bacterial lotion in the other, with a sign behind me that says:

THIS is how you cure your ugly ass, and finally get laid! 

(And these people call themselves intellectuals.)

Here’s the good news: Graydon Carter just quit. Why? He didn’t want to have to fire people, because Vanity Fair has to downsize due to the fact that readership has fallen off the planet.

AARP? They were the ones who pushed Obamacare in the first place. Thanks a lot AARP. Really, now about more articles on HOW TO GET RID OF IT!!!

This really is a shock. I’m sorry. I know it’s been going on for a long time but… REALLY? They have to label the hatred of the President with P.D.S.T, and make it sound like a venereal disease— and THEN spread it around the publishing universe?

Very Clever.

That’s why I’m going to my own protest: I’ve got an old copy of Huckleberry Finn. I’m going to take it down off the shelf, and READ it.

And after reading that, I plan to have REAL sex.

Don’t tell the kids.

September 12, 2017 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Flashes Email: Because I Need a Break from the News

Nobody Gets Email

I can’t help it…I posted this because of the oxygen question….and wouldn’t you like to know who does this in the shower?

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)


THOUGHTS FROM THE SHOWER

  • If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
  • Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

  • What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

  • If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

  • Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

  • Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

  • Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

  • Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

  • The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”

  • Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

  • 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

  • Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

  • The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

  • If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

  • Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

  • If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

  • If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day.” (It does fall on a Tuesday)-

 

July 28, 2017 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

It Starts….EARLY

Nobody Flashes

I don’t care who you are, this sums up the differences between the sexes perfectly.

This kid will have that same look on his face when he’s 74. Is he confused by the fact that they look-alike?

Or because one is crying and one is not?

Or because he feels like he’s just been put between two aliens species?

Or because he has no CLUE what to do?

I love it.

Enjoy!

July 21, 2017 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

CNN: Making our Day!

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When CNN went after the poor kid who made the video of CNN and Trump, trying to silence his free speech…

I bet they never imagined what would happen.

Now they know. And don’t you wonder what all the liberals who made all these movies are thinking about all this?

Ha ha!

Enjoy!

July 15, 2017 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

America Attacks CNN BACK

Nobody Flashes

One day after Independence Day, and I’ve taken a day off, due to a bad cold. So, since this is going around the internet, I am posting it here, because it’s just so fun.

Enjoy!

July 5, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: North Korea Super Heroes

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Here’s a picture you don’t see often….I thought this was funny.

(Thanks to Kris)


North Korea Super Heroes

These guys are tough. I don’t remember any wars they’ve had in over 60 years, so these medals must be for heroism in marching, posturing, kissing butt, clapping and dancing!.
These North Korean officers could easily be defeated with a giant magnet …

June 30, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

The Tale of One Happy Lizard

 

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It’s been awhile since I got any jokes…but here’s one that I liked mostly because it seems to reflect a typical married couple, and it’s too strange NOT to be true.

Enjoy.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)


In case you ever think Facebook isn’t worth it:

Billy Rice

Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?”

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

“Honey,” I called, “come look at the lizard!”

“Oh, my gosh!” my wife exclaimed. “She’s having babies.”

“What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”

I was equally outraged.

“Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn’t want them to reproduce,” I said accusingly to my wife.

“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage? “she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!).

“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!” I reminded her (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).

“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.

“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know!” she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

“Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,” I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle of birth.”

“Oh, gross!” they shrieked.

“Well, isn’t THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?” my wife wanted to know.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

“We don’t appear to be making much progress,” I noted.

“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.

“Do something, Dad!” my son urged.

“Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

“Should I call 911?” my eldest daughter wanted to know. “Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.” (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

“Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he urged.

“I don’t think lizards do Lamaze,” his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for G~d’s sake.).

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

“What do you think, Doc, a C-section?” I suggested scientifically.

“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs.. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?”

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

“Is Ernie going to be okay?” my wife asked.

“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. ‘This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen.

Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And, occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um…um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.” He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

“So, Ernie’s just…just…excited?”, my wife offered.

“Exactly,” the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

“What’s so funny?” I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. “It’s just…that…I’m picturing you pulling on its…its…teeny little…”

She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

“That’s enough,” I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you did, Dad.” he told me.

“Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.

One cage: $50.

Trip to the vet: $30.

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard’s winkie: Priceless!

Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards lay eggs!

June 23, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Natwiana Clark

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have a perfect example of one of the reasons WHY we are trillions in debt.

Natwiana Clark, a government worker in Gainesville, FL, decided that, she deserved a Brazilian Butt lift, courtesy of the American taxpayer…

Via Breitbart:

 A woman who worked for the city of Gainesville, Florida, allegedly stole more than $93,000 in city funds and used the money to pay for a Brazilian butt lift as well as other purchases, according to a report.

The report also found that Clark, a former city staff specialist, used her credit card issued by the city 136 times for $61,000 in unauthorized charges, charged her supervisors’ credit cards 36 times for $31,000, and charged $500 to a coworker’s card that she used five times.

An auditor for the city said that Gainesville’s parks department did not provide much oversight over the 15 months the purchases were made, making it easy for someone to steal the funds.

You see, Natwiana was not happy with the $33,000 she was making a year…so she just used government credit cards to buy a sweet life to go along with her sweet new big butt.

If you think that Natwaina is a rare example of ‘looting’, think again.

The government is filled with petty thieves, and most of them don’t get caught. They book themselves Hawaiian vacations every year, ‘business trips’, strip bars, and pay their bills with the taxpayer’s money.

Who KNOWS how many butt and boob jobs we have paid for?

And I hate to say this, but the blacks know more about scamming the system than most whites. Yes, they keep their scamming a BIG secret. Ask any black woman how she managed to get disability, food stamps, free housing and free healthcare, (and I have) and she will just smile at you. Here in St. Louis, most of the people who are handing out these government freebies things ARE black. You think they don’t use their prejudice against white people to refuse them the same thing they freely give to other blacks?

Obama would say: It’s a tribal thing.

Here in North St. Louis, the black schools were SO Bad, they had to close them down. You see, the administrators were making huge salaries, and no money was going to the students, and the all black teachers really didn’t care, because they were going on big vacations, and the kids couldn’t pass any tests at all.

They closed the schools down.

They had to BUS the black kids to white schools where white people lived, and their kids had to give up a lot in order to fulfill the needs of the many black kids coming in.

It’s a big problem, and continues to be. But it’s not just the black government workers that steal….oh no. Just observe Congress.

Take Harry Reid for example. Or John McCain. They can buy just about anything or anybody.

All over the country, white AND black people, who work for the government, give themselves big bonuses, and get credit cards…it’s done everywhere.

So, Congratulations Natwaina! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for thinking that nobody would notice that your boyfriend wasn’t making THAT much money. In case you haven’t noticed…there’s IS a new sheriff in town.

But don’t worry Natwaina. No doubt, that Brazilian butt lift will come in handy in prison. Nobody is going to mess with you.

All you will have to do is threatened to sit on them.

June 19, 2017 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Red Hair & Henny Youngman

Nobody Flashes

It’s that time of year again, when even people who live in the one up from bottom bogy brown take a few days off of her usual ‘opinions’.

Yes, I will be getting away from the absurdity of the daily insanity which seems to have taken over the planet for a few days.

Can you blame me?

I mean— I just bought some milk from a woman who had RED hair. I mean, RED hair. She was black, and it actually looked good on her.

“Is that your real hair?” I asked.

“Well, my sister weaved it in…”

“It looks real.” I said. And she did look cute.

There you go. I have now gotten used to blue, pink, red, purple hair. And what does that mean?

It means: I need a short vacation.

And short it will be. I’ll be back later on this week. Without red hair, but be sure, I will get all my real choice words I have at the moment for John McCain, out while I’m gone.

The MOON is going to hear me complain about that asshole. I don’t know what makes him tick, but I hope it’s a time bomb. (Old Henny Youngman joke.)

Sorry, somebody had to say it.

In the meantime, I hope everyone is not letting the idiots of the world spoil their summer.

Back soon….

Joyanna

 

 

 

June 11, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Griffin– Aslan

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s a great week for moronic people. For instance, Kathy Griffin has been on the front page since she since she dipped a fake Trump’s head in blood.

“I made a horrible, horrible call,” she continued. “Trust me, if I could redo the whole thing I’d have a blow-up doll and no ketchup.”

Sorry Kathy, that’s not ketchup. I would know, it’s practically what I live on. Ketchup does NOT drip. What? Did you get complains about the REAL blood? You think we’re stupid?

In an amazing feat of typical liberal. “go on the attack when caught in crimes” Kathy claims that President Trump, took her down.

How CRUEL. After the fact: It’s starting to look like the whole thing was set up.

Frankly, I got a kick out of the apology tape where she took off her big, fake, eyelashes. I don’t know who glues them on, but most of the time one of them is falling off. Now, I love makeup, and wear it myself, but Kathy’s eyelashes look like Spiderman’s leftover breakfast toast.

It’s hurtful to me,” Griffin said. “There’s a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me and I’m just here to say that it’s wrong.”

It’s wrong? Holding up your own beheading video is not exactly right, Kathy. And you’re not exactly young, now are you? I wonder how many black guys thought what you did was pretty disgusting too?

And then there’s the Muslim? on CNN, named Raza Aslan, who said the President was a “piece of shit.”
Yes, he has a job. CNN, once the most rejected name in news is now truly…a piece of shit network.

Nobody watches it. Which is why they are hiring Muslims to cuss out President Trump. He eats brains I’m told…and probably knows Kathy.
CNN made him apologize. Ratings. Ratings. What will he say next? This woman, man, whoever.
Will Raza say he wants another man raped?

Will he interview Kathy Griffin on his show and give her an award, shaped like a machete?

Stay tuned. Looks like for the immediate future, my Nobody’s Perfect Award will never have trouble finding a moron.

They seem to be…. everywhere.

 

June 5, 2017 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers the Ruthlessness of Wu Choa

Nobody Remembers

In the annuals of power, there is a rule: Crush your enemies totally, or else they will come back to hurt you…so I thought, I’d go back and tell the story of Wu Choa.

Before President Trump crushed 17 opponents (Lyin Cruz—Low-energy Jeb— Little Marco.) and the most powerful political family in American history (Crooked Hillary) ….

Before The dynasties of the Clintons where there is a long list of mysterious deaths of anyone who dared to cross them…

China had Wu Choa.

Wu Choa was born in A.D. 625, and was the daughter of a Duke. Because women back in those days had to be married…for power…

Wait. Hillary Clinton did that. Okay. History repeats itself…

Sorry. There was no marriage for Wu Choa to gain power.

BUT she did manage to get in the harem of Emperor T’ai Tsung. Wu knew she had to compete with all the other women in the harem, so she managed to seduce the emperor’s son Kao Tsung, on the only occasion he was alone: When he was taking a piss.

(Don’t you wonder how she did that?)

The Emperor Died, and Wu ended up in a convent. But, for 7 years she planned her escape. Somehow, she started communicating with his son again, and the son’s new wife, and she managed to get back into the royal harem.

While there, she flattered his wife and they became good friends.

What was her next move? How did she become Emperor of China? She was…ruthless.

Wu Choa gave birth to a child, and ONE day, when the empress came to visit her, as soon as she left, Wu Choa smothered her own child, and made it look like the jealous wife of the emperor did it.

Of course, everyone thought it was the empress that killed the child and she was executed. Wu was crowned empress in her place. From then on, she was known as Empress Wu.

When she got older, she noticed that her beautiful young niece was becoming a favorite of her husband. She poisoned her food with clay, and she died. Then, in 675 she poisoned another one of her own sons, touted as the apparent heir as well.

The next eldest son of his by another woman, she exiled on trumped-up charges.

When the emperor died, Wu managed to declare THAT exiled son as unfit to rule.

Over the next five years, many tried to take over by coup attempts but she had them all executed.

Yes, she was ruthless.

She then proclaimed herself as a divine descendant of Buddha, (something I’m surprised Hillary hasn’t thought of yet) And named herself the Holy and Divine “Emperor” of China.

There was nobody left from the T’ang dynasty, and she ruled until she was 80 and was forced to abdicate.

The moral here is President Trump did NOT ruthlessly destroy Hillary. And now…she’s back.

Clearly…she is out for revenge.

President Trump needs to crush her once and for all, or we will never be rid of her.

I suggest he keep calling her “crooked” Hillary.

It’s the least, he can do.

And just in case, do what Obama did. Have someone test his food before every meal.

Who KNOWS where the loyalty of the White House Chef remains?

 

June 1, 2017 Posted by | History, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Is it too late to Abort Gloria Steinem?

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have the leader of the “feminists” movement being an idiot. I tried to find somebody as weird as Gloria Steinem, but, I just couldn’t.

Frankly, I can’t believe this woman is still alive. I can’t believe she is getting even stupider.

I can’t believe that Prince Charles doesn’t divorce Camellia and marry her.

I can’t believe a lot of things lately.

But one thing we CAN believe, it’s clear that the RICH ELITE SNOBS, blame just about everything on climate change, and too many people being on the planet. But Gloria goes further. She says that it’s women having babies instead of abortions, that is to blame, for climate change.

And who MAKES these women have those babies?

MEN. (Yes, yes, laugh here.) Evil men.

Quotes of Gloria via Breitbart:

“Are you kidding me? Listen, what causes climate deprivation is population. If we had not been systematically forcing women to have children they don’t want or can’t care for over the 500 years of patriarchy, we wouldn’t have the climate problems that we have. That’s the fundamental cause of climate change,” she said.

“Even if the Vatican doesn’t tell us that,” she added.

She then goes on to attack Ivana Trump for not believing in abortion:

“It’s not for adoptive parents, not for fathers,” she said. “That happens to be the same policy as every authoritarian regime on Earth that I know of, including Hitler’s Germany. I’m not saying that she knows this, but [the Nazis] were paying women to have children. By accident, perhaps, that’s her policy.”

Ooooooooo…Ivanka Hitler!

“Because the human load on this earth is the biggest cause of global warming, and that is because of forcing women to have children they would not on their own choose to have … I’m glad the Pope spoke out about global warming and it was very helpful, but does he know he’s causing it?” she added.

Newsflash! The POPE is the cause of Climate Change!

Tell me ladies, this came ONE day after Mother’s Day. And I don’t know one mother who regrets having her children. I DO know a lot of women whose husbands or boyfriends did NOT want them to have babies, and they led a childless life, after having abortions.

They regretted it EVERY single day.

No, I don’t know one mother who regrets having a child.

Not one. Nope. Nada. Unless of course it was Obama’s mother, who as we all know now, abandoned him.

What she wants is abortions for every conception, so we can save HER planet. Sorry to disappoint you Gloria, but the problems of the planet are caused by politicians, not the people trying to live on it. And global warming is caused…by…wait for it….

THE SUN! (Nobody wants to know what you were doing in science class.)

Makes you wonder how many abortions Gloria has had. How about it Gloria?

Fess up. Be the REAL feminist you are so proud to be, and tell us how many babies you aborted to save the world. Go ahead! Be a hero.

Notice, none of these women will admit to how many abortions they’ve had?

Sorry Gloria. Hate to tell you this but MOST women on the planet want babies. Somehow you missed that.

For example:

My husband’s boss’s wife just had their first baby last week, so he was telling my husband today about what happened last night. All the relatives came over to watch the newborn so that the new parents could got out to dinner.

They got about five minutes into the car, and the wife started crying.

“What’s wrong?” asked the husband.

“I should NOT have had this baby! I am destroying the planet! OMG, what have I done!”

Oh…wait. Actually, she didn’t say that….

“I miss my baby!” she sobbed. So, the husband turned around and when they got home she ran to the child, grabbed it into her arms and kissed it all over….as if she had made a trip to China for two years.

The husband was…baffled.

Gloria blames woman not getting abortions, on religion, the Pope, and probably Ivanka Hitler Trump.

But, there is an answer, Gloria…pay attention:

If the planet is overpopulated, then why don’t all the feminists just kill themselves, and SAVE the world!

We’ll even build a memorial for them.

Go ahead Gloria. One less woman flying around on private jets…just think how much you could do for our ozone level.

(Good god. I’m not giving this woman an award. It’s all too boring.)

Climate change is not the end of the world, it’s the norm. But woman like Gloria Steinem have done major damage to the culture of family, and love…. and her belief in free sex with no morals, a world where women live without men…?

That’s a whole other blog.

Gloria Steinem is not only NOT PERFECT, she’s a menace to us all.

Is it too late to abort her? I think I see a hot day coming…must be her fault…yep…the planet is not taking her too well….

May 15, 2017 Posted by | Angry Citizens, feminist, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

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