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Here’s an example of the common sense that America used to have in abundance, and Jeff Foxworthy has boatloads of it.
(Thanks to Kris)
You can’t get better than this:
By Jeff Foxworthy:
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION!
LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!! …… FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
IT’S TIME TO WAKEUP America!
Even though the last week brought heartache to America, it’s important that we remember…
We must live our lives and keep up our spirit, our hopes, and go on.
Remember, generations before us have had to deal with MUCH worse. We must NOT give in to Obama’s plans of a race war so that he can keep in office…which is what it seems he has planned.
Come on…do you really think he wants Hilary to be President? Look at this picture: She is hungry for his job
He is thinking: “I HAVE to give up Air Force One? Will Bill let me on HIS plane?”
So, in the continued promise of taking Saturday off…
Here’s a clever joke…about politicians.
(Thanks to madmemere)
I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”
He said “NO!”
I told him it’s Bill Gates daughter.
He said “OKAY!”
I contacted Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry
He said “NO.”
Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank.
He said “OKAY.”
Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make
my son CEO of the Bank.
He said “NO.”
Told him my son was Bill Gates Son-in-Law.
He said “OKAY.”
And That’s Exactly how Politics work.
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s another great read that I just have to reprint;
It was written by a young college law student..and if he doesn’t go into law, he certainly would be a great writer.
(Thanks to madmemere)
This appears to be an excellent way to set our country on the right path!
JG The person who wrote this is a college law student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT- – WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
The person who wrote this is a college law student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
—We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them.
–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
–We’ll keep the smart diverse and conservative Governors like Susanna Martinez & Niki Haley, greedy CEO’s and rednecks and you can keep Jerry Brown, Bernie Sanders & e-mail Hillary.
–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you CNBC and Hollywood .
—You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
–You can have the peaceniks, war protesters, Black Lives Matter people and all the sanctuary cities.
— When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help protect & provide them security.
–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors who’re willing to forego payment.
–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”, and a whole slew of Country songs. –I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” , “We Are the World”, & all of the anti establishment Rap songs.
–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
John J. Wall Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Al Sharpton, Alan Grayson, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let’s Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!
Well, the Brexit certainly gave the rich elite a major headache, and they have threaten the whole WORLD with economic doom, because you see, they have all the real wealth, and they plan to make us pay…for the losses that just occurred on their stock portfolios’.
I had to laugh at some of the gloom and doom being thrown around the cable show, especially the one where they kept saying, “We could go into another rescission!”
Ha ha ha…When did we ever come out? Tonight my husband and I went to see Independence Day Resurgence and the afternoon tickets costs were $34 dollars. Add $18.50 onto that for a small popcorn, small coke, and a bag of licorice and tell me…is it any WONDER the place was empty?
By the way, the movie was fun, and not ‘terrible” as everyone is saying. I enjoyed it. If you liked the first one, you’ll like THIS one. I have NO idea why everyone is trashing it…I guess there wasn’t enough liberal propaganda in it. Or maybe it was because the militant female President made the ‘wrong’ call and attacked a friendly alien, and London was destroyed.
Yeah, that could be some of it. Plus the U.S. always looks strong in it.
Trump is the new Hitler. Trump is the new devil. Trump..MUST be defeated or all is lost. The Brits have driven a huge defeat to the global snobs, and they are filled with fear.
It’s pretty obvious why…forget their grand designs of a NWO, it’s the same old..thing. They are worried about their MONEY! Well..hey! Good!
America pumps money into every country in the world, and protects half of the world, and if Trump is President…oh my…the billionaires might have to become simple millionaires, and Saudi Arabians will have to start learning how to fend for themselves. They might have to go back to having just five mansions, and TWO yachts.
Just for a taste of the viciousness that is coming Trump’s way…here’s a few sample that happened in the last few days:
Remember the folk singing Martin O’Malley? The one who was going to challenge Hillary to be President?
O’Malley said, “President Obama doesn’t say this about all Republicans but he does say rightly that Donald Trump is a bigot. Donald Trump is a racist. Donald Trump in fact is making fascist appeals. That’s why many self-respecting Republicans are not supporting Donald Trump for president. Look, being president of the United States is the toughest job in the world and I can tell you, as someone who has worked with Secretary Clinton and competed against her that she is a tough person who is ready to do this job. Donald Trump is an unstable charlatan who is appealing to the worst instincts in people, and I believe ultimately the American people are going to reject that. This is a very different sort of candidacy. This is not the party of Lincoln.”
First…the democrats LOVE to play with words. They are constantly calling Donald a “Fascist” which is what they considered Hitler to be, which THEY say is on the far-right.
But that’s not true. Fascism is far left…just left of Socialism. Hillary and Obama are more fascistic than Trump will ever be. Fascism was brought into use because of Mussolini:
Here’s a few tidbits about a REAL fasist:
Born to a socialist father, Mussolini was named after leftist Mexican President Benito Juárez. In his articles and speeches, Mussolini preached violent revolution, praised famed communist thinker Karl Marx and criticized patriotism. In 1912 he became editor of Avanti! (Forward!), the official daily newspaper of Italy’s Socialist Party. But he was expelled from the party two years later over his support for World War I. By 1919 a radically changed Mussolini had founded the fascist movement, which would later become the Fascist Party. As a socialist youth, Mussolini declared himself an atheist and railed against the Catholic Church, going so far as to say that only idiots believed Bible stories and that Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene were lovers
Okay, and then there’s all the democratic liberal professors, mostly black, who hold no bars on their attack:
They say Trump is supporting “white racist supremacist nationalism.”
Which means, all white people who LOVE their country, and don’t want it to turn into Mexico or Mecca are racist.
And in CASE you Sander’s supporters are thinking about voting for Hillay, how about this from Hank Paulson…the Goldman Sachs President who was the guy, who made YOU and I bail out Wall Street.
Hank Paulson, George W. Bush’s treasury secretary, who presided over both the meltdown of the U.S. economy and the subsequent bailout of his close friends and associates, has endorsed Hillary Clinton — citing his belief that she’d be more likely to enact globalist policies on trade and immigration as part of the reason for his endorsement.
Paulson also posits that Clinton would be more likely to cut Americans’ medicare and social security, which Paulson cites as a top priority following the financial collapse he helped to create.
You have to wonder…how can people BE so stupid?
Another idiot, George Will, is beside himself and is leaving the GOP party. George Will knows more about baseball than the world outside his mansion in Georgetown….I’m just assuming he lives in Chevy Chase or next to Hillary’s houses, said said this about Trump:
“Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House.”
It’s happening: the RINO’s are going to start campaigning for Hillary. They don’t give a DAMN about the Supreme Court Justices she will appoint, ALL they care about is their money.
And let’s not forget, Harry Potter’s REAL mother: J.K. Rowling…who says Trump is worse than Voldemort. (Please.)
“If you seek the removal of freedoms from an opponent simply on the grounds that they have offended you, you have crossed a line to stand alongside tyrants who imprison, torture and kill on exactly the same justifications,” Rowling said in her speech.
WHAT? Trump is going to stand along tyrants that torture and kill?
I think she’s been in the world of witchcraft for WAY too long. Bit of Dolores Umbridge in that one.
And then there’s Bruce Springsteen, the “Born in the U.S.A” who held signs up saying “Fuck Trump.”
So, the top one percenters are complaining. They don’t complain when their products are sold in China., or Saudi Arabia, where people truly ARE tortured.
In the meantime, the rest of us, just go on.
And soon, it will be America’s turn to say, hey Bruce! Hey Will! Hey Hank! Hey O’Malley!
Get off America’s stage.
What in the Sam Hill is Obama doing on the golf course, every single day? What kind of secret ‘war’ is he planning? Ever since Trump made the statement that he thought NATO was outdated, I guess Obama decided to show Donald Trump whose boss. This weekend NATO is have the biggest military exercise probably ever done.
The 10-day military exercise, involving 31,000 troops and thousands of vehicles from 24 countries, has been welcomed among NATO’s allies in the region, though defense experts warn that any mishap could prompt an offensive reaction from Moscow.
So, WHY is Obama deciding to have this huge exercise…which is obviously going to piss Putin off? Where was he when Putin took back the Ukraine? Where was he when he was sending his nuclear submarines off our shores? Or giving Iran uranium , with the help of Bill and Hillary Clinton of course, who basically sold our uranium mines to Russia. (Clinton’s Cash)
And whose PAYING FOR THIS? (Guess.)
And what does this have to do with Hillary and the election? Is this all about showing that Donald Trump is wrong and Hillary will be a great military leader?
AND…is it a coincidence that the Bilderberg meeting is warming up? Donald Trump must be driving them all in a panic.
There’s a lot at stake here. The elite group of politicians running the world, all leftist, all in bed with each other, all manipulation markets, and wars, and flooding their own countries with Islamists, I think, are putting their global merging plans into overdrive.
Nobody Wonders…how in the world are they going to get rid of Trump?
Clearly, Hillary has been chosen by the elites of the world to be our next President. They basically GAVE her the nomination before she even announced. And it’s no wonder. Hillary and her husband Bill have been basically selling off American assets, for the biggest corporations on the planet, and while they were doing it, they pocketed millions. (more like billions by now.)
Obama has done the same. They are simply global pimps. ( Actually, that’s a nice name.)
And then, along comes Donald Trump. I haven’t listen to the radio in the last few days, but when I turned it on today…I couldn’t believe it: Donald Trump was the same as Muhammad Ali everyone was saying.
They meant that in a BAD way. As a former entertainer I can tell you that to ‘entertain’ is no small feat. It takes quickness of mind, and practice, and guts. Hillary has none of those traits.
What do they do? Is there some kind of war room, where clever Goebel Mensa’s sit around and think of HOW to manipulate the masses?
Sure there is. I bet they have hundreds of people manipulating the message, which is, stay AWAY from the massive corruption of the Clinton’s (murders, rapes, felonies) and concentrate the discussions on the “racist” Donald Trump.
.And as if he couldn’t get any stupider, the conservative commentator said he would vote for Hillary over Trump.
I turned him off.
Nobody Also wonders about Newt Gingrich. For weeks now, Newt Gingrich was the biggest rah rah rah Trump endorser on cable TV. Everyone was saying ” He should pick Newt as his VP.”
No he shouldn’t.
Well, I guess the elites know who Donald is going to pick for his VP, because Newt has come out and jumped on the “Trump is a racist for saying that the Judge is Hispanic bias.”
Come on. He belongs to La Raza. Newt knows that. Newt’s dishonest. He just smarter than Bill and Hillary. He hasn’t been caught in too many lies. Frankly, my gut tells me that Donald Trump would not be stupid enough to pick Newt as his VP.
Nothing is real right now, and I keep thinking about this machine, who predicted that neither Hillary or Trump will be President.
It will be Bernie Sanders.
In order for the final communistic takeover, you must have complete socialism first.
So says Karl Marx.
And so, if that happens, who do we blame? Do we blame the greatest generation for not teaching their children what slavery means?
Was the brave silence of the greatest generation actually what caused Marxists/hippie/communists like Bill and Hilary Clinton to take over America? I know my parents never even talked about communist. Or the war. or what they sacrificed.
Or do we blame ourselves?
You tell me. I just wonder.
Pat Candell explains what’s at stack, if England Votes to STAY in the European Union…
It’s a brilliant rant of truth…and we here in America, are being dragged into the same tyranny…especially if Hillary gets in the White House.
The plan is: European Union, THEN North American Union, then the China Pacific Union will someday be merged into a one world government, run by unelected people who most of us won’t ever see or hear.
That’s not just a conspiracy, that’s been documented. The elites of the G-8 have been working on this for decades.
So, I’m saying a prayer that the people of England VOTE to stay in control of their own country…because what happens there, WILL effect this election.
And that’s why it’s important we fight over here.
God bless this man.
This is great. Senator Tom Cotton (R-ARK) gives Harry Reid a well deserved verbal slap down on the Senate Floor.
Really. Don’t miss this.
THIS is what we need more of. THIS is what Donald Trump is going to inspire.
Men AND women finally standing up to Harry Reid, The Clintons, Obamas, Nancy Pelosi….., and all the slim that is ruining our country.
Yes, Senator Tom Cotton wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week…for telling the truth about the good-for-nothing Harry Reid.
(And thanks to Gateway Pundit.)
Okay. Forgive me. I HAD to post this, because I couldn’t believe how much Mark Levine stole Glenn Beck’s whole TV setup right off. The books, the fireplace, the screen, the symbols of America all around him…and the BLACK glasses. All he needs to do now is get himself a replica of the Oval Office.
For god’s sake, don’t forget the black glasses. Rick Perry rushed out and got some right after he made that big blunder during the debates, to make himself look smart. Then Glenn Beck got them, and now Mark. In the 50’s if you wore black glasses you were either Jerry Lewis or a dork.
But now, it give them gravitas: Look into our eyes: WE ARE SMART—YOU…are not.
I remember when Mark kept calling up Shawn Hannity, and then, before you know it, he had his own radio program. Now, he sucked up to Glenn Beck and I’m sure Glenn has helped him get his own little TV YouTube setup…
They all think they are teaching us about the Constitution. It gives them something to do I suppose.
Whenever I see Mark now, I think of that scene in Jurassic Park and the Lawyer’s fate.
Anyway, using the founders to back Ted Cruz is something that many people fall for.
So, what do you think? Is that a ‘set’ or his actual home?
Do we care? Notice, he doesn’t bring in Ted Cruz until the VERY end.
Like dangling a cookies in front of you and then putting them back and given you broccoli.
Good luck there Mark. I would have thought you’d come up with something a big more original.
But then again…you have NEVER been known to be an original thinker, have you?
Everybody have a nice Easter? Mine was all around pretty good. Went to see the Superman VS the Batman, who, by the way, looked like a giant cartoon character out of the Lego movie. His eyes now light up.
.I kept saying, “So WHAT? I’m lost. What…what’s going on? I don’t get it.” —throughout the movie.
Let’s just say the editor was a bit drunk. I said to my husband, “Maybe the good scenes were left on the cutting room floor.” And he said, “Maybe those WERE the good scenes.”
What was my family’s comments afterward?
My husband’s was, “Did you notice how Wonder Woman’s boobs got bigger when she put on her uniform?” And the three women in the family argued about whether Ben Affleck’s body could EVER morph into the big muscles that he displayed without his Superman costume on.
My sister-in-law said, “Oh yes…that was him. They build up his body for the movie.”
And I said, “No way. That was photo shopped. Have you SEEN that body in the tabloids? He’s about as flabby as the rest of us. He drinks too much beer. No way.”
Which shows you how much the movie impressed us. Then my sister-in-law claimed that Superman and his Lois Lane had a child, and where was it? And so the arguments went into everybody trying to remember what Superman movie did THAT happen, and nobody could remember…so if nothing else the movie confused us on the historical RECORD of Superman events. I kept saying I remember them making him gay in the Comics…but nobody else remembered that.
I will say this: Ben Affleck does NOT become Bruce Wayne. He becomes, Ben Affleck in a 60 ton suit. He has the emotional range of a cucumber.
After the movie tonight I learned that I’ll have to deal with the death of Darryl in the Walking Dead. Yes, you go to the movies to ESCAPE politics, and the gloom and doom of news…and do they let you?
And speaking of the walking dead…Hillary Clinton, once again is bringing up the subject of aliens:
“It may be the only way to unite this increasingly divided world of ours … think about all the differences among people of Earth would seem small if we feel threatened by a space invader,” Clinton said.
“That’s the whole theory of ‘Independence Day. Everybody gets together and makes nice.”
WHAT? Oh sure….Isis and Al Quada will stop blowing up Christians. We’d all be down here pointing at the middle east to the aliens and going…take care of them will ya? Just zap them with something. Come on, you know they are cockroaches of the universe…go ahead.
And speaking of aliens..
What American President says this when speaking to Argentina’s youth…?
“ I think for your generation, you should be practical and just choose from what works. You don’t have to worry about whether it really fits into socialist theory or capitalist theory. You should just decide what works,” he added.
Yep. Take your pick: Capitalism or socialism? ….Socialism has never worked anywhere on the planet, but your President thinks it does.
Are you worried yet?
After that comment it’s clear what’s going on. What the world elite REALLY want is Hillary to be President, and Bernie Sanders to be her Vice President….then you have the best of both worlds: Crony fascistic capitalist, and a socialist communist!
What could go wrong?
Whatever. Hillary lost the last three states to Bernie who slaughtered her in Alaska, Hawaii, and Wisconsin, where the white privilege live.
But Hillary has the black vote so Bernie is going after…the Indians!
Sanders now appealing to Native Americans. He says Native Americans were treated “absolutely disgracefully” before “we became a country.” He says “they were lied to” and “treaties that were negotiated in good faith were broken.” He says we owe the “Native American people more than we can repay them.” He says he trailed Clinton by 60 points when the campaign started and now a national poll has him leading by a point.
I think we need a couple of sex scandals with Hillary or Bernie.
Wait. Who would have sex with either one of them?
For that matter, who would have sex with Ted Cruz?
I can think of one person: Glenn Beck. Glenn would get down on his knees for the man..
And he has.
Enough? Yes, let’s put our colored Easter Eggs all in one basket of crazy…because the men in power have all lost their frigging minds, along with some deranged parents in Connecticut at an Easter Egg hunt…and the Pope has lost his communist mind
It’s being announced that Donald Trump won the GOP debate tonight. I turned on FOX to see the comments, and it’s clear, the reporters are all losing sleep. Daddy Bush didn’t look so good either. Clearly he’s on steroids.
And then I found this video on Drudge. This man…shows what is happening all over the country.
Long ago, the ‘elites’ of the world decided to make America a “service” economy. This NAFTA, CAFTA, transformation of America didn’t just start with Obama. Our politicians teamed up with the big multinational companies and created the biggest plutocracy ever imagined. They purposely destroyed the middle class, and the money went up…to Wall Street.
It’s why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are getting the biggest crowds.
Ted Cruz, is on FOX now, talking about how only he can defeat Hillary. He is talking about Israel.
What none of them get, is that this time, it really is about the economy. This sad video, a man being replaced by a shipped-in foreigner, is why Donald Trump will continue to get support.
Our biggest companies do not care about their country anymore. It’s all about THEIR global dreams and portfolios. The Zuckerbergs, the Bill Gates, the Jeffery Immelts, the Disney, the Murdoch’s…
And Donald is not in their club.
Ted Cruz, never talks about the economy. And now, he is lying about Donald Trump’s socialized medicine.
So, uh…what is Medicare, if not socialized medicine?
It was sad to watch the debate…And Donald is right: Ted does lie.
Rubio is still…. a kid. In many ways…a kid.
The car salesmen is now selling surf boards.
And Ben Carson…shows us all that integrity still exists.
Anyway, I just wanted to post that video. A man who worked hard, did a great job, and yet, got replaced.
Welcome to the New World Order. One that Daddy Bush assured us all would be a ‘better’ place.
Bambi has left the building.
As I write this, Hillary Clinton is leading in Nevada, the funeral for Justice Anthony Scalia is over, and nothing is being said about South Carolina, which means, FOX news is hoping for a last resurrection of Jeb Bush. We shall see.
Last week Glenn Beck said that God took Justice Scalia to help Ted Cruz, then by that logic, you could say that “God” helped out Donald Trump by making the Pope attack Donald Trump on wanting to close the border to the Pope’s “flock”, who of course, will come to America, get free food and money, and in the Pope’s eyes, send more of that redistributed free money HIS way, which will also go to keeping the wall around the Vatican strong. Whatever the case, it’s been the main topic all week, and will probably bring out a lot more voters for Trump.
Nobody Flashes: And speaking of Trump, the other attacks last week on the Donald, have been about Trump wanting the “mandate” in Obamacare which he did say he supported, and then, said no, he did NOT, he would repeal it ALL. Trump, is NOT a long-winded speaker, another one of his many fine points. Trump then went for the “I WILL DEFEND THE COUNTRY” vote by saying that Apple should be forced to give the government what it wanted, which would give the government the right to tap into everybody’s phone. Nobody Thinks, either Donald is too busy campaigning his ‘strong on defense” message to look at the issue, or he will make a correction like he did with Obamacare. We’ll see.
Nobody’s Perfect: We continue to see Hillary struggle, not only with her coughing fits, but with her desperate attempts to draw a crowd bigger than the lens of a camera. Although, in Harry Reid’s state of Nevada, the mob will no doubt get her out on top, if only by a margin. Bill got the prostitute votes, so she should be thankful that his hard work on women finally paid off. .
Nobody Reports: Obama committed another “first” as president this week. He did NOT go Justice Scalia’s funeral with everybody else, because he really can’t be bothered. Add that to his long lists of “firsts” as President. Obama has made a Kingship out of the Presidency, which, by the way, is just fine with Jeb Bush.
Nobody Knows: And speaking of Jeb Bush, it seems his mother is now running for him. During the Townhall debates on CNN last week, they showed more head shots of her than him. Donald was right when he said, “She should be running.” So…does MOM really run the Bush Family? Who knew?
Nobody Wins: Did anybody notice how they literally kicked Carly Fiorina out of the debates? She was way out ahead of John Kasichbob…and yet, they quietly shoved her aside, “They” being the elites who run the media. Not to mention, after every last debate, NOBODY even mentions anything Ben Carson says. He might as well be a ghost up there. Nobody Wins when the cable networks decide who gets talked after the debates.
Nobody Wonders: With Scalia dying, when will the firestorm for picking the next Supreme Court justice start? You KNOW Obama is going to bring in some kind of ‘colored’ member. I will be completely astonished if he appoints a ‘white’ person. And speaking of astonishments, when Sandra Day O’Conner, a Reagan appointee, suggested that Obama be nominated, I myself wondered what she had been smoking…out in that desert land of Arizona.
Nobody’s Fool: My favorite man of the week, was a Trump Supporter, who owned his own hardware store in South Carolina, and gave a smashing thumbs-up support to Donald Trump on CNN, even though the CNN reporter tried desperately hard to debunk Trump. Also, there were two other VETS who got up and supported Donald Trump at one of his Townhall meetings, and they were great too. I think those two vets pretty much erased all the big-shot generals supporting Jeb Bush. Sorry…in this election, vets trump generals.
Nobody Remembers: In 1876 The Supreme court of Ohio, held that a ‘true man” was not “obligated to fly from an assailant “and could kill him in self-defense. The right to stand ground was written in granite by the US federal Supreme Court in 1921. The code of the West was sanctified by law.
HO000-yaw. Let’s keep it. Let the swarms of Muslim radicals coming in on the Obama train be warned.
It’s 76 degrees in Missouri today, and I picked up all my gum balls off my long driveway. Somewhere in the halls of gum ball history, I hold the record of most gum balls picked up by a human being in 2 hours. I filled up five big trash cans.
I’d like to see Hillary do that. In fact, I’d like to see Hillary become the first gum ball to get thrown out into the yard waste trash. And I will end that on a good note.
I was standing in line at the Dollar Store today, when I saw a familiar headline…a headline that has been on the front cover of most all the tabloids for many years: Princess Diana was murdered.
Well, I believe it. Why not?
As I open up and read it, it said that Diana’s sons had dug up the body, and it was found out, that Diana survived that crash in Paris, but was killed by lethal injection on the way to the hospital, on the orders of her estranged husband Prince Charles.
Come on. The whole WORLD thought she had been killed by him. She was dating a Muslin and rumor had it, was carrying his child. She had TOLD friends that she was afraid she was going to be killed in a car accident. I remember that night…in any other car accident the ambulance would have been there within 20 minutes, but Diana sat there for hours. It was blamed on the “paparazzi”…and then the Prince married his sweetheart (who was married and couldn’t give him royal babies) and they lived happily ever after.
(Nothing to see here, move on.)
The real press would NEVER even doubt that it was an ‘accident.’ But the tabloids, and the people of the world, thought otherwise.
Tonight on Drudge, it is being reported that Anthony Scalia, the only true constitutionalist conservative left on the Supreme Court, died…peacefully in his sleep…with a pillow on his head.
He was “hunting.” At 79, and he had ‘health’ issues we were told. BUT…
Like Princess Diana it took HOURS for authorities in ‘remote’ West Texas to find a justice of the peace. Both of them were not to be found. When they did find one, she pronounced him dead without even seeing him, and did NOT order an autopsy.
That alone points to a cover up.
(Nothing to see here…move on.)
AND YET…somehow they managed to find SIX bodyguards to get him back to Washington D.C. for his funeral. God forbid anybody find out what really killed the man.
In real life, circumstantial evidence will stand up in a court of law…but in politics, unless you actually have an audio tape of Hillary Clinton ordering the kill of a Supreme Court Justice in order to save her efforts to become President, then you pretty much have to accept that it will all go away.
Why do I think it was the Clintons behind this? (Or the people who want Hillary to be President?) Two reasons: One…Hillary is on her last hope. She needs ammunition, and the democrats always go through the courts to get their way, because they can’t get their ‘progressives” mandates done any other way…it has to be through judges. The Clintons are lawyers first, and they use delay, and they shred evidence, they lie, they cheat, and…they get the courts to pull off their dirty deeds.
RUSH LIMBAUGH once made this observation of Bill Clinton :
Bill Clinton in one of his first acts after being inaugurated, crowned, whatever, 1993, fired all 93 US attorneys. This is quite common. You get your own people in there. These are appointed positions. Now, the thing with Clinton was, he was aiming for one US attorney, and that was the guy in Arkansas, the guy in Little Rock. I forget what it was about, but Clinton wanted the guy gone, and to cover or mask the fact that he was aiming at one single guy, got rid of all 93.
And let’s not forget all the dead people surrounding the Clinton Dynasty.
After Diana, who can forget how conveniently young JFK Jr.’s plane went down, paving the way for Hillary to become Senator from New York.
JFK Jr was planning on running for that position. What a break for Hillary that was. She could NEVER had beaten JFK Jr. in a Senate race…never.
Obama can now nominate a liberal and the United States will be changed forever, because with the President and the liberal Supreme Court, conservatives will never see the light of day again, and Hillary…Hillary will have her ammunition to beat the GOP candidate to death on their racist and prejudices right up until election day.
Our guns will be taken. EVEYRONE will be required to pay for abortions, affirmative action will be a permanent American mandate, and of course, the global government utopian climate change tax, will become law. And so many other things…with Scalia not there to block them, we are even more doomed.
IF his ‘demise’ was helped out by secret operatives, what a bonanza of political gain for Hillary. Killing men in Benghazi was easy, do you really think an old conservative Supreme Court justice would even bother her?
And TWO: The look on Obama’s face…when he announced that he would be nominating someone soon:
That looks said: “If they can kill a Supreme Court nominee…they could kill me.”
The pillow on the head was a nice touch.
The only person who can put Hillary in jail is Obama.
There was no need for a horse head. Just a nice soft pillow. Very subtle message, but by the looks of Obama’s face, it hit home.
Am I reading too much into this?
Perhaps. NSA I apologize. Surely the good and wise Hillary Clinton would never do such a thing. NO…I certainly am over my head. Really, I had too much pork for dinner. Forgive me.
BUT….Throughout history…Kings and powerful people have made a habit of having people murdered to protect their claim to the throne. What this Nobody canot believe, is that most people think…that no leaders in any part of Western world would kill their enemies with stealth, or poison, or a well timed plane crash.
And they believe this because those leaders tell them they are beyond reproach.
Anthony Scalia may have just died a peaceful death.
Princess Diana may have just been a bad car accident
JFK Jr. was a TERRIBLE pilot.
Vince Foster really just wanted to kill himself.
And sometimes, the elephant in the room, turns into a lovely bunny rabbit and hops away.
What a wonderful world that would be. And wouldn’t it be grand if we all lived in it?
—-If at any time in American History, our military men were made to APOLOGISE publicly to the enemy for going into their territory, whether by mistake or on purpose. Now, America apologizes, because “President” Obama feels one should not insult Iran.
Was this another Obama American FIRST?
—-Why anybody in St. Louis is upset that the Rams will be moving back to Los Angeles? They were a crummy team anyway, and even though St. Louis is an incredible baseball town because of our excellent baseball teams thanks to Auggie Busch, football was never our thing. The Democrats were pushing a new stadium for union jobs, so the taxpayers are happy…unless of course, the democrats decide to build a stadium anyway. I wouldn’t put it pass them. Politicians make big bucks of the revenue, so they always push it. President George W. Bush helped get his good buddies a new baseball stadium when brought he Cardinal franchise from the Busch family.
—- Nobody Wonders why the game Monopoly doesn’t add a few baseball teams on to its board. Put the New York Yankees right near Boardwalk.
–If Hillary is upset that her favorite news channel, Al Jazeera, is going to shut down during an election year when she needs them the most. I’m pretty happy about it.
NEW YORK — Al Jazeera America will shut down its operations in the United States by the end of April, the company told employees in a meeting on Wednesday.
___If Justice Ruth Ginsberg used drugs to stay awake during Obama’s State of the Union speech, and did she realize how un-American she looked giving Obama a big fat hug in front of the world?
—If an illegal immigrant wins the Powerball will he be deported first? And if one DOES win, how many citizens of America are going to be really pissed off?
—-How come Rand Paul was delegated out of the next debate when he does better in the polls than Jeb Bush? (Well…we all KNOW the answer to that)
—If Bernie Sanders is going to be our next President? Some “Bible code machine’ which was developed by two men…who SWEAR it’s accurate, predicted that Bernie Sanders would be our next President. If that’s true, then it should also be able to pick the winning Powerball numbers right? And can we smash it?
—-How many people realize that the reason the Rhino is almost extinct is because the men from Yemen have killed them all off because they like to have the horns to make knife holders for their weapons. And will Obama blame the disappearance of the Rhino’s on global warming?
Can John Kerry get any more idiotic?
—How do you get RID of Publishers Clearing House junk mail?
—If my readers will ever forgive me for attacking David Bowie’s music on his deathbed…after all, we all have our favorites. I happen to really like the music of African pygmies, which I’m sure not many people could stomach pass the first song.
___How Obama can say the State of the Union is good, when Flint, Michigan has lead in its water, and last week, over 83 million gallons of sewage was poured into the very radioactive Cold Water Creek near my house..
–what’s’ in my shower water?
–should I even TAKE a shower?
—-And most important…question of the week.
–if we can’t deport Nikki Haley… can we ‘fire’ her?
—if I flash this EXCELLENT rant just before the weekend coming up, right?
I just can’t get enough of this man.
Enjoy! Really. I’m playing it again.