Joyanna Adams

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It’s Come Down To This: Clydesdales, or Syrian Refugees?

Nobody Wonders

How can the Dmocrats, destroy President’s Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court? Neil Gorsuch, by all accounts, is probably the most perfect man that ever walked the planet. His resume would make him overqualified even to be the captain of Starfleet.  Even Captain Kirk would give him a spot as second-in-command.  Spock would have a hard time winning an argument. neil-gorsuch

After last weeks liberal scream fest, THIS is going to be a down right pleasure to witness—- the Democrats that is, talking trash about the man.….and speaking of witnessing, the headlines tonight prove that times are getting crazier and crazier.

Headlines:

 Breitbart: DEMS: Trump ‘stole” Neil Gorsuch Seat from Obama:

Nobody Says: Hey, Obama appointed two liberals to the court, and after Scalia’s very ‘sudden’ death, they hurried through a lot of progressive nonsense. Not to mention, Obama got Obamacare approved.  We can’t help it if old lady Ginsberg wouldn’t retire for her ‘progressive’ party. Too bad.

Nobody Wonders why there aren’t at least age limits on some of those old geezer’s. I think that after 80 they should be MADE to retire.  Make that a rule for Congress too. If we can’t get term limits, than after 80…you need to take your pensions and go.  

Breitbart: USA Today’s Sportswriter bashes Tom Brady Praises Colin Kaepernick.baby-confused-1

Nobody Says: Leave it to a woman to be so clueless as to the nature of men’s ‘courage.’ Nancy Armour, sports writer of USA Today, actually said that the courageous Colin Kaepernick was being blamed for the falling ratings of football viewership, and it’s not his fault.

 To expose your own stupidity to the world by writing something so obviously stupid, that in itself… took courage. Get down on one knee there, Nancy Armour.  Guess what? The American Flag really doesn’t care who you are, but we do.  

Breitbart: Budweiser Super Bowl Ad: Ugly Americans Harass Hero Immigrant, who turned out to be BUSCH the beer maker.

Nobody Says: The immigrants of old, are NOT the refugees of today. Propaganda in your beer commercial?  Their stock went down. Why buy BUD when there is Sam Adams Beer, right guys? I hope the Clydesdale kick them a new one.

Syrians are NOT immigrants. They are “refugees.” (That’s the story anyway.)

 Promoting Syrians is the latest fad: Every single morning this last week, my local radio host is telling sobbing stories about how the Syrians need our help here. They need houses, and work, and jobs! He spends an hour trying to get those little dollars out of our grubby little hands. He says that one little Syrian girl can now, having been here for some time, READ HARRY POTTER! OMG! Next thing you know, she’ll be building radios with bomb buttons and Obama will come to our little town and give her a hug. Muslims HATE our President so, therefore, we must get as many in our country as possible.

I know birds smarter than that. Really.

Nobody Wonders how much he is getting paid to beg for Syrian charity.

The other headlines are even more laughable: Oprah is going to get a spot on 60 minutes where she will reveal just much “Trump” hates Muslims. Whoopi thinks he is worse than the Taliban. Madeline Albright says the Statue of Liberty is crying….and just about everyone who thinks that their big global money purse is going to dry up, plan on suing Trump.

And now that we’ve learned that Lady Gaga and the Hamilton Cast is going to perform at halftime, will anybody watch it? Will they be able to resist NOT watching them all trash our President?

Nobody Knows…but here is a picture of Gaga without her makeup….remember this at halftime, if she happens to open up her trashy mouth.

Consider…the REAL source.

Lady Gaga WO Makeup.

Lady Gaga WO Makeup.

 

 

January 31, 2017 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody is Singing Like a Deplorable Hillbilly, Senator Graham.

Nobody’s Opinion.

“You’ve got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a Hillbilly.”

                                                                                    Hank Williams

Lindsey Graham and John McCain have been on a Russian bashing tear, and so I decided to write him a letter. (Go ahead NSA…pass it on.)lindsay-one


Dear Lindsey Graham.

I realize you could care less about the opinions of the American people, but I would like to use this moment to explain why I am totally offended by your recent statement on Trump supporters and the Russian “hacking” event:

“To my Republican friends who are gleeful, you’re making a huge mistake. When Wikileaks released information during the Bush years about the Iraq War that was embarrassing to the administration, that put our troops at risk most Democrats condemned it, some celebrated it. Most Republicans are condemning what Russia did and to those who are gleeful it you’re a political hack. You’re not a Republican and you’re not a patriot.”

He added, “When one party is compromised all of us are compromised. And here’s what I’m going to do with Senator McCain, we will introduce sanctions that are bipartisan that go beyond the sanctions today against Russia that will hit them in the financial sector and the energy sector where they’re the weakest. And we’re going to give President Trump an opportunity to make Russia pay a price for interfering in our elections so it will deter others in the future. I hope you will take advantage of it.”

Perhaps you have no understanding of WHY the American people are on the side of Trump. Obviously, you were too busy eating prime rib, and dining at the finest Southern Plantations during the last 40 years to comprehend the America outside of Washington, D.C..

1st: We are not “gleeful” about Russia. We would be ‘gleeful’ if you would stop warmongering us all to attack Russia. As Trump said, anybody who wants to NOT get along with Russia is stupid.lindsey-graham

2nd: We know that even if Russia did try to influence our election, it’s our politician’s fault for letting people who have NO business whatsoever working for the government. These people should not hold our highest offices.

If you would like a list of these people, contact my secretary.

Hillary should have been prosecuted for this felony, and yet you, Mr. Graham, Joe Biden lover, Jeb Bush buddy, decided to go after Russia instead of the woman who did not protect us.

It wasn’t Hillary? It was the democratic party? It was Hillary.

The politicians who do NOT protect our national grid from our enemies are the traitors…not the American people. And the ones who want to start a war over something that was gross incompetence on their part is the one who should be fired from his job.

I remember the Vietnam war. Our politicians wasted lives, and money. The Iraq war put the country in dire debt and ALSO wasted trillions, and blame who you want, but it wasn’t the American people’s fault.

Politicians get us into wars, they profit, and we suffer.

It’s the same old game, and we are tired of it.

“We have to fight over there, so that the fight will not come here.” lindsey-two

(That line doesn’t work for us anymore when you have invited them all to COME here.)

Obama has put the whole world on fire, and what did YOU do about this Mr. Graham?

Nothing. You did more to try to get Bill Clinton impeached, and NOT for his despicable crime of given plutonium to N. Korea, who, by the way, is actually more of a threat to us than Russia.

Where were YOU when China stole all our nuclear and military technology when Bill Clinton was President?  You were there, serving in Congress…. Where were you?

Silent.

Here’s something you said: “Most republicans are condemning what Russia did.”

Guess what? Most Americans do not trust either party anymore. Most Americans have now become Independents, and the ONLY reason the Republicans won as many seats as they did in the last election, was because of one man: Donald J. Trump.

Donald Trump is, an independent, who owes no party anything.

Now, Mr. Graham: I suggest if you fear Russia so much, you pass a bill to protect our electrical grid. One EMP over the center of the United States and 90 million will die within a year.

That’s what all the experts say.

But nooooooooooooooooo, you are bent on going after Russia.

Americans were GLAD to read the emails on Wikileaks. We found out how Hillary and Bill used the office she held to rack in millions of dollars.

You should be outraged at her corruption, but you, are not. You are outraged by Russia? Then we don’t need you anymore, we are outraged that YOU Senator, didn’t do your job.

So, therefore, Mr. Graham, Senator Graham… it’s YOU that is the unpatriotic traitor.hillibilly

You.

You may be a clever lawyer Mr. Graham, but this nobody, along with the many people who voted for Trump, just don’t believe the government anymore.

You all lie. And we suffer.

Now, the South has an expression…You have to eat a lot of mule manure to sing like a hillbilly.

And ever since you’ve been in office, there’s been so much mule manure that has come out of your mouth, the whole country is now singing like a hillbilly.

I suggest you get a good bar of soap, and clean out your ears…we’ve just started singing, and the moon is full—we are going to be here for a while, so sit back and go Batsh*t crazy!

Sincerely,

Joyanna Adams

 

January 8, 2017 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Tucker Carlson

Nobody’s Fool

I’ve been watching this nice young man for I don’t know how many years on the liberal channels. Now, he’s taking over Megyn Kelly’s spot on FOX, in primetime.

Great job Tucker.

He’s actually really fun to watch. I enjoyed this whole montage, but especially the first one…look at Cindy McCain’s face.

It’s priceless. I bet she got right off the set and called Daddy.

Tucker has his own style— the immortal frat boy who is at the top of his class…always ready to debate any subject.

He carefully lays out the arguments that we all WISHED would have happened when we went to college.

Heck, we’ve been wanting somebody to say this stuff to the liberal idiots for years in real life.

He debates. With logic. With kindness. With clarity.

I think he’s super.

So, congratulations Tucker! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for being the man who we will all enjoy watching for years to come.

 

January 5, 2017 Posted by | politics | | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows…What the Meaning of “Dictator” is to the Left.

Nobody Knows—

The Huffington Post is all huffy about Donald Trump’s making money off his businesses while President.hillary-and-saudi

How can the left can ever expect to get a conviction on Donald Trump, after the money laundering done throughout the decades by the Clintons? It’s amazing isn’t it? The democrats commit the crimes, and everyone remains silent. And then they redirect the attention to some conservative that they SAY is committing the same crime, and are outraged: 99% of the time about it, while the conservative is innocent.

I don’t care HOW many votes she won: she should be in jail. Martha Stewart was sent away for far less.


—How the left can say that Donald Trump will be a dictator, when Barack Obama is going to block the Artic and the Atlantic for drilling forever, and just before his next golf game, he pardoned another 29,459 prisoners, and let in another 2 or so million immigrants…okay. So the numbers are not exact. They might as WELL be. Because it’s about the same impact. The new attack on Trump is that he is going to be a dictator, as if OBAMA…wasn’t. In fact, Obama plans to keep dictating AFTER he leaves.

So, same as above: THEY are committing the crime (of dictator) and they are sure Trump will be one.obama-dictator-3

Oh…and according to Glenn Beck and Sam Bee, free speech will be no longer. Unless of course, it’s done by people like them. To join in the fan club against Trump, they ate each other’s head.

On a cake. Yeah, it was stupid. I think Glenn is trying to get on SNL.


—How the Tony Bennett Birthday special ending up becoming another civil rights for black’s moments in between the singers?

Bob Dylan STILL can’t sing, but neither can the guy from Hamilton.

Lady Gaga on the other hand, gets better every day, and Nobody Knows how that must drive Madonna crazy.bill-and-hillary-fingers


—How in the WORLD an ex-President got picked to be an elector for his wife? Bill Clinton had “tears” in his eyes as he cast his vote, because he was afraid of what would happen to him if he didn’t.

You want to talk about dictatorships…..Is it me? Shouldn’t an X President be banned from being an elector?

God, we really did dodge a bullet.


—How Angela Merkel ever came to the conclusion that changing her country from Christian to Muslim was a good idea. Sure, she wanted to replace the work force, but did it ever occur to her that Christians don’t like to be run over by Mac Trucks in the meantime? Why are these leaders NOT held responsible for the crimes that they commit against their own citizens? (I know, stupid question.)

And one more thing….germany


Nobody Knows that after the first victory at Saratoga, in our war for Independence, Sam Adams gave a rousing Speech at York, where he proposed that the victory was due to God, and that we should declare December 18 as a “a day of Thanksgiving.”

A few historians credit Sam Adams with starting Thanksgiving as a national holiday.

So, next time you hear that we were not founded as a Christian nation here’s a little fact you can refute that with:

On September 11th, 1777, Congress, still in Philadelphia, voted to order the importation of 20,000 Bibles. The committee appointed said that “the use of the Bible is so universal and its importance is so great.” And on the morning after Sam Adams speech, two Chaplains were appointed to Congress.samueladamsfaithquote3

Guess What Obama? Your dream of a Muslim American nation, is probably…NOT going to happen.

Sorry. If it’s Allah VS Jesus in America? Something tells me, the fight is already over.

 

December 20, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Donald Trump Was Right…We Might Get Tired of Winning! (not)

Nobody Flashes

It’s begun—- The “We don’t have to take your crap anymore” revolution, and Donald Trump is leading the way. kelloggs

Donald Trump has inspired the American people and the Trump movement is alive and kicking. For EXAMPLE:

First: Kellogg trashed the conservative website Breitbart, and we all found out that Kellogg was giving money to George Soros, and Black Lives Matter. Brietbart started a petition to boycott their products and their stock went down. The liberals are all screaming that companies now can’t have an opinion, well, sure they can. But when they insult half their customers, the customers can do what their forefathers did.

Throw those Rice Krispies and Pop Tarts in the Boston harbor!

Okay. Just don’t buy them. They’re not that good for you anyway.  Imagine what they would do to the poor fish.

Companies might start keeping their mouths shut. They will lose money on this one. Americans’ are learning.

Our forefathers refused the British Tea…..why can’t we refuse to endorse their products?

Count: Victory One.


Second: Rosie O’Donnell, who is so horrified that Donald Trump is President, had to put her little dig in to Donald Trump by  retweeting some video that had been posted by an autistic man named James, and it basically said that Trump’s youngest son Barron was autistic.

He isn’t. But Rosie just couldn’t help herself…and didn’t care.

James put up this lovely apology, which was the right thing to do.

 

Rosie, also apologized to Melania….which is a miracle in itself, but you can bet Rosie would have lost MILLIONS in a lawsuit. Still, on her ‘blog’ she says this:

in 55 kids is an epidemic
donald and i agree on that
and not much else
i feel he is a clear and present danger

(What? Good god.)

for those who felt me a horror
what can i say
humans we
try r very best and fail often

(We just think you’re stupid. Don’t worry about it.)

peace out
as we try to save democracy
from this madman
who thinks OUR country is his

(Boy, where were YOU doing the election Rosie? Guess you have your hands full with your autistic child. That must be it.)

Second victory: Trump didn’t put up with this crap of them saying his son was autistic. Fine example for us all.

Rosie apologizing to the new First Lady? That’s not something anybody expected is it now?


Third: Some brats at a college in New Hampshire, were so mad at the election of Donald Trump, they burned the American flag. The idiots who run the place were with them: President Lash earlier excused the students saying the flag represented “a powerful symbol of fear they’ve felt all their lives because they grew up in marginalized communities, never feeling safe.”

Well, the Vets were not going to take this crap, so hundreds of veterans protested the college for taking the flag down.vets-and-flag

It is now, back up and flying. Basically, the college liberals running the campus caved in.

They didn’t expects the veterans to act.

So, it’s all good— Thanks to our Vets and all they do for us, and for showing those idiots in New Hampshire the real meaning of country. 

Victory three…I love getting used to this. Donald said we might get tired of winning…didn’t he? I might have to start a new column called, Nobody’s Victories, if this keep up.

Enjoy your weekend!

 

 

December 2, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Thaddeus Dionne Alexander!

Nobody’s Fool

This week, a new video star was born…a regular Nobody, a man who NAILS the current riots and liberals in less than 2 minutes.

I really enjoyed this warrior of truth, this straight talker. I was listening to him and wanting more.

So, Congratulations Mr. Alexander! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.

And I have a feeling you will be in contention for the Nobody’s Fool Award of the year!

Enjoy!

November 16, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

‘There’s No ALLAH In BaseBall!”

Nobody Knows…bill-and-borris

What I learned today:

Did you know that Bill Clinton and Dick Morris worked hard to help Borris Yelstin’s campaign in Russia, against the KGB pick of Putin, and that Dick thinks Putin HAS Hillary’s emails (because she didn’t protect her server) and is waiting to use them at the right moment to get back at Bill for hurting HIS election in Russia?

(Mr. Morris…good thing they only got him on the toe-sucking. He’s one of the few people who worked for the Clintons that has actually survived.)

Did you know that after the Mexican War, we had our troops in Mexico City, and we could have taken ALL of Mexico, but we didn’t. We gave half of it back, worked out a treaty deciding the new borders, and paid off their $15 million dollar debt?mexican-war

(Imagine if we had KEPT it. Spanish might be only spoken in Cuba by now.)

Did you know that the President of the San Francisco Board of Education wants ‘Washington’ And ‘Jefferson’ banned as school names, because the founders had slaves?

(By that reasoning, no schools should be named Obama either. He is importing thousands of slaves into our country daily.)

Did you know that Target’s stock has dropped 18 percent in seven weeks due to their new all gender bathroom rules, and the stockholders are pissed off about it?

(Did you know that the CEO of Target is a big Hillary fan? Think he cares?)

Did you know that Bill Clinton now says that Hillary just had the flu?

(Even though the flu IS contagious…and they are saying Hillary is NOT.)

Did you know that Oliver Stone thinks that the hacked emails of the DNC were an inside job, not done by Russia?trump-in-flint

(So who hacked Colin Powell? RNC?)

Did you hear the latest great quote by Donald Trump?

“Now are cars made in Mexico and you can’t drink the water in Flint.”

(Right, that great quote made the lady black pastor so mad, she treated Trump like he was some kind of low life. She would have NEVER done that to Hillary.)

Did you hear that Colin Powell (in his ‘hacked’ emails) doesn’t like either candidate and called Trump a “national disgrace”? He also remarked that Bill was “still dicking bimbos at home?”

(Just at home? Really? What? So Hillary can keep him out of public restrooms?)

Did you know that Colin Powell voted for Obama twice?

(Scary to know that he was Secretary of State…and with an IQ like that it’s no WONDER they messed up Iraq. Once this man had a decent reputation. Now we know he is just another elite, greedy, STUPID, snob. God help us.)powell-and-hillary

Did you know that Hillary’s doctor said that Hillary “Has not developed any NEW medical condition besides pneumonia this year?”

(What are her old medical conditions we may ask? They are so CLEVER with their words.)

Did you know that if you commit a felony, you can just claim the 5th before Congress, and nothing will happen to you? In fact, you don’t even have to show up when subpoenaed.

(Repeat after me: Congress is worthless…let’s stop paying them.)

Did you know that Colin Powell basically admitted that Alex Jones has been right all along? That the rich get together every single year, and discuss the world and how they are going to rule it in the Bohemian Grove?

Here is Powell’s full July 24, 2016 email, which was hacked by DCLeaks and accessed by Breitbart News via a password provided to this reporter by the hacking group:

Peter, I am back from the Bohemian Grove. Surprise, surprise, I sat next
to Stephen Harper a couple of times and had a nice discussion.  Grove
attendees know that Trump is a disaster. Most will vote against, but quite
a few will not vote for Hillary and will vote for a third party candidate.bill-dicking

And did you know that I happen to think that Colin Powell is probably GLAD those emails got out? 

Come on. This propaganda, misinformation stuff is getting so obvious it’s almost laughable.

And one more thing…did you know that now, in America, they are using baseball stadiums for Muslims to pray?angel-stadium

Where’s Tom Hanks when you need him?

There’s no ALLAH in baseball!

 

 

September 14, 2016 Posted by | political races, politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Jeff Foxworthy…Tell the US to WAKE UP!

Nobody Gets Email:

Here’s an example of the common sense that America used to have in abundance, and Jeff Foxworthy has boatloads of it.

(Thanks to Kris) brilliant

You can’t get better than this:

Enjoy!


By Jeff Foxworthy:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.laughing monkey

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.confused baby two

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION!

 

LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! 

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER  ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. puzzle baby

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

 

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!! …… FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

IT’S TIME TO WAKEUP America!Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

August 14, 2016 Posted by | politics | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: How a Politician Works

Nobody’s Email:

Even though the last week brought heartache to America, it’s important that we remember…

We must live our lives and keep up our spirit, our hopes, and go on.

Remember, generations before us have had to deal with MUCH worse.  We must NOT give in to Obama’s plans of a race war so that he can keep in office…which is what it seems he has planned.

Come on…do you really think he wants Hilary to be President? Look at this picture: She is hungry for his job

He is thinking: “I HAVE to give up Air Force One? Will Bill let me on HIS plane?”

Hillary and Obama eating

So, in the continued promise of taking Saturday off…

Here’s a clever joke…about politicians.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to madmemere)

*********************
I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”
He said “NO!”

I told him it’s Bill Gates daughter.
He said “OKAY!”

I contacted Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry
my son!”
He said “NO.”

Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank.
He said “OKAY.”

Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make
my son CEO of the Bank.
He said “NO.”

Told him my son was Bill Gates Son-in-Law.
He said “OKAY.”

And That’s Exactly how Politics work.

Hillay saved

July 9, 2016 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: An American Divorce

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s another great read that I just have to reprint;

It was written by a young college law student..and if he doesn’t go into law, he certainly would be a great writer.  Libearl charity

Enjoy!

(Thanks to madmemere)


 

This appears to be an excellent way to set our country on the right path!

JG The person who wrote this is a college law student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT- – WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

The person who wrote this is a college law student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. Liberal four

We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the smart diverse and conservative Governors like Susanna Martinez & Niki Haley, greedy CEO’s and rednecks and you can keep Jerry Brown, Bernie Sanders & e-mail Hillary.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you CNBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks, war protesters, Black Lives Matter people and all the sanctuary cities.

— When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help protect & provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors who’re willing to forego payment.

–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”, and a whole slew of Country songs. –I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” , “We Are the World”, & all of the anti establishment Rap songs.

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.Liberal two

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Al Sharpton, Alan Grayson, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let’s Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!

July 1, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Don’t Listen to the Fabricated Crap: Independence Day Resurgence Was GOOD. (And other stuff)

Nobody Flashes

Well, the Brexit certainly gave the rich elite a major headache, and they have threaten the whole WORLD with economic doom, because you see, they have all the real wealth, and they plan to make us pay…for the losses that just occurred on their stock portfolios’.Independence Resurgence

I had to laugh at some of the gloom and doom being thrown around the cable show, especially the one where they kept saying, “We could go into another rescission!”

Ha ha ha…When did we ever come out? Tonight my husband and I went to see Independence Day Resurgence and the afternoon tickets costs were $34 dollars. Add $18.50 onto that for a small popcorn, small coke, and a bag of licorice and tell me…is it any WONDER the place was empty?

By the way, the movie was fun, and not ‘terrible” as everyone is saying. I enjoyed it. If you liked the first one, you’ll like THIS one. I have NO idea why everyone is trashing it…I guess there wasn’t enough liberal propaganda in it. Or maybe it was because the militant female President made the ‘wrong’ call and attacked a friendly alien, and London was destroyed.

Yeah, that could be some of it. Plus the U.S. always looks strong in it.

Anyway…

Trump is the new Hitler. Trump is the new devil. Trump..MUST be defeated or all is lost. The Brits have driven a huge defeat to the global snobs, and they are filled with fear.

It’s pretty obvious why…forget their grand designs of a NWO, it’s the same old..thing. They are worried about their MONEY! Well..hey! Good!

America pumps money into every country in the world, and protects half of the world, and if Trump is President…oh my…the billionaires might have to become simple millionaires, and Saudi Arabians will have to start learning how to fend for themselves. They might have to go back to having just five mansions, and TWO yachts.

Just for a taste of the viciousness that is coming Trump’s way…here’s a few sample that happened in the last few days:


Remember the folk singing Martin O’Malley? The one who was going to challenge Hillary to be President?Martin O'Malley

O’Malley said, “President Obama doesn’t say this about all Republicans but he does say rightly that Donald Trump is a bigot. Donald Trump is a racist. Donald Trump in fact is making fascist appeals. That’s why many self-respecting Republicans are not supporting Donald Trump for president. Look, being president of the United States is the toughest job in the world and I can tell you, as someone who has worked with Secretary Clinton and competed against her that she is a tough person who is ready to do this job. Donald Trump is an unstable charlatan who is appealing to the worst instincts in people, and I believe ultimately the American people are going to reject that. This is a very different sort of candidacy. This is not the party of Lincoln.”

First…the democrats LOVE to play with words. They are constantly calling Donald a “Fascist” which is what they considered Hitler to be, which THEY say is on the far-right.

Facist

But that’s not true. Fascism is far left…just left of Socialism. Hillary and Obama are more fascistic than Trump will ever be. Fascism was brought into use because of Mussolini:

Here’s a few tidbits about a REAL fasist:Mussolini

Born to a socialist father, Mussolini was named after leftist Mexican President Benito Juárez. In his articles and speeches, Mussolini preached violent revolution, praised famed communist thinker Karl Marx and criticized patriotism. In 1912 he became editor of Avanti! (Forward!), the official daily newspaper of Italy’s Socialist Party. But he was expelled from the party two years later over his support for World War I. By 1919 a radically changed Mussolini had founded the fascist movement, which would later become the Fascist Party. As a socialist youth, Mussolini declared himself an atheist and railed against the Catholic Church, going so far as to say that only idiots believed Bible stories and that Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene were lovers

Okay, and then there’s all the democratic liberal professors, mostly black, who hold no bars on their attack:

They say Trump is supporting “white racist supremacist nationalism.”

Which means, all white people who LOVE their country, and don’t want it to turn into Mexico or Mecca are racist.

Insane..right?Hank Paulson

And in CASE you Sander’s supporters are thinking about voting for Hillay, how about this from Hank Paulson…the Goldman Sachs President who was the guy, who made YOU and I bail out Wall Street.

Hank Paulson, George W. Bush’s treasury secretary, who presided over both the meltdown of the U.S. economy and the subsequent bailout of his close friends and associates, has endorsed Hillary Clinton — citing his belief that she’d be more likely to enact globalist policies on trade and immigration as part of the reason for his endorsement.

Paulson also posits that Clinton would be more likely to cut Americans’ medicare and social security, which Paulson cites as a top priority following the financial collapse he helped to create.

You have to wonder…how can people BE so stupid?


Another idiot, George Will, is beside himself and is leaving the GOP party. George Will knows more about baseball than the world outside his mansion in Georgetown….I’m just assuming he lives in Chevy Chase or next to Hillary’s houses, said said this about Trump:George Will

“Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House.”

It’s happening:  the RINO’s are going to start campaigning for Hillary. They don’t give a DAMN about the Supreme Court Justices she will appoint, ALL they care about is their money.


And let’s not forget, Harry Potter’s REAL mother: J.K. Rowling…who says Trump is worse than Voldemort. (Please.)

“If you seek the removal of freedoms from an opponent simply on the grounds that they have offended you, you have crossed a line to stand alongside tyrants who imprison, torture and kill on exactly the same justifications,” Rowling said in her speech.JK Rowlings

WHAT? Trump is going to stand along tyrants that torture and kill?

I think she’s been in the world of witchcraft for WAY too long. Bit of Dolores Umbridge in that one.


And then there’s Bruce Springsteen, the “Born in the U.S.A” who held signs up saying “Fuck Trump.”

So, the top one percenters are complaining. They don’t complain when their products are sold in China., or Saudi Arabia, where people truly ARE tortured.

In the meantime, the rest of us, just go on.

And soon, it will be America’s turn to say, hey Bruce! Hey Will! Hey Hank! Hey O’Malley!

Get off America’s stage.

 

June 26, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Obama BRINGS out NATO! Take that Trump!

Nobody Wonders

What in the Sam Hill is Obama doing on the golf course, every single day? What kind of secret ‘war’ is he planning? Ever since Trump made the statement that he thought NATO was outdated, I guess Obama decided to show Donald Trump whose boss. This weekend NATO is have the biggest military exercise probably ever done.

The 10-day military exercise, involving 31,000 troops and thousands of vehicles from 24 countries, has been welcomed among NATO’s allies in the region, though defense experts warn that any mishap could prompt an offensive reaction from Moscow.NATO

So, WHY is Obama deciding to have this huge exercise…which is obviously going to piss Putin off? Where was he when Putin took back the Ukraine? Where was he when he was sending his nuclear submarines off our shores? Or giving Iran uranium , with the help of Bill and Hillary Clinton of course, who basically sold our uranium mines to Russia. (Clinton’s Cash)

And whose PAYING FOR THIS? (Guess.)

And what does this have to do with Hillary and the election? Is this all about showing that Donald Trump is wrong and Hillary will be a great military leader?

Good god.

AND…is it a coincidence that the Bilderberg meeting is warming up? Donald Trump must be driving them all in a panic.Bilderberg

There’s a lot at stake here. The elite group of politicians running the world, all leftist, all in bed with each other, all manipulation markets, and wars, and flooding their own countries with Islamists, I think, are putting their global merging plans into overdrive.

Nobody Wonders…how in the world are they going to get rid of Trump?

Clearly, Hillary has been chosen by the elites of the world to be our next President. They basically GAVE her the nomination before she even announced.  And it’s no wonder. Hillary and her husband Bill have been basically selling off American assets, for the biggest corporations on the planet, and while they were doing it, they pocketed millions.  (more like billions by now.)

Obama has done the same. They are simply global pimps. ( Actually, that’s a nice name.)Bilderberg three

And then, along comes Donald Trump. I haven’t listen to the radio in the last few days, but when I turned it on today…I couldn’t believe it: Donald Trump was the same as Muhammad Ali everyone was saying.

They meant that in a BAD way. As a former entertainer I can tell you that to ‘entertain’ is no small feat. It takes quickness of mind, and practice, and guts. Hillary has none of those traits.

What do they do? Is there some kind of war room, where clever Goebel Mensa’s sit around and think of HOW to manipulate the masses?

Sure there is. I bet they have hundreds of people manipulating the message, which is, stay AWAY from the massive corruption of the Clinton’s (murders, rapes, felonies) and concentrate the discussions on the “racist” Donald Trump.

.And as if he couldn’t get any stupider, the conservative commentator said he would vote for Hillary over Trump.

I turned him off.

Nobody Also wonders about Newt Gingrich. For weeks now, Newt Gingrich was the biggest rah rah rah Trump endorser on cable TV. Everyone was saying ” He should pick Newt as his VP.”

No he shouldn’t.

Well, I guess the elites know who Donald is going to pick for his VP, because Newt has come out and jumped on the “Trump is a racist for saying that the Judge is Hispanic bias.”

Come on. He belongs to La Raza. Newt knows that. Newt’s dishonest. He just smarter than Bill and Hillary. He hasn’t been caught in too many lies. Frankly, my gut tells me that Donald Trump would not be stupid enough to pick Newt as his VP.

Nothing is real right now, and I keep thinking about this machine, who predicted that neither Hillary or Trump will be President.conspricay theroies

It will be Bernie Sanders.

In order for the final communistic takeover, you must have complete socialism first.

So says Karl Marx.

And so, if that happens, who do we blame? Do we blame the greatest generation for not teaching their children what slavery means?

Was the brave silence of the greatest generation actually what caused Marxists/hippie/communists like Bill and Hilary Clinton to take over America? I know my parents never even talked about communist. Or the war. or what they sacrificed.

Or do we blame ourselves?

You tell me. I just wonder.

 

 

June 7, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Pat Condell

Nobody’s Fool

Pat Candell explains what’s at stack, if England Votes to STAY in the European Union…

It’s a brilliant rant of truth…and we here in America, are being dragged into the same tyranny…especially if Hillary gets in the White House.

The plan is: European Union, THEN North American Union, then the China Pacific Union will someday be merged into a one world government, run by unelected people who most of us won’t ever see or hear.

That’s not just a conspiracy, that’s been documented. The elites of the G-8 have been working on this for decades.

So, I’m saying a prayer that the people of England VOTE to stay in control of their own country…because what happens there, WILL effect this election.

And that’s why it’s important we fight over here.

God bless this man.

 

 

 

 

June 5, 2016 Posted by | politics | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Senator Tom Cotton

 

Nobody’s Fool

This is great.  Senator Tom Cotton (R-ARK) gives Harry Reid a well deserved verbal slap down  on the Senate Floor.

Really. Don’t miss this.

THIS is what we need more of. THIS is what Donald Trump is going to inspire.

Men AND women finally standing up to Harry Reid, The Clintons, Obamas, Nancy Pelosi….., and all the slim that is ruining our country.

Yes, Senator Tom Cotton wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week…for telling the truth about the good-for-nothing Harry Reid.

Thanks Senator!

(And thanks to Gateway Pundit.)

 

 

May 25, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

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