Nobody Flashes George Carlin’s Opinion on Corona
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Here’s some good old fashion common sense…
Compare George Carlin to the current bunch of “Late night hosts.”
Watch and laugh. We all need to laugh.
I was out today. The roads were FULL of cars.
Everyone was ‘careful’ but so happy to be out.
So…enjoy!
Nobody’s Fool: Nick Searcy…Don’t Miss it.
Nobody’s Fool
I love it! Here’s Nick Searcy, with HIS version of imagine. After Cher coming out and calling President Trump a murderer, it was perfect.
It made me laugh out loud…
ENJOY! And we need MORE!
Nobody’s Fool….EVER. Dave Barry
Nobody’s Fool
Since today is Nobody’s Fool Day, AND New Year’s Eve, there is nobody who can sum up the past year as well as our own National Treasure and the only man who can make you laugh out loud on EVERY single page he writes: This year’s Nobody’s Fool is….da..da.dada…da da….DAVE BARRY!
That omnificent, master of the art of making fun of life’s absurdities, and talented historian who gets absolutely no credit for being so…brilliant as well as funny, yes Miami’s own, Dave Barry. (Can you tell I’m a fan?)
Here I am posing with Dave and Ridley Pierson some years ago, when I gave him a ….hold your breath: a homemade pumpkin pie. Or was it a small UFO I found in my backyard? I don’t remember. 
I’m sure it was just what he needed. It was one of my finest moments. Sorry. It’s happens to be the only pie I can cook. I’ve often wondered what poor soul ended up with it. (Or what fine dog.)
Anyway, for quite some time I use to dream that yes, if I were a famous author, I could join the Rock-bottom Remainders! Except, now, in God’s wisdom, I’m not famous enough, and so I’m sure IF I had been lucky enough to become the drummer of that band, there is one member in that group that might have gotten hit, somewhere in the middle of Runaround Sue, by a flaming drum stick that just happened to slip out of my hands. Of course, I would have to practice that little trick so it looked like an ‘accident.’
There he is…right in the middle. Yep. I might throw a clown instead. Not sure. A drumstick made to LOOK like a clown. I’d blame it on the guy with the pink wig. 
But surely, after this year we all need a good laugh. If you have NEVER read one of Dave’s yearly summations of news at the end of the year, don’t wait to put it on your bucket list;
DO IT NOW. DO IT THIS YEAR. Nobody Commands You!
Because as you know, according to some little girl named Greta, who is Joe Biden’s niece, next year, will be our last.
ENJOY!
Follow this link to….
Dave Barry’s Year in Review: 2019 was an ‘eventful’ — bad — year
NOBODY…NOBODY…does it better.
Nobpdy is Trying to Find Humor in the Democratic Debate
Nobody’s Opinion
Sorry. I haven’t watched SNL since Eddie Murphy jumped in the hot tub. But I thought, since I don’t watch it, it seemed kind of strange that SNL took a few minutes off of trashing the President to actually make fun of the democrats. It’s so rare that it made the local news.
The question is: Why did they do that?
Because Hollywood is waiting for somebody else like Hillary, Oprah, Michelle, or Clooney to jump in. I’m surprised they havn’t nominated Tom Hanks to run.
I post this, just in case you are curious too.
Enjoy.
They were MADE for Each Other….
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These two fun and very intelligent people were made for each other!
Ha ha ha! Yes. It’s a Witch Hunt!
Nobody Flashes a Funny Prayer
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I hope I can be like this wonderful lady when I get her age.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Perfect: Jane Fandango Fonda
Nobody’s Perfect
I WAS going to write about Hunter Biden this week, but since Joe has come out and said that every news network on the planet says neither HE nor his son Biden did anything wrong, Hunter Biden is old news. And since the news seem to bother just too many people, well don’t worry. Hunter won’t get on any more companies boards.
—Until the primary’s where he will appear besides his dad in commercials of how much he helped America by leaving the Navy.
Thank you Hunter! We have enough cocaine floating in the ocean.
Today, this is NEW news! Jane Fonda has a new job, and thank God. She says she has only 11 years to save the planet and it’s so dire that she is going to sacrifice her Fridays, get picked up by a D.C. Cop, (get arrested) who will no doubt take her to the nearest Starbucks, to do her part in saving the planet, and they will print her picture on their paper cups.
Good timing. It’s almost Halloween.
Somebody tell why SHE seems to be the only American citizen being arrested for protesting about the climate? I’ll be waiting for that answer…in the meantime…
Fonda says if the governments of the earth don’t comply, then…she’ll just have to take over those governments. She will get on her cannon again, probably in China, and shoot the U.S. a big cannon ball of anger for keeping the coal industry alive. After all, they lied to her. Just like Nixon did. That’s why she made commie broadcasts those many years ago.
But she’s learned since then. That stunt in Vietnam really pissed off a lot of Americans. Worried about that, she NOW, says that all the people who work for the coal industry should be paid a full salary by us, so that they never have to worry ever again in their lifetime.
Jane Fonda: A GOOD commie! Next time she gets an Oscar she will go up and say, “You REALLY don’t hate me!”
Sally would be so proud.
Fonda has figured out getting rid of her plastic is just not enough. We will all be dead in 11 years and Syria will no doubt still have deserts.
That’s just not fair.
Well Jane, the hat is just not good enough either. What are YOU trying to hide?
Wrinkles on the neck and forehead? Botox coupons running out?
And most importantly….will you still be here in 11 years to find out if you’re right?
What’s really funny is Jane probably looks out the window of her California mansion and thinks the whole world is on fire.
Still in your little bubble Jane? You have a President who wants to get us out of all wars and THIS is the thanks he gets?
Have a latte.
It’s About Time Somebody Did This!
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This is SO funny. She’s pretty good.
Who needs SNL when you have Millennial Millie?
Enjoy!
Two Globalist Buddies!
Nobody Wonders
Poor George. It’s getting harder to get rid of Trump, and it’s come down to making sure liberals see him as their friend. That’s why he probably invited Ellen to come sit with him. Don’t you wonder what she is texting on her cell phone?
Probably, “Can you believe I’m sitting next to this moron?”
What was she going to do? Rufuse to sit with him? She’s full on board with George on Trump hatred.
If you think this wasn’t arranged: think again pumpkins. You know the President has private seats and tons of protection that even Ellen doesn’t have.
Today everyone was talking about it, and Karl Rove said it was a clear example of how everybody can get along, no matter what their differences. He said the two ‘radicals’ of each party are the ones who are not being American (Remember what he called the Tea Party people at one time?) They want to pull the republican voters BACK into Bush’s corner.
You don’t want to know what Karl said about the Tea Party people. He hated them.
Bush has got to be fuming that President Trump is getting Americans out of foreign wars, but since he said nothing all through the Obama years, if he comes out now, he’s going to look like the neocon he is. Karl is his mouthpiece on FOX.
I’m with Trump. Why should our boys be sacrificed in endless wars? The Kurds were our allies? HOW much money have we spent defending them?
Now they are saying the Christians in Syria will be slaughtered. Well, they’ve been being slaughtered for decades, and nobody seemed to care at all. No Christians were flown over here…just Muslims. No politicians cared.
They were blocked.
The politicians are all hypocrites.
As for Ellen? I got tired of her show once she started humiliating everybody who she could with stupid games. And the games are all about making fools of everyone but her. It’s almost sadistic. She might think it’s funny, but it’s getting old.
Is she a man? A girl? A man girl? Or just another Hollywood star who is controlled by the globalists?
Anyway, take another look at that picture. Neither one of them are looking at each other. He’s probably thinking…
“So,they think this is really going to work?
Hillary: Digging a Hole
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If this was Hillary, somebody would have to tell her that running a third time for President would be like digging a hole in the sand and trying to hold the ocean back.
Nobody Flashes: Intermission
Attention…Attention…K-mart shoppers….
Wait.
I’m not on drugs YET, but soon will be! Blissful pain killers…why you might ask?
‘I need to reset his internal clock…does anyone have the correct time?’
Nobody Flashes that I’m due for surgery upcoming, so I’m taking time off ahead of time to get my house in order.
My birds have NO idea what’s coming. My dog, will just have to pee on the rug. I’m sorry. If people can pee in all our movies, my dog will just have to do without me for a day, the rug will survive until I can clean it.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you, that I will be back as soon as I can manage to not sound like I’m in La-La land.
In the meantime, I hope to see you again.
Wish me luck! Because you KNOW I’m going to be in bed getting teed off at Pelosi and throwing popcorn at the TV.
Everyone stay sane.
Joyanna
Why I Love Birds….
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The Star of the week: Snowball!
Now, will the pollical correct police cops insist that Snowball is a racist? After all…Snowball is all white.
The most amazing thing is: Snowball is RIGHT on the beat. Something a lot of humans can’t seem to get when dancing. Yes, Snowball must be a racist. How dare he be white and dance to Michael Jackson.
Oh, is that still allowed? After all, we can’t say half the words that blacks do without being called a racist.
I love this little guy…or is it a girl? Who cares? What fun!
What a personality. Snowball.
Much thanks to his owners for sharing him.
A Kiss is Just a Kiss
Nobody Cares.
This lady is suing our President for forcible kissing her.
Seriously? 
Really?
What was she smoking?
Can we sue HER for wasting our time?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams 