Pretty cool this Handle robot. But Bill Gates says he should pay taxes.
Well then, you might ask yourself, why doesn’t Bill Gates computers pay taxes?
Just think, in the near future you could probably buy one of these “Handle’s” for $100,000 and scare your neighbors.
What I wanna know is…can it swim and cook?
And if it pays taxes, will it be allowed to vote?
Nobody Has Fun
It’s Saturday! And I can’t help it, these Hitler parodies are just too funny.
I couldn’t find the one I was looking for, but this one fits with all the talk about ‘fake’ news on CNN.
And at least somebody is enjoying the snow. My favorite part is when the seal pats his buddy. I think that is just adorable!
Okay, so the title doesn’t fit the joyous video. I’m listening to the radio as I post this, and can Obama get more disgusting in his last days? He’ll leave alright..but like the Clintons’ he won’t go away.
Okay, shut up. I’m sorry, they were suppose to accept defeat like adults. I couldn’t believe my eyes yesterday. I was checking out at Walgreens, and right there, by the checkout counter were COLORING BOOKS FOR ADULTS!!!!
My god. Really? ($%&%) Where’s my snowball?
Donald Trump showed us how to handle cupcakes:
What a Christmas weekend!
I saw one movie (Passengers) that I thought would be fantastic, but it turned out to be (in my husband’s words) the most expensive chick flick ever made. I saw another movie (Rouge One) that I thought would be bad, but, in my husband’s words, “compared to Passengers it was Oscar worthy.”
As you can see, I didn’t talk much this weekend.
But I DID listen…to bits of news…like Carrie Fisher having a heart attack on a flight from L.A. to London, a flight which takes a good 12 hours and cost around a thousand dollars. Reports from passengers, who just couldn’t wait to get out the news. was that Carrie stopped breathing for ten minutes, but so far, no news of death. We are all waiting for the news of her passing and then tonight we heard that George Michaels, the heart throb of the music world until we all found out he was gay…the singer whose, “Next Christmas, I’ll give it to someone special” died at 53. (move over Bing.)
(A title that works well for all those presents you give that nobody really wants.)
What do they have in common? Cocaine. Robin Williams was a big cocaine user. Cocaine is the favorite drug of the rich and famous, and it’s not really good on the old ticker. But they all seem to love it…including a very famous President who says he used to do it too.
I guess when your rich, you feel…invincible.
And speaking of the rich and famous–Prince Charles and the Pope ended up delivering the same message this Christmas, which was: Accept the refugees. Prince Charles even went so far as to ask people to think of Mohammed as WELL as Jesus this Christmas.
To say that is confusing is like saying that the Atlantic is really the same ocean as the Pacific.
Clearly Prince Charlie was dropped on the castle steps when he was a wee lad. I would love it if he would just put a prayer rug at the bottom of a Christmas tree and pray.
Add to that, it was also reported that the Queen did not celebrate her usual Christmas.
So, she’s 90, Tony Bennett is 90, but nobody knows how old Kissinger is. (I bet Jesus would know.)
Prince Charles as King?
Let’s not spoil our holidays, shall we?
But, back to Christmas: This year the rumor has been used by the Pope AND all the liberals still walking upon the earth that Joseph and Mary were running away from persecution to Bethlehem to have the baby: JUST like the Muslims now fleeing from Aleppo.
Gee. Here I always thought they went there because EVERYBODY had to go there to pay taxes.
I wish they’d get their story straight.
And speaking of getting the story straight: Can we get over this Putin is the bogey man crap?
Russia has joined forces with America in the past. WWII for example.
And you have not heard about this, but Putin helped out President George W. Bush. He sent tens of thousands of troops to assist in the Iraq war to fight the Taliban. ( Read: Bush at War.)
Yes, Putin offered his help to Bush, and gave it to fight the terrorists.
And he will help Trump, because he hates those terrorists too.
And I say— let him.
America joining up with Russia to fight ISIS? What’s not to like?
Hey! Maybe Trump can make a deal with Putin to get some of that oil Russia has been drilling for at the North Pole.
If they can join up for that noble cause, NEXT Christmas I’ll give them both something special!
And I have a whole YEAR to think about what that may be.
I stop buying the Post-Dispatch years ago, but the other day, late at night, I picked up a free copy that was lying on the bench at Burger King. (Right, I dine at the finest restaurants!)
The liberal bias of the Post-Dispatch has not disappeared. In fact, it’s tripled down.
For example: In an article by Anthony Faiola, called “Trump’s unknowns frighten Europe”, I found a quote by Sigmar Gabriel, Germany’s deputy chancellor.
“Trump is the trailblazer of a new authoritarian and international chauvinist movement. They want a rollback to the bad old times in which women belonged by the stove or in bed, gays in jail, and unions at best at the side table. He who doesn’t keep his mouth shut gets publicly bashed!”
(I was already sorry I picked this trash up.)
First: Trump is a trailblazer all right…and Germany has gotten a free ride from us for decades. The United States basically pays for the defense of all of Europe. How else do you think they can afford all those social welfare programs? Germany’s army is pathetic, and Obama has done all he can to destroy ours. So, yes, Trump will tell the Germans they are going to have to pay for some of their own defense. Chauvinistic? Well, the American people would like to keep some of their own money…if he wants to call that chauvinistic, go ahead. Sigmar, puppy cake, go have a beer at the Muslim beer fest.
Oh..what? The Muslims want to outlaw your beer fests? Oh. No matter, you prefer Louis VIII. I understand. Not your problem.
Second: Trump’s women all worked, except his current wife who wants to stay and raise her son herself. And to say there is a movement to keep women at home and just for sex…well, where in the world does he get THAT big lie from? The hypocrisy is that Germany is flooding the country with Muslim men, who treat their women like dogs—and gays should be beheaded according to the Muslims. Do Merkel and Sigmar say a word about them? I don’t think Donald Trump is their biggest worry, do you?
Third: Unions. Don’t get me started on unions. In the beginning they were necessary…but it wasn’t long before the union bosses took over and made such outlandish demands on businesses, that businesses went overseas, because they couldn’t find the cheaper workers here. For years, union employees were making three times the amount that a private worker would make, and the government union employees still do. No, America used to be a great manufacturing country. We made clothes, steel, shoes, televisions, cars….and the unions came in, and the democratic bosses and the mafia joined hands, and the rest is history.
Fourth: And the last is the best: “He who doesn’t keep his mouth shut gets publicly bashed.”
Tell that to Mike Pence, he didn’t say a word and he still got bashed.
Tell that to the hundreds of Trump supporters who are getting beat up daily by ‘tolerant’ liberals. Tell that the widows of the many cops killed by racist hating blacks, who were encourage to hate every cop, every white person, every redneck, and every person who was just proud to be an American.
And last but not least, tell that to every Trump supporter that voted for the man.
Here’s the good news, they can’t even GIVE the Post-Dispatch away, and they’ve been trying to for years. And I got this paper for free.
I’m seriously thinking about sending my copy from Burger King to Sigmar with a coupon to Burger King—and a note:
The last thing this ‘stay at home’ American woman wants you to do is shut up. If there is one thing Americans are very proud of here is free speech. And it is because of the United States that that you even exist to rant about this at all.
Keep talking…the more gibberish that come out of your mouth, the more we love Donald Trump.
Backward American women who enjoys staying and home and having a lot of sex with my husband. Oh…and I can cook too!
P. S. Enjoy the coupon!
Come on…you don’t want another long boring post today, do you? Like all the American fun Holidays, they are trying hard to get rid of them…Halloween seems to be next: Clowns now are being banned from stores and venues—Halloween costumes are being banned on college campuses…really? REALLY?
It’s time to take a good hard look at the ONLY face that should scare the living daylights out of us all:
(By the way…Happy Halloween everybody!)
Nobody Gets Email
Do we need a laugh or WHAT!
Some of my email: (Thanks to Kris)
I remember when I found out that a flaming liberal wrote the Archie Bunker show to show the United States what a MORON Archie Bunker was. But…poor guy. Most of the United States related to everything he said. Most of the United States thought Archie Bunker was them.
In case you are too young to remember Archie Bunker, it was our SNL sitcom of the 1960’s. And Archie was its star. The sitcom was called, “All in the Family.”
Listening to this I thought of the conversation I had with my brother today–we were talking about the upcoming election and the horrible price of food, really, how expensive our groceries were.
“Gas is the ONLY thing that is affordable now, and the rich are all worried how the oil stocks are losing money. Well &$% their stocks! They don’t have to drive around and work like all the rest of us. “
He thought that no matter what, Hillary would be put in by the elites, and there wasn’t a thing we could do about it. He was warning that after she got in, we were going to be hit with the biggest taxes in history HIS small business would be toast. Gone. It would be worse than the first depression. We would have communism.
Archie Bunker would agree. In this video he states the facts that the Democrats will lead us all into the poor house. And they have: 93 million people are still unemployed, and most all jobs filled in the last year went to immigrants.
As I walked around the block today, I noticed that one of my neighbors, who has a house full of adopted kids (2 blacks, 2 Chinese, 1 white baby, and four others) had TEN Hillary/Kaine signs on their yard. TEN. Union signs too.
I guess they’re afraid that if Trump gets in, they will lose half their income. That’s a very lucrative adoption agency they have going on.
Can I admit that I will have a very hard time being nice to these people? Can I do the “Jesus” thing and just forgive them for being idiots? OR…should I put a Trump sign on my lawn and maybe have my house attacked? Democrats are famous for attacking Trump signs.
What would Archie Bunker do? Archie Bunker wouldn’t do anything but complain. As I remember, he was a soft-hearted man, who simply loved his country. Pretty much like I’m doing. Imagine Archie Bunker, after watching the Kaine/Pence debate last night…what would he have said on Twitter?
Here’s an imaginary Twitter remark of Archie Bunker:
” I would have punched that moron in the face! They’re all a bunch of commies!”
In fact, there were probably a million guys out in America who WANTED Pence to do exactly that. Sorry Mr. Lear.
And who would have thought that Norman Lear, a flying liberal, would contribute to the American conservative party, by inventing such an endearing character?
Yep, Archie Bunker was no fool. So, tonight, we can be thankful that a liberal actually gave us something to remember.
Archie Bunker. An American National Treasure.
May he never die.
Nobody Gets Email
The Sunday Funnies!
Here’s two great jokes I JUST got…hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
(Thanks to Madmemere)
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!” Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.” The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader. As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.” The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
The British doctor says, we took a dead man’s balls and transplanted them to a living man and now he is looking for work. The German doctor says: In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.” The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.” The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in England.
And this: just about one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen….
Nobody Gets Email
A joke…sort of: (Thanks to Kris)
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
“What are those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man.
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where is Hillary’s clock?”
“Her clock is in Jesus office. He is using as a ceiling fan. “
It’s SATURDAY…Yeah! The Conventions are over with, and I’m proud to announce that today, I talked a woman who hated Trump, and was going to vote for Hillary, into changing her vote to Trump.
One at a time…one at a time.
Anyway, I just got this in the mail tonight, and I thought some of these were really funny. It’s men making fun of woman’s posing for pictures.
(Thanks to Mona)
Even though the last week brought heartache to America, it’s important that we remember…
We must live our lives and keep up our spirit, our hopes, and go on.
Remember, generations before us have had to deal with MUCH worse. We must NOT give in to Obama’s plans of a race war so that he can keep in office…which is what it seems he has planned.
Come on…do you really think he wants Hilary to be President? Look at this picture: She is hungry for his job
He is thinking: “I HAVE to give up Air Force One? Will Bill let me on HIS plane?”
So, in the continued promise of taking Saturday off…
Here’s a clever joke…about politicians.
(Thanks to madmemere)
I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”
He said “NO!”
I told him it’s Bill Gates daughter.
He said “OKAY!”
I contacted Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry
He said “NO.”
Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank.
He said “OKAY.”
Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make
my son CEO of the Bank.
He said “NO.”
Told him my son was Bill Gates Son-in-Law.
He said “OKAY.”
And That’s Exactly how Politics work.
So, you THINK you know it all ….This is very important. The title alone explains it all.
I never realize what I needed to know!
Nobody Gets Email
Okay…after the godification of Muhammad Ali yesterday, where Billy Crystal said the famous Hillary line “We don’t need to build walls, we need to build bridges.” I think we all need to deflate and come down. I’m sure Billy Crystal has a moat with alligators around HIS house, and probably a statue of Ali in his library. Really. I love the guy. But jeez.
Anyway…enjoy these fun sayings….I did.
(Thanks to madmemere)
1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the
Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment… Now, as a
grown up, it just feels like a small vacation….
My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no”
which is shorter than “yes.”
I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do
the second week.
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid… but it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer
me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.