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Nobody Gets Email: How a Politician Works

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Even though the last week brought heartache to America, it’s important that we remember…

We must live our lives and keep up our spirit, our hopes, and go on.

Remember, generations before us have had to deal with MUCH worse.  We must NOT give in to Obama’s plans of a race war so that he can keep in office…which is what it seems he has planned.

Come on…do you really think he wants Hilary to be President? Look at this picture: She is hungry for his job

He is thinking: “I HAVE to give up Air Force One? Will Bill let me on HIS plane?”

Hillary and Obama eating

So, in the continued promise of taking Saturday off…

Here’s a clever joke…about politicians.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to madmemere)

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I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”
He said “NO!”

I told him it’s Bill Gates daughter.
He said “OKAY!”

I contacted Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry
my son!”
He said “NO.”

Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank.
He said “OKAY.”

Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make
my son CEO of the Bank.
He said “NO.”

Told him my son was Bill Gates Son-in-Law.
He said “OKAY.”

And That’s Exactly how Politics work.

Hillay saved

July 9, 2016 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Important … or not.

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So, you THINK you know it all ….This is very important. The title alone explains it all.

I never realize what I needed to know!

Enjoy!

 

June 18, 2016 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Duck Tape Can’t Fix Stupid

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Okay…after the godification of Muhammad Ali yesterday, where Billy Crystal said the famous Hillary line “We don’t need to build walls, we need to build bridges.” I think we all need to deflate and come down.  I’m sure Billy Crystal has a moat with alligators around HIS house, and probably a statue of Ali in his library.  Really. I love the guy. But jeez.

Anyway…enjoy these fun sayings….I did.

(Thanks to madmemere)


 

1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way muchold age one
faster now!

  1. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

  2. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the
    Jim.  I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

  3. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven’t met
    yet…

  4. I don’t need anger management.  I need people to stop irritating me!

  5. When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment… Now, as a
    grown up, it just feels like a small vacation….

  6. My people skills are just fine.  It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs
    working on.

  7. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.old age two

  8. The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please.  I text back “no”
    which is shorter than “yes.”

  9. I’m going to retire and live off of my savings.  Not sure what I’ll do
    the second week.

  10. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid… but it can muffle the sound!

  11. Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer
    me to someone I can’t understand anyway?

  12. Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

June 11, 2016 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Trump VS Hillary Fishing Contest

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FINALLY! The Trump VS Hillary Jokes are here!

Enjoy!

(Thanks to madmemere)

**************************Trump VS Hillary two

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?
With an ice fishing contest, of course!

After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked.

Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!

That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total !!

That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said,

“You are not going to believe this, That Low life Cheating Trump is cutting holes in the ice!”

And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!

June 3, 2016 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Some Magic by SnapJack

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Kids that bug their parents for magic trick boxes, I have found, always go by a different DNA. And here’s one of those quirky kids.

Poor mom.

Okay. I would watch out for this guy at the Casino.

He’s pretty good.

Enjoy!

 

 

May 22, 2016 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Let’s have a black/white “Appropriating” war!

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Black people have decided that white people have no free speech.Justin

They call each other ‘nigger’ and white people cannot utter the word.

Okay. No problem.

But now, white people are not allowed to have “hair” like a black person. They can’t have dreadlocks. The new crime committed by whites against black has a name:

It’s called “appropriating” or “cultural appropriation.”

Last week, the internet was ablaze in response to a viral video showing a white, male, dreadlocks-wearing student at San Francisco State University being mercilessly punished for “appropriating” by a black female student.

During his iHeartRadio Music Awards performance Sunday night, Justin Bieber showed off his new dreadlocks hairdo. The singer quickly became just the latest white person to be blamed for committing “cultural appropriation” — which is a term Social Justice Warriors use when they want to shame white people for following or adopting a trend that wasn’t invented by someone white.

 

Social Justice Warriors? Who thought of this? The Justice department?

So what’s next? We will not be allowed to play the blues, rap, dance, or wear diamond rings?

This is…stupid. I say…white people all over…let’s fight back!

Condi Rice committing "cultural appropriating" crime

Condi Rice committing “cultural appropriating” crime

Does this woman know she is "appropriating" not only the dress but the MONEY of the white man? Shame

Does this woman know she is “appropriating” not only the dress but the MONEY of the white man? Shame

The King and Queen of white appropriating.  OMG...Pearls. And how about that hair!

The King and Queen of white appropriating.
OMG…Pearls. And how about that hair!

No black person should EVER be allowed to wear…say…pearls. Or dress in a nice suit. OR talk like he is educated, OR wear decent shoes. The fact is, that’s stealing the white man’s culture.

You want you’re to be separate? Okay.

Therefore…I say we make the playing field even. All these black people in these pictures are STEALING the white culture…and it must stop. They should all be fired.

Any black person trying to look like a white person is actually “appropriating” the white culture.

I don’t care for Justin Beaver, but gee…if he thinks wearing dreadlocks is going to make him look sexier to the girls, then leave him alone. He deserves to be alone for awhile.

Nobody Thinks this is a black- left-wing conspiracy to get blacks upset enough to go vote…because as I understand it, taking care of those dreadlocks leaves you very little time for anything else.

I suggest if Hillary wants to get blacks to the polls, she put pictures of Trump in ads with dreadlocks.

Now…HERE are the villains stealing the white culture. (Can this get even more sillier?)

Wal Mart Shopper

More true black culture

Oprah... Wearing white women curls. Shame

Oprah…
Wearing white women curls. Shame

Denzel... "appropriating" the GQ look.

Denzel…
“appropriating” the GQ look.

Will, "appropriating" the white rich man's attire.

Will, “appropriating” the white rich man’s attire.

April 4, 2016 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Shark Tank VS ISIS

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I don’t watch much SNL anymore, but I do watch Shark Tank. In fact, I’m going to see Daymond John next week here in St. Louis.

This was pretty funny.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Anthony)

 

March 31, 2016 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: Americans Retain Their Sense of Humor…

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Can we somehow keep our sense of humor this weekend, while George Soros continues his communist takeover?

Okay! Here’s some fun pics from my friend Kris

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March 12, 2016 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Kid Shows Tiger Woods How to Get a Hole-in-One

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Wow…I haven’t even been writing anything and I’m more stressed than EVER! The attacks on Trump have been so over the wall, you would think he actually gave nuclear weapons to Iran!

Wait. Wrong guy.

Anyway…here’s a kid who will give you a reason to smile.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kim Komando)

March 5, 2016 Posted by | humor | | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Muslims get the MOST out of their Goats.

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My liberal friend J.R. just sent this to me….It’s not only the women that aren’t safe…neither are goats.

 

 

Double indemnity for goats. First they get fucked by some asshole human then they get killed because of it. The same deal the human female followers of this “truly” compassionate religion get…

goat fuck

February 27, 2016 Posted by | humor | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: British Survey

Just funnyNobody Gets One Email….

 

February 19, 2016 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Kanye West VS Jeb Bush

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This week, was an EASY pick…both of them suffer from overblown egos…which I think we can blame on their mothers. (at least in one case)

This week it’s Kanye VS Jeb…or black man who can’t talk VS white man who can’t talk.

Let’s start with Kanye West. Right off, let me say, that I have only heard about 30 seconds of Kanye West doing a rap. It only took 30 seconds for me to decide that Kanye was like a bad case of Herpes. You would never want to see more than one outbreak.Kanye West

And this week, Kanye skipped the cell phone call, and let the world know he was $53. million dollars in debt…and did he ask a BLACK guy for money? NO! A white guy.

In other unhinged behavior, after tweeting he was $53 million in debt this week, Kanye begged, “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas.” He then declared of himself on Monday, in the third person, “He is the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time,” and tweeted at Google co-founder Larry Page, “I’m down for your help too.”

And he didn’t stop there…he’s actually proud of being in debt, because you see, he believes he is the greatest living human being on the planet, and his “ideas” need money. If Zuckerberg refuses will Kanye say he’s racist? Why else would he ask for money on Twitter?

“I love love love white people but you don’t understand what it means to be the great grandson of ex slaves and make it this far.”

West also singled out The New York Times, Rolling Stone and Pitchfork as “white publications” that should not be writing about black music.

On the other side of the week, Jeb Bush was having so much trouble in the polls, that he had to drag out his 90-year old mom…and drag her all over New Hampshire. And when THAT didn’t work, he dragged out his brother George, who got up and showed us all just how much we don’t want a Bush that can’t even tell a joke.Jeb Bush and brother

And if that doesn’t work, the only man left is his Dad, and I expect a funeral that last for about a week should do it. I suggest they just send Dad off to a warm island and SAY he died. Whose going to check the body? Think of the PR that the Bush Family would get, crying over their dad’s coffin.

Do I sound cynical? Ha ha.:)

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? Is it Kanye West, who, unlike the rest of us, thinks he can live beyond his means and get welfare from white rich guys BECAUSE his ancestors were slaves, and he likes to spend a million dollars on a leather jacket?

Or is it Jeb Bush, who despite his best efforts, thinks he deserves to be President because he’s a Bush? Or maybe it’s because he really does remember looking up into his mother’s eyes and thanking his good fortune, that he looks more like his cousin.

Well, as much as I attack the Bush family, I’d say Kanye’s wins this week.

So Congratulation Kanye!

You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the week for being a total idiotic no-talented bore. You couldn’t even carry Steve Job’s tennis shoes.

Someday, maybe I’ll find the time to research why you think you’re so…great.

Okay. So, maybe I won’t.

 

 

 

 

February 15, 2016 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

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TRUMP WINS! Thank you New Hampshire! meme two

On another note of joy, I’m taking a few days off…:)

I’ll be back by Friday or Saturday….

Now, excuse me while I go celebrate.

February 9, 2016 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes NFL Bad Lip Reading

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It’s SUPERBOWL WEEKEND!!!

Time for some bad lip reading….before the puppy bowl. Go ahead and watch it on YouTube…really funny. And remember…Krypton, is not a planet.

Enjoy!

February 6, 2016 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

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