Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Jane Fandango Fonda

 

Nobody’s Perfect

I WAS going to write about Hunter Biden this week, but since Joe has come out and said that every news network on the planet says neither HE nor his son Biden did anything wrong, Hunter Biden is old news. And since the news seem to bother just too many people, well don’t worry. Hunter won’t get on any more companies boards.

—Until the primary’s where he will appear besides his dad in commercials of how much he helped America by leaving the Navy.

Thank you Hunter! We have enough cocaine floating in the ocean.

Today, this is NEW news! Jane Fonda has a new job, and thank God. She says she has only 11 years to save the planet and it’s so dire that she is going to sacrifice her Fridays, get picked up by a D.C. Cop, (get arrested) who will no doubt take her to the nearest Starbucks, to do her part in saving the planet, and they will print her picture on their paper cups.

Good timing. It’s almost Halloween.

Somebody tell why SHE seems to be the only American citizen being arrested for protesting about the climate? I’ll be waiting for that answer…in the meantime…

Fonda says if the governments of the earth don’t comply, then…she’ll just have to take over those governments. She will get on her cannon again, probably in China, and shoot the U.S. a big cannon ball of anger for keeping the coal industry alive. After all, they lied to her. Just like Nixon did. That’s why she made commie broadcasts those many years ago.

But she’s learned since then. That stunt in Vietnam really pissed off a lot of Americans. Worried about that, she NOW, says that all the people who work for the coal industry should be paid a full salary by us, so that they never have to worry ever again in their lifetime.

Jane Fonda: A GOOD commie! Next time she gets an Oscar she will go up and say, “You REALLY don’t hate me!”

Sally would be so proud.

Fonda has figured out getting rid of her plastic is just not enough. We will all be dead in 11 years and Syria will no doubt still have deserts.

That’s just not fair.

Well Jane, the hat is just not good enough either. What are YOU trying to hide?

Wrinkles on the neck and forehead? Botox coupons running out?

And most importantly….will you still be here in 11 years to find out if you’re right?

What’s really funny is Jane probably looks out the window of her California mansion and thinks the whole world is on fire.

Still in your little bubble Jane? You have a President who wants to get us out of all wars and THIS is the thanks he gets?

Have a latte.

 

 

 

October 14, 2019 Posted by | Climate Change, humor | , , | Leave a comment

It’s About Time Somebody Did This!

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This is SO funny. She’s pretty good.

Who needs SNL when you have Millennial Millie?

Enjoy!

October 11, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Two Globalist Buddies!

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Poor George. It’s getting harder to get rid of Trump, and it’s come down to making sure liberals see him as their friend. That’s why he probably invited Ellen to come sit with him. Don’t you wonder what she is texting on her cell phone?

Probably, “Can you believe I’m sitting next to this moron?”

What was she going to do? Rufuse to sit with him? She’s full on board with George on Trump hatred.

If you think this wasn’t arranged: think again pumpkins. You know the President has private seats and tons of protection that even Ellen doesn’t have.

Today everyone was talking about it, and Karl Rove said it was a clear example of how everybody can get along, no matter what their differences. He said the two ‘radicals’ of each party are the ones who are not being American (Remember what he called the Tea Party people at one time?) They want to pull the republican voters BACK into Bush’s corner.

You don’t want to know what Karl said about the Tea Party people. He hated them.

Bush has got to be fuming that President Trump is getting Americans out of foreign wars, but since he said nothing all through the Obama years, if he comes out now, he’s going to look like the neocon he is.  Karl is his mouthpiece on FOX.

I’m with Trump. Why should our boys be sacrificed in endless wars? The Kurds were our allies? HOW much money have we spent defending them?

Now they are saying the Christians in Syria will be slaughtered. Well, they’ve been being slaughtered for decades, and nobody seemed to care at all. No Christians were flown over here…just Muslims. No politicians cared.

They were blocked.

The politicians are all hypocrites.

As for Ellen? I got tired of her show once she started humiliating everybody who she could with stupid games. And the games are all about making fools of everyone but her. It’s almost sadistic. She might think it’s funny, but it’s getting old.

Is she a man? A girl? A man girl? Or just another Hollywood star who is controlled by the globalists?

Anyway, take another look at that picture. Neither  one of them are looking at each other. He’s probably thinking…

“So,they think this is really going to work?
 

October 8, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Hillary: Digging a Hole

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If this was Hillary, somebody would have to tell her that running a third time for President would be like digging a hole in the sand and trying to hold the ocean back.

 

September 28, 2019 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: Intermission

Attention…Attention…K-mart shoppers….

Wait.

I’m not on drugs YET, but soon will be! Blissful pain killers…why you might ask?

‘I need to reset his internal clock…does anyone have the correct time?’

Nobody Flashes that I’m due for surgery upcoming, so I’m taking time off ahead of time to get my house in order.

My birds have NO idea what’s coming. My dog, will just have to pee on the rug. I’m sorry. If people can pee in all our movies, my dog will just have to do without me for a day, the rug will survive until I can clean it.

Anyway, I wanted to tell you, that I will be back as soon as I can manage to not sound like I’m in La-La land.

In the meantime, I hope to see you again.

Wish me luck! Because you KNOW I’m going to be in bed getting teed off at Pelosi and throwing popcorn at the TV.

Everyone stay sane.

Joyanna

July 27, 2019 Posted by | humor | | 4 Comments

Why I Love Birds….

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The Star of the week: Snowball!

Now, will the pollical correct police cops insist that Snowball is a racist? After all…Snowball is all white.

The most amazing thing is: Snowball is RIGHT on the beat. Something a lot of humans can’t seem to get when dancing. Yes, Snowball must be a racist. How dare he be white and dance to Michael Jackson.

Oh, is that still allowed? After all, we can’t say half the words that blacks do without being called a racist.

I love this little guy…or is it a girl? Who cares? What fun!

What a personality. Snowball.

Much thanks to his owners for sharing him.

 

July 21, 2019 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

A Kiss is Just a Kiss

Nobody Cares.

This lady is suing our President for forcible kissing her.

Seriously?

Really?

What was she smoking?

Can we sue HER for wasting our time?

July 11, 2019 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Trump Tweets Nancy For “The Good of the Country”

May 24, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes the Legendary George Carlin

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The immortal George Carlin.

Always puts things in perspective, doesn’t he? He died too soon.

Enjoy.

April 5, 2019 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Spike Lee

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I would have shown the world that I could not actually read or speak very well, after I had just won an Oscar.

Really, all I kept thinking was: Who knew? The man can’t read.

He can’t think very well either, so why am I surprised?

What is funny is that we keep hearing how ‘brilliant’ liberals are: so much more intelligent than your average conservative.

Even Joe the Plumber would have done better than this.

And you know what’s worse? That man, doesn’t even know how really stupid he sounded, and looked.

So, Congratulations Spike Lee! You just won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.

Your Nobel Peace Prize will be coming soon: I’d start practicing now.

February 25, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Warren, O’Rourke, Acosta

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The race for the democratic nomination of complete idiots is on! Last week, we had two very strange video’s made by democratic candidates who will be running. They tried to seem like just the average Joe (Not the rich elites that they are.) They tried to show just how NORMAL their lives are and how they are JUST LIKE US!

They drink BEER! They go to the dentist! They get vaccines! (At the Golden Globes all the stars pretended to be vaccinated. They visit ‘safe’ borders!

President Trump is having fun already…and we are having a lot of fun, watching him MAKE fun of democrats trying to fake being likeable.

Here, Elizabeth Warren can’t even get her husband to drink with her, so why should we?

 

And then there’s the Texas elite, Beto O’Rourke: Does he REALLY think we wanted to see him getting his teeth cleaned? Wow. That should get all the Hispanic dentists right out there to his events.

Oprah is backing him. Can we get her to drink beer while getting her teeth cleaned at the same time?

 

And let’s not forget Jim Acosta. TRULY…he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Clueless Poster child of the week!

What’s scary is we all think that NOBODY could be that dumb.

Evidently: He is.

January 14, 2019 Posted by | democrats, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Youtube Wants to Demonize Captain Kirk!

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Here’s another great feed from Ovation Eddie, who just informed us that YouTube has demonized his video’s!

You can go to his store and help him out.

I love his stuff. Let’s support him. I mean, where else can WE get intelligent humor?

Here’s another oldie but goodie.

Enjoy.

 

January 11, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Who’s Cold? Lady Gaga, or Hillary Clinton?

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What? Lady Gaga sang this song on the Muppet’s show? Who knew? Is somebody going to tell the View that this clear and present danger to children was on the Muppet’s Christmas show?

Who also knew that Donald and Hillary were also singing this song, and here we thought they were debating.

What else can they do with technology? Who knew Trump and Hillary actually could sing?

Enjoy!

 

December 15, 2018 Posted by | absurd, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Lady Nancy ‘Tinker Penguin Poop’ Pelosi!

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On the Drudge Report tonight, the news was that it has been discovered that over 1.5 MILLION penguins were found in Antarctica. Nobody knew they were there, and they’ve been there since even before Nancy Pelosi was born, some 3,000 years ago, more or less.

How did they stay hidden for so long and how did they find them?

The satellite picked up…pink penguin poop. 

When I read this I instantly thought of Tinker House Speaker, Nancy ‘Tinker’ Pelosi, who from now on will be known in my mind as Lady Nancy Tinker Penguin Poop Pelosi.

Or just Poop for short.

Really. If anybody reminds me of a big wad of penguin poop, it’s Nancy Pelosi.

Nobody Cares if I just make some fun of her…do they?

Good! The penguins say, “Hey, that’s not MY poop!”

…”Let’s Get Out of here…Too much Pelosi poop!” 


December 12, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

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