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Nobody’s Perfect: Warren, O’Rourke, Acosta

Nobody’s Perfect

The race for the democratic nomination of complete idiots is on! Last week, we had two very strange video’s made by democratic candidates who will be running. They tried to seem like just the average Joe (Not the rich elites that they are.) They tried to show just how NORMAL their lives are and how they are JUST LIKE US!

They drink BEER! They go to the dentist! They get vaccines! (At the Golden Globes all the stars pretended to be vaccinated. They visit ‘safe’ borders!

President Trump is having fun already…and we are having a lot of fun, watching him MAKE fun of democrats trying to fake being likeable.

Here, Elizabeth Warren can’t even get her husband to drink with her, so why should we?

 

And then there’s the Texas elite, Beto O’Rourke: Does he REALLY think we wanted to see him getting his teeth cleaned? Wow. That should get all the Hispanic dentists right out there to his events.

Oprah is backing him. Can we get her to drink beer while getting her teeth cleaned at the same time?

 

And let’s not forget Jim Acosta. TRULY…he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Clueless Poster child of the week!

What’s scary is we all think that NOBODY could be that dumb.

Evidently: He is.

January 14, 2019 Posted by | democrats, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Youtube Wants to Demonize Captain Kirk!

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Here’s another great feed from Ovation Eddie, who just informed us that YouTube has demonized his video’s!

You can go to his store and help him out.

I love his stuff. Let’s support him. I mean, where else can WE get intelligent humor?

Here’s another oldie but goodie.

Enjoy.

 

January 11, 2019 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Who’s Cold? Lady Gaga, or Hillary Clinton?

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What? Lady Gaga sang this song on the Muppet’s show? Who knew? Is somebody going to tell the View that this clear and present danger to children was on the Muppet’s Christmas show?

Who also knew that Donald and Hillary were also singing this song, and here we thought they were debating.

What else can they do with technology? Who knew Trump and Hillary actually could sing?

Enjoy!

 

December 15, 2018 Posted by | absurd, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Lady Nancy ‘Tinker Penguin Poop’ Pelosi!

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On the Drudge Report tonight, the news was that it has been discovered that over 1.5 MILLION penguins were found in Antarctica. Nobody knew they were there, and they’ve been there since even before Nancy Pelosi was born, some 3,000 years ago, more or less.

How did they stay hidden for so long and how did they find them?

The satellite picked up…pink penguin poop. 

When I read this I instantly thought of Tinker House Speaker, Nancy ‘Tinker’ Pelosi, who from now on will be known in my mind as Lady Nancy Tinker Penguin Poop Pelosi.

Or just Poop for short.

Really. If anybody reminds me of a big wad of penguin poop, it’s Nancy Pelosi.

Nobody Cares if I just make some fun of her…do they?

Good! The penguins say, “Hey, that’s not MY poop!”

…”Let’s Get Out of here…Too much Pelosi poop!” 


December 12, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Animals in the Sky: Faces on Bumper Cars..Nobody Cares

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Are you like me, searching daily for ANY kind of good news?

Well…here’s one: Somebody’s airline in some other country decided to make their “jets” more fun! It’s called the Embraer E190-E2 aircraft…there’s a competition going on and as we all know, competition makes the BEST stuff for everyone

This means the new E2 jets will surprise passengers in the States with more spacious interiors, larger overhead bins, and that “new airplane smell” US regional jets lost long ago — albeit not until 2021 when the first E175-E2 orders are scheduled for delivery. FlightGlobal reports that Embraer has also highlighted Alaska Airlines, Spirit and United as the US carriers most likely to benefit from replacing some of their current narrow-body fleet with E2 jets.

Finally, entertainment at the end of your body cavity search!

Personally, I like the shark…wait…no…

Okay. The Tiger….Wait…the Eagle…pretty cool…

Hey, lots of room? New airplane smell? Bigger Windows? Let me on!

Okay. This gives me an idea. How about we paint some of these faces on the front of some bumper cars, and put them out all over the country at all the county fairs next summer?

Let us poor nobodies have some fun.

Just think of it, Hillary could bang into Bill’s face. Obama could go head on with Podesta.

The kids could learn a thing or too since the schools aren’t teaching them, who you should REALLY bump heads with.

“Mommy, who are YOU?”

“Sweetie, I’m “Obama”. This might just be the only place in the universe where you can smash my face and NOT be considered a racist.”

Okay, so you would be called a racist, bigot, and the democrats would want to smash republican faces.

So be it. Let’s take our anger out at all our politicians in the bumper car political arena! 

I can see me wanting to bump into Paul Ryan’s smirk, or John McCain’s snarling face, head on.

Sound like fun? I WAS going to write about Obama trashing the President today with the help and blessings of James Baker and the Bush family.

But, it’s all so boring.

(Sorry.. blame it on the Shark plane.) But trust me: If I had the bucks I would DO this just to have some fun.

Just imagine…who would you go for first?

 

November 28, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

“Sometimes You Feel Like a Nazi: Sometimes You Don’t”

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Remember that Almond Joy commercial…Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t?” It’s the kind if jingle that advertisers KNOW will stick in your head.

Simple. Repeated. Ingrained, whether you want it to be or not. And that’s how they do it:
Advertisers know how to in grain you with thoughts you would never have. Never believe. America is the BEST at doing this.

And recently it’s the “Populists nationalists are Nazi’s, and Trump is their Hitler” song that the left keeps on singing.

Nobody thinks that the progressives commercial for the conservative masses would sing Sometimes you feel like a white-supremist Nazi, sometimes you don’t.”

It will be coming any day now, probably during half-time while watching the Dallas Cowboys football game on Cable.

And they will declare, unequivocally, without hesitation, that if you support President Trump, and have a deep love of your country, putting your love for your county ABOVE the rest of the world, then, you ARE a Nazi.

The trouble is: convincing anybody who knows the real history of Hitler, knows for a fact that this is a bunch of baloney, so getting the white people left in the world to realize just how horrible they are takes some REALLY creative brainwashing,

I saw some of this ‘creative’ brainwashing in an article in last month’s AARP (Angry Autocrats of Retarded Progressives) magazine.

Yes, AARP. Once you turn 50, you will be bombarded weekly to try to get you to sign on to this organization of leftist propaganda disguised as someone to “help” old people. And you WILL do it. Sooner or later if for no other reason to get them to stop bugging you.

The article I’m talking about was written by an ex-advertising copywriter named Martha Hall Kelly. One day she suddenly got interested in the Holocaust and dropped her career to go traveling around Europe to look up a group of women who were basically tortured and experimented on by German Doctors. Only a few of them were left: Polish women who were lab ‘rabbits’ at the Ravensbruck, an all-women concentration camp. They had bone and muscles removed for fun: some were given tetanus bacteria for fun: well…I’m sure even stuff we could not even imagine happened to these women, unless of course, we visited our local Planned Parenthood…and by the way, MS Hall discovered that many of them died.

Nobody KNOWS where she has been for most of her 61 years, but clearly, by her own accounts, the Holocaust was news to her.

I was really enjoying the article until I read this:

“I’ve become infinitely more sensitive to the threat of the resurgence of Nazism and white nationalism and committed to making sure we remember and learn from humanity mistakes.”

WHAT? We have NAZI’s everywhere? Where?

Translation: The Trump and Brexit supports are basically, NAZI’s in disguise. And they will end up putting women in concentration camps with the Mexicans and South Americans, and sooner or later you must realize that ALL white people (exception democrats) are Nazi’s.

This progressive brainwashing has been going on for some time…for instance, Hillary is really going full frontal nudity on it, which is an image I really didn’t want to talk about, but there you are.

Clinton cited research into fascism that former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright conducted that found “various populist, right-wing, fascist, authoritarian movements and leaders destroy a common base of fact and evidence, creating an ‘alternative reality.’

Meaning any reality that is not hers.

What is so unbelievable about this is how brilliant they are transforming ignorant minds into Progressive mush.

From cradle to AARP grave, the world of Obama and Hillary have grabbed hold of all narratives and twists ignorance into “OMG!” White Trump supporters are Nazi!

You see, progressive won’t teach the horrors of Nazism or communism in our schools because it would be just too upsetting to us poor little dears. And when a woman, such as MS Kelly finally finds out at age 61, well, you can imagine her shock.

So, my question to you as you are reading this: “Do YOU feel like a Nazi? Do you long to experiment on women, tear out their leg muscles, put Mexicans in concentration camps and dictate that all white people should be supreme commanders of the world?

Or, do you just wish the one woman who acts more like Hitler than most people even care to admit, take her AARP walks in the woods forever, and leave us the hell alone?

This is NOT a multiple choice. It’s pretty simple really.

There are so very few real “white supremists” in America, they couldn’t muster even a rally at the local YMCA for more than a few hours.

Nobody Wonders, when exactly did MS Kelly discover that white people (She’s white) were such a danger she felt compelled to warn us all…with her books and insights into the evil spirit of white people?

I bet, right after she got her AARP card in the mail. And now she gets all those flyer discounts.

So…My suggestion to MS Kelly is: Dear MS Kelly:

If you can’t see the difference between the Nazi’s and Trump supporters than maybe you should consider singing every morning to your own white image in the mirror…

”Sometimes if you feel like a Nut, then you probably are.”

Beware….you COULD be…a Nazi. You’re white, and you live on Martha’s Vineyard.

What more proof do you need?

November 25, 2018 Posted by | Hitler, humor, progressives, Propaganda, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

What EXACTLY are Sherpa’s Worth?

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While France is rioting over gas prices….

Americans are rioting over who can get to the Black Friday Sherpa’s the fastest.

I really don’t get the man in this picture, but then again, the woman

These women make me think that maybe we really DO need marijuana legalized…for certain shoppers on Black Friday. I think they should have free bong giveaways at every entrance to the local malls to get them all to relax.

This video is PROOF that evolution never happened.

The secret to Victoria is: You don’t need a Sherpa to be sexy….let’s not tell them.

 

November 24, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Bono and Pavarotti, is like Mixing Sauerkraut with Angel Food Cake

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Okay. This is just wrong.

I’m laughing because Bono is SUCH a bad singer, and notice how Pavarotti is standing…as if he wishes he was in Tibet…anywhere but there.

Bono was SO bad, he had to READ the absurd words he wrote. He wrote them while watching a soccer game on TV. Truly the worst. 

Poor Ava Maria.

Butchered by a Bonehead.

This is…so wrong…you may not want to watch it.

I’m sorry. I’m still laughing.

November 23, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Elizabeth Warren

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I never thought I’d say this, but thank you Elizabeth Warren!

By taking a DNA test to ‘prove’ you had every reason to get big advancements in the elite university’s of your choice, you have finally put a laser beam of attention on the fact of just how ridiculous it is for ANY one to get special privileges because of their DNA.

(Or shall we say, lack thereof.)

Like Pocahontas before you, you have lead the nation into the wilderness and shown us all, how hypocritical affirmative action is, and how someone who is thinking of running for President…

Just blew her chances.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) released her DNA test results Monday in an effort to dispel questions over her ancestry, but was roundly mocked by conservatives after the results suggested she was between 1/32nd and 1/1024th Native American.

The test, conducted by Stanford University professor Carlos Bustamante, includes the possibility that Warren has at least .001% Native American ancestry, nearly half of what the average white person has, according to the New York Times.

If @elizabethforma’s DNA sample is even accurate, which is in doubt because Mexican, Colombian, Peruvian, and African American often return false Native American positives, as a 10th generation bloodline that makes her .00098 “Native American.”
10:36 AM – Oct 15, 2018

Even though the Cherokee nation has disowned you, I’m sure the Girl Scouts has an opening for squawk leader, where you can train our future Indian guides how to be proper socialists and learn how to ‘game’ the system.

In the meantime, I suggest you check out that DNA and see if you are actually…human. Maybe those high cheek bones come from eating too many nuts.

I’d look for squirrel genes.

 

October 15, 2018 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Rare Footage of Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell

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Here’s a rerun of Democratic Senator Diana Feinstein making her arguments against Judge Kavanaugh inside the Senate Private sitting rooms today…it was just released a few hours ago…

As you can see…Republican Senator Mitch McConnell is listening politely and carefully, but stood his ground. Like all things…the #Metoo movement is exhausting us all. There is only so many diapers to go around.

Still…It was…a glorious moment in historical Senatorial debate.

Have a great Sunday!

 

October 5, 2018 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers….Chuckies Schumer’s Limo Ride

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By now, everybody who has lived through the Clinton years, knows what’s happening with the frantic “###ME,ME,ME,ME, TOO!” movement. It’s all about the “women” vote and stopping another conservative from getting on the Supreme Court.

The demofrats are going to lose an awful lot of the black vote in the next elections, and they know it. So, they are going after the women vote. After all, they think enough women out there hate men. So, if they can get the black WOMEN vote, they can hold on. They figure the black men are all out shooting each other up.

I live not too far from Ferguson and the blacks are treating the white people here, like REAL people. I can tell you personally, they are finally waking up to President Trump being the man who has opened their eyes.

Just yesterday I was in a craft store, and the two black women in line went out of their way to help me with a store coupon. One gave me a flyer, the other gave me her cell phone.

Trust me, that’s not normal.

Which is why I think that the whole ‘planned’ attack on Judge Kavanaugh is probably going to backfire at the polls, whether Flake keeps him off the court or not.

Yes, the rich/elite/global/progressives are desperate, because most people do know that socialism will not work.

Unless of course, you are Jim Carey, Warren Beatty, or you think Venezuela is the place to retire.

Why are they desperate? Let’s not forget that the democratic party was completely destroyed when Obama was president.

During Obama’s eight years in office, the Democrats have lost more House, Senate, state legislative and governors’ seats than under any other president.

When Obama took office, there were 60 Democratic senators; now there are 46. The number of House seats held by Democrats has shrunk from 257 to 188.

There are now nine fewer Democratic governors than in 2009. Democrats currently hold fewer elected offices nationwide than at any time since the 1920s.

Obama didn’t care. And while he was on the campaign for Hillary to take over his job, he kept telling his audience that a vote for Hillary was a vote for his legacy.

We all saw how well that worked.

I don’t know about you, but listening to liberal’s whine and groan about what somebody drunk, or said in high school, is getting boring. To make that the main case for why he shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court, well then, as Jesus would say: Let every Senator who never got drunk in High School, cast the first stone. In fact, let’s get background ‘rape’ allegations checks on all of them.

Why not? If all it takes is an allegation to put a man and his family out of a job, then why not get a bunch of women together, pick the democratic Senator you hate the most, and swear 100 Percent that he ‘molested’ you, when he was drunk. Say there WERE no witnesses.

DEMAND an FBI investigation.

Let’s start with Cory Booker.

Ladies?

I’m SURE that migraine you are having from listening to another liberal complain about the evil of Judge Kavanaugh, will be just what you need to make you want to remember…That night…long ago, when Chuckie Schumer…(Back them, everyone knew him as Chuck pass the Buckeye) saw you on the Jersey Shore and pushed you into his limo while he grabbed and kissed you with the doors locked…and you couldn’t get out.

It’s all starting to come back to me now…it was the summer of ….1969….I remember it was him…
He grabbed my breast…and I was afraid he was….”GOING TO KILL ME AND DUMP MY BODY IN HOFFA’s OLD BUICK!” You know, the one they buried next to Vince Foster?

And I’m 100% SURE that Harvey Weinstein was driving the CAR! Ever since that night, I haven’t been able to get in another limo! In fact, I couldn’t even go to my prom because of the horrible PTSD…I spend my life wanting to JUMP out of moving cars….!

Somebody call Sherlock Holmes and let’s get this whole farce over with.

Are you with me?

https://www.npr.org/2016/03/04/469052020/the-democratic-party-got-crushed-during-the-obama-presidency-heres-why

September 30, 2018 Posted by | corruption, humor | , | Leave a comment

The Great Escape From Feinstein

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I can relate. This is pretty much how I feel EVERY morning after turning on the news.

Why get out of bed?

Thanks to Lulu for giving me a good laugh.

After last week, I think we all need one.

Now, if a dog can act….then you KNOW that the news is full of great actors.

September 29, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody Has Any RESPICT for Al Sharpton

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If I give us all a good laugh today, do you?

After all, we don’t have any comedians left on TV.

Enjoy!

By the way, doesn’t Al Sharpton STILL owe back taxes?

Can you BELEIVE (believe? bewieve? Beneve?) that this man is even on TV?

August 29, 2018 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Youtube Hasn’t Censored These Yet: Captain Kirk Meets Nancy Pelosi.

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Somebody on YouTube is having fun making these “Captain Kirk Meets” all of our favorite liberal dim wits.

I just happened to run into this one, which is priceless.

Enjoy!

If you want more, just go to YouTube before they are deleted.

August 4, 2018 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

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