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Nobody’s Perfect: Jane Fonda

Nobody’s Perfect

Last night, Jane Fonda gave out the Oscar for Best Picture, and she looked fabulous at 81. Of course we all know she has had plastic surgery, and she herself has admitted that her looks have been the most important thing in her life.  On that she worked REALLY hard. All throughout the 70’s women like me rushed out to get her exercise videos, and so I have to admit, Jane Fonda has done a lot for the fitness of women in America.

She was smart when it came to making money. She made more money off her exercise video’s than her movies.

And she was a MUCH better actress than her father OR her brother. In her books she mentioned the reason she always felt ‘fat’ was because of her dad, Henry Fonda. Nobody Wonders if the reason she became such a leftist was because her dad was a Navy pilot in WWII.

Nobody Knows.

BUT…when it comes to politics, she’s a gratuitous pontificating communistic beast posing as a Hollywood siren of truth. She hurt a lot of our soldiers and really didn’t care much about it.

Her act of moral indignation is getting old. I’d rather watch old reruns of the Three Stooges, then listen to Jane Fonda’s political opinions.

America forgave her for being such a stupid idiot when she sat on the cannons of the communists in Vietnam. John Kerry, her buddy did the same thing, and he ran for President! Which shows you just how STRONG the propaganda machine of Hollywood is.

Did they know that they were doing the BIDDING of China at the time? I don’t know. Both were children of very wealthy families who were not personally effected by the war, but made themselves feel so above us all…to lead the protests, about everything that America did wrong.

Evidently Communists have been running Hollywood for quite some time, by the looks of it.

Later she sort of apologized, but it was lame.

Last night at the Oscars, Obama and Michelle sponsored a Net flick movie, and communists accepted the award: “Workers of the World UNITE!” they shouted to the crowd. The Oscars had the lowest ratings ever in its history.

No doubt Jane was applauding. The communist in Jane has never left. She hates President Trump. And she has been getting arrested while leading the charge for Climate Change. Why does she even WANT the attention at this point?

So: How do we come to grips with a woman, who on some thinking seems very intelligent, and yet on the other hand is SUCH a moron?

This Nobody Thinks: It’s all about the money. After all, remember, the rich have BIG bills to pay.

Jane has admitted she keeps working because so many people depend on her money.

But, most Americans don’t take her protests too seriously anymore. Hollywood has suffered huge finacianl movie bombs because their stars can’t keep their mouths shut.

I know I’ll never pay see Brad Pitt in a movie. Why? Hollywood is suffering what the NFL had to suffer.

The NFL got a hold on it’s bias, but something tells me Hollywood never will. Not when they have China and the rest of the world to watch them now.

And Jane Fonda? Can we admire her and be disgusted at her at the same time? Well, Nobody’s Perfect. And she’s living proof.

By the way: Jane knows how to use photoshop.

February 10, 2020 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Jane Fandango Fonda

 

Nobody’s Perfect

I WAS going to write about Hunter Biden this week, but since Joe has come out and said that every news network on the planet says neither HE nor his son Biden did anything wrong, Hunter Biden is old news. And since the news seem to bother just too many people, well don’t worry. Hunter won’t get on any more companies boards.

—Until the primary’s where he will appear besides his dad in commercials of how much he helped America by leaving the Navy.

Thank you Hunter! We have enough cocaine floating in the ocean.

Today, this is NEW news! Jane Fonda has a new job, and thank God. She says she has only 11 years to save the planet and it’s so dire that she is going to sacrifice her Fridays, get picked up by a D.C. Cop, (get arrested) who will no doubt take her to the nearest Starbucks, to do her part in saving the planet, and they will print her picture on their paper cups.

Good timing. It’s almost Halloween.

Somebody tell why SHE seems to be the only American citizen being arrested for protesting about the climate? I’ll be waiting for that answer…in the meantime…

Fonda says if the governments of the earth don’t comply, then…she’ll just have to take over those governments. She will get on her cannon again, probably in China, and shoot the U.S. a big cannon ball of anger for keeping the coal industry alive. After all, they lied to her. Just like Nixon did. That’s why she made commie broadcasts those many years ago.

But she’s learned since then. That stunt in Vietnam really pissed off a lot of Americans. Worried about that, she NOW, says that all the people who work for the coal industry should be paid a full salary by us, so that they never have to worry ever again in their lifetime.

Jane Fonda: A GOOD commie! Next time she gets an Oscar she will go up and say, “You REALLY don’t hate me!”

Sally would be so proud.

Fonda has figured out getting rid of her plastic is just not enough. We will all be dead in 11 years and Syria will no doubt still have deserts.

That’s just not fair.

Well Jane, the hat is just not good enough either. What are YOU trying to hide?

Wrinkles on the neck and forehead? Botox coupons running out?

And most importantly….will you still be here in 11 years to find out if you’re right?

What’s really funny is Jane probably looks out the window of her California mansion and thinks the whole world is on fire.

Still in your little bubble Jane? You have a President who wants to get us out of all wars and THIS is the thanks he gets?

Have a latte.

 

 

 

October 14, 2019 Posted by | Climate Change, humor | , , | Leave a comment

Do They WANT You to Come To Their Movies?

Nobody Wins

Hollywood–it was reported today that Hollywood had its worst summer in eight years, which got me to thinking about a movie that is coming out soon called—-

Expendable 3.expendables

The first one was good….but….

“Well, we’re not paying to see it.” said my husband who has been known to watch Rocky and First Blood marathons. ” Anybody that makes a living making movies filled with guns, and then says Americans shouldn’t have guns, doesn’t need my money.”

Yes, Sylvester Stallone was all for gun control during the gun debates last year.

I agree with my husband, and I guess that’s why Sylvester Stallone keeps putting more and more box office famous faces in the Expendable movies–He knows America is not going to go to just see HIM anymore, so he loads up his movies now with the old tried and true stars of the last few decades–like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, and Mel Gibson. It worked before…might work again.

Still, I often wonder how many other people decide not to waste their money on Hollywood hypocrites. Judging by the box office, a lot more than you would think. Most of the men in the movie, are American Icons, but, somewhere along the line, I really don’t care a bit about any of them anymore. Through the years, most of them have stated their opinions, and it has always hit me the wrong way.

Stallone is big on immigration, and gun control. Harrison Ford, has said some nasty things about Bush. Okay, sure, I complain about the Bushes for many reasons, but Ford was downright nasty, almost hateful. Schwarzenegger turned out to be a democrat. Gibson? Well…not most women’s idea of a man you would want to sit next to in a bar…

Still, they have all made great movies, but what is it? I think, money is so tight, if you feel like the actor looks DOWN on you as a fan, you just don’t care to give him any more money. That’s it for me anyway. They’ve divided the country, and it is what it is. I’m sure Harrison Ford wouldn’t be caught dead watching Duck Dynasty.

Stallone wants a ‘younger’ audience, but you have to laugh. The younger generations were raised on the Hobbit,Vampires, and love stories–which actually put Stallone into fame and fortune. When was the last time he did THAT convincingly?

Rocky was as much about a love story as a story of individual courage and hard work. Now, he just makes gun fights. This Nobody Thinks his finest works are behind him.Jane Fonda

And then there’s Jane Fonda. As an actress–she was always great, she soared above her father in acting ability…but Vietnam hurt her to at least half of America. Fewer people went to see her movies. Today, she was upset about Rupert Murdoch trying to buy Time Warner:

“It’s no secret that Rupert uses his media outlets for political reasons,” she added. “And he is not neutral. And he, you know, his new outlets do things that are unconscionable. And it just cannot happen that he becomes that much of a dominant force in American media.”

Clearly, Jane misses her cannon.

Nobody Thinks that Sylvester Stallone should put Jane in his next movie as his next gun-toting mistress…the title “expendable” then would finally find its true home.

And I find it funny, that the one women who did one of the most unconscionable things ever done in American history, by siding with the enemy who were killing our men, and insulting American soldiers…THAT woman finds a conservative TV mogul so—-“unconscionable” because that’s exactly  what SHE has always been to parents and wives who lost their loved ones in Vietnam.

She said she was sorry. All Rupert has to do is tell her, if he manages to buy Time Warner, “I’m sorry Jane, really I am.”

Nobody Wins when ageing movie stars, who lost half their following because they insulted Americans who went to see their movies, now have to work at lower wages just to keep their face on that big screen.

Move over guys…we still have our memories. There isn’t anybody that isn’t expendable.

 

July 24, 2014 Posted by | Entertainers, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Jane Fonda—Aches

Nobody Reports

Michelle Obama’s hero, Jane Fonda, has just announced that she realizes that because she is getting old, she appreciates things more now:Jane Fonda

She said: ‘With age, I am able to appreciate the beauty in small things more than when I was younger perhaps because I pay attention more. 

‘I feel myself becoming part of everything. I seem to be super sensitive to people’s joy and pain. I ache for unwanted children in the world, for polars bears, and elephants, and Monarch butterflies, and dolphins, gorillas and chimpanzees.’

Too bad she couldn’t appreciate (or wasn’t paying attention) to what an insult it was to all Americans to see her sitting on our enemies cannon when she was younger. Someone should ask her if she can cry about it now?Jane fonda in war

She aches…for everything.

Hey, I ache for a decent President, what’s that mean?

I must not be old enough yet, because the beauty in Jane Fonda has just not hit me. I can’t find it.

I might have to make it to 159 to appreciate her….

February 25, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, humor | , | 6 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Not True, but Good Story…

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s one that is going to delight you: and let me tell you why. I got this email, read the story and thought it was a hoot. But, because one of my readers is really a sharp cookie and keeps me on my toes, (dandapani) I called the number.

It’s real..that is the steakhouse, there really is a steakhouse in Montana called Oasis— but the story..is NOT true according to the lady that answered the phone.  

Still, it’s a great story isn’t it?

Montana Restaurant

The radio station America FM was doing one of its ‘Is Anyone Listening?’ bits  this morning. The first question was; ‘Ever have a celebrity come up with the Do you know who I am?‘ routine?’ A woman called in and said that a few years ago, whle visiting her cattle rancher in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes: may local ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table.

The hostess informed them that they’d have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, ‘Do you know who I am?”

The hostess answered, ‘Yes, but you’ll have to wait 45 minutes.’ Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, “May I help you?” “Do you know who we are?” both Ted and Jane asked. “Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can’t put you ahead of them.” Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again  asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’

The owner answered, ‘Yes, I do. Do you know who I am?  I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you will also not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye.’

Only in America, is this a great country or what? To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the steak house is: Sir Scott’s Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main, Manhattan, MT 59741, 406

284-6929

If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress. They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 32 oz. to 13 oz. Toothpicks on every table.

Keep passing this on. We should never forget our “National Traitor Jane Fonda.”

June 2, 2012 Posted by | Entertainers, Uncategorized, War | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fashion Fool: Jane Fonda

Nobody’s Fool

Somehow, on the day that Donna Summer, sex Disco goddess, dies at 63, Jane Fonda, the woman who proved that you can survive just about anything, includding years of spouting liberal mush, shows the world just how marvelous a 74- year- old can look!

Plastic Surgery cannot hide sagging skin. And so, what does Jane do? She covers the old skin with light skin-toned material.

Smart!

As for the face…you have to admit. Money can buy you just about anything but…health. You might not like her politics… but you have to admire her for her spunk. One thing she did do for women, she got them moving again.

Ted Turner…what were you thinking?

 

 

May 17, 2012 Posted by | fashion | , , | 1 Comment

   

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