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Nobody’s Email: Mac King Shows His Rope

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After the “Bad news Friday” dump of Hillary’s ongoing FBI email escapade, it was good to get this fun video.

I have NO idea how he did this, nor…do I WANT to know. I simply want to be amazed.

Enjoy! It’s Saturday! And go ahead…try this at home. Tell me how you did.

(Thanks to madmemere)

 

September 3, 2016 Posted by | Entertainers | | Leave a comment

Did Leo Rape the Bear?

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Thank God Drudge warns us…

In an effort to shock and awe and drag the MOST people out of their happy Christmas Hallmark movie marathon, and worried that millions of people are celebrating Christmas, instead of celebrating “climate change” it’s been reported that If you go to Dicaprio in his new movie Revenant, you will see what REAL “rape” is all about!

Forget those Mexicans..watch out for mother nature.

The new movie ‘REVENANT’ features a shocking scene of a wild bear raping Leo DiCaprio!

The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone.

The story of rural survivalism and revenge reaches new violent levels for a mainstream film.

The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling.

“He is raped — twice!”

YES! the message is: Move to the city where you will be safe, where you only have to worry about being robbed and killed!…And we can keep a watch on you!

My husband wanted to go see this movie…

I can’t wait to tell him…

Will the Walking Dead have a rape scene between Darrel and a Wolverine?

Wait…for…it.

Funny—why is it more appalling to liberals when men and GAYS are raped? Women…not so much.

Can you guess?

UPDATE: The liberal press says Drudge has got it all wrong. That rape didn’t happen.

Nobody thinks that maybe Leo raped the bear. I can’t wait to find out. Leo raped two

December 1, 2015 Posted by | Entertainers | , , | 1 Comment

If You PAY to see Liam Neeson’s New Movie, then YOU have been taken.

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I heard this news on Rush Limbaugh’s program today, and had to laugh. Liam Neeson has joined Sylvester Stallone in complaining that America citizens should not have guns—WHILE at the same time, making MILLIONS off those same people by promoting violence with guns.Liam Neeson

“There’s too many [expletive] guns out there,” Neeson told Gulf News at a Taken 3 presser in Dubai. “Especially in America. I think the population is like, 320 million? There’s over 300 million guns. Privately owned, in America. I think it’s a [expletive] disgrace. Every week now we’re picking up a newspaper and seeing, ‘Yet another few kids have been killed in schools.’”

You tell me, how they see no hypocrisy in themselves and what they are saying.

“A character like Bryan Mills going out with guns and taking revenge: it’s fantasy. It’s in the movies, you know? I think it can give people a great release from stresses in life and all the rest of it, you know what I mean? It doesn’t mean they’re all going to go out and go, ‘Yeah, let’s get a gun!’’”

So, tell us Mr. Neeson…do YOU own a gun? Sorry. You can’t claim “It’s a fantasy” ….you are endorsing the right for a man to protect his family by agreeing to make the film. We understand that YOU live in a fantasy world where you hang out with the superrich and can hire body guards, and live in castles with heavily guarded gates, but hey, some of us live near Ferguson. We NEED our guns. What DON’T you get about this fact?

You DO have a choice Liam. You don’t have to make those films. Why do you think Americans LIKE those films? Is it because we believe in the right to protect ourselves? Or is it because we just think you’re so handsome?

Jeeze.

But, hey, if these guys want to shoot themselves in the foot, let them. After we heard Stallone put down the American public we never spent another dime on him, and we use to see all his movies.Sly Stone

I don’t care how many more RAMBOS he makes, or even if Liam makes TAKEN 22, I will never spend another dime on seeing any of their work.

Nobody Thinks they both have enough money and who knows? Maybe ‘somebody’ is paying them big bucks to say this stuff.

Or…are they that stupid?

You tell me.

So, do YOU want to give your money to support men who put you down, and think you are stupid? You know what this Nobody really thinks about these two?

In a real fight in the real world, they’d be the first ones out the back door. They are …..actually cowards.

My dog has more cahonies, and she’s a female.

 

January 13, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Do They WANT You to Come To Their Movies?

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Hollywood–it was reported today that Hollywood had its worst summer in eight years, which got me to thinking about a movie that is coming out soon called—-

Expendable 3.expendables

The first one was good….but….

“Well, we’re not paying to see it.” said my husband who has been known to watch Rocky and First Blood marathons. ” Anybody that makes a living making movies filled with guns, and then says Americans shouldn’t have guns, doesn’t need my money.”

Yes, Sylvester Stallone was all for gun control during the gun debates last year.

I agree with my husband, and I guess that’s why Sylvester Stallone keeps putting more and more box office famous faces in the Expendable movies–He knows America is not going to go to just see HIM anymore, so he loads up his movies now with the old tried and true stars of the last few decades–like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, and Mel Gibson. It worked before…might work again.

Still, I often wonder how many other people decide not to waste their money on Hollywood hypocrites. Judging by the box office, a lot more than you would think. Most of the men in the movie, are American Icons, but, somewhere along the line, I really don’t care a bit about any of them anymore. Through the years, most of them have stated their opinions, and it has always hit me the wrong way.

Stallone is big on immigration, and gun control. Harrison Ford, has said some nasty things about Bush. Okay, sure, I complain about the Bushes for many reasons, but Ford was downright nasty, almost hateful. Schwarzenegger turned out to be a democrat. Gibson? Well…not most women’s idea of a man you would want to sit next to in a bar…

Still, they have all made great movies, but what is it? I think, money is so tight, if you feel like the actor looks DOWN on you as a fan, you just don’t care to give him any more money. That’s it for me anyway. They’ve divided the country, and it is what it is. I’m sure Harrison Ford wouldn’t be caught dead watching Duck Dynasty.

Stallone wants a ‘younger’ audience, but you have to laugh. The younger generations were raised on the Hobbit,Vampires, and love stories–which actually put Stallone into fame and fortune. When was the last time he did THAT convincingly?

Rocky was as much about a love story as a story of individual courage and hard work. Now, he just makes gun fights. This Nobody Thinks his finest works are behind him.Jane Fonda

And then there’s Jane Fonda. As an actress–she was always great, she soared above her father in acting ability…but Vietnam hurt her to at least half of America. Fewer people went to see her movies. Today, she was upset about Rupert Murdoch trying to buy Time Warner:

“It’s no secret that Rupert uses his media outlets for political reasons,” she added. “And he is not neutral. And he, you know, his new outlets do things that are unconscionable. And it just cannot happen that he becomes that much of a dominant force in American media.”

Clearly, Jane misses her cannon.

Nobody Thinks that Sylvester Stallone should put Jane in his next movie as his next gun-toting mistress…the title “expendable” then would finally find its true home.

And I find it funny, that the one women who did one of the most unconscionable things ever done in American history, by siding with the enemy who were killing our men, and insulting American soldiers…THAT woman finds a conservative TV mogul so—-“unconscionable” because that’s exactly  what SHE has always been to parents and wives who lost their loved ones in Vietnam.

She said she was sorry. All Rupert has to do is tell her, if he manages to buy Time Warner, “I’m sorry Jane, really I am.”

Nobody Wins when ageing movie stars, who lost half their following because they insulted Americans who went to see their movies, now have to work at lower wages just to keep their face on that big screen.

Move over guys…we still have our memories. There isn’t anybody that isn’t expendable.

 

July 24, 2014 Posted by | Entertainers, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

So WHY Did Pam Anderson Reveal Her “Abuse” by Men…now?

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It’s the YEAR OF THE WOMAN! Every cable network, morning talk show, liberal blog, is pounding the new theme that they hope will get their woman of year elected.pam's hair cut

And their main nemesis…is the evil man.

Pamela Anderson, has cut her hair in Hillary style fashion, and remade herself into a spokeswoman for the noble causes of the elites:

Actress Pamela Anderson stunned guests at the launch of her charity foundation by detailing a catalogue of horrific sexual abuse during her childhood.

The shock revelation came as she unveiled The Pamela Anderson Foundation, which will focus on environmentalism and animal rights activism, in front of a crowd of more than 200 during the Cannes Film Festival in France on Friday.

She took to a podium to address revelers and spoke about how her deeply troubled past had prompted her love of nature.

The “Baywatch” star said, “I feel now might be the time to reveal a few of my most painful memories. At the risk of over-exposing myself, again, or being inappropriate, again, I thought I might share with you why I am doing this.”

Anderson has previously revealed she was raped when she was 12-years-old, but she shocked the crowd by detailing a string of abusive incidents, alleging she was molested by a female babysitter at the age of six and gang-raped as a teen by a group of young men.

Sadly, rape is not uncommon on this planet, and evil men and women are all over the place. I have always thought Pamela’s taste in drug-addicted men, showed her own low self- esteem. Is it any wonder she married such low lifers? And even though she had ‘loving’ parents, some kind of detachment was there. Clearly, the sex goddess needs constant attention. Pam and Tommy

But…having said all that, the fact that she is coming out at this moment in the run up to the first female President in history does not go unnoticed. Why the silence all these years? Why now?

Whether the ‘sexual’ abuse stories, are true or not (We don’t really know do we?) they will be used to promote the further power of the ‘woman’ in government, and how all women are ‘abused.”

Along with the polar bears, who I’m sure, Pamela finds a need to save,

And one other question: If someone is abused so terrible because of sex, would you want to keep flaunting your ‘sex’? Maybe psychiatrists can explain this one….there has to be more to this than meets the eye.

In the meantime guys, don’t worry. I’m sure Pamela will keep the men in eye candy until the day she dies. She is following Bridget Bardot’s golden year path.

 

May 19, 2014 Posted by | Elites, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Reads About Amy Adams

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I was putzing around in the latest Issue of Vanity Fair this morning. Vanity Fair is a double edged sword: you can read a lot of really good writers, saying absolutely nothing, but saying it in a very creative way, or entertaining way, and waste a good 20 minutes of your life, or…you can get some real insights into the lives of the rich and famous…and then there’s the fluff. Every month they are promoting somebody, with some fluff piece, and this month it was Amy Adams. Amy Adams, Hollywood’s Red Hot Winter Wonderland. (Okay, the title gives it away)Amy Adams on couch

But, if I were Amy Adams, I’m not sure what I would take out of these statements:

“Hoffman describes Adams as “a great actress” who will keep working until she gets it right.”

That’s like saying, the girl is such a moron we have to do 847 takes just until we finally get something we can use. Nobody Thinks that the definition of a great actress is someone who can do the scene in just one take..but maybe I’ve got it wrong.

He goes on:

“She s so vulnerable. She’s the person the director is either in love with or wants to kill. At bottom, she’s generous and she shows up to work.” In other words (This are the words of Nell Scovell) there’s no one he’d rather have jerk him off in the sink? He laughs. “Basically.”

So Amy, your duty here is to help the director jerk- off onset. (Hey…I’m living in a world of smut disguised as serious liberal journalism. Help me out here.)Amy Adams

Is it me? These liberals are SUCH big feminist supporters, and yet think nothing of insulting someone’s acting ability by saying she really is just there to add sex appeal to the movie, and add some fun to the director’s day.

Oh…but she is generous. That’s good in any winter wonderland I suppose.

UPDATE: Somebody should be more generous to Amy by the looks of this apartment.

December 21, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Paris, Lindsey, Katy….Dolly?

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This week, we have three American diva’s that are crying out for the Nobody’s Perfect award: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Katy Perry.

Did you really want me to talk about Obamacare? I didn’t think so.

First up, we have Paris Hilton, whose only goal in life is to…party, and Lindsey Lohan, whose only goal in life is to..party. You would THINK they would love each other…

But..not anymore. It seems Paris’s brother, Barron Hilton (The Hilton’s like to name their kids properly.) was at a Miami mansion, and said something rather nasty about Lohan, and then Lindsey ordered someone to beat him up.  You have to wonder if this was a knockout warm-up or if Barron is just short.paris brother

Paris was so mad she posted this in Instagram:

“They both will pay for what they did. No one f—-with my family and gets away with it!! And that she should “watch her back. “

Lindsey then had this to say:

“You talk s— about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”

This is pop culture at its best.  And a fine example of years going to the best schools. To this Nobody’s Says: Where’s the YouTube video? Come on guys! Was your cell phone stuck in the limo? Lindsey Lohan

And then there’s the woman who used to be married to the greatest pop socialist of the last decade— Russell Brand: Katy Perry. Just the fact that she married him, should tell you all you need to know about her lack of mental floss.

It seem Katy, in an interview, said that she didn’t let her parents go and watch her sing at President Obama’s inauguration last January, because they were Republicans and did not vote for Obama.

From Newsbusters:

As Perry tells it, her parents met when Mary, “a pot-smoking debutante” and freelance journalist, was covering a tent revival in Las Vegas, which Keith, an acid-dropping hippie turned preacher, was attending. “People don’t understand that I have a great relationship with my parents—like, how that can exist,” she says. “There isn’t any judgment. They don’t necessarily agree with everything I do, but I don’t necessarily agree with everything they do. They’re at peace with—they pray for me is what they do. They’re fascinated with the idea that they created someone who has this much attention on her. My parents are Republicans, and I’m not. They didn’t vote for Obama, but when I was asked to sing at the inauguration, they were like, ‘We can come.’ And I was like, ‘No, you can’t. I love you so much, but that—on principle.’ They understood, but I was like, ‘How dare you?’ in a way.”

How dare they? How DARE they want to go to the Capitol (which they help pay for with taxes) to watch their daughter sing (whom they FED from the time she was a baby) even though they didn’t vote for Obama? (Who they also pay his salary by their federally stolen taxes.)  How DARE they?

(Cough) if ONLY they were still pot-smoking acid-dropping hippies again, I bet they could have gone.

Okay: maybe we should take a vote on this one:

All who think that Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan are basically acting like spoiled diva thugs, with little class and not much brains…raise your hands.

All who think that Katy Perry’s rudeness to her own parents, not to mention, the lack of ANY kind of simple understanding of our rights as Americans…raise your hand.

Mmmmm

Who won?Dollay Parton 2

I’m going with Dolly Parton! She recently stuck up for Miley Cyrus’s porn inspiring twerking.  Good lord Dolly...as if she needed your help. Did your coat of many colors get lost at the local laundry mat in East St. Louis?

So far, I haven’t seen Paris OR Lindsey twerk at all. Okay. Almost…but not like Miley.

But then again, the year’s not over yet. If Dolly starts twerking— I’m never listening to “I will Always Love You.’ ever again.

December 9, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Martha Raye VS Sean Penn

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Nobody Knows…

This lady lived probably before most of my readers time: BUT, if you ever watch the old movie channels you will recognize this woman. Her name was Martha Raye. After you read this, and you think about the movie stars in our generation, you will wonder like me: WHAT happened to them? For instance: Here we see Sean Penn holding the Egyptian flag, supporting the revolution…in EGYPT.  Most of them are anti-American. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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This is a great story about a great woman. I was unaware of her credentials or where she is buried. Most of the old time entertainers were made out of a lot sterner stuff than today’s crop of activists and whiners. The following is from an Army Aviator who takes a trip down memory lane:

 It was just before Thanksgiving ’67 and we were ferrying dead and wounded from a large GRF west of Pleiku. We had run out of body bags by noon, so the Hook ( CH-47 CHINOOK) was pretty rough in the back. All of a sudden, we heard a ‘take-charge’ woman’s voice in the rear.

There was the singer and actress, Martha Raye, with a SF ( Special Forces) beret and jungle fatigues, with subdued markings, helping the wounded into the Chinook, and carrying the dead aboard. ‘Maggie’ had been visiting her SF ‘heroes’ out  ‘west’.

We took off, short of fuel, and headed to the USAF hospital pad at Pleiku. As we all started unloading our sad pax’s, a ‘Smart Ass’ USAF Captain said to Martha…. Ms Ray, with all these dead and wounded to process, there would not be time for your show!

To all of our surprise, she pulled on her right collar and said…..Captain, see this eagle? I am a full ‘Bird’ in the US Army Reserve, and on this is a ‘Caduceus’ which means I am a Nurse, with a surgical specialty….now, take me to your wounded. He said, yes mam’…. Follow me.Several times at the Army Field Hospital in Pleiku, she would ‘cover’ a surgical shift, giving a nurse a well-deserved break.

Martha is the only woman buried in the SF (Special Forces) cemetery at Ft. Bragg .

October 1, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Doctors, Entertainers, History | , | 5 Comments

   

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