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Nobody’s Perfect: Streisand, King, DeBlasio, and the Pope

Nobody’s Perfect

Have you seen the recent picture of Barbara Streisand? Wow. Talk about major plastic surgery. She had to tweet a picture of herself with Bill and Hillary, after she tweeted that Trump was a “fake” president on July 4th.

As Laura Ingram would say: “Shut up and sing Barbara.”

Not to be upstaged by anyone last week, the Pope came out and declared that President Trump and Vladimir Putin were the sons of Satan.
Okay…so he didn’t exactly SAY that. He warned that they are forming a ‘dangerous alliance”

With the millions of Christians being slaughtered all over the world by Muslims.  I think Trump and Putin are the least of his worries. In fact, the pope should be giving them the keys to the Vatican for wanting to protect the Christians.

What a putz.

And then there’s another ‘tweet’ by Stephen King, who came out and said:

“The News is real, the President is fake.”

Are you seeing a pattern here? Such originality! Wow Steve, that’s all you could come up with? And how would you know anything about the REAL world? You’ve lived in your basement writing up to seven hours a day, only to come out and take a walk…sometimes not paying attention to the REAL world of cars.
Or…have you forgotten? How’s that knee doing?

Another one of his tweets:

Let’s be clear: Trump’s “fake news” obsession is about HONEST news coverage that is unfavorable to him. Pandering to his shrinking base.

Really Steven? How many reporters have been fired due to reporting lies about Trump? Or, do you only watch CNN? And guess what? His base is growing. Here near Ferguson, the blacks are starting to realize, that the democrats have been using them. Do you even look at the internet? Youtube? The blacks are…waking up. Big time. I should know, I don’t live in a big walled off mansion like you. Maybe you should try talking to a few people outside you little liberal town.

You are…so multitudinously clueless. Get out of Nadine’s head. Really, copying Barbara Streisand. Pretty sad.

Still, none of these idiots compare to the Mayor of New York, De Comrade De Blastio, who left the city to go to Paris to join the communists and protest President Trump.

In the meantime, a NY cop was killed and the subways are waiting for King Kong. Their ‘elected’ mayor was off in Paris on vacation.

And nobody hopes, as much as I, that the “REAL NEWS” of the liberal elites keeps on their usual mechanical maniacal road to insanity.

 

July 10, 2017 Posted by | Oligarchy, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Compare: Barry VS Donald. The REAL American is Easy to See

Nobody’s Opinion

I remember when Obama was President. Every 4th of July, more like a big party for drinkers, than a celebration of the country, and every 4th I was sad, seeing the destruction of the republic. To most of the country who voted for him, Trump was a godsend.

And since Trump was elected, the sore losers are trying to get him impeached.

For…tweeting.

Yes, the daily destruction of President Trump by the left, has become almost a cartoon of absurdity.

In the meantime, the ‘protests’ and threats of assassination have gone on daily. Trump, has not silence any of them. But, the lst amendment gives even the President of the United States the same right as the rest of us to speak freely.

And the left does not like that one little bit. He doesn’t silence the left, he fights back.

In the meantime, Obama went to his Indonesia country right before our National Holiday, (Yes, he is still a citizen) and trashed our President, while praising Indonesia’s Constitution.

“We start seeing a rise in sectarian politics, we start seeing a rise in an aggressive kind of nationalism, we start seeing both in developed and developing countries an increased resentment about minority groups and the bad treatment of people who don’t look like us or practice the same faith as us,” he said.

Yes, good old Barry is behind all this hatred for white people now, it’s a no-brainer.

Even here in St. Louis, they had to have a march for some kind of an attack that happened 100 years ago, and talk about the ‘fear’ they still have.  Anything to keep the blacks in line.  He started working on his communist revolution BLM shit as soon as he got into the presidency. If she won, he could continue…but SHE would be granted the power. And none of them want to give up that power. No President. Obama now is acting like he’s president of the world.

Right. Dream on Barry.

The contrast between President Trump and Obama is like night and day.

And he is driving them mad with his “America First” message.

He really should do more rally’s, because last night, at the Kennedy Center, President Trump delivered another speech right to our hearts. There was no “crazy, mentally ill, fascist.” standing on the podium.

Nope. He delivers what ALL the liberals don’t get.

Love…for the American people. He didn’t use the Kennedy center to celebrate the liberal movie stars, no, he used it to celebrate God and the veterans.

OMG. Can you imagine the outrage at the D.C. liberal cocktail parties?

Ask yourself: When was the last time any democrat said anything nice about the American people?

How STUPID are they?

We have been called names right along with President Trump, and they are playing right into his hands.
When Hillary called us ‘deplorable’ she sealed her fate.

President Trump will win, he is winning over them, and he is making them crash and burn in their own putrid hatred.

And just when they are too upset to even talk, President Trump tweeted a video showing him smashing up CNN.

After the video’s they’ve put out about him, it was pretty tame. He didn’t BEHEAD CNN, he just posted a joke.

But the press said this:

The wrestling video, which was also posted to the official @POTUS Twitter account, stirred criticism, disbelief and dumbfoundedness. Some journalists denounced its portrayal of violence as dangerous, saying it could incite attacks or threats against news media employees.

“I think it is unseemly that the president would attack journalists for doing their jobs, and encourage such anger at the media,” said Dean Baquet, the executive editor of The New York Times.

“It is a sad day when the president of the United States encourages violence against reporters,” the network said in a statement. “Instead of preparing for his overseas trip, his first meeting with Vladimir Putin, dealing with North Korea and working on his health care bill, he is involved in juvenile behavior far below the dignity of his office. We will keep doing our jobs. He should start doing his.”
So far, I don’t think any reporter has been hurt, but plenty of Trump supporters have been attacked physically.

Since no President has ever seemed like a normal human being, President Trump is just like us. AMERICANS. The truth is easy to see. And it’s getting easier every day.

Liberals truly ARE the enemy within.

What was Obama? He pretended to be black, but in reality, he hangs out with white people, with big money on Wall Street and the globalist. He lives in white neighborhoods, and then attacks the little ones like you and I.

Yes, put Obama next to Trump, and it’s like putting a black roach next to the American eagle.

(No offense to the roach.)

This diversity crap is all about forming a New World..a One World Government. WE THE PEOPLE have a right to decide our own fate.

And if we don’t want Sharia law, that’s our right.

So, this 4th, we can wear our flag tee-shirts proudly. For all the lives fought in wars which lifted the whole world, our fathers, our brothers, our mothers, our founders…

We can be damn proud.

The country is still a mess. But at least, we finally have someone in the White House fighting for US.

Let’s not let HIM down.

July 2, 2017 Posted by | Barack Obama, President Donald J. Trump | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders About Floors and Ceilings

Nobody Wonders

Here’s a few giblets of thoughts that were on my mind today:

Nobody Wonders: Why do I seem to be the only person who still marvels as a child when a plane full of overweight people and heavy suitcases, gets up in the air within a few seconds and within minutes is gliding smoothly at $35,000 feet? To think of all the HOURS of work put in by men, from the original Wright Brothers to the men who built the modern 747—-it just overwhelms me every single time I fly. I simply can’t help but feel in awe of what man has accomplished. My emotions never change whenever I fly. And I always wonder why…I seem to be the only person on the plane who feels that awe.

Everybody else takes it for granted. What the hell is wrong with me?

A frequent flyer sitting next to me on the flight back to St. Louis said that he had once flown in a plane that was struck by lightning. He also witnessed a stewardess being slammed into the ceiling on a bumpy flight. He mentioned these facts while we were flying through a lightning storm and it got pretty bumpy.
While a plane is statically safer than any car, not many people survive a plane crash. In a car, you have some control…in a plane, you are powerless.

Which makes me also wonder…it’s all how you look at things, isn’t it?

Nobody Wonders: Yes, here’s another thing I wonder about. I couldn’t wait to get back to St. Louis, and the trees. The plants in Arizona, while very pretty, were so DIFFERENT than the plants in Missouri, that you have to marvel at the difference between a cactus, and an oak tree. Both are plants, right? Arizona looks like Mars to me. Beautiful…but strange.

Both species of plants are simple mother nature. They developed to fit their environment. So, why can’t we admit how different races of people are? Are people not like plants?  Or does our brain go beyond mother nature? Is the theory of Thomas Sowell, who points out that the Africans did not develop as a race due to the geography of Africa, logical?

And why do they keep ignoring the true differences in men and women?

Okay. We all know it’s politics. Still, if I suggested that blacks are superior in basketball because they are tall and have a natural talent for it, and Jews are more cerebral, I would be called a racist. But since no one is equal, why do they keep insisting on equality? A dream which, scientifically speaking, cannot EVER be reached?

(Okay, we know the answer to that.)

Which brings me to Trump haters.

I was sitting next to a man of very high intellect on my way back to St. Louis. We had the most interesting conversation, but I found that our opinions of President Trump were very different. He saw Trump as a true narcissist. A typical CEO. So, this nobody wonders if he didn’t come to this conclusion, because the man DEALS all the time with big CEO’s, who he admitted, were all narcissists.

I saw Prescient Trump very differently. I saw him as a man who saw what was wrong with America and didn’t sound like a rehearsed politician.

Politicians talk a great game, but mostly do nothing. No matter what you say about the man, Trump prefers to ACT rather than talk.

Nobody Wonders if MY bias toward President Trump is because I do nothing but absorb politics all day, and have never had to deal with a CEO. I don’t have a high paying job, and I have had to watch the destruction day after day of my city, my town, my very neighborhood.

Therefore, as the song goes: “One man ceiling is another man’s floor.” or is it more:

“You’re right from your side, and I’m right from mine.

We’re both just one too many mornings and a thousand miles behind.”

Nobody Wonders one more thing:

Why nobody in Arizona can give good directions? I think, it must be the heat.

 

June 17, 2017 Posted by | American Culture | , | Leave a comment

American Men Save Mom and Her Puppies

Nobody Flashes…

Probably the last inspiring news before the election…and this one IS an inspiration

You have to watch the video if you haven’t seen it.

THESE are the type of men Tom Hanks was making fun of on SNL….

I LOVE these guys. American men. They don’t get any better.

Enjoy!

October 29, 2016 Posted by | American Culture | , | Leave a comment

Hillary Will Bring Us Paris…..And Not the Old One

Nobody Wonders

How can Paris, once considered the best place to go for a romantic weekend, let this happen to their country? What in the world are their leaders drinking? They should all be put on trial for treason to their countries. What? Did they all decide somewhere at some rich elite Swiss Alp party to flood the West with poor and criminal migrants? Are they out to destroy the planet? Forget global warming, globalization has put the West on the fast track to distinction. Globalization is the biggest threat to mankind.

I guess it’s true. They really do want to cull the population down to 500,000. You can’t mix Islam with freedom, and not expect a civil war.

What women would feel safe even walking past these men from Sudan, Africa, Afghanistan?

They are not showing you this on TV. The Europeans are being FORCED to give in to Islam. The women are being told to wear Burka’s.

The western leaders have giving in to Islam. I’m sure Parisians hate this. Who Wouldn’t hate this?

And if Hillary Clinton is put into power, THIS same scene will be seen on the streets of many of our cities….sooner or later.

Donald Trump gave one of the greatest speeches of our times today: Warning America about radical Islam. I  sure hope America was listening.

We CANNOT let this happen here, and I want to personally thank the republicans Congress of Missouri for passing our right to carry a gun without a permit.

Let’ the Muslims know: This is NOT Paris. We WILL fight you back.

September 19, 2016 Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Jeff Foxworthy…Tell the US to WAKE UP!

Nobody Gets Email:

Here’s an example of the common sense that America used to have in abundance, and Jeff Foxworthy has boatloads of it.

(Thanks to Kris) brilliant

You can’t get better than this:

Enjoy!


By Jeff Foxworthy:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.laughing monkey

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.confused baby two

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION!

 

LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! 

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER  ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. puzzle baby

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

 

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!! …… FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

IT’S TIME TO WAKEUP America!Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

August 14, 2016 Posted by | politics | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes—The Star Spangled Banner By Gun

Nobody Flashes

—This guy is GOOD!

I would have never imagined that you could play the Star Spangled Banner with a gun.

You have to see this…it’s just too much fun…and if for no other reason, to get you in the mood to celebrate our Founders.

Enjoy!

 

July 2, 2016 Posted by | American History | | Leave a comment

How Will Obama’s Muslim Refugees Deal with Transgender bathrooms?

Nobody Knows

Okay.  We’ve finally figured out that Obama is a Muslim.

Now, can we all agree that the man is gay? And maybe Joan Rivers was right. Maybe Michelle truly IS a transvestite. Ever watched the two of them work out?Michelle working out

There has never been, in the history of most people’s lives, ANY problem whatsoever with gays, or ‘transgenders’ as Obama has so lovingly named them, going into public bathrooms.Obama working out

First: Most of them did not DRESS like the opposite sex, unless it was on the weekend and then they all had their very own nightclubs and places to hang out. Nobody bothered them. They were such a small percentage of the population, that it was never a problem.

But Obama has decided that this is a bigger crisis than ISIS, so he is going to mandate and insist that all bathrooms become…available to everyone.

WASHINGTON — In the middle of a legal fight with North Carolina over transgender rights, the Obama administration is planning to issue a sweeping decree telling every public school district in the country to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms that match their gender identity.

The letter to school districts that will go out Friday describing what they should do to ensure that none of their students are discriminated against, signed by officials of the Justice Department and Department of Education, does not have the force of law. But it contains an implicit threat: Schools that do not abide by the Obama administration’s interpretation of the law could face lawsuits or a loss of federal aid.

The dirty secret is, these places are already all over the country.

I remember the first time my husband and I went into one. It was a bathroom for BOTH…men and women.

I didn’t even want to go into it with my own husband. I kept thinking: What if my husband wasn’t here? What if there was a strange man, would I make polite conversation with him while I was washing my hands? Would he be thinking of sex with me while he was washing his hands? Would I just wait outside until he left?

And let’s not even talk about the difference between the plumbing.

So…I want to know, what are the MUSLIMS going to do about this? How is a Muslim in school, going to feel with having a boy in her bathroom? Or how is a Muslim man going to feel when a ‘lesbian’ walks into his bathroom?

Will the American Muslims be exempt from using the bathroom with other children?Michelle in heat

Adding to the insanity, Target has allowed this new Obama law to go into effect in all Target stores, and their stock crashed over $2 billion dollars.  The CEO, Brain Cornell, compares this to the blacks not being allowed in the stores so long ago.

Let’s ask the black people what THEY think about it.

Target’s stock fell by 5.43 percent during the day, more than rivals J.C. Penny, which was down 2.47 percent. and Wal-Mart, down 2.75 percent. But other retailers lost heavily – Kohl’s was down 6.02 percent and Sears dropped by 5.35 percent, amid bad news from President Barack Obama’s tepid economy.

Most people don’t mind some really flamboyant flaming transsexual going into the girls bathroom…the famous ones we all know like Bruce Jenner.

But these are dangerous times. Especially when we have a President that is a sick, sick, cookie. Who knows what men will take advantage of this new Obama tyranny.

AND BY THE WAY, Mr. “I want to be President NOW…Mr. Paul Ryan” Why aren’t you talking about THIS?

Or…will you say that a President has the right to declare that all men and women should share bathrooms. It’s Constitutional.

RYAN! Is Trump doing this kind of shit? Really. Why don’t you attack the REAL tyranny right in front of you!

This is such a non-issue, but for a control freak/gay psychopath like Obama..It’s too perfect.

This is an attack on all our freedom and privacy.

I predict, gun sales for women will go sky-high.

May 12, 2016 Posted by | American Culture, Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Captain Clay Higgins

Nobody Gets Email:

Here’s a real true blue and tried American, taking the time, to make this video, with great heart…and saying what many Americans feel.

Captain Clay Higgins is Nobody’s Fool, and I for one am certainly glad he walks the planet.

Listen, and enjoy. You won’t hear this on your local cable news station.

(Thanks to madmemere)

 

May 10, 2016 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows in EXACTLY 500 Words

Nobody Knowsfunny three

Ignorance is everywhere…in fact, it’s the hottest thing going now around the world. So, let’s begin counting up some of the things that in January of 2015, remain a mystery.

Nobody Knows…

—Why they were advertizing the Powerball amount ($550 mil) every hour, and what happens to the money that the government takes from the person who wins… which is well over half….(not including the taxes you pay after the fact) where does it go? To who? To what? Nobody knows.


—If a town that doesn’t have a football team, (The Rams want to move from St. Louis to L.A.) will go ahead and build an empty stadium just so black contractor’s can have a job.  Seems to be the case.


–Whose BRIGHT idea it was to tie the international money markets to each other so that if one fell down, everybody else’s did too.


—-If ANYONE will watch the remake of the O.J. Simpson trial on Cable. And WHY?funny kim


—If Bernie Sanders really wins the nomination, will he step aside for Hillary?


—-If someone will ask Jeb Bush how he KNOWS that Donald Trump will NOT be President, (He keeps saying it.) because if he does know who the President will be, then the whole process is rigged and Jeb Bush must be part of it.


—Why my friend who works for the Police Department is scared even to tell me what crimes she reported on that day. It’s like she is sworn to secrecy of a secret society and something terrible will happen to her if she even tells me about a traffic accident. And why she doesn’t even think that’s a bit like working in the KGB.


—If the mendacious Hillary will ever tell the truth about anything, and if she is getting Botox.funny five


—How many times I can watch the movie John Wick. (five so far)

—If the reason they keep playing Rocky movies on TV is because nobody is going to see his new one.


—-If  Sly is trying to sell his house in Miami, so that he can leave the country so he doesn’t have to pay taxes?


—WHY…it’s okay that Paul Ryan put a bill on Obama’s desk to repeal Obamacare, but when Ted Cruz stood up in the first place to protest it, and NOBODY was there to help him, he was ostracized by every one of them. They all condemned him for doing such a hopeless thing because Obama would veto it. Well…Obama is going to veto Ryan’s bill. WHY is Ryan a big deal and Cruz not?


—How many people are going to die BECAUSE of Obamacare.

Nobody Knows, who took THIS picture?

Nobody Knows, who took THIS picture?


—Why we aren’t seeing more of the sewage and dead animals from the great flood of the Mississippi rolling down to New Orleans on our news programs?


If you bake an egg, is it really better than boiling it?


Nobody Knows, If I can write EXACTLY 450 words.

(I did it.)

 

January 6, 2016 Posted by | American Culture, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Chris Pratt: Setting a GREAT Example; Listen Up Hollywood….

Nobody Cares

….If I start out the weekend with an uplifting video going around the internet right now. A father teaching his young son, to value his country.

I love it!

Chris Pratt, the hottest actor in Hollywood now due to the successful “Guardians of the Galaxy”…has just sent his popularity soaring into the Stars!

He truly IS a Starlord!

Enjoy!

 

 

 

May 29, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Clint Eastwood and Chris Kyle

Nobody’s Fool

Nobody Thinks to post this movie about the stereotype of a man who drives liberals crazy, is hard NOT to do.

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but this man, was given a job, and did it well. To blame the soldiers for war is beyond understanding, but liberals always do.

Nobody thanks Mr. Eastwood for bringing his life to the big screen.

You share the Nobody’s Fool Award of the week with Chris Kyle, who clearly, was a man of high integrity and great honor, and you can see that in this interview.

If you have seen it, go ahead and share. 🙂

January 29, 2015 Posted by | Military, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Why We Will MISS the Family….

Nobody Gets Email:

Here we have the timeless sayings of the last great generation, whose common sense has long since left the planet.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe, who is still a kid.)

I really liked the TIME TRAVEL…what’s your favorite?

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Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

 

1. My mother taught me

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL  DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.Monkey laughing

I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock You into the middle of next week!”

4. My father taught me LOGIC. ” Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, You’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case You’re in an accident.”

7. My father taught me IRONY. “Keep crying,

And I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times.

Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out…”

14. My mother taught me about  BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . “Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in This world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it from your father

When you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes,

They are going to get stuck that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know

When you are cold?”

20. My father taught me HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,

Don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me

HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you.

Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE .

“One day you’ll have kids,

And I hope they turn out just like you !”

   This was only sent to the over 50 crowd because the younger ones would not believe we truly were told these “EXACT” words by our parents

 

 

 

 

 

January 17, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, humor | , | 4 Comments

Nobody Wins With Democratic Mayors

Nobody Wins

If you haven’t seen the NEW race riot video, where in July, a black man who didn’t do what the police wanted, was ‘killed’ see it below.

Now, I don’t know about you, but there are literally thousands of video’s showing cops (if you watch COPS on TV you can see this every night) trying to arrest a black man, and the black person always knows there’s a camera and they ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS are screaming discrimination.

Or, “You’re hurting meeee! Oh!!! OH!!! OH!!…stop it!”

It’s so common we are all used to it, as I’m sure the cops are.

Nevertheless, the black guy had a heart attack, due to the ordeal. And the cop was just found innocent.

It was perfect timing— this verdict coming out now. After all, after black Friday, the black rioters sort of disappeared. New York Christmas shopping is coming up!

Whatever you many think about who did what wrong here….nobody was hitting this man. We have seen cops being ruthless in some tapes, and remember, that’s VERY rare.

This seemed more like a big mistake.

BUT…when the Mayor of New York insinuates that white people are at fault “going back decades” you can be rest assured the democratic party have marching orders…

RALLY THAT WAR! White people are to blame!

Nobody Wins.. when politicians try to incite riots…..especially the black people who are trying hard to abide by the law.

I might live near Ferguson, but I’m damn sure glad I don’t live in New York.

 

December 3, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Race, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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