Nobody Flashes Email.
After the “Bad news Friday” dump of Hillary’s ongoing FBI email escapade, it was good to get this fun video.
I have NO idea how he did this, nor…do I WANT to know. I simply want to be amazed.
Enjoy! It’s Saturday! And go ahead…try this at home. Tell me how you did.
(Thanks to madmemere)
While Hillary is out there talking about “love”— as if she has ever loved anybody in her entire life but herself, she has her very rich and snobby movie star elites…attacking Donald Trump.
Three famous rich liberals have gone on the “Trump” attack train this week: Let’s start with the one with the least class: Harrison Ford.
Harrison Ford is a man who should have retired long ago, but because his best buddy Steven Spielberg kept him in all his movies, he is STILL around. So, Donald Trump says something very nice about him, and it pisses him off:
This week Harrison Ford took on Donald Trump after the Republican made a reference to Ford’s 1997 action flick Air Force One. Trump had told The New York Times that he admires presidents from action movies, like Ford’s character.
“My favorite was Harrison Ford on the plane,” said Trump. “I love Harrison Ford — and not just because he rents my properties. He stood up for America.”
Harrison Ford quipped back, (How DARE Donald tell the world that he rents his property) reminding Donald Trump that he never really fought terrorists in an airplane.
“It’s a movie,” he said. “Donald, it was a movie. It’s not like this in real life, but how would you know?”
NOBODY SAYS: You’re right Harrison. Everybody knows it was a movie, including Donald, because in REAL life, you are a gutless worm of a man, and I for one am getting tired of looking at your ugly face. We all know, if that had been you in real life on Air Force One, you would have taken the first plane out of there and left everyone behind. You are one of the rich snobs we hear in America are really getting tired of. I was going to see Star Wars, but why? Clearly it’s going to be a typical propaganda film, and frankly, they should have left you out of it.
You have no class, and by the way, how dare you lecture us about climate change, when you ride around in your private jets, and HOW big are all your houses?
What? You like to work with your hands? I believe it. You have no brain. By the way, was that part of the deal to put you in the movie? You had to come out and promote the global liberal agenda?
(Whew, that felt good. One of the perks of not being on anybody’s website but my own. )
Flash ahead to Muhammad Ali. He had to trash Donald this week too:
Boxing legend Muhammad Ali on Wednesday criticized Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump’s proposal to ban Muslims from entering the United States, calling on Muslims “to stand up to those who use Islam to advance their own personal agenda.”
NOBODY SAYS: Right.
Another gutless worm: First off, the last time I saw Muhammad Ali he was so brain damaged he couldn’t even talk, so I’m pretty sure he didn’t say this. But let’s be frank. EVERYBODY knows the reason Cassius Clay became a Muslims was so he would not have to be drafted into the army and maybe have to fight for his country, and lose all his millions.
If that isn’t a perfect example of using Islam to advance your own personal agenda that I don’t know what is.
In other words: He did it to save his own hide. He might have been a great fighter..but Elvis had more guts than Cassius Clay ever did. At least Elvis went into the army.
Cassis Clay became Muhammad Ali to skip the draft. TELL me he didn’t.
(Okay, I’m not sure that made me feel any better, after all, the man IS brain dead..but still…typical.)
And last but not least J.K Rowling’s said this:
“How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad,” Rowling wrote, in sharing a BBC article titled, “Why people are calling American businessman Donald Trump Voldemort.”
NOBODY SAYS: You’re…kidding me. Okay. As much of a fan that I am of the Harry Potter films, if you have EVER read those books, (And I have read them all) then you know, that J.K. Rowling’s is no genius. In fact, she doesn’t write all that well. The concept is great, but…It’s all a lot of P.R with her, and if not for the movies, and whatever connections she had who decided to make her famous, she’d be just another children’s book author lost to the world. (I know, they are kids books…but there ARE better ones.)
The only thing I’ll say about J.K. Rowlings is…don’t think I’d buy another one of her books.
So, if you think I was a bit too nasty on any of these people, let me say…I really don’t care. I’m tired of the liberal trash in Hollywood making all their millions off of conservative ideas, and then in REAL life, they tell us that conservative ideas are racists, conservatives are stupid, and they are superior to us.
What they don’t realize is that AIR FORCE ONE, might have helped give us the Donald Trump that has emerged…a man who WANTS to save America, just like in the movies.
So, the last laugh is on you Harrison…
Thank God Drudge warns us…
In an effort to shock and awe and drag the MOST people out of their happy Christmas Hallmark movie marathon, and worried that millions of people are celebrating Christmas, instead of celebrating “climate change” it’s been reported that If you go to Dicaprio in his new movie Revenant, you will see what REAL “rape” is all about!
Forget those Mexicans..watch out for mother nature.
The new movie ‘REVENANT’ features a shocking scene of a wild bear raping Leo DiCaprio!
The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone.
The story of rural survivalism and revenge reaches new violent levels for a mainstream film.
The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling.
“He is raped — twice!”
YES! the message is: Move to the city where you will be safe, where you only have to worry about being robbed and killed!…And we can keep a watch on you!
My husband wanted to go see this movie…
I can’t wait to tell him…
Will the Walking Dead have a rape scene between Darrel and a Wolverine?
Funny—why is it more appalling to liberals when men and GAYS are raped? Women…not so much.
Can you guess?
UPDATE: The liberal press says Drudge has got it all wrong. That rape didn’t happen.
Nobody thinks that maybe Leo raped the bear. I can’t wait to find out.
Kanye West announced he’s running for President at the MTV awards, while he had the attention of the nation. Kim is already designing her separate Air Force One for herself, with enough closet space to hold her outfits. There will be another jet built just for the family…and they will have to put camera’s in every room in the White House…just for us.
He says he will run in 2020.
Nobody Wonders: Why wait Kanye….run in 2016….what? You have as much money as Donald.
Are you chicken?
What a putz.
Nobody interrupts her usual contest this week, because I found this letter from Kirk Douglas written to the ‘future’ presidents more than infuriating. Of course, it appeared in the Huffington Post because Kirk Douglas has been a lifelong democrat, even best buds with Jimmy Carter, even though he is a Jew, and that’s a contradiction in itself.
To which we all wonder: Why do the Jews support the democrats? (That’s another blog.)
Here is his letter to the 2016 future President:
Kirk: If you want my vote in November of 2016, I am asking you to do something right now.
America has never formally acknowledged and apologized for the unspeakable evil of slavery. So I am asking Republicans and Democrats alike to apologize to the American people. Our continued refusal to apologize for slavery still shames and divides our nation. It is past the time to heal.
Nobody: What do you MEAN America had never formally acknowledge and apologized for the unspeakable evil of slavery? Are you nuts? Our ancestors fought the civil war to give them freedom, and to end slavery.
When an American gives his life for a cause, that IS his apology. There IS no bigger apology than that. My ancestral family alone lost 257 men in the cause of the Union.(And that’s only on my mother’s side of the family)
Oh..you weren’t around to get those apologizes from them? That’s not THEIR fault.
Kirk: I have lived a long time — 98 years — and I have seen many incredible things.
Nobody: Yes, and how many nights were you sober when you saw these incredible things?
Kirk: I remember the days when the Ku Klux Klan was very powerful. They burned crosses on lawns.
Nobody: What did you do ? Did you burn crosses on your lawn? Are you saying your guilty for not speaking up at the time? Why wait until your 98? Why didn’t you do something about it?
Kirk: I remember when there were segregated drinking fountains and bathrooms.
Kirk: I’ve even lived long enough to see a black man elected president — twice. Incredibly, he now lives in a house that was built by slaves.
Nobody: And yet, you STILL want an apology? All you can complain about is that the White House was built by slaves. And by the way, if you had read history, Abigail Adams was PAYING those slaves, and she couldn’t get them to do a lick of work, she said they were “slow and lazy” it was taking them forever, and so she hired Irishmen to get the job done. Those slaves got PAID. What’s slave labor nowadays Kirk? How many Mexican slaves do you have working on your garden and in your house?
Oh, you gave to charity? That doesn’t excuse your ignorance of history.
Kirk: I hope to live long enough to see one of the candidates promise an apology for slavery. We cannot erase our history, but we can pledge that hatred will be banished from our great land.
Nobody: Why should ANY candidate apologize for a crime he or she did NOT commit? Since when does any individual have to pay for a crime he or she DID’T commit? Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, saved your slaves for you, my dear. No future President needs to apologize for past crimes committed by his nation. He is only responsible for what HE does in his terms, and by the way, when are the American people going to get an apology from Barack Hussein Obama for destroying what’s left of the country?
You want to talk about hatred? How about Obama’s hatred for us all. And besides, it wouldn’t stop with an apology, it would only start there and go into reparations. Isn’t what this letter is really all about?
What? Did Obama call you up?
Kirk: I look forward to your reply.
What an idiot. I’ll be nice and say that his stroke left him deranged. This is just another lame propaganda attempt for the democratic party to keep the blacks hating the conservatives, and getting them out to vote. I expect we will be seeing the usual flock of movie stars this next years pleading for the ‘progressives’ causes of abortions, illegals, gun control, and Hillary.
And you can’t convince me they don’t all get paid to do it, in one way or another.
Thank GOD my mother preferred Cary Grant.
My husband and I saw the movie last weekend at IMAX.
It was SO good, we are thinking about seeing it again….And wow…that theme park was really created! Who knew?
Wouldn’t it be fun if Spielberg could create his own theme park in Florida? Of course, we would all prefer it did NOT have live dinosaurs.
This video is worth watching if you have seen the movie..if not…wait and see it afterwards. It’s best NOT to know somethings…unless of course it pertains to Obama or Hillary.
Nobody Gets Email
____and I’m glad I got this one!
Tom Hanks…who doesn’t like Tom Hanks?
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
I SORT of watched the Oscars last night. Whenever I got insulted, I would change the channel, which happened a lot.
In the past years I have written about how to pick the winners at the Oscars: Just pick the movie that expresses the liberal causes, and that‘s your winner. It’s easy. Was the movie about the sufferings of :gay? women? Muslims? blacks?
OSCAR! Add a few devastating illness and you have some variety.
It works every time. The good news is these Hollywood actors have become the loudest mouthpieces for the democratic party, and anybody who doesn’t tow the line of liberal feel good causes are…trashed. And most of these movie stars have big mouths.
So, guess what? America stopped going to their movies as payback. You want to make fun of my conservatives values? Then I don’t have to go see your movies. It must bother them because Sean Penn made a comment about how “Movies don’t even have to make money, it’s all about the ‘art’.
And last year the movie industry lost BIG time. The movie that made half the profits, over $350 million and counting, was a movie about a true American Hero…a soldier.
Damn. What can you do when the nation STILL insists on those old fashion values? What every good marketing agent will do: you have to throw a few bones to the paying crowd.
They gave “Sniper” a nomination so those idiotic morons in the fly over states would tune into the Oscars and learn something. Maybe even go SEE those other movies and learn how wicked they are. Like how homosexuals want to kill themselves when teenagers because they feel “different.” I think last year more soldiers killed themselves than homosexuals…but they don’t care. They have gays in underwear.
“Sniper” won nothing.
And then there was Oprah. The TITANIC Oprah, who made Chris Pine cry with the emotion of how black people should be released from jail…and how racism is rampart in our society.
When “glory” came on, being a thinking human being, with still the right to choose, we flipped the channel to “The Walking Dead” only to witness…two men kissing and loving each other, and my husband and I turned and looked at each other and said, “Oh no…NOT the Talking Dead too.”
STOP IT!! This was a plan to get us to turn BACK to the OSCARS! Ahhhhhhh…….
Lady Gaga, go figure, did a fine performance of songs from the “Sound of Music” The host was rather, boring. And so, I can see why he had to come out in his underwear.
“To every woman who gave birth, to every taxpayer and citizen of this nation,” said Arquette. “We have fought for everybody else’s equal rights. It’s our time to have wage equality once for all. And equal rights for women in the United States of America.”
Somebody tell Hillary. Evidently, she has always paid women 72 cents to the men’s dollar.
During those years, the median annual salary for a woman working in Clinton’s office was $15,708.38 less than the median salary for a man, according to the analysis of data compiled from official Senate expenditure reports.
There wasn’t ONE movie besides Sniper that I would pay money to see. And at the end, the director of the year, a Mexican, made a plea for us to welcome with open arms all his Mexicans neighbors who deserve to be Americans:
Director Inarritu said he prays his native country finds “a government we deserve” and that immigrants to the U.S. “can be treated with the same dignity and the respect of the ones who came before and (built) this incredible immigrant nation.”
Wait. Now MEXICANS built this nations? Move over Muslims.
Don’t they know…that it was the WOMEN who built this nation! Every time I look at the Empire State Building I remind myself that it was built by… very muscular women, who claimed to be men.
Back then, nobody would have hired them if they had said they were female.
Clearly, they have many more movies to make. And I wonder, when they make this movie about how Mexican, Muslims and women built America, they will mention the fact that they were all actually gay?
I think I’m on to something here. Oscar worthy.
This week we have two very famous black men making what many would consider….obnoxious mistakes.
First, let’s start with the champion of mucky Manchurian mistakes: ‘President’ Barack Obama. Upon finding out that Netanyahu is going to speak before Congress without his permission, the King of Muck got pretty mad, and said he would NOT meet with him when he gets here:
So as not to look like the sore loser that he is, Obama put out this statement:
“As a matter of long-standing practice and principle, we do not see heads of state or candidates in close proximity to their elections, so as to avoid the appearance of influencing a democratic election in a foreign country,” said Bernadette Meehan a spokesperson for the National Security Council. “Accordingly, the President will not be meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu because of the proximity to the Israeli election, which is just two weeks after his planned address to the U.S. Congress.”
Got that? He doesn’t want to influence the Israeli elections. And my dog doesn’t want to pee in the back yard.
So, what does he call sending over his finest advisors to Israel to work on getting Netanyahu thrown OUT in the next election? I thought he said he didn’t want to influence elections?
A former Obama campaign strategist is working in Israel as an adviser to a group determined to unseat Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the upcoming Israeli elections.
Jeremy Bird is one of four U.S. consultants helping the Tel Aviv-based Victory 2015, or V15, adopt American campaign methodologies like those that won President Barack Obama the White House in 2008 and 2012.
V15 says it backs no particular party but wants to “simply replace the government,” especially Netanyahu.
Ha! Obama wouldn’t care if a parakeet with a serious lisp got elected, anybody but Netanyahu. Can we call him a Jew hater yet? In Netanyahu’s case…yes. Let’s add that to his ‘hate’ list.
Obama is acting just like Mussolini. And speaking of Mussolini.
The second mistake made this week by a famous black man was done by Mike Tyson, who is excited about channeling Hitler and Mussolini when he rapped a duet with Madonna on her new album, soon to be released after ….her last one make the charts…which might be…not too soon.
Of his totally ad-libbed part of the song, the “Mike Tyson Mysteries” star revealed he channeled former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini – and he even gave a shout-out to Hitler for liking him! “When I did it, I think about being some guy like Mussolini and they’re really arrogant, but you try to come from a positive perspective and be uplifting,” he explained. “You watch Mussolini on television — even though we don’t understand what he’s saying — he is so mesmerizing. I look at myself in that way.”
Ooooooookaaaaaay. Mike finds Mussolini ‘uplifting’? He looks at himself that way? Whoa. He should get in a room full of mirrors with Obama and mesmerize away.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it our ‘president’ who threatens to punish Netanyahu for not obeying his every word? Who does he think he is?
Or is it Mike Tyson, who is crazy about dictators, and crazy enough to blast it to the world on a record?
Nobody decides: It’s…
Madonna! Yes, Madonna wins on this one. She is so desperate to sell a record she has to, once again, do something outlandish that EVERYONE will be appalled at, just so people will listen to her again. The last time she had a big hit, Elvis was still alive and being seen at car washes in Texas.
She has moved on from having sex with upside down crucifixes.
She probably even made poor Mike watch old films of Mussolini and Hitler just so he’d know who they were. You REALLY think Mike knows even how to find his own bathroom, let alone a history film? At least Barbara Streisand gets REAL singers to do duets with her.
Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
So, Congratulations Madonna! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for losing your usual ‘shock and awe’ revival of yourself.
I heard this news on Rush Limbaugh’s program today, and had to laugh. Liam Neeson has joined Sylvester Stallone in complaining that America citizens should not have guns—WHILE at the same time, making MILLIONS off those same people by promoting violence with guns.
“There’s too many [expletive] guns out there,” Neeson told Gulf News at a Taken 3 presser in Dubai. “Especially in America. I think the population is like, 320 million? There’s over 300 million guns. Privately owned, in America. I think it’s a [expletive] disgrace. Every week now we’re picking up a newspaper and seeing, ‘Yet another few kids have been killed in schools.’”
You tell me, how they see no hypocrisy in themselves and what they are saying.
“A character like Bryan Mills going out with guns and taking revenge: it’s fantasy. It’s in the movies, you know? I think it can give people a great release from stresses in life and all the rest of it, you know what I mean? It doesn’t mean they’re all going to go out and go, ‘Yeah, let’s get a gun!’’”
So, tell us Mr. Neeson…do YOU own a gun? Sorry. You can’t claim “It’s a fantasy” ….you are endorsing the right for a man to protect his family by agreeing to make the film. We understand that YOU live in a fantasy world where you hang out with the superrich and can hire body guards, and live in castles with heavily guarded gates, but hey, some of us live near Ferguson. We NEED our guns. What DON’T you get about this fact?
You DO have a choice Liam. You don’t have to make those films. Why do you think Americans LIKE those films? Is it because we believe in the right to protect ourselves? Or is it because we just think you’re so handsome?
I don’t care how many more RAMBOS he makes, or even if Liam makes TAKEN 22, I will never spend another dime on seeing any of their work.
Nobody Thinks they both have enough money and who knows? Maybe ‘somebody’ is paying them big bucks to say this stuff.
Or…are they that stupid?
You tell me.
So, do YOU want to give your money to support men who put you down, and think you are stupid? You know what this Nobody really thinks about these two?
In a real fight in the real world, they’d be the first ones out the back door. They are …..actually cowards.
My dog has more cahonies, and she’s a female.
A report from the celebrity gossip site Perez Hilton claims that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to be a boy, and is requesting that her parents call her “John” all the time. Angelina even said that Shiloh “wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.”
Why are we surprised that the parents want her to express her sexual self as being gay so young? And is she even gay? Maybe, because she probably doesn’t get to play with too many children besides her brothers, she is just tomboy.
Hey, at four I wanted to be a nun…or a brain doctor. Or better yet, a baseball player. But nothing was more fun than a game of sand football with the local boys in the neighborhood simply because I found dolls boring. But thinking about what sex I was never entered my mind…and why should it? Girls were allowed to be tomboys back then.
Shiloh it seems has found a way to get attention, and she has learned from the best attention hogs of Hollywood. Every single time Angelina Jolie adopted a kid in some foreign country, she made a worldwide splash with her pictures in every magazine in the world: Every press release, every photo shot, every picture of the family together was shopped around to the highest bidder, can we have any doubt of that?
I bet each kid made mom millions of dollars. Those kids…were like gold stock. In the old days, Hollywood Stars kept their kids OUT of the limelight. Not today— today those kids are promoted as the next future blockbuster. It’s all about the money.
And how can you blame them? Politicians do it too. I’m waiting for the Bush family to start releasing their baby pictures, and the pictures of their grandkids.
After “John’s” new revelation at four that she is not a girl, everyone will be taking MORE pictures and paying the couple for exclusive rights to photograph their kids at every age and with each new liberal discovery.
One of those boys will have to announce he is a transgender—- and this is all too funny.
Does anybody care if Shiloh changes her name to John? Look at the good side, she won’t get raped when she goes to college.
Frankly, I don’t blame her for wanting a simpler name: Shiloh sounds like old Yeller’s replacement. Someday we’ll be watching JOHN SHILOH up on the screen: the new action woman/man who can beat up whole armies just like her mom and dad.
Want to bet on it?
Can I go back to sleep now?
Sheriff Rick, has captured three cops…and one of the cop prisoners sweet talks the girl that is keeping his guard and then escapes, by knocking her out…and starts running. He is still in handcuffs (probably plastic ones because lord knows, in the Apocalypse Zombie world, real ones are hard to come by) and he’s running down the street, being chased by zombies.
Sheriff Rick, is a fair man, and a man who won’t hesitate to make decisions— jumps in a cop car, (left there by the prisoner) and follows the man…he turns on the speaker on in the cop car and tells him to STOP!
The prisoner keeps running, down the middle of the street, a habit that ALL actors and movie writers love to put into their scripts. You, the audience are yelling, “Don’t go down the middle of the street you moron! GET OFF THE ROAD!” But do they ever listen? No.
It never ends well….not in real life either. Nobody thinks they do this so that YOU, the audience will be screaming in your seats about the absurdity of running down the middle of the road, but then, that’s great entertainment to them. What can you do?
So, in this great scene— after ordering the man to stop about TRHEE times, Rick hits him hard with the car, and it’s sweet, because this guy get BAMMED down to the payment by the front fender and we are happy, because this guy is a lying scum.
Rick gets out of the car, and walks up to him and says, “ALL you had to do was stop. It didn’t have to be like this.” Or something to that effect…and the guy starts lying and trying to sweet talk Rick…and Rick…
Shoots him in the head.
More than likely they wrote this script long before Ferguson, but the timing of the episode was…perfect.
Now, if they would just stop obsessing about having to make Darrell gay,(Another macho guy ) or put a “gay” in the script we’d all be happier.
They can’t make him gay—it would affect the merchandizing BIG time.
Anyway, I only watch this show because it’s my husband favorite on TV…and it’s beating out Football.
Do you really think The Walking Dead fans even CARE that the Rams players came out in protest with their hands up?
Nope. We are ALL…Sheriff Rick Grimes. The new John Wayne…too much fun.
Just how far hypocrisy can go…
For instance, Better Midler just tweeted:
Gee. Bette Midler is alarmed that global warming is killing off our birds.
Notice how she fails to mention that global warming Windmills are the real reason birds are being killed off—
And since liberals HATE that symbol of American patriotism, the bald eagle is being slaughtered by Windmills. Bald Eagles are rather BIG birds. You would think the “passionate about birds deaths Bette Midler” would comprehend the massacre that is occurring, and just how long it took to bring the eagle OFF the endangered species list, and may I add, by hundreds of good citizens who worked very hard at it, and YET, it’s Obama and his friends that don’t care about birds. Nope, I guess Obama figures the symbol of American exceptionalism just has to go.
Energy facilities in 10 states have killed at least 85 golden and bald eagles since 1997, says a new government study. Just in the last five years, wind farms have killed at least 67 eagles, but the figure could be much higher, the study says.
So bug off Bette: You want to save the birds? Take down those windmills. Go sing. And by the way–what poor bird had to die to make that hat?
Well, this was a surprise, wasn’t it? Barbara Streisand joined Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show? Actually, I think it was the best, and most relaxed I’ve ever seen her…and the talent she displayed all those years ago, the original style that she developed which made her millions, was there for us all to enjoy.
Okay…BUT….(You knew this was coming didn’t you?)
BUT…is Barbara coming out of retirement to help Hillary run for President? Remember she sang for Bill Clinton’s first inauguration? And IF you didn’t notice, there has been a lot of buzz going on in the tabloids about how Barbra finally admitted to her husband Josh Bolin, that she and Bill Clinton had a big affair at that time…and her husband wasn’t too happy about it.
Now— if you believe that this was leaked for a reason…(I do) then Barbara has come out to support Hillary…and make a lot of money while she’s at it.
She could have made this album years ago. Why wait till now? If she is going to help Hillary raise money, she HAS to come out of retirement. Everybody has pretty much forgotten about her.
She didn’t talk about politics last night, but like Hillary saying she and Bill were broke, Barbara tried to say she was just like all us regular folks…why, she even has a truck, and she and her husband ride in every day!
Anyway, enjoy it while you can…until she starts saying things like “We NEED a woman President.”
Then I give you permission to smash her old records. (IF you have any, if not, I have a few I can spare.)