Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Griffin– Aslan

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s a great week for moronic people. For instance, Kathy Griffin has been on the front page since she since she dipped a fake Trump’s head in blood.

“I made a horrible, horrible call,” she continued. “Trust me, if I could redo the whole thing I’d have a blow-up doll and no ketchup.”

Sorry Kathy, that’s not ketchup. I would know, it’s practically what I live on. Ketchup does NOT drip. What? Did you get complains about the REAL blood? You think we’re stupid?

In an amazing feat of typical liberal. “go on the attack when caught in crimes” Kathy claims that President Trump, took her down.

How CRUEL. After the fact: It’s starting to look like the whole thing was set up.

Frankly, I got a kick out of the apology tape where she took off her big, fake, eyelashes. I don’t know who glues them on, but most of the time one of them is falling off. Now, I love makeup, and wear it myself, but Kathy’s eyelashes look like Spiderman’s leftover breakfast toast.

It’s hurtful to me,” Griffin said. “There’s a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me and I’m just here to say that it’s wrong.”

It’s wrong? Holding up your own beheading video is not exactly right, Kathy. And you’re not exactly young, now are you? I wonder how many black guys thought what you did was pretty disgusting too?

And then there’s the Muslim? on CNN, named Raza Aslan, who said the President was a “piece of shit.”
Yes, he has a job. CNN, once the most rejected name in news is now truly…a piece of shit network.

Nobody watches it. Which is why they are hiring Muslims to cuss out President Trump. He eats brains I’m told…and probably knows Kathy.
CNN made him apologize. Ratings. Ratings. What will he say next? This woman, man, whoever.
Will Raza say he wants another man raped?

Will he interview Kathy Griffin on his show and give her an award, shaped like a machete?

Stay tuned. Looks like for the immediate future, my Nobody’s Perfect Award will never have trouble finding a moron.

They seem to be…. everywhere.

 

June 5, 2017 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

   

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